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  • čas přidán 24. 06. 2018
  • The Permit Patty Yakubian snitching story continues as she tells her tearful side...
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  • @puffdaddy69
    @puffdaddy69 Před 6 lety +959

    8 year old girl was selling water to get Disneyland tickets, ever since this yakubian called the police, the 8 year old girl now has received 4 tickets bought for her.

    • @BossofBosses111
      @BossofBosses111 Před 6 lety +39

      BiG CRAWFS Sometimes I love America

    • @sashanoel8766
      @sashanoel8766 Před 6 lety +16

      BiG CRAWFS what came of the 911 call though? Was the 8 Yr olds mother fined? Did police actually come out? I’m curious

    • @Jso6162
      @Jso6162 Před 6 lety +41

      Courtney Anderson they know what they be doing. It's no secret at all how ppl of color are treated when the cops show up. They love to threaten with the cops

    • @handsomepennytm8145
      @handsomepennytm8145 Před 6 lety +5

      That little girl lucked out because someone bought her tickets to Disneyland. Selling water was such a bad idea.

    • @Jso6162
      @Jso6162 Před 6 lety +35

      Michael Haupt no that is not a bad idea! On a hot day who doesn't want ice cold water? But I bet it's such a wonderful idea for the white boys and girls to sell lemonade... pls GTFOH!

  • @sogooditsbad7497
    @sogooditsbad7497 Před 6 lety +464

    She hid behind the wall like this was fornite or some shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dannyo7o7
    @Dannyo7o7 Před 6 lety +562

    She thought she had the Harry Potter invisible cloak

  • @blacklite911
    @blacklite911 Před 6 lety +626

    How is she the one crying GTFOH.

    • @morivice6835
      @morivice6835 Před 6 lety +29

      White woman tears in full effect

    • @MegamaXX500
      @MegamaXX500 Před 6 lety +7

      White tricks

    • @micheck212
      @micheck212 Před 6 lety +3

      Dumb ass bitch....

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 Před 6 lety +5

      White tears defined

    • @_sealbro
      @_sealbro Před 6 lety +5

      @Starkill3r White women are a marginalized group. Women have been marginalized since civilization began. Doesn't give this woman the right to exploit the unearned power her skin tone offers her over nonwhite women in order to silence and wrench empathy away from them.

  • @sergiopadilla5252
    @sergiopadilla5252 Před 6 lety +88

    Amy Schumer out here wilin

  • @MiamiandMerch
    @MiamiandMerch Před 6 lety +559

    I wonder were the next middle age women without a life will strike ⚡️🧐

  • @chas5930
    @chas5930 Před 6 lety +328

    Yakubias disappearus

  • @benny_bricks1286
    @benny_bricks1286 Před 6 lety +402

    Love how they play the victim after, Like you put yourself in this position. Just mind yo dam business patty!

    • @Wediharakat
      @Wediharakat Před 6 lety +3

      Benny_bricks fr fr 😂

    • @jazzjupiter9545
      @jazzjupiter9545 Před 6 lety +6

      Exactly. Mind yo business!

    • @Jso6162
      @Jso6162 Před 6 lety +11

      Or buy a damn water! She looked like she needed one anyway

    • @JayDavis115
      @JayDavis115 Před 6 lety +15

      Peter Miller the girl WAS in front of her house. They just live next to the ballpark.... So it's a premium location

    • @blackcomely2537
      @blackcomely2537 Před 6 lety +5

      Benny_bricks Exactly. Mind your business. I dont feel sorry for her one bit.

  • @yaipr12pr40
    @yaipr12pr40 Před 6 lety +265

    everytime I see news like this, I just wait everyday for D&M to cover .. they never disappoint. yall will be missed

    • @getoffmygrass4857
      @getoffmygrass4857 Před 6 lety +4

      YaiPR12 PR they will be missed?? Why did you say that?

    • @SanskarWagley
      @SanskarWagley Před 6 lety +22

      this show is ending, they're moving to Showtime next year

    • @yaipr12pr40
      @yaipr12pr40 Před 6 lety +4

      kukojin1991 2infinity they taking the rest of the year off till their new show on showtime in 2019

    • @greenakutabi
      @greenakutabi Před 6 lety +17

      Damn bruh. They say you said it made it seem like they were dying. Desus and Mero will be in a better place now.

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN Před 6 lety

      the brand is SS4 too strong to defeat it

  • @scorpionmish
    @scorpionmish Před 6 lety +206

    Every wonder bread female turns on the water works once their life is dragged on Black Twitter....

    • @Wediharakat
      @Wediharakat Před 6 lety +8

      Misha C. sympathy tears taste soooo good

  • @queengg7024
    @queengg7024 Před 6 lety +130

    *the whole world gonna see you boo☺️*

  • @shazzam3211
    @shazzam3211 Před 6 lety +185

    So now we're cracking down on kids trying to make money?? Girl Scouts, you're next!! No lemonade stand has a chance, permit patty is on the case!! Soon to be played by Melissa Mccarthy lmao

    • @c0wboys4life
      @c0wboys4life Před 6 lety +1

      mikeeude *To be niggas already checked some white boys lemonade stand way before this.* And all we did was laugh at it, but that's non of my business tho....🐸☕

    • @alejandrasanchez1402
      @alejandrasanchez1402 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey, real shit though, Girl Scouts don't need to be comin by my house with all them Samoans when I'm tryna lose weight for my birthday trip. That's terrorism. They get what they get 👋🏽😑

  • @kuulie5220
    @kuulie5220 Před 6 lety +77

    The real victim is all of those dogs who can't call Julio when their guts hurt😢

  • @syed2194
    @syed2194 Před 6 lety +144

    I'm watching too much Desus and Mero...I'm referring to people as Yakubians in real life.

    • @Wediharakat
      @Wediharakat Před 6 lety +2

      you know why they callem that? lol

    • @gbpjpy415
      @gbpjpy415 Před 6 lety +13

      Can’t stop doin that sh*t either. It just rolls off the tongue now😆😂

    • @lillyc5805
      @lillyc5805 Před 6 lety

      Wedi Suwa I wanna know!

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 Před 6 lety +4

      lilly c basically it’s a fokelore tale. A black man made white people and it went south💀💀💀

    • @Dopecheetah
      @Dopecheetah Před 6 lety

      Syed Ahmed me too yo!

  • @pseudo4389
    @pseudo4389 Před 6 lety +30

    "She did the white people no lips thing"
    "I'm an equal opportunity snitcher"
    LMFAOOO!!

  • @ramirezisaac93
    @ramirezisaac93 Před 6 lety +43

    “THE WHOLE WOLD GON SEE YOU BOO”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperZface
    @SuperZface Před 6 lety +78

    I deadass cry everytime Mero says Yacubian only cus my actual name is Yacub LOL. Its even funnier cus im black that I wouldnt even be considered a Yacubian lool.

  • @Whorew
    @Whorew Před 6 lety +32

    They never come with that same energy...

    • @b.b.1989
      @b.b.1989 Před 6 lety

      byt ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @stephieee59
    @stephieee59 Před 6 lety +188

    Straight from the Caucus mountains 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @1cjoseph11
      @1cjoseph11 Před 6 lety +1

      Stephanie S Gotta google that one lol

    • @kevinzamora5004
      @kevinzamora5004 Před 6 lety

      lmao

    • @Slimee5
      @Slimee5 Před 6 lety +3

      Stephanie S katt Williams school dance😂😂

    • @19biglou
      @19biglou Před 6 lety +3

      *Caucasus

    • @MADOUT_VPS
      @MADOUT_VPS Před 6 lety

      Stephanie S do you even know what your saying?

  • @kufarimahdi9636
    @kufarimahdi9636 Před 6 lety +39

    She thought she went down a Super Mario tunnel🍄🍄🍄🍄🙈🙈🙈

    • @TH-ki9go
      @TH-ki9go Před 6 lety

      LMAO!!!!

    • @senojoy12473
      @senojoy12473 Před 6 lety

      How is this not the top comment???!!! Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mlkeys
    @mlkeys Před 6 lety +36

    Bruh what is up with middle aged white women and these damn bass pro shop hunting glasses. 🤔

  • @beckywiththegoodhair4506
    @beckywiththegoodhair4506 Před 6 lety +35

    If someone calls the cops on me can they at least have an iPhone even an android. Sis got a whole flip phone walking around these streets

  • @producedbyfieri
    @producedbyfieri Před 6 lety +29

    lmfaoooo yakubius disappearus...imma use that spell

  • @Alr1ghtyThen
    @Alr1ghtyThen Před 6 lety +69

    So.......she basically got free promo 😒

    • @DKM977
      @DKM977 Před 6 lety +40

      The dispensary that sells her tinctures announced that they're not gonna stock them anymore.

    • @carmensaify
      @carmensaify Před 6 lety +2

      yeah seems suspect that she go an interview- but she is outta biz here in the bay!

    • @darrellstaples7011
      @darrellstaples7011 Před 6 lety +1

      No she is going down 👇.

  • @etiennec9650
    @etiennec9650 Před 6 lety +11

    she got the ICE agent shades

  • @JayTheRealest1
    @JayTheRealest1 Před 6 lety +37

    *Lmao yakubians love switching from antagonist to victim*

  • @kourtneyhill2916
    @kourtneyhill2916 Před 6 lety +7

    Why can't people just mind their business? The little girl selling water has NOTHING to do with this lady, yet she felt the need to involve herself. All you had to do was mind your business lady!

  • @genadnon
    @genadnon Před 6 lety +3

    Thank you so much this is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year!❤️

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck Před 6 lety +26

    Conservatives: If you people want things you need to set a better example and work for the things you want. That's the only way you'll understand the value of money.
    Also conservatives: um, yes, Officer... She's just standing there menacingly selling ILLEGAL water.

  • @gabesoto9301
    @gabesoto9301 Před 2 lety +3

    Calling someone a spiceless Yakub is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

  • @galaxyhopper1251
    @galaxyhopper1251 Před 4 lety +2

    This video opened with "salty cracker". What a perfect nickname.

  • @adriannamckenzie5829
    @adriannamckenzie5829 Před 6 lety +14

    Should've been minding yo own business!!!

  • @gw40
    @gw40 Před 6 lety +10

    She thought that girl selling water was just a front for an illegal drug operation. Permit Patty just trynna keep the streets safe 😂🤷🏾‍♂️😂

  • @aligboyakasha
    @aligboyakasha Před 5 lety +1

    I love how Mero just does E-40 voice at random times

  • @IvyMissFlower22
    @IvyMissFlower22 Před 6 lety +1

    2:17 mero turned into E-40 for a sec

  • @WdnUlik2no
    @WdnUlik2no Před 6 lety +3

    "I'm gonna duck behind this wall. No one will find me unless they...walk around this corner"

  • @TheSharonPNW
    @TheSharonPNW Před 6 lety +19

    Hustling water on #PermitPatty 's block?!! Big No! #TurfWars

    • @mikesmithiba
      @mikesmithiba Před 6 lety

      We ran into a Permit Patty and made a music video outta her lol czcams.com/video/eKhHAbZyOto/video.html

  • @ivyvaughn7432
    @ivyvaughn7432 Před 6 lety +19

    Patty Mayonnaise 😂🤣😂🤣
    @IvyVaughnNYC

  • @thejoon9638
    @thejoon9638 Před 3 lety +2

    Lmfao these guys are too funny 🤣

  • @thoyo
    @thoyo Před 6 lety +2

    3:01 "I'm colorblind just like the dogs I sell weed to"😭

  • @dirtporcelain
    @dirtporcelain Před 6 lety +1

    We need that startled metal gear sound efx

  • @rudystraight1750
    @rudystraight1750 Před 6 lety +4

    First BBQ Becky. Now we have Watergirl Wendy.

  • @Daniellehiu
    @Daniellehiu Před 6 lety +1

    The dog gone be like you wanna watch black mirror later? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @bxlove-cm3yc
    @bxlove-cm3yc Před 6 lety +4

    I already miss Julia's laugh😖😁

  • @piscesillustrations
    @piscesillustrations Před 6 lety +5

    When will it end

  • @kingpotpie4132
    @kingpotpie4132 Před 6 lety

    I liked it befor watching. Y’all dope

  • @davidbentiste1282
    @davidbentiste1282 Před 6 lety +10

    Is it me or was this show just a tad more funnier with that loud laugh in the back 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @aoclive6710
      @aoclive6710 Před 6 lety +1

      David Bentiste yes it is bitch be gone

  • @kollisioncoursemusic172
    @kollisioncoursemusic172 Před 6 lety +1

    Selling water not flint water 😂

  • @hellabellatho
    @hellabellatho Před 6 lety

    Intros with you spiceless yakoob lmaooooo

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel Před 6 lety

    She UPSET!

  • @elijahshort007swagg
    @elijahshort007swagg Před 6 lety +1

    “Equal opportunity snitcher” mero da gawd 😂

  • @YoungBlaze
    @YoungBlaze Před 6 lety

    She called 911 like its customer service

  • @ramirezisaac93
    @ramirezisaac93 Před 6 lety

    She creepin down like she reloading in a video game 😂

  • @xxtrip2endzonexx936
    @xxtrip2endzonexx936 Před 6 lety +1

    CZcams never disappoints

  • @thomasdriscoll8270
    @thomasdriscoll8270 Před 6 lety +13

    Guess she should of minded her own business then🤔

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace Před 4 lety +1

    😭😭 I'm crying because this is my first experience with consequences😭😭

  • @TacoBlanco
    @TacoBlanco Před 6 lety +2

    “We roll backwoods” ~Mero

  • @jacobsanchez24
    @jacobsanchez24 Před 6 lety +14

    Smoke weed everyday

  • @tomoshow7212
    @tomoshow7212 Před 6 lety +1

    Wow this channel it pretty cool.

  • @SheisB515
    @SheisB515 Před 6 lety

    "Mind yo business lady!!" *DMX voice*

  • @TheKidKniseBurgh
    @TheKidKniseBurgh Před 6 lety

    When they said Bay area Mero said "uhhh" like e40 lol

  • @MrJ1S
    @MrJ1S Před 6 lety +7

    SPICE-LESS YAKUBS!!

  • @robertorlando546
    @robertorlando546 Před 6 lety

    “You spiceless Yacub” 😂😂😂

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam Před 6 lety

    MERO WITH THE BOSSIP STYLE HEADLINE INTRO IS TOP REASON IMMA MISS D&M VICELAND

  • @NewGoldie
    @NewGoldie Před 6 lety

    You better believe I'm callin 12 on the 1st lil white lemonade stand i see

  • @jjaeny7
    @jjaeny7 Před 5 lety +1

    This lady remind me of a customer at work i just had to walk away lol

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck Před 6 lety +2

    I wonder if any of the threats threatened to report her to the police?

  • @user-on2ys9jr6t
    @user-on2ys9jr6t Před 6 lety +1

    Fake crying is even easier to identify than fake laughter.

  • @Slimee5
    @Slimee5 Před 6 lety +8

    Yakubians gone marrying their dogs soon

  • @UrbanGameplayOfficial
    @UrbanGameplayOfficial Před 6 lety

    Anyone know the name of the Instrumental

  • @Sw33t146
    @Sw33t146 Před 6 lety +4

    Her and the lady that called tge cops over the bbq are related

  • @amdog5055
    @amdog5055 Před 2 lety

    Oh that into killed me.

  • @Tcwilliams07
    @Tcwilliams07 Před rokem +1

    Keep. That. Same. Energy.

  • @geocyo8835
    @geocyo8835 Před 6 lety +1

    YAKUBIUS DISAPPEARUS! 🤣🤣

  • @assdoooouuutttt
    @assdoooouuutttt Před 6 lety

    she looked directly into the camera and she gonna say she don't know who was "yelling"? OKAAAAYYYY

  • @devonpfingstl5350
    @devonpfingstl5350 Před 6 lety +1

    I had to work 13 hours today and this crazy woman has enough spare time to call the police on a little girl selling water?

  • @JonxNgo
    @JonxNgo Před 6 lety +3

    You'd think in her line of work she'd be a lot more relaxed when it comes to the law 🤔

  • @JP-el7ti
    @JP-el7ti Před 6 lety

    “I’m an equal opportunities snitcher” lmfao

  • @celiamichel1629
    @celiamichel1629 Před 6 lety

    Lmao those tears 😭😭😭

  • @kay2dapee
    @kay2dapee Před 6 lety

    I just wish they would keep that same energy.

  • @fauxmosmexual
    @fauxmosmexual Před 5 lety

    "we roll backwoods" lmfaOOOOOO

  • @johnnyrobinson8168
    @johnnyrobinson8168 Před 6 lety +3

    I wonder if she calls the police on Girl Scouts when they are selling cookies with no permit. 🤔

    • @johnnyrobinson8168
      @johnnyrobinson8168 Před 6 lety

      Corn Bread - Am sure they're breaking the same laws as this 8yr old!

  • @getoffmygrass4857
    @getoffmygrass4857 Před 6 lety +2

    Police calling camper lol

  • @mrsnakey289
    @mrsnakey289 Před 6 lety

    What strains are good for insomnia

  • @Apollothe3
    @Apollothe3 Před 6 lety +19

    I'll reiterate this from a previous video: hi, I'm white woman. My superpowers include good intentions & taking Ls

    • @staceyshere
      @staceyshere Před 6 lety +3

      Apollo and using tears to get their way

    • @genghisrunsamok5392
      @genghisrunsamok5392 Před 6 lety

      Why turn a great opportunity to shame this dreadful woman, into a racist rant? I am a white woman and I would never report a kid of any color or selling water. Nor, unlike you, am I a racist.

    • @Apollothe3
      @Apollothe3 Před 6 lety

      penelope allingham LOLOLOL you're reading waaaaay too much into that statement you're referring to as a racist rant.
      I'm just going to take your comment as you feelin' some type of way about a comment that apparently has nothing to do w/ you--even though you commented on it.
      You've used up your free poppin'-off-at-the-mouth-ticket. So, go about your life

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout Před 6 lety +1

    Her pain is like birthday cake to me, awesome.

  • @EL_CUHHH
    @EL_CUHHH Před 6 lety +1

    Yo why she gotta hold phone like me ! Smh people these days

  • @cnashford2
    @cnashford2 Před 6 lety +2

    3:14-3:19 So basically, people who know her have been threatening her. How else would someone have her phone number and be able to text her?

  • @adamjohnson5307
    @adamjohnson5307 Před 6 lety +3

    all she had to do was mind her business

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi Před 6 lety +17

    "I didn't know who was the one doing the shouting" LIE! You didn't notice the girl with the cooler and the water bottles while you were crouching behind the wall?Regardless, tbh, I'm not sure it's racism as much as NIMBY entitlement at play here. You live in a major city, in an apartment building AND it was the middle of a FRIDAY. Just because you chose to work from home that day, doesn't mean you're entitled to silence. Invest in earplugs or a good set of headphones. Or a fan if "city noise" bothers you. It's ridiculous!

    • @stevemygoodman7809
      @stevemygoodman7809 Před 6 lety

      debbiedoodiedandi it definitely not racism. This shit happens to white kids all the time but it’s barely local news or confined to Fox. In Denver a week ago, a 7 yr old white boy was selling lemonade and someone actually called the cops. The cops have em a $125 ticket for it.
      This lady definitely petty as hell but it happens to all races.

    • @AshleyJanelle89
      @AshleyJanelle89 Před 6 lety +5

      Kurt S But Why is It always a white person doing all the snitching??? That little girl was just tryna get Disneyland tickets. Permit or not who snitches on a kid???😒

    • @stevemygoodman7809
      @stevemygoodman7809 Před 6 lety

      AshleyJanelle89 because that is what drives the headlines. That’s like asking why does the media ignore the white guy who stopped the church massacre in Antioch, but has the black guy who stopped the Waffle House massacre in the same city on award shows and all that. The real reason is unknown but if you only know what the media tells you, only a black man has stopped a massacre.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Před 4 lety

      No. It's totally not racism. Black people call the cops on innocent whites daily. Pure ones!! Innocent!!! The news just don't report it see, cos it's fake newwwwwwsss out there durrrrrrrrrrr.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Před 4 lety

      @@stevemygoodman7809 salient points. The key is to stop watching the news but we all like a bit of entertainment from time to time.

  • @ryanriddell5087
    @ryanriddell5087 Před 6 lety +3

    Whatever karmic punishment is coming for permit Patty she deserves twice as much

  • @robertingles2145
    @robertingles2145 Před 6 lety +3

    Let her sell water PATTY!!!!!!!!

  • @mentallyaktive916
    @mentallyaktive916 Před 6 lety

    An Equal Opportunity Snitcher!!". Boss

  • @Mo1683
    @Mo1683 Před 6 lety

    Y'all think they're gonna address that tragic event in the Bronx?

  • @kittysune1
    @kittysune1 Před 6 lety

    I wonder who will be next?

  • @Atmosphere99
    @Atmosphere99 Před 6 lety +1

    Permit patty used crouch, it was ineffective

  • @kevinnorris984
    @kevinnorris984 Před 6 lety +1

    surprise Vice lets me still.comment on there lost gem.

  • @clipobserver
    @clipobserver Před 6 lety +1

    Maybe someone should call the DEA on her.

  • @tycoon214
    @tycoon214 Před 6 lety

    Hahahahaha hate mail🤣🤣🤣

  • @T3103N
    @T3103N Před 6 lety +3

    Why was she hiding?

    • @katie5920
      @katie5920 Před 6 lety +1

      Didn't want to be recorded.