I don’t know it for a fact but listen to how he talks and how he holds himself up a lot of signs point to being drunk, plus not to mention how he drives🤣
I bet she said oh he wouldnt do that i cant believe this and then she saw the video and said the exact thing as that lady in the video " fucking idiot"
He's a kid. Parents probably let him drive a bit in a big open field and now he thinks he knows how to drive. "I'll just move the car while mom's in the store, what's the worst that can happen?" 🙃
To this day this the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet. It took him so long to back out. He does it carefully, stops for a moment of preperation, just to floor it straight into another parked car😂. And the jog like he was running a little late for something 😂
this is what happens when your kid hasnt had any big problems in his life, and he goes into the real world! you must teach them what to do when they are in these situations because youll have your moment one day and eventually youll learn
I’m like 99% sure this kid is 14-15 and hasn’t been taught how to drive. This situation seems like his mom asked him to move the car or pick her up from a storefront and he didn’t know how to operate a vehicle, obviously fucked up big time, panicked, fucked up again, and then ran inside to get his mom.
He actually just ran into the nail salon across the parking lot to get his mom. He is 17 no licence. They called the police but because it's a private parking lot no police report could be taken. Crazy
In the meth addicts mind he was going to come Right Back. He just needed to rid himself of a few pipes. Cause one must be high to think your license plate is invisible!!!
Apparently he was completely sober and was trying to drive the car without permission from his mom who was in the nail salon lmfao. That’s where he ran off too.
i think his mind was all over the place and he forgot he was in park still and he pressed the accelerator. i’m a new driver myself and I have made that mistake before
Five point turn, two accidents, police, insurance, hit and run, nice conversation with a black lady. His 5 minutes of driving was more eventful than my 20 years. The funny thing is that when he start running away you can see in his face that he is proud that he made out of that hell alive😂😂 Also it seems after all the house was in opposite direction.
It was a white dude...if he was black then the black woman would have escalated it, called the police, and anyone else who could bring harm to the brotha...
I mean same thing with trying to take off in the same vehicle in the first place knowing damn well she got your face and license plate on camera. No way in hell he was getting away for long. 😂😭
Lmao, not even. If we really are in the matrix rn & this is all a simulation, im pretty sure i just found the oracle cause she has the patience of a saint.
@@imetmikemo182 i mean what is getting angry gonna do?? if you have insurance...just file a hit and run claim..if you dont..well then that should be more of you5r concern than the kid side swipping your car...its not hard to not get angry
@@mwejackson08 dont know what rock you happen to he living under, & although i do agree that it is actually a very simple task (when you have the presence of mind) to not let your base animalistic emotions get the better of you but most people are stuck on reptillian brain mode repeat in this modern world i like to call 'A Brave New 1984'
When he couldn't drive away any longer, boy ran as far as those nervous slippers could allrawr him to run before that foot sweat eist krieg that will have him onnis ass harder than pig baton boi, boi.
@im-Sara-Jayne. right? I'm only guessing that pickup was backing up at the time of impact, but what the heck. That kid was a mess he could have killed someone.
@@Zman82 fr tho, one time a friend took me and others to a dispensary, he hit a car in the parking lot and then told us it was his parents car and he wasn't even supposed to have it,luckily the people were very understanding for some reason and agreed to settle on a few hundred dollars and got his number and address and we'll as pics to make sure things would go as planned
Dude I used to trip every weekend for a good year until it really started to affect me and I had to start doing it like once a month and then eventually a few years later I stopped. My favorite is MDMA, followed by Lysergic Acid, DMT and then psilocybin being last. Hell I've even combined them together on many occasions. I never had any issues driving while on MDMA or LSD. Most of the time aside from a few instances I also never had any issues driving while taking psilocybin at responsible levels. DMT is a whole different ballgame. Nobody's driving on DMT at any point. The same thing is true for Salvia. Stay the hell away from that stuff. This young man was either wasted from alcohol or he's just a complete and utter idiot.
That “fuckin idiot!” came from the heart. 😂
😅
😮😂😂😂😂😂
😅
We all said it lol
Mamá boy mamá sorry mamá
0p0
If he wasn't drunk, he should have been
I don’t know it for a fact but listen to how he talks and how he holds himself up a lot of signs point to being drunk, plus not to mention how he drives🤣
Pretty sure hes high on weed
@@Fightmoreyuour. weed does not make somebody drive like that. I drive fried all the time and I’m a better driver than a lotta sober people lol
I’m driving smoking a blunt typing this he’s on heroin aka pills
@@JayDaDon_7 ehh, theres people who say the same thing about driving drunk. What youre doing is dangerous and highly illegal.
The "one second" finger as he jogs off is wild. "Hold up, gotta go find another vehicle to jack up."
He literally ran to his mom. She was in the shop getting a haircut.
That was his key and index finger. I think he was just a nervous wreck and terrified.😅
I watch this at least 20 times my stomach hurts 😂😅😂😅
So you like the pain or what
He said "I'll double it and give it to the next person"
LOL LOL LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beat comment! Really what just happened. I’d hate to be his mother.
😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Dude took a minor accident and turned it into charges😂
A felony hit and run to be exact
Fr bro
@@jaynguyen1573 x2
I mean.. he wasnt talking to police like that and driving away. Would have been DUI not hit and run..
@@relguiatmont7336 a hit and run is anytime you hit a car and try to run away. It doesn't have to be in front of police to make it a hit and run.
Running back to the grocer like he forgot milk 😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing especially after the lady in the background said fu..ing idiot 😮
Fucking*
Never trust a dude wearing leopard print slippers while driving.
It’s his mums😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Why 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The mullet, the pastel colors, the slippers 😂😂
Dude is fulfilling his destiny 😆
100% in florida
I’m from Florida and I absolutely agree this has got to be Florida
@@Hookiedookie123license plate is Alabama
100% meth
Why is it always one of them?
he ran off and put his finger up like "Ill be right back ☝🏾" 😂😂😂😂
he closed his door
That lil run 🏃🏼🏃🏼 gets me Everytime 🤦🏿♀️🤣😂😅.😎
Bro took mommy's car AND her slippers! 😂🤣😭😭💀
Exactly 👍
Hahah thanks for the reminder, didn’t see that one😂
@@snb9887 bruh go away
And her meth 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He said "you think that is bad, watch this"...🤣👍
😂😂😂
Holly crap LOL...good one.
Hahaha
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn he GEEKED TF UP!!! That shyt said "GO SPEED RACER GO!!! 👀🤡🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying😂😂😂😂😂😂Not Speed Racer😂😂❤
He so drunk, when the cops got there, he was hiding behind a tree with his eyes close😂
Hoping they wouldn't see him
😂😂😂😂😂
The way he gallops away from the scene was straight out of a movie😂😂😂😂😂
Napoleon Dynamite
Does he put a finger up? As if he's just going to be gone for a second?
Jesus sandals and all
@@MrEmitremmus🤣🤣
@@MrEmitremmusyep 😂
I wanna see his mamas reaction so bad 😂😂
Bet she won't even be shocked, this definitely ain't the first time this happened 😂
@@nsm54he really seemed like he did that for the first time
@@nsm54 I would put money on it that it was the first time listen to the kids voice, it’s shaking harder than his moms vibrator lol
I bet she said oh he wouldnt do that i cant believe this and then she saw the video and said the exact thing as that lady in the video " fucking idiot"
@@nsm54 yeah i dont wanna argue with you but this definetly looked like a first time to me😂 hell, even for a first time its hilarious
He was either high or nervous as hell
He's a kid. Parents probably let him drive a bit in a big open field and now he thinks he knows how to drive. "I'll just move the car while mom's in the store, what's the worst that can happen?" 🙃
"Pay it forward" is his motto
I love how chill everyone is as he's slowly but obviously trying to escape
“Trying” being the key word! Lolol!! Don’t let him walk into the building by himself….i don’t think he can handle it 😂😂😂😂😂
She knew she had his license plate she was chillin
Lmao
He's probably all hopped up on prescription pills.
the thing is the car is still right there as long as it’s still at the scene of the crime he’s fucked anyways 😂
He definitely hates blue cars.
😂😂😂😂😂💙💙💙💙
Go 💙
😂😂😂
Lmao
Lmao...💀🤡👉🏽
To this day this the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet. It took him so long to back out. He does it carefully, stops for a moment of preperation, just to floor it straight into another parked car😂. And the jog like he was running a little late for something 😂
"Drugs are bad, M'Kay!"
Bro went from an insurance claim to two counts of felony hit and runs and a concussion
Such an idiot lmao smh😂
this is what happens when your kid hasnt had any big problems in his life, and he goes into the real world! you must teach them what to do when they are in these situations because youll have your moment one day and eventually youll learn
And no license to drive for a couple years or so
@@gracetanner2243he definitely doesn’t have one to begin with if he’s driving like that
No felony crimes were committed
Im crying 😭😭😭
this guy literally drove off like Peter Griffen on a drunk night
He had a Family Guy moment 😂😂😂
This comment took me out 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Peter flying into Cleveland s house, amd Cleveland in the tub hitting the ground
To the Petercopter!
Holy shit thats so accurate for this video, i was rolling on the floor the first tims i saw this 😂
I Can Not!!!😭😭😭😭 "WTF?!?! ARE YOU DOIIN??" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 My stomach hurts. 😂😂SMH
Running to the shoe department as he should 😳😆😆
He tweaking off of something 🤣
Boy, them cars didn't do sh** to you!!! 😂😂😂😂
dude looks no older than 12
@trotgun1563 exactly lol. Trying to be cool like his older friends I guess.
@@alonzalbrown1883 I think the only thing he was trying to do is get out of that car park without starting ww3
but ended up causing ww3 and ww4 😂
He was wearing his moms shoes too!!😂
lmao!
I didn't notice it, but he is and they look leopardskin! Too Funny!
My goodness 😭
Lmao
Those Sandals should have been the first Clue’ 😂😂😂 what is he Weaaaring !??!
I’m so glad someone else pointed this out ❤ exact same thoughts went through my mind 😂
“I’m sorry this is my mom’s car as well as her leopard print sandals!” 😂
He’s jogging along as if he’ll magically become another person matching a totally different description 😂😂
Bro realized he got 3-4 wanted stars for that last one and needed to run them off and try be a pedestrian
@@rfbftp123The way this reply made me lol 🤣🤦🏽♀️
No seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭❤
Ngl I'll do that. Just try and jog off a poor choice.
“Just sit down and calm down “
Proceeds to run away 😂😂😂
Wrong person clown. She was talking to the older lady
@@shadygunshowHis comment was still hilarious either way. Stop crying
"im high all the time, i smoke dat good shit" 😂😂😂
My guy not only took his mommas vehicle, he done took her leopard fuzzy slippers!! I bet she's going to be more mad at that... I'd bet on that.
😂😂😂
Wow! Dude should be put on the "never allowed to have a drivers license ever" list.
I'm on that list!!😊 in my defence, that fence was miles away. I'd plenty time to break, screaming at me didn't help
He probably doesn't have one judging by those skills
@@Lesley-Ann2018sux sorry to hear a toxic situation took your license away 😔
Everyone using their cell phones while driving should be on that list.
I’m like 99% sure this kid is 14-15 and hasn’t been taught how to drive. This situation seems like his mom asked him to move the car or pick her up from a storefront and he didn’t know how to operate a vehicle, obviously fucked up big time, panicked, fucked up again, and then ran inside to get his mom.
The way he Closes the door all casually then proceeds to evacuate the scene 😂😂🤣 plus the sound of that collision IS PURE COMEDY 😂
LMAO it is this is gold lolz
He actually just ran into the nail salon across the parking lot to get his mom. He is 17 no licence. They called the police but because it's a private parking lot no police report could be taken. Crazy
@@kerribestwick wait what?
@@Aaron.Crow512they’re making it up
@@kerribestwickhit and run is hit and run. Felony. He probably ruined his life
Oooh, somebody's gonna get a whippin when he gets home! 😂
That "what the hahell are you doin" 😂 she wanted to laugh so bad😂😂😂
He even closed the door before running away. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
he locked it!
@@natk4017 for what reason?
If you call that waddle like he's got a shit a run then I guess so yeah
And took the keys
Dude was like, “I ain’t gonna hit anything on foot.” 🏃💨
😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment!!!
Runs into a parked car while running
@@Bonitaslifestyleoverrated response 🥴🥴👆
You crazy 🤪
And that’s how you turn a little mistake into a felony. Gold star.
We gettin out the parking lot with this one... ohhhh, nvm 🙂 🙃 😂
He's running like he's invisible, keys too
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😁😁😁
Right. I was like WTF!!! LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣. I thought he was going to say you can't see me. While he ran away. 🤣
Took the time to close the door too lol. He clearly respects property
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭
Shes the calmest woman ever wow
She know he or his mom has insurance 😂
that’s because white people love to call Black people progressive so she had to keep her cool
Meth head boy was high
Bro had the Theo von cut and his face was puffed up red like a anime character ofc bro was gonna pull something goofy 😂
It's definitely the calmest BLACK woman i have ever seen on YT. 😂😂😂
That was the WORST white boy run EVER!! Lmao
The way he was talking in the beginning was the speech of a person who thinks sympathy is going to get him out of trouble every time.
The fucking running away while holding up his finger like “wait a second I’ll be right back” was the icing on the cake.
😂😂😂😂
Hilarious
😆🤣😂😭😭😭
In the meth addicts mind he was going to come Right Back. He just needed to rid himself of a few pipes. Cause one must be high to think your license plate is invisible!!!
I'm dead 😂😂😂
#1 baby !
Bro locked the car after too like he was about to run in for groceries real quick 😂
Who's that guy in your PfP? He looks like my dad.
That's ur dad @@Chancey388
Hahaha like he’d parked in a legit spot and all
@@Chancey388"He went to get cigarettes 20 years ago and never came back."
Apparently, that must be his moms shoes he got on too😂
I don't know what he's high on but I'll pass! 😂
I have to admit, a back to back hit-and-run is impressive.
IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂
On a very idiotic caliber
3 hit & runs. The last one was literal ( well...if ya wanna call that running)
LMFAO his mom is gonna be pist
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Did he just run off like Napoleon Dynamite?!?😂 🤣🤣🤣😭
😂😂😂
In leopard print slippers 😂
After watching again i don’t think he’s trying to escape, i think he’s trying to get his mom
Heck yes he did! Gosh!!
@amyschwartz1791 😂💕
His mom gone be PISSED!!!😮😅😅😅
Bro hit feets after too I’m tearing
He gonna go cry in the store. 😂😂😂
😂😂‼️‼️
😂😂😂
Went to go buy some tissues
😂
He gonna cry in a jail cell😂
“Get in my car” girl ain’t no body safe 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Pretty sure you're safer getting hit by a car inside a car versus outside of a car....
@@lavenderwashington5337 fair point 😂
😂😂 I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@@lavenderwashington5337 it’s a joke lighten up
When he rammed up that motor, I knew it was going to end badly 🤣
Damn he went from a fender bender to hit-and-run, to wreckless driving, then another crash, then fleeing the scene 😂😂 he literally hit & runnnnn😂😂
Can we take a moment and appreciate how calm and collected she was the entire time. You ma'am are a wonderful human being 🙏
Was just going to say this! I appreciated her character in this situation ❤. Kid was so terrified, he lost all common sense!
An exception and outlier to the culture
She probably has a relative or friend that has done way worse shit. Every family does.
Black women can afford to act a damn fool because it could turn deadly for us 🤷🏽💯
@@Jojo.255
It's nice to see, gives me hope...
You can hear him rev the engine before he even put it in gear 😂
That alone told me this crap wasn't over yet smh.
@@dajam9035😂
Yeah because he doesn't know what he's doing. He revved but thought it would move.
Apparently he was completely sober and was trying to drive the car without permission from his mom who was in the nail salon lmfao. That’s where he ran off too.
i think his mind was all over the place and he forgot he was in park still and he pressed the accelerator. i’m a new driver myself and I have made that mistake before
Five point turn, two accidents, police, insurance, hit and run, nice conversation with a black lady. His 5 minutes of driving was more eventful than my 20 years. The funny thing is that when he start running away you can see in his face that he is proud that he made out of that hell alive😂😂 Also it seems after all the house was in opposite direction.
He walked…ran? He walked away like the shrooms just fully kicked in 😂
If dude was on Shrooms he'd be trying to fix the damage on the car himself 💀
@Winter_Mune I think you're confused with crack or meth
@oldirtyguru7004 not really buddy.. you see stuff but that's generally the feeling same with weed making u tired
Lady handled this situation like a pro. So glad she didnt freak out or try to stop him, just film it all and call the police, u good.
It was a white dude...if he was black then the black woman would have escalated it, called the police, and anyone else who could bring harm to the brotha...
@@negative949Sad that you’re a prisoner in your own mind.
@@negative949hate that people feel like they have to bring race into everything...
@@negative949wow I really hope you don’t come out of your room. Please stay away from society
Eh
Lmfao him closing the door what’s got me🤣🤣🤣
This never gets old 😂
The extended warranty mofos won't even call his mother at this point
He left like....y'all deal with this I can't right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
nah he’s was about a cry😂
@@jakejohnnienickmattchrissandc these be the goofies we see in the comments
@@_indent wdym
Hahahaha I felt that that’s the best comment
Hell yea I was thinking the same shit. Same mfs that be in the comments saying racist shit😂@@_indent
He said fck it..I'm gonna escape on foot! As if we ALL didn't just see you😂😂😂
Then runs into an elderly woman knocking her to the ground and being like "Sorry these are my mom's sandals..."
I mean same thing with trying to take off in the same vehicle in the first place knowing damn well she got your face and license plate on camera. No way in hell he was getting away for long. 😂😭
Only thing i got distracted was by his bamm bamm sandals. He thinks he is a Flintstone driving away lol
“What the hell is yo…?” 🫣🤔🤔 I cannot stop laughing 😭🤭
The lady handling this situation is either a therapist or works in telecommunications with how she’s so calm 😂
Lmao, not even. If we really are in the matrix rn & this is all a simulation, im pretty sure i just found the oracle cause she has the patience of a saint.
@@imetmikemo182matrix seriously bro cmom you're a man not kid.
@@imetmikemo182 moving on
@@imetmikemo182 i mean what is getting angry gonna do?? if you have insurance...just file a hit and run claim..if you dont..well then that should be more of you5r concern than the kid side swipping your car...its not hard to not get angry
@@mwejackson08 dont know what rock you happen to he living under, & although i do agree that it is actually a very simple task (when you have the presence of mind) to not let your base animalistic emotions get the better of you but most people are stuck on reptillian brain mode repeat in this modern world i like to call 'A Brave New 1984'
The way my mouth dropped lmao i feel like i always know exactly where these videos are going but this caught me off guard lmao
Hes clearly intoxicated with something. Bro did a hit and hit😂😂😂
Give him a job with Swift Trucking🤣🤣🤣
He got his mom's shoes on too 😂 that's a mama's boy for sure.
This comment is top tier 😂😂😂
I’m weak asf 😭
OH SNAP!!! 👀 🤦♂️ Nice work WOWAH
😂😂😂
😂😂 I just saw it fr
You know he was yelling "fkkkkkkk" once he crashed the 2nd time😂😂
Passive aggressive with it too
Nah he was to fucked up to even notice
I don’t think any “fkkkkkks” were givin this day
At least he was generous enough to shut his mothers car door 😂😂😂😂 before running off like he's going to get his mother by foot 😂😂
I think mum was in the shop... he wanted to try driving for the first time 😮
He was trying to drive away from that panic attack 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that made me laugh hard hahaha
When he couldn't drive away any longer, boy ran as far as those nervous slippers could allrawr him to run before that foot sweat eist krieg that will have him onnis ass harder than pig baton boi, boi.
@@SweatyBetties what the fuck did I just read
😅 whays he speaking german?@@cerberus3508
Prob stoned !
Those leopard print sandals on this boy is crazy 😂... zesty while driving
Those were his mom's as well 😂
They were the only cool part about that hillbilly’s outfit
They were the only cool part about this hillbilly’s outfit
Both of your comments had me laughing.Good way to start my day.
@@TrillaScrilla74Bound😂😂😂
Yanks do make me laugh sometimes 😅
We need an in depth follow up interview with this leopard killin', bumper smashin, mama passin' kid rock lookin' son of a gun
Underrated 😂
😂😭
Follow up:: he is still an idiot
Fr tho I need to know...Next time on "Im to dumb to drive"
This is possibly the best parking lot wreck video ive ever seen
How the hell did he even get there and park ? 😂
@im-Sara-Jayne. right? I'm only guessing that pickup was backing up at the time of impact, but what the heck. That kid was a mess he could have killed someone.
😂😂😂😂❤
Probably hit 2 on the way up there 😅😂🤣🤣🤣@@im-Sara-Jayne.
@@im-Sara-Jayne.His mom drove up there. It’s obviously not his car
The person who said that he was an idiot sounds like granny from ice age, which makes this scene 100 times better😂😂😂😂
He can't make it any worse, dude said hold my white claw 🤣
This comment needs more likes 😅😂 very underrated
Lmfao
Not the white claw 😭😭😭🤣
😂😂😂 the best getaway I've seen yet. All else fails just 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️
He trotted off like he had to take a dump
I laughed my fuckin spleen off😂😂😂
Dude high asf and tripping balls fs
i know exactly how this kid feels if he is tripping.
Yes sir , looks like he wants to crawl out of his skin.
No... He's like 15 or 16 and scared to death man he just hit that car and then he's trying to get away and hit another one. He looks scared to death.
@@Zman82 fr tho, one time a friend took me and others to a dispensary, he hit a car in the parking lot and then told us it was his parents car and he wasn't even supposed to have it,luckily the people were very understanding for some reason and agreed to settle on a few hundred dollars and got his number and address and we'll as pics to make sure things would go as planned
Dude I used to trip every weekend for a good year until it really started to affect me and I had to start doing it like once a month and then eventually a few years later I stopped. My favorite is MDMA, followed by Lysergic Acid, DMT and then psilocybin being last. Hell I've even combined them together on many occasions. I never had any issues driving while on MDMA or LSD. Most of the time aside from a few instances I also never had any issues driving while taking psilocybin at responsible levels. DMT is a whole different ballgame. Nobody's driving on DMT at any point. The same thing is true for Salvia. Stay the hell away from that stuff.
This young man was either wasted from alcohol or he's just a complete and utter idiot.
"He's can't even escape properly" LOL
At least he closes the door before running away!!!!! LOL
I appreciate how calm the lady was throughout this.
She knows shes gonna be GOOD good lol
😅😅😅these airheadz iz wild af😅
Those are his mom shoes too😂
glad everyone is ok🙏🏽
This lady was such a gentle, caring mom!! I could hear the nonchalant disappointment she had in his wreckless judgement..😂
How you try to run and make things 10x worse 😭
I been playing too many damn scratchoffs. I saw that 10x in your comment and thought I won something for a second😂😂
Its the run for me. 😂
Gets out to run for it.
Immediately trips.
“F’ing idiot” came from the deepest reaches of anyone’s soul. 🤦🏻♂️😂🤦🏻♂️😂
The boy started jogging for his life at the end 😂😂
He was weak with fear 😭
"This is my mom's car and my mom's shoes" 😂