Hold monsters Major-General The Pirates of Penzance (Subtitles)
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speed at 1.5
you'll thank me..
Thank you :D
skypjuh I was not disappointed!! :D
Bah. Speed at 1.5 is for mere amateurs. Set the speed at 2.
speed? Oh right, Chrome only
skypjuh was on firefox when I first watched this :P then went to chrome.
I'd not mind chrome if not for the insane amount of spying it does.
But I ultimately use every browser (mostly to test crap).
Fun fact!
The character who sings this song is a parody of General Sir Garnet Wolesley, who had the honor of seeing this song performed on stage... and loved it so much that he learned the song off by heart.
Interesting. 😎
What year?
@@alm2187 1879, and interestingly that’s who the first actor had in mind and that came across but it's actually based on the authors wife's uncle , general Henry Turner
Wrong.
Being in the military I only wish generals were as entertaining as this.
Amen
Amen
being in the post-USSR military. Can confirm: the military education is precisely what it looks like here :) My God, this song is about a century old, and it is never gets retired
Do consider the classic HMS Pinafore, where every fucking song is about this shit.
Like When I Was A Lad.
bigoldinosaur agree!!!!!
I cracked up on "It's the same as the Pirate King tune" XD
Breaking the fourth wall and lampshading it XD
Hello fellow Troper
Ive never watched the film but ive watched this part of it so what is this film about
David Bowie JR the pirates of Penzance it’s literally that simple
@@davidbowiejr1218 Its a comedy. The main character is indentured to a group of emotional pirates until his 20th birthday. These pirates refuse to steal from orphans. Word about this gets out and now everyone lies to the pirates and tells them that they are orphans. Anyway main characters 20th comes around and he goes off on his own to atone for being a pirate. He runs across a group of women (the major generals daughters) and attempts to woo them. Only one of them actually like him. Now the pirates show up and want to take the rest of the daughters. Their father, the general, shows up to save his daughters from the pirates and lies to them saying he's an orphan. The pirates leave them alone. While sulking in their lair, the pirate king discovers that the main character was born on leap day. Since leap day only happens every four years, he has only actually had 5 birthdays instead of 20. The pirate king goes back to claim the main character. The main character, now a pirate again, feels guilty because he knows the general is not an orphan, but does not want to give away his new girl's father to the pirates. Out of a sense of duty he eventually tells the pirates. The pirates then try to get revenge and attack the daughters and generals. A huge finale with song and dance happens. Turns out the pirates are all ex-nobles who have gone astray. The general promises all his daughters to the pirates if they promise to go back to legislative duties and give up piracy. The end. Everyone's happy. I know this answer is super late and super long but I hope it is suffice.
@@jojolerner113 It is a very timely and concisely written summary,
Of all the daft shenanigans and glorious dee-dummery;
The prancing and the dancing and the arias so sung afore,
An erudite example of the perfect precis who-wherefore.
It's a good summary :)
This would be a great superpower, to have so much style that you can tell somebody that you have no idea how to win against them and yet they still respect you enough to cheer you on.
when people say Eminem is a rap god, i point them to this guy.
Lol yeah
shaun morgan 3:16. You're welcome
Kids today just don't appreciate cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse like they used to.
Jonathan Rockway well at least we can take solace that a few millennia later Pythagoras and his secret math is now glorified and used in art. Pythagoras would be honored for his discoveries he thought to be the core of nature to be treated as art in the future.
shaun morgan I guarantee you that rap has its roots in patter songs.
If only Robin Williams ever did this
+DracoRogue1218 That would be incredible
+DracoRogue1218 He would have owned this role! Alas.
It would be hilarious
+DracoRogue1218 Exactly what I thought, he would have killed this
That would have been amazing and he could have done it too
It doesn't matter to me who is singing the part, I am absolutely floored at the verbal skills needed to carry it off. Bravo, bravo. All hail Gilbert and Sullivan.
Ben Turloch Well, and you need to be able to sing fairly fast. Not everyone is good at it, even if they do know the words.
Ben Turloch Hey, I'm not saying it's an excuse, just that it requires practice. And most people don't tend to really train fast talking or singing unless it's for a possible job or as a hobby - and a lot of people aren't really interested in that. Though once you get used to it, you're absolutely right, the hard part is over, outside of memorizing the lyrics. But that's an entirely different discussion :P
+gurka321 not just verbal skills but acting and playing the part and well!! at the same time awesome to behold such talent
Likewise.
Its hilarious how the pirate captain doesn’t know what’s going on and why everyone is so excited and singing so fast, but he’s loving every second of it lmao
*Everyone gangsta until an old man rhymes a phrase with Strategy*
I know the clip's supposed to be about the Major-General, but the woman's lines at the beginning gave me chills.
"Enough! He might sing another encore"
Don't threaten me with a good time, Pirate King
carmel pule'
They were writing a satire of Education, not promoting it. Just listen to the Lyrics of the whole song. Here is a "Modern" Major General, who knows many useless facts such as writing in cuneiform and the scientific names of microbes, while he barely knows more about tactics than a nun and his military knowledge is outdated by almost a century. Its mocking the fact that Major Generals are being more and more academic and scholarly and are hardly fit to command an army at all.
A.K.A: Me.
Ahhhh...a man who understands Gilbert & Sullivan!
Ay matey.
cacherman5 How long have you known G&S? I go back to 7th grade, and that was a long time ago.
I have a feeling that you are a lot older than I am; I believe it was since October 2013 (our musical this year was "Pirates of Penzance", and I, of course, was an pirate).
"It's the same as the 'Pirate King' tune!"
It's my life's goal to learn all the words and sing it without messing up lol
I had to do so for a school play...I struggled until I actually had to perform...that's when what I call 'Stage Magic' intervened and I got it perfectly. It was especially difficult because I had to include a verse that is not shown in this clip.
A worthy goal!
I’ve got the song memorized with the intention of doing a show of it for my sister’s birthday. Now I just need to find a video with the music and accompanying voices, but without the main vocals
You're hot!!
imsokewl27 Now that it’s said and done, I might even post the video of me singing this (in costume).
I'm pretty sure if you learn this song by heart and sing it just as fast, you are some type of superhuman
Even left out the hardest verse
+Jorge Ramirez how about the guy who wrote this
Yay I'm a superhuman!! :D
I did this musical and I was Samuel but the major general could sing it FASTER
Or a salarian.
Played this in the pit orchestra last night. Before we played the encore, I put down my instrument, folded my hands and prayed. The brass players were practically triple tonguing and I swear the string players had their fingers tied up in cute little bows on the fingerboards and that their bow hairs had skid marks, lol. I didn't think it was humanly possible to sing that fast. The guy playing the Major General ended three bars before we did. Was his mouth even opening and closing, I wonder? Ha.
Man i love the look on Klines face when i he realizes that the General stole his song. *Glares at his crew mates* Why are you so impressed!? "It's the same as the Pirate King tune!"
Did you see Fredric's facial expressions at the start - he looked like "omfg shes gonna sing him to death" xD i loved that too hahahaha
LOL, no i dont think i ever noticed this.
also when he gives him the better rhyme for "strategy" and the General makes up a word.
@@maddymud6683 It’s a real word, it was used in G&S’s time for a horse. Used as a command for a horse to turn right.
@@nicolasg8091 - quick Google finds “gee” being slang for horse but not finding the right turn thing
This was truly the role of George Rose's career. His story is one of the most tragic murder stories of the 80's.
Every time I try to sing this: "I am the very model of a modern major general, I study species turian, asari and - DAMN IT"
I am the very model of a modern major general ahmuhburghejnfjrhdbcyr mineral mhubhdnarthonhrbugpotenuse with the egss on top
Still happens to me.
"WHERE'S MY CHORUS!?"
STILL NO CHORUS!!!
+MachinaFailure4 "ALRIGHT, SING AND I WON'T KILL YOU!!! Those of you that are left, I mean..."
STILLL NO CHORUS !
"OKAY, SING AND I WON'T KILL YOU!... Those of you that are left, I mean."
I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time
Or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime
I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards
And perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards
One of the hardest songs in theatre.
loved this as a kid (thanks to my musical fanatic mother). playing through mass effect theres a character who starts singing this and literally laughed out loud-- big smile on my face all day.
Modern Major-General maybe. But do your Xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian as in the very model of a scientist salarian?
*awkward cough*
Freeman's mind?
Machacasaurio Mass Effect actually
“I should go.”
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment on this song.
I want to hear these "cheerful facts about the square of hypotenuse"
With the eggs on top!
The very reason I came here. This version, "Scientist Salarian", and "Cartoon Individual" have been competing for space inside my head for 3 weeks straight. Still not bored.
The West Wing introduced me to this song. Respect has to go to ANYONE that has to sing this. To remember the lyrics, the breath control, just anything - Oh and for this video - the subtitle writer!!
When you talk faster than the subtitles
George Rose. The absolute best Major General.
"it's the same as the pirate king tune!"
I literally screamed hah
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Rest in peace, Mordin Solus. May the krogan be strong again.
Jumanji's hunter has joined the group...
The person this character was based off of was actually a very smart General, but was indeed made fun of because he had much more formal education than pretty much any other general. Regardless, this is a great song.
Nathaniel Krigsman i think its sir garnet
Commakand1 Actually it was because he had never served on an actual ship, despite being the head of the Navy.
@@MtnNerd that was WH Smith who inspired the admiral in Pinafore
It's more of a general Diss at the navy for selling ranks to nobility.
The general here is basically bragging about having elementary level education, being able to tell water is wet and having no idea how to do his job( his knowledge of strategy being at the level of the beginning of the century while this play takes place at the end of the century)
In fact this man knows everything except how to be a modern major-general
I am the very model of a scientist salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian...
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
Just did Priority:Tuchanka, in the end he was singing that
New to the lore, is that mass effect?
stevenisminecraft yep, great stuff
*****
I'm Glad You Are There To Let Me Die
Nice
Co Optional Animated!
You know this song is kinda dated. I'm gonna add my own verse:
I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time,
or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime,
I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards,
and perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards.
I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too,
or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them out of the blue,
from SMGs to RPGs I carry quite an arsenal,
and skip around a war-zone like a subatomic particle.
every solider out here wants to kill me for my curiosity,
I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity,
in matters combat tactical and physics theoretical I am the very model of a modern major general.
that was awesome lol
Pretty good! A lot of modern performances do have extra verses added to some of these songs.
Gotta love Ross Scott.
Freeman's Mind is the best.
The Eleventh Wheatley Finally someone else noticed where that's from.
"Enough, he might do another encore!"
This song has been going through my head for 3 weeks straight, and I'm still not bored of it! I haven't heard it for at least 8 years, but it's stuck in my brain. Absolute classic.
MUST... MEMORIZE...
"it's the same as the pirate king tune!"
I literally screamed hah
Now right here is the talent of the voice
Original rap god. Eminem ain't got nothing on Major-General!
150 years later, Eminem is all but forgotten. The Major-General, on the other hand... two words. Mordin Solus.
Jesse Holdren Modern Major Kangaroo (Animal Jam)
Jesse Holdren The MG is an OG.
Rap? Look up Falco for that
Among the best satirical songs ever performed.
put it at 2.0x
AC 計算機 AC Calculator bruh
Lol I can't even hear any word he is saying
@AC ????AC Calculator
I can't.
Rapping before it was cool.
Does that make make him a hipster?
thecardboardbox L i bet this dude votes republican cuz this nigga rural as fuck
I'm playing the major general in a school play and using this to practice
Hope it went well, I'm trying to learn it for my swim team's end of the year banquet
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian...
The xylophonist must need an arm amputation cuz it caught on fire from the force of it moving so quickly.
He knows a lot of things, but one thing he doesn't know is humility
Is he majorly general, or generally major? or maybe he is majorly general in his general majorness.
he's a modern major-general
i know he's modern, but is he majorly general, generally major, or majorly general in hi general majorness?
he's just a major-general, nothing more, nothing less
But is he a generally major major-general, or a majorly general major-general?
he's a modern major-general
Did the song at x1.5 speed. Man was it hard.
Or edited.
Then again you are "Dr. Derp" :^)
FreeCpRareAccounts1 Holy crap, I remember you from like a few years ago. Remember Masterphan12?
FreeCpRareAccounts1 No, He means he tried listening/Singing it at x1.5 speed. You can change the speed of videos with some browsers.
Michael Lask Can't say that I do.
Tb in 30 years
+Demitrium Sadly no. :(
Happily, yes :)
Is he cured now?
Pretty sure he had surgery at the end of Feb to remove it.
i swear i see you everywhere Preston
George Rose does a wonderful job here singing this! He deserved a mention here.
Rap God's ancestor.
they left out a verse in the song:
then I can write a washing bill in babelonic cuneiform ... etc,.
This is one of the funniest songs I`ve ever heard. Great job players and thanks for posting CrayfordDresden.
I've never watched opera... Until this movie.. I think it's the only opera I will watch... Except for that little bit in the fifth element that I fell in love with.. I grew up with musicals... They hold a special place in my heart
The pirates face after he said he knows more than a novice in a nunnery 😂
HE SANG TWO MINUTES WORTH OF WORDS TWICE AS FAST AND BACKWARDS IN FIFTY FIVE SECONDS!!!!!!!
Xylophone player [faints]
had to be there
one of the most terrifying moments in my life abject terror and inexpressible relief!!!
I watched all of these last year-- several times, in fact. But this one, and a few others weren't listed at the time.
I'm so glad I decided to play these again. I wouldn't have discovered all the ones I missed the last time.
I’ve watched this about fifty times in the last 48 hours. Help
"with some eggs on top" it missed that
Linda Ronstadt, the best and cutest Mabel. Seeing this production Live outdoors on a summer night in New York's Central Park was something special.
I can't read the text fast enough before it disappears and becomes another line of text... awesome!
_"AND HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR!"_
walks away to the sea and let everyone die to the pirates
Song starts at 1:05
I watch this and it kind of calms me down. It feels me with a joy that I didn't know was there. I don't why this is but it can only be a good thing.
I sing this to every batch of new recruits. Scares the hell out of them for some reason.
Major General got barz. :)
Looks like I am not the only one here from Mass Effect 2.
+Badass Elite i feel like I need to actually get around to playing ME2 now. XP
I don't know what happened there but in Mass Effect 3 Mordin alludes to it and I came here to find it lol
Badass Sangheili Animal Jam sent me
i wasnt expecting it at all when i played, and when mordin starts singing my jaw hit the floor!
TY for posting. Finally out on DVD
Commissariat in the rest of the world - Someone who organizes logistics / gets food for troops
USSR Commissar - A political officer that enforces loyalty and fosters "morale"
#HoldMonsters
I wasn't high and or drunk enough for this enough
I guess I should watch the whole play because this alone is a little odd and I didn't get it
Michael Drake that's the point >:)
lol
This is my favorite version, probably because he clearly pronounces everything yet is still damn fast.
(Mamelon = bumps on newly-erupted incisor tooth.
Ravelin = three sided structure outside of a fortress, used as first line of defense.)
*STOP it before he does another encore*
The whitest rap in history.
And the best.
haha
And still better than both Eminem, and at least 33 percent of rappers.
Herman Cillo By that you mean to suggest Eminem is in the bottom third of all famous rappers? That's a bold statement.
William Glen, I mean that I don't like Eminem, and I think he's overrated. Especially recently, given some of his awful raps in the past couple years.
I needed this today! A quiet smile in the middle of the COVID19 pandemic.
I've seen MANY Major-Generals over the years, and I still think this guy is by far the best!
Okay they are using too many hashtags in this song
It's just for those extra viral hits, ya know?
David Antonio Thanks Officer Obvious
Tom Conroy No, it's Major General Obvious.
cacherman5 No, it's modern Major-General Obvious.
Okay, this made my day!
Can anyone tell me which is faster?
The ending of this song
The guns and ships rap
The speed test from thoroughly modern millie
I'm seriously wondering.
how fast you arrived at what conclusion, good sir?
you arrived where instantly?
your politically correct what?
I can't do the end of this song but I can kill Guns and Ships easy, so it's definitely not that. I can't remember the Speed Test off the top of my head so I can't help there
I'd say this. But good thing I can kill both exactly to a point
This musical is so wacky and i am here for it.
Thank you very much.
There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...
So this is where The Animaniacs got "Cartoon Individual" I love it. TotalBiscuit sent me here.
My favorite version of The Pirates of Penzance.
I first watched this when I was a kid, with one of my grandmothers. This is a great nostalgia trip for me. :)
The Elements song :D
The only thing that disappoints me is that they skipped an entire part.
Oh my god, I saw this a few months ago and after searching for 6 hours I finally found and it was just as glorious as I remember!
Bravo. I'm out of breath, and I was just sitting down.
ROSS SCOTTS VERSION ROCKS!
I was hoping someone would reference Freeman's Mind XD
mehpersonguy0 Oh, how do you think I got here? XD
Skylar Harry
Hehehe same here. All hail the Freeman.
70 people don't like major-generals....
Yes, the king of patter-songs! Best version on CZcams!!
Можно бесконечно пересматривать.
Scientist Salarian