POV: Perky Yandere Mom Kidnaps You for Her Tomboy Tsundere Daughter (Audio • VERY Willing Listener)
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- čas přidán 6. 02. 2022
- This cheerful, sweet yandere has kidnapped you and is keeping you in her basement! Plot twist: you're not for her, but for her tsundere daughter?! Play your cards right and you might end up with fresh baked cookies, a cute, sassy tomboy girlfriend and a loving mother-in-law!
[FF4A] [Yandere] [Mom] [Kidnaps You] for [Sassy] [Tsundere] [Tomboy] [Daughter] [VERY Willing Listener] [Dysfunctional Family Undertones] [One's a yandere, they're bad at boundaries; one's a tsundere, they're bad at feelings. Dysfunction is gonna happen]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: yandere_enjoyer on reddit, with edits/adlibs by me!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
FEBRU-DERE DAY 3! I know I said Febru-dere would be all yandere girl rp all the time, but how could I resist throwing a surprise tsundere tomboy audio into the mix?! I loved the idea of this roleplay SO MUCH I just had to do it! And I had a great time with the challenge of playing my first dual role against myself. I hope you enjoy your cheerful captivity! :3 - Zábava
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"This isn't a date Mom its a kidnapping!" That is probably not the first time that sentence has been spoken, which is worrying.
This is basically what happens after yandere audios
Who said kidnapping a person for loving purposes was a bad idea 🥲.
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S’cuse me?
@@louisrobitaille5810 the police?
@@louisrobitaille5810 pardon?
I can hear the eternal smile while you voice the mother.
I had to do several retakes because I sounded TOO chirpy Stepford Wife for a few lines, actually. I'll have to save THAT voice for the next time I do a malfunctioning yandere robot. 😆
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Damn you are just printing good ideas
You mean the Stepford smile?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you should also do a bloopers video
Hmmmm, fresh baked cookies, cute tomboy girlfriend and a loving mother-in-law? Deal! Of course the jokes on them I'd have settled just for the fresh baked cookies. xD
Shhh, don't say that out loud or you'll be up to your eyeballs in cookies to keep you in the family! Yanderes are not known for their restraint.
(...well actually they are, but not THAT kind of restraint 😆)
Same. Cookies sound pretty good now. XD
So your food motivated like cat 🐈
That is three things I'll never have lmao
Endless cookies in exchange being groomed and betrothed to a girl you like anyway. Best dowry ever.
"Am I gonna need therapy after this"
Nah that's load-bearing trauma, we start fiddling with that and this whole thing I've built is liable to collapse
"load-bearing trauma"
I snorted my tea. That's a good one. I might have to steal it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Take it, share it with the world.
For real, it took me 20 years to pull out that garbage and rebuild. Load bearing frfr
"Why did you marry her...? Because you were *into* it!?"
This is the first video in awhile that has made me actually burst out loudly laughing.
The- fcking auDACITY-
WORTH IT!!!!
Mom: *on the phone*
Me:"Hey, can you do me a favor?"
Girl:"What? Untie you?"
Me:"No, pass the milk. These cookies are a bit dry."
Lmao😭😭😭yeah cookies taste yum with milk.
I just imagine the mom put the milk on a table next to the listener with a super long straw. So while the mom is talking to Audrey, the listener is just casually sipping from the straw, with their eyes following the conversation.😂
"Bye, Dad... if that is your real name."
Wait, so Tomboy's father's name is "Dad," and Tomboy addresses him on a first-name basis?
lol she was just being facetious.
The conspiracy goes deeper than we ever though. Mr. Dad Fatherson is the key to unraveling all of this
Me : *scared from the mum because she just kidnapped me*
The mum : *gives cookies and milk*
Me : This was the best thing in the history of kidnapping. Maybe ever.
But anyways, thank you for this audio. You rock!
Cookies and milk are the best thing to wake up to
Bro I got kidnapped by some choir kids at my school and they deadass bought me Chik-Fil-a
@@cooldude100torres8 what. please elaborate
Imo a cuppa and pack of Maryland’s is the fucking best
@@cooldude100torres8 well shi I they would have been my best friend after that
The mom's a yandere, dad's a whole freak...this poor daughter, lol.
Wait... the girl's dad would be a freak? It's a very normal thing.
Audrey: Grandma and Grandpa know about this?!
Mother: That’s how they met, dear!
Me: *Listening intently because I’m enraptured by the story, but then gets confused.* Wait, which one kidnapped which? Or was it some kind of mutual thing? Like, did they both stalk each other, and after they learned that, they laughed and decided to go on a date?
Now that’s a fucking story
Ayano and Taro in the future
They both stalked each other, than met at a party and snuck a sleeping agent into each others drink and the person's they hired to assist with taking them to the others basement took them to their basements, but they are experts at untying ropes and escaped the basement, and after realizing they were in the others house, they snooped around, found the the others diary and read through it and found out they loved each other! And than they called each other because they still had phones and went on a date, each date taking place in one another's basement, with them taking turns with being tied up of course. :D
It’s like the plot of the song “Escape”, where the guy was gonna cheat on their girlfriend with a mystery woman, but the mystery woman was actually the wife who was trying to cheat on him as well, then they just laughed and went on with their relationship.
@@abysswalker2594stalker x stalker
I this is your best audio so far. I ADORE this. I burst out laughing MULTIPLE times
“MOM what the fuck”
“I never had any to begin with”
“That’s how they met too”
“And HE believes in mole people”
The way you go from sickeningly sweet to deadpan and fed up is amazing. The way Audrey says “what the fuck” and her demeanor throughout the entire video makes me believe that this is just the nail in the coffin for a long list of behavior that hinted something like this was coming
Looking forward to the rest of the audios this month! On behalf of all your subs, thank you for a wonderful audio!
Aw, thank you so much! This was a blast to perform! (And three out of four of those lines were adlibs/edits! But I think my favorite one is original to the script: MOM WHAT THE *FUCK* 😆)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Then your sense of humor and wit are stellar, those lines had me dying. You delivery of the “ mom what the fuck” is my favorite too
The "you gave my dad Stockholm syndrome?" Line got me laughing so hard
Most underrated line in the whole thing?
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod my family tree is full of *nuts*!!"
The Charlie Brown phone call noises are somehow the best part of a really great video, killer stuff!
Thank you! I was very proud of that incredibly stupid idea.
I thought it was a good touch. It wouldn't be traceable electronically, and if your kidnapping people, it would be a good investment.
Sorta sounds like animal crossing tbh
Pretty sure the dad is Tom Nook
I'm willing to bet half of my life savings. That the listener only made that big brain play to get on the mothers good side so he could escape. Because it is WWWAAAAYYYYY to easy to get on a yandere's bad side.
That would definitely be smart! But no need to bet; the great thing about roleplays like this one is that the listener's motivations (and what happens after!) are basically up to the audience. 😁
"why are you acting like this is normal?"
She gave me cookies.
Edit: also, dude, those sleeping drugs gave me a healthy sleep schedule for once.
I honestly wouldn't mind being kidnapped by a Yandere who could be my future mother in law
The good thing about a yandere mother in law is that she's devoted and sweet and loving! The bad thing about a yandere mother in law is if you ever did anything to hurt her family, no one would ever find your body. 😬
@@VanillaVelvetAudio hahaha true, but I could never hurt the girl I love either way because the bible says not to
Um... I would 😂
Knife is happy to be so close to the one he loves!
Aw, and any yandere would be glad to have a knife by her side! (And it wouldn't hurt a tomboy none, either!)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio the only duo more iconic than Batman and Robin
Ahh... She found another boy like her dad. I love a happy ending.
😆 Well, y'know they say you end up marrying people just like your parents.
That gives me an escape plan.
- just make it look like the yandere mom kidnapped me FOR HERSELF, then the dad will think she's unfaithful. Then, her hold on him will be broken when he believes that she no longer loves him - and then he'll dispose of the yandere FOR me.
Crazy is a.. "Strong" term! Personally I prefer "Devoted" rather than saying crazy.
Hahaha, little from column A, little from column B...
"Enthusiastic" is a good adjective, too.
Mother:"You won't even have to make any threats!"
Daughter:"I wasn't going to make any threats!"
MC: "H-hey let's not be too hasty, maybe just a tiny threat?" *Masochism intensifies*
X'D
I love this mom
She’s honestly so sweet
We all love this lady, she’d be that amazing grandma with cookies-
PLs
She just mentioned cookies
Lemme marry ur child
Hold on a minute...I don't know who to fear more, you ma'am or your daughter!!!!
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I TOOK THE BUS BACK HOME
😆🤣
I was looking for an ASMR video to let me sleep, but this was too interesting and funny especially finding out that the dad is into kidnapping that I failed to fall asleep but successfully get a chuckle out of it lol
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Sorry it wasn't sleep inducing, though! I'm more of an "Audio Roleplays with Occasional ASMR" type channel. I hope the comedy makes up for it at least!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Its okay! It was very funny and wholesome! Pls make more of 'em!!!
This has got to be my favourite yandere audio I've ever heard
Script: Top Tier
Voice Work: 900/10
Just the entire thing was so fun to listen and imagine too so.... Thanks a bunch yoy have a special talent Vanilla
best ever
I like to imagine that the listener is only as calm about this situation because this isn’t the first time they’ve been kidnapped, and this just so happens to be the nicest one to date.
“Ya know, usually I’d have a weapon pointed at me. This time I have a plate of cookies. I consider this a win.”
I fucking adore the conversation between the mother and daughter and I'm just tied up like "can I please get free so I can eat those cookies myself? There's no popcorn for this show so cookies will have to do."
Listener, watching this happening: slowly tipping the chair on one leg toward the plate of cookies and eating them with their face
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Wasnt expecting to read that. I am a very happy woman tonight after having that laugh. Plus, this would so be me if I was in that situation.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thinking on your feet is a life skill.
I can tell just how much fun you had recording this one, bud! Hearing someone having so much fun is fun in and of itself! I could not get the mental image of Dexter's mother and Yumi of Puffy AmiYumi having this back-and-forth out of my head, LOL.
HA! I love that!! And yeah, I did have fun! Especially trying to nail the "Dexter's Mom" delivery. (Initially it was WAY too midwestern, to the point of almost being indecipherable! 😆) Thanks for being here to hear it!
'are those the dreamy eyes of someone who isn't into being kidnapped and getting tied up?'
nah ma'am, i don't care about that, you just make REALLY good cookies-
Me: Oh god, I’ve been kidnapped!
Momdere: would you like some cookies and milk
Me in my mind: Okay, so if the cookies are chocolate chip we see how this plays out, if it’s raisins, we escape like Houdini
**laughs in tiny wrists**
Who
@@beanery8743 tiny what
@@abysswalker2594 Le connection to my hands and arms that let my hands rotate sort of
"MOMDERE" HAHAHAHA
That title is an absolute treasure, I don't find myself saying "Well Damn, Impressive" alot and this just earned one, and the video lived up to it so 10/10 would watch again.
"Am I going to need therapy after walking on this?" Foreshadowing on this...
These kinds of comedy audios are perfect variety for all those lovey dovey audios every now and then. Thank you for this audio. I had really fun listening this.
*looks at the mom * has anyone ever told you you sound like a 50s TV sitcom mom?
"You know, I *have* heard that! Another cookie?" -- her, probably
You got a pretty good mom voice
Thank you! I certainly tried.
I love that the mother is a psychopathic version of the mom on Bobby's world.
The dynamic of everyone in this scene is priceless. I laughed my butt off about the phone call with her dad. The typical embarrassing the daughter thing.
Thanks for making such a fun and bazaar scene to enjoy.
Audrey: I am so sorry about this…
Me: Nah, she’s feeding me cookies *and* giving me time away from my brother so I’m fine :D
This a refreshing take on yanderes.
I like this kind of idea
Me too! yandere_enjoyer created a fantastically original storyline!
I would be in the chair tied up laughing like a hyena because of the whole situation
This would be a nice funny dark comedy slice of life anime.
I think so too!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio part 2, part 2, part 2!!!
Uncle Bob sounds pretty interesting about that mole people business. Anyways despite how kind get crazy the mother is, she’s a pretty good wingwomen ngl, and I almost laughed at the father’s voice.
"and makes a mean apple pie" holy shit I love this line
This has huge story potential.
And the Adam's family vibes is just hilarious
I...I think I'm in love with the mom.
*profile pic* hello dear
@@Lover_Of-Sinners When are you getting me my discord nitro?
@@GirIKisser soon dear. Soon
@@Lover_Of-Sinners 😆
Audrey: (sarcastically) Thank you for kidnapping my crush, Mom. Now we'll live happily ever after.
[20 happy years later]
Audrey, under her breath in bed: Goddammit...
The cartoon mom voice saying such fucked up shit is the best thing I've ever seen in my life
Aw thank you! I’m so glad that performance choice worked out as intended. 🥰
@@VanillaVelvetAudio it was a great choice honestly, I kept thinking about Robbie's parents from gravity falls and its such a fun concept
This is very good out of all the yandere ASMR I've listen to I've never once heard a perky yandere one
Thank you! I've done quite a few perky yanderes (my very first audio was one, in fact!) so if you're looking for more of the same, you can find them on my channel. Thanks for listening!
Mom: She writes a lot of little hearts with your name in her diary~
Me: *grinning* Awww, how cute!
Not the worst kidnapping, honestly. We got cookies and milk, a friendly mother-in-law, and an adorable potential girlfriend - all wins in my book!
Yeah my last one cut off 2 fingers
this is the most mom voice I've heard in a long time
I love it. It's like if June Cleaver kidnapped you for Daria.....
How apt. I love that description!
I heard this story from someone else but it’s all the little subtleties and nuances that make your version unique and so much better! It’s what keeps me coming back for your content every time. Keep up the great work. You’re doing a fantastic job!💙
Wow, thank you! I really appreciate that.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you’re very welcome! I discovered your adopting a yandere series first and have been hooked ever since. Just goes to show that even when we think we’re too screwed up or different that there’s definitely someone for everyone.
Me : * Waking up to a "devoted" mom *
Also me to the daughter : Help,I don't wanna die,but can I have more cookies ?
I love it! Have a nice day Vanilla
Pancakes 🥞
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!!
🍴😈
Oooooh this sounds like a lot of those 1950's sitcoms!
This was pure comedy thank you for the giggles.
Aw, you're welcome. Thank you for being here to hear it!
I respect a mom that goes this far to make there kid happy
the only reason why im not complaining is because this is really fun to watch you two having this conversation also because the drugs havnt fully worn off yet
Wow, this is a unique dynamic form of storytelling.
This was hilarious! You really nailed the persona of both people perfectly. I have to agree with the listener. Yeah, her mum is a bit unconventional, but her heart was in the right place and they enjoyed it anyway.
This is the hands down funniest roleplay I've ever listened to
Man you nailed that old timey sitcom mom sound i felt like ik was thrown back in time. You blew this script out of the water and gave these two so much personality. I just found out about your channel and having a blast binging your god tier videos.
This was a genuine riot to listen to! I loved every minute of it XD
I’m so thrilled you liked it! Thank you!
I loved the whole thing. I love the way the mom twists things around and the way that the daughter could not accept it and challenged it. LOL LOL! I thought it was a twist having the guy actually be into it. And I like the way the reactions and the tones matched up so beautifully to the plot. Bravo
Me; (starts exhibiting signs of liking the kidnapping)
Me; There's no way that I'd- wait. It was the cookies. She did something to the cookies!
DON'T TRUST THE PASTRIES! IT'S A TRAP!!!
God the mom is so charismatic
YOU NEED TO GO PRO WITH THESE VOICE ACTING SKILLS! ive never heard a va do two distinct voices and pull both off.
3:42 literally my fav reaction of all time
Same I find the deadpan reaction really funny
“What do you mean “Ha ha that's so her!” Dad!”
For the record, that was the point in the audio where I lost it completely and laughed so loudly it startled my neighbours cat and made it fall off the garden fence. Only I was inside my house at the time. I didn't even know I could do that. So. Yeah. You might need a “Potentially Dangerous to Passing Animals” warning for this one, just an fyi.
Seriously, what a delight! So much fun and absolutely hysterical, from beginning to end. It gave me the same feeling watching an old screwball comedy does: sheer joy. :) I can't even begin to imagine how challenging it must be to play two characters in the same audio, especially ones who sound and behave so differently, but you handle it with aplomb. Mum's deranged sweetness was utter perfection and Audrey's reaction to, well, everything is one of the best examples of “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” I've ever heard. Her journey from dismay to more dismay to yet more dismay was fantastic (for us, at least) and her reaction to Listeners rapid acceptance of their kidnapping was the cherry on the sundae. Short version, (ha, ha, never) I loved it. Thank you so much for sharing it! :)
Also, congratulations on your first 20k subscribers!! So incredibly well deserved, and with your wonderful talent and drive, here's looking forward to many more milestones to come! :)
I lost it at
"Mom kind of kidnapped one of my classmates"
"..."
"What do you mean "haha that's so her"?!"
One of the funniest yandere audio RPs out there
That was amusing. And original, first time I hear of a marriage grade of successful yandere relationship and the mom doing the kidnapping.
Also now every time there's two character in the audio I'm gonna play a guessing game if it's just you or you and Juniper before peeking into the description.
Thanks! This isn't the first recording of this script out there (I think mine is the third or fourth version?) but I agree it's a very original plot! And of course I had to put my dirty little fingerprints all over the script to make a great idea even wackier ^^;
I look forward to your guesses! I don't know when I'll play a role against myself again, but it was definitely a fun challenge this time out and now I want to push it even farther.
Vanilla Velvet battle royal incoming
I always find this script amusing, but your impression of it was spot on and hilarious! Well done
This not first time Treasure Goblin gots kidnapped, but first time he was fed homemade cookies! Also it appears that Treasure Goblin is very easy to kidnap
This is beautifully hilarious, I love it! And the fact that the father sounds like Cousin It over the phone after the mention of the Addams Family makes it even better.
It is really does. Even the Addams Family line wass funny in itself, but with this little extra it is a real Pure gold.
the mothers voice is so nice she can say the most scariest thing and id be smiling and grinding
This febru-dere event is awesome‼️💯
Thank you! I hoped it would be! 😁
Cucumber Approved
Thank you, Cucumber!
I know this is crazy... But I like crazy!
And if she's a Tomboy then we have a deal.
"Welcome to the Madhouse! We have free Milk and freshly baked home-made cookies!"
Much love from UK Vel! Congratulations on 20k!
😄💙😄💙
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thank you so much for being one of the amazing people who's pushed me to 20k! I couldn't have done it without you. 🤗
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
You're amazing! You deserve it all and more!
Don't you ever forget it!
😄💙
D'aw shucks. I'll try! 🤗🥰
The daughter: How is that not terrible
Me: HOW IS THAT NATURAL
I already can see a animation version of this ASMR in my head.
I think the can-do attitude of the mother, makes it feel less like a kidnapping and more like a warm forceful welcome
That mom's Cheerful voice is making me shivering
those two are an amazing comedy duo
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Love the comedy in this audio. Really impressive! I also like the idea of Audrey and the listener being a normal couple with this weird how-they-met story.
Glad you enjoyed it! And I'm sure they won't be the only folks at the family reunion with a meet-cute story like this one ^^;
This one is particularly funny and great. I've listened to it multiple times already. :D
this was awesome , the mom was so sweet and the twist with dad. wonder how an actual date would go. I know I would be especially if getting a mountain of home baked cookies and a tomboy gf . I'm sold
For a part 2, you and the tomboy go to the woods to try and have a date without her family stalking them, and proceed to get lost running away from the mom.
Aye yo you had me at sassy tomboy gf and cookies
To be fair, I think she had the Listener way before that. Y'know, around the time of the kidnapping. 😆
“Shouldn’t this worry you?”
Well i mean. Those cookies are pretty damn good.
every time i hear or say the Addams Family _(snap snap)_ i do the snapping bit, apparently even while laying in bed listening to an audio rp
😆 Me too! You have no idea how hard it was to contain my snaps while recording that line.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio haha mad respect i dont have nearly that much self control
i hope you did some celebratory snaps after the recording was done
You did a truly outstanding job performing both roles. From the sugary sweet mother to the gruff tomboy both were effortlessly distinct and perfectly captured their intended character. Made all the more impressive since the mother and daughter, and how they play off of each other, basically carry the scene. I really did keep forgetting you were talking to yourself.
The story itself was fantastic. Through with the mother emphasizing how she kidnapped her husband out of love and that it was consensual...is this a distant sequel to the shy, gentle Yanderre who who asked to kidnap the Listener?
And it would be neglectful not to mention the daughter and father scene, quite possibly the funniest part of the whole audio.
And the listener's response that they woke up to a nice lady with cookies...couldn't help but grin at that.
the more you listin to this it sounds like a sitcom
We did not need to bring up my sleep schedule we did not have to bring that energy into the studio today ✋️💀
I love this audio so much, I love the characters, the story, the dynamic between the parents and the child, and how well everything was placed. Not gonna lie, I find this quite funny. Especially the part where the mom calls the dad. Good job! ❤️🤣
your content put smiles on my face
That was really good! Both the plot and the roleplay. The only thing is that I couldn't hear anyone but Mori Caliope in daughter's voice.
This moms the best
She has the "World's Best Mom" mugs in the kitchen to prove it.
Something about Ma's cadence reminds me of the Strawberry Shortcake from the 2000's 😂
Haha, I can kind of hear that!
Audrey: you've lost it
Mom: lost what?
Audrey: you marbles
Mom: oh I never had any to begin with
Me: ........I like your mom
I also love the who "am I gonna need therapy after walking in on this?" 😆❤
Her: your atrocious sleep schedule
Me: I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO BE EXPOSED!
That was hilarious. I loved it. Such entertaining story telling. Keep enjoying the expression of your creativity!
“Mom...what the fawk?”
“Sweetie! Language.”
“You interrupted cookie time...”
Loved it, lowkey thought it would’ve been hilarious if it ended up the listener was gonna kidnap the daughter and this just made things quicker. Like it may have skipped a generation on her side but now she has a crazy partner
Another great role play video for the books! It has been an honor to get kidnapped so many times by so many Yanderes they give me the love I never knew I wanted:The violent obsession kind :) ❤️❤️❤️
Aw, thank you! Just do me a favor and keep that stuff confined to the fictional realm. I want my audience to stay nice and safe in their real world relationships!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio the same for you Vel :)