MIND-NUMBING CHAOS | Everyone Is John (Games Night XL)
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- čas přidán 3. 01. 2017
- It's Everyone Is John, the role-playing game where everyone plays as John, you just have to bet for control.
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"Don't actually tear the page--"
*RIIIIIIIIIIP*
18:55 For anyone who loved that part
Alexis Alexander thank you
@@AlexisAlexander646 I hated that paart :'(
I loved Simon’s reaction to which story it is.
"I'm looking for dark arts." "We've got a section on hip-hop."
GENIUS.
Orillion123456 holy shit I just got that one, thanks for pointing it out...
Orillion123456 I don't get it explain?
MythicalMidget dark arts hip hop black people
Sam Miskiv Just made the extra connection!
It's been a year and I never noticed that.
Somehow, the most horrifying part in this tale of brainwashing, animal murder, and wanton destruction was Lewis tearing a page out of a perfect Lovecraft collection for almost no reason.
When he gets into character, he REALLY gets into character. Just look at how protectively Simon was holding onto it after that...
ameebo
Reminds me of that Filbert guy. . . .
I don't know. I think Lovecraft would be proud to know that his book was used to summon Cthulhu, even if it was just for a game.
ikr
'john oversleeps at work' somehow turned into 'john summons cthulhu in a flamingo enclosure at the zoo'
ranpirds And then tames him. With a belt
And befriend cthulu
"There were reports of a giant monster, a van driving into the lion enclosure, murder! Death! ...Disaster! *Dead Lions!*"
"Yeah, but _guns?_, this is _England!_"
Lewis became an amazing cult leader in record time
fugy fruit yeah 50 minutes
If he's that good a cult leader I might want to join him
if you can make the yogscast than you can do anything
fugy fruit I'm already working on the punch.
Only the yogcast could go from "waking up at your job at quiksave" to "Going to an alternate dimension with Cthulhu"
Marshtomp 1662 Nope, everyone can do it when playing Everyone Is John. One time we went from John laying around on the streets as a homeless man to blowing uo the Earth from a pickle planet.
Even better its "going to an alternate dimension with cthulhu in the style of the animated snowman movie"
"We're walking in the air."
holy shit lewis just mind controlling people and ripping pages out of books
He's a loose cannon!
Somebody get sussex boy under control
Aryn BLackND hat boy
Hat boy? have I missed something?
hat boy you mean
Mind-control: 3+
Jumping a fence: 6+
Balance in the game: Priceless
Ant Hicks John is useless at everything and the voices have skills so if the voice in control doesn't have the skill it's always a 6+
That's what I love about Everyone Is John, if you're playing with the right people, nothing makes any fucking sense and that's the true fun of this game.
i imagine someone whos spent their lives learning to hypnotize probably wouldnt be able to jump a fence, so perfectly balanced
Whenever something needs to happen: "Suddenly a mini van crashes into..."
If that was my book Lewis would be fucking dead.
he probably bought him a new one, he's crass but not THAT crass...
HeavenHammer ;)
Spartan Wolf They said it belonged to someone.
he's a millionaire so he could probably buy another one
Axman7281 I don't think he's a millionaire
i mean, sure lewis summoned c'thulhu, but the madman simon bloody tamed him... i don't care it's not his goal, it's just bloody awesome
"A man drove through a crowd, there was a giant monster, there are reports of murder, death, chaos!"
"Yeah but this is England!"
XD
Lewis was MVP in this, he was fucking hilarious. Simon was also great, on par with Kevin -- best designated driver 2k17. Then there was Duncan, trying to tame a lion...
Vaas Montenegro Lewis was really drunk,he just took and ripped a 20£ book
Vaas Montenegro worth,but still really drunk
Each player has a goal in the game and Duncan's was to tame a lion so yeah...
Jad ser But why though? Why not pick something more interesting, like summoning Cthulu?
*Cthulhu
Tom: You can't understand it.
Simon: Ancient Languages is my skill. Totally worth it!
Me: This is either the most elaborate set-up, or extremely circumstantially beneficial out of pure coincidence...
The Mind of 18 Men I think it was just an absolutely fantastic coincedence, it never would have happened if Duncan didn't pick Animal Freindship, and Tom wouldn't let Simon pick something similar so he went for an Archeologist. It's fucking amazing.
Luck
Lewis' powers of bullshittery served him well.
He sounds like an unusually effective con artist.
And I tear out the page that I need-
Don't actually tear it ou-
*TEAR*
Oh my god.
CRYING
I stopped watching then, bloody hell. The disrespect u__u
Yombai he must have just thought it was a prop bought for set not actually owned by any one personally.
they did talk about it on one of their streams awhile back, the book is actaully Alex's and Lewis did go and buy him a new one
NOBODY ELSE LIKE! It's perfectly at 500 likes, don't ruin it!
@@AncientHoplite Now it's perfect at 560 likes
Please make more of this. I haven't laughed this hard at a Yogscast video in a long time.
Agreed
Also do u like nerd cubed? If so good man.
Watch the Star Wars D&D they did on the Games Night Channel. Episode 7 was even funnier than this.
Nerd Squared haha same here
best vid on this channel, no doubt.
40:52 "So... yeah. So what does Cthulhu say to me?" LMAO
Only the Yogscast would start an RPG as a guy working at a Quicksave, and end it by causing the literal apocalypse...
Can't wait to see an animation of this mess. Best thing ever.
OMG that'll be amazing!!
Rosario Crimson I was just thinking that. There should be an animation for each personality, that would be insane
I could try
Jackson Billington do it mate... I'd watch it!
You should
Lewis the Necromancer
Simon the English Indiana Jones
And
Duncan the Grocer
I was not expecting this
*Minivan ploughs lion*
John Simon : how the hell did this lion die?
The world may never know.
Simon is a legend this episode reminded me of the good old days :)
Someone Needs To Animate This Entire Thing.
Anthony Wilson Definitely, it's certainly quite disappointing that it didn't already have animated parts.
The EnderSlayer
Bu
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Hello hnujh
Am I the only one who automatically tries to spell a word out with capital letters that look out of place?
Triggered by Lewis's destruction of a perfectly good book. You monster!
I actually admired that level of roleplay.
They should totally give away their copy to a fan.
They should give the book away, and the torn out page away seperatly.
That book belonged to Toms friend as decoration.. so yeah Lewis tore out a page of some strangers book...
It was £20, and judging from condition, he's never read it.
* gets food ready for the next 54 minutes *
i presume your item of food is Plums?
Top Hat And some Chocolate Cake in my little box.
TACOS
Is it Hot Food?
Dat Boi A great big chunk of potato into the mouth.
Look into my eyes, look around the eyes, look into the eyes, look into around the eyes, look ehhhhhhh, you're under.
5:33, 8:41, 10:25, 15:52, 32:57
Thanks.
Yes master
When you realise Lewis helped everyone win, by giving Duncan permanent transportation, and giving Simon access to the treasure through Cthulu, all while managing to summon the dark lord himself
38:55 How It Should Have Ended
"This giant creature kneels before you, and from behind a mini van crashes through the fence surrounding the flamingo exhibit and crushes Cthulhu."
Oh man, that was so, so good.
Probably one of the most incredible tales Ive ever heard.
Please make more of these.
And Lewis demonstrates once again his only role playing personality. The unnecessarily stiff and theatrical humbug that spontaneously develops powers yet is unbelievably ignorant of his surroundings. xD
John Henke nah brick was never like that!
More of this game it's fucking amazing
I randomly came back to this. I love it so much. Tom's near deadpan saying 'The minivan ploughs into the ticket office' broke me XD
Everyone is supposed to get an additional Willpower when John shifts control, to ensure you don't get situations where someone (like Duncan) has nothing to do any more.
This was the funniest thing I've ever seen please play this again
Lewis reminds me of Arthur from Monty Python Holy Grail XD
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE"
ancient God of destruction: hey look at these flamingos
Buahaha
A hypnotist, a student and Brian Blessed's stunt double walk into a John
Lewis is oddly good at being insane
Spent enough time round Simon
How do you know he's acting
He was drunk as hell
Insane? I thought he was oddly normal, usually he's ten times worse.
Lewis's hypnotize reminds me an awful lot of that one guy from Little Britain
andrejoss475 That's what he was referencing!
I think that's the idea
I love how quickly Gary turned into Dave
Is Lewis drunk 24/7 or something?
Yes
He does always seem to be eating an apple.
Konan Pruiksma I think he's always drunk when he starts taking RP more seriously
25/8 as a matter of fact. damn gin drinker
38:12 best reaction from lewis
This game NEEDS to be revisited. Such an amazing video that I have to have more. Bring everyone back, remotely if needed, and add as many people as the game and scheduling will allow.
Hope you saw the recent Jingle Jam stream!
@@gavin4513 I hadn't, but thank you for putting it on my radar, I just hope there's a vod.
@@gavin4513
Now I need to find out which vod it's in... Thanks!
i am john! yognau(gh)t
Glen Coco AND I HAVE THE BALLS
thechannelofcomments I got a soft voice
thats too with two OOOOOO's tom lol
Hi john, I'm Dave yognaught.
Spartan Wolf do you have the balls
Best part about this whole thing was fking Kevin the MVP of the mini van omg lol
i watched this video from 1am to 2am and to be honest it was f****ng difficult to not even wheese. the funniest part was when simon used his ancient languages abilty to hear that cthulu just said hey sup while everyone else was going crazy about cthulu
It must be so incredibly fun to be a part of the yogscast. You guys are friggin awesome.
27:10 Simon hasn't become John, he's become Brian Blessed
2:13 poor Tom has to deal with this every day.
Every time Kevin showed up I just burst out laughing
Tom: "That isn't what I said, turn it over". Simon: "But it's a chip it's the same on both sides". Tom: "I said FACE DOWN". Most intense game host ever XD. 2:09
Love the colossal red dragon in the background, quite a rare piece, something to be pride of
I love these videos in so many ways, but this set really is brilliant, I notice new things in the background that I love every time
Just wait until Lewis smashes it up for roleplay purposes
54 MINUTES!? I'm in heaven
Absolutely mental. Certainly one of the best in the Yogscast library of content.
Poor Lewis, having to rely on speed just to get him through recordings...
Jscgamers Matt what makes you think that?
Haha, just seems a little different to his normal self, thats all :D
The thing is I've noticed the same thing, but I'm guessing that since this was recorded during the holidays it might be a bit of stress mixed with a hangover
Yeah probably, the streams always take a lot out of him too
or hes just having fun with his character..?
So to Summarize this game...
SPOILERS
Wakes up. Buys cheap meat.
Goes to Library. Finds Necronomicon.
-Duncan
Goes to Zoo. Jumps down into Lion Pen.
-Simon
Gives meat to Lion
Lion gets killed by Lewis's slaves.
-Duncan
Makes Friends with Lion.
-Lewis
Summons Chunthulu
-Simon
Tames Chunthulu. Goes on a adventure for treasure with Chunthulu.
You can pinpoint the moment when shit just got wrong.
김지웅 Does Chunthulu have massive thighs?
this game isn't so much a game as it is proof of Tom's legendary storytelling DM skill
that moment when Lewis just tears a page clean out of an expensive book for absolutely no good reason whatsoever and we love him for it anyway
For anyone who doesn't know already, there is a Games Night channel linked in the description, so if you like Games Night, there's loads of it there!
Thanks!
"Staring Lewis as Killgrave"
It would be great to see a larger group of them playing Werewolf.
Ashes Hunter they already have
WeaponizedLizardMen I know. I just meant a newer version with newer members and with better recording quality
It's strange: I watched this a couple of years back, and as I was watching it this time I realised that I was imagining the locations in the exact same way. Please please make another guys
Hey, they have the Necronomicon on the shelf... Cool!
What lewis did to it hurts :(
*****
He did something to it? Haven't finished watching the episode yet D:
Holy shit, he asked for the Necronomicon...!
He does worse....
howdoyou feel now
I remember absolutely DYING of laughter the first time I watched this years ago. Still hilarious.
He fucking tamed Cthulhu with a belt XD
Did Lewis actually destroy someone's book? What the hell?
Looks like it. Tom's anguished cry of "THAT'S ALEX'S BOOK!"
It's a bit of a prick move isn't it?
Ludic Gamer because he's the best rper in town
Once Alex hears of Lewis' accomplishment though, then maybe he will forgive him... I mean, Lewis did summon Cthulhu with the use of a Lovecraft book. I can't imagine any other book being better for the job.
Also, like Protokohl said, I'm sure he apologized profusely and bought him a replacement afterwards.
+geolegg736 That pun makes me want to kill myself!
Whenever I have a bad day I just rewatch this video. No matter how many times I watch, it still ends up brightening up my day and making me laugh.
I knew the van was gonna fly through, I was just waiting for it 😂. I can't stop laughing
Someone needs to animate the Kuthulu part that would be amazing
Noah Baker yeah they should also animate the c'thulu bit
And the cthulhu bit.
Lars Witt and the mini van bits XD
Lars Witt
Lovecraft himself had said that both versions are correct, because it is extremely hard to pronounce with our human vocal apparatus :)
same goes for several other spellings and pronunciations
Darude_Soondstrum "you have no idea what killed the lion"
when lewis becomes a chaos worshiper, getting blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne
Zoo ticket? £6.50 LOL. I went to the zoo in 2015 it cost me £30 per person.
We're not talking about one of those fancy city zoos. This is more like a Yorkshire zoo in the middle of no where.
Nivada Strikes in 1990
who let Lewis have a pre-session gin
Now I understand what they meant when they said Lewis took role-playing seriously.
Years later still hilarious :]
I loved it when you played this on the jingle jam live stream so I'm here again
18:53 The Jedi are going to feel this one
So if you don't bid anything until everyone else had bid all their coins, does that mean you can have like 10 rounds all to yourself at the end?
HORRIOR after 20 turns you prob have lost
No, afer your turn control must transfer to another player I beleive
That's something they did here but in the original rules you can actually do multiple turns after eachother but everyone should get one token back after the 10 minutes of boredom
Ah, that actually makes much more sense.
@@robertwalker9713 you can still bid even if it was your turn
Is Tom dressed as his GTA character?
OrionX700 His GTA character is dressed like him
Emir Couldn't be...
This video is one of the best the Yogscast has made, holy shit, up there with the "Why is the belt below his ass?!" episode of Tekkit, fucking amazing. I wish there was like an animation for this, it'd be so fucking good for this all to be put into an animated form, I also wish that they'd do more Everyone Is John, this was great, the conversation with Cthulu was absolutely fantastic and my god, I can't keep coming back for this man, every once in a while I just have an urge to rewatch and never do I lose interest.
This video was really, really fucking funny.
when simon brought the ancient languages out of the bag i completely lost my shit
"now what does cthulhu say to me?"
-simon, 2017
Simon going for a cross between Brian Blessed and David Attenborough.
TheSpacecraftX professor grizwold is every where these days
This reminds me of wine or cheese haha
I'm watching this year's later. I really hope they bought Alex a new book
Tom is just like "sure lewis do what you want"
Duncan's combover is majestic. 4:00
Man, I've always wanted them to play this game again, this was so fun and I honestly don't see why they haven't done another round.
I am now making a special visit to the flamingo lagoon on my very next visit to the zoo.
Also, it's very sad that summoning Cthulhu, taming him, and riding him off through an inter-dimensional portal and back, is more believable than an English policeman with a gun. LOL
I like how Gary turned into Dave
Haha, I didn't even realize this is from the livestreams til halfway through. I only saw the tail-end when it was live. Makes a bit more sense now, lol!
There's a theme park in England called Flamingo Land.
A Lion's tongue is so rough that is will peel of Human skin
ProfessorComms Sjinfacts.
Well this needs to be a regular thing. Anything RP for these lovelys is a always golden.
43:37 I appreciate toms use of 'cyclopean', a word I learned FROM LOVECRAFT.
This has gotta be one of the funniest, and most entertaining videos I've ever seen! I hope you guys play more of this!
You could say that John Dies At The End
GG
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This was actually really funny, wouldn't mind seeing more of it.
This is awesome, please do more of this!