How Chris Distefano Met "Her"
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- Excerpt from Chris Distefano | TPW w/ @TheoVon 378
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Theo is killing Chris’ story mode flow. I like Theo
The greatest love story ever told…
Movies will be made.
🤞
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I love his honesty with her and himself, he was afraid but thats what it is to be brave!
I bet you're a girl for sure
“It’s psychotic, that’s how I live my life.”
Distefeno.
Right on brother.
Theos face when he says Italian bdsm like it's a regular conversation for him 🤣😂
“We’re all connected through Mark Zukerberg. The god”🤣🤣
This behavior is how you know Chris is actually legitimately entirely German and not even slightly Italian hahaha
No chill 😂
very true haha
Why? What are Germans like
he is 50/50
When Theo Von said, "Volleyball playing too" when adding to a description of an Italian mobster just sent me....
I would love to hear this story from her standpoint 😄
😂😂😂😂😂
I have felt this. She accepted me. I always felt this with her from the first second i saw her. She left me. I still feel it 6 years later the exact same way it felt the first second alone again. Even just seeing her written name. Its the worst thing in the world. I genuinely do not believe I will ever feel that for another person. I hope I do, and I hope its with someone who does what she did to and for me that i get to marry. But I'm not holding my breath. At least she set a high standard in me because I was a total manwhore, hedonistic self-destructive, shallow, vapid NPC shell of a man before her. She didnt even mean to; it happened naturally in me but because of her nonetheless. She made me better and built me up, but she took every iota of the being inside me when she left. She didn't mean to do that either; it was inevitable.
I didn't know real heartbreak until she left. I didn't know how empty a human could be made. But I guess that's because before her, I never knew what it felt like or meant to be filled and fulfilled.
But she didn't mean to.
RIP my beautiful daughter.
Wow, that ending really fucked me up
Damn bruh jesus
may love find you again. i’m sure she’s in a good palce
Holy shot wait did you lose your daughter? I was about to say I related until that part. Can’t even imagine that pain, hope you’re doing okay
I’m high and it got real deep when he explained leveling the playing field lmfao
Stg there's no comedian better than Theo. The way he just elevates every conversation is one of s kind
This is the most hilariously honest shit I've ever heard!
Chrissy D knows exactly who he is and is damn proud of it. Totally living for this energy .. Theo just makes everything sound funnier LOL
Bro wasn’t lying.. The girl he’s talking about is freaking gorgeous 🥵 Hats off to him for going for it and making it happen😂
Theo could make a sloth laugh I swear
That was so random, I couldn’t stop laughing
Love your vides theo, but let them peoples talk bro 🕺🏽
“i feel like i’m in a uber x with no brakes right now” 🤣🤣🤣
Had to turn off the podcast, seemed like this crazy story would never end.
“Buy a vowel” lol dude. So funny cause you can’t tell it’s a joke or just normal conversation
Legendary story.
The love story went from super cute to super weird…
Bro they're married so... no
@@mikpiotto marriage doesn’t make it not weird. That’s the problem with you men. Go away, dirty
“She got no pinkies and she hides them”😂😂😂😂
I don’t think most people caught that. I don’t think he meant it either. He just meant. She hides that she has no pinkies but it sounded funny
😂😂😂😂
You don't meet too many that you have an instant connection at first sight.
Incredible
😂😂😂love this
Bro I know this story is kinda sweet but I also hate this story, everything about it is awful lol both Chris and his wife seem insane but I guess that works great aha
I think Theo wished he had a time machine halfway through the story. So he could get his question back.
Haha, godamn I miss Norm.
I think he was lost in Chris's hypnotic gaze..
Chrissy Chaos bringin the heat
Theo’s comments make his story better. 😅😂
Love how he owns his crazy
Yeah, I'm sure this turned out to be a real healthy relationship.
The idea of his daughter watching this someday 😂
This is the type of love I need 😆😅
"I gotta get home to my Chlamydia" LMFAO!
A man will fall on his knees for the woman that takes his heart. Best decision he ever made
@3:30 An "Italian BDSM" sounds like a sub I can get from John's Jimmy.
@4:30 that story took a turn, unlike his car after that night.
@5:45 it's called being a liar
@10:10 psycho actions. The type to kill your ex and new bf behavior
So I guess Silver linings Playbook is based on a true story
Now this is JesterMaxxing.
We are more often frightened than hurt, and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.
he needs to marry that poor girl. what a putz.
"Feel like Im in a UberX with no Breaks" ... HAHAHAHAH
“It’s almost like you gotta buy a vowel or something”
You need to get Tyler Cassidy on your pod cast
She is beautiful. I saw her on the podcast and fell in love too. Lol
The S bomb 🤣
What a f-in story !!
Late night video uploads! Whoo hoo!
or is it early morning 🤔
🥰
> eats Dominos
> *Italian BDSM*
😔
Gotta do anything for the woman of your dreams
Like like
Food = Italian BDSM
Underrated call.
Bachata is Dominican. Puerto Rican is Salsa….Chris I’m sure you now know that LOL.
There is Chris "...you know what I mean?" and then Theo "Kinda" (As he looks down and scratches his head)
The "One" and "soulmate" is an under-rated concept. Not sure why everyone keeps shitting on this idea... they have existed previously- so what makes everyone so confident that it won't happen? Where is your evidence?
I feel like I’m in an Uber x with no brakes 😂
Like a sloth 😂
“It’s almost like you gotta to buy a vowel,” - Theo Von, who actually sounds low key jealous, lol. Even though it’s somewhat psychotic, it’s one of the best love stories I’ve heard. Sadly, women today have gone so far off the mark, that men have to be this forward. I know my husband needed to be direct, as even I had no clue he was interested. 🙏🏽
I hate that I did this exact same thing LMFAO 💔🤣
I do get where hes coming from those latino women sooo hot man like drop dead gorgeous. Even like my Puerto Rican cousins Im like my god they are beautiful young ladies.
I need to see how “Her” looks?
Why doesn’t he let him finish his sentence. He just interrupts and adds a story… I can’t stand that about people.
Wtf is theo saying and thinking, jesus, he comes out with the craziest shit, when im trying to listen to chrissy
Kinda
i dont know who that guy is but im getting some chris watts vibes. be careful little rican lady...
wyd nick 👀👀👀
Uber x without brakes hahaha
Megan Fox has toe thumbs bro the lord evens things out sometimes, but it still doesn’t matter. Now the only thing that doesn’t attract me about her is her taste in men
"Shes Almost like a sloth"
Did she know he was trying?
Classic sigma move 👏
DNA 🧬 Tests Due
Italian BDSM.... Wow. Brilliant.
This is a story about lust. Chasing a girl around for sex and wanting to impregnate her out of insecurity.
Someone tell me how that’s love.
That’s life
@@rmmm6725 maybe for you
@@narrowpath1554 maybe for 99.9 percent of the population you knob
@@rmmm6725 is that how you justify what is right and wrong?
Or what holds value to you?
Do you live your life based on whether or not the masses are doing it?
Yeah it's pretty weird, but it's not my life so I can't judge.
Theo is absolutely gacked on yack at this point. Bet a bunch of sober podcasters don’t bring up sobriety anymore unless it’s about breaking it. I mean I don’t give a shit just want people to be real
You’ve never done blow have you?
Talking heads 🤔
It’s a teeny weeny bit spooky that he planned to get her pregnant.. I really love Chris and I’m not trying to be that person but id be so mad if someone purposely did that to me 9:57
Theo is ruining this interview
That was not nearly as wholesome as I thought it would be
I'm going to use the phrase "Italian BDSM" on a daily basis now
Real weirdo stalker stuff. 1. It’s like he’s never been outside and experienced reality before and has only ever watched movies. 2. She tried to politely palm him off so many times. 3. Also he didn’t think , ‘you have a son, but you’re out drinking in a bar with your bartender friend… okay’ 4. ‘I want to be your son’s stepdad’, said to a person he has never met WTF 5. Decides he wants to impregnate her ASAP 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ She must be absolutely crazy
Holy cow! This type of behavior is dangerous, he doesn't care how he bring any child into this world😱. But there are people like in the world.
Girls play those games I know they're not worth it.
Lol this is sad. Went full simp for a single mom that rides the bus. Dudes will wife up anything. She didn’t even show interest until he took her backstage to a horrible fat joe concert.🤣🤣
Imagine being 30 and getting girls with kids. L Chris. If he went to P. R. or where she is from he could get single women no kids n hotter.
Too true. Simps gon’ simp
@@APOC_USMC Idk, raising someone else's kids is something I'd never do lol
Imagine dating with sex before marriage and not lusting after a woman and impregnating her after 1 month of meeting her.
She is not that beautiful. You crazy!
So she's a liar and a clout digger interesting continue
Destefano is a sellout
How
@@HouseOfHuelle he abandoned the greek dude
This was so boring.
Horrible host. Stop interrupting you guest!
She’s ok, when all done up she looks pretty good but she’s a 7 at best without the makeup. Pretty good for him though dude is a walking human pp
Sounds like a sucker to me...he got played now he's gonna pay