Child Portion - Netflix After Life Funny Moments

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  • čas přidán 9. 03. 2019
  • Ricky Gervais
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  • @mrface417
    @mrface417 Před 4 lety +13769

    The actress did a brilliant job because I genuinely hated her

    • @IXIskarfaceIXI
      @IXIskarfaceIXI Před 4 lety +172

      And that piss me off

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 Před 4 lety +472

      True. If you’re supposed to be hated.. and are then hated... you’re a good actress 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @michaelw4861
      @michaelw4861 Před 4 lety +240

      @@samueldaddo8182 Either that or she just has one of those faces and the producers actually did a good job finding her.

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 Před 4 lety +17

      Michael W yeh no you could be absolutely right

    • @thedarkknight962
      @thedarkknight962 Před 4 lety +18

      Good acting doesn't necessarily define if you will like or hate the character.
      Just the villainous nature is enough to make audience hate the character and good acting polishes it.

  • @DrBIeed
    @DrBIeed Před 4 lety +9316

    My dad went to Steak and Shake one time, ordered his food and a shake. They had a habit of bringing out the food first and then the shake. Dad told them he wanted the shake first and the waitress told him they couldn’t bring do it that way. The manager said the same. So dad said ok, I’ll just take a milk shake then, I’m not hungry. Once they brought it out he said ok well I’m hungry now I’ll order some food.
    Of all the places in life to take a stand. SMH.

    • @theyoutuber5743
      @theyoutuber5743 Před 4 lety +374

      Yep good idea, some people dont think sometimes for simple things

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 Před 4 lety +228

      Great. But I avoid pissing of the staff

    • @BokuWaMoekai
      @BokuWaMoekai Před 4 lety +431

      Imagine all the saliva he had in his food that day

    • @LoggyWD
      @LoggyWD Před 4 lety +21

      Just go to a different place. Who gives a shit

    • @fishanter6807
      @fishanter6807 Před 4 lety +3

      DrBIeed lmafo

  • @NapoleonBonerfarts
    @NapoleonBonerfarts Před 2 lety +1519

    I’m pretty sure Ricky wrote this show in a way where he could have all the best arguments that we have all dreamed about in the shower

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM Před rokem +59

      Have you seen him at the Golden Globes? He has the best arguments in real life too.

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur Před rokem +8

      I'm getting better at it!
      It takes practice but my hands were shaking last time.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před rokem +6

      @@JSmellerM
      Yeah after he pretends he's not just like those people

    • @Ace04352
      @Ace04352 Před rokem +1

      this one definitely had to have been based on a true story. Everyone experienced this to some degree at least once while dining out.

    • @canerbaykara2639
      @canerbaykara2639 Před 11 měsíci

      I think for this scene anyway, somebody in the writers room watched some atlanta.

  • @Timeworks
    @Timeworks Před 3 lety +3949

    ricky is always spot on with writing this stuff lol

    • @misan2002
      @misan2002 Před 3 lety +6

      Hello

    • @FMMAGE
      @FMMAGE Před 3 lety +3

      Who was actually right in this situation? What if they only have a "children's discount" for certain type of food and the restaurant didn't want to put the same thing with the actual price on the menu because that would raise questions.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 Před 3 lety +45

      @@FMMAGE Him, obviously. Your adding elements which arn't a part of the story.

    • @coffeebreakfiction1765
      @coffeebreakfiction1765 Před 2 lety +9

      @@FMMAGE No the restaurant is in the right here. They’re not making a big profit on the kids menu and Ricky doesn’t understand that restaurants need to make money in order to survive and pay their staff wages. They’re only offering kids menus at kids prices so that adults come in and pay adult prices.
      If they followed Ricky’s logic, they’d have to increase the price of the kids menu or get rid of the kids menu altogether.

    • @FMMAGE
      @FMMAGE Před 2 lety +2

      @@coffeebreakfiction1765 yeh. You are right. Thanks

  • @naitsirk32
    @naitsirk32 Před 4 lety +6997

    Gervais stated he had this happen to him and ordered something else, but now that he writes the script he wants to play around with reality.

    • @tyrians
      @tyrians Před 4 lety +43

      @Runner I do hope that's sarcasm.

    • @stitcherquet3709
      @stitcherquet3709 Před 4 lety +38

      @Runner Only a bmw or mercedes? You must live on a council estate.

    • @naitsirk32
      @naitsirk32 Před 4 lety +22

      @Suicide Booth
      You realize that this is a sketch right?
      Take it for what it is meant to do.
      Be a funny sketch,
      nothing more nothing less.
      Good day to you sir :)

    • @Sekirothewolf
      @Sekirothewolf Před 4 lety +22

      Suicide Booth why bring colour into it? Stupid prick

    • @danh5637
      @danh5637 Před 4 lety +3

      You know what storytelling is?!

  • @ciaranoconnell4783
    @ciaranoconnell4783 Před 4 lety +900

    The pettiness at the end is something I can really get behind. Bad enough that they won't give it to him but to stare at the end to make sure he won't eat it is triggering. You just want to piss them off because they are pissing you off.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před 3 lety +43

      I would have waited til the little lad had finished eating and then fucked off with my plate of fish fingers and beans. "You want to bicker over trivial details well now you're down a fucking plate and fork!"

    • @pablo1006pr
      @pablo1006pr Před 2 lety +17

      @@krashd well that would be an actual crime so let’s not do that

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 Před rokem +7

      @@pablo1006pr We’re going to ignore the law.

    • @mcleandaniel
      @mcleandaniel Před rokem +5

      I once had a waiter charge me for a cup of hot water! Charged me the same price as a cup of tea, the thug.

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 Před rokem +2

      You fight petty with petty. At least his petty is reasonable petty

  • @Stefma4All
    @Stefma4All Před 2 lety +81

    "have any money"
    "no"
    "loser"
    i died LOL

  • @biohazard8285
    @biohazard8285 Před 5 lety +2560

    The funniest scene in the series

    • @dysaster4521
      @dysaster4521 Před 4 lety +62

      No the funniest scene in my opinion is the one where he goes to the woman that makes rice pudding with her breast milk

    • @michaelsedgley3236
      @michaelsedgley3236 Před 4 lety +16

      @BB B if you know the character of this show.... This scene becomes funny. Give it a watch

    • @rossstephen2568
      @rossstephen2568 Před 4 lety +12

      BB B na this definite isn’t the funniest watch it it’s good not just a comedy it’s quite emotional

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 Před 4 lety +28

      What about "I love you, Dad."
      "Gay!"?

    • @ransherman1611
      @ransherman1611 Před 4 lety +1

      haven't seen it yet. that's the funniest the series gets? i hope it's meant to be a drama, not a comedy...

  • @count7340
    @count7340 Před 3 lety +2647

    I'm a fully grown bloke, but I don't consume much sugar. I once went to the cinema and ordered a small coke, and a small popcorn - they gave me the kid's box.
    It was awesome - I got a free, crappy plastic toy and extra chocolate.

    • @count7340
      @count7340 Před 3 lety +83

      @@phantomoftheopera371 I know. I just wanted a small portion, and they gave me the kid's box.
      I smiled.

    • @BearMeOut
      @BearMeOut Před 3 lety +12

      More people should be aware of how much sugar inside the food and drinks.
      5% salt or 20% sugar is not alright, why would anyone selling those?

    • @count7340
      @count7340 Před 3 lety +15

      @@BearMeOut As I said, I don't often consume much sugar.

    • @Alexisonfiresx
      @Alexisonfiresx Před 3 lety +15

      BearWithMe there’s actually nothing wrong with having a bit of sugar and salt in your system. Just as long as you don’t overconsume these and exercise daily and have a general healthy lifestyle, 5% or 20% won’t kill you.

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 Před 3 lety +8

      Why don’t they put little toys in cereal anymore?

  • @RedLukey
    @RedLukey Před 4 lety +3570

    £4.99 for 3 fishfingers, a spoonful of beans and slice of bread? Just go to Tesco fam

    • @jws5984
      @jws5984 Před 4 lety +221

      London prices...

    • @cabuscus
      @cabuscus Před 4 lety +73

      I think it was that size so ricky could scoop it up and shove it in

    • @luciav8595
      @luciav8595 Před 4 lety +111

      How much do you want it to cost??? 1£?? They have to pay the 3+ salaries of the staff + paying for the location + cost of raw materials

    • @sirhoneybadger5875
      @sirhoneybadger5875 Před 4 lety +17

      @ShiftCtrl85 you alright mate

    • @RedLukey
      @RedLukey Před 4 lety +201

      @@luciav8595 Lol is this your cafe?

  • @johnyrosangkima9471
    @johnyrosangkima9471 Před rokem +175

    Reminds me of the story of one lady at the bank.
    She wanted to withdraw 10$ but the teller said she could withdraw only a minimum of 100$, the lady said it was her money and she could take out how much ever she wanted but the teller refused. So the lady withdrew 100$, took 10$ and told the teller to deposit the remaining 90$.😂

  • @fitzmaurice88
    @fitzmaurice88 Před 3 lety +443

    This was relatively entertaining but then sight of him him grabbing the fish fingers and stuffing them into his mouth was joyous 😂

    • @tamarasaldana8027
      @tamarasaldana8027 Před 3 lety

      Jajaja, fue lo mejor.

    • @manticfello3261
      @manticfello3261 Před 3 lety +15

      Nah man he didn't just grab it. He looked into the waitress' soul and just stared at her while stuffing fish fingers. That was fcking awesome XD

    • @Red-ki4tk
      @Red-ki4tk Před rokem

      And her opening mouth reaction I was gone 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrmagno5955
    @mrmagno5955 Před 3 lety +1378

    I remember I was with my grandad at a fish and chip place it had a takeaway and a sit down restraunt so my grandad said can we have a jumbo fish and they said “that’s only for the sit down restraunt” so my grandad said “why if you can’t fit it in the box just cut it in half an put it in two boxes I’ll pay the extra box” they still said “we can’t” so he said okay we’ll sit down then and once it arrived he said “can I take these home in a box I’m not hungry now” so they gave him two boxes to take it home in 😂 I don’t understand why they do it

    • @LittleJo-
      @LittleJo- Před 3 lety +66

      They do it cos they can charge more for sit down. They still ripped your grandad off in the long run as they got him to pay for sit down.. it's all a scam..

    • @menelik6635
      @menelik6635 Před 3 lety +108

      @@LittleJo- that's not how that works, right? Are you implying that you pay for sitting there?

    • @GG-xm2cm
      @GG-xm2cm Před 3 lety +21

      @@menelik6635 Ofcourse you do

    • @TheGroucho66
      @TheGroucho66 Před 3 lety +90

      @@GG-xm2cm ? What do you mean? I have never spent extra money after being charged for sitting down at the table of a place that does takeaway. However, sit downs are more beneficial for places because it could lead them to purchase more things like drinks when they are on site.

    • @GG-xm2cm
      @GG-xm2cm Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheGroucho66 Thats the point of the scam bro. You pay extra to some places because they are trying to rip you off.

  • @paulmagee6249
    @paulmagee6249 Před 5 lety +1424

    The one person who disliked this video was the waitress

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 Před 4 lety +6

      The waitress is a fictional character so that's literally impossible

    • @callumhudsonodoi7701
      @callumhudsonodoi7701 Před 4 lety +28

      Marcus Cross Learn to take a joke.

    • @persimmonss
      @persimmonss Před 4 lety +7

      @@callumhudsonodoi7701 he could also be joking

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 Před 4 lety +5

      @@persimmonss BINGO!

    • @AJRAGES22MUCH
      @AJRAGES22MUCH Před 4 lety +5

      @@marcuscross8051 R/Whooosh jesus like you are the reason aliens ain't visited

  • @richarddavis4121
    @richarddavis4121 Před 4 lety +347

    You just know this is Ricky Gervais real life angst

  • @matttibos2562
    @matttibos2562 Před 4 lety +565

    The way he stares at her at the end 😂😂

    • @NassimSYD
      @NassimSYD Před 4 lety +4

      Since what happened in the GGs2020 I've become obsessed with watching him

    • @wookieeMan06
      @wookieeMan06 Před 4 lety +4

      with fish fingers in his mouth

    • @isaacchua0405
      @isaacchua0405 Před 3 lety +1

      Your profile pic needs a change

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Před 2 měsíci

      Absolute power move.

  • @montrealfilmguy
    @montrealfilmguy Před 4 lety +129

    The line "its not cause they're unemployed "... is hilarious..Bwahahahaha

  • @OdditiesandRarities
    @OdditiesandRarities Před 5 lety +1297

    "your just gonna eat the child's portion"
    "I'm not a child so that's literally physically impossible."

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz Před 4 lety +21

      @David Clinging Please don't do this. hes quoting the show

    • @obelisk941
      @obelisk941 Před 4 lety +21

      @David Clinging it actually makes perfect sense, hate to break it to you

    • @obelisk941
      @obelisk941 Před 4 lety +24

      @David Clinging "I'm not a child so that's literally physically impossible."
      is sarcasm...

    • @obelisk941
      @obelisk941 Před 4 lety +18

      @David Clinging he's saying in essence - "don't worry waitress, i won't eat the child's portion that i've just ordered 2 of, because i'm physically incapable of eating it, or why else would i be unable to purchase a portion for myself". it really is sarcasm, i haven't done an amazing job of explaining it (as it's essentially impossible to describe how something is sarcastic to someone that doesn't understand), but everybody else who liked his comment seems to understand. it's not gibberish, you just fail to 'get' this specific joke

    • @ThePaperCreater
      @ThePaperCreater Před 4 lety +33

      1980: In 2020 we will have flying cars
      2020: Two people arguing about fish finger portions

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 Před 4 lety +240

    I genuinely didn't expect that the waitress will keep an eye on him.

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker Před 3 lety +42

      You haven't been to many cafés then. There really are people out there who behave like her. They ruin customer experiences.
      Thankfully, because of the internet, these type of people are learning that treating customers like dirt can have an effect on your bottom line. Hopefully they will treat people nicely in the future

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker Před 3 lety +26

      @cm. CG try running a business mate
      Like it or not, treating people like dirt won't make them come back
      It's not entitlement as much as it is "there's someone down the street who is much nicer"

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker Před 3 lety +14

      @cm. CG you haven't

    • @truth.speaker
      @truth.speaker Před 3 lety +25

      @cm. CG you view good customer service as "being entitled".
      You must not understand good customer service

    • @jungsomewhat
      @jungsomewhat Před 3 lety

      Along with the big brute lol......

  • @SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv

    This show is basically Gervais expressing his opinion about illogical rules/relatable topics.
    And I love it.

    • @zaferertas8216
      @zaferertas8216 Před 3 lety +16

      It's like curb your enthusiasm with melancholy.

    • @MrNiceHk
      @MrNiceHk Před 3 lety

      is it and do you.

    • @SuitedConnectors
      @SuitedConnectors Před 3 lety +6

      And that's why it's a great show.
      He does and says what a lot of people would like to say and do but they don't dare.

    • @agneskennicott7851
      @agneskennicott7851 Před 3 lety +2

      "AnD i LoVe iT 🥴"

    • @fins6191
      @fins6191 Před 3 lety +1

      Ladies and gentlemen, *the obvious nature of the show has been identified*

  • @alexanderschirmer4593
    @alexanderschirmer4593 Před 4 lety +1048

    Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans
    *twice.*

    • @MiddletoM
      @MiddletoM Před 4 lety +37

      You should write subtitles. You nailed it.

    • @Takhar7
      @Takhar7 Před 4 lety +4

      @@MiddletoM 😂😂😂

    • @E-bk9vk
      @E-bk9vk Před 3 lety +3

      I was thinking that the whole way thru and he said it I was like
      HA!

    • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
      @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers Před 3 lety +3

      [Cogs whirring...]
      Nah but you're gonna eat one of them aren't ya?

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 Před 3 lety +2

      Finger Picking Good nah

  • @ryanniv1851
    @ryanniv1851 Před 2 lety +42

    Fair play to that actress. She did a brilliant job 😂

  • @leighxann1
    @leighxann1 Před 5 lety +167

    The first time I saw this I cried laughing for a good 5 minutes. Can't wait for part 2

    • @tituswheatbread9646
      @tituswheatbread9646 Před 3 lety +1

      Part two is out, thought I'd say seeing as this comment is out.

    • @ItsMeYourRealDad
      @ItsMeYourRealDad Před rokem +2

      Part 3 is out just thought I'd say since the last comment is out of date now

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur Před rokem

      I also cannot wait for part 2

  • @iziahghost1638
    @iziahghost1638 Před 2 lety +70

    Went through a dark phase this show kept me alive! Rick is an underrated Great!.

    • @sauravroy209
      @sauravroy209 Před rokem +4

      I hope you are doing well fam

    • @shadowbanned5164
      @shadowbanned5164 Před rokem

      Rickys golden globes bit will go down in history as the best celebrity roast ever performed.

    • @eddyd8745
      @eddyd8745 Před 7 měsíci

      Hope you're doing better now.

  • @strangelee4400
    @strangelee4400 Před 3 lety +181

    I order the kids 'fish and chips' at my local chippy all the time. The adult version is too much to eat. They always look at me like I'm some sort of cheapskate who doesn't want to pay full price.

    • @HannahU10
      @HannahU10 Před 3 lety +43

      I used to work in a chippy and people would order a kid’s portion all the time - they’re very large meals otherwise! I can’t imagine thinking ill of a customer who just wanted a portion they knew they could manage. Don’t let them get you down, enjoy eating your chips and not feeling sick from overeating afterwards 😂

    • @cgavin1
      @cgavin1 Před 3 lety +18

      Yeah they look at you then they look at all the panting 17 stone diabetics in the queue behind you..

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 Před 3 lety +4

      They’re still getting your money. Grant you not as much, but something’s better than nothing.

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki Před 3 lety +3

      I don't have a local chippy because I don't live in Britain, and we have real food :-P

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před rokem +2

      I bet they get mad when their food gets wasted lol

  • @crocodileranger8404
    @crocodileranger8404 Před 3 lety +485

    I also once tried to order a child portion because I'm 4'11 and they refused to do it. Smaller people need different portion sizes, we cannot eat the same as a 6'2 person. I then left and went to another restaurant and had no problems there

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 Před 3 lety +36

      Nice. If they don't want to serve me I'll take my money elsewhere!

    • @BenPotts
      @BenPotts Před 2 lety +14

      yeah but you're still 4'11 when you wake up in the morning aren't you? so ultimately you've lost this situation

    • @Predictable1
      @Predictable1 Před 2 lety +24

      @@BenPotts if you knew the perks of being a small woman ;) .. I'm not 4'11 but i wouldn't mind being.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před 2 lety +2

      I don't think height has anything to do with appetite.

    • @Mr.Sax.
      @Mr.Sax. Před 2 lety +50

      @@BenPottsThing is that height can't be changed but being a jerk is an option and you choose to be one, you choose to lose everyday.

  • @OhPhilly
    @OhPhilly Před 7 měsíci +2

    That finishing move aka the dirty swipe gets me every time LOL

  • @beechface1
    @beechface1 Před 4 lety +42

    This is actually one of the best series I've ever seen, hilarious, sad It's got everything.

  • @tonyseller2574
    @tonyseller2574 Před 5 lety +127

    when I first saw this scene, I thought, how's he going to get out of this one then? then that, hahahaha

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 Před 3 lety +423

    This scene made me realise what a prick I used to be working at Nandos insisting adults couldn't order kid's meals. Oh well!

    • @baileyfletcher6200
      @baileyfletcher6200 Před 3 lety +118

      Ah it's in the past now. We're all pricks at some point in time.

    • @jayparmo2284
      @jayparmo2284 Před 3 lety +52

      you were doing your job mate. nothing wrong with that. i hate when customers act like the staff make the rules.

    • @danielhewson4132
      @danielhewson4132 Před 3 lety +47

      Jay Parmo not really as bending rules at certain points make you look good and hence they will return another time more hungry and buy a more expensive meal since the service is great. 👀

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 Před 3 lety +24

      @@danielhewson4132 The other thing was when you work in a restaurant customers generally treat you like shit so you're always on defense mode 🤣 I can't tell you how many times a customer would finish their meal then as I was clearing their (empty) plate they'd say "That was DISGUSTING, give me a free meal or I'll post bad reviews" and you'd be like "But you finished it.." then they'd say "Are you calling me a liar?" then the manager just has to give them what they want. So when you get treated like that all day you want to be inflexible with rules just to piss off the general public 🤣

    • @danielhewson4132
      @danielhewson4132 Před 3 lety +7

      Nicholas Wright customer service > nickel and diming

  • @mkmaster99
    @mkmaster99 Před 4 lety +628

    I would not pay £2.99 for that, never mind £4.99

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 Před 4 lety +61

      LAAAAAANDAN prices.
      I went to Sheffield a couple of years back, a cafe were advertising cups for tea for 12 pence.

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn Před 4 lety +65

      London is also the only place where they would make a big deal about adults eating from the children's menu.

    • @Sekirothewolf
      @Sekirothewolf Před 4 lety +1

      decentradical no it’s not kid

    • @Lebenspiel
      @Lebenspiel Před 4 lety +8

      In hipster cafe's is normal that everything is 5 times more expensive.

    • @Danny-gb2kj
      @Danny-gb2kj Před 4 lety +2

      Green Goliath stfu weab only kids and insecure virgins call people kid

  • @IAmTheSaladMan
    @IAmTheSaladMan Před 2 lety +62

    This reminds me of going to a chippy with my Grandfather as a kid. He didn’t really eat chips so just ordered two fish and the waitress kept arguing that it was a set price and came with chips. After some back and forth he was like ‘fine charge me for the chips but don’t put them on my plate’. He was really against wasting food.

    • @JustAPintOfMilk
      @JustAPintOfMilk Před rokem +5

      most of the older generations are against wasting food.
      Thats because most of them lived through times of hunger and poverty.

    • @kennethtran4706
      @kennethtran4706 Před rokem

      its because they want to make more money and the children's orders are a waste of their time. personally never had the restaurant refuse service.

    • @A5H_01
      @A5H_01 Před rokem

      @@JustAPintOfMilk It’s not just going to be an “older” thing for much longer if cost of living continues. Sad to see.

    • @JustAPintOfMilk
      @JustAPintOfMilk Před rokem

      @@A5H_01 well it might get better soon

  • @xp3r670
    @xp3r670 Před 4 lety +18

    The actress is great

  • @donbrogan3158
    @donbrogan3158 Před 4 lety +153

    I wonder how many fish fingers they went through to get that scene!

    • @donbrogan3158
      @donbrogan3158 Před 4 lety

      @@HOTD108_ Nice one Colombo.....

    • @tomwallhead6950
      @tomwallhead6950 Před 3 lety +3

      If uve seen any of his outtakes from either derek the office or extras then maybe hundreds 😂

    • @xali2008
      @xali2008 Před 3 lety +1

      Ricky even laugh and ruin the scenes that he not even in it 😀
      funny thing is he probably wrote all the jokes himself and still laugh as he heard it for the first time

    • @Levi_Skardsen
      @Levi_Skardsen Před 3 lety

      Ricky's vegan so he probably took that scene a bit more seriously. Unless they were some kind of vegan substitute fish fingers.

    • @TheDropdeadZed
      @TheDropdeadZed Před 3 lety

      The cake scene in the office was even worse, it looked like the kid and the weird guy weren't even spitting the cake lol

  • @me_bee_ste_1355
    @me_bee_ste_1355 Před 5 lety +217

    I'm going to start being more like him! 😅

    • @luckytrolls3237
      @luckytrolls3237 Před 5 lety +12

      we all need to

    • @327legoman
      @327legoman Před 5 lety +13

      @@luckytrolls3237 We all need to be suicidal?

    • @Toddespiel
      @Toddespiel Před 4 lety +2

      @@luckytrolls3237 you dont really. Im like him and its painful

    • @Toddespiel
      @Toddespiel Před 4 lety +1

      people hate you and its not fun at the end. it only works if u have money and statue. that way people worship you in the first place and you just filter them by being like Tony

  • @Narmerlover
    @Narmerlover Před 3 lety +73

    What a Moronic rule... He's still ordering food, regardless if its for kids.
    I know it's fictional, but my god my head burst a vessel from this

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner Před 3 lety +32

      Oh it's not fictional..

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider Před 3 lety +2

      it actually happened to him irl so..

    • @Narmerlover
      @Narmerlover Před 3 lety +4

      Oh my fucking god this was actually enforced?? 7 months later, I rediscover this clip, found my old comment and now the realisation that this ACTUALLY happened???

    • @maximilianmoreiras5622
      @maximilianmoreiras5622 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Narmerlover you guys are only thinking from the perspective of the customer. Sure it's annoying. But you have to realize the restaurant doesn't make any money on kids menus. They are cheaper not because the just have less food on them. They are cheaper to encourage families to also go to restaurants. If you let adults order unprofitable portions, you have to make them more expensive and in the end it's families that lose. Hilarious scene regardless.

    • @adrianradu2332
      @adrianradu2332 Před 3 lety +8

      @@maximilianmoreiras5622 Well that's a stupid fucking argument then. If the kid portion is 5 dollars, you still have 5 dollars more than you had before. You have to choose between 5 dollars and 0. An Adult is perfectly capable of understanding that a kid's portion is less food, but that's what he wants to eat, and you cannot enforce that on him, as he can easily go somewhere else and leave a shit review for your restaurant.

  • @hadenough2857
    @hadenough2857 Před 3 lety +46

    I would have just said " fine I'll spend my money elsewhere " and left...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 3 lety +14

      You wild rebel.

    • @hadenough2857
      @hadenough2857 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TonyEnglandUK Yeah that simple....wild rebel ???? I think you may drink too much .

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 3 lety +8

      @@hadenough2857 I don't drink at all. I think you should.

    • @toadfaceass
      @toadfaceass Před 3 lety +6

      @@mariadaly8654 Its not weird.
      If you cave on your principals what sort of message does that send your child? To sit and take unfair and unacceptable treatment?

    • @kkgt6591
      @kkgt6591 Před 3 lety

      @@toadfaceass there is nothing unfair about it.

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 Před 4 lety +14

    Little chap who played George was really good in this, angelic little face, was excellent opposite Ricky, very natural.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 Před rokem

      I love how awkward the kid looks just sitting there while adults are arguing about menu items.

  • @Danwell86
    @Danwell86 Před 3 lety +19

    "He'll have fish fingers and beans... Twice 😂😂😂

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu Před 3 lety +13

    I love how this show is so grounded in reality.

    • @shadowbanned5164
      @shadowbanned5164 Před rokem

      Many of us have been refused ordering off the kiddies menu I just tell them to adult size it if I really want it.

  • @turk5832
    @turk5832 Před rokem +4

    I've watched this scene 5 times in a row and each time I end up laughing hysterically! Wonderful comedic bit!

  • @martincurran4985
    @martincurran4985 Před rokem +6

    This happened to me before getting fast food on a night out after the pub, but the guy behind the counter was understanding when I told him I had hardly any money left for an adult meal. He served me without an issue. Great guy.

  • @mightystellwan1974
    @mightystellwan1974 Před rokem +2

    "You got any money?"
    No
    "Loser"
    🤣

  • @ThomasKop
    @ThomasKop Před rokem +26

    Her acting is spot-on. Just as he's devouring the food her expression is full of disgust but also full of burning desire to break away from the miserable corporate life she's in & admiration & even desire for him.

  • @TheLambLive
    @TheLambLive Před 4 lety +114

    I bought two pizzas in ASDA once, 4 toppings each. They absolutely refused to allow me to have 3 on one, and 5 on the other..!

    • @Axispaw1
      @Axispaw1 Před 3 lety +9

      Haha totally! Exact same thing happened to me. Couldn't believe what I was hearing...

    • @grancito2
      @grancito2 Před 3 lety +2

      If the staff had brains and logic, they would not be working in these places.

    • @grancito2
      @grancito2 Před 3 lety

      @@willnicholson18 That makes you an idiot, you have no idea how smart I am.

    • @danielnile1455
      @danielnile1455 Před 3 lety +2

      yeah the reason behind this is because it's possible they won't cook in the oven within the guidelines, it's not the same king

  • @ijustcametogetsomethingtoe3234

    "you'll just eat his"
    oh yes, I've always dreamed of paying £10 for a normal portion of fish fingers and beans...

  • @Bruce-1956
    @Bruce-1956 Před 3 lety +2

    A superb programme, Ricky at his best.

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 Před 3 lety +33

    I had something similar happen to me recently. A lot of restaurants nowadays ask you if you’ve got any allergies when you sit down and I told the waitress I had a peanut allergy (not a nut allergy, just peanuts). At the end of the meal there was a chocolate mousse that I fancied for dessert and it came with amaretti biscuits which are made from almonds which I _don’t_ have an allergy to, but I’m just not particularly keen on.
    So I asked the waitress if they could just leave them off but she said no they couldn’t do that. I asked if it was because the biscuits were all broken up and mixed in with the mousse but she said no, they just couldn’t do it.
    So I said, fine I’ll just have it as it comes because I can always just not eat them but again she said they couldn’t do that. I tried to explain that I didn’t have an almond allergy, that it was specifically peanuts, but she wouldn’t budge...
    It wasn’t until later I remembered this scene and I really wish I’d just had the person I was having a meal with order the Chocolate Mousse for me.

  • @davidp5544
    @davidp5544 Před 5 lety +7

    Honestly this scene had me in stitches, so so funny.

  • @breekc6783
    @breekc6783 Před rokem +11

    I work in a Cafe and I'm appalled by the waitress' behaviour (I know it's just a show, but this happens in real life) being so rude to a customer because they wanted a child's portion instead of an adult portion and saying that they couldn't order it but didn't give a legitimate reason (like, if they only had enough ingredients to make one, and if that's the case, you offer/recommend something else to them) God I felt like screaming "they're the customer! If they want to order a kids' portion sized meal for an adult then let them! They are the one paying for the meal; if you argue with them they'll leave and you will lose business for the cafe!" I know that people working in customer service still behave like this towards customers but it's appalling and managers should not let them get away with it. I'm glad Ricky didn't let it slide; good on ya, mate!

  • @plimsoul27
    @plimsoul27 Před rokem +1

    This is one of my favorites sketches because his logic is indisputable...and I laugh so fucking hard when he grabs those fish finers and stuff them in his mouth...every time....just brilliant!!

  • @deepakgiri2589
    @deepakgiri2589 Před rokem +2

    I love Ricky Gervais. He's the mood ❤️❤️😂

  • @FaisalFaves
    @FaisalFaves Před 5 lety +6

    Ricky is amazing

  • @Peter-gf8hu
    @Peter-gf8hu Před 3 lety +127

    I am an adult, but I do still enjoy fish fingers and other stereotypical "children's food" from time to time. Personally, I don't understand why certain cafés/restaurants are fussy about adults eating from the children's menu...... 😂

    • @europeansovietunion7372
      @europeansovietunion7372 Před 2 lety +25

      Maybe they think children might starve to death if adults start ordering children's menus. Bless their heart.

    • @ohnobees8033
      @ohnobees8033 Před rokem +1

      Every time someone orders from the children's menu the restaurant actually loses money, because most restaurants price at a loss for that menu to encourage parents to come. So most restaurants will have an age limit to stop everyone just ordering from the kid's menu, otherwise they'd lose money.

    • @AshTheBacon
      @AshTheBacon Před rokem +14

      @@ohnobees8033 Whilst I get it, I think stopping someone from ordering food or creating a situation makes the client less likely to come again. You can still sell at a loss and gain overall, like the costco hotdog situation. If it became that much of an issue they could also make a smaller portion as a whole for its actual cost.

    • @A5H_01
      @A5H_01 Před rokem +3

      @@AshTheBacon Yeah, this. Also I just think it’s shitty to guilt people into not eating what they want.
      As long as you aren’t poisoning yourself and not hurting anyone, who gives one?

    • @db7610
      @db7610 Před rokem

      @@ohnobees8033 That's their problem.

  • @zendog8592
    @zendog8592 Před 2 lety +1

    Just brilliant Ricky. Awesome sketch.

  • @DrPhill47
    @DrPhill47 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bro beat the system

  • @luizmarinho6138
    @luizmarinho6138 Před 4 lety +101

    My mans was just trying to lose weight

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 Před 4 lety +8

      He lost 10 pounds just by ordering the food. Probably lost another 2 pounds with the coffee.

    • @RageAZA
      @RageAZA Před 4 lety

      @@darthkek1953 if theyre charging 5 quid for a kids fish finger meal id be surprised he didnt get charged for ketchup. i live in london that has happened to me

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 Před 4 lety

      @@RageAZA that's what you get for living in the 3rd world

    • @henrikfitch4017
      @henrikfitch4017 Před 3 lety +1

      @@darthkek1953 Haha London 3rd world funny funny

  • @birgiroskarsson5836
    @birgiroskarsson5836 Před 4 lety +4

    Absolute madlad

  • @TheGuyWhoAsk3d
    @TheGuyWhoAsk3d Před rokem +2

    “That’s only on the children’s menu, I’m afraid”
    -Famous last words

  • @davidaustin902
    @davidaustin902 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Got the big ass cook to come out and intimidate him with a, "Both of those for him are they?"...followed the mouth stuff is just PERFECT

  • @CannotBeVerified
    @CannotBeVerified Před 3 lety +10

    I was thinking maybe he'd ask for a doggy bag. "Oh you know what I don't think he can eat it all, can we get a doggy bag", and then proceed to eat it as they're walking out the place or as they're paying in front of them. Didn't expect this full spite scene 😂

  • @ajchovanec
    @ajchovanec Před rokem +3

    I love the part where the cook comes out of the kitchen to back up the waitress.

  • @Zambicus
    @Zambicus Před 3 lety

    What a perfect frame to end it on, good job

  • @user-fh1ql9bd2y
    @user-fh1ql9bd2y Před 2 lety

    brilliant. You take the thought that passes us with crazy humor.

  • @Damar158
    @Damar158 Před 2 lety +18

    I remember being at IKEA and wanting the children menu because I didn't feel that hungry, dude behind the counter instantly singled me out as 'The Adult Who Wants The Child Menu'. I feel as an older adult in the pandemic era, I should taken it and chucked it it all at his face.

  • @beemore18
    @beemore18 Před 3 lety +8

    It's absolute madness to think an adult cannot order from the childrens menu....

  • @jeebjorb76
    @jeebjorb76 Před rokem +1

    This video is chill, hilarious and reminds me of my dad, I love him.

  • @noisypr6048
    @noisypr6048 Před rokem +2

    That last bite 💀
    Felt like when you open a bag of potatoes chips in the classroom and your friend ask for some

  • @duskplains1235
    @duskplains1235 Před 4 lety +18

    1:41 me when my mother says wait for your tea to go down, then you can have pudding

    • @yesitismeben7477
      @yesitismeben7477 Před 4 lety

      It's called dinner or supper not tea... Tea is a drink you flid

    • @duskplains1235
      @duskplains1235 Před 4 lety

      Grey 49 google ‘tea’ 3.’ a cooked evening meal.’

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect Před 4 lety

      @@duskplains1235 Tea is a hot beverage you drink, you eat dinner. You're wrong.

    • @TheAwesomeTolga198
      @TheAwesomeTolga198 Před 4 lety

      @@Tetris_Effect In British English, tea can also mean 'a cooked evening meal'. Check the definition in Oxford's online dictionary.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před 4 lety

      @@TheAwesomeTolga198 Barely anyone calls it tea. People should just stick to calling it dinner or lunch.

  • @Rocketman10057
    @Rocketman10057 Před 5 lety +95

    There are actually people in the world like that woman ,that’s the scary thing !

    • @nathanlatham5651
      @nathanlatham5651 Před 5 lety +7

      She’s just doing her job.

    • @spiritualawakening3204
      @spiritualawakening3204 Před 5 lety +80

      @@nathanlatham5651 Hitlers soldiers were also just doing their job, i now thats a bit of a far stretch, but i hate that excuse Honestly!

    • @samet7422
      @samet7422 Před 5 lety +20

      @@nathanlatham5651 Na, she is being dick.

    • @Reversefilms
      @Reversefilms Před 4 lety +7

      Spiritual Awakening and you have just lost the argument by involving hitler, well done.

    • @americanfrontier2448
      @americanfrontier2448 Před 4 lety +3

      notinuse Where the fuck does Hitler come into this??

  • @slippybeats377
    @slippybeats377 Před rokem +2

    When he said, “he’ll have fish fingers and beans twice” I fucking lost it

  • @thedondaithi1304
    @thedondaithi1304 Před 9 měsíci

    That was a good laugh 😂😂

  • @cakes1431
    @cakes1431 Před 4 lety +23

    i love this scene.
    there's a pub near me that specializes in pies, but won't let anyone share them as they "are good value for money"
    they are too big for a little kid to eat a whole one...i'd love to have the balls to do something like this the next time i was in there

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Před 4 lety

      @David Clinging You don't even realize how nonsensical our views are, do you?

  • @robertashdown4984
    @robertashdown4984 Před 4 lety +4

    It's the way that he drags the fish fingers through the beans that makes this scene, its so subtle that you barely notice it, he could have just picked them up, it's that slight difference that's makes Gervais one of the best.

  • @onn8166
    @onn8166 Před 2 měsíci

    Wasn't expecting to love this show as much as I did

  • @shaunbang
    @shaunbang Před 2 lety

    Ricky gervais is such a lovely gift from the comedy gods

  • @david75nufc99
    @david75nufc99 Před 4 lety +4

    Genius!

  • @MrHarrytheJew
    @MrHarrytheJew Před 6 měsíci +3

    This reminds me of a petty situation I had a couple months ago in an M&S. I ordered my father three bean chilli on a baked potato. When they brought our food, they said that they didn’t have any baked potatoes, so just plopped some chilli on a plate (nothing else as replacement). When I asked if someone had considered going down to the food hall to get some baked potatoes (a common practice in M&S cafes if they ever run out of stock of something last minute), was told in response they didn’t know if they sold baked potatoes in M&S (they use M&S produce exclusively to promote the food hall) so didn’t bother checking. Then when I said, ‘Well ok, why not grab us some chips so he can have something with his chilli.’ The waitress came out sometime later with a portion of chips and then proceeded to stand behind us whilst we ate, when I asked if there was something she needed she stipulated she needed me to go and pay for the chips. In confusion I asked why do you need me to pay for the chips she stated that because I had ordered an extra portion of chips in addition to my order I had to pay…I pointed out the obvious…yes this is because you had no baked potatoes, and didn’t charge me less for the fact. Even when I suggested charge me for the chips and then refund me for the baked potato they couldn’t seem to get it in their brain. At that point I just asked them to refund me for the food and walked out!

  • @kirst.
    @kirst. Před 4 měsíci +2

    I literally went through the same thing just 5 minutes ago and it brought back memories of this scène 😂 I ordered a toasty, but couldn't have it, because it was on the kids menu. I drank my coffee and went to another small brown café serving nothing but toasties and home made meatballs. All these 'hip' establishments almost have nothing simple to serve anymore. Not everyone wants a big carpaccio, laying on 2 big loafs and a bed of dried seaweed for lunch...

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER Před měsícem

      Toasties? Grilled Cheese?

    • @kirst.
      @kirst. Před měsícem

      @@TREVORVADER Yeah!

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER Před měsícem

      @@kirst. it’s ridiculous because they’re like always a kid’s ony item at most restaurants like an adult wouldn’t eat them too

  • @ahgag5517
    @ahgag5517 Před 3 lety +1

    That's just great. I mean Ricky is brilliant

  • @zachmurphy3396
    @zachmurphy3396 Před 11 měsíci +6

    This actually just happened to me. I wanted to order a kids pizza for myself, but apparently I’m not allowed because I’m not a kid.

  • @bootneckbonz
    @bootneckbonz Před 4 lety +8

    Finally! A solution to this arbitrary bullshit! Thank you, Ricky! 😂. Absolute legend!

  • @t3ddibear
    @t3ddibear Před 3 lety

    How nice is Tony’s house can we just take a min to appreciate it

  • @HouseCat19
    @HouseCat19 Před rokem

    Omg it sounds so crunchy - I love it

  • @sjohnston4272
    @sjohnston4272 Před 3 lety +4

    ''It's not because they are unemployed'' Hahaha

  • @MrPants1970
    @MrPants1970 Před 4 lety +12

    It’s not far off the truth in some places, I went to a famous fried chicken place years back, I ordered chicken that you could dip in sauces, the young lady asked me which sauce I would like and read out the 3 choices, sweet and sour, tomato or bbq. I said BBQ she said sorry sir we are out of stock, oh I said can I have sweet and sour, sorry sir we are out of stock.... at this point I innocently laughed thinking it was a joke, she just starred at me with the same look the actress brilliant gave to RG in this video, oh I said tomato? She said yes sir...... lol 😂

    • @LittleJo-
      @LittleJo- Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, they stick to a script like a robot. I had a similar experience but with a mobile phone company. My phone wasn't working properly, and it was a long story but to cut it short,
      Me: I've taken it to shop they told me I had to phone customer service
      Them: what is your number?
      Me: it's.....but im not recieving calls, I can only phone out..
      Them: Have you reset phone
      Me: yes
      Them: reset your phone, I will call you back
      Me: I've reset 4 times, I still can't get calls
      Them: take the SIM out, wipe and reset
      Me: I've done that 4 times
      Them:
      I can see on screen that you have reset the phone so you can receive incoming calls.
      Me: no, I can only make outgoing, nothing changes when I reset phone
      Them: what happens when you reset phone?
      Me:🤦
      This went on for nearly a week, they just don't know what to say if you take them off script.

  • @cathrinelanglete1964
    @cathrinelanglete1964 Před 3 lety +1

    He is brilliant!!!

  • @butlerbees6639
    @butlerbees6639 Před 2 lety +2

    1:10 the way he says “nah” to her is fucking killing me

  • @klinesccpv8584
    @klinesccpv8584 Před 4 lety +3

    Não me canso de rever isso! Kkkkk

  • @dkangelmichael
    @dkangelmichael Před 3 lety +14

    After watching enough Ricky Gervais I always think I am ready for anything he can come up with - but when he grabbed the handful of fish fingers and dragged them across the beans I had to scream out loud.

  • @Piromysl359
    @Piromysl359 Před rokem +1

    I was prepared for him saying "Would you share?" of something like that, but he did something way better.

  • @benmatheson1189
    @benmatheson1189 Před 4 lety +3

    Hahahaha need to watch this now

  • @DominickDecocko
    @DominickDecocko Před 4 lety +13

    most satisfying scene in the whole entire film history.

    • @billtdifferent9714
      @billtdifferent9714 Před 4 lety +1

      Dr. King Schultz its not a film

    • @Semi-Orphanatic
      @Semi-Orphanatic Před 4 lety +1

      Dowling Mark just goes to show how satisfying this scene is then, doesn’t it?

  • @xtop23
    @xtop23 Před rokem

    Lol. Ricky is such a savage. Love that guy.

  • @ashtonparsons8485
    @ashtonparsons8485 Před 4 lety +1

    this show is amazing 😂😂

  • @LMiggs
    @LMiggs Před 4 lety +14

    Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever watched.

  • @sabretooth1971
    @sabretooth1971 Před 2 lety +11

    My Mother is 82 and she can rarely eat a full adult size portion. When we go to the restarant near our house she always gets a kids meal. They are perfectly fine with it.

  • @Ronnie2787
    @Ronnie2787 Před 4 lety

    I freaking love ricky gervais. Hella funny.

  • @stewiepantsoutdooradventui3254

    That's so true. when you've lost something you really love, you've lost everything and you just don't care anymore

  • @kirika119
    @kirika119 Před 2 lety +11

    I’ve gone to restaurants and they let me (a grown ass adult) order from the kids menu; heck they even told me that the portions were smaller and if that’s alright. I tipped the shit out of my waiter