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  • @TheDeadlyTikka
    @TheDeadlyTikka Před měsícem +2608

    90% of bouncers are just school bullies that never learnt to be anything else

    • @justaguywithapowerpole
      @justaguywithapowerpole Před měsícem +5

      Capp most do side work construction and former boxers and fighters

    • @LordKellog
      @LordKellog Před měsícem +11

      ⁠@@justaguywithapowerpoleCorrection lad they “used” to bouncers are either foreign guys, small lads that have too much anger and not enough intelligence. Have to find a pretty special place to have quality lads on the doors.

    • @chelseafc5000
      @chelseafc5000 Před měsícem +3

      Seen a lot of them touch up fresh 18 year olds as well dodgy people

    • @alextv293
      @alextv293 Před měsícem +2

      Just don’t wear trackies to a club fella. Pretty simple stuff.

    • @OneForTheNorth
      @OneForTheNorth Před měsícem

      Nope, they are usually the bullied and that’s why they take the job, similar to the police. And then dosh out their vengeance 😂

  • @rud7490
    @rud7490 Před měsícem +1778

    Bouncers on average are the worst vibes people ever

    • @MrBounce66
      @MrBounce66 Před měsícem +6

      Maybe because they are working whilst everyone else is having fun ?.
      Maybe because they have to protect decent punters from the spastics that start fights ?.

    • @br-jj6re
      @br-jj6re Před měsícem +4

      At clubs that play rock or metal they are cool asf, most goth nutcases are in full leather or something theres no point trying a dress code

    • @twk4977
      @twk4977 Před měsícem +20

      ​@@MrBounce66isn't an excuse to be rude and not friendly

    • @shushmynigga
      @shushmynigga Před měsícem

      @@MrBounce66we found the bouncer

    • @jacksonboyd02
      @jacksonboyd02 Před měsícem +1

      Then hear me out…go get a different job

  • @LD-bj4xc
    @LD-bj4xc Před měsícem +242

    Bouncers being rude has honestly damaged the club scene massively,after seeing videos of bouncers knocking out drunk kids for no reason I don’t feel as comfortable getting drunk at clubs,then clubs complain about decreasing numbers and act surprised

    • @MrBounce66
      @MrBounce66 Před měsícem +8

      Nah, what's ruined clubbing is morons starting fights using knives, etc.

    • @trashtalk9244
      @trashtalk9244 Před měsícem +11

      Naa Clubs are not as lit as a few yrs ago prices for drinks are expensive everyone standing around staring at others

    • @ChewyPiano98
      @ChewyPiano98 Před 15 dny

      ​@@MrBounce66 People have scrapped in clubs for years you melon

  • @NearlyLegalGaming
    @NearlyLegalGaming Před měsícem +115

    I remember a bouncer doing this to my dad on his stag night, told him he couldn’t go in because his trousers had to many pockets. He’d booked 5 private booths with bottles on the tables for everyone who had gone, cost him over £10,000. Ended up getting it all refunded and a club guide heard it all and said he’d get us into a better club, he spoke to the manager and he let us straight in. Dad spent the money in that club instead. Crazy how they let their attitudes fuck shit up, would’ve loved to see the convo from him and his boss as to why 30+ people left the club and why they had to refund so much money

    • @williamhobbs4202
      @williamhobbs4202 Před 19 dny +2

      A bouncer didn’t let my mate in on Halloween for wearing trackies (part of the costume) yet there’s people there wearing literally no trousers. Swear they just pick someone at random and chose to fuck them over

    • @NearlyLegalGaming
      @NearlyLegalGaming Před 16 dny

      @@williamhobbs4202 100% they do, my dads stag was around Halloween time as well and was multiple girls in their wearing next to nothing but he couldn’t get in 😂 defo just choose certain people to stop

  • @mikesyder3754
    @mikesyder3754 Před měsícem +161

    Bouncers love to abuse the very little power they have to feel like a god

  • @ZachWilsonsMomsFriend
    @ZachWilsonsMomsFriend Před měsícem +396

    I had a similar experience with a bouncer on my 21st birthday and we had to find a different bar. They have a power trip like none other

    • @lordrevilo7935
      @lordrevilo7935 Před měsícem +1

      No one cares

    • @ZachWilsonsMomsFriend
      @ZachWilsonsMomsFriend Před měsícem +52

      @@lordrevilo7935 your mother told me she cares deeply

    • @lewisdunhill2111
      @lewisdunhill2111 Před měsícem +1

      They are all sniffed out there box thats why

    • @TheSlicer40
      @TheSlicer40 Před měsícem

      @@lordrevilo7935 you cared enough to reply 🤷‍♀️

    • @NoName-fv1gw
      @NoName-fv1gw Před měsícem

      ⁠@@ZachWilsonsMomsFriendany bouncer that tests me i just tell them let’s go round the corner and have it out they don’t mess with me again

  • @PrivateJellyJose
    @PrivateJellyJose Před měsícem +116

    Just buy the club then sack the bouncer 😂

    • @reshiramex1399
      @reshiramex1399 Před měsícem

      ayo you got the same pfp as me!!

    • @ianhayes3980
      @ianhayes3980 Před 29 dny

      And then he gets sued for unfair dismissal, the bouncer walks away with a fat paycheck this guy is down money had bad press written about him and the club plus now he owns the club he also has to find a new bouncer, also are we just skipping over the fact that you need a licence to actually own a club you simply carnt just open or buy one there is so much background work that has to be done first, is it really worth it just to fire some guy because your salty about the fact that you wore the wrong trousers

    • @gfdddf4388
      @gfdddf4388 Před 2 dny

      @@ianhayes3980 og comment was satire

  • @Lupoking12359
    @Lupoking12359 Před měsícem +618

    I’m a nightclub bouncer and we let people in no matter what they are wearing as long as it ain’t soiled workwear

    • @mangojuuls
      @mangojuuls Před měsícem +28

      Well ur clearly not

    • @BSTVskilo
      @BSTVskilo Před měsícem +137

      @@mangojuuls if he was gonna lie about what job he has in a CZcams comment I think he wouldn’t settle in ‘nightclub bouncer’

    • @tehjunkfood
      @tehjunkfood Před měsícem +16

      I’ve never seen a nightclub bouncer stop someone from coming in, unless they were dirty or had a weird vibe.

    • @deepdivin
      @deepdivin Před měsícem +3

      I mean from this story, apparently not. Maybe you do, but not everyone. Can't say 'we' anymore 😢

    • @aaroncochrane4467
      @aaroncochrane4467 Před měsícem +1

      @@deepdivinbro calm down 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thestraymrjay
    @thestraymrjay Před měsícem +27

    That bouncer straight doubled down

  • @kylecross9827
    @kylecross9827 Před měsícem +14

    One time at uni me and my friends queued to get into a nightclub for an entire hour, and as we got to the front the bouncers declared the queue needed to be single file for anybody to be let in, knowing damn well that was impossible. The queue would have been a mile long. Absolutely refused to let anybody in. Hour wasted, night ruined.

  • @LazarkGaming
    @LazarkGaming Před 13 dny +3

    I love bouncers. 90% are really chill guys, obviously there’s 10% on power trips who are proper cunts no matter who you are or what you do, but the majority are nice.

  • @jordan3400
    @jordan3400 Před měsícem +126

    Only time I’ve genuinely had beef with bouncers was a 5 foot nothing woman trying to kick me out for checking outside. I straight up told her and anyone else no because I wasn’t leaving my girlfriend inside, the head bouncer came over and said it was fine and told the woman off for being on a power trip. Morale of the story, don’t beef with bouncers unless you’re serious and in the right. They can tell.

  • @mattierichandthefellas5977
    @mattierichandthefellas5977 Před měsícem +28

    ‘Did she start yappin?’ 💀

  • @Sr68720
    @Sr68720 Před měsícem +56

    Really selling the club life here, waste of time and money.

    • @wackyadz06
      @wackyadz06 Před měsícem

      You broke!
      Imagine not being able to form your own opinion hahahaha. You tool

    • @meridian6042
      @meridian6042 Před měsícem +1

      def not my scene but everyone enjoys their time differently. I think go-karts is a waste of money too but some peeps really enjoy it

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Před měsícem

      ​@@meridian6042yep

  • @nvgirl1807
    @nvgirl1807 Před měsícem +7

    Clearly noone told the bouncer its owners describe it as a 'relaxed bar/lounge '

  • @hxreal7682
    @hxreal7682 Před měsícem +4

    Worst job: customer service

  • @Jaydash-
    @Jaydash- Před 26 dny +2

    bullies with a powertrip

  • @samysull333
    @samysull333 Před měsícem +3

    a myki inspector. real ones know.

  • @christopherjackaman7346
    @christopherjackaman7346 Před 14 dny +1

    I just want to apologise for this, we are not all like this, I have been told 9/10 times that I'm the nicest guard they've met, the other % is that really drunk person that no one around them likes.

  • @chinaxshop
    @chinaxshop Před 17 dny +1

    call police and have bouncer arrested for theft because he is stopping her from legally getting her belongings

  • @user-rm6cj7yj9i
    @user-rm6cj7yj9i Před 29 dny

    Just put it into perspective what the job entails.. standing at a door frame for 12 hour at stupid times like 2 in morning 😂

  • @Yukiandbear
    @Yukiandbear Před měsícem +1

    Bouncers should be on the list

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 Před měsícem +1

    I have a door supervisor badge but I ain't never worked a door just cause I haven't really got the right mentality for it. But I've worked with security guards who have been doormen, some are okay even decent guys but some are just arseholes with a power complex

  • @AdamRoberts11
    @AdamRoberts11 Před měsícem

    Some of the id’s he played in this set are unreal, Sem Vox ID, TP ID, eleganto ID, the express yourself ID, M&S ID, Absolutely unreal

  • @soullessmoriarty
    @soullessmoriarty Před 24 dny

    Night club bouncer here, the folk I refuse entry are ones that are already drunk, and even then if the club is open till 4/5am they would be told to just go sober up (eat something, water etc) and come back in an hour.

  • @lorenzodanielsld
    @lorenzodanielsld Před měsícem

    He don't answer back to bouncers 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alisoyupak2730
      @alisoyupak2730 Před měsícem

      I do, they’re very insecure but I’d love for them to try hit me so I can sue the fuck out of them😁

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před měsícem +1

    Bouncers are dangerous. I know stories from men and women who have been abused by them, and it is very scary.

  • @Unknown-to-you703
    @Unknown-to-you703 Před měsícem +13

    Bouncers will allow women in but men wesring homeless clothes even if it looks good they'll say no, but they dont realise they make more money letting the rich ok dressed people in because they care about class over money which is why people go to other areas
    I did the analysis for a company before, that was my conclusion and when i changed the code and hired bouncres who understood modern fashion they made 80% in the first quarter and later 120% by the end of the year while keeping class and wealth

  • @burns0100
    @burns0100 Před měsícem +1

    Yer you really can’t do that shit lol. Can’t just kick people out because you’re judging people on what they wear. There is a dress code for most venues but if you let them in and they have stuff inside and purchased stuff you can’t just kick them out based on you changing your mind.
    Dead inside and bros like “you hurt my feelings go away”.

  • @jacobplayzz9771
    @jacobplayzz9771 Před 13 dny

    Doesn’t sound like a miserable job, just the people who do it are 😂

  • @MrJungle123
    @MrJungle123 Před 27 dny

    100 Wardour Street sounds gash.

  • @iEvilNemesis
    @iEvilNemesis Před 12 dny +8

    that bouncer would get dropped

    • @mathiasolsen4784
      @mathiasolsen4784 Před 7 dny +1

      Youre probably 12

    • @patfurious3293
      @patfurious3293 Před 6 dny +2

      Not by you that's for sure 😂😂
      Bouncers have to have a license and training so at minimum they are better than the average Joe, and you're far below average

    • @iEvilNemesis
      @iEvilNemesis Před 6 dny +1

      @@mathiasolsen4784 good one pal. Come back when you learn how to spell.

    • @iEvilNemesis
      @iEvilNemesis Před 6 dny

      @@patfurious3293 thank you, i didn't know you knew me so well. That got me told.
      Idiot

    • @mathiasolsen4784
      @mathiasolsen4784 Před 6 dny +1

      @@iEvilNemesis I forgot an ' boohoo

  • @FQ99
    @FQ99 Před měsícem

    Complaint handler in a call centre. Police officer seems a bit shit too, but i say call centre from experience 😭

  • @stevetrevor7004
    @stevetrevor7004 Před měsícem +1

    Call center... couldn't last a week, soul killer

  • @tysonthelunatic1572
    @tysonthelunatic1572 Před 16 dny

    If you think a bouncer is the worst job you clearly have never actually had a job

  • @jtintheuk297
    @jtintheuk297 Před měsícem

    Most people doing security are very limited in intelligence and people skills doing what are dead end boring jobs. Must suck, understandable that some of them take the chance to point score over others.

  • @HBK-pm8yx
    @HBK-pm8yx Před 21 dnem

    To think you have more of a chance batterin a club bouncer then u do a real security guy bouncers aint anything

  • @3dfightclubfan
    @3dfightclubfan Před 2 dny

    Wearing a trackie on a night out. , , ? Would we. ?

  • @unclebensrice4702
    @unclebensrice4702 Před 28 dny

    I've met one or two sound bouncers out of thousands

    • @novaclan8542
      @novaclan8542 Před 25 dny

      It’s weird that cus all the bouncers I’ve met have all been sound, maybe it’s you and the ppl you’re around

    • @therealhb1763
      @therealhb1763 Před 22 dny

      @@novaclan8542definitely not they all at dickheads

  • @maximum34k38
    @maximum34k38 Před měsícem +1

    Why aren't tracksuits allowed?

    • @olza4562
      @olza4562 Před měsícem

      I've never fully understood it either but there is like a universal dress code in the UK. No tracksuits or trainers. People usually just wear jeans.

    • @maximum34k38
      @maximum34k38 Před měsícem

      @@olza4562 I live in UK but I've never been to a club

    • @olza4562
      @olza4562 Před měsícem

      @@maximum34k38 ah fairs. Yeah jeans is usually ur best bet if you ever go

  • @alextv293
    @alextv293 Před měsícem +5

    Just don’t wear trackies to a club. Pretty simple stuff, don’t look like a tramp X

    • @ryanhall478
      @ryanhall478 Před měsícem +1

      It’s really that simple🤣

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton Před 25 dny +1

      You're forgetting if you're a woman. Then you can wear what you like.

    • @ryanhall478
      @ryanhall478 Před 25 dny

      @@JustaDislikeButton your forgetting it’s common knowledge girls get in with anything because the bouncers are thirsty just turn up in the right clothes

  • @kezzab7961
    @kezzab7961 Před 13 dny

    Hate bouncers

  • @TheGlazedBook
    @TheGlazedBook Před měsícem

    All these influences talking about never having a normal job or miserable jobs that people do are gonna have a rude awakening in a few years

  • @jonathanVN1864
    @jonathanVN1864 Před 13 hodinami

    Sexism almost!

  • @ianhayes3980
    @ianhayes3980 Před 29 dny

    They let girls in no matter what they are wearing simply because if there are girls in there that will draw more guys in those guys will then splash tones of cash to try and impress the girls, it's the same reason clubs do things like half price drinks for girls on specific nights or will just let girls in for free, alot of clubs also pay girls to be there again because it draws in more guys who want to get laid thus they start spending crazy time amounts of money to impress the girls

    • @tysonfuryplays850
      @tysonfuryplays850 Před 5 dny

      Think they’re more lax with females simply because they want to be seen as a good guy and try get in their pants lol

  • @khanager2814
    @khanager2814 Před měsícem +3

    Some bouncers are assholes, but let’s be real, 9/10 times it’s the drunk guy who’s being the asshole.
    Anyone who doesn’t think this should try going out with their own mates sober. Often you realise you all act like tools. It’s fun by the way, not knocking it, but for us Brits and Aussies it can be interesting to see from the outside.

    • @GrizzlyAdams101
      @GrizzlyAdams101 Před 26 dny

      You’re right but it’s the way they deal with things at times. Plus who they are as people, they can’t wait for some little drunk 19 year old to gob off so 10 of them can jump on him😂 They don’t usually start it, but they just take it over the top and enjoy it.

  • @YewGassed
    @YewGassed Před měsícem

    Some bouncers are wankers but a lot of them are sound

    • @olza4562
      @olza4562 Před měsícem

      most of time if you just treat them with respect and wear jeans they won't care. Simon did neither of those things (not saying what the bouncer did was right either tbh)

  • @yusufgazi7
    @yusufgazi7 Před měsícem +1

    Simon sucks

  • @5ivestar65
    @5ivestar65 Před měsícem +1

    Imagine being rich and a famous and still getting denied to a club lol, fuck that just throw ya own events at that point 🤣

  • @umerahmed5397
    @umerahmed5397 Před měsícem

    Who is Amy?

    • @Sausage_260
      @Sausage_260 Před měsícem +1

      Friend of Talia and all the girls from sidemen, probably their friends as well.

    • @geronimo1357
      @geronimo1357 Před měsícem

      She is a good friend of Josh and Freya since school. Actually the reason Josh and Freya even met

  • @rafiu7660
    @rafiu7660 Před měsícem

    As a former bouncer, depending on the time you come in we will just make up excuses to not let you in, whether that is trainers, tracksuit, cargo or whatever. Especially because you said the bar was empty so I’m assuming it’s near closing time. Hell no, no one’s coming in because then to get them out it’s long

  • @Gngsht
    @Gngsht Před měsícem +1

    Bouncers are up there with policemen as the scummiest, had like 999999 bad and unfair experiences with them

    • @MrBounce66
      @MrBounce66 Před měsícem

      Sounds like the problem is you. Not them.

  • @secsec31
    @secsec31 Před 29 dny +1

    There are rules in place… doesn’t matter what you make, if you’re a scruff you’re not getting in. Dudes just doing his job. Entitled rich ponce

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton Před 25 dny +3

      Except he wasn't. The bouncer let someone else in with a tracksuit just because they were a woman, so obviously, there isn't a dress code against that, and he was just having a power trip.

  • @CIANMU11
    @CIANMU11 Před měsícem

    These guys are nothing but kids enterainers

  • @PlayrAds
    @PlayrAds Před měsícem +7

    A couple of rich Tories talking about which is the worst job like they know what a job is

    • @aleenafits
      @aleenafits Před měsícem +9

      You're so bitter😂 maybe work on your life and you'll be less miserable

    • @Rio-ri3op
      @Rio-ri3op Před měsícem +1

      Such a victim you

  • @statusworldz3257
    @statusworldz3257 Před měsícem +2

    He wouldn't say that answer if he didn't had that experience...
    Just coz a bouncer was not good with him ....
    Let's label the job as the most miserable one ...
    Like wtf..

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton Před 25 dny

      Or you can just imagine having to deal with hundreds of drunk people every day. Obviously, that is a horrible job.

  • @ReginaldDeliciousHunter
    @ReginaldDeliciousHunter Před měsícem +1

    Sounds like a made up story m, even Randy didn’t believe it

    • @ReginaldDeliciousHunter
      @ReginaldDeliciousHunter Před měsícem +1

      No one is that unreasonable, story is embellished

    • @alisoyupak2730
      @alisoyupak2730 Před měsícem +7

      @@ReginaldDeliciousHuntera bouncer not letting a guy in for dress code but allowing a girl? Have you ever stepped foot outside kid🤣 most normal story ever

  • @zalbert1098
    @zalbert1098 Před měsícem +1

    Bold coming from a CZcamsr

    • @xxgenjixx2284
      @xxgenjixx2284 Před měsícem +24

      What relevance is that 💀

    • @jordangoddard6047
      @jordangoddard6047 Před měsícem +12

      Bro if ur jealous that ur broke its ok it’s been 7 months of pure hating u can stop

  • @I_Scorched_You
    @I_Scorched_You Před měsícem +39

    Bruh. That's next level man. 😂 Should be glad he even got minter in full length pants lol. Sx, minter and jme always in shorts. Jj had to buy sx pants he didnt even own a pair.

    • @yesdcotchin
      @yesdcotchin Před měsícem +4

      Simon's in full-lengths all the time, tf you on about?!

    • @I_Scorched_You
      @I_Scorched_You Před měsícem +1

      @@yesdcotchin whatever 🙄😒💤😪😴🛌🛏️😌🥱😫

    • @saffronia2992
      @saffronia2992 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@yesdcotchinSimon has said that he has a preference for shorts and he's always in shorts when he's at home.

  • @bradfurniss3206
    @bradfurniss3206 Před měsícem

    Bouncers are a bunch of nobodies

  • @ImmJustBrian
    @ImmJustBrian Před měsícem

    I’m not a bouncer by any means, but to get an SIA badge, requires intelligence. You don’t just get them handed to you. And most clubs have rules that the bouncers have to follow. So that could mean - any female welcome no matter what they’re dresses in vs guys have to wear formal wear clothing. And usually a 70%-30% female to male ratio etc some do power trip yeah, but if you know you’re going out so just wear something decent init, problem solved. But then again, these CZcams peeps seem to think they’re above everyone else and can do what they like…. Well, welcome to the real world u suppose.

  • @jjaybizzy2
    @jjaybizzy2 Před měsícem

    see i’m glad im not ritch cause id i’ve payed thousands to get him sacked

  • @ltunesdownIoad
    @ltunesdownIoad Před měsícem +1

    The most miserable job from two people who have never had a real job

    • @aleenafits
      @aleenafits Před měsícem +8

      Imagine being so extremely wrong😂 jealousy is a disease

  • @dillonwalkingshaw3021
    @dillonwalkingshaw3021 Před měsícem +1

    Just shows how detached from reality they/ everyone in comments are because theres alot worse jobs then that like cleaning dirty toilets or working in mines abroad for Penny's a day theres about a 1000 miserable jobs too before being a bouncer

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton Před 25 dny +1

      Obviously. There is no real "worst job," but having to deal with hundreds of drunk people is pretty bad. Although obviously something like going to war is a way worse job.

    • @dillonwalkingshaw3021
      @dillonwalkingshaw3021 Před 25 dny

      @@JustaDislikeButton half the bouncers get the job coz there big guys that enjoy a fight it's a pretty easy job Monday to Thursday for the most part they have nothing todo but stand about easy wage that