Learning German at a German School

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
  • When I first moved to Germany I thought it would be a good idea to learn the language.. little did I know the class would be taught entirely in German. Here's a 'lil animation about my experience at the school 0:
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  • @Chipflake
    @Chipflake  Před 5 lety +11593

    Current number of "just say fester Freund/Kumpel/ein Freund von mir" comments: *284*
    EDIT (4 years later): i stopped counting these but theyre definitely in the thousands at this point LOL guys nobody talks like this 😭😭"kumpel"/"ein freund von mir" are definitely used but just "freund(in)" is still way more common, and legit NOBODY says "fester freund(in)" cause it sounds dumb as hell lmaooo (the most common replacement for boy/girlfriend i've heard is "partner") - either way none of this changes the fact that 99% of german speakers still frequently use the word "freund(in)" in both contexts and commenting telling one british guy to use a different word is probably not gonna change that they will continue to use it and continue to confuse non-native speakers and germans alike, any time soon :')

    • @ramenritual589
      @ramenritual589 Před 5 lety +77

      Chipflake I’m French

    • @ramenritual589
      @ramenritual589 Před 5 lety +92

      Chipflake oh and don’t blame you for not remembering French words, myself can’t remember some words

    • @Desoraena
      @Desoraena Před 5 lety +197

      Omg i love this. Please make more! I am also from Germany. :P

    • @travisweiser4336
      @travisweiser4336 Před 5 lety +139

      Yeah, I'm from Germany so....🙃

    • @Ares-un9do
      @Ares-un9do Před 5 lety +125

      Ich wollte es gerade sagen. Das mit dem "Fester Freund" und "Kumpel". Aber die Coolste Katze auf der Welt war schneller XD.
      I wanted to say that "Kumpel" and "Fester Freund" stuff. But the coolest/nicest/best cat at the World was faster XD.
      Sorry for Mistakes in my English. Im a German.
      See ya chip

  • @eier
    @eier Před 5 lety +8093

    You are real german when you have a Allwetterjacke
    Because man weiß ja nie

  • @kenziefhey-2268
    @kenziefhey-2268 Před 5 lety +782

    "What is a wohnst"
    I just can't- 😂

  • @pastmoon0118
    @pastmoon0118 Před rokem +26

    Its been 3 years.. and now we know why

    • @thatonecabridog
      @thatonecabridog Před rokem +7

      "Because I felt like it" was _technically_ the truth

    • @Sunrust
      @Sunrust Před rokem +1

      @@thatonecabridog true

  • @cirogarcia8958
    @cirogarcia8958 Před 3 lety +30

    Chip: I just remember the word "piscine" because its something that you piss in
    Everyone at the pool: o_0

  • @loka1905
    @loka1905 Před 3 lety +1798

    "Are you german?
    "See I so out?"
    "You hear you so on"
    "Yes I am really a German"

    • @carlsjr.74
      @carlsjr.74 Před 3 lety +71

      now you have dirt on the stick :D

    • @Notagity
      @Notagity Před 3 lety +33

      Oh Gott im Himmel ich habe eine Sünde begangen

    • @schmisi2600
      @schmisi2600 Před 3 lety +91

      i think you spider

    • @IndustrialParrot2816
      @IndustrialParrot2816 Před 3 lety +3

      my grandma is german

    • @Notagity
      @Notagity Před 3 lety +3

      Bowser junior's PSI productions alpha doesn’t that mean you’re part German?

  • @Modellflug4Life
    @Modellflug4Life Před 5 lety +10428

    "Oooohhhh you're german? Say something in German!"
    "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"
    "..."

    • @GrayShadowOfNight
      @GrayShadowOfNight Před 5 lety +950

      Trigger warnings for ppl with hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

    • @cesa9189
      @cesa9189 Před 5 lety +400

      Wie lange hast du dieses wort gesucht haha

    • @walteramsack4231
      @walteramsack4231 Před 5 lety +570

      Donaudampfschifffartsgesellschaftskapitänsmützen
      Das is wirklich ein Wort
      Dafuk

    • @dioxazineduality
      @dioxazineduality Před 5 lety +72

      Wie geht es dir?

    • @walteramsack4231
      @walteramsack4231 Před 5 lety +55

      @@dioxazineduality Mir gehts gut und Dir

  • @white_mage
    @white_mage Před 2 lety +9

    1:19 thats the first thing you learn no matter the laguange.

  • @lexiedark7890
    @lexiedark7890 Před 3 lety +103

    Огромное спасибо тому, кто делал русские субтитры, ведь благодаря этому человеку я могу смотреть любимого аниматора/блогера, без каких либо проблем
    (I guess...)

    • @user-xg4cm1jt2u
      @user-xg4cm1jt2u Před 2 lety +1

      +

    • @leshurlementsdelacave9563
      @leshurlementsdelacave9563 Před rokem +8

      sorry I don't speak gulag ';n;

    • @Kitten28778
      @Kitten28778 Před rokem +4

      Its russian

    • @pneusur
      @pneusur Před rokem +8

      @@leshurlementsdelacave9563 franchement c’est ultra rasciste

    • @user-dr1wd9cc1d
      @user-dr1wd9cc1d Před 11 měsíci +3

      Да, благодаря этому человеку, я могу смотреть этот определённо-не-фурри канал.

  • @owoskan
    @owoskan Před 4 lety +1299

    "Piscine because that is something that you piss in"
    As a french, this joke made me laugh

    • @Yuri-hl2nw
      @Yuri-hl2nw Před 4 lety +6

      J’avais compris.__.

    • @Yuri-hl2nw
      @Yuri-hl2nw Před 4 lety +2

      Maysou ta vue ;w; c surtout bien de pas se sentir seule française/français ;w; 👍🏻

    • @owoskan
      @owoskan Před 4 lety +2

      @@maysou2691 on est 66 milion de français et plus de francophones, donc ce que tu a dit est stupide

    • @Flower-gb8co
      @Flower-gb8co Před 4 lety

      Je n’aime pas la piscine -_-

    • @orenstep7997
      @orenstep7997 Před 4 lety +1

      Pareil

  • @dollarnote5131
    @dollarnote5131 Před 3 lety +3135

    You know you are German, when you open the window for "Frische Luft"

    • @luizak.7139
      @luizak.7139 Před 3 lety +104

      that comment hits different nowadays

    • @Nugg0y
      @Nugg0y Před 3 lety +74

      Yay i'm Deutsch

    • @dollarnote5131
      @dollarnote5131 Před 3 lety +15

      @@luizak.7139 yes totally

    • @person2347
      @person2347 Před 3 lety +29

      Because oxygen and cold beats the virus 🤪

    • @seedoubleyou3166
      @seedoubleyou3166 Před 3 lety +76

      You know you are German, when you open the window for "Stoßlüften"

  • @renab.7390
    @renab.7390 Před 2 lety +28

    This is so interesting! I wish you'd made more videos about your language learning experience.
    Btw I've always been annoyed that we don't have separate terms for boyfriend and girlfriend, it often makes conversations needlessly confusing. My friends and I have started calling boyfriend "Freund-Freund" as opposed to platonic friend (Freund).

  • @Pandorattocatto
    @Pandorattocatto Před rokem +40

    I'm from Ukraine and my native languages is Ukrainian and Russian. I moved to Poland year ago and first year at school was pretty hard. When I moved I already knew some basic and it helped. Now I moving to Canada. Wish luck everyone!

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT Před rokem +2

      Good luck in Canada!

    • @Pandorattocatto
      @Pandorattocatto Před rokem +2

      @@chaosXP3RT Thanks! ^^ now I'm in Canada and it's soo cool here!

  • @madeofmetal_
    @madeofmetal_ Před 4 lety +1616

    "What is a wohnst?"
    Dieser Satz ist legendär... xD

    • @gamer4live247
      @gamer4live247 Před 4 lety +12

      Sowas von mehr als das XD

    • @saphir07_24
      @saphir07_24 Před 4 lety +12

      Joa, bin gestorben als ich das gesehen hab!😅 Nichts für ungut, mir geht's in meinem Spanischkurs genauso, die Lehrerin spricht nur Spanisch mit uns. Weiß nicht wie ich bisher überhaupt die Gr6ndlagen verstanden hab

    • @itsmiiinjuu1661
      @itsmiiinjuu1661 Před 4 lety +1

      XD

    • @theawesomejean2983
      @theawesomejean2983 Před 4 lety +2

      Ja das war er

    • @mitzi5007
      @mitzi5007 Před 4 lety +1

      @@saphir07_24 Omg same xDDD

  • @mikeyproductions11
    @mikeyproductions11 Před 3 lety +839

    Her: “why would friend and boyfriend be the same in German, it’s so stupid.”
    English: *wind vs wind, read vs read, but vs butt, etc.*

    • @rebelli65
      @rebelli65 Před 3 lety +66

      National and rational rhyme but nation and ration don't. English has some of the dumbest inconsistencies

    • @mikeyproductions11
      @mikeyproductions11 Před 3 lety +22

      @@rebelli65 ikr. There's also tear vs tear.

    • @rebelli65
      @rebelli65 Před 3 lety +55

      @@mikeyproductions11 Read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, just like read and lead.

    • @mikeyproductions11
      @mikeyproductions11 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rebelli65 Wot?

    • @AliceStClair-lq3zp
      @AliceStClair-lq3zp Před 3 lety +6

      @@rebelli65 I understood that lmaoo

  • @BreadCrumb321
    @BreadCrumb321 Před 3 lety +9

    Now i'll remember the french word "picine" for the rest of my life XD

  • @oliverwagner4847
    @oliverwagner4847 Před 3 lety +19

    Hello! I live in Germany and I am also German (and that is why I only put this text into the translator). I am sorry 😐. I think it's really cool that some people who speak English dare to come to Germany. I mean...German is not so easy! Why is it called: ich gehe in „die“ Schule, but: ich bin in „der“ Schule? (I hope you could translate this part)In English you just say "the". I don't know why I wrote that...but...I wish you all a wonderful day 😌!

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 Před 3 lety +3

      American here, even when you translated this, it’s not bad English lol

  • @coyuwu9134
    @coyuwu9134 Před 5 lety +683

    "because I felt like it" -- Chipflake 2019

    • @ellie4668
      @ellie4668 Před 5 lety +3

      Suggested Arts 100 likes and no replies is rare

    • @iljasbergmann6681
      @iljasbergmann6681 Před 5 lety +4

      Because of DEUTSCHLAND!!!

    • @coyuwu9134
      @coyuwu9134 Před 5 lety +2

      What!?!? I'm astonished, but how was i noticed this much. Not even a day. Wow.

    • @spottedhyenaOwO
      @spottedhyenaOwO Před 5 lety

      Look who is here

    • @coyuwu9134
      @coyuwu9134 Před 5 lety

      Oh wow, last time i checked it had 150 likes. Im popular -ish

  • @ichdich2332
    @ichdich2332 Před 5 lety +1901

    Chipflake: *Mentions germany in a video*
    Every German on the planet: "I am German btw"

  • @KiboSarkyu
    @KiboSarkyu Před 2 lety +7

    I know it's been 2 years, but I would actually love to see more of this

  • @urlocalamityblightfangirl9249

    Yes yes yes!!!!! I would love to hear more of your experience 😊😊😊😊

  • @yuriyay8562
    @yuriyay8562 Před 5 lety +298

    "What is a wohnst?"
    -Chipflake

    • @bavarianmapper4566
      @bavarianmapper4566 Před 5 lety +5

      O O F
      Chip saying "what's a life?"

    • @VanumChan
      @VanumChan Před 5 lety +5

      You can translateword "wohnst" to "live". Wo wohnst du? = where do you live

    • @marvinradermacher5781
      @marvinradermacher5781 Před 5 lety +1

      @@VanumChan Er, Blockkat, weiß das wahrscheinlich...

  • @Huhn12345
    @Huhn12345 Před 4 lety +1017

    In Germany Teachers dont say: "You must learn that"
    In Germany they say :" Wenn ich dich in der Nacht um 3 Uhr wecke muss das wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen!" Which means : " if i wake you up at 3 am it must come like out of a pistol!"
    Edit: Danke für die vielen Likes♥️😙

    • @adrenaliner91
      @adrenaliner91 Před 4 lety +60

      Was eher dazu führt, dass man es erst recht nicht lernen kann... Ja... Deutsche Lehrer... Bescheuert von Beruf.

    • @irgendwer6150
      @irgendwer6150 Před 4 lety +37

      Uff... ich HASSE diesen Spruch (der definitiv NICHT zum lernen anregt 🙄😑)

    • @lukasbiwer1213
      @lukasbiwer1213 Před 4 lety +40

      Oder diese Lehrer: Ich weiß nicht ob du das KANNST aber du DARFST.

    • @saphir07_24
      @saphir07_24 Před 4 lety +18

      Creepfaktor bei Lehrern ist definitv hoch. Stellt euch vor die kommen echt mal nachts in euer Zimmer spaziert und wecken euch um Vokabeln abzufragen...

    • @lukasbiwer1213
      @lukasbiwer1213 Před 4 lety +6

      @@saphir07_24 kann mir echt vorstellen, dass manche lehrer unserer schule das abziehen würden so bekloppt wie die sind

  • @Kowal9833
    @Kowal9833 Před 3 lety +65

    1:48
    No, przyznawać się
    Kto też poczuł dumę z naszego narodu?

  • @kartoffelbrei8090
    @kartoffelbrei8090 Před 3 lety +4

    4:57 And this is why at a certain age when your classmates realized that, everytime you had a "Freund" as a boy you were gay. Fun times.

  • @CheemsTheCheeseDog
    @CheemsTheCheeseDog Před 4 lety +291

    In germany we don’t say:
    „Goodbye, I gotta go”
    We klatschen on the Oberschenkel and say „so”.
    beautiful.

    • @mariapeters4469
      @mariapeters4469 Před 4 lety +16

      You know that you are german when you able to say.. tscheisches Streichholz Schächtelchen 😉

    • @Blacksrceen
      @Blacksrceen Před 4 lety

      Wir klatsch an den Oberschenkel Hi im germany

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 Před 4 lety

      Maria Peters
      Schreiben ist eine Kunst

    • @geheimspionchase8658
      @geheimspionchase8658 Před 4 lety

      Is halt echt so 🤣🤣
      Its just the truth🤣🤣

    • @Manszel
      @Manszel Před 4 lety +1

      Country Boy sad but True 😂😂😂😂

  • @einclientmods6852
    @einclientmods6852 Před 4 lety +7053

    Deutsche wenn sie ein "Deutsch" im Titel sehen:
    ZUGRIFF!

  • @osoyamapark1844
    @osoyamapark1844 Před 3 lety +11

    "Learning a language with a different alphabet must be hard"
    Yes, as someone who lives in Russia I can say that it is difficult. There are 33 letters in the Russian alphabet and 26 in English. But in Russian there are only three tenses. How many of them there are in English, I even dread to think about.
    I don't even want to talk about learning Korean.

  • @rainewhispersfan9342
    @rainewhispersfan9342 Před 3 lety +7

    Me: I'm gonna try to learn Japanese because I have access to duolingo!
    Me, two weeks later: What do these letters even mean, I can only remember Sa, Ga, Ra, Chi, No, a couple other ones but I can't remember when I learned them.

    • @asyasaveralph6789
      @asyasaveralph6789 Před 2 lety

      Lol 😂 Im trying to learn it to but i remember most of them u just have to practice if u want to learn 😅😅

  • @finn.-4577
    @finn.-4577 Před 4 lety +2052

    German: umfahren ist das Gegenteil von umfahren :)

    • @commander3494
      @commander3494 Před 4 lety +41

      I mean you could say herumfahren and umfahren to difference them

    • @TS-ib9ll
      @TS-ib9ll Před 4 lety +3

      lol

    • @samarslaimani8891
      @samarslaimani8891 Před 4 lety +13

      Mein Kopf 🤯

    • @saucevibe8163
      @saucevibe8163 Před 3 lety +30

      Ich klau dir deine Felgen

    • @loka1905
      @loka1905 Před 3 lety +20

      @@commander3494 well, "Ich umfahre ein Hinderniss.", and "Ich fahre einen Menschen um." is pretty straight the opposite 😅

  • @mimimiilk6717
    @mimimiilk6717 Před 5 lety +3055

    "Das ist eine Freundin" a friend.
    "Das ist meine Freundin" Girlfriend.
    "Das ist eine Freundin von ihm" friend of him.
    "Das ist seine Freundin" his girlfriend.

    • @helloq5051
      @helloq5051 Před 5 lety +121

      Correct :) (I am also german) xD

    • @tysqii
      @tysqii Před 5 lety +102

      yeah, basically say that you own them :D bin btw auch deutsch

    • @deaththekid922
      @deaththekid922 Před 5 lety +28

      good thing the language isnt confusing
      im austrian and i always had a 4 in german , meanwhile , in english i had 1s and 2s
      i just never fully understood our grammar , what words to write with capital letters and i didnt understand das / dass until the father of a friend who is german teacher explained it with dialect ( for das you can say "des/deis" but for dass you cant ( idk how to write it in dialect tho )

    • @str.haysam
      @str.haysam Před 5 lety +11

      Wollte das auch gerade schreiben omg und lol wie viele hier deutsch schreiben

    • @kingkill6601
      @kingkill6601 Před 5 lety +5

      Alles richtig

  • @hottosid
    @hottosid Před 3 lety +4

    Taking German right now lol,
    Instantly recognized the question in the thumbnail
    nice video, accurate to what my German class is like

  • @frangalo5381
    @frangalo5381 Před 2 lety

    OMG i loved that art chipflake ! So cute ! I loved anime chipflake

  • @3ver676
    @3ver676 Před 5 lety +354

    On this reason I most using the word "Kumpel" instead of the word "Freund" for a simple friend of mine.

    • @Mikuwuu
      @Mikuwuu Před 5 lety +2

      Same goes for me.

    • @yukanami5225
      @yukanami5225 Před 5 lety +1

      Saaame

    • @kirb4089
      @kirb4089 Před 5 lety +4

      Kumpel - buddy / bud

    • @yeetus4986
      @yeetus4986 Před 5 lety +7

      I mostly say "ein freund" for friend and "freund/in" for gf/bf 😂

    • @itiscrazey
      @itiscrazey Před 5 lety +6

      Or if you can say
      Girlfriend / Boyfriend as
      Feste Freundin / Fester Freund

  • @timtrzepacz3452
    @timtrzepacz3452 Před 3 lety +5

    This was interesting and useful. I would like to hear more about your German integration class.

  • @hubbubins3485
    @hubbubins3485 Před 2 lety

    i love the artstyle in this one

  • @ju-cb5kq
    @ju-cb5kq Před 5 lety +962

    in germany we don’t use chili
    we use paprika edelsüß

  • @RosieUV
    @RosieUV Před 3 lety +401

    Person: Shes just a friend
    Other person who speaks german: YoU sUrE?

    • @SchwachsinnProduzent
      @SchwachsinnProduzent Před 3 lety +25

      @JayLeeBeanz That's why you usually just say a friend of mine (= ein(e) Freund(in) von mir) to make absolutely sure not to get misunderstood.

    • @justadumbkid8116
      @justadumbkid8116 Před 3 lety

      @@SchwachsinnProduzent but friends can always find a way to "get it wrong".
      Like they could just say: ,,Wait, you have more than one girlfriend/boyfriend?

  • @blairturberfield3719
    @blairturberfield3719 Před rokem

    why havent watched you for whole YEAR
    your content is AWESOME

  • @pilferedglory5341
    @pilferedglory5341 Před rokem

    I need to hear ALOT more about your time in this class

  • @alexthealigator4191
    @alexthealigator4191 Před 5 lety +282

    "Yo, where'd you live ?"
    "Uh, i dunno. WHY YOU ASKIN' ME ?"

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Před 5 lety +328

    "I know the alphabet, I can count to ten and I know some curse words in German, therefore I can skip basic German language class!"
    WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

    • @NetherThief
      @NetherThief Před 5 lety +7

      Proceeds to curse out teacher

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 Před 5 lety +1

      @Reichs Drogen Meister hol up

    • @food5989
      @food5989 Před 5 lety +1

      BAUM

    • @ketsura4086
      @ketsura4086 Před 5 lety +4

      @Deutscher Thanos Don't Beleidige andere People. That is not Höflich. I am very good in Denglisch

    • @DrRitterstein
      @DrRitterstein Před 5 lety +2

      Reichs Drogen Meister Über den Holocaust und den Judenhass macht man keine Witze.

  • @zephyrwolf6183
    @zephyrwolf6183 Před rokem

    Love ur retro game intro in this!

  • @theemmisaryfrombeyond2322
    @theemmisaryfrombeyond2322 Před 11 měsíci

    I would live to see/hear more German. I am working on learning the language.

  • @deagleoneone
    @deagleoneone Před 5 lety +1159

    In Germany we don't say "I don't know." We say "keine Ahnung, frag' wen anders."

    • @-Timur1214
      @-Timur1214 Před 5 lety +184

      Nein wir sagen "Hää?"

    • @einkatsumi
      @einkatsumi Před 5 lety +103

      @@-Timur1214 dachte wir sagen "halt mal die Fresse lan und frag den Penner da hinten!" XD

    • @xxreconlucaxx1536
      @xxreconlucaxx1536 Před 5 lety +9

      deagleoneone true😂

    • @deagleoneone
      @deagleoneone Před 5 lety +22

      @@einkatsumi das ist ja auch Assideutsch wie du es beschreibst xD

    • @decim7776
      @decim7776 Před 5 lety +33

      And if someone asks us something At work we say "Dafür bin ich nicht zuständig."

  • @zenit558
    @zenit558 Před 4 lety +2776

    Germans seeing a foreign video about something German: “Jahwohl Kameraden wir werden die Kommentarsektion dieser Bewegtbildproduktion unter unsere Herrschaft bringen!”

  • @icespirit7829
    @icespirit7829 Před 7 měsíci

    What an adorable style, I might just stay here :D

  • @ovoid_ovvie
    @ovoid_ovvie Před 3 lety +2

    "If you didn't now, you need the moneyz to live."
    That is my new favourite quote.

  • @lismunch9416
    @lismunch9416 Před 5 lety +1390

    Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache:
    Das Gegenteil von umfahren ist umfahren. Ich sah da jetzt mal nichts.

    • @tryrex6884
      @tryrex6884 Před 5 lety +66

      Wo du Recht hast hast du recht

    • @guyinaroom7771
      @guyinaroom7771 Před 5 lety +70

      Es ist so lustig wie Deutsche schlechter Deutsch sprechen als alle die es als Fremdsprache lernen mussten😂

    • @dererzfeind3959
      @dererzfeind3959 Před 5 lety +81

      Das Beste Wort ist sowieso "Doppelhaushälfte"😂

    • @lismunch9416
      @lismunch9416 Před 5 lety +9

      @@dererzfeind3959 shit jetzt hab ich's auch gecheckt

    • @lismunch9416
      @lismunch9416 Před 5 lety +39

      @@guyinaroom7771 ich komm ja von der schwäbischen Alb und da gibt es sowas ähnliches: fahr mal langsam bissle schneller. Das hat schon viele verwirrt.
      Und die Urzeiten sind so kompliziert bei uns.

  • @goldfish6525
    @goldfish6525 Před 5 lety +569

    Chip: "The German language is so dumb sometimes."
    English spelling: "Is that a challenge?"

    • @nesyboi9421
      @nesyboi9421 Před 5 lety +23

      despite speaking english my whole life, I have to agree :|

    • @riesenfliegefly7139
      @riesenfliegefly7139 Před 5 lety +18

      German and english are both not perfect. Me as a german would say that both languages have their own advantages.

    • @Jo-ny9ne
      @Jo-ny9ne Před 5 lety +31

      @@riesenfliegefly7139 wenn fliegen keine flügel hätten würden sie dann laufen heißen? :D

    • @miriamtrauernicht3978
      @miriamtrauernicht3978 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Jo-ny9ne der war so schlecht das ich schon wieder lachen musste xD

    • @riesenfliegefly7139
      @riesenfliegefly7139 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Jo-ny9ne wäre ein Jo Jo ohne Jo ein Jo ?

  • @whatthecorn
    @whatthecorn Před rokem

    You posted this on my BIRTHDAY 😅

  • @AverageEveFan
    @AverageEveFan Před 8 měsíci

    I noticed a Sneasel plush in the background, that information makes me happy

  • @Cyber_One
    @Cyber_One Před 5 lety +718

    When you hear english people clearly speaking english and suddenly they speak german:
    Impossible

    • @maximilianhaller4428
      @maximilianhaller4428 Před 5 lety +12

      Kwick Hanz! Get ze MG34 bikaus ze otters are harassing auer pronaunziation!!!
      (The reason why Germans should learn propper English form English people ;P)

    • @Shade123
      @Shade123 Před 5 lety +1

      *FBI OPENS THE DOOR* THAT'S ILLEGAL

    • @lilithangxl
      @lilithangxl Před 5 lety +4

      @@maximilianhaller4428 I speak German but have a pretty English accent (I think so and my friends and my teacher that is brutally honest with that)

    • @adriannaoosahwe5553
      @adriannaoosahwe5553 Před 5 lety

      Speech 100

    • @icelchmocha6377
      @icelchmocha6377 Před 5 lety

      Its a bit possible

  • @steinmaniac7920
    @steinmaniac7920 Před 5 lety +437

    Umfahren = evading something by driving around it
    Umfahren = driving over something
    May god have mercy with everyone who ever tries to learn German.

    • @Rocky712_
      @Rocky712_ Před 5 lety +22

      depends on context

    • @electricz3045
      @electricz3045 Před 5 lety +1

      Überfahren = driving over Something

    • @logitfau252
      @logitfau252 Před 5 lety +13

      ​@@electricz3045 umfahren und überfahren are synonyms.

    • @electricz3045
      @electricz3045 Před 5 lety

      @@logitfau252 okey bist du auch deutscher?

    • @D0MiN0ChAn
      @D0MiN0ChAn Před 5 lety +1

      @́MrDislike Neumann Mostly pronounciation, I'd say.

  • @binedstudios
    @binedstudios Před rokem +5

    this aged well you avoided shit by moving

  • @spo0kupt
    @spo0kupt Před rokem

    Hearing chip's old voice just gives me nostalgia now.

  • @Kkbbnay
    @Kkbbnay Před 4 lety +377

    There's a huge difference between "ein Freund" and "mein Freund" 😂

    • @katalantra
      @katalantra Před 4 lety +26

      there is also a huge difference between "eine Freundin" and "meine Freundin"

    • @holo6883
      @holo6883 Před 4 lety +2

      @@katalantra But people keep pestering you when you have a friend who's the opposite sex

    • @minzekatze
      @minzekatze Před 4 lety +1

      @@holo6883 literally no one...

    • @toshinouu3306
      @toshinouu3306 Před 4 lety +1

      Holo i dont think you understand lol

    • @Ren-Rwem-Ren
      @Ren-Rwem-Ren Před 4 lety

      Mien kampf

  • @steveh4437
    @steveh4437 Před 5 lety +184

    Me:I'm not dating her I'm just "friends"
    German peeps: ohhhhh drama

    • @ClockMaster2013
      @ClockMaster2013 Před 5 lety +8

      Yes, we germans still come into arguments about whether a girl is a normal friend or a girlfriend, it is really annoying sometimes, because we literally IMMEDIATLY think it is an actual boy-/girlfriend!

  • @OfficialRepublicofTheria

    Ha! Love your videos.

  • @robfriedrich2822
    @robfriedrich2822 Před 8 měsíci

    Informations about moneys are the bestest you can get.

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 Před 3 lety +645

    Parents: Why are you leaving for another country son?
    Chipflake: Because I feel like it.

  • @laap3ace360
    @laap3ace360 Před 4 lety +736

    *video is about something german*
    germans: hippidy hoppedy this comment section is now my property

  • @qaxiumite9193
    @qaxiumite9193 Před 3 lety +2

    "If you didn't know, you need the monees to live"
    noted.

  • @Foxy124_floofboy
    @Foxy124_floofboy Před 3 lety

    I love your videos

  • @TJToons
    @TJToons Před 5 lety +120

    Your naming skills are out of this world lol

  • @dazais.cums0ck
    @dazais.cums0ck Před 5 lety +466

    😂wie einfach immer an der Tafel stand : essen
    Gegessen😂

  • @phni1018
    @phni1018 Před 7 měsíci

    Everything needs time, be patient, because
    ✨patience is virtue✨

  • @itskaiks3469
    @itskaiks3469 Před 2 lety

    “Piscine, is something that you piscine” -the best sentence ever

  • @tomekdz4834
    @tomekdz4834 Před 5 lety +465

    Me: talks in Polish
    Random English or American person: iS iT gErMaN?!

    • @schinilptv
      @schinilptv Před 5 lety +19

      Ich mag Tee.

    • @syphox6685
      @syphox6685 Před 5 lety +3

      OOF

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 Před 5 lety +5

      Its nazispeach

    • @tomekdz4834
      @tomekdz4834 Před 5 lety +21

      @@timo4463 Nein. Polish is Slavic language which makes it sound just like German, Czech or Slovak. Although, it's independent and way more difficult which makes it the third most difficult language in the world, after Chinese and Japanese

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 Před 5 lety +3

      @@tomekdz4834 ...

  • @mnlq4
    @mnlq4 Před 5 lety +553

    No one:
    Absolutely no one
    Everyone in my class:SCHEIßE

  • @notdog6642
    @notdog6642 Před rokem +1

    "Northern rockhopper penguin"
    I dont know if its my current obsession with club penguin but i think that's a reference.

  • @mallowanimationsyt4646

    As someone who literally had to learn danish in a danish school, I can really, really relate to this.

  • @justabug1545
    @justabug1545 Před 5 lety +598

    Is this irony to watch (as a german) a english youtuber talking about german stuff

    • @melondasher
      @melondasher Před 5 lety +13

      Not really..

    • @Gabriel_Taler
      @Gabriel_Taler Před 5 lety +15

      ne ist halt interessant wie andere uns sehen ^^

    • @clowncalamari576
      @clowncalamari576 Před 5 lety

      Same dude.

    • @shisu7372
      @shisu7372 Před 5 lety +2

      Vergiss nicht Beste Freundin: best friend.
      Ist in dem fall so ziemlich nie ein Partner (Girlfriend)

    • @azarath886
      @azarath886 Před 5 lety

      I do it all the time😅

  • @rina.likes.plants
    @rina.likes.plants Před 3 lety +277

    This moment when you’re German and just watch it....cuz why not...?

  • @hvnsl
    @hvnsl Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for giving me nightmares 😃
    (I'm gonna start getting German lessons at high school. Atleast I have two cousins and their parents who can teach me more)

  • @kata-gluglu1143
    @kata-gluglu1143 Před 3 lety +2

    me encantan tus videos y como dibujas y supongo que no enteras lo que digo pues es español xd pero como sea lo haces genial espero que llegues lejos :D

  • @hitheavy8976
    @hitheavy8976 Před 3 lety +728

    "learning a language with a diferrent alphabet must be hard"
    *cries in japanese*

    • @vicenzomarsal3012
      @vicenzomarsal3012 Před 3 lety +35

      Me who knows english and italian and wants to learn japanese:

    • @jamesng3652
      @jamesng3652 Před 3 lety +29

      and then there's kanji.

    • @bananaman9712
      @bananaman9712 Před 3 lety +22

      *cries harder in hindi*

    • @sillyT_T
      @sillyT_T Před 3 lety +11

      *cries in doesn’t know Japanese but people crying makes me cry*

    • @bucketsareunderrated7258
      @bucketsareunderrated7258 Před 3 lety +10

      吸う ハハハ これは、あなたがあなたの日本語をしないときに起こることです

  • @nele9881
    @nele9881 Před 3 lety +1569

    German im Titel
    Deutsche: EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH

    • @peterg.8941
      @peterg.8941 Před 3 lety +36

      Wenigsten einer, der die Adaption richtig hat. 😉

    • @pessimisticwizard2968
      @pessimisticwizard2968 Před 3 lety +9

      Angelsächsisch ist doof

    • @pessimisticwizard2968
      @pessimisticwizard2968 Před 3 lety +19

      Dieser Kommentarbereich ist jetzt Eigentum der BRD

    • @peterg.8941
      @peterg.8941 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pessimisticwizard2968 genau, alles Bundeseigentum. Da hat das Reich Pech gehabt 😉.

    • @pitcool9009
      @pitcool9009 Před 3 lety +5

      Ich muss mir den Spruch Merken😂
      Der ist so krass!

  • @williamsamuel4152
    @williamsamuel4152 Před 3 lety

    spot tailed Wood quail
    SOUND'S like an roast

  • @thegoldenmask2051
    @thegoldenmask2051 Před 2 lety

    This is relatable as I go to a German school

  • @KoraktorXV
    @KoraktorXV Před 4 lety +579

    You know German when you know that "das Selbe" (the same) und "das gleiche" (the same) aren't the same ^^

    • @TurtMusic
      @TurtMusic Před 4 lety +29

      Except it's not "das Selbe" but "dasselbe".

    • @KoraktorXV
      @KoraktorXV Před 4 lety +15

      @@TurtMusic yea theoretically "dasselbe" exists (as a old version) in the Ger. language, but everybody uses "das selbe". According to the Duden "dasselbe" only exists as the variation "dasselbige" "dieselbige" and "derselbige". I have seen your variation but im pretty sure my teacher would have marked this as an Error.

    • @TurtMusic
      @TurtMusic Před 4 lety +7

      @@KoraktorXV No research even slightly proves your point. Why ever your teacher would have marked this as error, "dasselbe" is the ONLY correct form, since in "das gleiche", "gleich" is its own adjective, while in "dasselbe", "selb" doesn't exist on its own. And not only the Duden says so.

    • @KoraktorXV
      @KoraktorXV Před 4 lety +5

      @@TurtMusic **lächeln** **nicken** wenn du meinst ^^

    • @crisis3739
      @crisis3739 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TurtMusic selber🤔 selbst🤔🤔🤔 hmmmm🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 o boi

  • @drained4753
    @drained4753 Před 4 lety +2329

    In Germany we don't say: "You're a good Guy."
    We say: "Ehrenmann"

  • @dustinkingsbury5554
    @dustinkingsbury5554 Před 9 měsíci

    I love your German videos

  • @Mmichaelxz
    @Mmichaelxz Před 2 lety

    Sagal was auf deutsch😂
    Oder komplettes Video 😄
    Immer wieder cool danke

  • @HatOddity
    @HatOddity Před 5 lety +947

    Chip: I should learn Germany
    Me: don’t you mean German?
    Chip: ...
    Chip: let’s continue!

  • @nexushardcore
    @nexushardcore Před 4 lety +1953

    „German“ in the title.
    Germans: Diese Kommentarsektion unterliegt nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

    • @rani6610
      @rani6610 Před 4 lety +8

      NEIN

    • @TS-ib9ll
      @TS-ib9ll Před 4 lety +12

      Jaja

    • @Meowzofficial
      @Meowzofficial Před 3 lety +23

      Bad joke dude!"Wir" sind keine nazis mehr!

    • @TS-ib9ll
      @TS-ib9ll Před 3 lety +34

      @@Meowzofficial Wir waren nie Nazis. Der "Führer" war einer, und daher hatten die Meisten keine Wahl. Klar, Rassismus gibt und gab es in jedem Land, nicht anders als Rassismus in Deutschland. Aber wenn ein Präsident ein Wahnsinniger ist, der nicht nur harter Rassist war sondern auch noch Polen etc. erobern wollte, dann ist es doch kein Wunder, was aus unserem Volk geworden ist.

    • @Meowzofficial
      @Meowzofficial Před 3 lety +8

      @@TS-ib9ll Hast recht :)Habe ich nun behoben:)

  • @user-fd4dq2bb6h
    @user-fd4dq2bb6h Před 5 měsíci

    moved to Germany almost two years ago because of the war in my homecountry Ukraine. this video kinda helped feel a bit easier about other people kinda struggling with the videos! thanks :)
    p.s. your cat videos are amazing i am in love. i miss my furbaby so much and the videos have brought me so much joy :>

  • @mistermartiallemagnifique5398

    "Piscine because it's à place where you piss in" incroyable

  • @pridedoggo
    @pridedoggo Před 5 lety +472

    I'm from Germany and I know your struggle with Freund / friend and Freund / boyfriend. It's so weird sometimes 😅

    • @pred1312
      @pred1312 Před 5 lety +24

      I tried to explain that to my american boyfriend, we both ended up confused :'D

    • @maciiiiiiiiiii
      @maciiiiiiiiiii Před 5 lety +39

      @@pred1312 it is weird indeed. we often only know the difference between a friend (freund) and boy/girlfriend (freund=male/freundin=female) on how you use the words in a sentense. :D for example if you would say in german:
      MEIN Freund/MEINE FREUNDIN....
      you would mean MY boy/girlfriend.
      if you say: EIN Freund/EINE Freundin...
      you would mean A Friend of mine. not always, but most of the time this can help you decide if someone means a relationship partner or just a friend. keep in mind that if someone male says: MEIN FREUND he will probably mean a friend of his unless he's gay....then he could mean his boyfriend as well😄
      i am hoping this makes more sense to you ^^

    • @KeiraKarton
      @KeiraKarton Před 5 lety +20

      @@maciiiiiiiiiii Yeah or we say "fester Freund" for boyfriend. But it is a little bit weird to say that I think xD

    • @pred1312
      @pred1312 Před 5 lety +7

      That's why i switched to using 'partner' in german and now I'm so used to it I use it in both languages.

    • @lordben3787
      @lordben3787 Před 5 lety +8

      Das schlimmste ist wenn die Eltern denken mann hat ne neue Freundin

  • @prsnat0mixxtireyx129
    @prsnat0mixxtireyx129 Před 5 lety +435

    If you are german, you have to clap on your thigh while saying "So!" If you have to go

  • @Alex-A10WH
    @Alex-A10WH Před 2 lety

    "piscine" well ok i wasn't expecting that

  • @crispycornflakes7850
    @crispycornflakes7850 Před rokem

    "the only word I remember is piscine because it's something that you piss in" I have french class and I need to remember that.

  • @vxnibxnny7621
    @vxnibxnny7621 Před 3 lety +488

    Omg yes! Im german and it makes so mad when I say "Mein Freund" and everyone thinks of Boyfriend!

    • @your_local_1di0t
      @your_local_1di0t Před 3 lety +14

      Mir geht es genauso

    • @fbf2565
      @fbf2565 Před 3 lety +6

      Ja

    • @mmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmm
      @mmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmm Před 3 lety +1

      mich pelzig

    • @jolina_3804
      @jolina_3804 Před 3 lety +8

      One time in class I said:” my brothers friend*” and one of my classmates said:”Is your brother gay? I don’t have anything against gay people but..”
      *Der Freund (Edit: he‘s not gay)

    • @bababubatz8351
      @bababubatz8351 Před 3 lety +18

      Thats why we say "ein freund" instead of "mein freund" to eliminate any confusion

  • @DerEchteKalldock
    @DerEchteKalldock Před 4 lety +786

    In germany we say: Deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache.
    That means: German language difficult language.

  • @GachaBlox77
    @GachaBlox77 Před 7 měsíci +1

    In Germany we dont say:
    "Oh its cold, I'll get my Jacket"
    We say:
    " ✨Arschkalt ✨"

  • @opheliasrandomvideos9455
    @opheliasrandomvideos9455 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I got an ad for learning german

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 Před 5 lety +384

    Chip: *takes German course *
    Germany: *You done gone screwed up, youngblood!*

    • @manuelr.7461
      @manuelr.7461 Před 5 lety +3

      *_Muhahahahs No 69 👍 for u ! ! !_*

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 Před 5 lety +4

      @@manuelr.7461 **Roblox death sound intensifies**

    • @manuelr.7461
      @manuelr.7461 Před 5 lety +2

      @@steele_heart77
      **„Minecraft Steve“ death sound intensifies even more...**

    • @lordben3787
      @lordben3787 Před 5 lety +3

      Ich bin deutsch

    • @manuelr.7461
      @manuelr.7461 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lordben3787 Ich auch 😁

  • @Mantella4606
    @Mantella4606 Před 5 lety +125

    Everyone: **speaking German in the comments**
    Me, with my duolingo teachings: Brot und Wasser

    • @violanettling2117
      @violanettling2117 Před 5 lety +11

      The 'everyone's are mostly native speakers I think. My native language is German too. Theoretically I can write a German comment here, but I don't see why. English is more spoken. So I try to write in english.

    • @prinxietyshipper4383
      @prinxietyshipper4383 Před 5 lety +1

      Poor dude.😅

    • @dragon_gamer9863
      @dragon_gamer9863 Před 5 lety

      English is my native language, spanish is what most my family speaks though, while i try to learn german on duolingo .... I want to reply in german but my knowledge of german and how to write it correctly and have it make sense is not good

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay Před 5 lety +2

      I feel you

    • @Snomrade
      @Snomrade Před 5 lety +1

      English probably makes less sense
      And I speak it fluently

  • @marleygoesgaming6384
    @marleygoesgaming6384 Před 3 lety

    Yes. I want to know MORE

  • @goatoftsushima5856
    @goatoftsushima5856 Před 2 lety

    Its just fricking funny to see that as a german🤣