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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
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    Hey guys! This is a fun video of my roommate, Andy Johnson, performing a little Chopsticks variation... hope you like!
    You can get the mp3 on iTunes here: itunes.apple.co...
    and purchase the sheet music for $2.99 here (comes in pdf form): www.kurthugosch...
    (For the sheet music -- once you complete the order process, click the link that says "Return to..." -- it will take you to the download page. Then click "Click here to start download...". If you have any issues, feel free to email me at kurtschneiderbusiness (at) gmail )
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    If you want to book Andrew for a concert or event, or inquire about advanced online piano lessons, email him at andrewjohnsonmusic (at) gmail.com
    He's an awesome guy so feel free to contact him!
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Komentáře • 7K

  • @diaspiano
    @diaspiano Před 8 lety +1332

    1:19 Beethoven Moonlight sonata 3rd mv
    1:36 Lizst La Campanella
    2:03 Rachmaninoff prelude op3 no2
    2:13 Lizst Hungarian Rhapsody no2
    2:42 Blues boogie woogie improv?

    • @diaspiano
      @diaspiano Před 7 lety +2

      ***** no problem :)

    • @jamespablo232
      @jamespablo232 Před 7 lety +14

      dias.piano lol la campanella is composed by paganini and not by lizst

    • @Lynlapidofficial
      @Lynlapidofficial Před 7 lety +5

      I thought 1:19 was revolutionary?

    • @Lynlapidofficial
      @Lynlapidofficial Před 7 lety +1

      Nvm

    • @garo123415
      @garo123415 Před 7 lety +70

      1:36 is 100% guaranteed not La Campanella, why would you even say that when you obviously have no clue?

  • @Jamesi03
    @Jamesi03 Před 8 lety +1795

    It went from chopsticks to moonlight sonata movement 3

    • @bcbbles
      @bcbbles Před 8 lety +71

      WTF that is so weird bc I just got done listening to moonlight sonata and now I'm listening to Chopsticks! LOL

    • @sneddypie
      @sneddypie Před 4 lety +12

      then to la campanella, then rachmaninoff prelude in c#, and then hr2

    • @orsemcore
      @orsemcore Před 4 lety +3

      ok? we all saw it in the video, no need to repeat it down here.

    • @johnsmith9966
      @johnsmith9966 Před 4 lety

      🙀🙀🙀

    • @evangelinelimber8462
      @evangelinelimber8462 Před 4 lety +2

      Also Hungarian Rhapsody

  • @APDizzle1
    @APDizzle1 Před 7 lety +2285

    Imagine what he could do with a fork

  • @User8362917392027373
    @User8362917392027373 Před 9 lety +784

    I'll be impressed when I see the whole thing played with chopsticks

    • @roshaebryan9465
      @roshaebryan9465 Před 9 lety

      ThePianoMan Can you do that?

    • @tjbanansen1
      @tjbanansen1 Před 9 lety +57

      Roshae Bryan I dont have to be a chef to know what food tastes like

    • @Andrew-ws9db
      @Andrew-ws9db Před 7 lety +6

      justin ma most of the times you do have to be a chef. You don't have to be one to tell yourself if it tastes good or bad. If you're rating it you can't just bring a random guy in. People like different taste and some people hate fruit/vegetables. Chefs are not biased.

    • @fattit7598
      @fattit7598 Před 5 lety +12

      @@Andrew-ws9db What the fuck is your point?

    • @joepera9218
      @joepera9218 Před 5 lety +3

      We are so desensitized nowadays, that it’s never good enough. This guy puts out a good performance “ but can you play that with your toes”.

  • @zyk3438
    @zyk3438 Před 10 lety +203

    *that escalated quickly*

  • @IschmarVI
    @IschmarVI Před 9 lety +387

    "I just need some practise" *plays the piano with chopstics*
    "okay, that was enough practise"
    ... *throws aways chopsticks and plays Moonlight Sonata*
    How awesome IS this guy?!?

    • @andrewjacobs6576
      @andrewjacobs6576 Před 4 lety +1

      Practice

    • @kkorsonel
      @kkorsonel Před 4 lety

      @@andrewjacobs6576 Actually it is "practice" it wasnt at the beginning of the sentence so it isn't capitalized.

    • @andrewjacobs6576
      @andrewjacobs6576 Před 4 lety

      kKorsonel Official no one likes you

    • @kkorsonel
      @kkorsonel Před 4 lety

      @@andrewjacobs6576 Check yourself, before you check others.

    • @andrewjacobs6576
      @andrewjacobs6576 Před 4 lety

      kKorsonel Official well actually in that case it is spelled “wasn’t” instead of wasnt buddy check yourself before you check others

  • @kehbin123
    @kehbin123 Před 9 lety +2586

    It's a whole Tom and Jerry episode.

    • @farismental
      @farismental Před 9 lety +27

      Seems like I'm not alone. High five!

    • @prakhyanair
      @prakhyanair Před 9 lety +20

      Holy shit. Thank youuu! i've been thinking the same thingggg!!! 😂😍

    • @froyo999
      @froyo999 Před 8 lety +8

      +kehbin123 that's what I think of every time i here this song!

    • @Katte39
      @Katte39 Před 7 lety +3

      .

    • @foxplayshd2904
      @foxplayshd2904 Před 6 lety +3

      Yes I remember the song one of my favs

  • @yeahhigherthanskytree3042
    @yeahhigherthanskytree3042 Před 2 lety +30

    NiziUのChopstickからきましたよw
    めっちゃ素敵なアレンジですね

  • @epicyon8
    @epicyon8 Před 7 lety +346

    They say not to play with your food

  • @K3anuPlaysP1an0
    @K3anuPlaysP1an0 Před 12 lety +17

    Start - Chopsticks
    1:20 - Moonlight Sonata, 3rd movement
    1:35 - more variations of chopsticks, I think.
    2:04 - fast run from Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C# minor.
    2:15 - Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody
    2:30 - same song, different part
    2:45-3:23 - don't know
    3:24 - chopsticks

  • @CassiePumpkins
    @CassiePumpkins Před 9 lety +339

    0:57 That brief look into the camera.

    • @AnthonyChmielewski_
      @AnthonyChmielewski_ Před 9 lety +7

      +M Ka Congratulations! You aren't funny!

    • @bishermartini4533
      @bishermartini4533 Před 8 lety +1

      +M Ka its ok everybody has those days

    • @KultrunAus
      @KultrunAus Před 8 lety +1

      +Chloe K never apologise for being passive aggressive

    • @tort1045
      @tort1045 Před 7 lety +3

      hah he probably forgot if he'd turned on his camera or not and had to check

    • @elijahvaldivia3729
      @elijahvaldivia3729 Před 6 lety +5

      Shut up bro, I thought that was funny

  • @zhaopuxing
    @zhaopuxing Před 9 lety +815

    This is not the chopsticks I learned to play...

    • @aightbet7179
      @aightbet7179 Před 4 lety +1

      Paul Zhao same here

    • @aightbet7179
      @aightbet7179 Před 4 lety +3

      Mine went like du na na na na na naaaa

    • @Tomos_J-J
      @Tomos_J-J Před 4 lety +1

      It's because that was a doled down version.

    • @marbymendez8021
      @marbymendez8021 Před 4 lety +1

      Variant if you are wizard of playing the piano

  • @matthew42377
    @matthew42377 Před 10 lety +36

    I saw this when it first was uploaded and 4 years later it still does not fail to impress.

  • @kinlex
    @kinlex Před 11 lety +24

    I never thought I would hear the 3rd Movement of Moonlight Sonata mixed with arguably the easiest piano song ever written... Pure genius.

  • @samraby
    @samraby Před 9 lety +5

    this is truly a testimony as to why the piano is the most amazing instrument. genuinly amazing

  • @mmarti2007
    @mmarti2007 Před rokem +1

    I hope you’re still playing. I thoroughly enjoy watching and listening to you play.

  • @MarkLumsley
    @MarkLumsley Před 7 lety +9

    I've been playing guitar for 15 years but watching videos like this makes me wish I'd never given up the piano because it's such a fucking BEAUTIFUL instrument.
    Extremely well played, sir! :)

  • @herougo
    @herougo Před 13 lety +6

    I don't think you'll get too many buyers for the sheet music because not many people are at that level in piano! But I can say I bought it and I'm working on it right now. Thanks for this great piece of music!

  • @josh.9inety3hree
    @josh.9inety3hree Před 8 lety +2

    I saw this like 4 years ago and its still awesome, never gets old!

  • @christianagapito2597
    @christianagapito2597 Před 2 lety +18

    So this is the original key of chopsticks, I just hear this in Niziu's Chopstick music video

  • @scottypot1
    @scottypot1 Před 12 lety +3

    I watched this video just over a year ago and immediately bought the sheet music. Now, I can play the whole piece through. It was so worth the wait!

  • @itsashmays5258
    @itsashmays5258 Před 4 lety +4

    This will forever be my favorite CZcams video...

  • @dula152
    @dula152 Před 11 lety +2

    Mind-blowing. Can't stop pressing the replay button.

  • @eyemaster3.14
    @eyemaster3.14 Před 2 lety +3

    Now that I actually know what Chopsticks is like, my respect for my grandfather who said he can play it and only it has grown immensely.

  • @VIXXI.E
    @VIXXI.E Před 9 lety +40

    2:30 OMG THAT IS FROM MY CHILDHOOD SHOE Tom and Jerry!!!

    • @ryzikx
      @ryzikx Před 9 lety +34

      Tom and Jerry was my favorite shoe too.

    • @thegreatskinkpriest8104
      @thegreatskinkpriest8104 Před 8 lety +5

      +AsianGameBox yeah, I wore that shoe all the time

    • @AogNubJoshh
      @AogNubJoshh Před 8 lety +3

      +RachidPokemon Hungarian rhapsody no 2.

    • @zulqarnain0211
      @zulqarnain0211 Před 6 lety +1

      I bet jerry was inside the piano. Lol.

  • @TheRandomron
    @TheRandomron Před 7 lety +43

    If I had one wish, well first I'd wish for infinite wishes.
    THEN, I'd wish to be a master on every instrument, so I can play this to my hearts content

  • @ajsoccer0369
    @ajsoccer0369 Před 2 měsíci

    Saw this video when it came out 13 years ago and I love how it now randomly pops up on my feed

  • @cjg8763
    @cjg8763 Před 8 lety +1

    I could just listen to this guy play all day. Such beautiful playing!

  • @hilariodaragona4473
    @hilariodaragona4473 Před 9 lety +83

    0:19 Palillos Chinos.
    1:20 3er mov Sonata Claro de luna - Beethoven.
    1:35 rapsodia húngara N° 2 de List...

    • @handznet
      @handznet Před 9 lety +9

      There is also Rachmaninov C sharp prelude.

    • @miknguy
      @miknguy Před 9 lety +5

      +Hilario D'Aragona
      I think before he starts the Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 at 1:35, there's also a hint of La Campanella. Did anyone else hear it?

    • @squodge
      @squodge Před 6 lety +1

      @Michael Nguyen
      Yup - I heard allusions to the Campanella, it's those flourishes that are played about two-thirds from the Campanella.

    • @alexeljosh5849
      @alexeljosh5849 Před 5 lety

      List? WTF is that

  • @sinatrabone
    @sinatrabone Před 12 lety +3

    I love the Beethoven, Chopin, Liszt, and more that he throws in there. This guy has done his homework :)

  • @SwennyJ
    @SwennyJ Před 10 lety +1

    Awesome some all time classics love them I do piano but can't play like that like how you started off with chopsticks too all I have to say is amazing

  • @audreyjones7990
    @audreyjones7990 Před 7 lety

    omg what the heck is am crying. something as simple as chopsticks. you can make anything sound. ... beyond impressive

  • @zombiesalon
    @zombiesalon Před 12 lety +5

    I can help with some of it!
    start - chopsticks
    1:20 - Moonlight Sonata, 3rd movement
    1:35 - more variations on chopsticks, I think.
    2:04 - a fast run from Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C# minor.
    2:15 - Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody
    2:30 - same song, different part
    2:45 - don't know
    3:05 - more chopsticks variation, don't know if the run is something else

  • @MrSKaTeR0709
    @MrSKaTeR0709 Před 9 lety +43

    Whoa, you transitioned to Moonlight Sonata 3rd movement and then I forgot the rest but at least I knew that one so yea.

    • @adamvermillion6037
      @adamvermillion6037 Před 9 lety +2

      I spotted out that and part of Hungarian Rhapsody no 2 by listz

  • @jennifertaylor8302
    @jennifertaylor8302 Před 6 lety +1

    Being a Chinese, I love this piece of music. It's fantastic!!!!!! And being a piano player myself, I admire the talented composer and player of this piece of music.

  • @trafalgard.waterlaw6316
    @trafalgard.waterlaw6316 Před 10 lety +1

    This is the most epic thing i have ever heard like omfg! U r my hero n u r awesome! =D

  • @Flatfoot2282
    @Flatfoot2282 Před 7 lety +4

    Holy cow!! That was so fantastic!! My new favorite version. Very well produced and performed.

  • @tmkgb1899
    @tmkgb1899 Před 2 lety +13

    NiziUから来ました〜
    こちらもすごい!!

  • @colettewink5334
    @colettewink5334 Před 10 lety

    This is one of my favorite videos. I have yet to sit down and learn it!

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman Před 8 lety +1

    "a fork" LOL That was pretty awesome!

  • @MorioRexPage
    @MorioRexPage Před 9 lety +112

    Moonlight sonata 3rd movement? Rachmaninoff... Wait Liszt.... Wtf I'm so confused.

    • @shaebryan684
      @shaebryan684 Před 9 lety +6

      +MorioRex
      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
      BUT I LOVE THIS

    • @Jamesi03
      @Jamesi03 Před 8 lety

      +MorioRex Same but it's still good though

    • @MorioRexPage
      @MorioRexPage Před 8 lety

      Jamesi03 Don't get me wrong it's fantastic, I was just joking.

  • @adrian55743
    @adrian55743 Před 10 lety +26

    I can see the flames trying to burn the piano

  • @mindlesslyscrolling378
    @mindlesslyscrolling378 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for retiring this tired old song.

  • @spasibo_viktor
    @spasibo_viktor Před 3 lety +2

    already 10 years passed, but i am still watching this sometimes

  • @nightboss3460
    @nightboss3460 Před 2 lety +25

    niziuの動画から来ました

  • @chichichi7710
    @chichichi7710 Před 2 lety +25

    This became a NiziU new song!♡♡

  • @malt1599
    @malt1599 Před 8 lety +1

    this was the first song i learned, that was incredible to hear this song again

  • @rman713
    @rman713 Před 10 lety

    nothing i can say could really capture how awesome that was, so i'll leave it at that

  • @HirayaDiwata
    @HirayaDiwata Před 12 lety +3

    I've been playing this classical piece since I was in 3rd grade with only the basic notes. I'm 16 now and I can't believe someone would make this song much more complicated than what how I've played it before. lol.

  • @BBoyVeE100
    @BBoyVeE100 Před 10 lety +7

    Still my favorite video from this Chanel.

  • @kevindondrea144
    @kevindondrea144 Před 4 lety

    It always amazes me when people vote a video down when the video is AWESOME!

  • @Woofycat
    @Woofycat Před 5 lety +1

    amazing job and so beautiful on the Baldwin piano!!!!!!!

  • @IsraelWokoh
    @IsraelWokoh Před 9 lety +33

    3:03 Andy started to make love to that piano.

    • @IsraelWokoh
      @IsraelWokoh Před 9 lety

      Michael Cataluna Ha LOL. Not really, mate. Just sayin', at that point, he was hitting some heavenly notes.

    • @Michael-jt6iw
      @Michael-jt6iw Před 9 lety

      lol umm. you heard me say nothing

  • @t0xictitty360
    @t0xictitty360 Před 7 lety +527

    are you.... even human? damn your playing is beautiful it reminds me of Your Lie in April

    • @grenul
      @grenul Před 7 lety +20

      Don't remind me... ;_;

    • @cherrylen7647
      @cherrylen7647 Před 7 lety +14

      Pendragon01 oh gosh the tears are coming back

    • @xminicoopzx7976
      @xminicoopzx7976 Před 7 lety +23

      Pendragon01 what happened in April I wasn't here

    • @OmegaMacling
      @OmegaMacling Před 7 lety +7

      It's the name of an anime...

    • @bellagianchocolate
      @bellagianchocolate Před 7 lety +39

      Please no reminders. I'm going to start crying again. It was so beautiful that it's indescribable.

  • @LT1Grrrl
    @LT1Grrrl Před 10 lety

    FANTASTIC!!! not only was this QUITE impressive, but there's a certain je ne sais quoi about the way a person looks fully immersed in their instrument that i just love... & Andrew certainly has it. :)

  • @annatichenor7914
    @annatichenor7914 Před 5 lety

    It’s been 9 years and I still think about this video every day of my life lol

  • @nathantomlinson6317
    @nathantomlinson6317 Před 8 lety +3

    I like the Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 because I watched it at Tom and Jerry:The Cat Concerto

  • @Shoot2KillU
    @Shoot2KillU Před 6 lety +7

    I think he actually knew how to use chopsticks the entire time.

  • @lindsaywallace4947
    @lindsaywallace4947 Před 2 lety

    Tranquility. In multitudes of adorned notes; our history reclaimed in light of our survived travesties.

  • @itsgoodforthesoul9749

    This has stuck with me from years and years ago - I have told many people about it. Absolutely fantastic!

  • @lazyhoresw19078
    @lazyhoresw19078 Před 10 lety +88

    I heard some Tom and Jerry in there :)

  • @oliviawhite7931
    @oliviawhite7931 Před 7 lety +3

    This was so good I want to cry.

  • @lennieblue
    @lennieblue Před 5 lety +1

    Loved it! Both the playing and the humor. Awesome.

  • @juliadeklerk7542
    @juliadeklerk7542 Před 6 lety

    officially my new favourite video on youtube

  • @sidneyrobinson18
    @sidneyrobinson18 Před 5 lety +4

    Imagine going up to a pro pianist whos playing, asking to use their piano and if they say yes, you whip out a pair of chopsticks then transition into this masterpiece

  • @jeremiahconcpecion8777
    @jeremiahconcpecion8777 Před 8 lety +277

    Does anyone else think of tom and jerry in this video

  • @schweetfightachamplu
    @schweetfightachamplu Před 11 lety

    How you used Liszt to this waaass soooooo... ahh words cant even describe the ingenuity!!!!! good piece and wonderfully played!

  • @wynnefreddfitzgibbon9943
    @wynnefreddfitzgibbon9943 Před 10 lety +2

    So, that's what musical ADD sounds like. Kidding, kidding, couldn't resist. Awesome job Andrew, sounded fantastic.

  • @jellyhiggs1139
    @jellyhiggs1139 Před 8 lety +7

    2:30 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHA
    TOM AND JERRY

  • @sayin234
    @sayin234 Před 7 lety +6

    i didn't realize it is kurt until he said 'whassup guys it is kurt' lol

  • @Hand_Summer_
    @Hand_Summer_ Před 3 lety +2

    2021 till watch this legend arrangement

  • @monika1234ify
    @monika1234ify Před 3 lety +1

    Amazing talent and skill. I'm certain that the number of hours spent practicing is in the thousands!

  • @yeseniaquiroz6148
    @yeseniaquiroz6148 Před 8 lety +203

    I can't even play twinkle little star on the piano 😂

    • @manii2793
      @manii2793 Před 8 lety

      Same lmao 😂

    • @jhoktwenty1286
      @jhoktwenty1286 Před 8 lety +11

      +Yesenia Quiroz have you ever listened to the full "twinkle little star"? is not that easy

    • @mdent6233
      @mdent6233 Před 8 lety +3

      +Yesenia Quiroz It's "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
      It's a pet peeve of mine when people get names wrong. I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything.

    • @bcbbles
      @bcbbles Před 8 lety

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @auriigae2914
      @auriigae2914 Před 8 lety

      isnt it mozarts melody 0_0

  • @mia-by8hq
    @mia-by8hq Před 2 lety +21

    似てる!!!!niziuのってオマージュなのね!

  • @Balletwingert
    @Balletwingert Před 4 měsíci

    Just remembered this little gem

  • @kaiwryn
    @kaiwryn Před 10 lety +1

    I came here to see someone play chopsticks awesomely and this guy was phenomenali hope big things are in your future

  •  Před 2 lety +19

    Who's here after NiziU teaser ?

  • @wadethorburn3366
    @wadethorburn3366 Před 9 lety +11

    Duuude, just play without the chopschticks! Just kidding it was awesome!

  • @elsaremediosmendoza2715
    @elsaremediosmendoza2715 Před 10 lety +1

    I enjoy Andy's playing music on the piano!

  • @Kat10652
    @Kat10652 Před 11 lety +1

    Hungarian Rhapsody #2 By Liszt. The first part is from 1:36 to 2:13, and the second part is from 2:14 to 2:42. :)
    And I know you specifically didn't ask this, but for someone who might be wondering, the song from 1:20 to 1:36 is the 3rd Movement of Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven.

  • @nikaless
    @nikaless Před 10 lety +3

    I loved that moonlight sonata 3rd movement in the beginning. :D

  • @quyenoan5320
    @quyenoan5320 Před 2 lety +3

    oh, hence the name and the crazy piano of the song, no wonder it's so interesting

  • @kevinlopez3791
    @kevinlopez3791 Před 7 lety +1

    its videos like this that inspire me. They play good and are very talented. Keep Beethoven alive. You are really good too. Keep it up.

  • @sophiecullen8223
    @sophiecullen8223 Před 10 lety +1

    So much love for you guys! Come to Hong Kong. I will buy you an app.

  • @fortunewfortune
    @fortunewfortune Před 10 lety +3

    well that REALLY escalated quickly XD AMAZING JOB!!

  • @KishoreShenoy1994
    @KishoreShenoy1994 Před 8 lety +55

    Whenever I hear the music at 2:13, I think of tom and jerry.

  • @katiafirka8200
    @katiafirka8200 Před 8 lety +1

    OMG!! did you see how fast he went?! it was like the speed of light!!!

  • @d.coleman1230
    @d.coleman1230 Před 4 lety +1

    Beautiful freestyle piano playing..

  • @adrisolante4362
    @adrisolante4362 Před 9 lety +15

    Whoa!

  • @퉰
    @퉰 Před 2 lety +15

    NiziU의 Chopstick MV보고 오신분은 제 댓글에 좋아요를 눌러주세요
    👇

  • @ashlynecollado4980
    @ashlynecollado4980 Před 9 lety

    Wow! I'm amazed and saying it's so cool at the same time!

  • @pootube1974
    @pootube1974 Před 9 lety

    I would love to he able to play a piano let alone like that ,bravo it's amazing

  • @ariz12122
    @ariz12122 Před 2 lety +20

    NiziU♡

  • @tggt00
    @tggt00 Před 9 lety +194

    Sethbling

  • @LILE1534
    @LILE1534 Před 7 lety +2

    That was perfection

  • @heidizahalka4559
    @heidizahalka4559 Před 10 lety

    very impressed. COMPLETELY awesome! And now I'm craving orange chicken

  • @jinjjak2202
    @jinjjak2202 Před 2 lety +13

    Just came here after Niziu's Chopstick MV

  • @fsxn3rd
    @fsxn3rd Před 9 lety +3

    2:13 why not just stick a bit of Hugarian Rhapsody #2 in there. wow love this guys peice.

  • @mavericktube2840
    @mavericktube2840 Před 8 lety +1

    I loved it it's very graceful and it makes me all relaxed 😀

  • @AaronXOK
    @AaronXOK Před 10 lety +2

    SIR! dammn! I have counted, thus far, THE various PIANO styles of 15 different pianists rendering "Chopsticks", in this video.
    From Bach and Beethoven to Hubie Blake and Scott Joplin, Rachmaninoff to Elton John and Liberace to Jerry Lee Lewis,
    Gershwin too? That's scary to contemplate.
    THIS VIDEO IS INCREDIBLE.
    Franz Liszt AND Victor Borge, in the same piece? NO Way, bro~!
    JUST AWESOME,FAVORITED FOR ALL TIME, AND I'M BLOGGING THIS EXTRAORDINARY WORK AT MY WEBLOG, "THE LOCAL MALCONTENT".