Ben Wyatt Is Calzone Boy - Parks and Recreation

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  • Hot off the streets of Napoli (or so he wishes), his mission is simple - convince the American people to ditch pizza and step into the THE CALZONE ZONE.
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  • @duckprep1327
    @duckprep1327 Před 4 lety +5996

    The happy face Ben makes when he is surprised by Calzone instead of pizza is the purest thing on the internet. 🍽

    • @franzbigT
      @franzbigT Před 4 lety +112

      Only Ron's face at the free breakfast food in the strip club is better.

    • @srishti5711
      @srishti5711 Před 4 lety +45

      "You guyyyyyyys." :)

    • @Rubbersoular
      @Rubbersoular Před 4 lety +12

      Local lo cal calzone zone

    • @fort9303
      @fort9303 Před 3 lety +1

      So confident I love it😂

    • @kevin_dur4nt
      @kevin_dur4nt Před 3 lety +2

      Naw, it’s actually Ron’s reaction to little Sebastian.

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks Před 4 lety +3547

    "But number 3's told a story - a story from a book I wouldn't read, but I would see the movie off."
    I love this line so much.

  • @zenithquasar9623
    @zenithquasar9623 Před 4 lety +9128

    I love how Ben tries to pronounce Calzone in Italian but fails and then Chris refers it in Italian correctly! Brilliant comedy!

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 Před 4 lety +120

      Phoenix Dawn Chris does it do effortlessly 😂

    • @emmylou-ks1md
      @emmylou-ks1md Před 4 lety +136

      Actually the correct pronounce is " cal - Zo - neh" but "cal - TSo - neh". Different sound.

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 Před 4 lety +22

      @@emmylou-ks1md so, is it like an accent or does he say it wrong?

    • @emmylou-ks1md
      @emmylou-ks1md Před 4 lety +105

      @@zenithquasar9623 no, not the accent. It's the pronunciation of the "z". He pronounces with the same sound as in "zipper" or " bizarre". But in fact it should be like "ts" or "tz". You know the greek sauce, tzatziki? It's the same sound. I can't think of an English word with the same sound, but it's frequent in Italian, Russian, Greek...

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 Před 4 lety +52

      @@emmylou-ks1md Ah, like in pizza?

  • @OptimusWombat
    @OptimusWombat Před 4 lety +6169

    Ben dying inside when Leslie was trash-talking calzone.

    • @gilbertdeclerk7215
      @gilbertdeclerk7215 Před 4 lety +16

      @Schmeagenheimer Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @edwardbadege7777
      @edwardbadege7777 Před 4 lety +8

      @@gilbertdeclerk7215 hey, look at us. Who would've thought?! Not me!

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 Před 3 lety +30

      I think it's not about the calzone, more like it's so out of character for her to be so angry and serious that he's taken aback lol

    • @diegoowen-lara6229
      @diegoowen-lara6229 Před 3 lety +17

      He probably was in more pain in that moment then when he had food poisoning

    • @etherealsalad2698
      @etherealsalad2698 Před 3 lety

      @@0Onyx13 tbf she did yell at him three times when they first met lmaoo

  • @devinbaird2470
    @devinbaird2470 Před 3 lety +7176

    It is seriously hard to watch Ben when he's at the accounting firm. They love him so much but he always leaves.

    • @ijustlikethiscrapokay
      @ijustlikethiscrapokay Před 3 lety +901

      i love the accounting firm too, they’re so sweet and appreciative of ben

    • @E4S65
      @E4S65 Před 3 lety +644

      I always feel terrible for them too. They always get so close

    • @attilathehun5067
      @attilathehun5067 Před 3 lety +400

      The way they act in front of him is so adorable.

    • @neophyte_DQT
      @neophyte_DQT Před 3 lety +324

      he does jerk them around a bit too much, but I think he supplies them enough help in his (short) time there that it's not completely one-sided

    • @headless_horseman9141
      @headless_horseman9141 Před 3 lety +210

      Dude they seem so amazing, we need justice for the accounting firm

  • @BlueLightningHawk
    @BlueLightningHawk Před 3 lety +448

    "The calzones... betrayed me? Never again guys... as God as my witness... they're dead to me."

    • @grayrose6455
      @grayrose6455 Před 3 lety +5

      best line in the show

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami Před 2 lety +6

      hitler in 1943

    • @VuotoPneumaNN
      @VuotoPneumaNN Před 2 lety

      Ultimately it wasn't the calzones. It was the meat IN the calzones. Go vegan.

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD Před 20 dny

      ​@@YuiFunamiNo. Get some new jokes.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT Před 4 lety +3766

    I love how Ben can't pronounce the name of his favorite food in Italian, but Chris, a guy who doesn't eat this dish, can.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions Před 3 lety +2414

    That shot at 5:22 is so funny when Ben rolls like a dead fish and Chris's face comes into frame for a second xD

    • @taquitotexano09
      @taquitotexano09 Před 3 lety +118

      I never noticed that before! New gem to laugh at. Thank you 😊

    • @stephaniehanley1016
      @stephaniehanley1016 Před 3 lety +67

      You can hear him laugh too 🤣 that little noise that comes out before the transition

    • @kelseywu3723
      @kelseywu3723 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂 That's amazing

    • @delvisvaldes1420
      @delvisvaldes1420 Před 3 lety +23

      How did I miss this every time?????

    • @chloeblume5702
      @chloeblume5702 Před 3 lety +28

      OMG IVE SEEN THIS SHOW THREE TIMES AND JUST NOTICED THIS IM LAUGHING SO AHRD

  • @baileycrombie2267
    @baileycrombie2267 Před 3 lety +677

    I have voided his body weight in the past twelve hours alone. He might be disappeared off the face of the earth." One of my favorite lines in the show 😂😂😂

  • @darshanbathija975
    @darshanbathija975 Před 4 lety +251

    "Drizzle it on for me, I'm not your maaaeeeiiid" - Tom Haverford

  • @vendroid6193
    @vendroid6193 Před 4 lety +1397

    "You have accidentally given me the food , my food eats " such a well written joke

    • @danielleza908
      @danielleza908 Před 4 lety +37

      It's actually a well known joke when mocking vegans.

    • @thebowlfosho4974
      @thebowlfosho4974 Před 3 lety +17

      Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?

    • @michaelabercrombie7698
      @michaelabercrombie7698 Před 3 lety +6

      @@danielleza908 Red Forman said the same thing. This is not food.This is what food eats!

    • @OrionARS
      @OrionARS Před 3 lety +7

      It's about as original as "what did cavemen call bad hunters?? Vegetarians".
      Great jokes, nonetheless

    • @henggaraed
      @henggaraed Před 3 lety

      @@danielleza908... because he eats vegans!

  • @E4S65
    @E4S65 Před 3 lety +521

    "But Number 3 told a story. A story... from a book I wouldn't read... but I would watch the movie" 🤣🤣

    • @fort9303
      @fort9303 Před 3 lety +15

      Reminds me of Brooklyn Nine Nine when Jake says “could you recommend me a book on parenting, or better yet, a movie on parenting

    • @weebwhacker6217
      @weebwhacker6217 Před 3 lety

      Then again, its tom. The only books he's ever read was twilight and automotive repair 1990.

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan Před 4 lety +755

    Shame Ben never stayed at that accounting place, he was like a rock star over there. But i guess it would get boring after a while, have to challenge yourself in life to be better.

    • @samcallanan3633
      @samcallanan3633 Před 4 lety +9

      He also got a really good opportunity

    • @siddharthjayadev7713
      @siddharthjayadev7713 Před 2 lety +12

      if you think of it, it is the same as Jim being the best but stagnated at dunder mifflin

  • @Idk-ve8zh
    @Idk-ve8zh Před 4 lety +3253

    Who would actually go to the Lowcalcalzonezone😂

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi Před 4 lety +120

      Anyone that says they wouldn't shall perish

    • @missuntitledblog
      @missuntitledblog Před 4 lety +46

      I would only go if Ben was there

    • @Idk-ve8zh
      @Idk-ve8zh Před 4 lety +9

      @@missuntitledblog YESSSSS 😍

    • @Idk-ve8zh
      @Idk-ve8zh Před 4 lety +12

      @@crusherconi they shall disappear off the face of the earth without a trace😂

    • @622hfhjgv
      @622hfhjgv Před 4 lety +21

      I'd go to my local lowcalcalzonezone!

  • @TheVillainOfTheYear
    @TheVillainOfTheYear Před 3 lety +311

    They really missed an opportunity to give him a Stromboli-loving nemesis.

    • @Greydevil82
      @Greydevil82 Před 3 lety +17

      They should of made it Jeremy Jaan

  • @atom_bomb_77
    @atom_bomb_77 Před 3 lety +2665

    Everyone rips on calzones but i feel the same way Ben does...it’s a portable slice of pizza you can eat easily, like a pizza burrito.

    • @mikehunt2015
      @mikehunt2015 Před 3 lety +198

      "portable slice of pizza"

    • @panzerxiiiextra2770
      @panzerxiiiextra2770 Před 3 lety +229

      As opposed to a non-portable slice of pizza lol?

    • @FarewellRocketShip1
      @FarewellRocketShip1 Před 3 lety +82

      Pizza is already portable lmao

    • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
      @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp Před 3 lety +14

      dude just fold your pizza like a normal person. calzones are fine but usually cost more

    • @notsure5444
      @notsure5444 Před 3 lety +221

      The people shitting on calzones are the same people that eat hot pockets

  • @gabrielenicoli5065
    @gabrielenicoli5065 Před 4 lety +482

    I love how Chris immediately corrects Ben pronounciation of Calzone ahahahah

  • @jayd_e_e_k7823
    @jayd_e_e_k7823 Před 3 lety +780

    Now I can’t stop saying The Low Cal Calzone Zone

    • @ToastbrotRaver
      @ToastbrotRaver Před 3 lety +16

      Be sure to support your local low cal calzone zones.

    • @smayansapre5396
      @smayansapre5396 Před 3 lety +3

      Eat a low cal calzone zone filled with superglue

    • @idkmybffjv
      @idkmybffjv Před 3 lety +5

      It's like the Bob Loblaw Law Blog

    • @Eaterofeaterofpies
      @Eaterofeaterofpies Před 3 lety +1

      he could have called it The Local Low Cal Calzone Zone

    • @smayansapre5396
      @smayansapre5396 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Eaterofeaterofpies you copied a joke from a guy like 2 comments above you

  • @onean6949
    @onean6949 Před 4 lety +765

    It was a calzone
    It was LITERALLY JUST A MINICALZONE

    • @Moskito844
      @Moskito844 Před 4 lety +14

      That's actually called 'empanada'

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak Před 4 lety +5

      @@Moskito844 Not if it has tomato sauce!

    • @Moskito844
      @Moskito844 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ZesPak in my town we have the "empanada caprese" that has tomato and cheese. Close enough (?

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak Před 4 lety +7

      @@Moskito844 Sounds like you need to send me some over for my final verdict.

    • @mazdakmina9493
      @mazdakmina9493 Před 3 lety +3

      LMAO *Literally* the first (and off the top of my head, only) time Chris has actually used the word *"literally"* correctly!

  • @deeya
    @deeya Před 3 lety +242

    I love the worried, bewildered look people give him when he starts off on his calzones.
    They're worried about him, but at the same time they're looking out for escape routes...

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks Před rokem +152

    The food poisoning scene is one of my favourites in the entire show. Chris failing to use the phone, Ron waddling over, choosing to whack it off the table, having Ben dial Tom’s extension with HIS FACE ALL SMOOSHED. It’s so unreasonably funny.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid Před rokem +10

      The delivery of "The calzones.. betrayed me?!" is one of the best in the series, too, imo

    • @saitodosan9377
      @saitodosan9377 Před rokem

      It's so hilarious how Chris is literally right there and then it's just ".....i can't do it." I die every time, bro.

  • @gladesucks7907
    @gladesucks7907 Před rokem +19

    The accounting firm is Ben’s perfect world. Everyone loves him, they eat calzones, his jokes are always a hit, he’s incredibly successful with them. Him always quitting is the best running joke

  • @Nyanpuddi
    @Nyanpuddi Před 4 lety +600

    i admire men with strong (harmless) passions

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 Před 4 lety +31

      They’re the most attractive kind.

    • @squid1481
      @squid1481 Před 4 lety +4

      Like men who are passionate about My Little Pony?

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 Před 4 lety +19

      squid Had a teacher who loved that show. He was a great, open-minded teacher. What’s your excuse?

    • @Nyanpuddi
      @Nyanpuddi Před 4 lety +15

      @@squid1481 if thats their thing yes, im a big my little pony fan myself so i wouldnt mind

    • @vikmanphotography7984
      @vikmanphotography7984 Před 3 lety +21

      @@squid1481 my little pony is Lil' Sebastian.

  • @ABEALMIGHTY
    @ABEALMIGHTY Před 4 lety +644

    THE CALZONES ... BETRAYED ME?

  • @gabriellealmeida8044
    @gabriellealmeida8044 Před 4 lety +94

    "pizza? never heard of it" always get me 😂😂😂

  • @nickm6672
    @nickm6672 Před 3 lety +70

    I like how Ron's opinions of the wedding dishes that are written on the white board in the back are just "Bad meat" and "No".

  • @hajra5781
    @hajra5781 Před 4 lety +177

    i feel so bad for barnie every time i see him. what a pure soul

  • @mildlyaggressivedesk1280
    @mildlyaggressivedesk1280 Před 4 lety +408

    3:50
    Still disappointed
    Could of been the “local low-cal calzone zone”

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs Před 4 lety +57

      ...I genuinely believed you couldn’t improve upon that joke, but there it is.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk Před 4 lety +65

      In Southern California, the So-Cal, local, Low-Cal Calzone Zone

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk Před 4 lety +7

      @@99lodewijk The title is a gift that just keeps giving.

    • @AlanisBored
      @AlanisBored Před 4 lety +10

      i'm texting this from the branch based in LA, nothing beats the So Cal local Low-Cal Calzone Zone's Wi-Fi Zone

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 Před 4 lety +4

      I always imagined 'low-cal' would be spelled as 'lo-cal' to make it double meaning hehe.

  • @celestecolamarino813
    @celestecolamarino813 Před 3 lety +717

    That’not a tiny calzone, that’s an “empanada”

    • @BENYJOSE1
      @BENYJOSE1 Před 3 lety +59

      The tomato sauce makes it a Calzone.

    • @deeya
      @deeya Před 3 lety +82

      fun fact: the tomato was first cultivated and used in cooking in Latin America by the Aztecs. So by chronology, and at the risk of triggering Italians, empanada is right.

    • @BENYJOSE1
      @BENYJOSE1 Před 3 lety +46

      @@deeya tomatoes are used by multiple cultures - I never pretended that Italians have a lock on them. That being stated, Empanadas don't normally have tomato sauce, so your argument is illogical at best.
      It's kinda like saying Greeks invented Pizza, therefore, Calzones are Greek... despite the fact that Greek Pizza has very different ingredients.

    • @florcita72
      @florcita72 Před 3 lety +19

      @@BENYJOSE1 actually you’re so very wrong. Empanadas come with all types of fillings, Argentinian empanadas have tomato sauce in their meat fillings.

    • @gabrielmedina9003
      @gabrielmedina9003 Před 3 lety +9

      Bring up Aztecs and tomatoes doesn’t make it an empanada. We don’t know the filling and in all likelihood it was italian or American-Italian fillings. Empanadas, calzone, meat pie, they’re all similar and likely share a similar history, originating from wheat rich regions. Likely somewhere in Europe.

  • @jharnakamdar
    @jharnakamdar Před 4 lety +96

    I love the wink at the end...took my heart Mr Wyatt!!

    • @rashmipriyaverma
      @rashmipriyaverma Před 4 lety +4

      Thats just the moment I developed a crush on him 😍😍

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Před 4 lety +4

      @@rashmipriyaverma i've had a crush on him since his first season on the show, he's so cute

    • @cmdrjanjalani
      @cmdrjanjalani Před 2 lety

      @@elisecode2212 but he wasn't in the first season

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Před 2 lety

      @@cmdrjanjalani HIS first season on the show

  • @SOMETHINGRANDOM
    @SOMETHINGRANDOM Před 4 lety +178

    I was sad when he had to leave the accounting office. He was really welcome there and everyone did so many things for him, like throw him a Calzone party, he just left

  • @mookie1968
    @mookie1968 Před rokem +97

    I like how most characters in the show inexplicably hate calzones and libraries-two completely innocuous and pleasant things.

    • @ProjectLethargic
      @ProjectLethargic Před rokem +4

      I really like Calzones and libraries thats the biggest thing I disagree with on this show

    • @softsweetfemme
      @softsweetfemme Před rokem +2

      I wish they had used another part of the government to hate on,libraries are cozy and beneficial to the community, and calzones are lovely little savory pockets! I think this might have something to do with jerry

    • @Mikewolv007
      @Mikewolv007 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Well, when the local library is run by a succubus too perverted for hell, the negative bias seems reasonable.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Calzones are just inferior pizzas. No browning of the cheese, excessive crust and unsure how hot the fillings are.
      That library is run by a snarky librarian lady, and the literal Icon of Sin (Tammy 2) works there.
      Completely justified reasons imo 👍

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner Před 6 měsíci +1

      Right, who hates libraries? Also Chris normally acts happy about everything but he seems to really dislike calzones.

  • @mrdemann702
    @mrdemann702 Před 3 lety +28

    Ben's nerd swagger is a thing of beauty to witness. That wink at the end was so funny.

  • @jaimitox91
    @jaimitox91 Před 3 lety +140

    I´ve never understood why everybody hated calzone in the show. In most south american countries Empanadas are one of the most common street food and are basically just like a calzone. Besides Ben calzone looks really good!

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 Před 3 lety +33

      Hey they also hate Jerry and he’s also great

    • @luke-pu8nc
      @luke-pu8nc Před 3 lety +22

      It's just one of the things in the show that you know. Like how everybody loves lil Sebastian. And everyone hates jerry. It's just a running gag that everyone in Pawnee dislikes calzones!

    • @jakehoward2493
      @jakehoward2493 Před 2 lety +2

      also there's just a general joke In america culture that calzones are a B tier pizza. I feel like the only time I've heard a calzone mentioned in some American media it's always to beat down on them for not being pizza :p

    • @panchoverde5078
      @panchoverde5078 Před rokem +3

      An empanada is nothing like a calzone. Empanadas are fried pies. A calzone is baked. Empanadas > calzone.

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord Před rokem

      because they are just pizza that is harder to eat.

  • @iamwasd3530
    @iamwasd3530 Před 3 lety +37

    Leslie went from trash talking Ben’s calzone idea to supporting him in making calzones. True character development.

  • @siobhanhicks4237
    @siobhanhicks4237 Před 4 lety +73

    ‘Highway to the calzone zone’ needs to be a full song and i need it now

  • @maninchair6648
    @maninchair6648 Před 4 lety +182

    What a wonderful scene to end with! Barney's delight at Ben's reaction is priceless : "I love Calzones!" , "We know!!!"

    • @tmp123ful
      @tmp123ful Před 4 lety +4

      But so sad knowing he will break their hearts yet again

  • @sydshu5550
    @sydshu5550 Před 3 lety +41

    3:09 the one time I think Ron and Chris ever agreed on anything without compromise

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Před 9 měsíci +5

    It's always so heart warming how much of a celebrity Ben is at the accounting firm

  • @allyb3510
    @allyb3510 Před 3 lety +117

    THE CALZONES..... BETRAYED ME???

  • @Zoditron
    @Zoditron Před 3 lety +551

    Andy is 100% correct that sausage, onion and peppers are scientifically proven to be the best toppings.

  • @697up
    @697up Před 4 lety +628

    THAT IDEA IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
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    That idea is terrible

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk Před 4 lety +7

      Honestly, Chris in a nutshell. My man would never say something bad about someone to their face.

    • @dkd7670
      @dkd7670 Před 4 lety

      It doesnt go with your dp😂

  • @isabellafiguerola7450
    @isabellafiguerola7450 Před 4 lety +61

    3:54 he looks GREAT here

  • @devanwhelan9396
    @devanwhelan9396 Před 4 lety +710

    bababooey.

  • @AEtrane
    @AEtrane Před 9 měsíci +5

    Chris' completely disingenuous "amazing" at 3:45 just kills me every time 😂

  • @newlybricked
    @newlybricked Před 3 lety +34

    "Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?" Well, not too far off lol

  • @Famous_Monster
    @Famous_Monster Před 3 lety +58

    I love this show so much

  • @TheWwjd95
    @TheWwjd95 Před 3 lety +9

    The end part🥺 they were always so nice to him, bless the accountant that tried to hire him 3x, so sweet

  • @bobtyler8374
    @bobtyler8374 Před 4 lety +259

    The so-callocallow-calcalzonezone, A southern california calzone restaurant focued on distribution of low calorie calzones.

    • @spookysock
      @spookysock Před 4 lety +1

      I wouldn't definitely crowdfund this shit👌

  • @tnate6004
    @tnate6004 Před 11 měsíci +4

    8:01 Leslie's "Oh" when she suddenly discovers why Ben really wants to enter the pie contest is just so perfect.

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas Před 4 lety +39

    I'm just happy it ended in a positive and supportive note of Ben's love for calzones.

  • @DanielECarroll
    @DanielECarroll Před 3 lety +29

    Every Friday I celebrate “Calzone Friday.” I recommend everybody get a Calzone for lunch with a friend on Fridays.

  • @jasrajsinghbhinder5033
    @jasrajsinghbhinder5033 Před 4 lety +33

    Ben seemed so happy with the accounting chaps!

    • @Greydevil82
      @Greydevil82 Před 3 lety +2

      He was in his element

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 Před 2 lety +2

      Ben + the accountants should have their own spin-off show, in my opinion 😅😅

  • @lucydanko4015
    @lucydanko4015 Před 4 lety +217

    i didn't even know calzones existed until parks n rec

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead Před 4 lety +10

      Because they're not that popular. Even I didn't. That's the joke.

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite Před 4 lety +1

      I always knew about those! I like calzones.

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes2088 Před 4 lety +41

    I think it's safe to say, Ben Wyatt is the best *winks and eats calzone*

  • @ParyMarker
    @ParyMarker Před 3 lety +92

    Let's go to our Local Low-Cal Calzone Zone!

  • @julie-te3mj
    @julie-te3mj Před 2 lety +2

    The accounting firm is so sweet🥺

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory Před 3 lety +8

    Like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret . That is the best line in this compilation.

  • @PropaChels_CFC
    @PropaChels_CFC Před 2 lety +9

    I love how on the whiteboard, for the calzone, Ron says that it has bad meat. Such a small detail but just subtly reinforces the fact that Ron meat so much better than everyone else.

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf Před 7 měsíci

      If you go back you'll also notice that Chris hated the veggies and Tom hated the presentation.
      The meat expert hated the meat, the veggie expert hated the veggies and the presentation expert hated the presentation. Ben really should have seen the red flags.

  • @lucasfilmsphotography
    @lucasfilmsphotography Před 3 lety +111

    I had a calzone for lunch. It was good

  • @thatfangirl1145
    @thatfangirl1145 Před 4 lety +126

    "Mini calzone" psh, call them how it is! EM👏🏼PA👏🏼NA👏🏼DA👏🏼

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite Před 4 lety +9

      Not everyone is from Argentina

    • @nadinaventura
      @nadinaventura Před 4 lety +2

      Finally someone said it.

    • @stopit4854
      @stopit4854 Před 4 lety +1

      Omg, in the place that i live, mini calzone is actually called panada/pastel!! I live in Asia, i can’t believe the name is almost the same😂

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz Před 3 lety +5

      @@stopit4854 Well Spain and Portugal also colonized/enslaved parts of Asia too so it might have something to do with that.

    • @gatorbuilt
      @gatorbuilt Před 3 lety +2

      It's called HOT POCKET

  • @emem1356
    @emem1356 Před 3 lety +3

    the little wink after the camera zooms in on Ben is so cute!!!

  • @ninereeds1810
    @ninereeds1810 Před 3 lety +179

    Calzones are objectively superior to pizza because they are contained, which means you can have a higher toppings:crust ratio. If you put too many toppings on a pizza the whole thing collapses, but this is not an issue with calzones!

    • @mikehunt2015
      @mikehunt2015 Před 3 lety +10

      Stromboli is better because it doesn't have ricotta, which we all know is trash cheese

    • @ninereeds1810
      @ninereeds1810 Před 3 lety +6

      @@mikehunt2015 I agree that ricotta is garbage, but I don't view calzones as inherently ricotta-based (that may just be me though).

    • @hedgehogcuber6848
      @hedgehogcuber6848 Před 3 lety +8

      Unpopular opinion I guess: ricotta is amazing. A local pizza place has a pizza with ricotta I LOVE

    • @blakeok952
      @blakeok952 Před 3 lety

      The texture and taste of ricotta stinks

    • @hedgehogcuber6848
      @hedgehogcuber6848 Před 3 lety +4

      @@blakeok952 I disagree. I just had a pizza yesterday with ricotta. I love the texture of it and like the taste.

  • @wabisabi2819
    @wabisabi2819 Před 4 lety +17

    plz he is so sweet i would die for him

  • @justelle7191
    @justelle7191 Před 4 lety +22

    Ben Wyatt is the ideal man 💕

  • @gaurav9753
    @gaurav9753 Před 3 lety +50

    "I've voided more than Tom's body weight in last 12-hours alone. He might've just disappeared of the earth"
    Kills me everytime.

  • @deeya
    @deeya Před 3 lety +19

    6:48 Leslie breaking his heart was hard to watch... 😂

    • @flexitarianbeanqueen
      @flexitarianbeanqueen Před 3 lety +1

      lol i was just about to timestamp that... actually his reaction, 6:51

    • @mattng2761
      @mattng2761 Před 10 měsíci

      And she possibly also break the hearts of millions of Italians in the world

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 Před 3 lety +14

    It's hilarious how Ben tries to say calzone with the right Italian accent and is barely understandable while Chris says it flawlessly immediately after 😂

  • @dylanwesley3964
    @dylanwesley3964 Před 3 lety +6

    The delivery @ 3:00 for the mini calzone explanation was perfection.

  • @mas502arc
    @mas502arc Před 4 lety +38

    Been looking for these clips for a long time. Especially, "highway to the calzone zone"

  • @cheddarcedar
    @cheddarcedar Před 3 lety +7

    I love Ron's commentary on the board when Bens finding a caterer. "Bad meat" and "No." And then toms was just all question marks.

  • @gmcmarvel2789
    @gmcmarvel2789 Před 4 lety +37

    HAHHAAA!!! YYYEEEEEEESSS!!!!! FINALLY, SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGED BEN'S LOVE FOR CALZONE, HONESTLY, ONE OF THE BEST RECURRING JOKES ON THE SHOW 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashleshajaiswal1971
    @ashleshajaiswal1971 Před 3 lety +72

    I'm not your maaaiiiid!!!

  • @joshualatham1695
    @joshualatham1695 Před 4 lety +134

    IS A GERBIL MARRYING A RABBIT?

  • @kevez17
    @kevez17 Před 4 lety +60

    “Come on in” “ I already did”

  • @rosiaidek
    @rosiaidek Před 3 lety +34

    when he turned around and winked 🥴

  • @sarahjenkins1026
    @sarahjenkins1026 Před 4 lety +29

    that wink. no wonder they had triplets

  • @kweenscourt2870
    @kweenscourt2870 Před 2 lety +4

    That wink at the end of that last clip gets me every time. I just love dorky guys

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 Před 3 lety +5

    3:09 I don’t know why but I love how Ron and Chris both have to explain how it was a Calzone. Like how they both agree with each other.

  • @duckprep1327
    @duckprep1327 Před 4 lety +42

    Calzones are a culinary innovation!

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome Před 2 lety +7

    When Leslie was serious about the calzones, I was actually scared, then she said she was joking and then I was relieved. 😂🤣

  • @nishit7147
    @nishit7147 Před 4 lety +29

    If I employed the Thumbnail Maker Guy (TMG) I would give him a 25% raise.

  • @damianwilding
    @damianwilding Před 3 lety +7

    All I want in life is to be Ben when he walks in the room at 9:38

  • @alfredc.7777
    @alfredc.7777 Před 3 lety +3

    Love how Tom YEETS out of the room
    6:17

  • @daddymoon666
    @daddymoon666 Před rokem +1

    I love all the running jokes in this show...

  • @BillySotherden
    @BillySotherden Před 3 lety +5

    Such a bizarre trait that one of the writers came up with. 'How about hes weirdly obsessed with calzones?'
    Thank god the rest of the writers went with it, such a funny recurring joke for Ben.

  • @MyMaySummer
    @MyMaySummer Před 4 lety +9

    That killer wink in the end

  • @bionmccool
    @bionmccool Před 4 lety +21

    Ben made me try Calzone when I was in Napoli. Afterwards, I would take Calzone over Pizza anyday.

  • @Red_1911
    @Red_1911 Před 3 lety +7

    After season 3 I always forget how Ben and Chris are great friends who’ve worked together for years

  • @minozemstan
    @minozemstan Před 4 lety +3

    "Nothing you're saying is helpful..." I found that really funny... especially the delivery :DD

  • @AJR21110
    @AJR21110 Před 2 lety +2

    "The calzones betrayed me?" 😂😂😂

  • @flangecorp9789
    @flangecorp9789 Před 4 lety +15

    Just learning how to make "Aaa Callllazonnnzzzaa".

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Před 9 měsíci +2

    5:24 Chris's agonized face drifting in and out of frame😂😂😂

    • @gailwebb9619
      @gailwebb9619 Před 8 měsíci

      There was another post that said Rob Lowe was actually laughing at Ben’s rolling toward the phone and then dial the number with his nose.

  • @riverbanzachamploo9725
    @riverbanzachamploo9725 Před 3 lety +5

    8:14 is the cutest thing.

  • @ham4321
    @ham4321 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the REAL love story in Parks and Rec

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi Před 3 lety +10

    I've finally paused at 2:56 and noticed that even if Chris was focused only on the veggies, he was the only one to really give any good feedback. You can see he liked the second the best, then the first because it was 'ok' but the third was terrible. And really, vegetables are something that expire quickly so a place should be able to get good ones for a presentation like this. Meanwhile Ben just kinda liked everything and Ron only gave 'no' or 'bad/good meat'

    • @smapili
      @smapili Před rokem

      If you look at their plates Ron’s is missing the meat, Tom hasn’t touched his and chris’ is tbd lol

  • @Hoid.
    @Hoid. Před 4 lety +7

    "I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl" 😂😂😂

  • @colinbason
    @colinbason Před 4 lety +7

    "Come on in, man"
    "I already did"

  • @Meuduso1
    @Meuduso1 Před 2 lety +1

    NGL Tom's "It's like from a book that I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of" makes complete sense to me

  • @jacobsolomon67
    @jacobsolomon67 Před 3 lety +4

    6:05 when Italy betrayed Germany