Apple’s Next Big Product Revealed
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2024
- Introducing the all new Apple Ring! Do you say “yes”?
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The twist is this ring doesn’t go on your finger...
😭😭😭💀
Don’t be a Richard
Elastic part for £599
😂
ahahaahhaha time to dock!
"It worked great for the iPod!" - cue Steve Jobs' disgusted noise.
Perfect.
“Anything Android can do,
We can do it LATER.”
Lol so true
Apple's phrases during the years...
"Think Different"
"It just works!"
And now... "We can do it - LATER"
like blizzared
US need to legalise cloning just for cloning Steve Job to make this happen 😂
Except when they have the bright idea of removing head phone jacks, chargers and making any kind of repair impossible. Those aspects some Android manufacturers gladly copy from Apple.
@@Antagon666 true 😂
Charger in the box? NO! That's $999 please
F
Correction: $9999 plus tax
(Starting price - with discount)
In this case the charger needs to be in the box because it's proprietary n
If you think about it, it's actually a fair price considering it's 1kg of chiseled marble. (That is the actual weight of a hand made of marble. The more you know.)
Tim Cook flipping me off while smiling will always be funny
LOL “RECYCLED YOU”😂😂😂
Amazing how nowadays I get all of my Apple news from Sam, and I absolutely love it.
Samsung Ring $500. Apple Ring $999 for the charger.
The F charger lol
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them; One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
I knew if I looked first I could skip typing it myself. Thanks! 😁
My precioussssss.....😆
This was peak SAM😂
Sam's skits - short, entertaining, and ON POINT!
Mr. T from A-team is going to love this one. Next is Apple necklace.
Anything Android Does
We can do
LATER!
This is just so funny! 😆
You can't marry Tim Cook, but with Apple iRing you can at least pretend that you're married to him! 😂😂
Unfortunately those in the abusive "Apple relationship", will take this ring to mean Apple Loves them as much as they Love Apple, and so the abuse cycle continues 😪.
A.S.S (Apple Stockholm Syndrome)
@@Spoonfed78 Which brings us neatly back to rings 😂
Apple Ring
The One Ring To Rule Them All.
When memes become fact 😂
If it doesn't have an "in the darkness bind them" feature, I'm not interested.
@@gregorymoore2877That's a top-level upgrade feature, unlockable with a repeating monthly subscription.
Anyone else feel that all these rings are just a way for these companies to track the people wearing them for whatever reason?
your phone does that better anyway
Pov me getting the apple ring
"WhErEs My ChArGeR"
"Anything android does we can do.... later" iLove it! 🤣
I was just thinking that the real purpose of this ring is not to track fitness, its to check your still alive as your muscles waste away in their virtual world, staring at a computer screen all day in a tiny cubicle. Probably get an add on to send a text message to the undertaker when $heartbeat == 0
After years of A.S.S (Apple Stockholm Syndrome) the church members will pay to have a ring to accompany talking it in the ring 🤣
I thought the twist was gonna be that it won’t charge! You gotta buy a new one, and the middle finger is just a display stand.
Foot toe ring 💍 is next. Nobody can see it and an additional smell sensor could be implemented 😝
Your videos never ever disappoint. Always ends with me laughing, so thank you for that. ❤
Brilliant video Sam 👏
Ring Ring. Who's there? The first. :)
Except you ain't the first.
Yeah your second
@@Bloxomatic You're* not smart.
Nooooooo
I am officially dead with laughter
Sammmmm
😂😂😂😂😂
Loved the charging stand!
Ayyy my comment got featured at the end♥ TY Sam.
Was expecting an ABBA reference somewhere: "So ring, ring, why don't you give me your cash" along with the Tim Cook dancing outside clip.
This was the best video ever I laugh my ass off
Can I just buy the charging station? 😂
This is amazing 😂😂😂 marry 🍏. And the 👽 zoom. Sooogoood
Not even Tolkien saw that one coming. When he talked about the rings of power, he never thought about charging .....
If it has an apple shape easily recognizable all would be sold in first day..
This product looks so unnecessary. I think Samsung and Apple outdid themselves this time.
Exactly. Who are they marketing it at? Gullable idiots who don't realise the future comes without money, ie the young.
Awesome. Like the Apple watch the battery life will be excellent sort maybe eventually someday.
Its just like smartwatch, but without the watch
Seems as though I am looking into another universe where people can afford anything at all, let alone major bits of kits. A fitness ring? That assumes people have the money and energy to get fit. At a certain age, the money and the energy all stop. The only ring I can afford is one made from those bendy things they send with packaging, like to tie cables up or close a loaf of bread.
I feel like the Apple Ring would work well as a mouse using the gyroscope and stuff
Or it can be the scrollwheel in the apple mouse
@@rajmankad2949 Yea true
It would be fun if you did some retro tech product reveals. I'm thinking Newton, Lisa, Next, Mac TV, and Pippen..
Not gonna lie using a ring as Vision Pro controllers sounds kinda badass
Brilliant!! Best video you've posted yet. ;)
My precious!
"It's people! Apple ring is people!" - Charleton Heston, probably.
God you talk a load of rubbish but you never fail to make me laugh! Loving the channel :)
I'm still waiting on my HumancentiPad. Come on Sam, I mean Tim Apple.
Now I really want a smart ring and the middle finger charger.
Is this a pre-April fools joke? I do not believe it.
My precious!!!!
miss you in art class thes macintose posrres frfr
nick was there. tesla out.
Does anyone have an idea when Apple's Butt Plug will be released?
😂 well done, there’s some truth in that 😅
I just can't 😂 I'm pretty sure the ring is for Vision Pro because many other VR companies are working on similar technology so hands can be free and still the tracking will be very precise. That being said, I love Sam's cat appear at the end of all of his videos 😄 that kitty should have his own channel iKitty 😄
When can we get the Apple IUD?
God I love these videos! lmfao
I would buy the Galox ring. ""What an Amazing moment"
I saw a DIY short of a guy who cut out the chip from his debit card, add a copper wire antenna and glued it in a ring with fake opal resin. Worked perfectly. Cost - free.
In fact since it was free I'd like to see Sam try it.
2:09 The wedding vows 💀 "Better or worse...products. For us richer, you poorer. And we promise to care for you...for as long as your apple care is valid!"
Thats the Apple vision doesn't have anything you can hold in your hand. It's much more profitable if you buy 10 as an add on.
Apple has all the ingredients to become a fashion brand in the near future. They already have all the accesories and their customers buy their products for the brand. They just need to add clothe lines with bits of tech and they're ready to go.
Is is gonna be sizable? LOL
health tracking + apple pay in a ring. unironically, id buy that
Does it come as a nose ring for short hair cut females?
Cant wait to get engaged to apple so they can let me overlook their china sweatshops and denial of issues at their stores
Aren’t they also working on some giant eye on the top of a mountain in Mordor?
Oh! That charger just spiked the football! Laughing my butt off.
well this isnt gonna pair good with the intended use of their vr
Nothing pairs good with VR, who would rather wave their hands around wildly than rest their hands on a keyboard or mouse ?
@@rocketmunkey1 sounds like you've never tried VR
One ring to rule them all 😂
Well… If it's a ring and if it comes from (cr)apple, then it must also have a very special columnar lining on the inside, Morgagni's columns 😆.
The next time you think this is the first time you’ve heard of such technological ring ideas, remember that the one of many tech rings to start it all was Alliance.
I'm holding out for the Apple nanoprobes.
Ash nazg durbatulûk,
ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
So you can watch your marriage decay with stats!
When does Apple launch the "11th Finger Ring" ?
wow! you made it without any LotR jokes
Rings are perfect, you can charge basically any price. Even non smart rings know the sky as the limit, lol.
Fincally, I can dock with my homies and we can just call it pairing devices.
Amazing 😂
I wonder if they'll make one for my, rhymes with sick?
Just like when I heard that there was such a thing as a smart toothbrush... why?
Apple's ring: "iDo" 💍
One ring to rule them all.
This video was epic. It could be added to literature
The new iRing trailer looks... Looks.
"peckerring"
Sam Tucker saying that there will be a new Apple device (a ring) is all I need to know that Apple is releasing a ring.
One ring to rule them all...
iThug life 🔥🔥
HIVERYONE !
what could they put in this that would make it the worst device? my first thought was subscription model + another crazy license agreement, and mandatory arbitration if it leaves your hand totally paralyzed or blown off. btw, looks like you are slimming down a bit, looks nice
I think you missed a Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) song reference.
If only he F charger worked on my iPhone SE
wait, that thing is real? I bet they'll sell a bunch of them made out of gold to some rich Arabs.
I still remember Apple's iPod subwoofer butt plug. I hated it because the sound came out muffled and Apple's iVaseline refills required an expensive subscription plan. 🤡
2:38 BEST CHARGER EVER!
This is just Apple's way of marriage proposal to our bank accounts!! 🙄
I'll stick to my Peach ring (the cheap gummies they sell in Lidl)
The future of proposals. It's time to start thinking outside of the box, and inside of the apple.
I do...