[TOTK] Zelda Catches You w/ Riju ft. Patricia
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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2023
- Riju unintentionally has started Zelda'a villian arc.
#nintendoswitch #tearsofthekingdom #totk #legendofzelda #nintendo #funnymoments #videogames #gaming #gamingcommunity #gameplay #purah #link #zelda #riju #memes #urbosa #purah - Hry
This 35 second vid contains more gold than the thunder helm
Okay I laughed
@@megabolt1same
Nope, ad and THunder helm are far better like gold than this horrid thing.
@watchingeye718 Jealous Zelda will find your location
The thunder helm is made out of topaz 🤓
“What man wants a woman who can crush literal diamonds with her abs?” Um…a man of culture?
Agreed
No words are as true as this
Death by snu snu?
@@nicholaswopperer5092 Doesn't have to be death. Just snu snu. If anything, it makes you feel more alive.
Guilty as charged.
Real reason Zelda fights Ganon. She is trying to stop gerudo women from stealing link
Her resolve knows no bounds
@@megabolt1 in every timeline too.
Even if they got thier hands on him he be done in a week less if he has potions
Since Ganon is basically ganondwarf and he is a gerudo man, Zelda fights ganon to stop gerudo MEN from stealing link
Well she far her work cut out for her. I swear in totk, all Link has to do is look at most gerudo and it starts raining in the desert...😘 Nintendo made those ladies REALLY thirsty in this one.
Riju 100% is the little sister to bond with her bigger brother and then bully Zelda
I dare you to do one about link torturing koroks next.
(Or you can’t do that?)
Okey sorry but I want to see it.
@@Bio_that_Milk_THICC I'm scared Zelda will be into it
@@megabolt1 truly. I think link doesn’t even want to fight ganon to save her. Ganon isn’t keeping her there to make the hero come for her no. Ganon is keeping her from him.
@Bio_that_Milk_THICC but yeah im 100% making a vid of the koroks. I just need to get creative lol
@@megabolt1 okey. Very cool👍 can wait
Not patrica and who doesn’t want a woman that could crush your head
lol ikr
The majority of the men throughout human history up until this point it seems.
@@gabrieltejada1697 true
Which head? And with which body parts?
I'm not interested in a woman being able to crush the head on my shoulders, but the other one with a specific internal organ I'm all for.
Ganon was the Hero for sealing away Zelda for 100 years
Ganon: ‘And now you see. For all of these many eons, the lot of you have painted me as the villain, but where are we now?? Do you see? DO YOU ALL SEE?? I’ve been trying to bring an end to an ancient evil which you all tout as the innocent princess!’
Counterpoint, he killed Urbosa.
@@armanfrancis1786 I'd argue that was technically in self defence.
@@armanfrancis1786Just urbosa? Is that the only one you're concerned about?
Cause like, ALL the Champions died too, including Link technically, and the people in the Town outside Hyrule castle
@@termicrafteron2794 I only mentioned Urbosa because of the context of the video.
NOOO PATRICIA WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO DESERVE THIS???
Unfortunately she will become a casuality of war
@@megabolt1 The gravest crime of all:
She allied herself with Riju
Zelda pulling the “guilty by association” card in a scenario like this. Diabolical.
I'm pretty sure those puns of hers are a violation of the Geneva Convention
zelda is slowly becoming way more villainous than ganondorf himself
Sorry Zelda, but a woman with abs that could cut diamonds sounds fantastic
I never played Botw, when I saw mr. hudson and his wife I was jelly lol.
@@jileelbeta
@@DirtyBobBojangles Big man talking shit on the internet. Get a life. Its a video game.
Cutting diamonds with abs is a very unattractive quality. If she can do that to diamonds what can she do to your body while she clings to you while riding on your lap?
Plot twist: This isn’t Ganon’s trickery, Zelda legitimately feels these thoughts, she just hides them to uphold the image of the kingdom’s loving princess. But deep down, Ganon’s influence as puppet Zelda has brought these feelings to light.
You can be mad at Riju, Zelda…
But if you *EVER* touch that seal, Ganondorf will be the least of your concerns.
I'm all for the protection of Patricia
Link:(sings giant women song)
Zelda:......
*Nom*
I sing this song to my wife anytime either of us come across a Gerudo or go to see one of the Great Fairies in BotW/TotK.
If she crushes your head like a watermelon between her thighs, you're doing things right.
Put this on a T-shirt
*hydromelon
Watermelons aren't real I've never seen one (i stole all of the watermelons in hyrule)
Dude riju is either 17-15 😐
@@arlancates863explohd didn’t say anything about riju, this is about gerudo women in general. Mind outta the gutter bro
@@gektoast4968in theory, he didn't even say Gerudo, he just said "She", implying he's talking about a woman
Link: You leave Patricia out of this!!
War will break out once Riju inevitably calls Link her Onii-Chan, as revenge for threatening Patricia. >:)
Part 2 Zelda will finally snap
Please do it
She hasn't snapped yet?
Zelda's just a princess, Riju is my queen
Well technically by right of blood and the previous monarch (her father) being deceased, the only thing stopping Zelda from becoming queen is herself.
okay nonce
@@Asparagun
Well she hasn't been corinated so...
Well you see Zelda, Riju is right.
Link: Zelda! Chill! We're just playing Monopoly!
Zelda could get away with a lot after saving hyrule and all. Committing war crimes on koroks like Link is totally fine but she better not dare touch Patricia
Sans the skeleton would find her worse then Frisk/chara
Imagine if Zelda caught Link with Phantom Ganon disguised as Zelda
New video idea you GENIUS
@@megabolt1 Damn this is going to be funny, also now I remember that the yiga disguised as Zelda exist
She’d be 1000 times scarier than she was in the Purah vid-
I was thinking it’d be funny for Zelda to be jealous over the goddess status because they are literally another version of hylia
Oh I await the video where Zelda tells Link how bad Zelda is
i like the kinda woman who can actually just kill me
Don't we all
Zelda is asking what kind of a man wants a muscular woman, and I'm over here thinking about how unbelievably happy I would be if my girlfriend/wife has my back during a bar fight.
What about if you're girlfriend/wife would break any womens neck that would look at you funny. I realised that sounds like zelda and riju personalities combined
"What man wants a woman that could crush his head with her thighs?"
Me: >.>
We have been exposed
The brown sugar got Link acting unwise, Zelda about to commit war crimes.
How can you say that Zelda?? Look at how adorable she is with her lil sand seal! Seeing her so excited and bouncy when she thinks no one is watching is straight up preciousness.
Zelda simply is the jealous older sister
@@megabolt1 I think it's more zelda being jelous that link has far better options like Riju and that every single one of those better options have a crush/are into Link
@@abhikergaming7783
Aside from Riju, Impa's granddaughter, and Purah who are the other options? I haven't played either game.
@@lilchristuten7568 I was thiking about Miphas spirit but that might sound silly
@@abhikergaming7783
Well she's a spirit so she's not really an option because Link can't touch her or reproduce with her.
Link: “Sorry lady’s, didn’t hear you. I was to distracted by mommy Purah”
Mommy? She's about the same age as Zelda and Link.
You go after Patricia I go after you…and probably die in the process but still
Don't worry about Riju, Zelda. It's Urbosa with that rizz!
Indeed
Link and Riju is my head cannon. Link deserves someone who won’t turn into a dragon for eternity
Tf? Wdym by that? She turned into a dragon for him
"who won't turn into a dragon for eternity"
Someone hasn't completed the game it seems
@@Medlekyes... Don't make any spoiler to him... Let him discover
Oh absolutely
Link being like 20 and Riju being like 14 in TotK;
Zelda the Yandere...
Considering everything BOTW Zelda has been through it's not surprising lol.
I actually think based of BOTW and AoC she suffered alot of trauma the poor girl
"What MAN wants a woman who can crush LITERAL Diamonds with her abs? Or Crush Heads with her THIGHS?"
Keep talking zelda, i'm so close to getting bingo in the "Things Link looks for in a Woman" card
I think Link's type is plot important, redheaded NPC who's name starts with the letter M.
@@liamdalemon1525
Are you insinuating that Malon is plotrelevant?
@@Ninjaananas Well your expected to run into her multiple times throughout the game so... Okay I probably could have worded that a little better.
@@liamdalemon1525Ah, yes, Midna
I am loving this series 😂
Actually means alot since it takes some time to make these!
This shit is hilarious
Lowkey laughed while making this
@@megabolt1 high-key laughed watching it lol
You know how Zelda starts acting evil in totk? Yeah. This.
This is just the Zelda Lore in HD
No, not Patricia!!! Lmao 🤣
We need a wholesome video where zelda admires link and Tulin's friendship.
Tulin is the only one who can save us now
I just got this recommended to me and I'm loving these uploads man. This deserves more views 😂
I want these to one day be included when we look at the Legend of Zelda lore
“What man wants a woman who can crush literal diamonds with her abs?!”
👀
Especially an older woman
I was onboard until she threatened Patricia. Don't you dare seal my Seal.
Seriously one of the best videos I've seen in ages! Good job man haha
Thank you! This one was super fun to make
Can confirm I had this cutscene happen
Zelda be mad hating 🤣🤣
Just wait until Zelda finds out about Sidon
You know you've pissed someone off when they go after your pet too
Riju got humbled real quick
Oh no. She stole Ludwig’s theme. Stuffs about to go down.
It only gets worse from here brother
Zelda’s coping so hard right now because she know’s Riju’s better.
Redhead: exist
Cassandra: and I took that personnaly
Redheads are a natural enemy to the blondes
@@megabolt1 I thougth the natural ennemy of redheads was hollywood.
F moment for Patricia.
The end is funny the: THEN I AM GOING AFTER PATRICIA-
The editing in this video is insane
Took me a min to get all of my saved clips lol
Whoa, leave Patricia out of this.
I personally don't mind what happens to Riju as long as it isn't on the level of the koroks, but if Zelda so much as touches Patrica, the third calamity will begin.
Top tier response
Ok tbh I do see Rjiu see link as like a older brother mainly because they let him into the town despite him not being a vai that just a shows her heart is kind well in my eyes doe :D
Edit: Im going to murder Zelda if she hurts little seal baby
Riju Better Than Zelda
Bold take friend
@@megabolt1 Thx
you take that back
I wished they would have let us use Riju's sage spirit to power up my Zonaite devices for the Korok Space Program. Sure that would break everything, but it would have been lore accurate.
Ganondorf will be the last Gerudo to worry about if Zelda touches Patricia.
Whoa whoa whoa, lets leave the sand seal out of this. Jeez, Zelda calm the f%#& down girl.
Listen Zelda, in your current state a relationship is not feasible. So Link has two options. Riju or Paya
Well, exuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
Don't worry guys. This is just Ganondorf's puppet Zelda saying this. We've all been bamboozled.
Ayo zelda chill shes a child
Whoever voiced this is freaking awesome. It sounds just like Zelda. 😢
Link be like: Well excuse me princess, unlike you I have to dealt with monsters and gloom hands and collecting korok seeds, and not to mention you have daddy issues. 😑😎
Zelda: 😳😳😳
Rauru and Sonia: Ooooh…
Ganondorf: Here I thought I was the main villain 😂
the bloodborne music gave me an out of body experience
Zelda grows more powerful every video
I hear Ludwig, the Accursed...
Zelda the Accursed you mean
Poor Zelda she just wants Link
She just wants to live a happy life but the generational timeline been screwing her over
NOOOO PATRICIA
Honestly, link X riju >zelink. Riju is entertaining. Zelda is sad. Like her cutscenes make me sad. Rijus at least have some humor.
Yall notice that Link only truly becomes free when Zelda "disappears?" TOTK takes place either six or seven years after BOTW, but that is under the assumption that Link didn't take a few years after being woken up to rescue Zelda. Just saying after stop the Divine Beast rampages, Hyrule was not in any immediate danger as a whole.
0:18 - 0:24
That's how I like them
Amen
Not Patricia! Me and you gon fight!!
The seal will be sacfriced
Jeez Zelda, chill O.o
I mean, what man does want a woman who can crush a diamond with her abes😊
What did poor poor Patricia ever do to deserve such treatment?!!! #JusticeForPatricia #NotMyPrincess. 😡😒
NOOO NOT PATRICIA!!!!!
NOT PATRICIA! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
Her blood is needed to stop Zelda I'm sorry
Not Patricia!!! NOOO!!
Is the BOTW Riju or TOTK Riju because TOTK takes place 6-7 years + however long you take to finish Ganon. In my case Korok Torture requires most of my attention. Also, Patricia is off-limits.
NO ZELDA DON'T HURT THE CUTE SAGE
Gerudo women are the best by far
This is the list of women ranking.
Purah >_ Riju > Paya > The Great Faries > Urbosa > Mipha > Impa > Zelda
Note: Mipha and Urbosa are currently dead, that’s why they ranked so low. Impa is also over a hundred years old and looks her age. That’s why she also was very low.
Dang Zelda is at the bottom? :(
@@megabolt1 Zelda's always been a bottom. Hehehe. That's why she's always getting kidnapped.
@@AdrenalStorm I fell into that one lmao
@@megabolt1 Yeah. She gets kidnapped or goes missing so much. It doesn’t help that she took her anger out on me when we first met 😢
Zelda is thicc, smart and a badass, sacrificed everything for Link and is mentally and physically the same age as Link
Paya does jack shit and is given zero personality. She is probably the least important "major" npc in the game. Tauro has a picture of paya in his bed and Paya is an in-universe zelink shipper according to her botw diary.
Purah only cares about science and her research. She shows no romantic interest in anyone. Never has for over a hundred years. Laughable people think she's into Link when she has never shown that in any way and also an npc that ships zelink.
Urbosa was like a mother towards Link and Zelda and is dead. Urbosa was also an in-universe zelink shipper in her diary and dialogue.
Mipha was a fish who looked 8 years old next to Link and is dead.
Riju is a child. Her size next to the actual ADULT gerudo shows that. And again, an in-universe zelink shipper
Impa??? Just like Purah, Impa has never shown interest and she's also an old woman.
Not Patricia that’s too far
I literally love Riuji she's my profile pic on switch lmao
Zelda is gonna lose her shit when the finds out about the 4 great fairys
Zelda may go full dark souls
Me who don’t give af about either of them and just wants to spend time with Paya.
Based response
Tauro has a photo of paya at his bed
Link " look Zelda I get your jealous. But don't you dare go after Patricia she is a innocent"
purah on top
WHERE DID ZELDA GET VIDEOS OF RIJU WITH SAND SEAL PLUSHIES?!
Need me a woman that will take me out of this mortal coil
Zelda exposing everyone today
Nah you crossing the line if you go after patricia
I love to see a Midna one or Fi, perhaps even Medli or Lana and Cia would be funny.
I was trynna do all the Totk ladies first but Cia and Midna are 100% on the list
If we are breaking the seal might as well do Malon and Ruto as well.
And if you wanna go OLD OLD school we can do Marin. lol
@@megabolt1 Makes sense, good luck with future videos these are really funny and I will be looking forward to later ones.
@@deltoralk I'll make it a poll and see!
Unbelievably muscular woman with red hair
Or
Hot blonde who you are destined to spend your life with protecting
You decide
PATRICIA NO
A blood sacrifice
Ah yes Zelink content is always enjoyable (also every single female being into him is also enjoyable aspecially since it's not even a lie)
Hey, voice of Riju from an AOC parody here- Mind if I make a short where Riju responds to Zelda?
It’s phantom zelda
I DO
Wait... Is that the bloodborne soundtrack? Because zelda is also deranged enough to murder people for their filthy tainted blood?
Indeed it is
@megabolt
Do fairy fountains
Zelda catches You w/ Mija ft. Tera
Noted