(I Am the Very Model of a) Scientist Salarian *FULL SONG* ft. Will Roland - The 8-Bit Big Band

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    Codex entry: Scientist Salarian, a parody of the Modern Major General song (humans Gilbert and Sullivan, 1879) was written in 2171 by famed Salarian lyricist and part time structural biologist Jokus Kirosa. The song was later featured as part of the 2183 inaugural gala celebrating humanity’s contributions to the galactic artistic community, where it was performed for the council alongside other classics like Francis Kitt’s All-Elcor Hamlet and Leonin Trebin’s musical comedy rendition of “Jaynestown”.
    So thrilled to finally bring the full version of this Mass Effect legendary dialogue easter egg to life! When I first played Mass Effect 2 and discovered the dialogue option of Mordin Solus talking about his time singing this Gilbert and Sullivan "Pirates of Penzance" classic I immediately took to the internet to see if there was a full version of the lyrics in existence. After a little googling I discovered an entry on fanfiction.com by the incredible writer by the user name AssaultSloth of a fantastic expansion of a full set of lyrics and KNEW I had to give musical life to his genius writing! So for all you fans who intersect the Mass Effect universe and the operettas of the great Gilbert and Sullivan like myself, this one is for you!! Hope you enjoy! You can read AssaultSloth's full FanFiction entry here:
    www.fanfiction.net/s/5753454/...
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    Blending together timeless musical themes from Nintendo, Sega, Sony, and more then re-arranging them in genres and styles of all musical inspirations, The 8-Bit Big Band has members from all around the world, but most reside primarily in New York City, and are some of the most highly sought after musicians and performers.
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    FULL CREDITS:
    The role of Mordin Solus is played by Will Roland
    Choir:
    Sopranos - Candice Corbin, Carrie Salmon
    Altos - Amy Button, Gracie Nash
    Tenors - Darrell Hunt, George Slotin
    Baritones - Keith White, Charlie Rosen
    Winds:
    Piccolo - Zac Zinger
    Flute - Andrew Gould
    Oboe - Steve Lyon
    Clarinet - Sam Dillon
    Bassoon - John DiSanto
    Trumpet 1 - Bryan Davis
    Trumpet 2 - Jay Webb
    Trumpet 3 - Nick Frenay
    Trumpet 4 - Danny Jonokuchi
    Trombone 1 - Jimmy O'Connell
    Trombone 2 - Javier Nero
    Trombone 3 - Mariel Bildsten
    Tuba - Reginald Champan III
    Piano - Jake Silverman
    Drums - Jared Schonig
    Strings:
    Violins - Lavinia Pavlish, Josh henderson, Tomoko Akaboshi, Maria Im, Meitar Forkosh, Daniel Constant, Francesca Dardani, Kevin Kuh, Eli Bishop
    Violas - Laura Sacks, Tia Allen, Sarah Haines, Midori Witkoski
    Celli - Susan Mandel, Sasha Ono, Jessica Wang
    Double Bass - Michael Olatuja
    Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan
    Lyrics by Tyler Larsen aka AssaultSloth
    Arranged/Produced by Charlie Rosen
    Engineered and Mixed by John Kilgore
    Mastered by Alan Silverman at Arf Mastering
    Shot and Edited by Halleloo Productions
    Animations by @JavaDoodles - / javadoodles
    Thumbnail art by @MikeKILLUZ
    #the8bitbigband #videogamemusic #masseffect
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  • @JavaDoodles
    @JavaDoodles Před rokem +2357

    Loved animating for this! The song is so good 😁😁😁 also really glad you released a month early! 🎉🎉🎉

    • @facilityhues
      @facilityhues Před rokem +14

      Congratulations man it looks super good!

    • @Shiftarus
      @Shiftarus Před rokem +9

      Good job! This was such a fun watch :D

    • @hurgcat
      @hurgcat Před 11 měsíci +8

      the drawings are all so cute!

    • @Lordjunon
      @Lordjunon Před 11 měsíci +7

      I love singing Wrex.

    • @ocarinaplaya
      @ocarinaplaya Před 11 měsíci +4

      I've checked out your channel. You have done better.

  • @thealphaginger3795
    @thealphaginger3795 Před rokem +4055

    Singing the fastest verse while playing a steamdeck is maybe the greatest power move I've ever seen.

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +1645

      He literally started a new save in ME2 on the subway to the recording studio and timed it so that it would be at the point where we meet Mordin on Omega for the first time when he arrived to sing

    • @aweso100
      @aweso100 Před rokem +398

      @@The8BitBigBand Now that's dedication to the craft. Both musical performance, and gaming!

    • @mindopolis6089
      @mindopolis6089 Před rokem +123

      I just noticed that he's been holding that in the entire video

    • @KaiWolf18
      @KaiWolf18 Před rokem +41

      @@The8BitBigBand Actual hero

    • @brandonnguyen6718
      @brandonnguyen6718 Před rokem +50

      @@mindopolis6089 Nah, he moves his hands and you can see them free a few times. It's always on his desk(Podium?) I'm sure though.

  • @noahyumuk4702
    @noahyumuk4702 Před 9 měsíci +811

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite orchestra on the Citadel!

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před 9 měsíci +99

      Now you get a discount on all our music

    • @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477
      @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477 Před 3 měsíci +15

      ​@@The8BitBigBandI don't know how to tell you this but, every store on the citadel has done the same thing.

  • @Cooler7328
    @Cooler7328 Před 10 měsíci +910

    R.I.P. Mordin
    You truly were the very model of a scientist salarian, but more importantly you were the very model of a good friend.

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před 10 měsíci +107

      🥲

    • @EnDianNeo
      @EnDianNeo Před 7 měsíci +98

      Had to be me - someone else would get it wrong.

    • @Matthias129
      @Matthias129 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Man, I've just finished my replay of 2, and I've been putting off starting 3 for exactly this.

    • @pvrhye
      @pvrhye Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@EnDianNeo that is the hardest line in any piece of fiction

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@EnDianNeo Hits me every time.

  • @Smithereens3
    @Smithereens3 Před 9 měsíci +869

    Can we talk about how Will straight-up embodies Mordin for this entire video? Not just with the voice, but his speech, inflection, and mannerisms. He keeps his hands in the three-finger configuration the entire time and does Mordin's little throat clear at the very end. Absolute brilliant attention to character.

    • @jon8741
      @jon8741 Před 8 měsíci +31

      I hadn't noticed the three finger thing! nice. Like a constant vulcan long live and prosper xD

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 Před 6 měsíci +54

      Had to be him.... someone else would have gotten it wrong

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Also the lil tangents where he argues with himself on what word works better.

    • @jonathanwolfe2692
      @jonathanwolfe2692 Před měsícem +9

      @@macrussell78 I mean that is more or less part of the original Gilbert and Sullivan Modern Major-General song. But He certainly made it his/Mordin's own by drawing it out more, and going into more detail with it.

  • @chrisperry6186
    @chrisperry6186 Před rokem +2039

    Just speechless. The iteration of Gilbert and Sullivan we didn't want, need, or deserve, and yet somehow...it still feels right.

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +261

      The question is if Arthur Sullivan had played ME would he do a renegade or paragon run

    • @generalnawaki
      @generalnawaki Před rokem +65

      @@The8BitBigBand Both, so that he could know what it was like to be both hero and villain and then make his judgment of the story.

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 Před rokem +34

      Speak for yourself. I definitely wanted and needed this.

    • @griffincrowley4587
      @griffincrowley4587 Před rokem +9

      i wanted it

    • @uuddlrlrbas9904
      @uuddlrlrbas9904 Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@darrienjones8917same, pretty sure I deserved it too.

  • @PatWeston
    @PatWeston Před rokem +1912

    Me: Yay this song is so much fun and from such a good game!
    "had to be me"
    Me: *curled up in a corner crying*

    • @catandrobbyflores
      @catandrobbyflores Před 11 měsíci +50

      I'm right there with you!😢

    • @NardoVogt
      @NardoVogt Před 11 měsíci +170

      Well, someone else might have gotten it wrong.

    • @danieljung785
      @danieljung785 Před 11 měsíci +16

      Salarian: Just dont cure the genophage, then he wouldn’t have to die

    • @InsaneNerdGeek
      @InsaneNerdGeek Před 11 měsíci +37

      can you just.... make some room in that corner? ; ;

    • @catandrobbyflores
      @catandrobbyflores Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@InsaneNerdGeek come on over!

  • @ThatSonOfAGlitch
    @ThatSonOfAGlitch Před rokem +1056

    You know, I NEVER in my life expected to hear an ENTIRE version of this when I played ME3 when it came out. What a time to be alive

    • @RenartRegal
      @RenartRegal Před 11 měsíci +90

      You can also absolutely imagine Mordin pausing mid-verse to openly brainstorm/improvise rhymes like this. Must have been one hell of a show.

    • @sithlordzach8418
      @sithlordzach8418 Před 11 měsíci +36

      @@RenartRegal I mean, the same thing happens in the original Modern Major General.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant Před 11 měsíci +28

      ​@@sithlordzach8418I oddly like the Salarian segue more lol he really grew on me from how he is at the start.. short lifespan though, no time for mistakes.

    • @AstroMagi
      @AstroMagi Před 9 měsíci +5

      The song is from ME2

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus Před 8 měsíci +10

      @@RenartRegalThe mid-verse brainstorming is the second best part of this (after the Torfan line, of course - I'm Commander Shepard and Torfan is my favorite war crime on the Citadel) because it shows Mordin didn't figure this all out before hand, he's just ad-libbing. This *masterpiece* that is, for him, in an alien language. That is the most Mordin shit ever.

  • @WizardScience
    @WizardScience Před 10 měsíci +128

    The fact that the lyrics came from a fanfiction is kind of amazing.

    • @Dickard667
      @Dickard667 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Do you know the title?

    • @megasocky
      @megasocky Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@Dickard667its linked in the description!

    • @Dickard667
      @Dickard667 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@megasocky oh I must have not noticed it but I did some reverse searching and found it. I loved it and it led me to some more gems.

  • @2dank2spank
    @2dank2spank Před 11 měsíci +432

    Referencing his final line "had to be me" is beautiful yet sad

  • @MrCrunchytime
    @MrCrunchytime Před 11 měsíci +113

    For some reason, I picture Mordin conducting experiments and research while casually singing this to himself, but changing the lyrics while staying in tune as a mental exercise. He probably has countless iterations of this same song in his head.
    Edit: Mental exercise, that was the term I was looking for when I first wrote this comment!

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před 11 měsíci +34

      Yeah he no doubt has written 100s of extra verses in my head canon version haha

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B Před rokem +628

    Ok, but seriously, someone needs to write a Mass Effect musical

  • @defenestrationgaming1894
    @defenestrationgaming1894 Před 11 měsíci +184

    Enthusiastically appreciative: This was a very good song.
    Respectful and honest: I especially love the parts where he thinks out loud in-character to come up with the next rhyme.

  • @tomdelongjohns
    @tomdelongjohns Před rokem +821

    there is no way this could have been better or more tailored to me. will roland really did mordin justice. had to be him. someone else might've gotten it wrong.

  • @razzlejazzled
    @razzlejazzled Před rokem +736

    In my school days I played in the pit orchestra for the school's production of Pirates of Penzance. Years later, while playing the Mass Effect games for the first time I found this reference to Gilbert and Sullivan in the game. I was so surprised I almost dropped my controller.
    Well done to all involved in this performance. Great work.

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +139

      That is basically the exact same experience I went through haha. Played Pirates when I was 16, then played ME2 last year and found the reference!

    • @TheWaitingFlame01
      @TheWaitingFlame01 Před rokem +21

      ​@@The8BitBigBand,
      For myself, and many others, it remains our favorite Gilbert & Sullivan number for all time. Thank you for sharing that fun with us here.

    • @Ian-np6zt
      @Ian-np6zt Před 11 měsíci +2

      Yes! I was rolling!!! None of my friends even know of Pirates of Penzance... Even my Mass Effect buddies..... nice to know someone has seen awesome plays!
      Really was hoping to see a Cat-like tread one too! Lol Maybe in the future.

    • @UmarWazir
      @UmarWazir Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@The8BitBigBand Was not musically educated, but that scene was a shock. A pleasant shock. I love that old guy.

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf Před 4 měsíci

      It's rare that a game can make my jaw literally drop, but that's what happened to me. Followed by loud LOUD laughing.

  • @athenabrown3117
    @athenabrown3117 Před 11 měsíci +174

    God, the singer in this does SUCH a spot on Mordin impression! It's incredible.

    • @ZGamingGuy
      @ZGamingGuy Před 10 měsíci +17

      Wait it isn't the actual VA? I was convinced that he was. Mannerisms and everything were flawless

    • @amahashadow
      @amahashadow Před 9 měsíci +30

      @@ZGamingGuy No, there was 2 VA for Mordin, Michael Beattie in ME2 and William Salyers in ME3, but yeah, Will Roland knocks it out of the park

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte Před 8 měsíci +10

      @@ZGamingGuy lol right? I had no idea it wasnt Mordin's VA either until I read a different comment

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 Před rokem +494

    Last time I heard this song, a man I knew and loved blew tf up saving the world. This performance does that man a great honor

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +68

      🥲

    • @DrEnzyme
      @DrEnzyme Před 11 měsíci +26

      I promised myself I wouldn't reload... But there's no reloading my heart.

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 Před 10 měsíci +24

      @@The8BitBigBandHad to be him. Someone else would’ve gotten it wrong.

  • @shannonolivas9524
    @shannonolivas9524 Před rokem +245

    This gentleman looks like the person I would indeed pick to play a scientist Salarian.

    • @Ultraman950
      @Ultraman950 Před 10 měsíci +39

      Of course. Choice was not difficult.
      Had to be him.
      Someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.

    • @cinderball1135
      @cinderball1135 Před 10 měsíci +26

      @@Ultraman950 Style of comment perfunctory, precise.
      Vocabulary expertly chosen.
      Yes, yes.
      However, now considering additional references to contribute to discussion without detracting from original premise.
      *sniffs in deeply*
      Problematic.

  • @NardoVogt
    @NardoVogt Před 11 měsíci +108

    It's incredible how deep the lore in this song goes. "I cut up more batarians than Torfan's famous butchering" refers to the battle of Torfan where the System Alliance anihilated the whole population of the pirate moon Torfan as retaliation of the Skylian Blitz.
    That's one of the backstories of creating shepard in ME1... and i have absolutly forgotten about this until hearing this line.

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před 11 měsíci +34

      I know right? the lyricist really went deep on this one

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Před 10 měsíci +29

      "I problem solve with tools and guns and even farm machinery" is an even deeper cut. "Problem solve" means kill here. Mordin makes a reference to killing someone with farming equipment in his loyalty mission, and in the Shadow Broker DLC we find out the details of that encounter and that it's where he got his facial scars.

    • @scottgoodrich5430
      @scottgoodrich5430 Před 10 měsíci +6

      I just savoring the double meaning of “cited.”

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus Před 8 měsíci +8

      >Torfan
      I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite war crime on the Citadel

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@Veladus Ah, but for it to be a warcrime, Batarians would have to count as people.

  • @ShadowAEJ
    @ShadowAEJ Před 10 měsíci +284

    Will Roland did such a good job singing in character of Mordin that I had to look up if he was one of the voice actors! He brought passion and levity to this I am so happy that this song was made a reality!

    • @thehobster
      @thehobster Před 9 měsíci +8

      My first thought: isn't that the guy from Billions? Was he in Mass Effect? So good.

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte Před 8 měsíci +20

      hold up, this *isnt* the guy who voiced Mordin? lol I had no idea, his impression is dead-on

    • @chandrakas
      @chandrakas Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@SpydersByteI know right? It’s bonkers good.

    • @captainr800
      @captainr800 Před 7 měsíci +1

      He sound just like Mordin O.O

  • @christianmartires729
    @christianmartires729 Před rokem +634

    This is what I needed! Finally, my boy Mordin getting noticed. RIP to the best Slarian in Mass Effect next to that Salarian who gave the "We hold the line" speach.

    • @kleingrrmpf
      @kleingrrmpf Před rokem +54

      Captain/Major Kirrahe

    • @AnchorJG
      @AnchorJG Před rokem +50

      @@kleingrrmpf Bit of a cloaca, though

    • @Mrrego01
      @Mrrego01 Před rokem +28

      Kirrahe is fucking badass, but Mordin will always be the GOAT

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant Před 11 měsíci +15

      ​Mordin made fun of that speech a little bit and I think it makes it more badass, that dude just always held the line lol

    • @uuddlrlrbas9904
      @uuddlrlrbas9904 Před 11 měsíci +16

      ​@@bustinarantlisten, when kirrahe was an adolescent on his salarian water polo team going for the nationals win his coach, a grizzled 39 year old ex-special forces sergeant gave that hold the line speech, and kirrahe has used it ever since. Don't disrespect that water polo captain.

  • @MadeByJoey
    @MadeByJoey Před rokem +253

    The breath control. The diction. The BEAUTY of you all!
    I am Cmdr McDaniel and this is my favorite song on the Citadel.

  • @gatekeeper7211
    @gatekeeper7211 Před rokem +130

    I'm glad you guys covered it, other bands would have gotten it wrong.

  • @Paul_G.
    @Paul_G. Před rokem +310

    Performances, arrangement and animations are all excellent, but my biggest round of applause goes to the lyricist, who clearly knows both their scientific terms and their Mass Effect lore. Kudos. 🙂

    • @reven199
      @reven199 Před 11 měsíci +57

      We all know mordin wrote it himself. Someone else might have gotten it wrong

    • @ferrous719
      @ferrous719 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Right? Nerds are the best. And this coming 2023! What a time to be alive

    • @lopiditty
      @lopiditty Před 11 měsíci +17

      The lyrics actually came from a fanfiction! It’s in the description, give it some love :D

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus Před 8 měsíci +7

      "I've cut up more batarians than Torfan's famous butchering" I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite war crime on the Citadel

  • @mranderson718
    @mranderson718 Před 9 měsíci +20

    “My work’s more highly cited than a Krogan on Presidium” is a great line.

  • @HaddaClu
    @HaddaClu Před rokem +195

    11 years 3 months... since this Scientist Salarian left us to save to the Krogans while singing this song. Thanks 8-Bit Band for reminding me I'm due for another replay of the series so I can spend time with our Normandy family - including our Salarian Scientist grandpa.

  • @YouTubeGetsWorseAndWorse
    @YouTubeGetsWorseAndWorse Před rokem +97

    Of all the songs they could have adapted, they chose THIS?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NUTTY AND I LOVE IT!!!

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 Před rokem +38

      Had to be this one. Another one would've been wrong.

  • @LtJohnnyRidden1
    @LtJohnnyRidden1 Před 11 měsíci +58

    Clearing his throat right at the end was so on point. It shows the love for the character that he mimiced the mannerisms.

  • @hpfred
    @hpfred Před rokem +134

    Scheduling an CZcams Premier of your next song a month in advance is a massive power move ngl

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +71

      Eh I changed my mind it’s coming out tomorrow at noon now I’m too impatient for youtube premiers haha

    • @hpfred
      @hpfred Před rokem +8

      @@The8BitBigBand lmao nice

  • @shadowldrago
    @shadowldrago Před rokem +70

    “If knowledge is a library, then I’m its King Librarian” is a great line.

    • @jacklang3314
      @jacklang3314 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I love the Torfan line.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Před 7 měsíci

      Pretty sure Mordin would know to sing "its", not "it's".

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Anvilshock You'd be correct. I, however, apparently forgot the difference.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Před 7 měsíci

      @@shadowldrago Looks like you also forgot that you could fix such mistake, and how refusing or ignoring to do so nevertheless still reflects accordingly on you.

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@Anvilshock It's a minor grammatical error, dude. Relax.

  • @chrisriley2321
    @chrisriley2321 Před 11 měsíci +31

    I love how he nailed the voice, speech patterns and just his overall mannerisms.
    Bring Mordin back and have this guy voice him😅

    • @TheophrastusofEresos
      @TheophrastusofEresos Před měsícem +1

      This guy absolutely nailed it!!! right??

    • @AuroraBorealis1990
      @AuroraBorealis1990 Před 13 dny +1

      And make him sing. A lot! Or, listen to me, get this: a Mass Effect - Musical - video game! 😂

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 Před 13 dny +2

      @@AuroraBorealis1990 give Mordin the patter songs. He's amazing at them

  • @SLYKM
    @SLYKM Před rokem +105

    Omg there is so much to say about this before even listening to the song.
    First, an all Elcor cast performing Hamlet would be amazing, I wish I could see it.
    Next, fanfiction helped bring this piece to life? I hope the fanfic writer see this!

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +59

      He definitely has many times because I worked with him directly on this video :) the last verse was written especially for this project 10 years after he wrote the first 3 verses!

    • @SLYKM
      @SLYKM Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@The8BitBigBand damn that's awesome. A great collaboration from the fans of Mass Effect

    • @isaacgirouard5924
      @isaacgirouard5924 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Wow, that's insane

  • @Whiteythereaper
    @Whiteythereaper Před 10 měsíci +89

    A full version I never knew I needed. Mordin's character is so well done in this and the arrangement & mixing are excellent. Another 8 Bit banger.

  • @Duck_it_all
    @Duck_it_all Před 8 měsíci +14

    I am the very model of a scientist salarain.
    I’ve studied species turian asari and batarian.
    I’m quite good at genetics as a subset of biology,
    Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology.
    In four directions cardinal, I know the blot routinery.
    I problem solve with tools and guns and even farm machinery.
    I perfectly recall your genome purine by pyrimidine.
    (Hmm, rhyme requirement for pyrimidine, ahh yes!)
    I’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.
    He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.
    He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.
    He’ll diagnose the cause of every symptom you’re exhibiting.
    My knowledge is prodigious though I’m stuffy and professory.
    I’m fluent in the vorcha tongue and hanar luminescery.
    My xeno science studies range from urban to agrarian.
    I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
    His xeno science studies range from urban to agrarian he is the very model of a scientist salarian.
    By breakfast time i’m curing seeker swarm induced paralysis.
    My ideal date would finish with statistical analysis.
    I’ve mastered optic instruments reflective and refractory.
    I don’t begrudge the quarians, their hypochondriactery.
    I’ve memorized eidetic all my patients’ anamnesises,
    I’ve written papers scores and scores and that not counting thesis’s.
    I’ll toxify my enemies with nary an apology.
    (Hmm, ah, ology suffix; not difficult !).
    Then spend my weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.
    He spends his weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.
    He spends his weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.
    He spends his weekends brushing up on elcor enzymology.
    When I complete a surgery, I sign my name in suturing.
    I’ve cut up more Bavarians than torfan’s famous butchering.
    If knowledge is a library, then I’m its king librarian I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
    If knowledge is a library, then he’s its king librarian he is the very model of a scientist salarian.
    When I know all the acids be they levo dextro rotamers.
    When I tell your asari child her genes are only sort of yours.
    When I expound the theories that my colleagues find heretical.
    When I know all the finer points of therapies genetical.
    When I could cure your cancer with my brain just halfway functioning.
    When I can fix mutating cells the point the nondisjunctioning.
    In short when I’ve a smattering of transgenetic strategy.
    (Hmm, strategy, challenging rhyme. Philately ?, no stamp collecting too esoteric. Sat-a-gee? Homage to original lyrics? No to archaic will confuse audience. Something simpler preferred. Had to be me? No, No, doesn’t fit meter. No NO! YES!!)
    It had to be done rightly, and so I’m the one it had to be.
    It had to be done rightly, and so he’s the one it had to be.
    It had to be done rightly, and so he’s the one it had to be.
    It had to be done rightly, and so he’s the one it had to be.
    My skeptics call me mad and thought they always try to censure me.
    And actuary tables say I’ll live just half a century.
    I’ve surveyed every habitat from xeric to riparian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
    He’s surveyed every habitat from xeric to riparian, he is the very model of a scientist salarian.
    At treating varren std’s I’ve singular ability.
    I don’t prescribe black market testicles to fix fertility.
    I’ve shifted every paradigm from Sur’kesh to noveria.
    I’ve studied piscifauna in the field and in aquaria.
    Of volus pharmaceuticals my memory’s a catalog.
    I know of all the krogan clans from ravanor to gatatog.
    My mastery of Drell anatomy is incomparable.
    My soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.
    His soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.
    His soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.
    His soil science would suffice to make tuchanka arable.
    I know the use of minerals from plat’num to iridium.
    My work’s more highly cited than a krogran on presidium.
    I lecture for the thrill of it, I need no honorarium I am the very model of scientist salarian.
    He lectures for the thrill of it, He needs no honorarium he is the very model of scientist salarian.
    I am the very model of scientist salarian!

  • @ricardical
    @ricardical Před 11 měsíci +25

    The idea of Mordin singing this in his youth made me so unreasonably happy. Thank you all!!!!

  • @noahgrove5998
    @noahgrove5998 Před 11 měsíci +43

    I have wanted a full Scientist Salarian song for literal years. This is great!

  • @thecompfreak8302
    @thecompfreak8302 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "It had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong".
    The "had to be me" line, I'm crying. Loooooooove this!

  • @criskane
    @criskane Před rokem +118

    "My soil science would suffice to make Tuchanka arable" now that's a bar 😂😂👏 he delivers it masterfully
    This song is just fantastic! The story of how it came to be is almost unbelievable, but the internet can be a wonderful place sometimes 😊

    • @hurgcat
      @hurgcat Před 11 měsíci +6

      just the hold on araaaaaaaaabbbblllleeeeeeee chefs kiss

    • @Phoenix8492
      @Phoenix8492 Před 11 měsíci +9

      “My work’s more highly cited than a Krogan on Presidium” I’m sure that Krogan has been cited a _lot_ …by C-Sec!

    • @LoneWolf_432
      @LoneWolf_432 Před 5 měsíci +2

      He sings while playing on a switch

    • @beowolf83
      @beowolf83 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@LoneWolf_432 he holds the line on arable, while playing on a steamdeck, his very own scene.
      that's a power move.

    • @LoneWolf_432
      @LoneWolf_432 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@beowolf83 lol indeed he is

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Před 10 měsíci +4

    "Ah, ology suffix. Not difficult!"

  • @travislynch748
    @travislynch748 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is fandom at its best. 11/10 for Mass Effect fan content and 11/10 for Gilbert and Sullivan interpretation, I am in awe, I have no notes.

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith Před 24 dny +4

    I was amazed at the _initial_ tempo, considering the amount of "unique" words to internalize. But the last minute was insane!!! Bravissimo to all, including the lyricist. (And thanks greatly for the subtitles...).

  • @duncathan_salt
    @duncathan_salt Před 11 měsíci +4

    This song is a testament to the fact that theatre kids and fanfic writers are inseparable allies.

  • @peteroselador6132
    @peteroselador6132 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Percussionists everywhere breathed a sigh of relief you didn’t ask anyone to play the original mallet part

  • @MmeCShadow
    @MmeCShadow Před 6 dny +1

    "My actuary tables say I'll live just half a century"
    If only we'd been so blessed.

  • @yeoldebeardeddude7808
    @yeoldebeardeddude7808 Před 11 měsíci +16

    Every time I play ME2 I have Mordin sing this multiple times just because it makes me smile so much. And now to have the full version? I'm gonna need a grinectomy. Thank you very much.

  • @Belrag
    @Belrag Před 11 měsíci +5

    This won the internet. Everyone else pack it in for the day this just wins. I've been waiting years for something i never thought i'd hear. thanks so much.

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 Před rokem +2

    What? Will Roland AND Mass Effect? What an excellent day.

  • @AStrangeWindmill
    @AStrangeWindmill Před rokem +69

    I can't believe somebody wrote the whole parody, that's amazing. And Y'all are amazing for performing it! Everyone did a great job, as always.
    You people don't miss, I swear.

  • @cromulentwords
    @cromulentwords Před 10 měsíci +4

    This video is my 8-month-old's favorite thing in the world right now. He lights up when he hears the opening notes and starts grinning madly when the vocals start.

  • @dukeofrodtown1705
    @dukeofrodtown1705 Před rokem +55

    We do not deserve this G&S parody at all. Fantastic work from everyone on this, incredible arranging Charlie! Will was incredible as always. Thank you so much for your incredible arrangements and for renewing people's love of video game music - LONG LIVE VIDEO GAME MUSIC!

  • @n543576
    @n543576 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Theres something just FUCKING AMAZING that Mass Effect this amazing little trilogy still has a fanbase making incredible content for it decades.

  • @HarlanMalkavian
    @HarlanMalkavian Před 2 měsíci +2

    "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"
    I'm not crying, I just got salarian ash in my eye

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock Před 11 měsíci +18

    I absolutely love the rhyme-finding bits. Great in the original, but perfectly updated to fit his personality and the new lyrics of the song.

  • @Ramzammer
    @Ramzammer Před rokem +28

    I am so glad I live on an earth where the people who love this as much as I do actually get together and make such an amazing masterpiece.
    Thank you. This feels... Right.

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias Před 2 měsíci +2

    The grin the singer had throughout made this all the better.

  • @sprites4ever482
    @sprites4ever482 Před 11 měsíci +2

    His Ego is so dense, it causes the Mass Effect Phenomenon.

  • @heyu187
    @heyu187 Před rokem +75

    I’m glad you were impatient, because this is amazing. Will’s breath control is out of this world. The band looks and sounds outstanding. I really hope you post more behind the scenes footage like you have been on Instagram.

  • @eleanort.t.showbiz7207
    @eleanort.t.showbiz7207 Před 11 měsíci +18

    I haven't played mass effect, but after listening to this song, I might.
    Edit: I'm currently in the middle of the second one and I'm having a blast. I've recently done Mordin's loyalty mission and it was really interesting how they deal with the ethics of what he did.
    Edit 2: I've just now finished Mass Effect 3 and I liked almost all of it, even though the ending felt a little bit weird. This game series might be one of the best.

    • @AuroraBorealis1990
      @AuroraBorealis1990 Před 13 dny

      ME3's ending is highly controversial. Basically nobody likes the star child and the original endings apparently only differed in respect to the colour of the beam. After vocal protest from fans, the devs released an update that expanded the endings to make the consequences of the choices clearer. It's still not great (I'm sure the devs could have come up with a better ending if EA had given them the time), but personally I refuse to let the last 5-10 minutes ruin my experience of this amazing game trilogy!

  • @BigDaddy9754
    @BigDaddy9754 Před 11 měsíci +2

    This is about 10 years late...but I couldn't be happier it's finally here.

  • @Hyndsyte2020
    @Hyndsyte2020 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Never before have I needed something so desperately and never known until I received it.

  • @trodat07
    @trodat07 Před rokem +6

    Full length Mass Effect opera suit confirmed.

  • @thyalchemist
    @thyalchemist Před 11 měsíci +6

    This Will Roland guy is phenomenal!

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix Před 2 měsíci +2

    "It had to be done rightly and so he's the one it had to be."
    Ohhh.. that hurts.

  • @IcyDragonPolaris
    @IcyDragonPolaris Před 4 dny +1

    "I've cut up more Batarians than Torfan's famous butchering" is FOUL lmao

  • @casualgentleman5832
    @casualgentleman5832 Před rokem +7

    Tunes of Gilbert & Sullivan shall ring throughout the ages... in one form or the other.

  • @vaporeonqueen
    @vaporeonqueen Před rokem +36

    This is amazing!
    But also, congrats on your latest Tony Award! 🎉🎉

  • @talantus
    @talantus Před 22 dny +1

    I'm so glad there was enough Interest to make a full version of this 😆😆

  • @epicyouman
    @epicyouman Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is such a specific cross between Pirates of Penzance and Mass Effect that I’m so glad I know and understand

  • @Bardometer
    @Bardometer Před rokem +10

    I am incredibly impressed that all the vocalists pronounced everything so perfectly

  • @sxstrngsamurai13
    @sxstrngsamurai13 Před rokem +18

    This was incredible! Cheers to the animator who came up with all the whiteboard artwork! 😂

    • @JavaDoodles
      @JavaDoodles Před rokem +6

      😁😁😁

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Před 7 měsíci

      @@JavaDoodles Next time try to actually match the beat. The animation is about one beat every twelve-ish fast.

  • @doc_witch
    @doc_witch Před 18 dny +1

    This is DEFINITELY getting played on the drive to work

  • @krisztianh.7445
    @krisztianh.7445 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Guys! This is unreal...! Tears came to my eyes while I was continously smiling. I just can't believe that this performance with so much talent, humor and intelligence does actually exists. AMAZING! ✨

  • @Giby86
    @Giby86 Před rokem +6

    This is just...a triumph. My goodness. My GOODNESS.

  • @BFCrusader
    @BFCrusader Před 10 měsíci +7

    This deserves the highest musical awards!

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Holy shit, my man is siting the actuary tables! He's going hard!

  • @NightshadeDt
    @NightshadeDt Před rokem +10

    Oh this was good.
    More than anything I can't wait to see the cast's reaction when it reaches them- I just can't see a world where they don't appreciate this as much as we all do.

  • @driedskull1927
    @driedskull1927 Před rokem +10

    I don't care how, I don't care if it doesn't make sense, I need this version of the song to be an Easter egg in the next Mass Effect game. Fantastic job everybody!

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +6

      Paging Bio Ware 👀

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 Před rokem

      …you’re in luck! It’s an Easter egg in Mass Effect 3!

  • @BlakeTheDrake
    @BlakeTheDrake Před 11 měsíci +7

    MAN I just wanna give this three-to-five thumbs up... I always loved that skit in ME2, seeing it expanded into a full-length song is just *marvelous!*

  • @ethanL337
    @ethanL337 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The person who originated Jared Kleinmann in Dear Evan Hansen singing about a Mass Effect character as a parody of Modern Major General. I love when my fandoms overlap ❤

  • @erikkah2127
    @erikkah2127 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I'm replaying Mass Effect 2 and mentioned this to my friend. Tonight, as I was working on the very mission to retrieve Mordin, I get a text from him linking this video. That's video game magic right there.
    Incredibly well put together, this was such a treat to experience. Thank you!!!

  • @morgaknightgames
    @morgaknightgames Před rokem +9

    Right in the feels. You can feel the love of the character and lore. 10/10, will listen to on repeat.

  • @teric2
    @teric2 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Truly one of the most fun and memorable "easter eggs" found in any game, I was delighted when Mordin began singing, and I've gone back over it a number of times just to make sure I got all of the lyrics. THANK YOU so much for putting the lyrics on-screen for the performance!
    Bravo, my friends. Bra-vo.

  • @shrimpofdeath5199
    @shrimpofdeath5199 Před 9 dny

    Great scientist, talented singer, special forces member, a Gigachad, and a true friend. RIP Mordin.

  • @britishshock
    @britishshock Před 4 dny

    This was one of the saddest sacrifices you could make in Mass Effect.
    Fantastic song

  • @bl1ndrag3
    @bl1ndrag3 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I am unable to give this the amount of likes/loves that it deserves. Well done. This needs to be in his eulogy.

  • @TMBRLZ
    @TMBRLZ Před 11 měsíci +7

    I damn near cried watching this. That's how happy it made me. Bless you guys.

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I'm Commander Sheppard, and This is My Favorite Song on the Internet. 😂

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman Před 5 dny +1

    The thing that delights me most about this functional easter egg from the game is that, per canon, *nobody in Mass Effect learns other languages normally*.
    It’s all translators that work really well, albeit imperfectly on rare occasion.
    Which means one of two things:
    1. Somehow Gilbert and Sullivan translate *perfectly*, down to the syllables, into a language developed by a completely separate evolutionary tree.
    2. Mordin went out of his way as an already short-lived species to learn English so well that he can sing a G&S homage/parody perfectly off-the-cuff like this.

  • @whereismysiphi
    @whereismysiphi Před 11 měsíci +3

    I've never even played any of the Mass Effect games, and I think I've listened to this three dozen times. Well done!

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Před 11 měsíci

      Oh, play them.

    • @TheForeignGamer
      @TheForeignGamer Před 11 měsíci +1

      I think I can speak for everyone in this comment section when I say, emphatically, please play Mass Effect. It's something everyone should experience at least once.

  • @OrangesAndCookies
    @OrangesAndCookies Před rokem +13

    This made my Sunday! Thank you for honoring our dear scientist Salarian!

  • @arisperwinanya9641
    @arisperwinanya9641 Před 11 měsíci +1

    THIS MAKES MY MASS EFFECT FANGIRL GO BRRRRRRRR!!!!! YES!!!!
    "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." - Mordin AKA best mad scientist ever.

  • @Blazieth
    @Blazieth Před 11 měsíci +1

    I adore the small interjections that suggest he's literally making up the lyrics as he goes.

  • @metroidmckay
    @metroidmckay Před rokem +28

    in a MONTH????

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 Před rokem +3

      Yeah this has gotta be a joke. I'm leaving my dislike until it comes out.

    • @theindigothunder3921
      @theindigothunder3921 Před rokem +6

      @@RDR911 Bruh what

    • @The8BitBigBand
      @The8BitBigBand  Před rokem +18

      Eh I changed my mind it’s coming out tomorrow at noon now I’m too impatient for youtube premiers haha

  • @PudgeyHamster
    @PudgeyHamster Před rokem +3

    Aaaaah I need more musical parody covers from you guys, they’re so cool!!!

  • @firesyde424
    @firesyde424 Před 8 hodinami

    Props to the singer her. He's so spot on, I though he was a voice actor for Mordin. Not only that, but if Mordin were human... he'd look like this guy.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Před 11 měsíci +1

    I still cannot believe this in this game, this is absolutely ridiculous.
    My favorite bit of this game.

  • @slovotsky89
    @slovotsky89 Před rokem +7

    Absolutely iconic ❤️ i would fumble my words trying to keep up with that pace, hugely impressed!

  • @RTristanBanks
    @RTristanBanks Před 11 měsíci +3

    I think I've watched this 9 or 10 times already. Good lord, you all killed it

  • @jackboydgardiner1422
    @jackboydgardiner1422 Před měsícem +1

    i know it may be difficult BUT SOMEBODY PLEASE ANIMAT THIS BEUTIFUL PIECE OF ART

  • @shogun2215
    @shogun2215 Před rokem +1

    "In matters combat tactical and physics theoretical, I am the very model of a modern Major General" - Freeman's Mind