Hotel Workouts - Chrissy Quarantitties - Episode 4

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  • čas přidán 24. 01. 2021
  • Here's the Fourth ep of Chrissy Quarantitties. Chris Distefano's new weight loss series. This series documents his journey from FAT FAT FAT to Chris Pratt! Chrissy is working out with Jazzy Method his pregnant girlfriend! She teaches him BTM, body weight training to music. Can Chrissy Quarantitties keep up with a pregnant woman?! NOPE. This workout is tough and can be done anywhere even in a hotel on the side of the highway. We also get an update on Chris' weight loss thus far and things get WILD!
    GET READY FOR THIS WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY CUZZ GONNA GET WILD!
    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM
    FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media
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    / @jazzymethod4063
    Also check out Chris' podcast History Hyenas! EVERY week Chris Distefano and comedian Yannis Pappas dive deep into a history topic and GO WILD!!!
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    Chris also does another podcast with Sal Vulcano:
    / @nopreshnetwork
    / heybabepod
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Komentáře • 670

  • @DM-hh3yf
    @DM-hh3yf Před 3 lety +587

    IF U DONT THINK CHRISSY IS THE BOTTOM IN THIS RELATIONSHIP yagotanotherthingcomin

  • @ResistTheGreatReset1984
    @ResistTheGreatReset1984 Před 3 lety +716

    No wonder Chrissy smartened up and got back with his ex. Those curves cured Chris' gayness.

    • @MiissMeW
      @MiissMeW Před 3 lety +23

      Those curves made me gay 😳

    • @bencrawley8960
      @bencrawley8960 Před 3 lety +6

      It's what it is

    • @leemorrin5800
      @leemorrin5800 Před 3 lety +20

      Omg he is not gay. He falls in love with men and and had to have sex with woman. That's not gay that's honest. 😂

    • @mattbmxer
      @mattbmxer Před 3 lety +3

      "cured" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @uncannyhumantorch3704
      @uncannyhumantorch3704 Před 3 lety +2

      Bud sorry to break it to you but klu klux krissy ‘s a FCTDB (Fully Charged Three Dollar Bill) his gayness can’t be cured

  • @brendenryan4819
    @brendenryan4819 Před 3 lety +318

    She better pop out a mini Chrissy or we’re storming the capitol

  • @cyclONEnation56
    @cyclONEnation56 Před 3 lety +267

    THE SITUATION IS A PAPAPAPAPPAPAPAP PIECE

  • @DannyClap
    @DannyClap Před 3 lety +295

    This is the healthiest relationship in the fitness community since Oscar Pistorius. And make no mistake, even with the constant flinching, kids got the strongest hairline in comedy. Young Chrissy Nobalds

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +39

      HAHAHHA 10!!!

    • @DannyClap
      @DannyClap Před 3 lety +8

      @@chrisdcomedy let’s just go with some black sweat pants in future videos, got your Joe DiMaggio flopping around on the internets

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 3 lety +1

      Oscar Pistorious shouldn't have been allowed to compete, the man was not a Biped!

    • @zachhowe718
      @zachhowe718 Před 2 lety

      @@chrisdcomedy you think you could take the Lee brothers? and by the "lee bothers" I mean Doc and Rudy.

    • @Desiklown
      @Desiklown Před 2 lety

      🤣

  • @HistoryHyenas
    @HistoryHyenas Před 3 lety +383

    YAASSSSS CHRISSY D IS GONNA BE RIPPED AS F!!!!

  • @stephzeppieri7710
    @stephzeppieri7710 Před 3 lety +223

    Chris is the most frustrating kid ever and she is so cute! If you don’t put a ring on that finger you’re on notice

  • @Danger-Moen
    @Danger-Moen Před 3 lety +116

    Chrissy C-cups hitting the gym!

  • @stewwww11
    @stewwww11 Před 3 lety +50

    “Do you consider ur self a woman or a person with a uterus” 😭😭😭

  • @dm1759
    @dm1759 Před 3 lety +108

    Jazzy is so sweet! She's tough but she's literally sunshine, too!

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +38

      SHES THE BEST!!!

    • @TheHarrip
      @TheHarrip Před 3 lety +5

      She seams like she may actually be an angel sent to save Chrissy from his chaos. I maybe wrong 🤷
      .. I'm not .

  • @idahoplantguy9027
    @idahoplantguy9027 Před 3 lety +320

    This is not cute Chrissy. Your pregnant girlfriend is outperforming you and you whined the entire time. YOU'RE ON NOOTIICE!

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 Před 3 lety +6

      Meanwhile mi hermana got that uterus of steel for all that jumping up and down she did!

    • @Esotericdactyl
      @Esotericdactyl Před 3 lety +4

      on newwwtiss

  • @Marvas333
    @Marvas333 Před 3 lety +111

    CUZ I THOUGHT THE ONE PREGNANT WAS CHRISSY!!!

  • @joelschuman2320
    @joelschuman2320 Před 3 lety +47

    I love it how Chrissy always has his hands ready to parry an overhand RIGHT when Guadaloupe gets TOO CLOSE! #Boxing

  • @bro_smith
    @bro_smith Před 3 lety +131

    Chrissy turns into an old Jewish woman when he works out

  • @mohammedyounes7123
    @mohammedyounes7123 Před 3 lety +320

    Chris’s girl makes me wanna disappoint my mom with a Puerto Rican wife.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 3 lety +11

      Gotta have a tittie tattoo for the complete disapoint

    • @angiegonzalez52311
      @angiegonzalez52311 Před 3 lety +16

      Your mother should be thankful if you can get one ☝️

    • @mohammedyounes7123
      @mohammedyounes7123 Před 3 lety +2

      @@angiegonzalez52311 lets give her one ;)

    • @paulboisvert5137
      @paulboisvert5137 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mohammedyounes7123 💀

    • @dtxa7x
      @dtxa7x Před 3 lety

      @@angiegonzalez52311 why

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork Před 3 lety +25

    YOU ARE KILLIN IT CHRIS YAAASSSSSSS!!!

  • @marquismercer93
    @marquismercer93 Před 3 lety +71

    You can tell Chris is a battered man. Take a shot every time Chris flinches when he says something.

  • @LaurenAwtry001
    @LaurenAwtry001 Před 3 lety +141

    “stay on the beat.” “i’m a white guy.” IM DEAD

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 Před 3 lety +1

      Ok but why was he REALLY struggling to keep the rhythm tho? Nobody's that WHIIIIIIITE

  • @BasedBrooklyn
    @BasedBrooklyn Před 3 lety +56

    damn, jazzy could look thru my phone ANYDAY

  • @PodcastWhore21
    @PodcastWhore21 Před 3 lety +42

    Chris's kid is gonna come out baallaacckkk.

  • @sarrrche
    @sarrrche Před 3 lety +12

    “Do you consider yourself a woman or a person with a uterus” OMGGG HAHAAAAAAAAA

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry Před 3 lety +8

    "Do you consider yourself a person or a woman with a uterus?"🤣🤣 Even when working out Chrissy is dropping dimes.

  • @3lysemarie
    @3lysemarie Před 3 lety +1

    Jasmine is straight PREGNANT AF and is STILL absolutely crushing you in the work out. CMON CHRISSY CALORIES YOURE ON NOOOOOOOTICE!

  • @jessicamattix2264
    @jessicamattix2264 Před 3 lety +6

    “I don’t want to workout to this music I want to do ecstasy” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tamarar.8179
    @tamarar.8179 Před 3 lety +55

    Fun stuff. Hope we get to see Sergio again!

  • @user-tm6ij6gx7r
    @user-tm6ij6gx7r Před 3 lety +43

    This was so funny & she is so cute! Congratulations you guys on baby numero dos!!!

  • @DanielDanger420
    @DanielDanger420 Před 3 lety +118

    My guy is scared of the left hook to the gut. Everytime he says some smart ass shit, he throws his guard up.

    • @mickschilling......
      @mickschilling...... Před 3 lety

      I❤️🦖

    • @Bikinigirl05
      @Bikinigirl05 Před 3 lety

      Yes, at 7:57

    • @dang5550
      @dang5550 Před 3 lety

      That was me too every time. But no matter how many times I got hit I couldn't stop making jokes. Then once I caught an Ash Tray to the head I didn't know whether to cover my liver or protect my face

    • @darells.illustrisimo467
      @darells.illustrisimo467 Před 3 lety

      Chrissy D and that D stands for defense

  • @keithfissel1884
    @keithfissel1884 Před 3 lety +261

    Based on Chrissy’s defensive body language she definitely puts hands on him. She’s Cobra Kai-Rican...strike first.

    • @harveyo9706
      @harveyo9706 Před 3 lety +13

      This is a man that knows from experience.

    • @paulboisvert5137
      @paulboisvert5137 Před 3 lety +12

      Some guys like it spicy.

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 Před 3 lety +10

      Ya he kept standing like she was going to ball tap him lmfaaaooo 😂 what a strange couple

    • @Kmanjr0
      @Kmanjr0 Před 3 lety +12

      That 8:02 moment when you don’t know if it’s for a bit or fr haha

    • @uncannyhumantorch3704
      @uncannyhumantorch3704 Před 3 lety +1

      Why’d you the kid got boxing lessons from serg...self defence baby 😂😂

  • @HelloTuuuurdz
    @HelloTuuuurdz Před 3 lety +6

    Whoa! Did not expect this! I’ve been off of the internet since November and ALL KINDS OF CHANGES with the Hyenas Boys! I always had a feeling you were way in love with Jazzy. I am SO happy you guys found your way back to each other. It’s so cool to actually see her personality and how cool she is. Protect and love each other ❤️

  • @KimmyG97
    @KimmyG97 Před 3 lety +22

    I want a reality show with these two!

  • @adsldave
    @adsldave Před 3 lety +9

    I thought Jazz was gonna start break dancing at one point during that, she’s got some skillz.
    Love the way anytime Chrissy was struggling he’d quickly think of a joke to give himself a short rest 😂

  • @LaurenAwtry001
    @LaurenAwtry001 Před 3 lety +20

    I literally can’t stop laughing. I love seeing her boss you around hahahaha

  • @JulianRGaaatcha
    @JulianRGaaatcha Před 3 lety +3

    Every man needs a baby mama in their life with a raspy voice that hates them this is goals Chrissy

  • @husamabdulahad1935
    @husamabdulahad1935 Před 3 lety +19

    Make no mistake when she said there is one more set, Chrissy wanted to throw her over the WALL!

  • @thomasjewson6577
    @thomasjewson6577 Před 3 lety +23

    We want a Chrissy Jazzy PodyWody!

  • @erickeefe1504
    @erickeefe1504 Před 3 lety +12

    Chrissy flinching like an abused child is hilarious

  • @r.e.8809
    @r.e.8809 Před 3 lety +11

    Respect to your girl to have that healthy mentality

  • @YungSeezy
    @YungSeezy Před 3 lety +52

    Soooo Chrissy Chaos is havin’ anotha thing comin’ with the situation round two?

  • @papishampoo7892
    @papishampoo7892 Před 3 lety +7

    Jaz is the reason why babies are made, she is a pieeeeece!

  • @nineteen8122
    @nineteen8122 Před 3 lety +3

    1:03 Awe, poor Chris. Blink if you’re in trouble!

  • @prezzie1223
    @prezzie1223 Před 3 lety +4

    She seems EXACTLY like an adult Delilah. I love it

  • @alexb0604
    @alexb0604 Před 3 lety +14

    This was such a disaster, sooo great!! 😂😂😂

  • @jruiz2694
    @jruiz2694 Před 2 lety +1

    This was so great! I could watch this once a week. I need her energy to work out. Jasmine seems so fun!

  • @elizabethtrainor4892
    @elizabethtrainor4892 Před 3 lety +4

    Love this duo!! More Chrissy and Jazzy!!! Next up can Jazzy teach you some dance moves? I am here for Chrissy Salsa hips!!

  • @megagemgirl
    @megagemgirl Před 3 lety +2

    You guys have great chemistry together. I'm so happy for you two!!!😊💕

  • @icelemon3sniper518
    @icelemon3sniper518 Před 3 lety +8

    Braver man that Schulz , putting your girl out there

  • @SurfistaCamad
    @SurfistaCamad Před 3 lety +9

    You guys have great chemistry and I bet y’all fights bring the house down!!

  • @aditsharma7044
    @aditsharma7044 Před 3 lety +7

    Need more of these in my life

  • @leemorrin5800
    @leemorrin5800 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for the content can't believe this is free. Keep it up my man

  • @user-im8dc1wc9c
    @user-im8dc1wc9c Před 3 lety +2

    Chrissssyy D ! Congrats on your second child. Also, the pilot getting picked up is huge. Keep pumping out Hey Babe! working on your show and being a great father. True fan here, content is always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @silviabez6157
    @silviabez6157 Před 3 lety +1

    Hahaha Excited for this video! The chemistry between these two! Hilarious couple! 🤣 keep these coming!

  • @RolandSpecialSauce
    @RolandSpecialSauce Před 3 lety +4

    Love these workout videos

  • @d1RtyZ3BRA
    @d1RtyZ3BRA Před 3 lety +2

    The energy between you two is hysterical 🤣

  • @vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390

    Love these! More please! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +1

    YO BABES! I GOT A BUNCH OF LIVE DATES COMING SOON!
    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM TO BUY TIX
    IM IN AC FEB 12-13 AND IN PHOENIX AZ FEB 25-27
    Also support our sponsor
    masfsupplements.com promo code chrissy

  • @Datsyzerberg
    @Datsyzerberg Před 3 lety +13

    How do you not have 1m subs my man. You're fuckin hilarious bro.

  • @bridgetc1987
    @bridgetc1987 Před 3 lety +1

    Yaaaaaaas! You two are great Chrissy!!

  • @jordanaguilar6162
    @jordanaguilar6162 Před 3 lety +1

    Love this! Need more!

  • @LaurenAwtry001
    @LaurenAwtry001 Před 3 lety +7

    omg seeing you guys interact is hilarious 😂

  • @EPV1022
    @EPV1022 Před 3 lety +7

    Chrissy Family Man is hilariousss! Jazz is so funny too

  • @DrippyPiece
    @DrippyPiece Před 3 lety +33

    Chrissy junior is gonna be a three dollar bill just like his daddy

  • @manthanator
    @manthanator Před 3 lety +13

    “I’ve lost four pounds so at least it’s something.” Says every obese person on my 600 lb. life as they’re lying to Dr. Now about their diet. 😂

  • @peanutbutterchocolatecake6182

    Why did he dress down like he’s weighing in for a UFC fight 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MatthewCensullo1
    @MatthewCensullo1 Před 3 lety +1

    This is fantastic stuff. Jazz is a star, hilarious

  • @SinfulSeraph
    @SinfulSeraph Před 3 lety +21

    You two are a couple'a CAYUUUTE kids!

  • @SeaChelle_
    @SeaChelle_ Před 3 lety +1

    I want to see more of HER! Love the chemistry between you two 💓

  • @spencerkauer9278
    @spencerkauer9278 Před 3 lety +6

    Make no mistake cuz Chrissy Cardio is shredding WEIGHT BABE

  • @saracook6487
    @saracook6487 Před 3 lety +1

    I love everything about this.

  • @laurenclark1304
    @laurenclark1304 Před 3 lety +1

    I love these two together - they are so funny! I need to see them more! :)

  • @orivera444
    @orivera444 Před 3 lety +1

    Congrats Chrissy Tiptoes!! So few of us get to experience the joy and absolute fear of the five foot assassins known as Puerto Rican women.. Love your stuff, bro!

  • @privateinc6626
    @privateinc6626 Před 3 lety

    Love you both so much!! Love from Connecticut! And Leeshcast ❤️🙌🏼

  • @Blackhawks19_xx
    @Blackhawks19_xx Před 3 lety +3

    Chrissy and the situation got another situation on the way. Congrats cuzzy.

  • @travisbickle4337
    @travisbickle4337 Před 3 lety +5

    More clips with jazz because you 2 are cuuuute! Chrissy tip toes

  • @matthudson6270
    @matthudson6270 Před 3 lety

    Love all the COVID content!!

  • @johannajackson3035
    @johannajackson3035 Před 3 lety +1

    Jazzy is a great trainer.

  • @mariamorrissey4789
    @mariamorrissey4789 Před 3 lety +2

    Yo Chissy describes Jazz as a zumba instructor and she is so much more than that. I was so impressed by how fit she is and how much control over her body she has. I am going to start following her on the toobs. I want to plank like that!!

  • @childishboombina3720
    @childishboombina3720 Před 3 lety

    This is dope. Keep doing these

  • @TheDuke4100
    @TheDuke4100 Před 3 lety +4

    wow the weather girl is an absolute workout beast. Fair play to her. Lov you chrisy

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr Před 3 lety +14

    Make no mistake, Chrissy your girlfriend needs to borrow YOUR hips for this birth

  • @amberfish9539
    @amberfish9539 Před 3 lety +1

    Jazz is my favorite! Mama does not come to play with these workouts.
    PS: the shirtless moment, babe: Chrissy GlowsInTheDark

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 Před 3 lety +3

    "stay on that beat"
    "But i'm a white guy" Lmfao that shit had me dying.

  • @alrightthen
    @alrightthen Před 3 lety +2

    Yaaaas looking good doing those jumping jacks lol! Great video man.

  • @bricktamlin
    @bricktamlin Před 3 lety

    I absolutely love this!

  • @mattm3551
    @mattm3551 Před 3 lety +2

    the pamphlet story on the elliptical was great

  • @tomosmansounds
    @tomosmansounds Před 3 lety +2

    This is so adorable. Work it girrrrrl!!

  • @TheRubenJohnson
    @TheRubenJohnson Před 3 lety

    Duuuuude!!! Jasmine is a beast! Now I call him Chrissy outta league. This lady is royalty!

  • @andeezysosleezy
    @andeezysosleezy Před 3 lety +13

    The hyenas have a pppppppiece

  • @johnnycruz9135
    @johnnycruz9135 Před 3 lety +2

    Make no mistake SHE disciplines Chrissy behind closed doors.

  • @jent6727
    @jent6727 Před 3 lety

    love this!

  • @dlpillar24
    @dlpillar24 Před 3 lety +1

    Coming to see you in AC on the 13th! So excited. 😊🎉

  • @Theflowergeekcrafts
    @Theflowergeekcrafts Před 3 lety +6

    Chris tries to keep a beat while I just keep waiting for Jazzy to actually land a kick and crumple him. You guys are so cute. I love her so much. What a badass. 💚💚💚💚💚

  • @breezybree9733
    @breezybree9733 Před 3 lety +7

    Lmfao that uterus comment had me rolling.

  • @michaelsulek7226
    @michaelsulek7226 Před 3 lety +2

    Daaaaaaaaamn, Chrissy is a smart man for going back to that piece o fire! HOT DAMN

  • @Bugdeek
    @Bugdeek Před 3 lety +1

    This is so great

  • @jefn.3205
    @jefn.3205 Před 3 lety +1

    Great insight into your life, guy

  • @thomaslizzi
    @thomaslizzi Před 3 lety +1

    Make no mistake cuz, I'm studying to be a therapist and I know you mentioned struggling with the TTUUTTEESS (LADDER 14!!), so to see you with your pregnant girlfriend is LIT LIT LIT.
    Take it one day at a time and get help if you need it, Dr. ChrissyD YYYAAAAAASSSS!!! CLIP IT!!!

  • @killphantomb170
    @killphantomb170 Před 3 lety +1

    When he said “fuck ya” at 4:33 that shit sent me lol

  • @kb-gl6se
    @kb-gl6se Před 3 lety +5

    CUPCAKE CHRISSY YAAAAASSSSS

  • @susansuarez343
    @susansuarez343 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how much he loves his girl ❤ I'm sorry that I just found you but honestly Chris, you're the funniest guy & I can't wait to see you live! You rock Chris & congrats on your baby! Love always from Toronto Ontario Canada your #1Canadianfangirl ❤🇨🇦👅🔥

  • @jacknife9770
    @jacknife9770 Před 3 lety +2

    She gave up the whole stack of oreos as soon as you said "I'll let you look thru my phone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣