The Rise Of Skywalker (Is A Mess) - Star Wars Review
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- Episode 9 The Rise Of Skywalker brings the Star Wars Disney sequel trilogy to a close. All your favorites are back mostly I guess. This is our spoiler free review. One of many, many TROS reviews. By the way we didn't like it.
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Do you Star Wars? And if so how many?
69
All de wars
4?......yeah 4
Erm 6, I think yall know what 6 :)
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My favourite scene was when kylo ren was having a divorce with Scarlett Johansson
_ now that was an incredible movie
@@ldarda6 haven't seen it lol
_ you should, it was an incredible movie
@@embird7864 will do but I'm a but behind. Still gotta watch Irishman and le man's 66
@@user-ol3iw5xp9p You mean Black Widow.
The best part was when the Emperor turned to the camera and said “Maclunkey”
And Rey's head cgi dodges lightning
Damn add a spoiler warning :)
I loved the ending where he looks at the camera and says roll it again.
but the important question is .. did he DEW IT ?
no the best part was when the emperor said "do it" (I'm not kidding he actually said that)
I lost my mind when Samuel L Jackson came back and reprised his role as Frozone
Breezyyy 02 LOL! I’m in tears.
WHERE IS MY SUPER *_SITH LORD_*
Breezyyy 02 mace windu I told you I’m still alive lol than he kills the emperor
WHERE IS MY SUPER SABER?!
D G Ghost Yoda: Put it away, I did.
Mace Windu: WHEEERRRRREEEE?
Ghost Yoda: Need to know, why do you?
Mace Windu: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SABER IS YODA, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
It was kinda weird when we had to watch palpatine eat a big mac for like 8 minutes
It was to symbolize his quench for power and energy
I really enjoyed that scene, gave a lot of character development to palpatine
I cant believe mcdonalds was so money hungry that they took Disney's money for this shameless cash grab product placement. Just to make more toys
"Big sandwich"
kawaii slav I’ve liked 8 comments but this by far made me laugh the hardest 😂
my favorite part is when ghost yoda came back and said
Kill himself, Epstein did not
And then he says Maclunkey
LMFAOOO
LoL!
The comments sound way better than the movie!
Har har.. last time I heard that joke I laughed so much I fell off my dinosaur!
I loved it when at the end of the movie George Lucas wakes up in his bed and says "Woah, that was a weird dream."
you have to appreciate his star destroyer matching pajamas also lol me and a couple of people laughed in the theatre
Lol
" I just had a terrible dream " he mutters, classic dude
Guess you saw a different cut, the version i saw he woke up and said "Maclunkey"
His wife rolled over in the bed and asked whats wrong? George replied " It suddenly felt as if millions of fans cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."
Started crying at the end when Rey said her last name was Binks and Jar Jar's force ghost showed up
No you idiot , his force ghost showed *THEN* she said rey binks
Munjee Syed
She actually said ‘ray ray binks’ didn’t you watch the movie?
Vengeful Camel you just made this joke go from chuckle worthy to yes.
E
My kids laughed with joy at the end where Jar-Jar’s force ghost then dab and whipped the nae nae
“Meesa Rey Rey Binks”
Come on, people!
The best part was when the Emperor and Rey discussed Trade Negotiations for like 9 hours straight.
Alexander Backert “Alright so we agree you’ll destroy Tatooine but leave Coruscant”. “Ok so what about Hoth?” “You can destroy that but then we get Endor?” “Wait those Ewoks? No no they’re getting destroyed for sure, Hoth for kashyyyk? I know y’all like Wookiee’s.”
If only.
@@ericlytle2209 Just a question but what about the droid attack on the wookies?
Setting the entire movie over dinner at a restaurant was genius.
I have, roughly, the same political compass position as you.
The part where after The Emperor died and all the cast came togther to do a musical number called "release the Snyder Cut" felt a little out of place and not totally in line with the current trilogy
I think you saw the Chinese cut. Here, they sang "Epstein didn't kill himself".
@@DarthLala106 "Release the Zack Snyder cut" and Epstein didn't kill himself" are synonyms
Lol best comment I’ve seen in a while
Holy shit, I almost snort laughed
Take my upvote. You earned it
The best part was when Finn told Rey what he's been trying to tell her
Actually, i told that Finn's quote to my crush and she got pregnant.
We have to wait a few years for the disney+ cut to have him tell her macluncky
drummer guy wait I totally forgot about that!!
drummer guy I hate sand 😂
I bet it's that he's gay
Mason was spot on about it being a sequel to a movie that doesn't really exist
Someone once said it's like every version is like they sat the writer and director down and asked for a pitch of what that movie in the series should be but only gave them the basic list of characters and a three sentence synopsis of the other movies, and then just went with the three ideas they liked the most.
It feels like a movie that decided to go in the one direction its predecessor specifically moved away from.
@@PauLtus_BAnd both directions suck lol
@@prolastmedia6171 The Last Jedi left it pretty open where its sequel could go, so it's not just one other direction.
The direction the Last Jedi ended on is just "not do something like Return of the Jedi".
My favorite part is when Mace Windu denies Rey the rank of Master.
Phoca largha it’s outrageous! How can one be a Skywalker and also be denied the rank of master?!
My favourite part was when Kylo Ren says, "No... my name is Kylo _Ben_ .", and then Han Solo takes off the Chewbacca costume to pat his son on the back.
Aidan Vlogs
Yep
@@freddykrueger8076
Oh no
Robin LeRoux
*kool-aid man breaks the wall*
OH YEAH
LmaOo
You jest, but they cut that scene out because there wasn't enough fan service.
My favourite part was when C3PO walked into the Cantina and said “Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”
butlercorp LMAO
Call the police, this comment is Wildin
When chewie said “beam me up R2” I cried, such a great call back
@WhoDey! nah, star war revenge of the sith, duh
WhoDey! R/wooosh
“We’re gonna need a bigger Aluminum Falcon”
Real fans know that Chewie never actually said that in the originals.
Every-time I saw that one iconic hair on chewie, all the hardcores know the one, I had a heart attack, it was just to good a reference for me to handle.
I loved the part when General Hux literally turns to the camera and says “I’m the spy!”
And then gets killed in the next scene.
Yeah, we could have had an interesting dynamic where we had someone undermining the badguys from within just to see his nemesis fail. Heck he could of even had a character arc where in the end he understands that the first order were really just pawns the entire time and then he would actively assist the rebels in stopping the final order as a big screw you to the emperor since that's who was behind Kylo.
Haha great meme😂😂😂😂😂👍🖖😂👈😅😉🙈😂😂
It wasn’t to the camera but yea
Spoilers wow
Ye lol
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
"It's Flip-City, mate!"
"Critics are calling Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 'It's Flip-City, mate!'"
Loved the ending post-credits scene where a very alive Mace Windu appears to Rey to talk about the "Skywalker Initiative." Wonder where that's gonna lead.
Looks like he's got his eye on a new recruit. :)
I'm pretty sure Mace got the idea for "Skywalker" from Rey's call sign.
S U R V I V E nice
Argh! You forgot the other post credit scene, where a small red lightsaber is seen in a cage, as the cage opens, the saber begins to levitate and a hooded figure comes and grabs it and says in a very family voice “fine, meesa do it meesa self”
Avengers crossover. Cos why the fuck not
Absolutely loved the ending where Rey sinks into the lava pit while looking up at Finn and Ghost Yoda and right before she is completely submerged in lava she gives them the thumbs up
Did she hand over the chip or did she take it with her?
Alex Barrios
I swear your mashup fanfic has more emotion than the whole movie
Actualy she gave them one of these 🖕
Best part was when Greedo’s force ghost showed up and said “maclunkey!” and saved the day.
"Rey who?"
"Rey MacClunkey"
my favorite part is when the emperor takes of his masks and it turns out he’s greedo. It turns out he’s been working with kylo ren the entire time, and he made him kill han to get his revenge.
And he would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids
Maclunkey
then right before he destroys the galaxy he says macluncky
Actually it was Mr McMahon, it was him Austin, it's been him all along Austin
I thought the 20 minute scene of Palpatine yelling racial obscenities at Finn was a bit over the top and completely unnecessary
God damn it now I wanna see that happen
It's never Okay for the star wars universe to have Species Supremacist! Species equality is our Strength!
Pandering to the Star Wars base.
A few people left the theater
Never call a black guy a nerf herder to his face
Rey: "Kylo Ren stop being mean!"
Kylo: "No!"
Rey: "Kylo Ren stop being mean!"
Kylo: "No!"
Rey: "Kylo Ren stop being mean!"
Kylo: "No!"
Rey: "Kylo Ren stop being mean!"
Kylo: "No!"
Rey: "please!"
Kylo: "Okay if you want."
Finn: "REY!"
Rey: "Leave me alone."
Finn: "REY!"
Rey: "Leave me alone."
Finn: "REY!"
Rey: "Leave me alone."
Finn: "REY!"
Rey: "Leave me alone."
Finn: "REY!"
Rey: "Leave me alone."
Finn: "REY!"
Rey: "F*** this I'm going into hiding on Tatooine."
do you think they cut a scene that finished off what he was asking
I really loved the portion of ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ that explained why Palpatine thinks a hot dog is a sandwich
Facts. Favorite scene.
Kinda sad that the gay sex scene was only 3 minutes.
Not enough gill on gill action
What until the gay/special re-editions you'll get the full scene!
The fact that the orgy was only 18 minutes was even more disappointing.
to be fair, Finn was going at Poe pretty intense for that 3 mins...
I know. emperor and snoke were so sexy
The part where Yoda talked about his ketamine addiction as an analogy to the Force was a stunning and brave move by Disney
bad things for ketamine i have done
forgive me, allah cannot
You both deserve a W.
I liked his Honda civic which he used to kill Palpatine.
My favorite part was when Rey says “I...am...Iron Man.”
My favourite part was when Palpatine stood up and said "I am the senate" and then Rey stood up and said "No I am the senate" and the Finn stood up and said "No I am the senate" then Leia stands up and says "I am the senate"
Sam Talbot-Cross
Don’t forget kylo rn, it was amazing, he crashed into the meeting, got up, cleared his throat, and with pride he said “no I am the senate”
I like how leia went out. Having it all come around to her saying, "I am Iron Man" really did the character justice
in China it's "I am Yp Man"
I was disappointed when the force ghost orgy only lasted a couple of seconds
I heard so many voices. My favorite were anakin and Ashoka
Hardy 4210. Bruh
Mr. Melon my favorite is Jar Jars
Still a better climax than Return of the Jedi
Jesse Torres Boooooo
Star Wars: an attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed.
It sure did, back in 1999. Arguably 1983.
Cometmoon448 Prequels are good imo.
Is it me or couldn't they stretched it out into another movie and it would have made either more sense or just turned out better in general? Like just remake Last Jedi but call it something else . Because to me they seemed to be cramming a lot into this movie just to fix the last one and to hurry up by wrapping it all in one.
I like the part where Ray stabbed palpatine in the stomach, destroying his organs and then he looks at her and says ‘you should have gone for the head’ and snaps his fingers
INFINITY WARS: Rise of Palpatine
The absolute best part of the movie was when the Emperor revealed that the true Rise of Skywalker was the friends we made along the way.
Not too far away from what actually happened. You did forget the part where Kitt Fisto showed up and revealed that he was lukes father.
I personally thought it was weird when Poe started VIOLENTLY making out with BB8. Not all scenes are winners
I did enjoy the BB8 and C3PO gay sex scene at the end
I actually really enjoyed the movie. I really liked the part where Rey was talking about how she felt it was her fault that her father beat her, and C3PO put his hand on her shoulder and kept repeating "its not you're fault, no...kid... its not your fault" until she started crying uncontrollably and embraced C3PO. But,...I could take or leave the math problem sequences.
Good rey Skywalker
"Not you, man"
God I can’t believe Jar Jar really WAS the key to all of this.
My favourite part was when Palpatine said "Maclunkey" before he died
I laugh at this comment and call it crazy, however I did say the same about a chill version of Hulk dabbing and acknowledging it in Endgame.
Dylan Hickman loooool
@@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley i seriously dont understand whats the big deal with hulk dabbing. He dab it to the kid tryin to be hip(showcase even he's big and muscly, hes friendly). Not like he dab out of the blue
@@AmatoGore - I don't hate it at all, really! It's just such a bizarre situation you would joke about because of how "memetic" it sounds.
I loved when Harrison Ford’s force ghost appeared at the end and said “knowledge was their treasure”
The thing is that there is a Harrison Ford "force ghost" in this movie
I think you meant “forced” ghost
Well, technically he's not a force ghost. He would be way too hi-res for a force ghost anyway. Ben just has a very strong and visual imagination. He can think in 4K.
@@NJ-to6xz that's why I said "force ghost"
N J wait, can we count that as another force power: “thinking in 4K”?
My favorite part was
"Oh Rey"
"Oh Finn"
"Oh Poe"
"Oh Rey"
"Oh Finn"
"Oh Poe"
"Oh Rey"
"Oh Finn"
" Oh Poe"
For like a solid 30 minutes
Did any of them finish?
@@jjkhawaiian nope
@@anakinskywalker4325 bummer
@@jjkhawaiian I did though
That C3PO pegging scene definitely was a twist I didn’t see coming
I love how it ends where Rey spins the light saber on the table and walks away, and the camera closes in on the light saber spinning and it wobbles and bit and then fades to black. We will never know if it fell over or not 😭😭😭😭
scarletspidernz stop throwing light sabers
Inception
scarletspidernz the sopranos lol
It was pretty weird when Palpatine started listing off Gungan crime statistics for 30 minutes.
topkek
Lmfaooo how where the statistics
Cornell Figueroa 13% account for as much as 80%
MatchesMalone those are pretty serious lmfaooo
@@Blackkey034 Fucking Benkarans.
“ they can fly now, They’re doing a Star Wars”
No, Mary Poppins.
I loved it when The Emperor absorbed Rey and Ben's life force and regrew into Jarjar and screamed "Now this is podracing!!!"
When they cut to Anakin's force ghost taking a piss and singing the "ZooWeeMama" song from the 2014 book Diary of a Wimpy Kid Scrapbook for seventeen and a half minutes I cried.
Man I remember reading that back in 2014, can't believe it's actually a meme now
That was an emotional scene
I still think it was weird when Kylo brought Rey back to life and she gave him a hand job.... little bit on the nose.
What r u doing here? Go make another AC video. Now.
It was on her nose? Urgh, TMI.
@@dragan3659 yeah!
Most comment sections regarding this movie are full of people viscously hating it. But you all are just memeing, and I appreciate that.
Agreed
Iain Girten same
@@Sleepycatdesigns It's very hard to remember JJ Abrams films. It's all texture, no function.
The best part was when the big hairy guy finally got his piece of metal
This film is literally how many powers do you want in this film, YES.
So many new force powers tho
@@doublefeatures6312 for the movies yes.
Alan Caddie *Figuratively*
well she has all the sacred jedi texts that weren't allowed for jedi to read
@@voluptuous4951 that isnt true cause in last jedi yoda asks did Luke read it but he said he skimmed it so yes they can.
I'm still annoyed they didn't have anakin appear even for a wee cameo or something
That is the first spoiler that legitimately makes me not want to watch it
Aye that "restore the balance like i did" bollocks from the sky really shat on the sacrifice he made at the end of ep 6
Well, he kinda appeared
Was praying it was gonna happen until the credits rolled
@@R0b7 they gave him some wank line I was pretty pissed about it
I love the part when Rey said “Now THIS is pod racing” and became a professional racer, fulfilling the dream of her great grand uncle Anakin Skywalker.
my favourite moment was
"rey...
rey star wars"
DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAMS
"Rey Rey Abrams"
Poor Palpatine. The guy just wants to die but nobody wants to strike him down.
If only they had Palpatine say "Maclunkey" before he died. That would have made the movie a 10/10
spoilers :(
At least he said DO IT
@@TheodoreMauros And "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities considered to be unnatural"
"No one´s ever really dead."
deano2112rox rey reflects lighting back at emperor n kills him
I was surprised when Palpatine removed his hood revealing that it's been Baby Yoda the whole time
My favourite part was when jar jar blinks woke up and said - “Well that was a Mesa bad dweam”
My favorite part was when Kylo Ren spent 5 minutes talking about his love of sand. Very bold direction for him to take
I was surprised when Rey walked up to the old lady in the hood and said "Mother?"
And the old lady took off her hood and said "I am not our mother."
DavesWorld Who are you I’m
Rey palpatine skywalker the 3rd lol
The best part was when Palpatine and the senate voted to keep trump in office
why did you say palpatine twice?
That definitely didn't happen
Ryan Russo Correct.
well, he is the senate
You know, I really liked the final battle when Rey and Palpatine started trade negotiations.
Stolen comment
I loved the part of the movie when Rey cooks a peach cobbler and says “I love peach cobbler!”
Austy Posty I absolutely believe this is a real scene in the movie
Me, and I swear a few others, started to cry a little
I like the part where she fought Naruto & they had an epic fight but the part where Naruto summoned Madea & Rayquaza to help him defeat Ray felt very cheap.
Grookey I think the way Madea was able to effortlessly ride the Rayquaza without a lick of established dragon taming skills. Just another Madea Sue.
My favourite part was when Rey learnt her father was jar jar and the mother was padme who had an affair with Anakin this explains why Rey was so powerful
My favourite part was when the rise of skywalker was revealed to be the friends we made along the way
You're not quite wrong
The real Skywalker was inside them all the time.
I love how Palpatine was basically just walking exposition... or should I say sitting. Guess not much has changed from the previous trilogies. They had the strongest fictional character and didn't do jack shit with him.
I’m not surprised, but I’m still disappointed. Mostly because of the lack of Corn of Coblin
Fist of Dante Media there were definitely moments in this movie where I thought to myself “you know what, this scene would be improved if Corn of Coblin was in it”
@T oh my mistake, you are correct
Do not worry. I'm going to be in the Special Edition. Maclunkey!
loved the bit where Han Solo's force ghost appeared and confirmed that he is a replicant
@King Peppy ngl I haven't even seen the movie yet so idk if there even is a han force ghost lol
I mentally checked out when Rey snapped her fingers after she said “and I am Iron Man” and then the Emperor turned to dust.
"There's always a comic that can fix another comic" - Marvel and DCfor the last 40 years or so.
I'm glad they fixed the most glaring problem with *The Last Jedi*: not enough Jedis doing a flip.
It's sad, they couldn't even use wirework to make it look like she was propelled by the force to jump 30 feet in the air they just used a perspective trick.
The part where yoda talked about his ptsd from the Vietnam war after being drafted was amazing
He can smell napalm
Be one with the trees you must, not expect they will.
i loved it when the RoseBacca ship turned out to be true and they showed their kid
My favorite part is when Kylo stops looking like he’s constipated for a second
You can tell when Mason is in a video before he’s even introduced
Splintorious I wish he wasn’t
It depends on the run time, if its short hes not in it, if its long than hes in it. Cuz when hes in they go off the rails more often
@@ssj4galactus I think, it's because of the sound. When he does his trailer breakdowns, the sound is little different.
Because the video is more than 10 minutes and 2 seconds long?
@@bdove2007 Couldn't agree more. I feel like the ones he's not in is where James actually writes a good script and puts a lot more effort into it. With Mason though it's just the podcast 2.0 and I don't like it.
...At the end of the film, Luke wakes up with a start! hes back in his room on Tattoeen on the farm where he lives with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
Han Solo is there and says "hey kid..., what was in that Bantha milk! I woke up with a mouth full of carpet!"
"How did it taste?" luke asks
"Chewey!" Han replies
Still better than the new star wars saga
Not far off honestly
*slow clap*
You are fucking terrible at spelling.
Tatooine. Chewie. Have you ever read a book?
I once heard a wise man say, "Keep your expectations low and life will rarely disappoint you."
But nothing could have ever lowered them enough to prepare me for The Rise of Skywalker.
I think I need to go and see Cats to cleanse my eyeballs.
appreciate that they managed to keep secret all the show tunes.
This movie had an absurd amount of fake out deaths
Wait, so you're telling me Palpatine is really Chewbacca's son in disguise?!
Long live "Lumpy"!!!!
and Stinky
William Lowery papatine I am your grand father
So glad we got to find out exactly who the Knights of Ren are
I loved the scene where Darth sidious he took kylo ren to the cantina and told him about darth plagues the wise
My favorite part was Andrew Yang's cameo. Had no idea he was the actual last jedi.
1000 credits for everyone!
I loved the ending when Jar Jar force lightnings Kylo, dismembers Rey with his robotic lightsaber arms, and exclaims, "Fine, MISA finish what emperor started!"
This is meant to be spoiler free! You might as well mention the way Yoda was revealed as a Sith all along!
This comment section is better written and more entertaining than the rise of skywalker
Say what you want about the rest of the movie, but that Jar Jar Binks reveal blew my mind!
I can't tell if you're joking or not
@@adenruckert22 And at this point I wouldn't know whether that would be an improvement or not.
That post credit scene though!!!
Josephi Krakowski that’s the best part because this trilogy will pull anything up its ass
Miguel Garzón Martínez (grabs lightsaber)fine meesa do it myself
Still can't believe Snoke turned out to be George Lucas in a robe.
The best part is when General Hux sacrificed himself ... so sad :(
When Palpatine said "Maclunkey," I felt that.
My favorite part was when the John StarWar kills darth badguy with his energy sword
use the power!
That really does sum up how the naming process goes with most Star Wars characters lmao
Loved that Jar Jar Binks was actually Palpatine and revealed himself as a Sith Lord
I love the part where Han Solo comes to Kylo Ren as a force ghost, and shows him how the real Star War was the friends he slayed along the way...
No, Han wasn't a force ghost. My uncle said Leia projected him and that's how she died, much like how Luke died projecting himself. it makes sense to me.
@@ashupashu5559 I haven't seen the movie, I was making a joke. But thanks for the spoilers, dick.
The end credits scene when the emperor days "Epstein didn't kill himself" felt really on the nose and a real oscar moment. A little desperate.
This is the most sarcastic comments section I've ever read. Amazing
“Do you want to be surprised by a Star Wars movie?” Hmmm
- Darth Vader is daddy
- Darth Vader saves Luke
I loved the very last scene when everyone has their hands on everybody's shoulders and Kylo Ren said "Maybe the real Star Wars are the friends we made along the way"
"Do you hear the galaxy sing?"
Didn't think a Les Miserables ending would work, but they pulled it off. Somehow.
Honestly when the Porgs flew into the final fight chanting Maclunkey and killed Palpatine my whole cinema cheered
Nah mate, Rey kills palpatine because and I quote “she’s all the Jedi”
I loved the part where Rey left the dome and went out in the real world
Glad I found a kindred spirit here. Like James and Maso, I liked "Force Awakens" and "Last Jedi" and I hated "Rise of Skywalker".
Episode 7: No...
Episode 8: That's not true...
Episode 9: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Sequel Trilogy: Nooooooooooooooo Nooooo Noooo
David Sastre 😂
Episode 10: You Know It To Be True
Brilliant
[Spoiler]
Rey : I am Rey Skywalker
Dwight Schrute : Identity theft is not a joke, Rey ! Millions of families suffer every year !
[/Spoiler]
Also Rey: I am all the Jedi