We Watched ANCIENT ALIENS

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  • čas přidán 24. 10. 2021
  • Ancient Aliens is a crazy TV show about people that think aliens are the explanation to everything, so I decided to watch it with Jack Manifold, Ciaran Carlin and James Marriott
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  • @livbev
    @livbev Před 2 lety +7055

    this just reminded me how i used to watch this as a kid & just took it as fact because it was on the history channel 🙃

    • @RPena98
      @RPena98 Před 2 lety +72

      Saaaaaame

    • @holycow1753
      @holycow1753 Před 2 lety +481

      the only episode of this i remember watching is and episode of how hitler was an alien i was laughing the whole night

    • @QTaceX
      @QTaceX Před 2 lety +44

      @@holycow1753 lmaooo😂😂

    • @jorjamabel2288
      @jorjamabel2288 Před 2 lety +17

      hey liv and same here girl

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 Před 2 lety +48

      Dude same! I'd have full debates with other kids at lunch in elementary school

  • @cosmoblender
    @cosmoblender Před 2 lety +3305

    “Imagine your job being to research things that don’t even exist”
    Theoretical physicists:

    • @Nerd69694
      @Nerd69694 Před 2 lety +246

      Twitter users:

    • @JimboniumF
      @JimboniumF Před 2 lety +78

      _Instantly disintegrates_

    • @joedumars376
      @joedumars376 Před 2 lety +18

      @@Nerd69694 😂

    • @gideonhawk
      @gideonhawk Před 2 lety +36

      Your pfp is their reaction

    • @walterclements1050
      @walterclements1050 Před 2 lety +14

      gordon freeman!?!?!???!! 😯😯😯😳😳 What the dog doin??? 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕🐕🐶

  • @TuxedoMasc
    @TuxedoMasc Před 2 lety +399

    Imagine being a cave person just wanting to shit post some fanfic on a cave wall, and thousands of years later some "experts" site you as proof of aliens. I'd love my legacy.

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před měsícem +2

      All you have to do is paint a stick figure with a big circle around his head, and 9000 years later, Giorgio calls it alien intervention!

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před měsícem +3

      If actual intelligent extraterrestrials are watching this- no wonder they don’t want to come down! Who wants to hang out with us! Barely able to tell you who scored the winner in last night’s game, let alone discuss man’s place in the universe!

  • @sherholmes6247
    @sherholmes6247 Před 2 lety +611

    Can't wait for George to do this challenge while watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but everytime food drops from the sky you take a sip.

    • @quinngobrr
      @quinngobrr Před 2 lety +31

      like, every scene in which it happens? or every PIECE of food
      cause if it was every piece that'd mean that EVERY NOODLE in the spaghetti scenes would be a sip
      and that would actually kill someone, you'd get through an ENTIRE BOTTLE

    • @exe2517
      @exe2517 Před 2 lety +18

      George's liver: Please, don't. I have a family.

    • @llaur_llaur
      @llaur_llaur Před rokem +1

      you’re a genius.

    • @Weezy-84
      @Weezy-84 Před rokem

      He’d die of blood poisoning bro

    • @Weezy-84
      @Weezy-84 Před rokem +1

      @@quinngobrr you’d get through a whole bar

  • @gooseygooseman1383
    @gooseygooseman1383 Před 2 lety +2749

    Fun Fact: A lot of the time on this show when there's like a professor or actual credible academic, it's because that person didn't actually know what show they were going to be on and were just asked to talk about their field of study, then had what they said edited and used among all the crazies to make it seem like they also agree.
    Like, that Folklorist is probably just someone who studies and folklore and local legends and stuff from like a cultural perspective, and doesn't actually believe in like fuckin bigfoot and aliens and shit

    • @gooseygooseman1383
      @gooseygooseman1383 Před 2 lety +179

      What James says at 1:06:26 is spot on

    • @lemonsugaru8166
      @lemonsugaru8166 Před 2 lety +283

      That’s exactly what I thought! There are people who study mythology as a profession but it doesn’t mean that they believe in it lol

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor Před 2 lety +129

      @@lemonsugaru8166 I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same for some theologists, I'm fascinated in religious stories but it doesn't mean I believe them

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Před 2 lety +54

      EDITING! A tool to make bullshit seem legit enough for TV.

    • @jessicasperdute9524
      @jessicasperdute9524 Před 2 lety +72

      To add to this, Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy hair guy from the memes) was a producer for 23 episodes of this series and is the co-founder of a pseudo-scientific “publication” called Legendary Times. It’s more akin to a magazine than any actual scientific journal, but most of the topics from the show are taken straight from articles in this magazine as are most of the guests (who are not actually educated professionals in their respective fields): Erich von Däniken, David Hatcher Childress, Peter Fiebag, Robert Bauval, and Luc Bürgin are shown in multiple episodes and all of them know ol’ Giorgio. They have questionable educational backgrounds at best.

  • @cmdrpanorpa8631
    @cmdrpanorpa8631 Před 2 lety +1844

    It's an unspoken rule of Alien hunting that you never ever equip yourself with any quality camera and you must shake it as violently as possible while filming. Otherwise it's too easy for the government to edit the footage when you post it on the internet. Obviously

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 Před 2 lety +445

    Here's my theory about Ancient Aliens: it actually _is_ an educational program, as it teaches stoners and drunk people what NOT to do when researching history.

    • @HeroinYoda
      @HeroinYoda Před 11 měsíci +6

      counter theory: it teaches us about what really happened. Aliens

    • @long_term_karma9899
      @long_term_karma9899 Před 8 měsíci

      @@HeroinYoda Counter-counter theory: This show is an experiment because people wanted to see what would happen if they got the craziest among us together and put them on TV

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@HeroinYodayou misspelled Aryan (seriously, Ancient Alien conspiracies is just the Nazi idea of the Aryan, but Atlantis is switches out for Space, and Alien is switched for Aryan)

    • @HeroinYoda
      @HeroinYoda Před 3 měsíci

      @@abithefallenhuman921 you can say that about anything tho. Replace god with hitler and demons with jews and you got nazi ideology too. (I dont believe in ancient alien theory btw)

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před měsícem

      Ah, but that’s what they want us to think, cos they’re hiding it from us! 😆😆😆 lol! Aliens- got enough illegal aliens pouring into UK at 500 a day- May god bless them ❤️ Or whatever they believe ❤️

  • @delyth1001
    @delyth1001 Před 2 lety +169

    I love how their sources are just "trust me bro"

    • @heather.0476
      @heather.0476 Před rokem +6

      I love how we humans are so unbelievably smart, that we must come from aliens, yet believe all drawings and inscriptions are 100% factual 😂

    • @NienNienNien
      @NienNienNien Před rokem +10

      "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"
      "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"
      "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Před 7 měsíci +2

      Sources: Author, The Amomg is is cool at three am (shocking)

    • @theguy3129
      @theguy3129 Před 4 měsíci

      That's exactly what an ignorant buffoon would say.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 2 lety +4302

    "There is no explanation for humans" honestly I think this on a daily basis

  • @kaceyclarke5016
    @kaceyclarke5016 Před 2 lety +1125

    ‘the cummet’ is underrated comedy gold

    • @BadrAlrawi
      @BadrAlrawi Před 2 lety +13

      This vid was so funny

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Před 2 lety +11

      And alien bigfoot.... somehow they managed to make the insanity even more hilarious to listen to. XD

    • @edited1022
      @edited1022 Před 2 lety +22

      It was cumedy gold

    • @Mr_Keloglan
      @Mr_Keloglan Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/yacF_a83JTw/video.html
      Amazing.

    • @thepear4075
      @thepear4075 Před 2 lety +3

      Ball

  • @kingskelo
    @kingskelo Před 8 měsíci +46

    I want to imagine Aliens are just watching this show and being like, when the fuck did we do this?

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před měsícem +1

      According to Giorgio- we did, with ET’s help- we just forgot! 😆😆

  • @Pyro818
    @Pyro818 Před rokem +140

    Imagine dealing and raising a child up until adulthood just for them to become one of these people.

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 Před rokem +2

      Memeulous or the ancient aliens guys

    • @miosz.k4599
      @miosz.k4599 Před rokem

      Every one of them were tricked to believe that it's not Ancient Aliens and used what they are saying out of context :) so now you're the stupid one that doesn't do research

    • @jamesparkes8776
      @jamesparkes8776 Před rokem +11

      @@jenniferdunstan5065 both

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@jamesparkes8776 ok

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I'd be proud, if you're making bank off of talking shite on the tele I rate it

  • @wowitscoldout1119
    @wowitscoldout1119 Před 2 lety +4031

    George actually cackling while his friends complain about drinks is something is didn't know I needed

  • @catalyztx
    @catalyztx Před 2 lety +5415

    "Why is it never a big hairy woman?"
    Ciaran is not the feminist we deserve, but the feminist we need.

    • @dangerousbeans
      @dangerousbeans Před 2 lety +42

      Ciaran Numero Uno ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

    • @xxitactical_8723
      @xxitactical_8723 Před 2 lety +3

      I made this comment 1k likes it was 999 before lol

    • @callmekay282
      @callmekay282 Před 2 lety +149

      We have a “big hairy woman” version where I grew up. Basket woman Steals children who don’t listen to their parents and throws them in her basket to eat later.

    • @queenofkiwis4795
      @queenofkiwis4795 Před 2 lety +129

      @@callmekay282 good for her tbh

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey Před 2 lety +104

      be the big hairy woman you want to see in the world

  • @arynpreddy8318
    @arynpreddy8318 Před rokem +165

    I wrote a paper on this show in college and the man who originated the idea of ancient astronauts was just super racist. All his theories came from the idea that people of “non-European decent” would be incapable of such amazing architecture

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Joe rogan got triggered about that in his podcast shows with that.
      Accuse the idea of being woke.

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 Před 4 měsíci +7

      It's so crazy how ppl are, to this day, asking how they pyramids and shit got there 💀💀 like building a stone triangle isn't that fucking hard

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@blankslate7491 it's more about the level of architecture. They're not just triangles, they're tombs and the stones are cut to such precise specifications and built perfectly in line with the stars. They're an unbelievable feat of engineering, especially considering when they were built

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@MrDylanm842here's the issue though, they aren't built in line with the stars.
      They were built where they could be, and sooner or later at least one star/constellation/planet will line up, and in most conspiracies, they seem to only mention them lining up with Greek constellations.
      On top of that, we know they built the pyramids (which is a bad term since each structure could have widely different purpose) as they learnt, since countless pyramids fell apart, such as the famed black pyramid
      Most of our modern ancestors knew one way or another how to sculpt rock and move rocks, you find structures made by ancient Wise-humans (homosapians) all over the world.
      The obsession things like Ancient Aliens have the pyramids (and similar structures in Africa and East Asia) is they do not believe non-white people could be smart enough to stack rocks (seriously, go through the episodes and count how many are about Europeans. They only mention it to be vague about the 'energy' of Stone Henge)

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@abithefallenhuman921The ancient astronaut nonsense began by assuming that ancient humans were less intelligent than 20th century humans. It ignores the achievements of the Greeks who calculated the size of the planet with remarkable accuracy, or Romans who built Britain's first road network or the many accomplishments of the Chinese.
      Like school students, they all left their workings, so we know they didn't crib off aliens!
      The Egyptians were just as intelligent as 21st century people and had close interaction with Greeks (Cleopatra was Macedonian. Don't listen to your teachers, she was NOT black 😂) Using Greek mathematics, Egyptian engineering skills and unlimited slave labour, anyone could build the Pyramids

  • @namenotimportant8408
    @namenotimportant8408 Před 2 lety +289

    Matpat is more credible than an ancient astronaut theorist

    • @FieryFue
      @FieryFue Před 8 měsíci +33

      Hear me out. What if Matpat IS an ancient astronaut theorist.

    • @raven-gx5db
      @raven-gx5db Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@FieryFue but hey its just a theory

    • @LKAM222
      @LKAM222 Před 3 měsíci +4

      An ancient theory

  • @meganhapp1579
    @meganhapp1579 Před 2 lety +861

    My professor was on this show for one episode and he didn't even know that it was Ancient Aliens he was filming for. They lied to him and told him that it was for an educational program about mythology and folklore. They used everything he said out of context lol.

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 Před 2 lety +212

      I'm willing to bet they did the same thing to the guys talking about human language. I wouldn't be surprised some of them were just normal linguists who thought they were making a documentary about language.

    • @peachixu
      @peachixu Před 2 lety +46

      And that's when you press charges kids!

    • @randomcanadian6298
      @randomcanadian6298 Před 2 lety +81

      @@peachixu They probably had a contract that allowed them to use the footage in any way they want. Scummy, but lets them do this.

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Před 2 lety +36

      That's so nasty, and also it discredits the science community. I hope your professor sued them.

    • @whitecreamymilk8436
      @whitecreamymilk8436 Před 2 lety +14

      @@broadex9080 this is how most science works when it hits the news cycle.

  • @amoroath
    @amoroath Před 2 lety +1741

    When I was younger I remember watching this with my dad and I now realize just how fucking crazy this show is-

    • @Wavy-Gravy
      @Wavy-Gravy Před 2 lety +4

      Same dude lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +1

      I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on CZcams. So don't feel too bad for me, dear m

    • @thedorothydoll_
      @thedorothydoll_ Před 2 lety +43

      @@AxxLAfriku what

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 Před 2 lety

      Same my goodness

    • @tempurashrimp9917
      @tempurashrimp9917 Před 2 lety +1

      We used to watch it every Sunday lmfao, made good memories though

  • @skullton3292
    @skullton3292 Před 2 lety +68

    This show would actually make a pretty interesting Sci-fic series. Imagine a book series or TV show with the premise of this show. It's insane but, as a work of Sci-fi, it would be fun to watch.

  • @guitargirl511
    @guitargirl511 Před 2 lety +25

    If I saw something in the woods that looked like a Sasquatch I would think a gorilla escaped from a zoo before I actually think it is Sasquatch

    • @angrykobold5970
      @angrykobold5970 Před 2 lety +8

      It depends on where you live tbh, if I saw it in the woods out back my flats where there's no zoos for miles I would question my sanity

  • @ald7282
    @ald7282 Před 2 lety +2213

    the fact that they looked at mayan carvings of dogs and lizards, a culture known for their extremely styled depictions of humans and animals, and said dinosaur is astounding. 10/10

    • @kociarzultimate384
      @kociarzultimate384 Před 2 lety +86

      On continent with NO HORSES and people with no word for them in their language 11/10

    • @agent_star
      @agent_star Před 2 lety +34

      i dont think that was maya carvings, they were showing pictures of ankor wat which is in Cambodia, i could be wrong or they've gotten it wrong

    • @dumbvedeoz
      @dumbvedeoz Před 2 lety

      how do you explain human bipedalism when no other animal has it? Bipedalism has allowed humans to change their environment to go from caveman to spaceman!

    • @kociarzultimate384
      @kociarzultimate384 Před 2 lety +36

      @@dumbvedeoz I mean, it is not like early men couldn't go bipedal, and since they knew tools it was needed to be able to use hands on move, makes logical sense they would addapt to it

    • @agent_star
      @agent_star Před 2 lety +5

      @@dumbvedeoz well I mean multiple lizards run across water on their back legs, not to mention on bipedal animals have you heard of birds? Regardless they literally said stylised depictions, not hyper realistic detailed depictions... If I drew a horse rearing up on its back legs would people a couple thousand years from now be able to use it as proof of alien dinosaurs?

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 Před 2 lety +739

    Jack’s background is really something.
    What a unique decorative choice of Amazon boxes everywhere.

  • @kokokat06
    @kokokat06 Před 2 lety +13

    46:36
    "why are humans [relatively hairless, and] possess brains"
    can we just take a moment to think about the fact that removing the part of that quote in [square brackets] (and so ending up with a sentence containing only the second descriptor) results in "why are humans possess brains"
    I feel like that captures the vibe of this show perfectly XD

  • @izziekanoski3260
    @izziekanoski3260 Před 2 lety +16

    Them thinking university of chicago is only $9,000 is the most unrealistic thing in this whole video 😭

  • @kingpanguan
    @kingpanguan Před 2 lety +602

    I'm pretty sure this is the show that has a scene where they found something from pyramids divides by pi and some random guy just said "what if they measured it with circles"

  • @CambriaF
    @CambriaF Před 2 lety +876

    You should add "ancient astronaut theorists" to the drink list if you do this again. That phrase is their only source of proof.

    • @markleeper593
      @markleeper593 Před 2 lety +30

      They would literally die lmao

    • @BadrAlrawi
      @BadrAlrawi Před 2 lety +4

      I wanted them to do that

    • @ari2126
      @ari2126 Před 2 lety +3

      Literally ur asking for them TO DIE RN

    • @stevewatkins2170
      @stevewatkins2170 Před 2 lety +3

      They say yes

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Před 2 lety +1

      astronaut theorists.... that's an astronomer. aka. the people that wanna learn about spess but dun wanna go out into it.

  • @Tiredfroggo195
    @Tiredfroggo195 Před rokem +6

    this entire show just reminds me of that one guy in the owl house that was saying that "witches come from mars to harvest human teeth to power their time machine". its just funny how bad it is. also the dude with the long dark hair, phillip i think, looks like the discount version of weird al

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 Před 2 lety +27

    To quote Dean Winchester, "Every hunter worth his salt know that Bigfoot isn't real."

  • @Sam-gs8iw
    @Sam-gs8iw Před 2 lety +2556

    Fun fact: The "T-Rexs had feathers" thing is an actual scientific theory, with actual evidence to support it.

    • @danielchoucinofigueiras1733
      @danielchoucinofigueiras1733 Před 2 lety +202

      that's perhaps the only thing they said right

    • @ethanstyant9704
      @ethanstyant9704 Před 2 lety +160

      Case in point we found ACTUAL imprints of feathers in the surrounding rock and imprints in bones

    • @melfox75
      @melfox75 Před 2 lety +28

      Ok but trex didn’t have feathers atleast the fully grown trexes didn’t , if you want to see the most accurate trex to date search up sue tyrannosaurus model.

    • @generalkenobi9524
      @generalkenobi9524 Před 2 lety +87

      @@melfox75 I mean they did

    • @timmas3300
      @timmas3300 Před 2 lety +12

      @@melfox75 no dinosaurs did have feathers just watch some trey the explainer or sumthin to find out

  • @StagTwo
    @StagTwo Před 2 lety +3495

    George: *makes funny jokes*
    Jack: *makes funny jokes*
    Kieran: *makes funny jokes*
    James: *intellectually points out and argues about points that the show gets wrong, while also making funny jokes*

  • @amisdum5032
    @amisdum5032 Před 2 lety +31

    There’s something about Ciarans voice that is just perfect for these types of videos and is one of the funniest things

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 Před 2 lety +13

    Jack Manifold is a man of CULTURE for knowing about Invader Zim.

  • @uwufemboyuwu5658
    @uwufemboyuwu5658 Před 2 lety +1074

    “Humans are unique because of their speech.”
    ‘Whales and dolphins water speaking to each other” 👁👄👁

    • @anetm
      @anetm Před 2 lety +16

      Yeah but for them we are air speaking to eachother

    • @randomuploadz7386
      @randomuploadz7386 Před 2 lety +62

      Well every animal species has a way of communicating so…. Their scientists suck 😂

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat Před 2 lety +8

      “UwU femboy” this is why we need to bully people

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 Před 2 lety +50

      @@ChonkedCat you’re acting as if your account isn’t the exact thing people in middle school would bully you for

    • @aquasiox4033
      @aquasiox4033 Před 2 lety +31

      @@ChonkedCat
      oh no! is it harming you? is it offending you? what ever will we do about that /s

  • @devilishjester7718
    @devilishjester7718 Před 2 lety +517

    Fun fact: There is a lot of overlap between the areas with furries and with big foot sightings, so big foot just being a furry is just as (if not more) likely than it being an alien

    • @ashsilva7021
      @ashsilva7021 Před 2 lety +18

      no there's an overlap because it corresponds to areas of high population density

    • @skystoyhunts7225
      @skystoyhunts7225 Před rokem +8

      Lmao so his fursona is a big furry man?

  • @owaine-changaming
    @owaine-changaming Před měsícem +3

    Funfact the platypus was once considered to be a cryptid they thought the person who managed to capture one just sewn different animals together

  • @skiesandthesea7927
    @skiesandthesea7927 Před 2 lety +13

    Everytime I watch this video I love how distressed James gets over them calling the dog drawing a dinosaur

  • @coolmybutt5395
    @coolmybutt5395 Před 2 lety +427

    Drinking level
    Cat in the hat: Easy
    Scooby Doo: Medium
    Garfield: Hard
    Ancient Aliens: Veteran

  • @teddibearslam
    @teddibearslam Před 2 lety +396

    start of the episode: aint it strange how monkey’s don’t build houses?
    middle or the episode: GOD AND THE DEVIL ARE ALIENS AND THEY PUT SNAKES IN YOUR DNA

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Před 2 lety +7

      Theirs a snake in my boot

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 Před 2 lety +2

      @@broadex9080 *ThErEs A sNaKe In My AsS!*

    • @puffinthefish
      @puffinthefish Před 2 lety +2

      K so when do I get my snake arms?

    • @dragapult2712
      @dragapult2712 Před 2 lety +2

      @@puffinthefish if ur snake then u lose arms

    • @puffinthefish
      @puffinthefish Před 2 lety +2

      @@dragapult2712 shouldve phrased it better, i wanted snakes for arms but now im having to type this with my feet

  • @six2make4
    @six2make4 Před 2 lety +35

    Regarding the Soviet experiment, from what I remember he basically wanted to create a species that could take over the work of common laborers, the idea being that yes, it would be basically just a slightly more intelligent ape but that was all you needed to free up actual humans from working in factories and railroads and so on, basically they were supposed to take over low-skill hard labor intensive jobs.
    Obviously this didn't work out and it was pretty messed up but it's interesting to think about an alternative Soviet Union where all hard labor is done by half-monkey people.

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Před rokem

      Literally trying to create a new species just to use for slave labor, you're right that's so fucked

    • @xyleblack2545
      @xyleblack2545 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I would argue it's more disturbing to think about that scenario rather than interesting...

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@xyleblack2545 Both of these things can be true at the same time. Like a lot of fucked up stuff we did in history. Very interesting but definetly horrifying.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Před měsícem

      But would the half-monkey workers of the world have united?
      Checkmate, communists.

  • @benjivanasbroeck6142
    @benjivanasbroeck6142 Před 7 měsíci +9

    I love how you can just see the brain cells dying in Jacks head

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 Před 2 lety +691

    I'm pretty sure these videos are just George's plan to destroy all of his friends livers.

  • @socktoast636
    @socktoast636 Před 2 lety +1056

    My dad religiously watches this show every night and genuinely believes everything they say.

    • @inactive120
      @inactive120 Před 2 lety +150

      you poor soul

    • @syahmikadira6832
      @syahmikadira6832 Před 2 lety +106

      Fr man, me & my dad used to watch the show for shits & giggles but now he's starting to believe almost everything they're saying.

    • @rexana_rexana
      @rexana_rexana Před 2 lety +54

      My dad watches for the history and actual good parts, but he and I both giggle at the stupid parts. We both like to theorize about aliens, but at least we agree that this show is a little ... " Out There!" Ehh? Ehh??

    • @RebelAngelForever
      @RebelAngelForever Před 2 lety +67

      Your dad watches Ancient Aliens, my dad watches Fox News. Both take everything as fact 😪

    • @rcj.19
      @rcj.19 Před 2 lety +6

      So does my auntie lol

  • @bullshark3771
    @bullshark3771 Před 2 lety +5

    6:45 This reminds me of something my college professor said when talking about evolution. “Many think it’s survival of those who are strongest when it’s actually those who are most fit to survive in their habitat. Each species has different needs and roles in the environment and evolved to fit its environment best within their roles.” She went on to talk about camels ability to carry water as being more beneficial to the desert than standard horses and gazelles speed and agility to help outrun other gazelles in their herd and lions and such evolved to counter that by also being fast and stealthy. Good way to explain it looking back really. Like puzzle pieces with 100 ways to build it but the pieces that fit easiest get chosen instead of forcing it in when it doesn’t quite fit right.

  • @inconveniencestore_
    @inconveniencestore_ Před 2 lety +13

    People 4 thousand years ago: this guy lives outside our society and is quite large and hairy
    Ancient Aliens: HOLY SHIT BIGFOOT IS REAL

  • @adrienhorrell5612
    @adrienhorrell5612 Před 2 lety +513

    1:04:43 the guy who "found" the stones actually went back later and admitted that he drew them.

  • @lazarusmekhane439
    @lazarusmekhane439 Před 2 lety +697

    George might as well drank whenever someone blinked. I'm sure he would be less intoxicated at that point.

  • @alectothefirst
    @alectothefirst Před rokem +8

    jack is my fav guest on this channel, love him to bits

  • @Amberhx1
    @Amberhx1 Před rokem +12

    I love when James watches shows/movies with George and Will.. he's so damn funny.

  • @phoenixmedia152
    @phoenixmedia152 Před 2 lety +613

    “It’s pretty much all conspiracy” something an alien would say…

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 Před 2 lety +249

    One of my teachers goes on Ancient Aliens pretty regularly. In summary, he’s insane. He just got fired and possibly arrested for doing illegal drugs with some seniors.

  • @colincheshire6366
    @colincheshire6366 Před rokem +3

    "Oh no, the Inkeedoo! it's eating me!"
    Spit out my water🤣

  • @collinmyers1073
    @collinmyers1073 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how they don't take in the fact that whales, elephants, dolphins and ants can also communicate and have their own language.

  • @busterb2958
    @busterb2958 Před 2 lety +265

    “He should be spending the last few years of his pitiful little life…”
    “Fucking hell James!”
    I like that George doesn’t let his friends be TOO mean to the people they’re making fun of, he doesn’t let them attack them on a personal level

  • @charlesedwards9164
    @charlesedwards9164 Před 2 lety +216

    Jack has no normal laugh if he is even slightly amused he laughs really hard and with his whole body

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 Před 3 měsíci

      That's how extraterrestrials laugh 😂

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 Před 2 lety +2

    The reason why most every Egyptian god and goddess had animal heads was because ancient Egyptians prescribed heavy religious significance to animals (particularly snakes, eagles, and scarab beetles).
    For example, Anubis - god of death and patron deity of the lost - has the head of a Jackal, a wild dog native to Northern Africa. Jackals are opportunistic carnivores. They were frequently spotted around dead bodies, and so were seen as a harbinger or manifestations of death.
    Same reason why crows and coyotes are often “the trickster” in Native American folklore. Because actual crows and coyotes like to steal shit and cause a ruckus.

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 Před 2 lety +2

    Many social species other than hominids have _very_ complex languages. Orcas are able to coordinate intricate hunting strategies like bubble netting. Dolphins know they can get high off of pufferfish toxins. Elephants hold funerals for their dead, and will make a detour _every year_ to stop at a matriarch’s grave on their way to an ancestral watering hole, the knowledge of which has been passed down through numerous generations.

  • @ThePanicMoon
    @ThePanicMoon Před 2 lety +280

    An "Um Actually" moment here - Although there have been studies and research into teaching animals, especially primates, to communicate in a human langauge (mostly through sign) it is theorised that they cannot understand any "language" formally. What they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to actions and events, but that alone isn't enough to constitute language, for example they may know signing "apple please" will lead to them getting given an apple by their keeper, but that doesn't prove that they actually understand what "apple" or "please" mean individually, or that they formed a sentence from a bank of words rather than just mimicing or repeating what they have been shown. However it may be that in asking chimps to speak human language we are more or less asking fish to climb trees. Most animals are not capable of communicating using human languages, but it's not like humans are able to communicate in, or even identify, the animal equivalent(s) of "language" either. But the way that we learn and form language does set us apart from other animals. Whether or not it was gifted to us by ancient aliens is another matter!

    • @kt-ej3os
      @kt-ej3os Před 2 lety +4

      good to know

    • @sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798
      @sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 Před 2 lety +32

      "what they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to action and event"
      Isn't that what us humans do? We associate differnet words with event or action and that's why people all over the world would use different word to describe the same thing, event or whatever.

    • @kataklysmus7460
      @kataklysmus7460 Před 2 lety +33

      @@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 it might seem like it but the way we interpret things differs greatly. like you know how people talk about poodles being able to read? what they can actually do is learn to recognize the shapes of words and interpret them as a command. that might seem like reading, but if you were to show a poodle a verbal command that they already know for the first time in written form, they wouldn't be able to /actually/ read it and do it. they can't learn to correlate symbols and sounds the way we do. you can read a word even if you've never seen it in your life (and that especially applies to writing systems that are more consistent than english), but a poodle simply can't

    • @johndonnelly3862
      @johndonnelly3862 Před 2 lety +2

      Ok nerd

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 Před 2 lety +7

      I don't exactly remember so don't take it as fact but, I heard a story about a gorilla using sign language to refer to a thermos, but he didn't know what the word was so he said "metal cup drink"
      I've absolutely gotten details wrong but food for thought

  • @lilacfoxes
    @lilacfoxes Před 2 lety +374

    “Imagine your job being to research bullshit like shit that doesn’t exist” yeah I know that feeling I did a literature degree

  • @IDK-xe6yg
    @IDK-xe6yg Před měsícem +4

    My aunt believes absolutely everything on ancient aliens, she watches like every episode🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Starwarsuser1240
    @Starwarsuser1240 Před 18 dny +1

    Everyone recording : I’m going to get so drunk
    Memeulous : having to drink for all of the episodes 💀💀

  • @thefairranter5164
    @thefairranter5164 Před 2 lety +346

    I was kinda expecting one of the episodes to be explaining why among us is real

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m Před 2 lety +14

      Don’t worry they’re probably working on it LOL

    • @kay-412
      @kay-412 Před 2 lety +6

      wait among us isn’t real?

    • @sabaly7720
      @sabaly7720 Před 2 lety +28

      "In ancient cave paintings, we can see the words sussy baka carved into the walls "

    • @thederppika
      @thederppika Před 2 lety

      @@kay-412 i thought it was

    • @rameen4330
      @rameen4330 Před 2 lety +3

      it isn't?

  • @treqrs
    @treqrs Před 2 lety +447

    8 minutes in and im already crying, This is gonna be good

  • @hinata167
    @hinata167 Před 2 lety +5

    I actually took a class in my college called mystery in history and sometimes we would have to watch ancient aliens and also learn about Bigfoot and genies that class lasted one semester but still pretty good. the textbook was like one cent it was just about supernatural stuff

  • @doctorhighfive2162
    @doctorhighfive2162 Před 2 lety +1

    I love these videos because you can always tell when they begin to get drunk

  • @Trimat_
    @Trimat_ Před 2 lety +152

    You know they fucked up when even the dude who "found" the dinosaur stones confirmed they're fake like 5 years before the episode was made

  • @Scarytoaster1809
    @Scarytoaster1809 Před 2 lety +364

    Alternate title: George develops a drinking problem while him and the lads watch aliens

  • @issacharosia5797
    @issacharosia5797 Před 2 lety +2

    pt 2 pls

  • @friendly_neighbourhood_grandma

    It would be cool if we saw like an uncut version of the we watch series

  • @misopeachy
    @misopeachy Před 2 lety +206

    ancient Egyptians watching middle-aged men take their fairy tales seriously: 👁👄👁

  • @freyavine6448
    @freyavine6448 Před 2 lety +51

    Yes. Our ancestors DID see things they they tried to depict as Large monsters. The saw fossils of animals that had died millions of years before and tried to reassemble them with what knowledge they had of skeletons, not because they had seen living dinosaurs. Adrienne mayor has multiple books on this

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 Před 3 měsíci +4

      That and many cultures used very stylised art to depict what the saw compared to other cultures of the time
      If you compare African cave art to Australian cave art of the same period, you'll see one leans heavy on symbolism and abstract shapes. Both tell us how the people of the time lived and what they believed, but both will also be seen by people with sports info degrees as equally realistic in how they depict their subject
      It gets even worse when people (like those seen on this show) claim hyroglyphics aren't a way to write, but actual depictions of events, such as the episode on the Dendera Light

  • @evildeed90s
    @evildeed90s Před 2 lety

    i enjoy these videos you need to do more it actually feels like im watching it with you find more wacky tv shows and movies and make this a series

  • @BotJudger
    @BotJudger Před 6 měsíci +2

    It's honestly kind of impressive how they can involve aliens with pretty much anything.

  • @Rahab369
    @Rahab369 Před 2 lety +112

    Video: *Shows a picture of a sky and solar deity.*
    Jack: FISH GOD

  • @rjpper9824
    @rjpper9824 Před 2 lety +294

    "Imagine your job is researching stuff that is bullshit and doesn't exist" literally theoretical physicists punching the air rn

  • @sarchiba
    @sarchiba Před rokem +1

    Them talking about the carvings of dinosaurs is hilarious also considering the Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus lived 80 million years apart, as well as many other dinosaurs lived in many different time periods

  • @wishonacomet
    @wishonacomet Před 2 lety

    This video has quickly become one of my comfort videos. I watch it multiple times a week.

  • @noctobyte7447
    @noctobyte7447 Před 2 lety +212

    Can’t believe they’re doing the epic of Gilgamesh (the Sumerian tablets and Enkidu) like this. Genuinely a good read, pains me to see these madmen completely misinterpret it

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Před 2 lety +4

      It's a story, it's supposed to be a tale.

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake Před rokem +6

      Me and my friends are currently clowning on it's usage because what the fuck my dudes. Don't drag them into your fucking Bigfoot Evidence locker for the love of God, it's bad enough they've been turned into Anime

  • @vykepp5709
    @vykepp5709 Před 2 lety +166

    Everyone says how George's friends are suffering, he has to watch it all, it's divided for the others

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I kinda feel bad cause you know for a fact that this indigenous man 21:36 was just trying to share his culture but these people translated it to sound like he was saying something that they wanted

  • @UTshiP
    @UTshiP Před rokem +6

    We reached 80k+ likes, give us pt.2 George lolol

  • @dylangraham6188
    @dylangraham6188 Před 2 lety +275

    You HAVE to watch Finding Bigfoot after this, these guys been looking for bigfoot for over 10 years, and have obviously found nothing, but this show is the dumbest thing you will ever see. It's hilarious
    Also, here are some examples for "drink words":
    'Squatch
    Encounter
    Howl
    Knocking

    • @chd72
      @chd72 Před 2 lety +2

      That would be class

    • @darlo8875
      @darlo8875 Před 2 lety +3

      Great idea

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds Před 2 lety +12

      I love shows like that! It’s a guilty pleasure to watch people talking about stuff they genuinely believe and try and convince you of it even though I don’t believe it. Like watching conspiracy theories.

    • @quartertarget4820
      @quartertarget4820 Před 2 lety +7

      They should watch like Monster Quest or Air Crash Investigation if we're going in the thread of 2000's tv shows. That'd be pretty pog

    • @aaronzaharias9110
      @aaronzaharias9110 Před 2 lety

      Death count: 4

  • @yourmoonchild1420
    @yourmoonchild1420 Před 2 lety +158

    I watched this show when I was younger and some of the episodes had me dead convinced 😭

  • @richiesmeckgeckscas46
    @richiesmeckgeckscas46 Před 2 lety +4

    Hearing everything in Ancient Aliens sounds like something straight out of Gwyneth Paltrow's goop.

  • @rottenrose7634
    @rottenrose7634 Před rokem +1

    I've watched this for more than 10 times I'm sure. We need part twooooo

  • @notablewisp2213
    @notablewisp2213 Před 2 lety +119

    As an American who has watched this show, it's single handedly the funniest and most enraging show ever.

  • @briefcayc
    @briefcayc Před 2 lety +57

    I love that Jack and James make the same joke at 5:59 and 51:05

  • @iamtryingmybardest
    @iamtryingmybardest Před 2 lety

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 Před 8 měsíci +3

    As an American I can say that we do not claim these people 😅

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Před 8 měsíci

      The only ones claiming these people is the loony bin.

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 Před 2 lety +87

    0:44 "So if you want a part 2"
    Bro, your guests were clearly suffering

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs Před 2 lety +52

    obsessed with Jack being so fed up he just believes there's aliens now

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase Před 2 lety

    You guys are effin' awesome!!
    New subscriber right here!

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I can't believe how acurate the south park episode based off of this show is

  • @shiina29
    @shiina29 Před 2 lety +63

    There's a great 3-hour documentary debunking a lot of this stuff right here on CZcams. It's both really interesting and informative. AND it has great music.

    • @lumeingi
      @lumeingi Před 2 lety +8

      Do you remember the title? Or have a link to the video?

    • @thetechnocrat4979
      @thetechnocrat4979 Před 2 lety +8

      I need the title or link of that documentary.

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX Před 2 lety +1

      Is this it? czcams.com/video/j9w-i5oZqaQ/video.html Wow, 9 years old, gotta have some old eps in there, is this show still on today?

    • @franzhopper7631
      @franzhopper7631 Před 2 lety

      Is this it? czcams.com/video/j9w-i5oZqaQ/video.html

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
  • @tobenrendell2336
    @tobenrendell2336 Před 2 lety +132

    this video definitely wasn't made to hide the fact that Mr. George Memeulous is also an alien

  • @laurasmith4670
    @laurasmith4670 Před rokem +3

    GEORGE WE NEED MORE!!

  • @alexhanson9495
    @alexhanson9495 Před 2 lety

    Need another one of these videos. Make it a series

  • @user-ip6zn1io5w
    @user-ip6zn1io5w Před 2 lety +63

    Pretty sure everything has helix-shaped DNA. Even the homeless elephants.

    • @TheIndieGamesNL
      @TheIndieGamesNL Před 2 lety +5

      Every multicelled organism anyways

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Před měsícem +1

      @@TheIndieGamesNLyes, but unicellular organisms have a loop of DNA. You know what also forms a loop? An ouroboros, aka a SNAKE eating its own tail! THAT CONFIRMS IT!

  • @vdubdesigns6530
    @vdubdesigns6530 Před 2 lety +118

    my favorite part about this series was that whenever they would claim something, they either had some random person there to validate themselves or they said 'Some people say'

  • @cratermaker3842
    @cratermaker3842 Před 2 lety

    So close to 80k, can’t wait for part 2

  • @longdogman
    @longdogman Před 2 lety

    This your best video imo and ive been watching since 2017