Lonestar vs Dark Helmet

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  • čas přidán 3. 01. 2011
  • Lonestar and Dark Helmet's epic ligtsaber battle from Spaceballs.
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  • @matthewegan5281
    @matthewegan5281 Před 6 lety +13273

    Dark helmet's got more backstory than Snoke. Just sayin.

    • @paterneldeon2271
      @paterneldeon2271 Před 4 lety +248

      Seriously 😂😂

    • @shameerkhan8347
      @shameerkhan8347 Před 4 lety +246

      yeah cause palpatine had such a rich backstory when the original trilogy came out oh wait

    • @dedge8060
      @dedge8060 Před 4 lety +407

      @@shameerkhan8347 He did actually, in the books, original stories.

    • @paterneldeon2271
      @paterneldeon2271 Před 4 lety +302

      @@shameerkhan8347 the story had just begun , tfa and tlj are SEQUELS so if the previous movies ended with the empire defeated we need to know where this powerful important villain that turned such an important character like kilo ren to the dark side came from , also the backstory of palpatine was AT LEAST explained in the first novelization of the first star wars movie in 1977 , and i don't know you , but i think that the name "emperor palpatine, evil emperor of the empire that rules the galaxy" was far more "auto explaining" than the " the mysterious supreme leader of the first order, a militar organization from the unknow regions" . Please don't copy the arguments that Rian Johnson invents on Twitter to justify his mistakes.

    • @shameerkhan8347
      @shameerkhan8347 Před 4 lety +42

      @@dedge8060 well most fans of the original trilogy didn't even read the books

  • @JoseLopez-jj4no
    @JoseLopez-jj4no Před 8 lety +10341

    When parodies were actually good and truly funny.

    • @Crimson_Snake1
      @Crimson_Snake1 Před 8 lety +278

      because mel brooks is and was a parody genius back then.

    • @Crimson_Snake1
      @Crimson_Snake1 Před 8 lety +92

      +Twoofer Derper Oh, shit. there goes the planet.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Před 8 lety +72

      +Twoofer Derper It had better be titled "The Search for More Money".

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 8 lety +33

      +Reubenofthedead Here's some parody characters of Spaceballs: The Schwartz Awakens
      Supernova: Rey
      Kirt=Finn
      Dawn=Poe Dameron (female)
      Spot 13=BB-8
      Lord Gyro Hat/Princess Veronica=Kylo Ren/Ben Solo (female)

    • @PointReflex
      @PointReflex Před 8 lety +20

      +Reubenofthedead
      The last time I checked, Mell Brooks decided to name the movie Space Balls 2: The Search for More Money so they will be going with that name, and of course the movie will be done by Mell Brooks himself, so there is a chance of havin' a REAL satire in this decade.

  • @baribros.6868
    @baribros.6868 Před 4 lety +3061

    “I’m your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate.”
    “What does that make us?”
    “Absolutely Nothing”
    This was the greatest line in spoof history

    • @DeathkaiserG
      @DeathkaiserG Před 4 lety +201

      As much as it's funny... The next line makes it badass
      "Absolutely Nothing, which is what about you to become"

    • @jameshubbardr
      @jameshubbardr Před 4 lety +83

      I also love how it could just be condensed to “your cousin’s former roommate”

    • @ABluesColour
      @ABluesColour Před 4 lety +84

      @@jameshubbardr Nope. It can be condensed to "your former roommate"
      proof:
      Your father's brother is your uncle
      You would assume that there's only the two, and thus you are the nephew, but if we assume that your father has TWO brothers, it can mean your cousin, too
      You are your own cousin:
      Thus, Dark Helmet is Lone Star's former roommate.
      If you think of it like that, it makes the scene way funnier.

    • @jameshubbardr
      @jameshubbardr Před 4 lety +13

      @@ABluesColour Oh I'm aware that it could potentially make them roommates too I was just going off the assumption I don't know how many brothers, etc there are. But it is funnier like that, you're right

    • @ABluesColour
      @ABluesColour Před 4 lety +9

      @@jameshubbardr Yeah, and I figure, concidering what kind of movie it is, Mel Brooks probably intended for it to mean that.

  • @baribros.6868
    @baribros.6868 Před 4 lety +2630

    “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”

  • @Savenmi
    @Savenmi Před 8 lety +5012

    0:31 - 0:43
    Dark Helmet: I am your Father's, Brothers, Nephew's, Cousin's former roommate....
    Lonestar: What's that make us?
    Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!

    • @SuperD00D
      @SuperD00D Před 6 lety +161

      Pain lol unless his uncle had more than one nephew, that could mean he is lonestars former room mate

    • @80sROCKKKKK
      @80sROCKKKKK Před 6 lety +96

      Umm.. no, if he had only one nephew, then Helmet would be lonestar's cousin's former room mate.

    • @Ih8kone
      @Ih8kone Před 5 lety +25

      Pain Which is what you are about to become!

    • @willmunoz1638
      @willmunoz1638 Před 5 lety +43

      Basically, helmet is either lonestar's former roommate, the former roommate of one of lonestar's siblings, or the former roommate of one of lonestar's cousins.

    • @netherfreakultima4498
      @netherfreakultima4498 Před 4 lety +5

      XD

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 Před 7 lety +5741

    I am having a hard time realizing that Lone Star is also the President from Independence Day.

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 Před 7 lety +109

      and also Fred from "Lost Highway"

    • @MentalParadox
      @MentalParadox Před 7 lety +86

      I literally JUST realized it before reading your comment. Bizarre, as I saw both this and ID decades ago...

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 Před 7 lety +37

      Pullman is a well known Comedian Character Actor. Look him up, he just doesn't do just drama.

    • @origamiscienceguy6658
      @origamiscienceguy6658 Před 6 lety +47

      Lord Helmet is also the dad from "honey I shrunk the kids"

    • @joshmargolis1424
      @joshmargolis1424 Před 6 lety

      I literally just commented the this on an Indpendence Day video I watched right before

  • @RANDOMstuffanimation
    @RANDOMstuffanimation Před 4 lety +732

    When you meet your online girlfriend IRL 0:59

  • @matty_mash
    @matty_mash Před 4 lety +1315

    Gonna tell my kids this is the force awakens

  • @tylerstrauss9509
    @tylerstrauss9509 Před 10 lety +5033

    3:21 "So Lonestar, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." best line in the whole movie

    • @v8Buster87
      @v8Buster87 Před 5 lety +114

      lol i love how u can tell that the actor is clearly his stunt double.

    • @TheWtfanime
      @TheWtfanime Před 5 lety +90

      That line is so stupid and so simple, but yeah it just works so well

    • @psyiax3238
      @psyiax3238 Před 5 lety +15

      Not bad lone star too bad this is not the olympics

    • @TesKal41
      @TesKal41 Před 4 lety +6

      If this came out after spider man (2002) i would be saying they were in spired by that but spaceballs came out in 1987 so that sucks

    • @Anomalouzs
      @Anomalouzs Před 4 lety +1

      people who think this is a good line are fking retards. The line is a retard test so people kno which one of their friends is a low IQ piece of shit

  • @walter0bz
    @walter0bz Před 8 lety +1834

    Kylo Ren reminded me of this film because: his mask is optional- he only wears it for dramatic effect, to talk 'more like darth vader'.

    • @thenotjam1
      @thenotjam1 Před 8 lety +14

      I mean why did the stormtroopers wear helmets then?...

    • @lanedinges1713
      @lanedinges1713 Před 8 lety +64

      +Thenot Jam for protection but kylo ren has a lightsaber

    • @Yonkage
      @Yonkage Před 8 lety +57

      +walter0bz
      Kylo Ren takes his mask off because almost no actor in modern cinema will play a role where their face is covered as that limits their marketability.

    • @walter0bz
      @walter0bz Před 8 lety +29

      +Yonkage interesting theory, but I doubt he would have had enough clout to change the scenario. If the director/writers demanded an authentic looking *masked* sithlord, they'd have got a themselves a damn authentic masked sithlord.
      Actors even play CG characters these days.

    • @Yonkage
      @Yonkage Před 8 lety +2

      walter0bz
      Well, an actor knows almost exactly what the role is going to be before he chooses to take it. They would likely have had to settle for a no-name actor if they wanted to keep the mask on all the time.

  • @Bone-Owner
    @Bone-Owner Před 4 lety +1751

    CZcams recommended this 8 years later.
    *im not complaining*

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 Před 4 lety +888

    Being a father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate is more lore than Snoke had in the last jedi lmao

    • @arkle519
      @arkle519 Před 2 lety +1

      OK. And?

    • @greaterontariogamer9370
      @greaterontariogamer9370 Před 2 lety +28

      @@arkle519 Snoke was literally in as a character for like 14 mins in total and died so quick

    • @mc.builder8267
      @mc.builder8267 Před rokem +7

      @@arkle519 it’s just beating the dead horse that is last Jedi

    • @neo1754
      @neo1754 Před rokem +4

      you can shorten that to "im your former roomate"

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI Před rokem +2

      @@neo1754
      You mean his cousin’s former roommate?

  • @sophiakennett6867
    @sophiakennett6867 Před 7 lety +2792

    "What does that make us?"
    "Absolutely nothing."

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 Před 6 lety +1144

    "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
    Relevant.

    • @mazadancoseben4818
      @mazadancoseben4818 Před 2 lety +15

      Really true

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 Před 2 lety +1

      The west is being ruined in many different ways right now because people are so scared to offend anybody nowadays so yea good is being very dumb right now.

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath Před 2 lety +1

      Forgot the Ir in front of that xD

    • @dik56
      @dik56 Před rokem +3

      @Obi-Wan Kenobi robbing the bank is also being dumb

    • @torieowens8277
      @torieowens8277 Před rokem

      Only in that universe as the good guys act like idiots.

  • @artisticevan2358
    @artisticevan2358 Před 4 lety +493

    I like how a self destruct button is just in some soldiers quarters

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 2 lety +14

      Well, at least Skroob protected it with lasers. Not that it did him any good, LOL...

    • @bobross4449
      @bobross4449 Před 2 lety +10

      They clearly took Doof 101

    • @tnewton7834
      @tnewton7834 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah that guys has a LOT of sleep anxiety

    • @adamking5215
      @adamking5215 Před rokem +6

      imagine they're hanging out watching a movie something, and then one of them falls back out of their chair onto the button and they're all like "well f***, we're screwed."

    • @torieowens8277
      @torieowens8277 Před rokem +1

      And don't push it unless you really, really mean it. 🤣

  • @Napeee
    @Napeee Před 4 lety +297

    Girls Locker room: ew i hate PE
    Boys Locker room: i see your schwartz is as big as mine

  • @RoyanGreenwood23
    @RoyanGreenwood23 Před 8 lety +3031

    Spaceballs the Schwartz awakens

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke Před 8 lety +63

      +Royann Greenwood "The Map to Yogurt. You're going to give it to the Order of of the Family Jewels."

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 8 lety +15

      It'll be called Spaceball 2
      Here's the cast
      Bill Pullman as Captain Lone Starr
      John Goodman as Barf
      Daphne Zuniga as General Vespa
      Margot Robbie as Princess Veronica/Lord Gyro Hat
      James Spader as Lord Gyro Hat (voice)
      Elizabeth Olsen as Superrnova
      Sebastian Stan as Blackhole
      Zoe Saldana as Plutoon
      Matt Damon as Milk Kart
      Emma Thompson as Smoke
      Joan Rivers as Dot Matrix (voice)
      Frank Welker as Spot 13 (dog droid)
      Ryan Reynolds as Colonel Sandraz Jr.
      Will Smith as Captain Soda Pop
      Noomi Rapace as herself as the pregnant lady
      Mel Brooks as Yogurt

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 Před 7 lety +2

      I hav`ny quite seen this film but I know it`ll be quite funny.

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 Před 7 lety

      Also,thanks for the title suggestion!

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +4

      Sam Kresil Don't forget Space Balls: Rogue One

  • @Fatmanstan606
    @Fatmanstan606 Před 10 lety +1696

    Two best lines:
    "Because good is dumb"
    "The ring is BUPKIS!"

    • @ConfusedDonkey
      @ConfusedDonkey Před 9 lety +41

      Dont forget
      "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former ROOMATE.

    • @spideyviewer327
      @spideyviewer327 Před 8 lety +20

      "Absolutely nothing!"

    • @Crimson_Snake1
      @Crimson_Snake1 Před 8 lety +5

      +Jensu Taku (Jedi Master) uh...he did it.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Před 4 lety +5

      fatmanstan “Shit! I hate it when I get my schwarts twisted!”

    • @JohnCregoWorldMusic
      @JohnCregoWorldMusic Před 4 lety +10

      "Thank You for pressing the self destruct button." That one gets me.

  • @cmerefatty
    @cmerefatty Před 4 lety +60

    Girls Locker Room : OMG Jerry is so cute
    Boys Locker Room : 1:00

    • @wolffire5421
      @wolffire5421 Před 3 lety +1

      Finally one that is 99% true(it would be a 100% if the guy said “mines bigger)

  • @cyberend1863
    @cyberend1863 Před rokem +50

    1:25 Lonestar's reaction to Helmet trying to pin the death of the camera guy on him just kills me. 😆😆

  • @SupaSonicFanboy
    @SupaSonicFanboy Před 8 lety +5219

    Better than the final battle from the Force Awakens.

    • @MiiPower
      @MiiPower Před 8 lety +48

      nope

    • @Crimson_Snake1
      @Crimson_Snake1 Před 8 lety +25

      WRONG!!!!!

    • @migoabuel27
      @migoabuel27 Před 8 lety +138

      +Captain X Because TFA battle was between an untrained man and a girl who has never held a lightsaber

    • @stephaniemitchell8509
      @stephaniemitchell8509 Před 7 lety +18

      +MigoTheGamer A girl with a Force Bond like Meetra Surik, that could pull knowledge from anyone she had a Force Bond with, just like Rey did to Kylo. She also used Force Rage to overpower him, she has darkness in her, and he was emotionally and physically drained from both killing his father and the bowshot from Chewy. Plus, Snoke noticed he has compassion for her, (although that scene was cut from the movie) weakening him vs Force Rage as well. Same way Luke overcame Vader in a fit of rage when he mentioned turning his sister to the darkside. Do you bros even Star Wars? Kylo Ren is badass, that much was made clear. No one else can stop and hold plasma bolts midair for 5 min, or tear memories from peoples minds. She's his equal in the force, and only gained the advantage in the end via Force Bond.

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +4

      Bill Pullman as King Lone Starr
      John Goodman as Barf
      Daphne Zuniga as Queen Vespa
      Margot Robbie as Princess Veronica/Lord Goth Hat
      James Spader as Lord Goth Hat (voice)
      Elizabeth Olsen as Superrnova
      Sebastian Stan as Blackhole/BH-1337
      Kristen Wig as Plu Dwarf
      Wanda Sykes as Milk Kart
      Jane Lynch as Dot Matrix (voice)
      Frank Welker as Spot 13 (dog droid)
      Ryan Reynolds as Colonel Sandrez Jr.
      Will Smith as Captain Pepsi
      Noomi Rapace as herself as the pregnant lady
      Mel Brooks as President Lem/Yogurt

  • @jacobwaters1147
    @jacobwaters1147 Před 6 lety +1572

    The ring is bupkis, I found it in a crackerjack box!

    • @Ih8kone
      @Ih8kone Před 5 lety +47

      The Schwartz is in YOU, Lone Star! It's in YOU!

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 Před 4 lety +21

      Right… I’ll try.

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl Před 4 lety +5

      When I looked at this the first thing that came to mind was something from Green Lantern

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl Před 4 lety +2

      @@t65bx25 Do or do not... There is no "try"

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 Před 4 lety +1

      SN1P3RW01F Wait to break the year-long chain.

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 Před 4 lety +130

    I love that Lonestar mentally checks to make sure he got that, “We meet for the first time, for the last time” part right.

  • @deeppurplefan
    @deeppurplefan Před 4 lety +354

    This movie has a better plot than star wars episode 9.

  • @JayDee284
    @JayDee284 Před 8 lety +2636

    You know its very sad that Dark Helmet is way more badass then Kylo Ren :P

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +39

      GameStation3 More like a dirty coward

    • @JayDee284
      @JayDee284 Před 7 lety +106

      GameStation3
      Dude the new movies are shit don't kid yourself ok.

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +25

      GameStation3 Later it will be Rogue One: A Spaceballs Story

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +15

      GameStation3 Pfft, you're bluffing.

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +9

      GameStation3 I am full of fun. Still, you have to see Rogue One

  • @MP-nq9ht
    @MP-nq9ht Před 7 lety +341

    "I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted."

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +5

      Mike the Nintendo Master Happy Birthday to Bill Pullman! 🎂🎂🎂

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 Před 7 lety +5

      Mike the Nintendo Master (Helmet) "Uhhmmm... he did it!"

    • @captmurdock
      @captmurdock Před 4 lety

      I say that line every time I watch the Anakin Vs. Obi-wan duel in ROTS... when they try to Force-push each other. Cracks me up every time.

  • @kylecampbell565
    @kylecampbell565 Před 4 lety +171

    0:33 a much more logical and interesting plot twist than what the Rise of Skywalker gave us

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 Před 2 lety

      0:32

    • @zacharyjochumsen9677
      @zacharyjochumsen9677 Před rokem +2

      @@johndoherty487 didvyou know thevring made for the Schwartz I think xcghulyngot lostbduringnfilm becuse of how small it was that someone I bfluve acthukynfind it later on

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 Před rokem

      @@zacharyjochumsen9677 Cool! I figured what you gibberishly wrote! Fun Spaceballs fact!

    • @Killer_Doll415
      @Killer_Doll415 Před rokem

      I lost 90% of my brain cells just from reading a reply.

  • @AvengerII
    @AvengerII Před 4 lety +72

    "Helmet! At last, we meet for the first time for the last time!"
    Only Mel Brooks or Steve Martin would have written a line like that.
    Classic idiot humor. Ah, they haven't done that well since at least the late 1980s!

    • @rolandreyna215
      @rolandreyna215 Před 2 lety

      Trump and the terrorists took away humor. Don't think it will ever come back. I get my humor now from cussing parrots on CZcams.

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys Před 4 lety +195

    0:17 you can see him repeat the words in his head just to make sure it sounds right. 😂😂

  • @JLPicard1648
    @JLPicard1648 Před 6 lety +370

    It's fantastic when you realize that for Star Wars, they were fighting using actual rods that were rotoscoped to look like lightsabers in post but in Space Balls they were just using their hands. They had to visualize the Schwartz-sabers in order to do the fight scene

    • @SniffyPoo
      @SniffyPoo Před rokem +15

      they couldnt splurge for some pool noodles?

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Před rokem +9

      Behind the scenes pictures that I've seen show them fighting with actual rods in this duel.

  • @Altom941
    @Altom941 Před 4 lety +491

    Still a better Star Wars movie then The Last Jedi...

    • @brandenmanuel2037
      @brandenmanuel2037 Před 4 lety +44

      And Rise of Skywalker

    • @valarie22
      @valarie22 Před 4 lety +17

      @@brandenmanuel2037 basically anything disney has touched lmaooo

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 Před 3 lety +14

      And force awakens

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 Před 3 lety +16

      @Ladislav Makita none of the sequels were good the main villain went from awesome and badass sith lord to some whiny brat who can't beat an untrained homeless person

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 Před 3 lety +2

      @Ladislav Makita perfect movie the sequels had potential to be good but nope they make the main villain as intimidating as one of their Disney Princess's

  • @sephirothfromffvii8141
    @sephirothfromffvii8141 Před 4 lety +44

    Spaceballs isn't a movie that you can just one day forget about, you watch it once and now it's a part of you.

  • @cadethumann8605
    @cadethumann8605 Před 9 lety +444

    "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb". And yet he stupidly gives Lonestar plenty of time to hear Yogurt and grab the mirror. Lol

    • @replynator5774
      @replynator5774 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean he didn't know that there is a ghost in the room

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Před 4 lety +10

      Cade Thumann what if lonestar was evil this whole time and dark helmet was the good guy? :0

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert Před 4 lety +84

    "Say goodbye to your two best friends; and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago" is the most overlooked line.

  • @dawiddawid7198
    @dawiddawid7198 Před rokem +6

    still much better than Kenobi finale, cause this one is at least a certified comedy and not a failure

  • @willhc1620
    @willhc1620 Před 4 lety +365

    No one:
    Little kids playing with sticks in the backyard:

  • @vigorthecharacter4396
    @vigorthecharacter4396 Před 5 lety +55

    "THE RING! I can't believe you fell from the oldest trick in the book! what a goof! what's with you, man? come on! you know what, here let me give it back to you-- Oh! oh, Look at that, you fell for that too! I can't believe it, man!"

  • @3l6uat3
    @3l6uat3 Před 10 lety +744

    They just dont make movies like this anymore :(

    • @NoedigJK471
      @NoedigJK471 Před 10 lety +18

      Yup, but that's where CZcams comes along!
      Even though its owned by Loser+, its still got the goods.

    • @TheIhplodur
      @TheIhplodur Před 6 lety +8

      Now all Parodies are a lot more sexist and not funny at all.

    • @Ih8kone
      @Ih8kone Před 6 lety

      3l6uat3 I wouldn't say that.

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 Před 5 lety

      Slapstick movies are my favorite

    • @mohammedamine25114
      @mohammedamine25114 Před 4 lety

      star Wars👙💩💩💩💩💩

  • @Matt_6781
    @Matt_6781 Před 4 lety +8

    2:20 plot armor be like

  • @craigroaring
    @craigroaring Před 4 lety +14

    1:29 Nice touch having him say that in his normal voice.

  • @theodore6710
    @theodore6710 Před 10 lety +401

    "Thank you for pressing the Self-Destruct button...."

  • @finaltouchstudio_
    @finaltouchstudio_ Před 6 lety +222

    3:21 the return of the stunt double

    • @VMIFerrari
      @VMIFerrari Před 4 lety +14

      I never noticed that before! Why wouldn't Bill Pullman be in the shot? All he had to do was _stand up..._

    • @silverhand9965
      @silverhand9965 Před 4 lety +20

      @@VMIFerrari maybe it's on purpose to make it look even more scuffed

    • @z_monty
      @z_monty Před 3 lety +4

      I think they shot it alongside the backflip in one take

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 Před 2 lety

      @@VMIFerrari Because it's supposed to be purposefully bad.

  • @lancecurry7538
    @lancecurry7538 Před 4 lety +26

    Better than the whole Disney Trilogy.
    _This_ is how you spoof Star Wars!

  • @penceptionintergalacticwar2585

    You know it's pretty sad when space balls was a better star wars movie than the Last Jedi.

    • @cipherking4798
      @cipherking4798 Před 3 lety +9

      Finally a good comment from you

    • @gameoholic1994
      @gameoholic1994 Před 4 dny

      This one movie alone is better than the entire sequel trilogy.

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman Před 9 lety +430

    LOL at 2:33.
    1:26 Rest in peace, boom mike operator.

    • @nickarya5660
      @nickarya5660 Před 8 lety +15

      +Andrew Chapman Did somebody say boom?!

    • @AndrewChapman
      @AndrewChapman Před 8 lety +8

      Deez Beans Well, rest in peace, camera crew member then.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Před 6 lety +1

      No, that's what the guy is called. He is holding the boom mike to record sound. And I thought that was who that was. Wonder if it was the real boom mike guy and notice he is wearing a Spaceballs T-shirt?

    • @SupermarketSweep777
      @SupermarketSweep777 Před 6 lety +4

      Ummm He did it!
      WHAT!?

    • @shadowphantom66
      @shadowphantom66 Před 4 lety +5

      Dude what the hell do you mean its a 1:26 not 2:33 your timing is way off

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 Před 7 lety +169

    Only in a Mel Brooks film will "Darth Vader" go down after being shot in the nuts! This is still one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

  • @deadlyfaster7347
    @deadlyfaster7347 Před 4 lety +47

    THIS IS without the doubt THE FUNNIEST PARODY OF STARWARS EVER

  • @barrythefatcat9382
    @barrythefatcat9382 Před 2 lety +18

    This duel is better than any duel in the new trilogy.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 Před 9 lety +258

    Long distance blaster/lightsaber? Now that's a weapon that should have been in Star Wars.

    • @silver2011now
      @silver2011now Před 9 lety +14

      DGneoseeker1 Star wars rebels???

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 Před 9 lety +1

      *****
      ... Explain.

    • @silver2011now
      @silver2011now Před 9 lety +17

      DGneoseeker1 Spoilers.....
      A show on Disney XD called Starwars: Rebels takes place fifteen years after order 66 and features a group of 360 noscoping rebels and one of which is an mlg 420 blazescoping jedi and takes a asian alien boy thing as his skrub padawan. And later on asian alien thing see all of his friends being rekt by the persistent Optic faze dark side inquisitor and then XXX_MLG_FAZEMASTERY0DA_XXX takes asian boy to quick scoping combat training but then he starts complain ing about his lief and XXX_MLG_FAZEMASTERY0DA_XXX tells him to shut up and gives him a crystal kyber blunt to put in a metal pipe which makes a quickscoping lightsaber that shoots high powered stormtrooper rekting energy and deflects blaster shots as well lol.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 Před 9 lety +4

      *****
      lmao
      Star Wars is dead.

    • @silver2011now
      @silver2011now Před 9 lety +4

      DGneoseeker1 Well as far as I know... it'll never die as long as im alive.... lol
      ps. That bullcrap I wrote actually happens but not in the way I wrote it, something more awesome and wonderful awaits the eyes of those willing to actually sit down and experience a beautiful story.

  • @xxxYouTunesxxx
    @xxxYouTunesxxx Před 8 lety +49

    "FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"

  • @promethea8916
    @promethea8916 Před 4 lety +69

    This was so incredibly hilarious to me as a kid

  • @masonpyle5929
    @masonpyle5929 Před 3 lety +8

    I’m a Star Wars fan and I love this movie.

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 Před 8 lety +160

    The ring is bupkis!

    • @Ih8kone
      @Ih8kone Před 6 lety +3

      Kadlin Snowwolf The Schwartz is in YOU Lone Starr! It's in YOU!

  • @oneputtsteven
    @oneputtsteven Před 10 lety +236

    Mel Brooks = Comedic genius. This should have done much better at the box offce.

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 Před 7 lety +40

      It definitely should have done better, but thankfully it's become a cult hit since then and is extremely quotable, just like the source material it parodies. Hands down this is one of the best Star Wars parodies out there still to this day.

    • @JohnDoe-xd1wx
      @JohnDoe-xd1wx Před 6 lety +12

      They should re-release it in theratres after Episode IX comes out

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Před 6 lety +6

      Well, it did okay at the time, but it wasn't the biggest hit of the summer. I don't believe any of his films were gangbusters but just successes, even the early ones.

    • @bcdside
      @bcdside Před 2 lety

      Mel Brooks said that in video sales, this and “Robin Hood: Men In Tights” were the most successful movies.

    • @Kainync
      @Kainync Před 2 lety +1

      Fortunately, it is a great cult classic!

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat Před 3 lety +40

    "Actor Rick Moranis 'fine' after being punched in the head in New York " - Los Angeles Times
    ME: "There's only one man who'd dare hit Rick Moranis on the head..."
    2:17
    "...LONE STARR!"

  • @gertrudemcfuzz74
    @gertrudemcfuzz74 Před 3 lety +9

    2:26 Rick Moranis in NYC the other day.

  • @NewTypeDilemma01
    @NewTypeDilemma01 Před 8 lety +147

    4:12
    Spaceballs: The Towel.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Před 8 lety +8

      Yeah, and the shaving cream was earlier too.

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 Před 7 lety +2

      Here's the cast of Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money cast
      Bill Pullman as King Lone Starr
      John Goodman as Barf
      Daphne Zuniga as Queen Vespa
      Margot Robbie as Princess Veronica/Lord Goth Hat
      James Spader as Lord Goth Hat (voice)
      Elizabeth Olsen as Superrnova
      Sebastian Stan as Blackhole/BH-1337
      Kristen Wig as Plu Dwarf
      Wanda Sykes as Milk Kart
      Jane Lynch as Dot Matrix (voice)
      Frank Welker as Spot 13 (dog droid)
      Jay Hernandez as General Hotspot
      Will Smith as Captain Pepsi
      Noomi Rapace as herself as the pregnant lady
      Mel Brooks as President Lem/Yogurt

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Před 6 lety +2

      They had many different merchandising gags in the film.

  • @sinscope00
    @sinscope00 Před 5 lety +155

    Still better than the last jedi

  • @thomasmartin6623
    @thomasmartin6623 Před 4 lety +24

    Better than Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker combined. Damn this is classic.

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 Před 3 lety

      To be fair to them nothing can top this

    • @cipherking4798
      @cipherking4798 Před 3 lety +1

      Thank you if you can only make comments like this more often

  • @wbhsjajdjwbwb6758
    @wbhsjajdjwbwb6758 Před 4 lety +16

    When parodies are better than the sequels

  • @nicholasdinh
    @nicholasdinh Před 5 lety +6

    4:12 *Rip Dark Helmet's space-BALLS*

  • @11kreider
    @11kreider Před 8 lety +107

    something that ticks me off is how people say this is a rip off of star wars but something a lot of people don't know is George Lucas saw this movie before it even was in theaters and he loved it plus a lot of the special effects where created by ilm (industrial light and magic) which was created and owned (at the time) by George Lucas.

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 Před 7 lety +36

      Is a parody of the Star Wars original trilogy. A rip off is when you copy the exact same story with the same lines slightly altered, like The Asylum mockbusters.

    • @pooooo52
      @pooooo52 Před 6 lety +3

      jason kreider isn't a rip off it parody. Beside George Lucas help Mel with fx in the movie

    • @gg-iv7mz
      @gg-iv7mz Před 5 lety +4

      @@phantomzone2725 It isn't just star wars, this movie also parodies other science fiction movies of that time

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Před 5 lety +7

      Lucas was asked by Brooks to do the special effects. Also, Lucas told Brooks not to do merchandising because it would confuse people with the Star Wars stuff, so Brooks agreed. This is a spoof of Star Wars and other sci-fi films. SW is the main target but we see jokes from Alien, Planet of the Apes, and Star Trek.

    • @chrisnelmes7180
      @chrisnelmes7180 Před 4 lety +3

      Lucas heard the premise and loved it. I even heard a rumor that as a joke George Lucas had,the part where the ship went by slowly at the very beginning, took about 10 minutes. Lol.

  • @natebuilds
    @natebuilds Před 4 lety +25

    Still better choreographed then the fights from the new trilogy

  • @DavidMcCarthy08
    @DavidMcCarthy08 Před 2 lety +13

    The "thank you for pressing the self destruct button" is gold

  • @RocketeerRaccoon
    @RocketeerRaccoon Před 10 lety +93

    Best parody movie ever!!! :D

  • @DolenzFan5
    @DolenzFan5 Před 6 lety +44

    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THE OLD TRICK IN THE BOOK!

    • @Ih8kone
      @Ih8kone Před 6 lety +6

      PuppetsDon'tHave Strings What a goof! What's 28th you man? Come On!

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 Před 4 lety +2

      “I CANT BELIEVE IT MAN!”

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Před 3 lety +1

      Here, let me give it back to you. Oh look, you fell for that too.

    • @Remix-pr4xd
      @Remix-pr4xd Před 3 lety

      So Lone Star now you see evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

  • @jakubmigal6997
    @jakubmigal6997 Před 4 lety +16

    4:08 that scene where lonestar acually believes in himself and is able to bring the mirror to him without the of the ring is interesting to me..
    It gives me a feel of acual mild emotion in a film thats supose to be a laught stock.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime Před 4 lety +20

    A better fight scene than the one in Rise of Skywalker.

  • @Gore171459
    @Gore171459 Před 8 lety +163

    So glad Game Grumps mentioned this scene. It's been ages since I watched this movie.

    • @Mars_over_seer
      @Mars_over_seer Před 7 lety

      Which video?

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster Před 5 lety

      When?

    • @chrismoore6668
      @chrismoore6668 Před 4 lety

      The video is Mario Maker 58. Arin in the end of the video said, “The ring! I can’t believe you felt for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof!”

  • @shadowridley
    @shadowridley Před 4 lety +72

    Still better than any lightsaber battle in Star Wars 7-9.

  • @1zeldalover
    @1zeldalover Před 4 lety +6

    1:48 Naw id admit that was a sticky situation.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Před 4 lety +11

    "So Lone Star... Now you see that evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb."
    10/10

  • @mk3a
    @mk3a Před 5 lety +151

    Better than the "The Last Jedi"

  • @josalynlazo7698
    @josalynlazo7698 Před 8 lety +99

    "I hate when my shwarts gets twisted ok let me put my foot on your leg ok 1...2..3...go"

  • @ikecarr5989
    @ikecarr5989 Před 2 lety +9

    1:32-Alec Baldwin's response after he pulled the trigger

    • @blueraccoon1088
      @blueraccoon1088 Před rokem +4

      And that guy had one day till leaving

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar Před 6 měsíci

      People who make sure their life revolves around their severe hate for liberal actors and how their jokes aren't good spirited.

  • @xboxgamer313
    @xboxgamer313 Před 4 lety +5

    Darth Vader: *You Look Like Me With A Funko Pop Head...*

  • @roberterlandson8234
    @roberterlandson8234 Před 4 lety +36

    This was actually a better fight than any lightsaber duel in the sequel trilogy

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 Před 3 lety +1

      @Ladislav Makita Wait there's a Spaceballs" Trilogy? I think I watch WAY too much Star Trek, Stargate, Doctor Who, Andromeda, and Babylon 5.

    • @cipherking4798
      @cipherking4798 Před 3 lety +2

      Don’t listen to this guy

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cipherking4798 HEY! I'm offended. Why? Do you have a problem with Star Trek, Stargate, Doctor Who, Andromeda, and Babylon 5?

    • @cipherking4798
      @cipherking4798 Před 3 lety +3

      Not you the one before you

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cipherking4798 Oh. My apologies.

  • @IANGEL101I
    @IANGEL101I Před 10 lety +14

    Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!

  • @Saiyyyyy
    @Saiyyyyy Před 4 lety +88

    Me:“can we see the new Star Wars film?“
    Mom:“no, we have Star Wars at home“
    Star Wars at home:

  • @nicholasmorsovillo2752
    @nicholasmorsovillo2752 Před 2 lety +15

    This scene still makes me laugh to this day especially when LoneStar tries to hit Dark Helmet with the ring until he realizes it's not working till Helmet lifts up his mask laughing and LoneStar punches him right in the nose and his helmet falls back down and he staggers and reactivates his ring to try to get LoneStar and LoneStar stops him by placing his hand on the top of the helmet and literally holding him there as he's swinging his blade wildly as LoneStar keeps him out of reach using his height as an advantage against Dark Helmet who's apparently coming up a little short no offense Rick Moranis.

  • @Aenygma_
    @Aenygma_ Před 6 lety +7

    2:41 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THAT MOAN

  • @tk-5509
    @tk-5509 Před 6 lety +9

    2:32 When a Noob becomes the heroe in Star wars battlefront 1/2

  • @Noekje999_alt
    @Noekje999_alt Před 3 lety +5

    Thank you for pressing the button! 04:18

  • @Mattias05
    @Mattias05 Před 4 lety +2

    Space balls was the most funniest thing I’ve very watched lol

  • @StopherBeta
    @StopherBeta Před 9 lety +18

    Officially the best cheesy movie of the late `80s/early `90s.

  • @Komet163B
    @Komet163B Před 8 lety +744

    This was better than The Force Awakens..

    • @MiiPower
      @MiiPower Před 8 lety +12

      nope

    • @jcnegron
      @jcnegron Před 8 lety +87

      +Komet163B Ha ha! Yes it was! Even being a parody, it had an original plot, something that TFA didn't.

    • @faollin260
      @faollin260 Před 8 lety +15

      +Komet163B Surely was

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 Před 7 lety +7

      True

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 Před 7 lety +14

      Is every Star Wars movie not going to be immune to obnoxious fanboy hate?

  • @S1152NA
    @S1152NA Před 4 lety +12

    Soundtrack actually sounds Star Wars too. Man they outdid themselves with this parody.

  • @m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757
    @m.e.c.hn.e.s.t4757 Před rokem +29

    This lightsaber fight is from a parody movie, yet it's better choreographed than every single so-called "duel" from the sequel trilogy...

    • @user-rl9uv9tz4i
      @user-rl9uv9tz4i Před rokem

      And the orginals

    • @Killer_Doll415
      @Killer_Doll415 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@user-rl9uv9tz4iwell, it was the early 80s, they didn’t have the best CGI.

    • @Minillus
      @Minillus Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@user-rl9uv9tz4i
      Nah, they had a good choreography for its time (except maybe ANH). Specially the Bespin Duel, which looks slow, but graceful.
      The sequels are just people swinging the lightsabers like damn baseball bats

    • @nedia8259
      @nedia8259 Před 11 měsíci

      @@user-rl9uv9tz4i nah, just the sequels

  • @francobobfred
    @francobobfred Před 8 lety +33

    Because every ship needs a self destruct button

  • @IndieGamerChick
    @IndieGamerChick Před 10 lety +236

    Wait! Wouldn't Lonestar and Dark Helmet potentially be former roommates? "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." Lonestar's father's brother is his uncle. His uncle's nephew is either a cousin or Lonestar himself. If it's his cousin, then his cousin's cousin's former roommate would be Lonestar, or a different cousin of Lonestar's. But if his uncle's nephew refers to Lonestar, then obviously it must be his cousin that is Dark Helmet's former roommate.
    We really need a sequel to explore this. No, the shitty animated series does not count.

    • @Miss_Abyssal
      @Miss_Abyssal Před 10 lety +41

      My head just exploded

    • @JamesLandon
      @JamesLandon Před 6 lety +28

      "And what does that make us?"
      "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Před 5 lety +6

      The whole joke is a takeoff in Empire Strikes Back when Vader admits he is Luke's father in their lightsaber duel.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Před 4 lety

      IndieGamerChick I’m very confuzzled at the moment

    • @iRsemple
      @iRsemple Před 4 lety +3

      Guys hes saying that lone stars father's brother is actually lonestars uncle.
      Then lonestars father's brother's nephew would be a nephew of lonestars uncle, so that would either be lonestar himself, or one of lone star's cousins.
      If it is one of lonestars cousins, then finally, lonestars father's brother's nephew's cousin, would be a cousin of lonestar's cousin. Which could potentially be lonestar himself, or some random other cousin.
      Since it could potentially be lonestar himself, then lonestar is potentially a correct answer for who Dark helmet's roommate was.

  • @EddieErion929
    @EddieErion929 Před 4 lety +10

    I do Not laugh easy, most people laugh at comedians when I don’t but 2:53 to 3:20 had me in tears with a hurt stomach after watching 10x

    • @RageOfTheTiger
      @RageOfTheTiger Před rokem

      at 3:20 I always wondered who that stunt actor is. If it was meant that way or something they missed

  • @inferna3990
    @inferna3990 Před 4 lety +20

    Today on “things that appeared in my recommended and actually liked”

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 Před 4 lety +8

    The best damn Star Wars parody ever made!

    • @cipherking4798
      @cipherking4798 Před 3 lety +2

      No you fuck off for hating this movie what’s your problem ?

  • @hamursh
    @hamursh Před 10 lety +43

    What would imagine if George Lucas was in this scene? Actually that would be pretty funny.

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ Před 4 lety +5

    This movie was actually really good.

  • @z0mbiiyawnzzz
    @z0mbiiyawnzzz Před 4 lety +10

    "And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

  • @reedwells2256
    @reedwells2256 Před 9 lety +28

    "the schwartz is in you" haha get it?

  • @zoologistjohnwayne181
    @zoologistjohnwayne181 Před 10 lety +44

    your schwartz is as big as mine!

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson Před 2 lety +2

    4:15 - that scream is perfect.

  • @chasesmith5216
    @chasesmith5216 Před 4 lety +6

    4:13 this made me laugh so hard