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- French Revolutionary War-"La Carmagnole" - French Revolutionary Song
Napoleonic War-Yorckscher Marsch [German march]
German Revolutions of 1848-1849-Heckerlied [German folk song]
Austro-Prussian War-Kingdom of Prussia (1701-1918) Military Song "Im ganzen Vaterland"
Franco-Prussian War-Was ist des Deutschen Vaterland [Patriotic German unification song]
Unification of Germany-Was ist des Deutschen Vaterland [Patriotic German unification song]
World War 1-"Argonnerwald" - German WW1 Soldier Song
German Revolution-Freikorps voran (1919) German Freikorps' Counter-Revolutionary Song
Greater Poland Uprising-Marsylianka Wielkopolska - (Marseillaise Greater Poland)
Invasion of Poland-German Soldier's Song - "Erika"
Invasion of France-German Soldier's Song - "Erika"
Operation Barbarossa-Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny
Battle of Stalingrad-Polyushko polye
Battle of El Alamein-Unser Rommel (Anthem of the German Afrika Korps)
Operation Overlord-Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny
Battle of Berlin-"Wo alle Straßen enden" - German Soldier Song
East Germany Uprising-Das Einheitsfrontlied | United Front Song
Reunification of Germany-"Deutschlandlied" - National Anthem of Germany
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They consistently had the coolest uniforms throughout history
Can’t deny
Hugo Boss agrees
@@jackhoogland7631Hugo who?
@@jackhoogland7631 It is just like they said the bad guys always dress nice
british had better drip imo
The history of Germany is so dramatic and beautiful at the same time. It's like a metaphor for life itself. The night is darkest just before the dawn.
Have you heard of the song "Deutschland" from Rammastein?
True, Germany has quite the history
@@dakally3165 Yes. Wonderful one😍
the german black red gold flag symbolizes this with its colours, black stands for the dark times, red for blood, gold for golden ages
Rammstein says it best in the song "Deutschland":
Germany - my heart in flames
Want to love and damn you
Germany - your breath's cold
So young, and yet so old
Germany
Germany and Japan are two admirable examples of how, with so many tragedies that they had in their history, they knew how to rise up and resurface
One thing I have to give the United States credit for was they created the global security environment which facilitated the smooth system of international trade that has allowed countries like Germany and Japan to prosper without having to invade their neighbors for the resources to ensure long term economic growth of their economies. Great power wars haven't happened since that time in part because of the forward thinking foreign policy of the US in that era.
and China!
Well unlike Japan, Germany is filled with people that hate their own country and they have politicians (namely the left party) that celebrate the declining birthrate of Germans
True, Germany came back to become the top economy in Europe, after being completely turned to rubble. It’s unfortunate know that they are completely destroying themselves now again, but now with mass migration.
only with ZOG's approval. theyre still occupied
firing the austrian painter from art school is the most biggest mistake ever committed by humanity
It is a common myth that being rejected from art school is what made Hitler form his opinions. This was 2 years before WW1. He would still have enlisted in the army and seen the defeat of Germany. This is the reason he decidied to go into politics. Not his bitterness of not being let in to art school
@@wonkeeeeee i know it was just a joke my friend
@@2dhistory197 yea but this joke becomes a common misconception
So far...
@@wonkeeeeee it‘s impossible. History does not exist in „what if“ scenario. Everything potentially could have been either the same/better or even worse if he got accepted. We simply don’t know and there‘s no option to tell
I‘m very proud to be a German man🇩🇪☝🏻
I speak German and hearing some of these songs is so hilarious. Like there were lyrics like "Germany is in danger, Germany is in danger", or "We are lost, we are lost, we are lost" and "Because the human is a human he needs some food. You're welcome!" with the tone of it all, it has something sarcastic to it Idk. I just can't explain it. That's such a weird and hilarious German thing of how they deliver their lines sometimes lmao
paast zur geshichte udn was sie erleben mussten
@@ocs10 Irgendwie schon hahah
What is arbeiter von Wien?
Yo
Father of my Great-greatgrandfather served in Franco-Prussian war.
Me too but for french army
@@gamerreloadedofficial4465 oof
@@gamerreloadedofficial4465 based
@@djwrox94 He killed 50 prussians and he survived
@@Gaius772 how? the french provoked the war
You missed the 30 years war, that was the most devastating for German civilians as numerous armies razed the land for 30 years.
0:56 ahh love that song👨🎨🎨
Lmao the painting emoji
Cringe
@@phazeglue401 me too it’s erika
German history is rich of history. That sad so many German soldiers have died throughout all conflicts.
More often than not provoked by their own leaders
Imagine if anyone who fought in ww2 saw this.
After all they went through, ending with the German reunification feels like the German finally got their happy ending.
But Germany will never again be complete Königsberg and the arias which now are in Poland will never come back to Germany 😔
@@sl0rkx713 Germany did take it from the Baltic peoples who were there prior, sooo, o well
@@drd675 Not intierly true but I see what you mean . If I find more time i will explain
@@drd675 Nope.The teutonic+livonian orders were first to settle this area in the early 11th century.The entity of Prussia and Königsberg are,indeed,stolen. Which fits modern polish/russian culture well - countries of thieves.
@@sl0rkx713 that area is underdeveloped and Germany has no need for it
thanks for making this
Poor Germans, they’ve been through a lot.
Poor? Somebody doesn't know history
They brought a lot of it onto themselves.
Note: I’m not talking about the German politicians or historical figures. I’m talking about the ordinary innocent Germans who wanted nothing to do with all of these horrific events.
@@TheMostSteelDooshbagEver0451I read hundreds of letters from correspondence between German soldiers and their families. they happily discussed how the inhabitants of the occupied states are being killed. what kind of innocents are u talking about?
@@BelarusM do you think that all Germans did that? It’s like saying that all Arabs are terrorists.
Centuries upon centuries of militarism, chaos, instability, radicalism... and now they're perhaps the most respected and admired country in Europe, an anchor of leadership for the EU, and a great and cherished friend. 🇺🇸 ❤🇩🇪
No they’re not
@@townsley2definitely not at the moment
Now it is a colony of the US😂
@@user-zt2bx8xm1yaverage Russian supporter that spreads propaganda.
@user-zt2bx8xm1y this is the truth. People who don't know history are not aware of this.
As a German i confirm we were crying during reunion
Hi mr . German , Im from Sri lanka. I have learned a lot about the nazis and I just want to know what do yall think about Hitler ? And is wearing a hitler mustache illegal in germany?
@@Wilhelm_G321 We have the same opinion about Hitler as the rest of the world does. Of course there are some insane people that think of Hitler and WW2 Germany as good, and on the other side there are also germans that hate the current Germany because of WW2. But these are minorities. And no, it is not illegal to wear a Hitler mustache, but you would attract unpleasant attention and look like an anti-social fascist.
@@Wilhelm_G321
Gute Frage...
Nein, ist es zum Glück nicht. Ein Schnurrbart ist ganz normal und wir sollten uns nichts von einem Möchtegerncäsar sagen lassen. Man wird höchstens gemobbt, aber sonst passiert nichts. Angeberwissen: So ein Schnurrbart eignet sich am Besten zum Gebrauch bei Gasmasken.
I’d one day love to see “You’re Australian during” or any inclusion on any of your videos. We don’t have much to add to history. Only losing a meme war and acting as an XP farm in Turkey in 1915
Lmao
I mean you guys made a pretty good submachine gun during WW2, that counts for something right?
@@manletchief Diggers delight, one letter away from having your account sent to the shadow realm!!
Aborigins settled,Cooks exploring and conquer,big jail for political prisoners,Australian civil war,bombing of Darwin in WW2,that fight between Australians and immigrants in 2002...I think your country should have a great video with crazy history :D
Why not a ...
"You're living in Switzerland during" Oh that would be, I dont give a fuck and having a good time 😂 All the time
It's actually incredible how emotional pictures of poorly drawn men with some text and music over them can make people. These videos transfer emotional attitude of historical periods pretty accurately as far as i can tell (from a russian pov, 💀 since 2022). Memes are actual art, prove me wrong
My country, my home. No matter what. ❤🇩🇪
Austrian painter got some unfinished work...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
The German-Danish war of 1864 was completely forgotten, although it was the first of three unification wars that led to German unity and the founding of the empire.
- 1864 Deutsch-Dänischer Krieg
-1866 Der Deutsche Krieg oder Deutscher Bruderkrieg, auch Deutsch-Deutscher Krieg oder Preußisch-Österreichischer Krieg
(German war or German brother war, also German-German war or Prussian-Austrian war)
-1870/´71 Deutsch-Französischer Krieg
Came here to say this. For Denmark, it was such a big deal that it changed the entire self-perception of the country, led to the greatest artistic golden age in the nation’s history, and had political repercussions well into the 20th century.
For Germany, it doesn’t even warrant a mention in a meme video. 💀
Good video 👍
tremendous spectaculauor marvelous fascinating
ask any German that lived through it about the reunification and you'll get lots of answers which are more like "eeeh... yeah that happened", "our east german relatives came over and wanted a car as a gift... I hate them", "Bonn should have stayed the capital, or some other city, not Berlin!", etc.
I mean damn I know a girl from Berlin which hides from her parents that she is dating a boy whos family came from West-Berlin lmaoo
Watching this shows how fast alot of bad stuff happend within the last 300 years, which doesnt seem long now
Invading Soviet Union instead of invading UK in WW2 had got to be the biggest blunders in military history. The insane millions of deaths on the Eastern front yet neither side collapsed or surrendered showed the insane amounts of determination and sacrifice to fight to the bitter end.
the thing is they believed they could not invade the UK without far too great losses, their naval battles against British and American navies and merchant marines failed to cut supplies to the UK and weaken their navies. With British and American navies enjoying supremacy in the seas, any crossing of the channel to attack Britain would be disastrous. The Soviet was thought to have only 1 year left before they finish restructuring their armies after their purge then they would break the non aggression pact, the ideological differences between the Nazis and Soviets were too great and both knew it was only matter of time for war between them. Plus Germany were in desperate need of resources from west and southern Soviet territories.
So choices was to hit the Soviet while they were still unprepared and has surprise and potentially gain the resources rich territories they desperately require, or try to invade Britain across the channel where their navies rules supreme and fight a prepared and entrenched enemy supplied by their empire and allies. And have to win, recover from the expected crippling loses and redeploy to the East in just 1 year to face the now organised and prepared Soviets while starved of resources.
Tbf they probably would have been fine holding what they had and invading neither.
@@C63Bez The Soviet were one year from completing their army organisation at which point war between Germany and Soviet was assured, the non aggression pact between them was to buy time for both sides to get sorted (Nazi to secure Europe and Soviets to finish organising after their purge), and they both knew it. Britain was still fighting and attacking Africa and Southern European territory. Once Japan attacked America the US joined the war and it was a matter of time until D-Day. For the Nazis they had to expand and seize the Soviet oil fields or Middle East the British still control. both Japan and Germany were being starved for oil.
They did not invade the Soviet Union instead of the UK, they failed to invade the UK due to British naval and air superiority after the Battle of Britain, and then invaded the Soviets after operation sea lion failed.
@@penitent2401The soviets still couldn't defeat the germans. They needed the lend lease from the U.S. The german war machine was wayyy to advanced. When hitler wanted to open another front not all of his generals agreed with it.
My great grandfather is a ww2 solider ❤️
Please make "You are Scandinavia during..."
During 30 years war lmao
You should’ve done a few more modern ones like Munich massacre in the 1970s or gas and electricity crisis going on now.
Munich massacare wasn't targeted towards germans. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'd imagine most of them are indifferent to it.
@@jonathan13co still it was a big thing that Germany got a lot of shit for how they handled it. And no it was mainly targeted against Jewish people.
You are German in ww3: Ah shit, here we go again
You are a German during WWIII:
Russia bombs Warsaw, NATO bombs Moscow, Russia bombs London, Germany bombs Paris.
NATO: Germany WTF?
Germany: Sorry force of habit.
WW3: there are no more countries, just a lump of irradiated smoking rock hurtling through space.
Wir können keinen mehr bombardieren! Unsere Armee ist so geschwächt und kaputt! Glauben Sie mir, ich bin selber bei der Marine! Ich würde ja lachen wenn es nicht so traurig wäre! Ist aber alles so gewollt, Unsere eigene Regierung hasst uns und wir kommen mit unser Vergangenheit nicht klar, sprich wir fühlen uns immer noch schuldig für die Vergangenheit, obwohl mein Opa selbst er 15 Jahre alt war bei Kriegsende 1945! So etwas wie in der Ukraine würde Deutschland nie schaffen, da alle fliehen würden und keiner für sein Heimland einstehen möchte , viele würden sich sogar freuen wenn Deutschland untergeht! Verrückt oder ? Jedenfalls ist die Stimmung mega schlecht!
Grüsse aus Nord Deutschland
Most kickass villain redemption arc of all time tho. Luftwaffe and US Air Force flying together... Marine and Royal Navy ships side by side... could bring a tear to my eye.
1:18 this is the battle where Stroheim died 😭😭😭
Doing a Roman one would be pretty interesting I say.
Battle of the Falaise pocket, August 1944: 'Ich hatt einen kameraden' plays slowly and mournfully.
Ah, Nostalgia really hits hard 😢
I bet you weren't even born before 2010
Peace forever 😇
I would've add the golden 20s where women could dance all night and everyone could do drugs legally.
And the great depression where everyone quite literally became depressed.
My grandfather was in the battle of stalingrad
0:56 "You are a German Soldier on high doses of Meth"
This made me want to play the fife song called la grenadiere
Next you should create video about "You are Hungarian during..."
Hallo, ich komme aus Deutschland ❤️❤️thx you ❤❤
Exceso de temazos en un solo video
My great great great great great served in franco-prussia war he died of old age
"You are Vietnamese during" pleaseeee :D
Does anyone even know what the name of these songs are i love them
Good old days 😏
What about the 55 days at perking?????
German history has always been really fascinating to me. Relatively speaking, Germany as a nation is pretty new, yet they've done so much in that short amount of time, it feels like they're as old as their French, British, and Russian counterparts. I love the way Norm MacDonald (RIP) put it, saying: "Germany terrifies me because they went to war in the early 1900s, and their opponent... THE WORLD. And you would think they'd get beat pretty quickly, but no. It was close. Then, about 20 years later, they go to war again, and who is their opponent this time? THE WORLD. And again, it was close".
(Not a direct quote, just paraphrasing the joke he was telling. I recommend watching that bit, it was funny)
The Germanic people have a history that goes back thousands of years
My Grandfather was in the Wehrmacht during WW2 deployed on the east-front. Don't know exactly where though
You are British during next 🙏🏻
reunification? well nice title for anexion)
You forgot the boxer rebellion
Can you plzz do a video of India we have a very rich history we have reach history you can cover medieval like Delhi sultanate, Mughal or Maratha or recent like british and post independence wars
looks like Germany is going through a cycle with the reunification happening again.
After so much invading and being invaded. The final reunification means at least this world got a good ending for one of its most rambunctious states.
You should do another woman video titled, “La Marsielle but you’re storming the Bastille.”
"We are forsaken"
yeahh
was expecting to see you are german during the 70s and then some raf things haha
Franco-prussian war song reminds me of 2018
0:17 never seen that face in these memes before.
What about the Schleswig war?
Try making You are Myanmar during......
1900: you are german
1940: you are german
1960: you are german
1990: you are german
2000: you are german
2020: you are turkish
1:48 what's the version of Deutschlandlied?
it's important to remember that it wasn't fun being in any of these, war is not fun
@ArshadSarfsvvthat's not even in the video
we need a you are chinese in different times video now
Thank you for your suggestion, i will do my best!
For Stalingrad you should have put the "Stalingrad, Massengrab" track in the background.
what about Battle of the Bulge?
My grandfather was in france
Missed operation condor
I don't know anybody who was happy during reunification of Germany.
The West Germany government, I believe, was really happy to pillage GDR factories.
Is this sarcasm, stupidity or you simply forgot to add a word?
Lol,because you ruzzian
0:44 What is the name of the song?
What do you a cat during world war 2? Adolf Kitler! (very offensive)
Forgot 99 luft balloons
Battle of berlin 😔💔
Except that in the end reunification actually left Germans resenting each other. East Germans believed their loss of jobs, income and culture was because of the west and the west resented the east because they believed they brought all their problems over and slowed the economy. Despite early excitement to unify, they soon missed their old lives.
0:37 bro why does he have a modern US gas mask ( I think it’s a m40 also worn by HECU Marines in the game Half Life 1)
You are German during the 2015 Migrant Crisis
pov: you are a German leftist women in 2015, cheering for migrants at the local train station ☠️
You are polish during would be neat
Any time I see a person who speaks Polish, I’m always (you’re German during the invasion of Poland)
POV: You were a German in Dresden November 13th 1945:
smells phosphorus...
No you don't get independence
"Freikorps circa 1919"
Whats the music from 1:31?
Check the description video
You are German during the Gallic wars:
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Perhaps fighting a war on multiple fronts wasn't a smart idea.
POV:you just set up defences and the next day the soviets are behind you😩
What art style/ meme is this?
If you put anything other than hollow Jack you don't understand war
The whole world was afraid of this small country. everyone was shaking with fear. Especially in WW1 😮
Dang, germany went through a lot great video mate, pls do the British 🇬🇧
0:22 both are Germans
do you are polish during next
Please do you are Greek during...
1:47 peace at last XD
0:03 song name?
Battle of Berlin: wir sind verloren(we are lost)
1:38 Wasnt That Song Sung By Germany In WWI??
It was a marching song
You are scottish during...
You are Philippines during.....