My first REAL Interview With A Toddler
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- čas přidán 5. 03. 2018
- My 3-year-old daughter Amalah is finally old enough to hold REAL conversations with me. All the interviews on my channel were built with the magic of imagination and editing, but this video is simply an edited down version of our real conversation. Enjoy!
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My name's La Guardia Cross. I make music, art, film, and I co-created 2 baby girls with my wife, Leah.
New Father Chronicles began in November of 2014 when my daughter Amalah was 1-week-old. I had no idea what I was doing, so I decided to chronicle my journey on CZcams and make fun of myself along the way. Our 2nd daughter, Nayely, was born in April of 2017.
My channel is filled with the silly adventures I have with my girls, infant and toddler interviews, my interpretations of their babble, silly skits, and the things I've learned or unlearned as a parent. Sometimes Leah and I mix it up a bit and share some pretty personal moments as well. Why? Well, we're far from perfect and we've learned a lot from our mistakes. - Komedie
Through the magic of editing, I can interview babies and toddlers before they even know how to talk and understand language. THIS is the first time you're seeing an actual conversation between my daughter and I and how a 3-year-old would actually answer my questions. ENJOY!
La Guardia Cross, Mr Black Excavator no Mr Rainbow Excavator, at least she's over that Daddy finger song 😂😂😂 Oh tell. The child you are not heavy Sir. You light as a feather!! She's too sweet, you have a little comedian on your hands 😀 loved the video!
La Guardia Cross This was a Funny video like the other interviews. I remembered to Subscribe.
Sir I'm having a problem getting through this video. Still can't get past the intro, "Oh my gosh Daddy, are your heavy?" sooo cute, straight clowning you. 😂😂
La Guardia Cross Amalah gets excited over excavators the way my son got excited about school buses and trains. And I laughed when she coughed in your face and whispered nonsense in your ear for 3 minutes. 😂😂😂
La Guardia Cross i Love your channel
"Love is fake" took me 33 years to realized that and a 3-year old knows it!😩😁😉😄
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Chesca Rodriguez C, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes
LMAO
😂😂😂😂
I see that Amalah has gained zero chill since infancy.
None at all lol 😂
Lmbo! And when she coughed in his direction on purpose I lost it 😂
He said his parents😍😍 said.she is JUST!🤤 like he was....when he was a Child🤤😀😀😀
“a pig”
I love her, she gives me all my life...Just sassy 👐🏾😅😅💓
There is a softness in your whole face when you're talking to your daughter. My dad looked at me like that. It meant going out into the world knowing beyond any possible doubt that I was loved. You're giving your daughters the biggest super power they could possibly have.
this is such a lovely comment
💜 Same here. I miss my dad terribly, but watching these videos reminds me of the love he gave me.
You're right about the softness; makes him look almost vulnerable
🤗👏👏👏🤗❤
😥my dad looked at me like I was a debt collector coming to take his money to pay for bills he had no idea about.🙃
universal message: we no longer say excuse me... when we fart, yawn, cough, burp, or bump into somebody we HAVE to say “whoops... spaghettiooosss” 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Thank you for this honest comment. I will do this from now on!
She a mess😁
Amalah's edges are laid so good💆 Leah got her baby looking right
Her dad does her haor
@@melissalao4051 hair*
Melissa Lao I think off camera Leah probably does their hair aswell
Are you Simone biles jk
Don’t you just love it when a toddler whispers in your ear and you have to pretend you understood what they said? 😂
Hahaha, I kept it 💯 though
😂🥰
I laughed so hard when she tried coming across the table to cough without covering her mouth
I been rewatching it 😂😂😂
Not today 😷
You are giving us, but especially your children a gift of memories that will last a lifetime. And people assume that good black fathers don’t exist....smh. Thank you for sharing your journey with us. You rock!
L. Ligon best believe there are plenty of us out here. I love his vids too. I wanted to do this with my daughter but she's 11 now and "knows everything" if u catch my drift.
My boyfriend is black, and he has a 3 year old boy from a previous relationship. I think I never saw a better father, honestly. Even when things get hard and is difficult to make the time, that boy is his first priority, always! If I ever become a mom, I hope to be half as awesome as he is with his kid.
L. Ligon great comment! God is good!!!! 🙌🏽✝
I thank him for being a role model for Afro American dad's and showing the world yes. They're black father's out there who do take care of their babies/children and genuinely love, spend quality time and helps with household duties and it's not all on the mom. Great hubbie you have there Leah🤗
Black fathers in the US have the highest participation in their children's lives and black women are the most educated. Tired of tropes instead of factual truth
Move over Black Panther... Black Excavator is coming to a theater near you.... Part Two: Rainbow excavator coming in 2019
YES 😂
LOL!!!
Crystal Wilson lol
Lol!
Crystal Wilson lmao
The levels of REALNESS when toddlers think they're telling you secrets and just whispering gibberish into your ear 😂
I've never understood why kids like to whisper jokes and then just talk gibberish or say nothing. I think the joke is on us.
A toddlers main objective is to play us all. 😂
Wait the "are you heavy?" questions killed me 😂😂😂. My daughter makes me feel fat bcuz she likes to play with my leg fat and every time it jiggles she dies laughing....but mind you all I'm only 125 lbs so it's hurtful. And the dancing (priceless) 😂😂
Brianna Patterson lmao. They can be the worst for your self esteem!! My son asked me if I could fix what was wrong with my stomach, clear out of the blue one day. Thanks buddy, you gave me those stretch marks. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😔
😂😂 that's all we can say. "You did this to me!" and walk away bcuz they are mean little demons. 😈
😂😂😂 I'm so glad I read this comment.
lol! My son plays with my c-section scar whenever he gets a chance, he’s only 1.5. Kids are hilarious.
Ms. Beautisme my scar is a race track, train track, or whatever they feel is necessary at that time. 😂😂😂
Amalah is your twin, LaGuardia. She's so beautiful ♡
"Coooome baaaaack!" I'm crying from laughing so hard.
"Are you heavy?"
"Am I heavy?"
*cutely nods with a smile*
“The love is fake”
He walks away
“Noooo daddy come backkk!”
I thought the love was fake. It doesn’t seem fake.
My girl said "This love is fake"...and dad walked away. Amalah was like "daaaaaaaddd come ooooonnnn"...lolololol. Hilarious.
Amalah: The love is fake.
Somehow....that touched my soul😔👏👏👏👏
Imma need a the love is fake shirt. thx.
Especially after her love talk when she was a baby lol
I can have a sad day ,or a day where I hurt physically ,however I can turn your channel on & every single time no matter how I feel I smile & laugh out loud. You are a very unique person I just love how you are as a parent .Keep making the world smile !!
Love Love Love it.
"The love is fake"
*Gets up and leaves*
"Nuuu daddyyyy"
IF THAT AIN'T ME!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Krysii Somah 😂😂😂 same!
Amalah’s edges were SLAYED!
And this was funny (just like all your videos)
I love your family man. You guys bring me joy 😂 Amalah’s is so cute ♥️
Marisa Curry the edges were on fleak
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA COMMENT BEFORE I EVEN WATCHED THE VIDEO!
Marisa Curry ikr her edges are better then mine
Samantha Phang same
Marisa Curry COME THROUGH, ACTUAL BABY HAIRS!!! 😍😍😍😍💥💥💥
The first REAL interview. AND still so funny 😂
Thx for the ❤ 😊
LaGuardia you look like you lost a little weight! Keep up the good work, primo! Amalah is precious.
That smile she's got is so disarming! Lol! I love it. And her poop face game is on point.
I like it when Amaila gives me side eye, and eye roll😁😁😁
You are showing everyone what a blessing it is to have babies ( especially cute little daughters ).. 😍😍😊🤗
This !!!😍😍
Brianna B. 🤗🙂🤗
Anu Jesus
I know, right. Sometimes I get so emotional, because I wished I had a dad with the personality and love he has for his two baby girls. Your so blessed both you and your wife. Hi Mrs. La Cross. I do have my father who does watch over me the Lord from above😢😊
Frick, I'm not early!! But if Queen Amalah says the love is alternative facts,, I'M DUCKING IT!!
Also: my new response to *everything* in life will be "Uh oh, Spaghettio's!" w/a shoulder dance. THANK YOU, AMALAH KAMALI CROSS.
#NFC
#TeamNayalah
#LeanWitIt
#ROCKWITIT 😎
Right. She teach us so much at 3 years old. I have to do the one shoulder dance my right shoulder is messed up 🙄
Beauty By Skyla WERK IT OUT!!! It'll still be trill!! 😎😎
Amalah’s favourite word: Excavator
Nayeley’s favourite word: LIAR!
“ you are a black excavator” it ain’t too long for black history month shirts 😂😂
Her smile and laugh are precious!!❤😍😍
Yemi don't you love how positive this channel is, it's literally the heaven of all CZcams channels just watching his videos and reading the comments makes me so happy
She said 'a pig 'in the beginning and i choked on air
To see how much she's grown since your very first interview with her is just mind-boggling. And you two are clearly besties.
Why would you dislike this video??????!!!!!! I pray for you🙏👀.
LadyShae Because they had the "I need poop" face too? Lol
Or they are just plain evil. But that is something I often wonder on vids like this one.
No matter how cute or delightful a vid is, there are people who fill gratification by disliking it. They feel some sort of power lol.
LadyShae l agree with you 100%. Very cute videos with the father and daughter and I like when his wife gets on to him sometimes.
LadyShae they are hater's
They do it to get a mention..let's ignore! Them👍👍
Not everyone will like it everytime thats what makes us individuals 🙄
"Love is fake"
"No love Is real"
"Its fake"
"No love is real because I love you"
Me: awwww
0.2 seconds later
"FAKE" what did love ever do to you😂
When you told her to cover her mouth when she coughed and she tried to come across the table to cough on you. That had me weak XD
Yaaaaay, a real interview (not that I don't like the other ones, but she's actually able to answer questions now)😊
Is it just me, or did Amalah's speech get much clearer over the past week? It's amazing how fast children develop ❤️😍❤️😍
#blackexcavatorforever 😂😂
🙅🏾♂️
(the closest I could come to a Wakanda emoji)
See. Baby girl be knowing. She made the comparison because you're family is out here removing negative stereotypes about the black family and uplifting the people to a better place! She dropping that knowledge! Lol
New superhero 😂😂😂
A A 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Daddy? You have a piece of crumb.” 😂😂😂
That was the longest whisper ever lol lmao 😂 Kids really think their telling you something 🤣🤣
LOL... Amalah, "Are you heavy"..."Whoops Spaghettios"... "Rainbow excavator".. too cute!!! 😅😀
Amalah is so cute hair on fleek! And her smile melts my heart! But when she said love is fake and that you are a black excavator I was done! 😂😂😂😂
If it wasn’t for Amalah, I wouldn’t know what an excavator is. Kids teaching adults 👍 Thanks Amalah
La Gaurdia: “Why don’t you just say ‘excuse me’”?
Amalah: Because i say i say “Whoops Spaghettioooosss”
Between Black Panther and Amlah adding words to my vocabulary it is great. I think I am going to be calling people black excavators now lol Also she looks at you when she passes gas because you are suppose to take the blame lol
"Love is fake!"?!? Oh, dang, child! 3 years old and she's already dealing with heart ache? What mean boy wouldnt share his cookies with her!
The beginning of some really mature, deep, intense conversations between the two of.... “Daddy, you got a piece of cream over there.” #Distraction 😂
She said "Crumb"...
her smile is theeeeeeeee cutest everrrrrr!!! Her smile!!! I heart you guys Amalah and Nayely are too gorgeous!
10 seconds in and I'm DYING
I tried not to dance, but that shoulder dance is kinda catchy!
D Michelle me too, I had to join in with them LOL...
I love your channel. She is soooo cute. Love to see you interact with. Keep it up dad. Your doing a great job.
I want to say you deserve millions but I feel like you're our little proud secret.
This channel is an amazing thing I've ran through and I'm happy to find you! This is amazing! ❤️
The first time my daughter called me "big/pig", I started doing pushups and sit ups every time she came in the room. She was 3. I was 28. I now know she meant height. So, I lost that... and I didn't lose any weight, sooooooo...
Robert Clark 😂😂😂
She was probably saying "big" too, but it sounded like "pig" and that's a WHOLE lot funnier! Hahaha...I should still exercise tho.
Two words "butt gas" I cackled!! Lol!
Daddyyyyy, coome baaaaack. 🤣
Omg!!! She is such a comedian 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Whoops! Spaghetti-OOOs😂😂😂❤️
Why is she sooooo cute? Except this coughing thing she's doing. My students in preschool did that, looked up, gave me the cutest look in the world, coughed in my face. I was always sick 🤒😩
laursouth52 preschool cooties are the WORST!
She got his whole face and Nayely looks like their Mommy. Gorgeous girls. 💙💗💕💕
This was one of your best ever.
(I hope she doesn't hate you when she's older and appreciates how awesome you are even if you did tell hundreds of thousands of people you had to pause for her to poop)
Hello my loves, I want you to stand with me and boycott my job, you see every time La Guardia drops a video I stay up late and bing watch his channel. Leading me to call out making my boss mad. He has offered a write up for call outs. Please stand with me and let this establishment know New Father Chronicles is a necessity in an internet aunties life, remember I love us forreal. (p.s. jk I don’t call out my boss is a fan too).
joshice heron .. HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
joshice heron 🤣🤣
I stand with you girl🤣
joshice heron, in solidarity I too shall call in with Amalah-itis and Nayele-pox!!❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god shes the most precious little human on this planet. That smile could stop wars.
I know, right? I live for these videos!
This is now one of my favorite interviews you've done, I guess your fam is just naturally funny 😂😂
This is GREAT. Love the fake interviews, but more of these too please 😊
Appreciate it, Tim!
Much more difficult in real time hahaha! She's freakin ADORABLE!
I love your interviews with your daughters. At some point in the interview, they become frustrated and roll their eyes. That is hilarious!!! They are beautiful, smart and adorable little girls. Thanks for these videos they always make me laugh!😄❤
Her "I gotta poop" face at the end😂😂😂😂😂 this entire video was too cute❤️
The way she said “ Oh my gosh daddy, are you heavy?” Had me dyinggggg CUTENESS OVERLOAD 😍☺️👌🏾🤗😻🙈
That “need to poop” face though!! 😂😂😂. She is SOOOO expressive❣️❣️
I have a ton of assignments to do for my classes and I'm superrr stressed right now. This video instantly made me happy. How could anyone be stressed while watching Amalah and Nayely (and La Guardia too)?
Nazari T. Hey, I'm in a similar situation with grad school, and am watching them. I just spent the last couple hours listening to praise music! Nothing releases stress like praising the Lord, and this is a good second. Love this family! 😂😂✝
Nazari T. Be blessed as you finish up BTW!
"Whoops, spaghettios." 😭
Amalah and my 3yr old Magdalene need to get together! I swear the conversation would have me on the floor!! Kids say the truth! LMBO!
My 3 year old niece Aria absolutely loves watching Amalah!
If Amalah is looking for a Secretary of State in her quest for world domination aria will volunteer her services 🤣😂
yay! You are raising queens. good job La Gaurdia👑👑👑
Head queen in charge Lea is holding it down too!
When Amalah makes certain expressions she looks just like her dad. They are just too cute. This series is so precious and so needed in today's world. Blessings!!
“Dust on the table... it’s not a lot?!” 😂🤣
*From now on when someone passes gas I will shout, Spaghetti O's!!!!*
So what we learned from this interview is she thinks you are a black rainbow colored excavator that has fake love? 😶😂😂😂
Bless her little heart.
Wait till she grows up, sees this and then tries to explain the entire 1 on 1.😂😂😂
Kids have said some funny stuff throughout the history of mankind haven't they. Lol
Great vid.😂😂😂
this is so accurate.
When my son was Amalah's age he was asking me all kinds of esoteric questions like "why can't we see air?" and "why is the ground brown?" I told him that I didn't know. He looked at me with frustration and then asked "Mom...what DO you know?" Savage.
You have to say "whoops Spaghettios".
I’m convinced the 8 dislikes simply hit the thumbs down accidentally in their excitement to smash the like button now that there is a new vid on this awesome channel lol. I’ve watched every one and they’ve all geeked me out and warmed my heart. Salute to an amazing family!!!
Hahaha, I'm with you! Thank you
La Guardia Cross No worries fam. And please tell your wife I almost cut my fingers pressing play because lil mama’s edges are SHARP 😂
I hit subscribed way too fast lol! Ugh nothing better than a beautiful black family👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Amalah gets me even through all these years.
Man! To think i follow this channel since she was a baby! Woow. ❤
SCREAMING! SHE SAID A PIG 😂 I love these interviews so much! there's so many iconic phrases in here... whoops, sphagettios!
i love it!!! my lil niece will just mutter some lil words and start playing with my ear..im like...you stopped me to whisper and aint said NOTHING....LOL!
"Whoops!!! Spaghettios" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I melted when she started whispering man she is too adorable. Your an excellent father!
“Then I cough without covering my mouth?” 😂😂😂
Ali A. And then she coughs AGAIN for emphasis!😂😂😂
sweetchocolatesecret right in his face!
sweetchocolatesecret so funny 😂😂😂
Not A PIG!!! 😂😂😂😂
And oh my, you guys got 200k subscribers! CONGRATS🙌🏾👏🏾
Lmao. How she deliberately cough without covering her mouth. 😂
Daddddyyyy, come baaacckk. *cues Baby Come Back, you can blame it all on me*
Amalah's smile just made my day hell lot better 😍 she is so precious and omg she's Savage. And obviously she's a Daddy's girl, her expressions and her whole aura is just like yours 😍
Give us more of these REAL interviews!!!
Congrats on 200,000 subscribers!!! You truly deserve it😊
That whispers has let me know you succumbed to the baby revolution, 😂.
The love is fake. 😢
*Fake Love plays in the background*
What a beautiful, bright little girl that has been blessed with wonderful parents!!!
"Are you heavy?" 😂😂😂
Im suprised she answered ANY of the questions or sat still. Mines would just smile n say Maaammaaa😍
😂😂😂
Di streth of di blac excavator shall be stripped away
Hahaha! CHALLEEEENGE!!!
This is gold 😂😂😂
Tabitha Harden WEEEE HAVE BEEN WATCHIIIING FROM DI CONSTRUCTION ZONE
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Aww!! The whispering in dad's ear part melted my heart❣️💞 Reminds me of my granddaughter as a toddler doing that to me...
Note: I'm not sure why all my subscribed channels/notifications were no longer saved in CZcams.😔😒 I was wondering why I hadn't seen any uploads in the last few weeks.
Not to worry! I just resubscribed/clicked on the notification button again. It's good to be back! I miss seeing the girls!!! Lol 😄😘❤
WOW! I don't know what's going on with CZcams, but I'm glad you're back!