"PREPARE THYSELF!" "DIE!" "JUDGEMENT!" "Is that...Minos??????" "In the name of all that is holy what the fuck is that Walking Gopro doing In this HOly Sanctuary's Walls..."
Gabriel: the heck where is that machine and WHERE IS THIS NOISE THAT IM HEARING RIGHT NOW CAME FROM!!!!!! V1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!. I KILLED EVERYONE FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A TON OF BLOOD SO PLEASE LET ME GET TO P-2. Hakita: "you're not supposed to be here"
Blue GoPro: I HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL AND REGENERATE WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I HAVE TRAVELLED TO HELL TO COLLECT MORE. Hakita: yoo dude this kool aid tastes funky
Guy with Owl: Full auto. V1: Hides Guy with Owl: Full auto. V1: BREATHING INTENSIFIES WHILE HIDING Guy with Owl: Fuller auto. V1: Today is not a great day pal.
If i didnt watch this, ultrakill videos wouldnt be in my recommendeds and i wouldnt be suffering trying to do p ranks Thank you for introducing me pain and suffering to keep me distracted from the real pain the world has (in a good way)
hakita casually watches moving gopro kill the population of hell while also bathing in the blood they "had"
I’m not a god damn GoPro.
@@V1WillFindYou of course you arent, you're a moving gopro
@AE86RO if I put you in a meat grinder, how long would you live?
No it a Nikon not a GoPro
Nah v2 is the gopro
"We have come for your Sanctum"
"Get the FUCK out of my exit"
Hakita true final boss confirmed?
@@professionalliar1524 Hakita Prime
@@Uncommom 💀💀😭😭
"I have come for your blood"
"Get the FUCK out of my palace!!!"
gargini mataygano
@@luigi309 you're too late
imagine gabriel in the arena just wondering what the fuck is going on next door
“In the name of the father, what in the fuck is that GoPro doing.”
"YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!"
"Is that... Me?"
@@sunnyyy1437 then he goes there to check what's going on, only to find out that his actual God was hiding there.
"PREPARE THYSELF!"
"DIE!"
"JUDGEMENT!"
"Is that...Minos??????"
"In the name of all that is holy what the fuck is that Walking Gopro doing In this HOly Sanctuary's Walls..."
"Machine, please explain, in front of the eyes of the Father, what is happening.. No, seriously, I'm just confused at this point"
Hakita actually killed em all at light speed seconds before you killed them, he has ASCENDED way beyond the mortal realm
No that's Jakito
@@tadeogomez7303 Nah bro, as long as Hampter is alive Jakito cant do anything
@@minusone7529 in this timeline jakito hasnt been released yet he cant hurt us... for now
The enemy ascended beyond your control.
Or was that all *your intention*
@@DaKingKayden They have managed to demolish whatever we made
But you're failing to comprehend
Sacrificing every enemy until Hakita let's me enter P-2
sacrifice their blood and maybe he will permit you entry
Are you regretting it now?
@@Orlando_Furioso nah
@@vanetta8644 Maurice Roller Pilled
Violence
hakita saw everything, hakita won't forget
Hakita is amused for now
What do you mean? This was a blood offering for the blood god.
i wish you could kill hakita
Kitto: Check this shit out
Hakita: PLEASE GO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
i love how once you get ultrakill you magically can understand what's going on in ultrakill videos, its like unlocking a new language
It's heavenly too. Everything suddenly becomes unfathomably funny
I only have the demo, and I undertsand almost everything here
@@tropester yea once you get ultrakill you can understand whats going on, which is why you can understand it because yopu have the demo
I feel like having the demo is limited knowledge, while getting the full game is like knowing what has happened, and what will happen.@@elia5841
I don't have ultrakill but watch videos of it and I can perfectly understand this
4:59 The sheer panic when you realized you put down the cancer rat truly shows how much of a threat he is. The scariest character in Ultrakill.
I guess he almost got a sheer heart attack
@@user-it7xi3nk8y He almost died from 20,000 volts
@@kevynhobueno7555he almost, uh, ultrakill
@@agrestige7390 He almost slipped and fell into the bridgeburner
@@kevynhobueno7555gotta send him to the meetgrinder
I love the fear you had fighting against the hardest boss, cancerous rodent
I cant believe he killed it first time, insane gameplay.
@@tucuxi132 Ikr usally people would lose over and over again but he somehow won first try he must be hacking
@@pyschobandit4478 just because someone is better than you dont blame them for hacking. Maybe he practised man
@@pyschobandit4478 oh shit nevermind he has cheat mode on
@@pay-gorn bro it's a joke 😭
I like that this guy is just killing everything and Hakita’s like “uh sir, sir, this is an employee only area”
Sir this is an arbys
Sir this is Gluttony
1:59 you gave him a nose! congrats!
the stolen nose has been returned
5:07 every 5 year old kid in his bed
Fr
That shit's fun though
6:57 **Stares into your soul**
“You’re not supposed to be in here” hakita said calmly
Once again, Kitto provides a challenge I didn't know I wanted to watch
Minos Prime: 😴
Cancerous Rodent: 😨
VERY Cancerous Rodent:😱
CANCEROUS PRIME?????
Sisyphus prime:🤨
@@KuromiScarlet5030more like 🧔♂️
can you fight the leviathan while flesh prison ''spectates'' from behind the arena
*muffled judgement noises*
@@paulroberto2286
*muffled "THY END IS NOW"*
*muffled die*
"THY CAN BEAT THE SHITEFH OUT THE LEVIATHAN!"
I love how he basically killed everyone with style but he's afraid of a cancerous rat (also love the sex scene with very cancerous rat)
its rodent
hidden footage off what happens to people who ask hakita for the S word update
Bruh we literally have swordsmachine in this game, why CAN'T V1 wield a sword? Checkmate, atheists.
@@whomstthehecc3028 yeah that S word
@@whomstthehecc3028 I would genuinely love it. Imagine if the second Gabriel fight had him drop one of his swords, and you could pick and use it
@@lred1383 That would’ve so good
you mean sex update?
imagine you come into the room,
you just see hakita covered in blood saying 'your not supposed to be here'
damn experience.
he just got done eating
@@spacemarine6212 ketchup
@@spacemarine6212 He ate spaghet
@@Abyssal_EntityHE WAS THE ONE WHO TOUCHED MY SPAGHETTI?
4:58 I like how you freaked out because of rodent
Cancerous Rodent is clearly the scariest boss
@@hiitssnow9036 what about very cancerous rodent?
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
@@shawermus cancerous rodent is scarier
+ why are you even spawning enemies here
i
Gabriel: PERFECT HATR-
Insurrectionists: *pained groan*
Meanwhile Gabriel is questioning why he is hearing a shit ton of noise nearby
It's interesting how some of the bosses control their own arena lighting
Doctor: "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
The 4 monkeys: 5:07
"fuller auto" *gets evaporated*
I fucking love smiling and covered in blood Hakita
He loves you, too :)
*YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE*
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
btw, there is a second "youre not supposed to be here" location, in 5-1 if you go in the elevator at the half-way point and look for a vent.
hakita took the setnence "color me red" too litterally 💀
Can we not talk about how good he is about parrying enemy attacks
Okay we won't
Agree, definitely not talking about that.
im tryna do the mindflyer oneshot thing he did, the timing necessary for landing all the ricochets is literally frame perfect
Great vid, but should have ended off with a railgun shot into Hakita and then it cuts there
damn u really ultrakilled em
5:31 hakita can not beilive his eyes
i like how hakita just smiles and politely ask u to leave even tho hes soaked in blood and watched the entire hell species die by V1
Hakita doing thier best skyrim npc impression
Gabriel: the heck where is that machine and WHERE IS THIS NOISE THAT IM HEARING RIGHT NOW CAME FROM!!!!!!
V1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!. I KILLED EVERYONE FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A TON OF BLOOD SO PLEASE LET ME GET TO P-2.
Hakita: "you're not supposed to be here"
"Thy end is *_WEAK_* ."
-Minos Prime 6:19
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE"
'Didnt ask'
"PLEASE LEAVE"
'ratio'
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"
'hey wanna see me instakill minos?'
Ah yes, P-2 simulator
5:00 his overreacting got me dying😭🔥
Kitto: *Fights every enemy in ultrakill*
Hakita: Can you just fucking leave already 😭😭😭
The way you took so long to kill the insurrectionist is so funny to me, also the hakita arena is an interesting place lmao
7:10
MACHINE BRUTALLY SHOOTS AN INNOCENT GUARD,
HAS MACHINARY HAS GONE TOO FAR??
“Hm, hm hmmm hm-hm, oh! Hey mister robot!”
*”You’re not supposed to be here.”*
Most sane ULTRAKILL player:
Fighting minos in a crampt room and managed to survive. What a maniac
when p ranking gabriel (both encounters) is easier than p ranking minos prime
4:36 KITTO CAUGHT TRYING TO PROJECTILE BOOST WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER
4:41 KITTO CAUGHT TRYING TO PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER
*The Hakita is not amused by your actions
Love how the arena just becomes two solid colours by the time you get to Minos.
this is the first ultrakill video i watched before i bought and downloaded it
Blue GoPro: I HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL AND REGENERATE WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I HAVE TRAVELLED TO HELL TO COLLECT MORE.
Hakita:
yoo dude this kool aid tastes funky
This gives me the same energy as a kid charging into their parents office to show them a cool trick they learned
Honest to god, I love how goofy this game can be at times
Your the best ultrakiller
just gotta love how stoned hakita is, mustve seen too many things to even be phased
Proving worthiness to get into P-2 early, I see
this is the first video about ultrakill i watched. and i love it
"um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?"
alternate title : hakita getting absolutely fucking bloodied while watching funny gopro kill every enemy 1 by 1
this game has an amazing community
hakita: "oh hi mr. frog! your not supposed to be here."
I legit actually tried to find Hakita near the Wrath level when I realized "wait the update is out, I'm SUPPOSED to be here" lmfao
"Full auto
Full auto
Fuller auto!"
Gabe: for the love of god WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE ROOM
0:09 lust with hakita 😳😳😳
For some reason this is very relaxing.
Peak ultrakill
I like how he's just watching the chaos un fold
Guy with Owl: Full auto.
V1: Hides
Guy with Owl: Full auto.
V1: BREATHING INTENSIFIES WHILE HIDING
Guy with Owl: Fuller auto.
V1: Today is not a great day pal.
The pure anger at the end there lol
thy judgement
Hakita: ok
Imagine you're hakita who just defends P-2 enter and some gopro kills everything that you made infront of your eyes.
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGHT EVERY SPAWNABLE ENEMY HERE
"You're not supposed to be-e here...Mr. Freeman..."
1:58 this is so funny to me how you just put nose on him
my guy killed minos in a broom closet
Hakita:Get out of my house
hakita doesn't deem you worthy
"I WILL SPLATTER YOUR GORE ACROSS THE STARS!"
V1: **gore all over the dam room**
i love how he panics when he spawn the cancerous rodent
The most impressive thing is that he killed cancerous rodent, he almost died and probably took him multiple attempts to do this
you know the fighting is good when the gameplay looks like a powerpoint presentation
ultrakill lore in 7 minutes and 12 seconds:
Imagine telling a blue GoPro to leave while he starts fighting several bosses gabriel probably couldn’t beat
this is why i love this community
That maurice did a face palm (pun intended) right on tape!!1!
This was only a foreshadowing of P2
If i didnt watch this, ultrakill videos wouldnt be in my recommendeds and i wouldnt be suffering trying to do p ranks
Thank you for introducing me pain and suffering to keep me distracted from the real pain the world has
(in a good way)
You turned the special elevator Room in to the normal one by painting it red
Alternate title: hakita daily shower
he is so polite
this was one of my first ever interractions with an ultrakillvideo
Gabriel's yappin' while V1's killing everyone in hell 💀
Anyone noticed that there is floating images of blood on Hakita that move along with him?
I love how he just panics when he summons the cancerous rodent but just stomps on very cancerous rodent
the amount of bde on this man
2:42 that sound just triggered ptsd from my first v2 fight