Does anyone else remember the one Snake Oil they played were Duncan (I think) had the Debt Star for vampires? It is the Death Star that follows you around and blocks out the sun so you can walk during the day? Only it is called the Debt Star because it is extremely expensive and you will be in debt for the rest of your unnatural life.
Hellfire Heroes *Insert Caveman voice here* Handcuff woman to table, pull down loin cloth, have cave man joy time with gaint eel. Children for caveman legacy!
I never drooled and snotted and nearly suffocated from laughter before. Pleasure mouth? Thank you Yogscast and especially you Simon, you beautiful twisted bastard.
these xl videos are amazing. I watch all of the yogscasts daily videos and then I usually think to myself, I need more, so I re watch things or listen to live streams. keep these coming they are amazing!
Simon, it's very simple. Scream Paint is any paint that the Scarecrow from the Batman series has messed with and added fear chemicals to. You paint the walls red, it gives the illusion of bloody walls. You paint a scary face on a wall, the face seems to come to life and lunges at whoever is unfortunate enough to look at it.
im glad games night is back to the funny games theyve already played but i think at least 6 people should be there it makes it even funnier, especially with smiffy or sips.
Well Phineas (after being interrupted several times), once upon a time your mom and your dad alone together under the MOONLIGHT AND STARS embraced each other with such love that you were put inside of your mother!
Nathiex When two people are very drunk... They fall on top of each other. After 9 months a babby claws itself out of their mothers gaping vagina and turns on the Tri-Force podcast.
Arttu Salonen But people have 10 fingers on their hands! And don't thumbs have fingerprints? Also when people are finger counting they use their thumbs! Also your big toe is still a toe isn't it? Also isn't it weird to say that your thumb has a fingernail if it's not a finger?
Thumbs have thumbnails tho. A thumb is also clearly differentiated from a finger by the fact that it is opposable, basically it can move with more freedom than a finger thanks to the muscle at its base. You may have noticed this from using your thumb every single day since a few weeks past your conception.
Tyr The Knightmare Delmirev well, it doesn't, really. A diamond is a material that is hard, but would break easily. So unless you slam a diamond blade on a titanium prosthetic jaw or something, the diamond blade will not really lose any cutting capabilities, because its not really worn down from continuous pressure, but instant stress would break the tool
+Cheesebobguy With the context provided by the video, it's quite obvious he's referring to people who live in China (Chinese), who don't have access to CZcams as far as I'm aware.
Duncan had the opportunity to make sleep rock a fun item. Like instead of making the kids eat it just hit the rock against the kids head to make them "sleep"
It's been years, but I still want more of this.
me too
Yarp
Yep
Agreed
seconds that..then agen it is sort of an analogue of ther TTT just all talk no shooting
Is it wrong that I imagined Santa grabbing a large rock, slamming it on a child's head screaming *_SLEEP_*
The Eight-Bit Gamer yes
The Eight-Bit Gamer nahhhh just...creative ?
I imagined santa hitting the kids over the head with big piece of coal.
Username checks out.
"Sleep" in simons voice
"Don't do drugs kids, unless you know it's good stuff" -Simon
Warrcoww your profile pic be like ra are rasputin
+Alex Clark its Putin, Rasputin had a beard
Pu pu putin
ra ra rasputin, don't know the words putin.
Remarkable! You watched the video too?!
Does anyone else remember the one Snake Oil they played were Duncan (I think) had the Debt Star for vampires? It is the Death Star that follows you around and blocks out the sun so you can walk during the day? Only it is called the Debt Star because it is extremely expensive and you will be in debt for the rest of your unnatural life.
I think it was sjin
Camden Tellkamp nothing will ever beat the "moon silence"-sips
That was funny, but I prefer the Murder Computer.
Honestly urge worm is the best. Or sleep mountain.
It was sjin and the episode was called debt star
I thought a Sleep Rock would be a rock that they just smash on the head with.
Carson Marlow that's called a rock.
Ye. I know. :)
i think your missing the whole concept of "snake oil"
An Irish Potato
I think you're the one missing the whole concept of "Snake Oil", of jokes, and of sarcasm.
+Handsome Kiddo
He's also missing the difference between "your" and "you're".
11:14 Duncan and Tom so in sync
I know right! I saw that too lol
sync drink
Red_Llama haha true
"SPIDER MAN'S PICTURE? I'LL TAKE SIX MILLION OF THEM!"
Who here watching this in 2020? Turns out simon's snow virus spread like crazy.
Jayden Jozeph Chan It didn’t get better
That jolly sob made the rona
it sure did
i read this while they were saying "nothing important has ever been invented in china"
i'm not saying anything
It still hasn't gotten better
Huh, I didn't know that the famous Zando-Zando was a vampire as well.
Carnwennan all moisture farmers are vampires
joshua starr yyes all vampires go to the planet with two Suns
Carnwennan And apparently mr popcorn is a cowboy too
He wears a lot of hats. Moisture farmer, hyper-rickshaw driver, vampire..
+Carnwennan I thought exactly that :P
At Tom's Meat Dress description
Simon: "Are you sure you don't want to flesh it out a bit"
Stick Alcohol's slogan should be Take a swig of a twig
Indiebitably that's fucking brilliant
That alcohol would be methanol heavy, it would make you blind
Funfact: in German we call gloves “Handschuhe“, which translates to hand shoes. So Simon wasnt that far off
Same in Dutch, we call them "handschoenen", also translated as hand shoes lol
"A genetically modified virus based on the common cold"
Jesus that aged well, Simon... XD
fucking handcuffs table made me laugh my ass off, fucking hell
Hellfire Heroes *Insert Caveman voice here* Handcuff woman to table, pull down loin cloth, have cave man joy time with gaint eel. Children for caveman legacy!
Lots of us Americans watch your stuff M88888.
LandShark Clark Yes, especially in Texas. ;-d
LandShark Clark I don't feel like you can say "M8" unless your Australian
Horrified Xto Or English?
I think it was a joke
Horrified Xto Or from England
haha 11:15 Duncan and Tom drank at exactly the same time xD
I just read this at the same time they did it lol
Signs of the hive mind...
i dont trust that fish with a sword in the back there
Conga Eel. :)
Puff NZ eels are still fish.
Quote of the year: "Don't do drugs kids, unless you know it's good stuff". -Simon 15:04
I won a round with the person as caveman with the rock coat once.
To be honest the rock card for cavemen is basically an auto success.
rock stick
Many uses. Can hit food. Can catch caveman woman. Can make more stick. Make more rock. Good rock stick!
you buy?
@@7thlittleleopard7 throw rocks at a woman, whoever hits her in the head first gets her as their wife
Tom has quickly wormed his little goblin way into my heart and become my favorite yog in these videos.
Eyyy more Snake Oil! Featuring Simon this time. Didn't see this one on the livestream.
i love how crisp the quality is and then tom is forever at 380p
Is it me, or is Tom a much lower resolution than the others?
out of focus :\
No, Tom is actually rendered at a lower resolution irl. He likes the retro look.
*_The essence of Filbert is spreading quickly_*
I like eating some Egg Fried Rice
The sleep rock was hilarious. I can just imagine santa hitting a kid with it to knock them out.
I for one think that Scream Paint is revolutionary
11:16 Tom and Duncan take a drink in perfect unison. It's like they're connected...
I never drooled and snotted and nearly suffocated from laughter before. Pleasure mouth? Thank you Yogscast and especially you Simon, you beautiful twisted bastard.
Tom's voices were killing me; he *would* make a great J. Jonah Jameson.
Toms gonna sell us all Moon Junk, then... hes going to burn our house down... WITH LEMONS!
Conviently Cave Johnson's voice actor is also thr actor of JJJ from spiderman.
I love games night videos/// they're so funny omf
When Lewis said nobody from America watches this I was just sitting there like "I guess that makes me the chosen one!"
I'm a fan of the statement "It perfectly fits my midlife crisis ... Jesus thing"
I felt restless fear and intimidation when Lewis said "p*ssy sh*t"
30:45 how can you not love Simon? I keep coming back to this video and he makes me laugh every time
0:10 "No one in America is watching this."
My dear Lewis, so many Americans watch the Yogscast and love all your content. I am one of them
01:41 a moment of pure love.
so sweet
According to Lewis, I'm not watching this.
Rosario Crimson Most Americans probably wouldn't have been watching this when it was live lol.
Rosario Crimson yup
not necessarily, it was noon on the east coast, so there was bound to be more Americans then you think.
Of course!
Rosario Crimson same. he denies the god pot watches his vids!
I can't get enough of Duncan saying "Why hello there Santa!"
"No one in America is watching this." - Lewis. I've been watching since 2010 and I'm from the most American state ever... Texas!
Already watched this live. But I guess thats long enough ago to watch to again :)
I want someone to look at me the way Lewis looks at Simon
Tom's vampire sounds suspiciously like a certain moisture farmer come hover-rickshaw driver
"Handcuffs Table" killed me...
That sleep rock, I’m fucking dying
0:08 Or the pit of death for our Spartan viewers
I've got a sleep rock, though I just apply it directly on the head.
I need to get up for school in three hours, yet I'm sat here watching this.....TOTALLY WORTH IT
Can we take a moment to realize a wholesome moment at 1:42
Either everyone else is tiny or tom is a giant.
I wish so badly Simon would be in more of these... I adore him so. His smile and laugh give me life..
these xl videos are amazing. I watch all of the yogscasts daily videos and then I usually think to myself, I need more, so I re watch things or listen to live streams. keep these coming they are amazing!
"No americans are watching this" Damn. Guess Im not american anymore.
They've taken over
nice
Thomas Binch Whoops.
"other restaurants are available but they often don't use duck "love it
I highly approve of Role-Play heavy games, envious of the quality of group you can get together.
Damn I love Snake Oil, gets me feeling a little nostalgic
Its is me; Vampire Zando Zando!
I'm American and I watch every one of these. They are the best
I love both Duncan and Tom at 11:15 drank their drinks at the same time and put them down at the same time without realizing it.
If you're reading this I hope you have a great day!
love from a small CZcamsr!
15:35 Ah it is I... Xando Xando
Simon, it's very simple. Scream Paint is any paint that the Scarecrow from the Batman series has messed with and added fear chemicals to. You paint the walls red, it gives the illusion of bloody walls. You paint a scary face on a wall, the face seems to come to life and lunges at whoever is unfortunate enough to look at it.
11:14 when Duncan and Tom simultaneously drink their drink. After Duncan guesses what Tom was thinking. They must be telepathically linked
One that's good for all of these games. Boot Snake
👢🐍
urge worm
Pretty sure here in America we call it snake oil as well
Pretty sure most of us in America know what Dragons' Den is as well.
I love the background, swords, hammers, leather pouches... and a panzerfaust.
i like how dunc heard the word "alcohol" and went "yeah i don't care if he's my competition i'm all in"
Breaking News! sleep rock is now legalized for medicinal purposes... and medicinal purposes only
*open chrome* * see this in sub box, 17 seconds ago, 3 views, * click * by the time the video loads it's at 48 views, GG yognaughts.
I love how simon is here but they need turps again. Simon and Turps is a match made in heaven
im glad games night is back to the funny games theyve already played but i think at least 6 people should be there it makes it even funnier, especially with smiffy or sips.
stick alcohol = root beer
I saw snake oil was uploaded and suddenly my crippling depression was cured
Roamin, where do babies come from?
Well Phineas (after being interrupted several times), once upon a time your mom and your dad alone together under the MOONLIGHT AND STARS embraced each other with such love that you were put inside of your mother!
Nathiex
When two people are very drunk... They fall on top of each other.
After 9 months a babby claws itself out of their mothers gaping vagina and turns on the Tri-Force podcast.
Agent Digits do you get the joke out of interest lol
No, no, no.. It doesn't work with 2 girls Kinney
Duncan's car salesman voice, I didn't think he could be capable of having such a voice.
4:04 I died when Tom said, "So, you need some shit to sell the kids"
I feel like I've seen this before. Was this streamed or something?
Foehammer yeah it was streamed
I personally know the Inventor of Snake Oil and Apples to Apples. Al Waller. He is a cool guy. He is also Latter-day Saint.
I observe juxtaposition.
Holy shit the laughing I've been doing for this whole video omg
I love this new channel - every video here is pure entertainment gold!
I'm from America and Lewis side comment is freakin hilarious
Lol at Simon thinking that thumbs are not fingers
clickhead Thumbs are not fingers. : / (You should try to reaearch things before you try to act smart.)
Arttu Salonen But people have 10 fingers on their hands!
And don't thumbs have fingerprints?
Also when people are finger counting they use their thumbs!
Also your big toe is still a toe isn't it?
Also isn't it weird to say that your thumb has a fingernail if it's not a finger?
They, erm, aren't?
Well no thumbs arent fingers one of the factors is that thumbs have 2 joints while fingers have 3.
Thumbs have thumbnails tho. A thumb is also clearly differentiated from a finger by the fact that it is opposable, basically it can move with more freedom than a finger thanks to the muscle at its base. You may have noticed this from using your thumb every single day since a few weeks past your conception.
I fucking love simon
I love how the insect cloak is unsellable but he just admits you have to eat the mosquitoes, that had me on my ass
Loving the synchronised drinking at 11:12 😂 - anyone else notice?
I wonder where these rooms are located, very nice rooms
A diamond razor is a terrible idea. Diamond is incredibly sharp, but goes blunt incredibly quickly.
It'd probably be harder to sharpen back up again, too.
Sure when you're putting it against metal and stone. But we're talking about fucking hair and skin. I doubt that's gonna dull the razor.
Are you sure about that? We coat our drillbits and sawblades in diamond because it's one of the hardest substances we know of.
TheTraveler hardest yes
But it dulls easily
See the difference?
Tyr The Knightmare Delmirev well, it doesn't, really. A diamond is a material that is hard, but would break easily. So unless you slam a diamond blade on a titanium prosthetic jaw or something, the diamond blade will not really lose any cutting capabilities, because its not really worn down from continuous pressure, but instant stress would break the tool
Tom is rapidly becoming my favorite member of the Yogscast
Four year old video is still gold, mostly for Simon and Duncan's 1950's slick talker voice.
i think the crossbow might've been invented in china, but i can't be arsed to actually look it up
it was invented there fam
Gunpowder too
Bart De Bock rockets too
they were joking lol, a lot of shizz was made in china
Including a lot of stuff that's generally attributed to other nations, like pasta and whiskey.
Why isn't this on the games night channel?
Wallace Cox Wait. They have a games night channel?
They talked about it in several video's, but yea there's a "Games Night" channel :P
its just called Games night, there is a link to it on the channels page.Stan Robinsom
Ahh danke
23:26 best sips impression ever
I feel like I always say this no matter the yogs group involved but these are my favorite boys and I love them
inb4 the chinese fans get pissed off.. oh wait, they don't have access to CZcams...
Dante Chinese people have access to CZcams... Well done you're racist.
Hmm, someone sounds butthurt over a joke :P
Cheesebobguy he ain't racist for making a JOKE
Cheesebobguy how is that racist?? If I was Chinese o would not be affected by this.
+Cheesebobguy With the context provided by the video, it's quite obvious he's referring to people who live in China (Chinese), who don't have access to CZcams as far as I'm aware.
Lewis ="No one from America is watching this".........
If you're from American Like this comment.
That very first sale from the 1920's salesman had me dying
“With the sleep rock, those children will never wake up again!”
Duncan had the opportunity to make sleep rock a fun item. Like instead of making the kids eat it just hit the rock against the kids head to make them "sleep"
There is absolutely nothing more joyous and infectious as Lewis guffawing at his friends
"put the present in their room" sounds like a youthimism
i swore when Tom turn came and he was a vampire that he was going to say "it is i! XANDO XANDO~" i would have died lol