Commentary - Blair Witch (2016)

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  • čas přidán 24. 08. 2024
  • Another 'ranting commentary'...this one on the poor, abysmal, 'jump scare every 5 minutes', and 'not knowing what made the original work so well' piece of bum fluff.

Komentáře • 46

  • @JT_Grogan
    @JT_Grogan Před 5 lety +2

    The original is the best found footage movie of all time in my opinion. I know that's not saying much, but it still holds up today, and the marketing was genius.

  • @belindaginete2931
    @belindaginete2931 Před 6 lety +4

    I saw the Blair Witch Project back then when I was in high school and Im one of those who thought it was a real documentary and those 3 students were really missing. They did a good job with the marketing campaign that added to the movie's appeal. This one though, is just a soft reboot of the original like what happened with Psycho. Keep the commentaries coming Matt. It was enjoyable! 👍

  • @EnFyr
    @EnFyr Před 2 lety

    Your research alone deserves a sub. Good job on that :)

  • @steve1289
    @steve1289 Před 6 lety +2

    Great job on the commentary. This movie is just a boring dumpster fire. The three Blair Witch games are Volume 1 Rustin Parr,Volume 2 The Legend Of Coffin Rock and Volume 3 The Elly Kedward Tale. Sadly, I don't have the games to do the gameplay but there is a guy named Nocturne that did a complete play through of all of them on here. I think you will enjoy them.

  • @JamesGormleyMusic
    @JamesGormleyMusic Před 6 lety +2

    No “critic” does the original Blair Witch justice the way you do, Matt.
    Love this vid

  • @TheRoyalFlush-ym3gv
    @TheRoyalFlush-ym3gv Před 3 lety

    It would've been a great twist if the sequel revealed that there was no witch, and that Josh was the architect of the events in the original movie...and he's still out there!

    • @ramboraph4life
      @ramboraph4life  Před 3 lety

      Hi there, did you write a comment under my Jaws: The Revenge video? Because I was looking for it but I can't find it now.

  • @interglacticdimension2671

    Oh I almost forget, I watched the making of this film for free and they interviewed the original makers who are producers and the mentioned that this is better than their never made sequel.

  • @JerpPin
    @JerpPin Před 6 lety

    These commentary’s are gold. Excellent job

  • @thekingsean92
    @thekingsean92 Před 5 lety

    Always enjoy your videos man and I can understand your anger with this movie. Btw I also appreciate you referencing Fire in the Sky, I would love it if you reviewed that movie. I also have 2 theories about the witch in the movie. 1 - the creature is either Heather transformed or possibly Elly Kedward AKA the witch, but she is probably just a pawn of the real witch or phenomenon of the woods. 2 - The director just backpedald because the movie bombed and the witch reveal was negatively received

  • @grammervausa
    @grammervausa Před 2 lety

    youre hysterical man lmfaoo but yo that bright light is supposed to be the witch slowing down a lightening strike

  • @boomstickcritique902
    @boomstickcritique902 Před 2 lety

    I was alright with them explaining a little in this sequel like the time loop in the woods but showing the witch is a no no yes you can hint at what she looks like but don't show it ruins it.

  • @wiinterflowers4277
    @wiinterflowers4277 Před 6 lety +1

    You got a video store near you? You are INSANELY lucky! All the video stores near my location are extinct now and that killed my mood! Also, I thought The Guest was a good movie. I think we can agree that Dan Stevens should play James Bond since Craig needs to retire!

  • @FiftyShadesOfDave6603
    @FiftyShadesOfDave6603 Před 6 lety

    You made me laugh yet again...thank you from the bottom of my heart 😆

  • @_SHADOWMAN4EVER
    @_SHADOWMAN4EVER Před 6 lety +1

    The new one is way too clean looking and doesn’t have that grainy vhs quality that makes it feel like real found footage.

  • @RB01.10
    @RB01.10 Před 5 lety

    I also hated how at the end, you don't hear what James heard, but yet you hear what Lisa hears. Makes no sense.
    And yes, the only really creative bit was with that doll.
    But like Heather would be alive in the woods after nearly 20 years? Come on. Very weak motivation for going into the woods when they should know bad things have happened in there.

  • @aernosfull-qs6lh
    @aernosfull-qs6lh Před 6 lety

    You're the best movies reviewer.

  • @gtprodukie2849
    @gtprodukie2849 Před 6 lety

    Couldn’t agree more, you should do more ranting commentaries

  • @apparentsirenapparentsiren6029

    I really wish they would have went with the blair witch prequel idea they had in the early 2000s where it took place in the 1800s and set up the supernatural events of the first movie that would have been better then this bullshit

  • @loganteather2031
    @loganteather2031 Před 6 lety

    Great job man keep on reviewing!

  • @mike-lp2bi
    @mike-lp2bi Před 6 lety +1

    I hated this Movie because i am a Fan of the Original Blair witch project. I have a steelbook which includes the Original and this piece of crap. The original feels so real and suspenseful. The characters are Really good especially Heather. The new one destroyed the mystery. I watched your 1 Hour Video about the Original you did a Great Job.

  • @interglacticdimension2671

    The director Adam Wingard is a poor man's Scott Derrickson and I don't like Scott' films except for Dr. Strange which still would of been without him cos it a Marvel movie.

  • @1f5sda
    @1f5sda Před 6 lety

    I love the original film as well, Matt.

  • @leonardodanielrivera4152

    Hey i have another question have you seen a cartoon called the powerpuff girls and if you did please tell me what do you think about it?

  • @boomstickcritique902
    @boomstickcritique902 Před 2 lety

    Seeing this film again recently I still don't like it the film is terrible because it retreads to much the first movie simply doesn't have enough thought out mythology for sequels its a pure one off idea. I get the idea of the brother being obsessed to find out what happened to his sister but the whole movie just repeats the original I don't even blame the director because this movie felt like a studio product it felt like the studio was like hey Blair Witch 2 was to different let's repeat the first. Blair Witch sequels can't work because rhe mystery is what makes the first with sequels you have to explain whats going on this flick is pretty much a updated remake of the original with more special effects for modern kids and teens.

  • @tobyroyson9336
    @tobyroyson9336 Před 6 lety

    I still a big fan of the original myself.

  • @hildrietrives5176
    @hildrietrives5176 Před 6 lety

    The Thing remake commentary? maybe? would like to see it :)

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      @unconditionalprong Před 6 lety

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    • @ramboraph4life
      @ramboraph4life  Před 6 lety

      I did do one with my friend Mike/OCP czcams.com/video/Te703tnCmi4/video.html or are you meaning another one with just me in this format? If so, maybe one day I can do that.

  • @mattarthur7094
    @mattarthur7094 Před 6 lety

    Hey Matt, great review ..it is fun for me to watch you Rant , you Rant like Denis Leary or Sam ( fucking ) kinison:))) and this remake is Garboog/ I hate hand held except for a few .. Original Blair / St Francis ville xpt.. Chernobyl diaries and As above so below , for me I hate this genre but I'll try them all some work some eat shit hahah

  • @1977Eelco
    @1977Eelco Před 6 lety

    Saw the original movie in 1999 at the movies.
    I was tempted by the hype back then that it was one of the scariest horror flicks in a long time, but I was quite bored and disappointed after I'd seen it at the movies.
    One of the aspects of the movie that I found a bit off-putting was the frequent swearing and foul-mouthedness. I found this not to be very realistic.
    I saw the original movie for a second time about a year ago.
    Now, I look at the movie a bit differently…
    I still find the frequent swearing and foul-mouthednes off-putting, but now there were some moments in the movie, especially near the end, that I felt some fear.
    Especially that last shot with the kid standing in the corner of the cellar or the sounds that they hear at night in the tent...very good :)
    But, the movie still doesn't impress or scare me as for instance: Jaws, The Descent, The Conjuring (1 or 2...doesn't matter), The Thing, Alien, The Exorcist, etc.
    "The Blair Witch Project" (1999) certainly wasn't the first found-footage movie ever made, but I do think it's one of the better ones.
    I don't know if I should watch the sequel ("Book of Shadows") or this third sequel/reboot?!
    Anyhow, found-footage movies I had a fun time watching, are: REC.; Cloverfield; As Above, So Below; Paranormal Activity; Area 51; The Pyramid and maybe Europa Report.
    Ow yeah, something else. I saw "Hardcore Henry" for the first time two days ago. That movie's awesome! :)

  • @geoffjoffy
    @geoffjoffy Před 6 lety +1

    Never liked the original or this. Haha. Thanks for yet another amazing funny rant.

  • @xanderls
    @xanderls Před 6 lety +1

    ya pretty bad...

  • @Hopium500
    @Hopium500 Před 6 lety

    Is that ninja gaiden on your wall ?

    • @ramboraph4life
      @ramboraph4life  Před 6 lety

      Yeah it's a Ninja Gaiden sticker. Thought it looked cool.

  • @JurassicGodzillaFan
    @JurassicGodzillaFan Před 6 lety

    Love the Blair Witch Project, this so called sequel is shit.

  • @martymccann2068
    @martymccann2068 Před 6 lety

    I hated this piece of shit movie but love the original great video

  • @boomstickcritique902
    @boomstickcritique902 Před 6 lety

    I think he has directed some good films this isnt one

    • @crackwhen
      @crackwhen Před 6 lety +1

      The Guest and You're Next are quite awesome

  • @belindaginete2931
    @belindaginete2931 Před 6 lety

    I also like the Descent they did a good job with the sequel. Really picked up where they left off. And you have to bring up Apollo 18- hilarious 😂