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  • čas přidán 13. 04. 2020
  • Ben Wyatt: mayor of Ice Town, occasional Batman impersonator, and unwavering disciple of the calzone. Today we celebrate Ben's fandom with a trio of his most notorious pizza pocket projects: calzone-shaped apple pie, (poisonous) mini calzones, and the low-cal-calzone-zone. Pizza is better as a sandwich, isn't it?
    Music: "Juparo" by Broke for Free
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    Recipe: www.bingingwit...
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  • @mitchellwhisner1200
    @mitchellwhisner1200 Před 4 lety +5198

    “I wouldn’t call it that. It was more like a savory pastry, delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.”

    • @alyssabonner5671
      @alyssabonner5671 Před 4 lety +141

      Mitchell Whisner it was literally just a calzone

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet Před 4 lety +86

      Sounds like you’re describing a hot pocket

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 4 lety +116

      @@alyssabonner5671 It was LITERALLY a just a small calzone.

    • @radmoonable
      @radmoonable Před 4 lety +32

      @RYAN MONESTERIO it's a direct quote from the show.

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 Před 4 lety +16

      Isn’t a small, savory stuffed pastry fundamentally an empanada?

  • @abc68130
    @abc68130 Před 4 lety +6814

    How to flex in 2019: Let me just get one of my Lamborghinis
    How to flex in 2020: Let me just get my giant bag of dry yeast.

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal Před 4 lety +98

      yeah man, can't find yeast anywhere now

    • @tomaskalinka5679
      @tomaskalinka5679 Před 4 lety +43

      @@1mSeal Would it be drastically different if you made your immortal sourdough starter ?

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal Před 4 lety +4

      @@tomaskalinka5679 You kinda lost me here. what do you mean?

    • @thaumatomane
      @thaumatomane Před 4 lety +50

      @@1mSeal If you get or make a sourdough culture you will have a constantly growing source of levening agent. The sourdough bacterial culture will grow (you just have to feed it) and you can use that to make many things. It never runs out since it replenishes itself. The main issue is that it does not lend itself to everything. Some things that need to be super airy will likely do best with yeast.

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal Před 4 lety +34

      @@thaumatomane I just looked at this option now, and while it is interesting, i doubt it fits, i want to do the NY style Pizza dough, and that is already a three day operation, now add the week i need for the Sourdough culture, this is way too long for me.
      however, while looking at this option you had led me to look up at high natural yeast having products like raisins, apples skins, potato water.
      And since i do have a bunch of potatoes, i might try that, so thanks for the indirect help :)

  • @Malloc42
    @Malloc42 Před 4 lety +4237

    And don't forget Pawnee's town slogan, "First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity"

    • @jacob8928
      @jacob8928 Před 4 lety +115

      Pawnee: Welcome Vietnamese soldiers!

    • @iiovemiku
      @iiovemiku Před 4 lety +117

      @@jacob8928 "Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp."

    • @cranberryjuice960
      @cranberryjuice960 Před 4 lety +58

      birthplace of julia roberts

    • @eaglesattack
      @eaglesattack Před 4 lety +71

      Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit

    • @MrMoodrow
      @MrMoodrow Před 4 lety +47

      Pawnee: when you're their, you're home

  • @willbransford5688
    @willbransford5688 Před 4 lety +6548

    If Ben had a diet organic restaurant in California his restaurant would be called the local so-cal low-cal calzone zone

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana Před 4 lety +3847

    I love how Ben loves Calzones so much that he even tries to make the pronounciation more complicated than it is.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira Před 4 lety +125

      "Uh-Cal-zon-eh!"

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx Před 4 lety +71

      “Uh-Cal-uh-zon-a”

    • @hongkongatonn
      @hongkongatonn Před 4 lety +40

      "Uh-cala-zone-neh"

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy Před 4 lety +21

      "Uh-Cal-a-zo-neh-zo-neh-neh"

    • @dave3938
      @dave3938 Před 3 lety +16

      bluesira minus the uh that’s pretty much how it’s supposed to be pronounced being an Italian word 😂

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  Před 4 lety +2337

    It was LITERALLY just a small calzone.
    EDIT: 4 *millimeters* not centimeters. My bad.

  • @Ultimaniacx4
    @Ultimaniacx4 Před 3 lety +1390

    "The calzones...betrayed me?" Is one of my all time favorite lines of Parks and Rec.

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 Před 3 lety +58

      The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water lying about being milk.

    • @Ultimaniacx4
      @Ultimaniacx4 Před 3 lety +9

      @@nooneinparticular469 Thats also a super strong one.

  • @Frozenwinter84
    @Frozenwinter84 Před 4 lety +1951

    If you do a paunchburger episode, dont forget the "child" sized soda or Water+

    • @doctorofskillz2932
      @doctorofskillz2932 Před 4 lety +46

      Water zero

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc Před 4 lety +54

      @@doctorofskillz2932 diet water zero light...it has only 60 calories per serving.

    • @7upcan502
      @7upcan502 Před 4 lety +10

      That episode litterslly made me sick and I eat a lot

    • @bonkai68
      @bonkai68 Před 3 lety +15

      @Lavender-Reboot roughly there size of a 2 year old child if they were liquified

    • @nghstudios65
      @nghstudios65 Před 3 lety +1

      It was a milkshake.

  • @nathanieljoseph9077
    @nathanieljoseph9077 Před 4 lety +6321

    “And whats a pie? A SWEET CALZONE”-Ben Wyatt

  • @AngryTheGnome
    @AngryTheGnome Před 4 lety +1551

    in Italy we call the small frying calzoni: "panzerotti" which translate roughly to "small bellys"

    • @JordanWallac3
      @JordanWallac3 Před 4 lety +58

      small belly that makes a big belly

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 Před 4 lety +21

      In Indonesia we call them "Pastel"
      Which is weird and nobody knows why we call them that.

    • @dogebama
      @dogebama Před 4 lety +10

      IN AMERICA WE CALL THEM TAUGHT BALLS

    • @karasking4862
      @karasking4862 Před 4 lety +5

      That is adorable and I love it.

    • @whatwouldtarado213
      @whatwouldtarado213 Před 4 lety +19

      THANK YOU! I grew up in NJ and yelled "THAT'S A PANZEROTTI!" at my computer screen.

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n Před 3 lety +752

    Babish: "in another bowl combine threequartersofacupofsugaroneandahalfoftablespoonsofcornstarchonequartercupofbrownsugartwoteaspoonsofcinnamonhalfteaspoonofgroundgingerhalfteaspoonofgroundallspicecornteaspoonofgroundcloveszestofonelemonandteaspoonofkoshersalt."
    Me: "Sugar and salt then. Got it!"

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold Před 3 lety +429

    "Haverford rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me! I’m not your maid!"
    ~Tom Haverford

  • @krishnavenugopal5680
    @krishnavenugopal5680 Před 4 lety +2863

    Not gonna lie but the “Low cal calzone zone” is a pretty sick name

  • @beansontoast6622
    @beansontoast6622 Před 4 lety +918

    Ron's order from Paunch Burger when he's making a point to Leslie.

    • @bluestone227
      @bluestone227 Před 4 lety +29

      Ron's paunch burger that he put a banana in

    • @D_Boone
      @D_Boone Před 4 lety +8

      And then put a banana on it and eat it.

    • @limeminun6042
      @limeminun6042 Před 4 lety

      lol

    • @tierneymay980
      @tierneymay980 Před 4 lety +9

      @@D_Boone He must be so happy to be allergic to bananas, to be able to say no to that request

    • @BayouChamps
      @BayouChamps Před 4 lety +5

      "Ughh. 'Number Two' is right." -Anne Perkins.

  • @craggywag5482
    @craggywag5482 Před 4 lety +613

    "it's just pizza that's harder to eat!"
    -Leslie Knope, 2014

    • @TapKim
      @TapKim Před 4 lety +14

      but also better

    • @audee575
      @audee575 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TapKim i dunno fam pepsi lowkey better

    • @audee575
      @audee575 Před 4 lety +16

      @Sofa King so how tf should it be like

    • @zeroast9474
      @zeroast9474 Před 3 lety +9

      @Sofa King what is the proper way to do it then?

    • @javierescuella731
      @javierescuella731 Před 3 lety +16

      Sofa King there’s more than one way to make a calzone bud

  • @hufflepufflez3293
    @hufflepufflez3293 Před 4 lety +1637

    if this man ever had fanfiction written about him the focus on his forearms would be disturbing

    • @AlexR05e
      @AlexR05e Před 4 lety +283

      This is... such a cursed comment. You’re not wrong however and a terrible part of me wants to get to writing now.

    • @hufflepufflez3293
      @hufflepufflez3293 Před 4 lety +105

      @@AlexR05e oh, _please_ do

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 Před 4 lety +30

      All I can do is hope this doesn't exist

    • @abluejayc3503
      @abluejayc3503 Před 4 lety +44

      @@ellabrown4248 the easiest thing to do is not to go look for it

    • @denny.moiras
      @denny.moiras Před 4 lety +14

      If you were able to think it somebody probably did too and I hope that probably is incorrect

  • @dhawthorne1634
    @dhawthorne1634 Před 4 lety +471

    "Food IS magical. There's this one place that makes calzones that tell you how you are going to die."
    Calzone: "You are going to die by choking on a calzone."

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 Před 4 lety +5

      D Hawthorne haha just kidding, a giant is gonna sit on you

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 Před 4 lety +2

      Calzones from We Bare Bears

    • @dhawthorne1634
      @dhawthorne1634 Před 4 lety

      @@VanNessy97 No, SVTFOE.

    • @dhawthorne1634
      @dhawthorne1634 Před 4 lety

      @@scrumptious5110 Nope, CIC got it right. It was a joke. They really had died by a giant sitting on their face.

    • @tomiokatheanimator1306
      @tomiokatheanimator1306 Před 4 lety

      D Hawthorne I knew I remembered that quote from somewhere

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +530

    "Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature. See a doctor."
    -Binging with Babish 2020

  • @demetergrasseater
    @demetergrasseater Před 4 lety +138

    Tiny deep-fried calzone is defined by us Puerto Ricans as the only permissible way to make empanadas.

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 Před 4 lety +3

      My mom makes empanadas but she makes them like little apple pies instead of the meat filling

    • @scrubthedub69
      @scrubthedub69 Před 3 lety

      Amen

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque Před rokem

      ​@@brock8061 I've also heard of pineapple or strawberries in empanadas

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 Před 3 lety +41

    “Part skimmed ricotta which is kind of like wallpaper paste” 😂

  • @frankbradley4487
    @frankbradley4487 Před 4 lety +804

    PAUNCH BURGER AND MEAT TORNADO AND LESLIE’S WAFFLES COMBINED EPISODE WHEN!?

    • @presarioman
      @presarioman Před 4 lety +14

      Omg, the meat tornado!

    • @maxijgo23
      @maxijgo23 Před 4 lety +26

      @@presarioman It literally killed a guy last year.

    • @etenterprises
      @etenterprises Před 4 lety +16

      You had me at meat tornado.

    • @frankbradley4487
      @frankbradley4487 Před 4 lety +8

      Jeff Lee {proceeds to drop desk drawer on the ground.}

    • @John-nd7il
      @John-nd7il Před 4 lety +2

      It’s called the Swanson.

  • @erfling1
    @erfling1 Před 3 lety +24

    I used to work at a place that both made calzones and had a deep fryer, and also had a slow season. Long story short, deep fried calzones are very good. Also deep fried desert calzones, with chocolate inside

  • @opnic_
    @opnic_ Před 3 lety +120

    “Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature, see a doctor.”
    I’m dead

    • @lumberjack7178
      @lumberjack7178 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @ASDAPOI
      @ASDAPOI Před 3 lety +10

      Should’ve gone to see that doctor

    • @nikorobinson6336
      @nikorobinson6336 Před 3 lety +1

      Hmm I'm just backed up nothing to worry about

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 Před 3 lety

      Maybe just send a picture of them to all of your female employees, that should fix the problem

    • @cofl71
      @cofl71 Před 3 lety

      Genuine spit-take. :)

  • @hudsonmaks3989
    @hudsonmaks3989 Před 4 lety +1609

    He says he doesn’t understand the people of Pawnee, he must be an Eagletonian

  • @Amy_Sax
    @Amy_Sax Před 4 lety +244

    Babish: "out of breath a few times"
    Me: Casually moves away from laptop.

    • @jiraph52
      @jiraph52 Před 4 lety +13

      **I move away from the laptop to breathe in

    • @fhat_the_wuck
      @fhat_the_wuck Před 4 lety

      Oh good, i'm not the only one who did that then.

    • @jagtan13
      @jagtan13 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jiraph52 Tay Z.

    • @coolfrisbee
      @coolfrisbee Před 4 lety +1

      He had it a few episodes ago, and seeing this one made me happy that he's recovered =)

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Před 4 lety +222

    You should do the Pawnee Unity Day Burger...
    “I love Pawnee, I just ordered a small burger; and both the buns were mini pizzas...”
    I’m imagining deep dishes...

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 Před 4 lety +14

      At some point he has to make jj’s diner waffles

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier Před 3 lety +59

    I just noticed Babish said "four-ish _centimetres_ thick" when rolling out mini calzone dough XD
    don't do that! Four-ish _millimetres_ is far more reasonable

  • @aztolfoz
    @aztolfoz Před 4 lety +1503

    "You were expecting a JoJo episode, but it was me, a calzone episode!"

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 Před 4 lety +29

      aztolfoz KONO DIO DA

    • @cantaffordmanga3908
      @cantaffordmanga3908 Před 4 lety +58

      Yeah my hopes are that Andrew makes Mista’s strawberry cake, or some of Tonio Trussardi’s food. I’m pretty sure there are ingredients in the manga.

    • @troyhilario2770
      @troyhilario2770 Před 4 lety +22

      KONO CALZONE DA !!!

    • @have5599
      @have5599 Před 4 lety +29

      I hope he makes the baby shit banana pudding

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid Před 4 lety +9

      Calzone! How many times are you going to delay the JoJo episode?

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 4 lety +338

    "burnished and browned and ... b'done"
    I come for the cooking skill but I stay for the alliteration.

  • @reioni2143
    @reioni2143 Před 4 lety +250

    7:35 You sure you don’t mean millimeters? 4 centimeters is like an inch and a half.

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 Před 4 lety +18

    I never watched a single episode of Parks and Rec, but I can tell the writer or writers of the show really loves food.

  • @spzaruba5089
    @spzaruba5089 Před 4 lety +1879

    Friend: Why do you like calzones? They're only a quesadilla pizza.
    Me: You made my point.
    (Edit: much love to the fans of quesadilla pizzas! Thank you.)

    • @alanwiggins47
      @alanwiggins47 Před 4 lety +40

      Or are quesadillas a Mexican calzone?

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater Před 4 lety +39

      A pizza is an unfolded calzone...

    • @kevintapia1760
      @kevintapia1760 Před 4 lety +4

      alan wiggins no since a quesadilla I shut but not sealed so no

    • @shiroiku9314
      @shiroiku9314 Před 4 lety

      @@kevintapia1760 Shut up

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 Před 4 lety

      @@kevintapia1760 not necessarilly

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Před 4 lety +440

    Babish is such a perfectionist that I thought he was actually going to give himself food poisoning for the video

  • @westnilesnipes
    @westnilesnipes Před 4 lety +68

    “The calzones....betrayed me!?” Lol
    God bless Ben Wyatt and his love of calzones 😂

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 Před 4 lety +2

      I wish he had started some sort of restaurant like Tom did. Or he could’ve made his calzones at toms bistro

    • @westnilesnipes
      @westnilesnipes Před 4 lety

      Brock The Calzone-zone! Lol

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 Před 4 lety +1

      WestNileSnipes I KNOW I really wanted him to make that restaurant at some point

  • @callumjames7776
    @callumjames7776 Před 4 lety +220

    That is LITERALLY the best idea I’ve ever heard.

    • @avar.9926
      @avar.9926 Před 4 lety +29

      You'd be lying if you didn't read that comment in the Chris traeger voice.

    • @ShrapnelTwo
      @ShrapnelTwo Před 4 lety +19

      Scientists believe that the first human to live 150 years has already been born.
      I believe I am that human.

    • @ericac6648
      @ericac6648 Před 4 lety +15

      ann perkins! ;)

    • @wyliemercado3757
      @wyliemercado3757 Před 4 lety +8

      *two seconds later* That is LITERALLY the worst idea ever

    • @leongkinwai9709
      @leongkinwai9709 Před 3 lety +1

      That idea is terrible.

  • @deez581
    @deez581 Před 4 lety +421

    WHY IS THIS EPISODE GOING SO FAST

  • @titovelez989
    @titovelez989 Před 4 lety +1563

    Babish: "Jojo episode next week"
    Me: "Oh God, he's gonna make the tea"

    • @OTSND
      @OTSND Před 4 lety +46

      underrated post right here

    • @funnyname2922
      @funnyname2922 Před 4 lety +101

      He's gonna make water that makes you cry

    • @OnionJuice517
      @OnionJuice517 Před 4 lety +117

      Next Time on Binging with Babish: Shigechi's Sandwich

    • @deadchanellmao9929
      @deadchanellmao9929 Před 4 lety +26

      NOT THE TEA

    • @spcolcord
      @spcolcord Před 4 lety +54

      Remigiusz Ruciński step one: cut off hand of attractive women. Step two: place in sandwich bag. Done

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick Před 4 lety +7

    I got flashbacks to when Babish put actual blood sweat and tears in the Matilda cake and completely thought he would put expired sausage in the calzone for accuracy

  • @unleashedplayer
    @unleashedplayer Před 3 lety +16

    Now THIS is the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

  • @Frankenbutt99
    @Frankenbutt99 Před 4 lety +663

    Broke: Binging with Babish
    Woke: *The low-cal calzone zone*

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude Před 4 lety +624

    Babish: “Hey guys sorry I couldn’t get the Jojo episode out”
    Also Babish: “Hmm lets do Paunch Burger next episode”

    • @babishculinaryuniverse
      @babishculinaryuniverse  Před 4 lety +189

      Just joshing - Jojo episode drops next week, I got ahold of the rennet for some mozzarella-making!

    • @doppovulkan8449
      @doppovulkan8449 Před 4 lety +23

      We were memein' babby.
      Also I'm gonna use this opportunity to say that I heckin' love you holy crap you're amazing
      You're the very reason I started cooking and experimenting at home, oh and Coronavirus is also the reason for that.

    • @danielludwig647
      @danielludwig647 Před 4 lety +35

      @@babishculinaryuniverse aww shit, are we getting an episode based on Tonio's restaurant?? I'm down.

    • @marcelneudorf9340
      @marcelneudorf9340 Před 4 lety +9

      @@babishculinaryuniverse is your Mozzarella also going to heal the consumers body?

    • @pendularnuncius2618
      @pendularnuncius2618 Před 4 lety +7

      @@babishculinaryuniverse really hope the mozzarella is for tonio's restaurant and not that scene from steel ball run.

  • @komico11
    @komico11 Před 4 lety +18

    Me: Did this man just use his protein powder lid as a cutter?
    My brain: Yes he did....yes he did

  • @ITSM3JON
    @ITSM3JON Před 4 lety +18

    I get so hyped to cook this stuff and then he says some "let that shit rest for 18 hours " D:

  • @SmilesTheAce
    @SmilesTheAce Před 4 lety +322

    This brought back a memory of a very obscure TV show called “Ed” about a guy who owned a bowling alley. Anyway, one episode one of the cooks had an idea of deep frying a whole apple pie instead of a calzone shaped one. Always wanted to try it, but I know it maybe a little dangerous since I don’t have a big enough deep fryer. Haha!

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 Před 4 lety

      Dew it.

    • @nicebot337
      @nicebot337 Před 4 lety +2

      You can do it but smaller ?

    • @edstirling
      @edstirling Před 4 lety +8

      make small ones. sounds like a killer fritter.

    • @jameslanders3421
      @jameslanders3421 Před 4 lety

      I love Ed. I wish they could release it again. Stupid music rights.

    • @arwen-_-E.M.P.
      @arwen-_-E.M.P. Před 4 lety

      Ryann Soriano
      I have nine syllables for you:
      The king of random, And a Bathtub.

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před 4 lety +843

    corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog.

    • @majestichotwings6974
      @majestichotwings6974 Před 4 lety +23

      Cursed

    • @velcro1061
      @velcro1061 Před 4 lety +34

      Corn bone? You mean the cob

    • @closetwarrior
      @closetwarrior Před 4 lety +95

      @@velcro1061 No. Corn bone.

    • @emilyguzman8599
      @emilyguzman8599 Před 4 lety +19

      Corn bone sound like Joe Exotics neighbor's name

    • @Nikkitapup
      @Nikkitapup Před 4 lety +9

      This is an awful thing to ask for.
      Someone figured out how to do it.
      But only Babish could make it not terrible.
      Not that I know why he'd do it because it doesn't really fit either of his cooking show categories.

  • @edim108
    @edim108 Před 4 lety +150

    The mini calzones are just "pierogi but made by an Italian".

  • @gourmetchocolatemilk9639
    @gourmetchocolatemilk9639 Před 3 lety +6

    See, the calzone love is where i feel a connection with Ben. The traditional-breakfast love is where i feel a connection with Ron.

  • @lemmadogman4924
    @lemmadogman4924 Před 4 lety +412

    “Empanadas - I mean calzones” REAL every time I see that scene I think “that’s literally an empanada”

    • @EmblaWanderer
      @EmblaWanderer Před 4 lety +7

      And the small ones are 'empanadillas'

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe Před 4 lety +34

      I mean they have different names in every culture. Putting a filling inside a pastry casing is a good way to transport it. It's why it's a worker's food. Everyone basically went "this is a good idea" on their own and created the same thing through trial and error.

    • @yogawarriorgirl
      @yogawarriorgirl Před 4 lety +14

      @@ArtemisScribe High-calorie food in transportable shell, the thing that unites the world!

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama Před 4 lety +7

      That must have been the point of this video then.
      Because he opens it with "calzones" and the first thing he made was just a fucking apple pie lol

    • @ricvg9386
      @ricvg9386 Před 4 lety +5

      I just remembered a few months ago I went to this empanada place near my house and they had a pretty weird one with dulce de leche and cheese, and of course I had to order it. It was surprisingly good, so I'll just leave that information here, if any of you guys have dulce de leche and want to taste a weird calzone- I mean, empanada, give it a try.

  • @Sam-pg8cs
    @Sam-pg8cs Před 4 lety +684

    No one:
    *Andrew’s fork:* ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
    He used the fork shake of excellence in his new episode I’m dead 💀💀💀

    • @Al-zs6tq
      @Al-zs6tq Před 4 lety +20

      5:52

    • @IanMossMakeMoss
      @IanMossMakeMoss Před 4 lety +26

      Andrews hand after every bite in every video:⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

    • @wawa95035
      @wawa95035 Před 4 lety +1

      Water ok but why did I laugh

    • @jordanjohnston3678
      @jordanjohnston3678 Před 4 lety +9

      Natarattata here’s why. It is a response to certain external or internal stimuli. Laughter can arise from such activities as being tickled, or from humorous stories or thoughts. On some occasions, however, it may be caused by contrary emotional states such as embarrassment, apology, or confusion such as nervous laughter or courtesy laugh.

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo Před 4 lety

      @@IanMossMakeMoss crumbs and juices, existent or not, shall be returned to the metaphorical plate

  • @endurogod5230
    @endurogod5230 Před 4 lety +18

    I was watching this at 1.25× speed and when he started talking extra fast i thought I was tripping

  • @KimberlyS01
    @KimberlyS01 Před 4 lety +7

    By the way, if you're trying to avoid filling leakage, try to make sure there's as little air trapped in your dumpling/calzone before you seal it up.

  • @POTATOEH81
    @POTATOEH81 Před 4 lety +508

    It would be really nice if babish made an episode about Heavy's Sandwich from TF2 in memory of Rick May the voice actor of TF2's Soldier and peppy hare from Starfox 64 who recently passed away from The Coronavirus
    Edit Inspired from the replies : and maybe some of the other iconic foodstuffs if one sandwich isn't enough material for a video

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 Před 4 lety +21

      Rick May dude.
      I agree though, tribute food from Babish would be cool.

    • @blackironwalterkus3851
      @blackironwalterkus3851 Před 4 lety +7

      Dude if you’re going to do a tribute, at least try and spell the guys name right.

    • @POTATOEH81
      @POTATOEH81 Před 4 lety +14

      I'm sorry , google Autocorrects May to Ray for me because it's my friends name and I use it commonly

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 4 lety +4

      POTATO EH-81-ATG Bruh you did it again

    • @POTATOEH81
      @POTATOEH81 Před 4 lety +7

      @@oddacity5883 goddammit , sorry

  • @kyralumpkin1974
    @kyralumpkin1974 Před 4 lety +16

    You should do the tomato sandwich from Harriett the Spy!
    I’d love to see how you would babish the simpleness of it!

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord Před 4 lety +8

    And this (5:30) is when I realized he has the apple calzone in the background.
    Lol

  • @earlgrey8143
    @earlgrey8143 Před 4 lety +141

    "Haha! You thought this was the Jojo episode... but it was me, Ben Wyatt!"

  • @thejackalope2622
    @thejackalope2622 Před 4 lety +292

    Is "Apple calzone" another way to say "almost a whole apple pie"?

  • @DATA-qt3nb
    @DATA-qt3nb Před 4 lety +6

    for sure, whenever i use skim mozz i have to grate a little parm, romano, or Ricotta Salata for a tiny amount of genuine cheese flavor.

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord Před 3 lety +3

    “These people live and die for something called Paunch burger. Maybe I’ll try that.”
    And that’s what brought us to this day.

  • @danielgeroe1166
    @danielgeroe1166 Před 4 lety +123

    You should do "Ron's Paunch Burger." Ann tells Ron in one episode that needs more potassium. Ron is so opposed to plant-based food he physically can't eat the banana. He smashes it in a burger to eat it.
    So.... banana burgers?

  • @yerkomunozb.3537
    @yerkomunozb.3537 Před 4 lety +282

    "That's where the testicular similarities end, because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature: see a doctor." - Binging with Babish 4:53

  • @songoku7390
    @songoku7390 Před 4 lety

    Little tip on the crimping, start from the center and work toward the edges with both hands simultaneously with a slight twist towards the ends for decoration

  • @the_bamboozler9613
    @the_bamboozler9613 Před 4 lety +88

    2:55 my sister has one of those but she keeps it in her room guess she like to cook in her room

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct Před 4 lety +36

      I'm sad that I dont even need to click the time stamp to know you're making a joke about the immersion blender

    • @samthomas4074
      @samthomas4074 Před 4 lety +2

      Damn I need to cook in my room

    • @AmraphelofShinar
      @AmraphelofShinar Před 3 lety +15

      Does her use of this device lead to what we see at 2:45?

    • @ashmitsingh6995
      @ashmitsingh6995 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AmraphelofShinar when you accidentally chuck your pasta water but remember you're cooking in your room and have an immersion blender

  • @thefool_1164
    @thefool_1164 Před 4 lety +101

    Whenever andy really likes the food he makes his utensil bounce up and down after the bite
    Its the victory dance of the cooking world

  • @KittyCatThang
    @KittyCatThang Před 4 lety +167

    "About 4-sih centimeters thick" Me, swapping back to this tab in confusion: That's a thick ass calzone-????

    • @jozsefgal9939
      @jozsefgal9939 Před 4 lety +16

      he probably meant millimeters, but I was confused too XD

    • @gabryelshepard4803
      @gabryelshepard4803 Před 4 lety +2

      I was hoping somebody else noticed that lmao

    • @KittyCatThang
      @KittyCatThang Před 4 lety +2

      @@jozsefgal9939 Oh he definitely did, but it just made me laugh when I heard that. XD

    • @vende6137
      @vende6137 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, scrolled down to the comments too because of that one.

    • @jozsefgal9939
      @jozsefgal9939 Před 4 lety

      @@KittyCatThang yeah I was like: uhm wat?

  • @annabellelin7730
    @annabellelin7730 Před rokem +3

    I think it's fitting that you picked sausage.
    Botulinum, which is one of the nastier food poisoning bacteria, was named because it was found in contaminated sausage. The "botulus" part means sausage.

  • @alexlodervo
    @alexlodervo Před 4 lety

    "Ben Wyatt" by First of October was stuck on a loop in my head for this entire video, and I'm here for it

  • @shanewoods6440
    @shanewoods6440 Před 4 lety +96

    Babish: "roll out to about 4-ish centimetres thick"
    I think he definitely meant millimeters. 'Murica

  • @SteveSmith-sd5hq
    @SteveSmith-sd5hq Před 4 lety +573

    Andrew these days:
    *Breathes*
    "Air, courtesy of America's Test Kitchen."

    • @maggots7131
      @maggots7131 Před 4 lety +6

      Steve Smith American Test Kitchen is your god

  • @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld
    @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld Před 2 lety +2

    "That's where the testicular similarity ends. If your balls do this after two hours, see a doctor." I'm in love with you.

  • @jorgeespinoza6645
    @jorgeespinoza6645 Před 2 lety

    “Dough needing mits?” “Andrew, GET IN HERE NOW!” -Ron Swanson

  • @g9luvsyoutube
    @g9luvsyoutube Před 4 lety +242

    “ A *CCCAAAlllLLLooOOOZZZZOOOOooooonNNNEEEEsszzzzz...* “

    • @Someone-sj7ep
      @Someone-sj7ep Před 4 lety +1

      AxxL what?

    • @retr016
      @retr016 Před 4 lety

      oh, it's the disabled CZcamsr, again.

    • @Someone-sj7ep
      @Someone-sj7ep Před 4 lety +1

      MT 611 I am not disabled

    • @Mikey-pl3hz
      @Mikey-pl3hz Před 4 lety +1

      @@Someone-sj7ep talking about the first reply guy, not you i hope

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 Před 4 lety +1

      “Or as you Americans call it calzones”

  • @valeriemunday8814
    @valeriemunday8814 Před 4 lety +383

    "In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American citizen, I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number Two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, Hash Browns, Chili Cheese Fries, and one poached egg.”
    "Ugh, number 2 is right."

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth Před 4 lety +5

      That sounds delicious though. I want like 6 poached eggs though.

    • @xgotSOLE
      @xgotSOLE Před 4 lety +4

      Babish should include a banana in the burger. For... you know... his health

    • @Mumbungua
      @Mumbungua Před 4 lety

      I want this

  • @KayleeGridleyLimitless
    @KayleeGridleyLimitless Před 4 lety +6

    All these P&R foods are making me want to rewatch it. Again. I love that show.
    Edit: i really want his books they seem like a great read, even if you aren't going to cook all the recipes, which I would def try to do.

  • @ominofail6826
    @ominofail6826 Před 4 lety +17

    as an italian i must admit ive never seen calzone made with pie dough xD
    looks good though

  • @DaFro3713
    @DaFro3713 Před 4 lety +233

    Haverford rule number one: avoid any food where sauce is served on the side. Drizzle it on for me, I’m not your maaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

  • @samrosen9748
    @samrosen9748 Před 4 lety +47

    The accounting firm getting Ben calzones for cracking the case is the happiest moment in TV history

  • @hotlinechernobyl5157
    @hotlinechernobyl5157 Před 4 lety +3

    "Tiny wisk to combine" tiny WANGJANGLE! YES!

  • @salownsu123
    @salownsu123 Před 4 lety +1

    I just wanna say, as much as I like your videos in general, I never knew how much I needed a hyper sped up recipe with sped up video. I'm starting to be a half decent home chef and if online recipes were always presented like this, I wouldn't have to skim through 8 minutes of fluff tossed between important parts and realize I have to go back cause I skipped an important part.

  • @UniCorn-vq1xo
    @UniCorn-vq1xo Před 4 lety +170

    4:55 „if your balls do this after 1 1/2 hours at room temperature go see a doctor” 😂

  • @expiredlunch
    @expiredlunch Před 4 lety +326

    Me: uses sea salt instead of kosher salt
    Culinary gods: So you have chosen death

    • @TheRexTera
      @TheRexTera Před 4 lety +10

      The only difference is that you might want to change your measurements since the grains of salt might be in different sizes. Example is: one table spoon of finely grained table salt is much more than one table spoon of kosher salt that have bigger grains of salt and gives room for more air around each grains.

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 Před 4 lety +11

      @@TheRexTera - one word,
      grams.
      that's the word, grams is the word, ababa umamamau, have you heard that gRams is the woRd-
      (I don't know I'm trying to make this at least a comment worth posting instead of looking like an asshat about grams and tablespoons)

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite Před 4 lety +2

      @@pikariocraftf2802 ABABA UMAMAMAU

  • @dabisbadbegim4680
    @dabisbadbegim4680 Před 4 lety +22

    Babish: mini calzones
    Russians: pirozhki blyat

  • @aries_chaos
    @aries_chaos Před rokem

    the fork bouncing on that apple calzone pie.. wow. Next level.

  • @nook8942
    @nook8942 Před 4 lety +34

    After binging the whole show in a month, I only think of Ben every time I hear that word. And I got him stuck in my head for hours

  • @nicholasherdzik5567
    @nicholasherdzik5567 Před 4 lety +388

    Andrew: Delays JoJo episode.
    JoJo fans: OH NO!

  • @prinzuh
    @prinzuh Před rokem +20

    that's crazy how he was able to keep up while cooking with his fast talking

  • @tushfinger
    @tushfinger Před 4 lety

    Babish does the best job of making any food. I hope its okay to use his recipe. I would modify slightly, kick up the dough by putting lots of smashed garlic in the dough, brush with olive oil and dust with grated reg. parm., next I would season ricotta with lots of oregano after it was drained, also drain the full fat mozz., add copious amount of garlic to the marinara. Also make the 'zone very small, better for dipping. Thank you Babish!

  • @ginnygriffin2148
    @ginnygriffin2148 Před 4 lety +183

    Initially I thought “why do the dessert calzone first?” Then I remembered being an adult means you can have dessert first whenever you want. Being an adult is sick.

  • @nikelsndimes3937
    @nikelsndimes3937 Před 4 lety +304

    “Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir” - Leslie Knope

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před 4 lety +7

      I don't know if they're harder to eat, but each time, it feel like I have half less pizza than all the other pizzas on the menu... so I never order them XD

    • @parkesc7832
      @parkesc7832 Před 4 lety +8

      Agree, pizza is just more straightforward and visible

    • @jobama9909
      @jobama9909 Před 4 lety

      Parkesc78 no no no no no

    • @galacticravioli3217
      @galacticravioli3217 Před 4 lety

      have size ones are like a pizza taco though, also frozen calzones are like 1000% better than frozen pizza

    • @NclinedMuzaclly
      @NclinedMuzaclly Před 4 lety

      Hate calzones because the filling is never cooked to my liking

  • @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777

    The last time I heard someone say "divide it in twain" so casually was in a Rowan Atkinson skit

  • @allanjohnson8951
    @allanjohnson8951 Před 3 lety +4

    7:30
    Since you're basically making pizza dumplings, it would work better to instead divide the dough into equally sized balls (probably like an inch and a half) and roll them out with a dowel so that the edges are thinner than the center. Then when you crimp them, you don't end up with a thick rope of crust across the front of your beautiful -dumplings- mini calzones

  • @Signs-tm9cv
    @Signs-tm9cv Před 4 lety +144

    “That idea is terrible”- Chris Treger

  • @RayBlendertube
    @RayBlendertube Před 4 lety +480

    "Mini-Calzone" is called "Panzerotto". Calzone is when it's baked, Panzerotto when it's deep-fried.

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 Před 4 lety +20

      But in this case it's an empanada. Because, you know, pie dough.

    • @matzmx
      @matzmx Před 4 lety +5

      But it's actually pronounced "samosa" lol

    • @RayBlendertube
      @RayBlendertube Před 4 lety +12

      @@matzmx Samosa is an entire different thing.

    • @michaelwodz9807
      @michaelwodz9807 Před 4 lety +5

      Ok italian

    • @MoeZarella
      @MoeZarella Před 4 lety +5

      Panzerotto könnte auch mein Opa sein

  • @Verzero
    @Verzero Před 4 lety +1

    7:36 when he said centimeters i literally said in the middle of my living room "WHAT"

  • @josed.2534
    @josed.2534 Před 3 lety +4

    Me: Wait, a calzone is basically a giant empanada
    Ben: always has been

  • @Supradrew
    @Supradrew Před 4 lety +4

    The second job I held in the industry at age 17 was for an old Italian family restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. The grandmother, she was like 90 or something, sat there for hours making mini calzones. She was amazing. We had multiple varieties and deep fried them. They sold out almost every day. On those rare occasions when there were a few left us cooks got to share them with a nice bottle of wine. Good times.

  • @hardyworld
    @hardyworld Před 4 lety +54

    In the last recipe, you said you pounded and rolled the dough out into a large round "about 4-ish centimeters thick". I don't think you meant to say that as 4 centimeters is over 1.5 inches thick, which is taller than the lid you used as a biscuit-cutter. Everything looked amazing (as expected).

    • @vincenttoffoli9209
      @vincenttoffoli9209 Před 4 lety +17

      Probably meant 4 millimeters, which would be a perfectly reasonable thickness.

    • @derkik
      @derkik Před 4 lety

      He said ish.

  • @Kasyler
    @Kasyler Před 3 lety

    when Babish eats something above what seems like 600 degrees, I feel flexed on

  • @aamr7434
    @aamr7434 Před 4 lety +31

    broke: Babish and Brad get along because they're both friendly guys who love cooking
    woke: Babish and Brad get along because neither can pronounce water

  • @Yurrita
    @Yurrita Před 4 lety +65

    I literally smile when I hear you say “sauté pin” now, happy to see you’re healthy and back in the regular swing of things. ✌🏽

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle Před 4 lety +9

      One word
      Sauteepn. Like saucepn.

    • @Jackenn_Cooper
      @Jackenn_Cooper Před 4 lety

      What happened? Did he get sick?

    • @lunayen
      @lunayen Před 4 lety

      @@Jackenn_Cooper
      Yes. Go look at his "cold cure" video.

  • @icooper124
    @icooper124 Před 4 lety +139

    7:37 “...about four-ish _centimeters_ thick...” In freedom units that’s over an inch and a half 😁 I think _millimeters_ was the word you were looking for