Cool camping ideas to survive in jungle ⛺
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- čas přidán 24. 01. 2023
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“Condom save your life” what a great tag line
oh yeah💀
😂
Yes you need to fucck the trees in the jangles 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A condom can store 6 to 10 liters of water and will do in a pinch if you need to haul drinking water with you for some reason. Filling them without water pressure is hard though. Another thing you can do with them, when risking frostbite on your hands, is to piss in it and use is as a improvised handwarmer. It will however NOT light a fire like shown in the video.
I doubt water is sufficiently dense to refract light, in that amount, to start a flame. Notice the photo does not show the latex water filled object and the tinder bursting into flame in the same frame.
Noted : a condom is more important than a lighter on a camping trip
But it does have 2 purposes
Lol
@Molly who
😂😂😂
😅
“How to cut with no knife”
*casually uses knife in next one*
They’re different hacks what’s the problem
“No knife cutting” The next hack: So you’re going to first grab a knife-
I'm especially excited about the part where I'll have 4 yards of duct tape, but not a water bottle.
Lmao fr
You’d be surprised how many people carry duck tape in apocalyptic survival situations. It is just something useful that people tend to make sure to have on them.
@@Getsuei_Tsugikuni you're right. I am surprised to know that.
@@ClovertheUnburntSo now that you know that, how many people carry it with them?
What about the part where he makes a hole in a tuna can that has a tab on it
that's the most complicated way I've ever seen to open a tuna can
The tuna tin has oil in it, so it acts as a candle. After that, you can still eat the tuna without wasting it.
@@user-du4de2cb8z
Then,,,, They Should've Let it BURN for a SECOND or Two !!!!!!!! 😏
@@magaforever6979 True I agree with that😂
@@user-du4de2cb8z i get my tuna in water though
@@user-du4de2cb8z but it dint burn like a candle at all did it. just burnt down the tissue then finished.
Morale of story: 'Always walk with your Rubbers when heading into the Jungle!' 😂😂😂
I think you don't know about condom I'm only 11 years old but I know everything.
@@golapbasumatari9423 I'm 14 and i used these already
@@golapbasumatari9423 😅
@@Eun-u355yes that's him officer
@@benitomussolini3121 shh..
“Toilet paper” bro. You expect someone stranded in a jungle to have that 💀
My sister said what type of balloon is that 💀💀. Her childhood is ruined.
💀
Why did you tell her?
What did you tell her ?! 😂
I said "I don't know". 🙂
My littile brother also asked me 😑 and I said..... I don't know
Yes, I would have that stuff with me in the jungle
I can understand that🤣
I forgot a knife but I happen to have a garrote 😁
Why would you bring a condom to the jungle
Some kinky ahh
I liked the bit where you changed the rubber for a magnifying glass lens.
That didn't call rubber-
Bot 😂
But in USA they called comdom as Rubber
But in USA they called the Condom as rubber
Alternate title: Take the entirety of Home Depot with you on a camping trip
Yeah, when you are in the jungle clinging to life, you definitely have all these materials handy.
me going into a forest with string, tape a condom and tissues....
Edit: Holy moly a thousand likes.. Thanks
Don’t forget knife and tuna can…🫥
😅you forgot the gag
Don't forget lighter to burn
Make her feel hot down there. No need to bring a lot of things
Hahahaha😂
the fact that she had that in her pocket says something.
SHES A GUY!
That hitman finisher on the banana was a killer! 🍌
Those stick-on suture things would be amazing, I've just been sticking to filling unzipped skin with clay powders for years now because I ended up doing that anyway after what urgent care did failed completely and I still had to deal with an open hole. Antibacterial stuff only does so much for me with the antibiotic resistant staph already having entered my blood barrier being injured too often in a tropical rainforest.
Clay works well enough, cleaned and changed as regularly as any other kind of bandage. What's weird is I have different kinds of clays/powders integrated in my wounds now, because I started with food-grade Diatomacious Earth and nowadays I use food-grade Bentonite Clay. They're both antimicrobials AND edible. And ancient.
Lesson learned: bring duct tape to the jungle.
Don't forget to take condoms
BSA approved, but that bucket sucks
Also the lesson girls should just carry around condoms w them everywhere
Don’t forget the condom
Kallmekris has to see this LMAO
To all those saying that you wouldn't have these items in a jungle, you're all wrong. They have all of these for sale in The Jungle gift shop! The Rubber doubles as a snake pouch if you're lucky enough to catch one!
This song name plz
The soundtrack is also available in the gift shop.
@@doug7677 only for 10 wooden coins
@The_Avocado_Group🤪 di.. ding dong is what i meant
Bro are gonna the dirty in jungles💀💀
Its is good idea for covering the wound when you don't have badge, it will protect your wound from bacteria 👍🏻
Ahh yes protection even when you aren’t using it the intended way.
Accept it she is virgin
When I frequent the jungle, I always have my painters tape and rubbers handy
Well condoms and tape are both good things to carry if your hiking or camping
@@mcfatsac what do you mean by that, what do yall do on camps 🤨📸
@@felixkmkz2717 we’ll tape is good for fixing things that break an condoms are good for carrying water if you get lost
@@mcfatsac the best thing you think of to carry water is a condom?
@@felixkmkz2717 no but it’s tiny take up no space or weight and is good if your on the trail for a long time and meet someone lol Swiss Army knife kinda thing plus condoms are sterile so there’s that too
“Babe, this water tastes…numbing and warming?”
Caption:Cool camping ideas to survive in jungle
Video: teaches how to cut a banana with a string🥲
“Alr my kids I’m going to use this adult ballon to save your lives”
Parents:no need
*No knife cutting.*
* uses a knife 2s after *
"Yeah and i always carry a condom on my pocket"
"WTF CONDOM SAVE LIVES, NEW OFFER"
Me - I need a condom.
-Ohh, so u finally get a girlfriend.
Me - No, I need to survive in wild.
She carries condom but she didn't carry any matchbox or litter 😂😂😂😂😂😅
yea because condoms are more important...
😂😂😂😂😂
😘😘😘😘😘😘
😂😂😂😂😂
She also carried a roll of tape 🤣
В лес спички не взяла, но резинка обязательно с собой…вдруг медведь
Ахахах неожиданный поворот событий...
Я в шоці в ліс, ПРЕЗИКИ 😳
Главное СИНЯЯ ИЗОЛЕНТА!🤣🤣🤣
Good idea 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Dracula-666. а это она на всякий случай взяла, вдруг волки, а то и хлеще МеДвЕдЯ?😂😂😂
Nao esqueça da fita adesiva se for ir na selva kk,
Definitely gonna pack A TUNA CAN and TOILET PAPER on my camping trip! 😊
※普通の人はゴムを常備してません
※この動画は日本で作られたものでは無いのでそもそも(普通)が違います、押し付けは止めましょう。
外国
くっここは無人島かっ？ふっそんなこともあーろうーかと
てれれれてれんコンド○厶！
日本人
南国しか勝たんっしょジャバァン
外国だとわりとみんな持ってたよ
@@gaigaigaigaigai 外国ってすげぇや
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“no knife cutting” proceeds to cut something with a knife
Ñqq
no that was just metal wire
when u got only coconut out there💀
@@pickles7168 they mean the tuna can after
I was thinking the same😂😂😂
なんでポケットに当たり前みたいな感じでゴムが入ってるんだwww
街中とか人前で落としたら絶対恥ずいww
I am going to take everything but camping accessories 🗿👍🏼
Who cuts the banana 🤣
Seee..ikr🤣
Also fixes it so you don't need the condom
Only psychopaths cut a banana before you peel it. 🤣
They got their priorities sorted on bringing a condom instead of a lighter or matches
"Do u need anything for your camping?"
YES
yes. thanks for the hack. next time I'm going camping, I'll make sure to go with a condom 💀💀
And a girl along with u 😂
@@jashajain911 oh hell nah boi America out
Condoms, bc you'll still need one and duck tape
@@prfox1827 what.....? I don't understand bro
And tape, and string... it must be very wild
You don't have a match box but you have "balloon".. Great👏👏
BALLOON really i trout it was a banana😈
No it's a c*m 😂🤣
@@jashajain911 nah bro i didnt know that lol
balon🗿
"Shit is that a-" *checks comments*
Bro went from fun DIY hacks to 5 minute crafts💀
Сложенный пакет занял бы меньше места чем такой огромный рулон изоленты!
А что она сделала с консервой ? Так и не поняла...
@@user-yy9eo1dt2h она не ищет легких путей🤣
@@user-yy9eo1dt2h она её подожгла.
А вот ЗАЧЕМ знает только она.
Это скучно холодное кольцо дёрнуть. Надо раскалить и потом к ручью с кондомом охлаждать.
My dude getting a prep for anytime apocalypse 💀
皆は適切な道具を持っていこうね
Bruh if you brought the knife 🔪 then you could’ve brought the portable stove
bro the tuna can had me dead☠️. Just pull on the tab lol
I think this was saying it cooked the tuna?
@@TheCumberCoIlective you can eat it straight out of the can tho I was thinking it was some shitty candle
@@thisisaperson660 lol
Them: Uses thread to cut fruits
Also them: Proceeds to pierce a tuna can 😅
That first one would be a good prototype for upgraded butterfly stitches.
They have ones like this basically.. They stick on, then you push the sides together and it clicks like a zip-tie and holds the wound together
For those times I travel and MIGHT get lost in the jungle, I'll make sure to be stocked with condoms and duct tape.
😂😂😂
Какая большая синяя изолента. Я обязан такой приобрести, чтобы всё дома работало.
О , наши !
Не знаешь нафига они в консервы солфетку вставили и сожгли ?
Це ни изолента це скочь
@@user-qp4nv4bg3e солфетку просто так сажгли кацап
Condoms are the most useful stuff ever made in Human history
I'm proud of you son, when you can bring lighters instead of condoms
BRO WHOS GOING TO HAVE A CAN OF TUNA AND TOILET PAPER IN THE FOREST-
A camper? Someone who intentionally came to the forest with supplies that would normally contain exactly those two objects and hopefully more…
My question is BRO WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT WITH A TUNNA CAN AND TOILET PAPER!
@silkandstones5964 For a Candle,, Hopefully it's the Tuna in OIL ! 😏
Last one was really amazing ❤
Imagine not having a Lighter or a match stick, but have condoms
All items I don’t have in my own house. I’m glad the jungle can supply the things.
Her using condom:
That one dude: "I used tha-"
Excuse me but…
WHO BRINGS A CONDOM TO GO CAMPING OR JUST TO CARRY WITH THEM?
We over here starting fires with condoms, but yet they're supposed to (9/10 times) protect you from someone starting their own fires 😂😂🤭
If you're stuck in a jungle, eating the oil from the tuna can would be 1000 times smarter than using it for a candle.
It's not even used as a candle in this video, but as a way to "cook" the tuna that is ALREADY cooked🤦♂️
And don't ask HOW they manage to cook canned tuna in salt water, because that's not even oil🤣
The can and líd provide uses all on its own. Lid for cutting and can for starting f🔥 😂🤣😅
Osea Sacas Una Cuerda Para Partir La Fruta ...Y Un Cuchillo Para Abrir Una Lata De Atún 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And it's so intended 😂😂😂
5 min crafts be like:
🤔😏"New plans let's go!"
全部のリアクションが「え〜？！」
で終わったの自分でも草なんだけど
Нужно переименовать в "Лайфхаки по выживанию в лесу, если рядом есть магазин 1000 мелочей и Пятёрочка".
Совершенно верно 😂
Норм человек не подождет консервы чтобы ее открыть
🙄
И банан не станет разрезать проводкой 😂
The string to cut fruit part is pretty accurate. String can be quite deadly. If someone where to wrap it around someone’s throat, it could cut it.
you're talking about piano wire
No it wouldn't there's a bone dumbass
Five minutes craft has now turned into Five minutes survival craft
Не забудьте унести из леса весь пластик, что принесли с собой.
When you don't have a knife but youve got a chainsaw to cut the tree...
Chinese video..
😭😂😂😂
Riddle:
Who carries rolls of tape on a camp trip?
Answer:
The person whot does NOT take a Fire Starter & Water Purifyer.
hence proved kids of the comments 🤣
that Condoms have same purpose but in different places.
lighting fire🔥
-Why did you took condoms to the jungle?!
-lifehack videos
did the person who made this video watch it before it was uploaded? 😂
Why? Are you against people who uses condoms in order to survive?
Xavieeerrrrrr
😂😂
Nope. This was from a content farm.
Exactly...🤣
キャンブになんつーもん持ってきてんだよwww
色々聞きたいんだがなんでゴムが出てきたwwwww
condoms : finally some no stigma usage
other camping items: emotional damage
Ok Google What is The Best Way to Survive In jungle
Le Google: A Condom ,A Condom can. Save Human life while surviving in jungles
always make sure you bring your funny balloons with you on the trip!
BEAR GRILLS HAS LEFT THE CHAT😂
BEAR GRILLS WHAT? THE TIN OF TUNA? AND WHERE IS THE FRENCH CAT?
AND THERE AREN'T ANY BEARS IN THE JUNGLE 🤣🤣
The person your referring to is called Bear Grylls.
"We may need condoms to repopulate the Earth"
Joey Tribbiani
Where do you find a tuna can with pop top? Everywhere I go you have to have a can opener
Survival kit 2023- 1× condom etc.😂
Moral of the story. Not having a duct tape should be punishable by death
It's giving ✨5 minute craft vibes✨
Uh Oh. I'm in trouble! Better grab my Survival Condom and Jungle Tape!
Disclaimer, when you are camping and you have a wound that should be stitched, you should stop camping!
What did that do to/for the tuna?
hahaha
Tonno affumicato?ah ah ah che schifezza
Yap, wtf for 🤣
It cooked the tuna (which is not needed), and also adding smoky flavour 👍
i thought it's a candle hahaha
I think carrying lighter is better than carrying condam 😅
Before 15 year's i watched this video And then I went to the jungle with all these materials and today I am in heaven.😢
She got the ''special Ballon''💀
This kills my medical sense of how wounds really work lol
You would want your wound closed if you already have it cleaned. It helps to prevent infections. Ductape is fine, but there is no need to tinker with ductape and string. Just stick ductape on one side pull it to close the wound, stick it on to another side.
@@dansmirnov236 I'm glad someone else knows, but you want to really make sure you clean it with some alcohol or something otherwise you really rolling the dice on that.
Them: No knife cutting
Also them: *shows knife in next clip*
That's right! I always keep a rubber in my bug out bag to start fires with. Who doesn't?
Tissue paper is a word toilet paper is an emotion😅
Both are different 😎
You sure you've been camping before?
Who tf is bringing an adult balloon and 4 yards of tape with them in the jungle 😂😂😂
“If you don’t have a knife”
Proceeds to use a knife.
My Grandad was lost in the jungle for 2 months on a military mission, and if I showed him this he would freaking slap me 💀
So truee
ツッコミどころが多すぎるぅ笑笑😂😂
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