I’m Scared of Buying **. This is How I Order as a 30 Year Old With Social Anxiety.

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  • @cannedmushroom7951
    @cannedmushroom7951 Před 16 dny +51964

    As a person with social anxiety, This video touched me the same way my uncle did 12 years ago.

  • @justinn8541
    @justinn8541 Před 16 dny +34059

    This doubled my social anxiety and passed it to the next person with social anxiety.

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před 16 dny +3491

      Good

    • @pushkarpatil1100
      @pushkarpatil1100 Před 16 dny +300

      True erm ...I was the uhhh ... next ummm person

    • @justinn8541
      @justinn8541 Před 16 dny +79

      @@pushkarpatil1100 It's alright, I froze on the second half and just decided to copy and paste it.

    • @castleninjafire
      @castleninjafire Před 16 dny +37

      ​@@scumbagdadI was gonna think of a funny response but I am too social anxiety to write something 😔

    • @jraith21
      @jraith21 Před 16 dny +4

      @@castleninjafireDouble your social anxiety and give it to the next person with social anxiety 😮

  • @thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138

    "give me--a sample first. Playa"
    Got me rolling

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 7 dny

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @S1k18
      @S1k18 Před dnem

      @@EEEEEEEEf

  • @CiibrCat
    @CiibrCat Před 10 dny +1433

    The his guy is the BEST at taking the piss out of stupid trends

    • @xsah2
      @xsah2 Před 9 dny

      @@mickeymackleberry3554if you feel the need to post your decision making on Tik tok you don’t deserve a normal life

    • @YourMomsNewHusband
      @YourMomsNewHusband Před 6 dny

      Brother if you have to drive with posters of potential dialogue because you’re that much of a pussy then you’ll never live normally

    • @jeremytesticleman1607
      @jeremytesticleman1607 Před 6 dny +14

      ​@@mickeymackleberry3554 I had social anxiety before and this would be the literal stupidest thing you could do.
      When you have social anxiety, you'd want to have the least attention to yourself and would overthink of ways to try and be as normal as you can and fearing making a fool of yourself, having papaer noted would be the complete opposite.

    • @bloodleader5
      @bloodleader5 Před 5 dny

      ​@@mickeymackleberry3554Nobody does this. Stop taking Tiktok clout chasers as an authority on disorders. They're all faking it for attention and making a mockery of real people.

    • @akumatenshi9311
      @akumatenshi9311 Před 5 dny +10

      @@mickeymackleberry3554yah no doing that it’s probably the most dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life of living

  • @kinkinwong3879
    @kinkinwong3879 Před 16 dny +12204

    Glad you've raised awareness for people like us, people don't understand how hard it is to buy cocaine when you have social anxiety.

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před 16 dny +1570

      Now we all know flowcharts are the answer.

    • @chad24202
      @chad24202 Před 16 dny +28

      @@scumbagdadmindmapping bro

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 Před 16 dny +48

      Social anxiety pro tip: buying substances off the dark net is a great way to avoid having to actually meet anyone.

    • @ItBeThatWaySometimes
      @ItBeThatWaySometimes Před 16 dny

      @@scumbagdadplease take on the fake dementia ones next. The comment sections are absolutely teeming with “well it raises awareness who cares if it’s fake”

    • @SimoneShaw-fy2zm
      @SimoneShaw-fy2zm Před 16 dny +8

      I reckon the police caused that social anxiety 😂

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 Před 16 dny +3513

    I'm glad to see Jack finally getting involved in raising awareness about

  • @greyfox4838
    @greyfox4838 Před 13 dny +46

    This short hits different when you actually have social anxiety. I didn't have a flowchart prepared for this occassion and now I don't know how to proceed.

  • @TadeshiKP
    @TadeshiKP Před 16 dny +2868

    The time I see Jackfilms with Scumbagdad is like a dream I never thought I'd have.

    • @justinedzard
      @justinedzard Před 16 dny +36

      It's like a fever dream, but with the shits he's made in his early days, it makes sense

    • @oceansethereal
      @oceansethereal Před 12 dny +18

      holy shit, i couldn't even tell it was jack at first. thank you for commenting this, it made me go back and look!!

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 Před 11 dny

      I forreal didn't see that coming AT ALL, but we also should have seen this coming. They make similar social commentary just in different formats

  • @richardthanmyself290
    @richardthanmyself290 Před 15 dny +1445

    It's really refreshing that you admit how fake ppl are on social media, I mean you're on social media too but at least you validate reality

    • @newname3021
      @newname3021 Před 12 dny +32

      lol they’re just making a funny skit, they aren’t exposing anyone . Some people really do use this trick. You aren’t supposed to rely on it and become dependent on using a script. Just something to help get your foot out the door.

    • @richardthanmyself290
      @richardthanmyself290 Před 12 dny +38

      @@newname3021 he often speaks out about social media influences like this, this is satire to call others out

    • @nanamin7298
      @nanamin7298 Před 11 dny +10

      @@newname3021no there’s really someone making this short vid about ordering on fast food chain with anxiety, i forgot the creator name

    • @ozylocz4078
      @ozylocz4078 Před 11 dny

      @@newname3021 it’s not a trick, and they’re doing it for attention. You could very easily just type it down on your phone. Wouldn’t it be cause less social anxiety to just look at your phone like a “normal” person. Or pull down a slideshow in the drive through??

    • @claytonchaos578
      @claytonchaos578 Před 11 dny +5

      @@newname3021they are definitely exposing that one guy who went viral recently.

  • @Randald
    @Randald Před 13 dny +36

    If somebody asks you this dont EVER say local.

    • @Jacob-ol3zb
      @Jacob-ol3zb Před 11 dny

      why?

    • @Randald
      @Randald Před 11 dny

      Unless you live in south America you're getting baking soda and fentanyl

    • @Randald
      @Randald Před 11 dny +10

      @Jacob-ol3zb unless you live in south America you're getting baking powder and fentanyl

    • @kumorikaigarzlmlni7518
      @kumorikaigarzlmlni7518 Před 11 dny +9

      bro's speaking from experience

  • @Lowshyne
    @Lowshyne Před 13 dny +13

    😂😂😂 this is exactly how I feel with those videos.

  • @danielduque8750
    @danielduque8750 Před 16 dny +748

    Thank you for what you do Brad, I also saw the original video from the guy with supposed social anxiety ordering food through the phone, only to realize it was all fake after. It’s really hard to tell what’s real and fake in social media, thanks a lot for exposing these kind of hoaxes! 💯

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před 16 dny +493

      If we are thinking of the same video, is so pathetic to actually conceptualize and post that nonironically.

    • @danielduque8750
      @danielduque8750 Před 16 dny

      @@scumbagdad I believe we are thinking about the same video the actor on your video actually looks like the guy from the original video😂 (as far as I remember) Pathetic indeed is the ultimate thirst for likes

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 Před 16 dny +100

      Someone with legit social anxiety would order fast. Bumbling through flashcards would make me even more anxious.

    • @Shydore-Official
      @Shydore-Official Před 16 dny +46

      for real, I was so shocked everyone in the comments be falling for it, so much social anxiety he films it and posts it to the internet xD@@scumbagdad

    • @noobthenewt1048
      @noobthenewt1048 Před 16 dny +9

      What video? Is it another pathetic way to get people to feel sympathy?

  • @UrixMusic
    @UrixMusic Před 16 dny +517

    The jacksfilms cameo really caught me by surprise

    • @speed7837
      @speed7837 Před 16 dny +10

      I just realized

    • @Tackk6
      @Tackk6 Před 13 dny +7

      @@speed7837 same i literally didnt even realize it was him lmao

  • @undisciplined_cowboys
    @undisciplined_cowboys Před 6 dny +2

    “One more ketchup please” 😂😂😂

  • @eindride1268
    @eindride1268 Před 14 dny +5

    Awwwww how sweet, a man who can hardly function in society. This really melts my heart and makes me feel emotionally uplifted. Dismiss how fucked up it is to emotionally gratify ones self through the limitations of others

  • @someonescat8043
    @someonescat8043 Před 16 dny +580

    My god such inspiring content, this really help with my anxiety. Praise Jesus.

  • @shykj8892
    @shykj8892 Před 16 dny +443

    Love how there's no other choice for cop to shoot after shouting drop your weapons lmao

  • @GravitonAllNightLong
    @GravitonAllNightLong Před 15 dny +3

    Holy fuck.. this collab is the one for me. I watched jacksfilms until like the "end" of ygs (I remember the rap the day it came out) and honestly this just brought me a huge wave of nostalgia.

  • @MyNameIsNotPatrick
    @MyNameIsNotPatrick Před 16 dny +140

    I personally have always found that recording myself for thousands to watch helps my social anxiety the most.

  • @Thomas-xy9po
    @Thomas-xy9po Před 16 dny +161

    As someone who suffers from social anxiety, this video made me realize that the car accident that killed my whole family could have been avoided had I used paper signs to communicate to my father that he shouldn’t drink bud light while operating his Ford F150

    • @SeqK
      @SeqK Před 16 dny

      I think you got PTSD.
      🚧🛻🛻🛻🛻🩺🩻🩻⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧒

    • @extreminator69
      @extreminator69 Před 14 dny

      💀

  • @Peytoneileen
    @Peytoneileen Před 10 dny +4

    I was literally thinking “ugh… these videos are everywhere these days!” And then looked at the username right as he mentioned Coke 😂😂

  • @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651

    Im so happy yall brought Jack in, your style of comedy is so similar in its chaoticness and dry irony! Please do more stuff together 🙏

  • @Matt_Turner
    @Matt_Turner Před 16 dny +49

    As someone who suffers from Ketchup, this really doubled my condiments, and I am ready to pass it along to the next person.

    • @scumbagdad
      @scumbagdad  Před 16 dny +30

      Ketchup ? Are you using your social anxiety flowchart properly?

    • @pelican-tk7su
      @pelican-tk7su Před 11 dny +3

      @@scumbagdad ketchup.

  • @sexonopiates
    @sexonopiates Před 9 dny +272

    “give me a sample first playa” 😂😂😂😂

  • @MDNatmidnight
    @MDNatmidnight Před 16 dny +62

    This doubled my faith in humanity and gave it to a struggling homeless person❤❤❤..Thank You so much for sharing this..

  • @Super_Sauce
    @Super_Sauce Před 11 dny +1

    This squared my social anxiety and gave it to you

  • @lorddex1364
    @lorddex1364 Před 14 dny +4

    Jack returning to his flowchart days

  • @brandonmullen4047
    @brandonmullen4047 Před 15 dny +21

    This doubled my magazine, and unloaded it on the next person. Thank you for this reminder of kindness ❤️

  • @Awesomehenry01
    @Awesomehenry01 Před 16 dny +9

    I feel so blessed to know awareness has been spread about social anxiety and how to combat it stay strong friends

  • @bloodyrage82
    @bloodyrage82 Před 14 dny +2

    As someone that once met somebody, this really reminds me of when I realized I was someone deep inside

  • @TinyTea773
    @TinyTea773 Před 2 hodinami

    This just proves we all have something in common with eachother, so wholesome 😢

  • @austin2594
    @austin2594 Před 16 dny +70

    i’m so glad you made fun of this trend, everytime i would see it, then go to the comments to see the tiktok hivemind feel bad for the guy and give their inspiration input. just reminds me how grateful i am to be able to think independently

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 Před 15 dny +19

      I'm not gonna say that guy is lying about his social anxiety, but I find it sus that a guy with social anxiety reportedly that severe would gladly film the entire thing and share it on a SOCIAL MEDIA platform.

    • @dubblejumpchump
      @dubblejumpchump Před 15 dny +7

      What an "independent" thing to say, you're soooo different ❤️

    • @austin2594
      @austin2594 Před 15 dny +15

      @@dubblejumpchump i came to the conclusion on my own without relying on others, and not falling into a pity trap??. I’d say it makes it pretty independent. Also keep that sarcastic tone irl, see how far you get with it

    • @dubblejumpchump
      @dubblejumpchump Před 14 dny +2

      @@austin2594 life lessons in the CZcams comment section. I'll be sure to heed your wise words oh independent one

    • @jacquielantern-
      @jacquielantern- Před 14 dny +21

      @@dubblejumpchumpme when i’m perpetually insufferable

  • @willodea488
    @willodea488 Před 16 dny +10

    geniunely one of the finest comedy channels on youtube. the layers of comedy you produce vibrate deep with the fried dopamine receptors in my brain.

  • @xanderthemartinez
    @xanderthemartinez Před 15 dny +2

    I'm so happy jack collabed! Scumbagdad's comedy seems so up his alley!

  • @sonntagbeiomi6960
    @sonntagbeiomi6960 Před 13 dny +3

    This is the best thing i've seen today

  • @DaQuavius
    @DaQuavius Před 16 dny +6

    Thanks man. I've been trying to deal with my social anxiety for a while now, and than I just see this video if others dealing with my same issue. It makes me feel better knowing that im not alone. Much love from earth scumbag dad ❤️🌍

  • @Samsadlerswaifu
    @Samsadlerswaifu Před 16 dny +12

    This is so relatable to someone who has social anxiety.

  • @justincain2702
    @justincain2702 Před 8 dny +1

    I would be so anxious keeping track of all of those spreadsheets

  • @zarc0n
    @zarc0n Před 13 dny +2

    I keep rewatching and bursting out in laughter every time then feeling exposed. Repeat😅

  • @glizzy2236
    @glizzy2236 Před 16 dny +6

    😂😂😂Lmfao ur humor is fucing undefeated I love the skits

    • @Val-sf24
      @Val-sf24 Před 7 dny

      i dont onow if this is a skit bro, look at all the dang bots in chat

  • @tsaa5902
    @tsaa5902 Před 16 dny +6

    Best video of the year so far lol

  • @user-uq7wy1nx8k
    @user-uq7wy1nx8k Před 15 dny +1

    I can relate to these signs to help me talk to people 🥰

  • @santanamations
    @santanamations Před 6 dny +1

    This is so heart warming and brave of him❤❤️‍🩹

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Před 10 dny +1

    While I did laugh at this, I also feel compelled to say, that I wouldn't wish social anxiety for anyone. The most frustrating thing in my life that has taken away my friends, ability to work, haven't dated in 10 years, only talk to therapists, despite knowing what I'd want to do, but not being able to avoid the illogical fears that often cause physical symptoms and insomnia...
    So... be nice to those who have it actually, in a world where so many say they have it so casually.
    Cheers :]
    Also, maybe I should make a spreadsheet. Never tried that.

  • @Skull_Knight_
    @Skull_Knight_ Před 16 dny +6

    This halved my social anxiety chart and gave it to previous person

  • @mhmmd_arsal
    @mhmmd_arsal Před 16 dny +5

    aay that's jacksfilms 🔥🔥

  • @E-Pluribus-Unum
    @E-Pluribus-Unum Před 7 dny

    Love this, really helped me with my personal anxiety issues

  • @malkn
    @malkn Před 13 dny +2

    As a socially anxious person, this is so relatable, I swear all my drug deals always end up like this

  • @martinramirez42069
    @martinramirez42069 Před 16 dny +6

    Im always amazed by the quality of your videos, the script is just genius every single time.

  • @FanNumero1DeF1
    @FanNumero1DeF1 Před 8 dny +1

    This deserves more likes

  • @greenaum
    @greenaum Před 13 dny +1

    Really can't praise this enough!

  • @kikayoo9750
    @kikayoo9750 Před 11 dny +6

    I have social anxiety and I do the script thing but this is next level 😂

  • @docliquidplays7989
    @docliquidplays7989 Před 13 dny +4

    As someone with social anxiety who has to give lectures, this touches me in a way Michael Jackson never could.

  • @rani.andretti
    @rani.andretti Před 13 dny +1

    Omg this is the best skit I've ever seen

  • @tfnfr
    @tfnfr Před 13 dny +1

    “Do you want local or Colombian?”
    “Ketchup”

  • @phantom.wreath
    @phantom.wreath Před 3 dny

    As a person who used to have a problem with social anxiety, this is genuinely really sad to see at 30 years old.
    Hope it gets better for bro.

  • @paulliebler7660
    @paulliebler7660 Před 2 dny

    "give me a sample first PLAYA" 😂😂😂😂 HOLY FUG 😂😂😂

  • @coopercook9651
    @coopercook9651 Před 3 dny

    The last “I do that toooo!” had me cracking up 😂

  • @RoryBland
    @RoryBland Před 15 dny +2

    Was not expecting a JacksFilms X Scumbag Dad collab... but it makes so much sense

  • @TheGoudaGoblin
    @TheGoudaGoblin Před 15 dny +2

    Daaaamn jacksfilms was not the collab I was expecting but this is a banger

  • @jakefarm1280
    @jakefarm1280 Před 10 dny

    As a person with social anxiety this video really hit deep. Its funny cause while watching this my neighbour who also has social anxiety stopped by and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. So then I went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town that also suffers from social anxiety watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video.

  • @singingsheepytps9240
    @singingsheepytps9240 Před 14 dny +1

    I love how the music stops towards the end

  • @timka_playgopro3152
    @timka_playgopro3152 Před 7 dny

    I love how dealer looking down during the scene in the car, as if he actually looking to paper scheme

  • @InertialThrower
    @InertialThrower Před 7 dny

    Man, that made my day a bit better due to me also having social Anxiety and It always very hard to talk to people you don't know

  • @zach2011w
    @zach2011w Před 7 dny

    This feels more sincere than the guy at the fast food place.

  • @BigBossIvan
    @BigBossIvan Před 13 dny

    This is the most accurate portrayal of the modern-day I have ever seen. I love it.

  • @ElMencho.
    @ElMencho. Před 5 dny

    Lmao I don’t know if he is roasting people with social anxiety or not but this one made my day 😂

  • @brandonjohnson7559
    @brandonjohnson7559 Před 10 dny

    Lmao I don’t have social anxiety but this shit cracks me up. You used the song and everything 😂

  • @NeverAVillian
    @NeverAVillian Před 7 dny

    "I do that, too!" I can feel his happiness when he said that.

  • @Hellboy99922
    @Hellboy99922 Před 9 dny

    I use this same script when buying heroin from my dealer. Thanks for spreading awareness

  • @marioshroom1
    @marioshroom1 Před 13 dny

    It’s really awesome how inspirational they all are. They even have their emotional support guns.

  • @Incredible_Mr.E
    @Incredible_Mr.E Před 10 dny

    Ever since i saw the original video with the guy in the drive thru fr i’ve been waiting for someone to make a sketch of it🤣🤣🤣

  • @SW4T4LIF3
    @SW4T4LIF3 Před 12 dny +2

    I saw the video this is based off of. That's hilarious 😂

  • @alextwig
    @alextwig Před dnem

    damn 😭 the first and second didn’t get me but the third guy did 😂 i didn’t believe how far the bit was gonna go

  • @kaklixo
    @kaklixo Před 12 dny

    Man what a heartwarming video

  • @samae1829
    @samae1829 Před 12 dny

    Heartbreaking. Has me in tears.

  • @hearse6512
    @hearse6512 Před 10 dny

    As someone who suffers from hands above my head. This touched my heart like my stepfather used to at sleepovers😌❤️🙈

  • @xBeast345
    @xBeast345 Před 10 dny

    "Give me a sample first playa" that made me chuckle.

  • @brittanyyount4256
    @brittanyyount4256 Před 3 dny

    Why is it so humble and hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @carpeomnia3294
    @carpeomnia3294 Před 11 dny

    What a wholesome meeting of likeminded fellas!❤

  • @zombiebanana0573
    @zombiebanana0573 Před 11 dny +1

    As someone with severe anxiety this is the funniest shit. Idk if they are trying to make fun of people with anxiety but it’s still funny as shit

  • @ThatDudeDeven
    @ThatDudeDeven Před 11 dny

    LMFAO YES - this is the one right here. I haven't even started but a minute and this is already the one

  • @jmind_xd8502
    @jmind_xd8502 Před 7 dny

    "I do that to" at the end had me dead

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před 2 dny

    "I have social anxiety."
    "Sir, you committed murder."

  • @Karmaboy9
    @Karmaboy9 Před 12 dny

    Damn, it's deep videos like these that really restore my faith in the human race.

  • @NoSyntax3
    @NoSyntax3 Před 11 dny

    I started dying like keemstar when sbd said he had social anxiety too 😂

  • @FC0BCA7E7A
    @FC0BCA7E7A Před 11 dny

    As a little kid with social anxiety, this video touched me more than my uncle at my cousins wedding.

  • @carlwheezer1030
    @carlwheezer1030 Před 7 dny

    The jack cameo was unexpected but very welcome

  • @jakerogers8130
    @jakerogers8130 Před 11 dny +1

    Calmest interaction with the police.

  • @benironside1264
    @benironside1264 Před 12 dny

    Brilliant! I like when people call out BS like this

  • @nomuxshroom4680
    @nomuxshroom4680 Před 3 dny

    this is such a msterpiece, I can't wait till the villain "social author" appears

  • @whalekid6142
    @whalekid6142 Před 10 dny

    This is so wholesome!

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Před 11 dny

    This was so wholesome. In a deadly way.

  • @theZaxity
    @theZaxity Před 11 dny

    “give me a sample first, playuuhh”😂😂

  • @CS-bh4ur
    @CS-bh4ur Před 6 dny

    We need more videos like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.logical6765
    @mr.logical6765 Před 5 dny

    I hope the real people who have difficulty won't lose their confident using this strategy.

  • @slimeyguy8805
    @slimeyguy8805 Před 5 dny

    Bruh this content is the best on the internet

  • @ecpeze
    @ecpeze Před 13 dny

    That cop’s flowchart is wild yo 😹

  • @danielmaya4827
    @danielmaya4827 Před 13 dny

    I love how you see him fall and you can even see the papers on the car tire 😂😂

  • @HUSTLEORSTARVEENT
    @HUSTLEORSTARVEENT Před 3 dny

    "That's so brave of you! Is this your first time buying drugs?"
    "YES" (aggressively points at the word Yes on the paper)
    I'M DYING!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣