Toddler and Baby Ruin My Birthday
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2018
- I wanted my toddler and baby to do something special for my birthday. I wanted them to remember. I wanted them to get me gifts. I simply wanted my 3 and 1-year-old to comprehend the complexities of my emotional needs.
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My name's La Guardia Cross. I make music, art, film, and I co-created 2 baby girls with my wife, Leah.
New Father Chronicles began in November of 2014 when my daughter Amalah was 1-week-old. I had no idea what I was doing, so I decided to chronicle my journey on CZcams and make fun of myself along the way. Our 2nd daughter, Nayely, was born in April of 2017.
My channel is filled with the silly adventures I have with my girls, infant and toddler interviews, my interpretations of their babble, silly skits, and the things I've learned or unlearned as a parent. Sometimes Leah and I mix it up a bit and share some pretty personal moments as well. Why? Well, we're far from perfect and we've learned a lot from our mistakes. - Komedie
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Whenever I ask my kids what they're getting for my birthday, it's always something they want. What kind of an adult is going to sit there playing with a transformer
😂😂😂... probably me tho
😂😂😂😂
They guess your that adult 😂
Raise hand emoji
Yea....I remember doing that a lot. Now I just "suggest" that we go to Nandos to celebrate but it no longer works lol
"Neither of them ever returned" 😂😂
"Nayely didn't wanna hear my birthday dissertation" and "Amalah became an activist" killed me. I'm actually crying from laughing so hard.
"They are not even adult diapers" that got me weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The level of their unbotheredness has me WEAK!!!😭😂😩
I need to emulate the confidence and sass amalah gives off when she says "its fobember" 😄
PS Happy Birthday!
My dad is August 30th
You have the same birthday as my baby cousin
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I can’t believe it’s been nearly a year since you made this video. What’s even harder to believe is that you’ll be 82 next month. 🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂😂
@aleena w No its a joke
When my sister was little, my parents were in their mid-30s.
She did a project on her parents in Pre-School and it asked their ages.
Her response “Well, I know my mom is in her 80s, so my dad is probably 75.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My little cousins are between the ages of 5 and 11. I'm 22. They think I am really old, and they've been asking me if I'm married/have kids for several years now.
I just got done with university, and my brother just started. They keep asking where my brother is, and I keep saying that he's at school. He lives at school now. And they think I am such a liar. I keep telling them it's a little like Hogwarts, but they all know that Hogwarts is fake and I'm a liar.
Lmao, I in pre-school I told my pre-school teachers that my dad was 100 and that all he did was eat lunch at work
Cierra Alora mercy...lol
Cierra Alora LMAO WHY TF AM I DYING
When I was in kindergarten I said my dad was 60 and my mom was 20. Mom said she got very weird looks from the teachers from then on.
“What did you get me for my birthday”?
“2 babies” 🤣😂
The ultimate bday gift.. lol
That’s real but that was last year! 😂😂 I’m just saying 🤣
That’s the most GANGSTA response. And I salute her, because I will now and forever use that!! 🤣🤣🤣
Life Long Father TV They are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
Rofl
Leah is so funny she literally only has to say one thing 😂😂 "Two babies"
Leah nails it every time! 😊
“It’s fobember”? 🤣✌🏽
Her face when she said it tho kmsm
Happy birthday man
It has always been fobember
"Neither of them ever returned. " 🤣😂🤣
I love leah's answer! I gave you 2 babies! I went through 9 months of back pain swollen ankles to give you this gift. Lol
monique 45 exactly.... nothing more blessed
That was a SWIFT reply.
Leah for the win!
The gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂
I loved her response also...
Nayely is on a budget. Diapers and bottles is all she can afford 😂
Simone Umba Dont forget she has to support her milk addiction 😭😭
"Who are you talking to?" *looks around for her audience*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I identify 1000%!!
Omg
“That date doesn’t exist. It never has and it never will. Like I told you tomorrow is AWE GUSST TWEN TEA SEVEN TH”
LOL Oh my God, really got me.
Petition for july 7-7-8-100 to be a real date.
A "hat in a cat" sounds more like a horror movie than a birthday present hahaha. Happy born day sir!
😂😂😂 I was gonna create a graphic for it, but couldn't think of an appropriate way to put a hat in a cat. Thanks, bro!
I can’t be the only one who randomly sings the theme song throughout the day. It’s a bop!
You're not. I do too. It keeps me sane.
All the time lol
"July 7-7-8-100" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
It HAS to be a real date.
1:18 when Nayla said "ok,it is" i laughef so hard!!!!! It was timed so perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She said “Two Babies”. End of discussion. The most profound statement EVER. My response will now be “Six Grown Kids”. Loved the video as we knew we would! ❤️❤️❤️
Love you guys this much...arms wide open
that's right!!!
Nayely wanted to tell you bout the bottles cuz she's about to pour out some milk for the homies😭
😂😂😂
She might have a relapse back into that addiction. Smh. Lol😆
Baaahhhaaa😸
And also for the ones who ain't here either😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
when she said 81 i almost chocked on my drink with laughter at 1:58
Took them outside hoping that some fresh air would inspire them to be loving and caring 😂🤣
LaGuardia: "what did u get me for my birthday "?
Leah: 2 babies
Leah is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
itskworld good answer Leah!
I mean, her logic is irrefutable!
They left home? That means you had a GREAT birthday! LOLOLOL
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO
@@LaGuardiaCross So they did get you want you wanted
LOL
Deborrah Cooper u6
I just discovered this channel and I’m laughing so darn hard. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
Glad you found us!
Э
@@LaGuardiaCross lmao
Nayely's side eye while dad was talking to them in their room was epic 😂
“Leah?”
“Yes?”
“What did you get me for my birthday?”
“...”
“Two babies.”
*AND THERE LIE MY BODY*
Nayeli’s babble is literally the cutest . I’d listen to Amalah go off topic all day . happy birthday to you you’re a great dad !!!
So.... we're not gonna talk about Leah response?
Him: Leah, what did you get me for my birthday?
Leah: Two babies 😂😂😂
2:24 her face is like mine when someone says something stupid 🤣
Happy 81st birthday!! lol
Quijuandas lol that killed me
Loooool😂
Congratulations for you're bday tomorrow
😭😭😭
😂
Nayeli face the whole video got me weak lmao "watchu tryna say daddy" and I'm so done, sis said I got you underwear, I had a feeling it was diapers lmao 😂. And yesss Leah you don't got to give him nothing else 😂🖖
OliveTravelberry 😂😂😂💀💀❤️
3:57
La guardia: Who you talkin to?
Amalah looks around and asks herself the same question*
Me: I AM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEE
"Tomorrow is my birthday."
"And tomorrow is my birthday too!"
When Sharing Goes Wrong 😂😂😂
Glad to know all 3 of us have the same birthday! Happy (very belated) birthday! #Virgo
Nayely's facial expressions are hilarious. Happy birthday LaGuardia.
she is too adorable.
Am I really the only one that truly believes that the captions are exactly what Nayely is saying ?? Loved this episode
ikr!!! It seems so believable that she's really saying those things! 😂
2:23 '' so he ain't gonna be 81?!''
Hahahaaaa! Nayely's face! 😂😂😂😂😂
He’s not old he looks like 41
La Guardia: how old am I going to be
Nayley: Eighty-one
La Guardia: NO!
Wisconsin lol
Happy Birthday Manservant! Take the day off.
That's one sassy baby 😂
"Neither of them ever returned" I swear everytime 😂😂😂
Who's with me watching on Fobember 2018? 😅😂
Nayeli is a whole ass mood 😂😂
1. You were actually excited over the prospect of underwear as a gift.
2. You were actually willing to accept adult diapers as a substitute gift.
3. LOLOL at Nayely hoofin' it down the street.
4. Fobember is the 13th month...Amalah knows what's up.
5. It's craaazy how much Nayely looks like her mommy. Spitting image!
Jennifer Magnone “I love #3 Jennifer “!!
W I'll fw
Right
lol @ "..hoofin it..." LOLOLOLOL!!!
OMG Nay loioks just like Queen Leah!❤️❤️
He has the same birthday as me 😂 but i love his relationship with his children ❤❤💯
"Leah what did you get me for my birthday?"
"2 babies"
This is always and forever going to be my reply to my boyfriend when he asks me what I got him. 😂
Leah at the end.
SAVAGE.
3:57
La Guardia: who r you talkin to ?
Amalah : ...*looking around and asking the same question to herself*
Edit : thx for the likes 🤣
Ha ha!!! ikr!!! 😂😄😅
Yup sure nuff
HA HA! LOL!
😂😂😂😂
😂
Amalah looks so stressed and over it when you came in..... Nayeli laying down is hilarious and she never listens to you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for spreading so much joy, laughter, warmth, silliness, wisdom, happiness and above all love through those adorable girls...bless you brother and sister Cross.
1) happy belated birthday 🎁 🎂, La Guardia
2) Amalah (very matter of factly told you when your birthday was): it’s Fobember or 7-7-8-100, which ever comes 1st 😂😂😂
3) I cried laughing when Amalah started looking around when La Guardia asked who she was talking to - as if the person just walked off & she was just as shocked as daddy that no one was there 😂😂😂
Happy 81st.birthday good brother. Man black really don't Crack lol 🤜🏽loved the video
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Damn, he looks good for eighty-one lol
That's great😂😂😂
Lol
My birthday is August 2nd ! Shoutout to my Leo’s and Virgo’s✌🏽 love you and the girls!
My daughter's birthday is August 7
@@uniquepurpose03 mine is august 6
@@thanaaj6759 👍👍
Her: *babbling*
Him: "who are you talking to?"
Her: 👁👄👁🔁👁👄👁
Kazkaalzs
2:20-2:29 *nayelys face* 😭😂
Krystal Thompson yes!!
Yesssss. I was screaming!
She's like wtf does this dude want from us though.... Which explains the eager "bye!!" for him to exit their room.
Priceless 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Roflol!!😂😂
Nayely's faces are priceless!!!!! Who's great auntie is she? 🤣🤣🤣
Seradin Veonne right!! 😂
What did you get me for my birthday?
Two babies!
That's all, Leah. More than enough, ma'am
I'm egyption and I didn't know birthday celebrations started in Egypt😂🤷♀️
My daughter popped up on August 27th too!! I didn’t know I was pregnant until the day I had her. It was an interesting turn of events. Happy birthday!!!
mackenzie jackson wouldn’t ur belly be big?
Egiza Bell productions no I didn’t get very big I was only 29 weeks and she was only 2 pounds at birth. I gained maybe 10 pounds and I thought it was just because I was enjoying my snacks.😂
So should we look for you on an ep of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" or🤔😂😂😂
@@deesavage3777 lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂... Wth.... Episodes of..... I can't stop laffin 😁😁😂😂
@@ruthsayomi2561 I'm serious tho!!!! 😂😂😂😂
When you press like in the middle of the video and try to like it again at the end forgetting that you already liked it. Anyone...
They are so cute.
Nayely " Is that right"?
Amalah " It's Fobember."
"Today is my birthday Amalah"
"And my birthday too!!! ..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Leah what did you get me for my birthday, two kids"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY💖💖💖
2 babies😂😂😂 I was on the floor. This vlog was hilarious from beginning to end😂😂😂. Happy birthday! !🙌
These babies learned how to have a conversation WAY EARLY! Lol smart lil princesses!
Nayely at 2:21 had me dead!😂😂😂
Watched while struggle writing a homework assignment. I needed these adorable little faces
“Neither of them ever returned” 😂😂
Imma need that WHOLE Bday song to play LOL
The face he made when Nayely said bottles lol😂😂😂
I LOVE when Amalah starts talking nonsense 😂
ifoundmyavalon that wasn’t nonsense. She was talking to her Sisters. My daughter who is an only child did the same thing. To the point that sometimes I had to go in her room and see if there was actually someone there. She used to be having a good ole time. With her “friends”. By herself.
We call it...talking....SMACK!😀😀😀
Nayely's escape from the history of birthdays is everything. Lol so cute.
I was laughing so hard I had tears out my eyes I was laughing at when he said who are you talking to😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t stop binge watching! Darling girls!
Happy belated birthday!! Enjoy being hat in the cat years old 😂😂😂😂
Come on Leah you can't use you giving him 2 babies as his gift every birthday. 😂😂😅
"Is it baby bottles?"
"Yes it is"
"July 7-7 to 8-100" lololol...
"So I sent nayely out to find me a gift that wasn't already hers" lmaooo
Girl. Lol dat part @ dat wobbly milk drunk walk...TOO cute n funny lol. That man is many times blessed.
jhazzmyn 🤣🤣
Baby girl looks "milk drunk" trying to sit outside🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and enjoy your "new underwear pampers"!!
1:30 I laughed at this it’s so funny XD
I love Nayley faces! This one is definitely my favorite
Hahahaha... **record stops** What do you mean, "They haven't returned"? OH LAWDT in ZION!! Go get my nieces!!!! 🤦🏽♀️😂😭🏃🏽♀️💨💨💨💨
Omg Nayely had you looking for that gift like back in April when you were looking for that Easter egg 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
“Neither of them ever returned” that got me dead! 😂 and they never returned despite the fact that they are featured in your next video 😂
Fobember, I'm cat in the hat years old
This was such a superb video ....... and I was so thrilled to see it was longer too🤗loved Nayely's expressions and her responses were to die for 😂 it was so cute the way she wobbled n settled down on to the curb n then nonchalantly walked away from daddy’s serious dissertation on birthdays n gifts! Amalah was spot on with her observations and strong “sister birthday” theme n she was certainly blown when you enquired who she was talking to ! 😄finally it was Leah who took the cake with her “2 babies” response 😂 welllllll....... what can you say to that truth? All in all you sure had the best birthday I must say 😁😉👍God bless you daddy Guardia always! You sure are the best hubby n daddy in the world. Your 3 special ladies are blessed to have you in their lives just as you are to have them in yours 🌸 lotsa love to you all💕💕💕💕
Sue Sk 😂
Sue Sk Great review! 👏
I literally am 12 years old and I *thoroughly* enjoy your videos. It makes me so happy to see your family, and your girls really are beautiful. Keep on making videos, La Guardia! ❤️
That means a lot, Aria! Thank you!
LMBO
LaGuardia: "Leah, what you get me for my birthday".
Leah: "2 babies", lol, love it
Jocelyn Carter: Your videos with the children are too funny! The best part was when you ask your wife what did she get for your birthday, she answered, "two babies", I hollered!
They did a Virgo WRONG!!!
😂 Thas what my Sister said...
Happy birthday, sir! May your 81st be as prosperous as the 30th!
Lmafoo
LOL
Nayely said “Are you serious?!” 😂😂😂
Her face when Daddy asked what they got him for his birthday.😂😂😂😂😂
"Legend had it Amalah and Nayely still have yet to return."
2:19 - Watch Nayely's eyes . . . LMAO!
Lol thought I was the only who caught that lol
"Chile, please!" Lol! 😂😂😂😂😂
finisher3x ik 😂
She has been here before, I am done!
Everyone here is on punishment!
LOL XD
Lol
Nayely facial expressions thou😂😂 she is so unbothered! An old soul
2 Babies is the best 81st Birthday gift a dude can ever want. Happy Belated Birthday! Tell Leah she is awesome.
Neither of them ever returned 😂😂😂😂😂