"Sorry If I Crossed The Line There" | Jimmy Carr's Best Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
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the "i don't think that's any of your business" line by peter is probably the funniest thing i have ever witnessed. so simple, but so perfect. and jimmy's reaction to it is brilliant too
He crossed the line. Peter was right to pull him up about it.
I also like how in being the host of countdown, Jimmy's business is well... word games
You must have missed ‘rectum of the year’
Ever? Maybe not. But it’s up there. Especially for clean comedy
I don't get it even remotely, would you care to explain?
"Sean has often been described as anger in human form. With the easygoing charm of a wounded prisoner with a flicknife." 😂😂😂
"abdicates" is a classic episode.
@@corbinjiang4616 abdicat-es!
"Be very careful. I know people."
"I don't"
Mood changed very quickly 😂
r/2meirl4meirl
You don't know anyone?
He knew her response to Jimmy was rubbish so stepped in to try and save it.
@@gemsandlasers269 It wasn't rubbish though. It fit with the idea of Newcastle being a rough place.
It was actually a really good switch from an offensive joke, dark response, to a lighter self deprecating joke. It was all good.
"been described as a sex symbol, and that symbol is a question mark" lmao
“Followed by a no” is missing 😆
He loves that one it’s straight out of his stand up special
The amount of 8 out of 10 cats videos ive watched today is mental. RIP TO A LEGEND.
Crying and laughing together today.
That’s all I’ve done the past few days. My history is littered with Cats does Countdown videos. He will be missed.
It's kinda messed up where I was literally getting into Sean over the past couple weeks, and when I heard the news I somehow felt slightly responsible
Me too
I've had Purple Van Man on repeat for the last couple of days. Absolute comedy great & a very sad loss to fun itself
"Well to be honest Jimmy, i don't think thats any of your business" i can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Kuso, it's a joke where he's basically trying to subvert expectations: People are expecting him to make "small talk", but he just closes it down in a really odd way, because normally guests on any show try to engage with it at least a little bit. So it's unexpected, and rude, but not in a confrontational way.
He's also saying that wordplay isn't Jimmy's "business", suggesting that Carr isn't good at it at all. I don't think that was noticed by the others
Wordplay literally is Jimmy Carr's business.
Probably because that was NOT what he meant at all.
I'm so using that on the random :')
“If his grandad had fought harder” I’m crying 😂
It was OK. Not very creative, thought the book club one was funnier ("it was in primary school, and i'm pretty sure we were all virgins")
Dan Man triggered? Or generally have no sense of humour?
No. But jokes about 2nd WW are getting old. Every joke directed to Henning is a war related. Boring.
Adventure and stuff creased me that part😂😂
Adventure and stuff f
"Lee Mack is French for coat" was surprisingly funny 😂😂😂
Unless you're french, in which case you just go : wot?
@@justarandomfrenchdude9091 Do you not have jokes in France?
@@run4walk what's the joke here ? I didn't understand it (english isn't my first language)
Yes I found myself laughing out loud alone😂😂😂😂
@@Rubiecat 'Mac' is short for Mackintosh, type of coat common in Britain. So Lee Mack, or 'le mac' is kind of bastardized french for 'the coat'. Except totally not, which is why it's funny.
"...out of my girlfriends nickers..." "I can only apologize".. lol
" I didn't think she would mind me wearing them "
Clive Bindley or he had his head in them..
That was a great comeback.
In which case he would be wearing them.
Knickers please !!! We simply MUST have standards on You Tube...
"Any words you're hoping come up tonight?"
...
"Abdicates"
I looked it up. "renounce one's throne." Nice.
He said that for the entire show too. Everytime they had to find a better word he said abdicates regardless of letters.
He also builds on the joke later implying that he would like jimmy's job
You had to look up abdicate..?
It's not exactly the most useful or common word.
Peter Serafinowicz is so funny he can throw Jimmy off his game.
as funny as a 3 foot coffin !
It was Peter that made me lol
Watch "Look around You." You'll love it. Thants!
congrats on spelling that name right!
@@tom.in.barcelona You’re right. Petre is a right bastard to spell 🤷🏻
Sean Lock laughing is just the most magical thing
I shall miss his sharp wit
...."Abdicates".... Susie: *Licking her lips - Stare intensifies*
AHAHAH holy moly she did
We should all be so lucky as to have someone look at us that way.
"Be very careful. I know people."
"I don't"
The "i don't know anyone.. not really deep down" is my favourite of the whole show. Seems legitimately spontaneous. One of the cleverest, funniest bits I've ever heard in comedy. Twisting someone's else's threat into a profound revealing of one's loneliness.
'ha- ha- ha- HAaa~' - Jimmy Carr
My dad had a hedgetrimmer that sounded like Jimmy laughing. I loved it.
ha ha haaa
*“Ah - ah -ah- aaaaaah”
It ah not ha Jimmy breaths in not out
@@rickvandam3238 he laughs in not out, he breathes both ways lol
HOW did they not include Jimmy's "Susie Gloryholes" joke?? I cried laughing at that
I have to second that! It would've slotted in nicely.
I guess they didn't think it'd be necessary to include it
Says in the description that this is just part 1.
This is only from the first few episodes
Wasn't that a deleted scene?
Loved Sean. So much. Didn’t realise it would hit me this hard, an absolute legend. RIP Sean, he will be missed greatly.
I didn’t know he had passed. I just randomly clicked this clip and am scrolling through the comments as I drink my morning coffee.
I am absolutely devastated right now.
He was the only one who could match Jimmy Carr in terms of wit. I wouldn't want to watch 8 Out Of 10 Cats now without Sean.
Who?
Ouch. I just found out 😬
That made me sad, I just started watching this series, and Sean was one of my favorites
"The last time I saw hair that curly it was sticking out of my girlfriend's knickers."
"I can only apologise."
Bravo, sir. 👏😂
Genius retort.
“I apologize”
@@QixTheDS In England you can apologise, as well.
@@khymaaren I didn't mean the spelling, I meant that the quote was wrong.
@@QixTheDS I mistook your comment for pointing out a spelling mistake. I can only apologise.
But anyway, the original quote was correct.
Jon is right, that OCD joke is amazing 😂
1:39 Rhod's "She's blown up, to be honest" is witty af
"I promise I won't spit on you while we're having sex tonight"
"Good luck without the spit"
Some absolute classic lines out of this show. RIP Sean
"Lee Mack is French for coat"!! 😂😂😂 So it is!
You don't happen to know what episode that is?
sunside87 le manteau is the coat
It isn't but it was still fucking hillarious
So that means that McDonalds have named something “Big Coat and Fries”
They taste about as good as a coat though.
8:24 - the epitome of deadpan humour - Peter nailed it!
8:34
The "I can only apologize" at 01:08 was golden
I love Sean's reaction to Peter's comeback.
This is the one joke that I didn't actually get, is it a play on words or is there something I'm missing about Peter?
Shona it's just the way he said it, like he was trying to shame Jimmy
@shona its funny because its such a light hearted question which would gain no personal information at all.
Peter responded as If He'd just been asked his bank balance or something more offensive, very funny guy Peter S...
he got triggered, that's what happened, thats why jimmy apologised because he sensed his hostility
Belamine MedAmine didn’t you see him crack a smile? Takes more than a poll about your Nan to trigger a comic tbh.
“He has all the easy going charm of a wounded prisoner with a flick knife” always creases me.
8:35 should be studied for comedic timing.
I don't get it. I'm either slow, or I don't get English humor. 8:49 That guy on the right, That's my face trying to understand the joke. lol.
@@DreamfactoryZero it's just a bizarre response. It's obviously not a personal question and is quite relevant considering he's on Countdown
@@DreamfactoryZero The point of the joke is that it derails the conversation, there's nowhere Jimmy can go with it. If he'd answered the question, Jimmy could have made a comment or asked a follow-up question. But that... It just makes an awkward moment.
Same with the "abdicate" bit that follows, with no explanation or anything, just made Jimmy feel awkward and "let's move on". (though Jimmy's timing with the "...and with Peter" is flawless too, very skilled timing)
@@dmdragonfly stick to ‘Friends’-‘big shit theory’ and ‘how I met your laughter track’ mate,
I don’t want you to fucking pull something 😂😂😂
@@DreamfactoryZero Its sort of a multi-layered joke.
First is what Douglas pointed out, it derails the conversation
Second, Jimmy hosts a "word game", but he doesn't own countdown, therefore, word games really aren't jimmys business
Seeing Sean laughing at Peter’s reply…my God I miss that man.
It was better with Joe's train station poem. Sean crying made it that tad bit funnier!
The ending gets me every single time
How many times have you watched it in the last 22 hours?
Far too many to count mate
I dunno mate, I just found how the joke unraveled + their tone of voices were funny, didn't look too far into it
@Evi1M4chine It's funny because his reply to Jimmy Carr basically reverses expectations. Normally guests on chat shows are open and seem content to answer trivial questions; like "are you a fan of word games?"; but here Peter Serafinowicz refuses to answer; becomes passive/ aggressive and tells the host to mind his own business.
It's really character driven humour; he often plays obnoxious characters and is quite good at that; him being voted the funniest comedian (by his nan) is just to allow a bad pun (polls/ Poles) I don't think it's true; but I find it funny the way Peter Serafinowicz made things seem sinister suddenly and it's more the way he said it rather than what he said (his delivery) that was genius.
Abdicates is a nine letter work; it means to give up authority ... I don't know if it was aimed at Jimmy but it's delivered in the same deadpan fashion; Jimmy obviously decides it's better to leave it there.
I thought it was brilliant comedy.
Abdicates definitely was aimed at Jimmy, obviously as a joke
8:34 - the funniest 30 seconds of TV I have ever seen. Makes me howl with laughter every time and you can see the whole panel, audience and Jimmy erupt with laughter!
i don't get it
@@a1exfb29 The joke is in the context and Peter’s deadpan delivery makes it brilliant. He pretends to be offended by Jimmy’s perfectly neutral and harmless question. It works in the context of Jimmy insulting everyone in the intro.
@@a1exfb29 brilliant British humour
I wish I could never remember Peter's stunning line, so I could watch it every day until I die. Still one of the best lines ever delivered.
He has such a fantastic come back that Jimmy doesnt know how to respond and that never happens!!! Peters nan will be proud!
He could easily reply back but thought he had gone too far so stayed quite.
@@streamx2 I really hope that’s sarcasm.
"To be fair Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business"...... That had me rolling.
On the ball, City.
I don't get it. Can you please explain? I am being serious.
"I can only apologise" Spot on!
"I can only apologise" fucking brilliant way to flip that back
"abdicates" is a classic episode.
It's season 3, episode 6 if I'm not mistaken. I remember the entire episode being on youtube, but can't find it in my history or through search for some reason.
...is it?
czcams.com/video/FNuruipdZaM/video.html If you could ignore the annoying cyrillic subtitles, that's the episode. Dunno why it says series 4 though. I'm 100% sure it's series 3.
The way series and episodes of CatsDown are numbered are messy because the show began as a one-off and sometimes breaks between series are so short it's not clear if it is an official break or not.
GuanoLad I agree, but to be honest, I don't think that's any of your business
"As soon as she gets turned on, he turns her off again." Love it.
Nice work
The thing I like about Sean and Jimmy they appreciate a good come back ... The curly hair gag was a classic example...
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Let's fucking hope so.
LMAOOOO
There'd be a fucking row if it didn't!
Killed off more old men than a winter cold snap LOL
Damn, the OCD bit is hilarious.
IT's now called CDO, means the same but has the letters in the right order..... like they should be
@@bicyclemanNL I have a cup that says that whoops
@@bicyclemanNL Compulsive Disorder Obsessive. People with OCD just died reading your comment
“With the easy going charm of a wounded prisoner with a knife” I love these similes 😂😂
"Lee Mack is French for coat" made me laugh more then it probably should of
,,,should HAVE...not should of.
@@MrDino1953 usually, should of is a misspelling of the contraction should've, rather than should have.
8:47 I don't think Sean ever laughed harder than this on the show, and with damn good reason. Peter's comeback came out of nowhere. 😂
That "The Dictionary corner" joke was legit amazing!
My absolute favorite Jimmy Carr line from this show is (paraphrasing): Susie Dent, what have you been looking into lately... besides glory holes?
The fact that she clearly knew what a glory hole is....dirty bitch.
What's a glory hole?
Other than
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@@teharipatene8135 You clearly aren't a republican senator in a men's truck stop bathroom.
The editing of this comp is amazing. Train of thought is amazingly done.
Notice how Jon and Kevin seem confused by Peter's responses. I think it's the funniest thing I've seen on this show.
That was pretty sharp form Stephen Mangan. Nicely done.
"A real kick in the teeth for Wales."
Peter's first responce has me in tears EVERY TIME! xD
Same!! L
...Oh my! This was the best! Especially the ending… I wonder if her Majesty will get a chuckle out of this? Perhaps we’ll never know! Bravo
4:51 goddamn that was savage af 😂😂
Jon is honestly adorable!!! I love him so much
8 out of 10 cats does countdown is just the funniest show on TV, such a great cast in the most perfect of settings
Rip Sean. Thanks for the stitches x
The more Jimmy gives it to Jon the more funnier it gets even to the point where they know it and work in digs at Jon where they're supposed to be for others haha. Love Shaun Locks responses.
Soooo many funny lines in this show, not just this video but every season, but "Well to be honest Jimmy, i don't think that's any of your business" has GOT TO BE one of the funniest ever top 5...
Not many people could get Sean Lock to laugh like that. Brilliant comeback!
Literally, on panel shows, the winning jokes were the ones that a) made Sean clutch his side (like he did with Peter's), or b) where he couldn't talk (like when he started talking about "that time I went seal-clubbing").
i love it when he roasts other people within roasts and they complain about it (mainly Jon and Josh :D)
Those are his ones!
I love Adam Hills' facial expressions when Jimmy makes the Rolf Harris joke.
4:12 "Oh no where is this going"
4:16 **completely loses it**
I think someone else might’ve already said this, but damn, Peter would make an awesome Bond villain.
I love the nervous look on joe’s face at 7:40 /7:42
Usually I'd be pissed off I had to sit through a whole video for the title to be at the end, but not with this one. RIP Sean
5:42 "He turns her off again" lmao :D
So sad hearing today Sean lock has passed away. He will really be missed for a long time to come.
I just love Sean's reaction to Peter Serafinowicz's line, he loved it and so did I
Well to be honest Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business" I was in stitches.😂😂
"To be honest Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business" is the 2nd funniest thing to ever happen on countdown right behind Greg Davies' impression of Chris Eubank.
"To be honest Jimmy, I don't think that any of your busines". He got me. I 'm still mondering if he was serious or not.
he was just stalling for a micro moment while thinking of the funniest way to end that sentence. he was not serious.
@@cho4d That's what I'm thinking too after viewing this videos many times. There's a slight moment when a smile appears on his face few seconds later.
I love Peter Serafinowicz, or Stanley.. with a C. He's also one of the few people who's ever made Sean genuinely laugh
James D don’t forget Miles Jupp!
Sean laughs a lot...
Or Joe Wilkinson when he read that insane poem of his. Absolutely remarkable.
Jon & his wife Lucy are the cutest duo ✨
Womp womp
Jimmy is a comedic beast 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"I don't think that's any of your business Jimmy" great line 😂😂
So unexpected haha!! So funny
“I can only apologise” Brilliant
Anyone who can make Sean Lock laugh like that is a comedy genius. Step forward Peter Serafinowicz, Stephen Mangan & Miles Jupp.
His fake laugh at the female comedians makes me chortle.
Johnny Vegas
@@SirPrizeMF I have never understood the hype around Johnny Vegas. He just looks like a tragic man!
And Greg Davis
@@pondguard22 spot on....half the time I don't understand what Johnny Vegas is talking about. 😆🤣😁
CZcams thinking ' You have watched this clip 5 times already, I am going to put it on your recommended list until you don't click on it'
*proceeds to click on it a 6th time
@@idc5309 Me to CZcams Algorithm: "The day will come when I don't click on it. Today is not that day. "
Dude, you've watched this so many times. Watch it again. I love you.
"Hello Peter, what will you have for lunch this time? The usual?"
"You know what, waiter? I think that is none of your business."
Also love James Corden reacting to Peter as well, always great to see other comedians reactions.
Corden isn't a comedian.
@@dawnmancaloriankeebals4262 He's won a Bafta for comedy writing.
@@chrisjones5411 I know, what's your point?
Jon Richardson 🤝 Josh Widdicombe
Getting insulted in other people's jokes
Ive just realised there are still episodes I haven't seen. YUSSSSSSS!
His delivery and the proper english in which it's presented is awesome!. Jimmy Carr is King!.
Fantastic compilation 👏👏👏👏
Phahahahahaha that last clip has me crying
i didnt actually get it. Explain please
Now try Gordon Steggall’s ‘The Gordon Show here on CZcams! Great Stuff!
King Kaan nothing funny about what he said, just amazing comedic timing and delivery
Kieran Thompson
that last bit so simple yet very funny
I didn't rate Jimmy Carr once upon a time. But I do now; this was brilliant! 👍
Okay, damn, as an American and a bisexual, 7:39 touched my heart. In America it's all too often that people - even major media outlets - pretend bisexuality isn't even a thing and just call bi people and celebrities gay. Even then, being LGBT is suddenly the only thing about you anyone cares about, rather than something minor enough that a game show host is comfortable cracking jokes about it. I'm in the wrong country, man.
Sammie1053 it's difficult being bisexual because you're not gay enough for the gay crowd and not straight enough for the straight crowd. So you don't really fit in anywhere. I just don't tell anybody, it makes my life a lot easier.
I laughed the hardest at Jons comeback 1:25 :D
I like how that last one built and built as they all started realizing how bizarre it was.
omg Peter was hilarious, "well to be honest Jimmy i don't think that's any of your business" has me in tears
"I don't know where the line is until I cross it" - that is Jimmy's defence of his material
I love the bisexuality joke about Joe. It's not making fun of bisexuality in a mean way, instead it's fun for everyone 10/10
Yeah, I suppose that is literally what it is 🤔
Well who cares if it is, all of these jokes are making fun of something
@@Numberonedaredevilfan i care and lots of other people do.
@@NumberonedaredevilfanJust because you don't doesn't mean others don't. Why's it so hard to not be rude to others
@@tesseract5569 All I mean in this is just British comedy, and the type of humour of these shows. It's what you get with Jimmy Carr, the teams captains and the guests. The jokes are going to be crude, crass, rude and offensive. So I think it should be expected. I'd be surprised if anyone going into this knowing what it is gets upset by "mean" jokes
1:05
Seriously an unrated comeback there.
I can't stop laughing.
0:31 Jon Richardson looks so lost he’s just like “huh? Was that funny? Oh hehe Yh hilarious”
I just spent nearly 10 minutes silently shake-laughing at work. Good on you, Mr. Carr.
Watching from Australia, you English have the best comedian's .. pissing myself laughing over here .
*comedians.
You don't pluralise with an apostrophe.
« She must be made up » hahaha so mean i love it 🥰
“Be careful I know people” love that come back
Lee Mack is French for coat 🤣🤣😂😂4:24