@@kvrma8893 True. I’m a white guy born and raised Texan, odds are I have more in common with any native latino in the state than any California refugee. People talk about Latinos in Texas like the both of us haven’t been here since day one
@@dzplayer0149I’m from Texas I think Austin is not Texas because of the big cities and all the Californians moving to Austin and straight up ruining the Yee-HAW😂
as someone born and raised here, the whole reason its bumper to bumper is because of cali, thankfully its so hot ive seen that tons of people are leaving :D
@@flynnmalin3036 all of texas is city boys that fake their accent to sound like people from ga or alabama like myself becuase y’all just wanna play dress up and say howdy
@@flynnmalin3036 well i assumed with a name like flynn but i don’t think that makes me stupid for assuming ur gender i think that makes me smart are u always in sensitivity mode
@@Dmx80079born and raised in Houston and when I speak normally I don’t have much of that Texan accent BUT I can easily switch into if I wanted to if I gave it some effort
I just moved to Texas a year ago and I'm Mexican I can surely agree that this is accurate accurate the hottest we had one 107° to 108° and I'm now use too it...
Nobody says "Howdy". If anyone says it at all they pronounce it "heidi". Also, any real Texan refuses to recognize any major metropolitan areas as "Texas".
As an Austinite, this is spot-on. You forgot to include a personal generator in that starter pack for the “rolling power outages”- and a motorized scooter! 🤣
If you're wondering why Chuck Norris is there at the end, he lives just outside of Navasota. And his bottled water company is bottled right across the street from his house.
Monahans- Love West Texas. Heat aint so bad if your in the shade but the traffic does suck(sometimes) on I20. Seen alot of Cali roll thru and alot rollin out. I can't complain. Hardly anyone from out of state stays in the desert.
Just wait till he pulls up to a HS football game only to be met with a College level stadium. Or even hitting up a college game with an NFL level stadium 😂😂
Austin: LOTS OF TRAFFIC, don’t go to 6th street, lots of vandalism, scary homeless people, nice homeless people. Houston: NASA, traffic, not so vandalism, nice people. Houston Texans, and the Houston Astros San Antonio: Sea world, sometimes traffic, gate closes at 9AM. Dallas: Dallas cowboys, traffic, sometimes boring, less vandalism Fort Worth; I believe no vandalism, less homeless, best food pantries with a nice manager, home of the Drunk people. South padre: nice 8 hour trip, nice beach, animals, swim in the Gulf of Mexíco. HOTTEST hotel, nice hotel services, drunk people, people like to party at the pool, 5 stars for the pool and hot tub, W for the people that work there. W for the food. W for the bar and bartender. El Paso: I’m visiting right now I’ll keep this updated🌹
Never heard anyone say houston is know for nice people. Been in Texas my whole life. Lived in houston for 2 years. I wouldnt say nice people is a strong trait in houston. Most of its population aint true Texans.
I live north of Texas and I confirm that barbecue in Texas is the best however Oklahoma's got the best okra also onion burgers are delicious but beside our mutual hatred between each other Oklahoma and Texas are quite similar
as a certified texan, i do in fact ride them horses to school, have 4 closets full of notin’ but guns, speak in a country acceynt, and eat notin’ but straw hay i feed them horses! YEE HAWW 🤠
"Austin is NOT TEXAS". Spoken like a true Texan 😂😭
Facts 😂😂😂
Explain please???
@@dzplayer0149liberals
Why is not texas
Austin is a part of Texas
As a native Texan I was laughing so hard at the Austin is not Texas
Same
Bro 🤣 that got to me too
Im also a texan lmao been living there my whole life born n raised
Same 🤣🤣🤣
@@rainhat1 who asked
Only Californians think Austin is Texas 😂
I...I thought Austin was Texas... I'm Pennsylvanian...
As a Texan, the “AUSTIN IS *NOT* TEXAS!” Made me die. Yes
As a Texan born Hispanic, Yeah this is completely accurate.
Bro you don't have to say Texas born hispanic your just Texan we were fighting at the Alamo too it wasn't just white people
@@kvrma8893 True. I’m a white guy born and raised Texan, odds are I have more in common with any native latino in the state than any California refugee. People talk about Latinos in Texas like the both of us haven’t been here since day one
what part of Texas?
As a human, this is completely true
@@they.luv.liaaaai live in the valley
Born and raised Texan... completely accurate 100%
Why is Austin not Texas?
@@dzplayer0149I’m from Texas I think Austin is not Texas because of the big cities and all the Californians moving to Austin and straight up ruining the Yee-HAW😂
As a Texas resident I laughed so hard at the 'Austin is NOT Texas' part 🤣
Explain why??
@@dzplayer0149liberals
@@dzplayer0149Because Austin is more liberal leaning.
@dzplayer0149 there's a reason their city motto is "keep Austin weird"...
Eastern California lmao
This is so relatable it was 106 yesterday and no one cared.
It'll be 90⁰ on Christmas day and no would care
I'm the only one in my family who wants to move north
Fr
I played golf ... why not.. 106 with 100% humidity
as someone born and raised here, the whole reason its bumper to bumper is because of cali, thankfully its so hot ive seen that tons of people are leaving :D
Everyone new to Texas ends up like the guy with cowboy hat in about two weeks.
Texas is awesome and I miss it.
Even Austin.
Austin isn’t Texas
Give the them a Texas Rangers ballcap it's a good substitute. (It has TEXAS not Houston-- a state not a city team).
Austin is no longer Texas. Native Texan here. The only piece of our great state left in Austin is the Capital Bdlg
You have to be born in Texas
@@shawnbishop9774 I looked it up and it says Austin is the capital of the state of Texas. What's up with this Austin isn't Texas thing?
I love Texas
i’m a texan, this was so accurate, lol. brisket, guns, everythin 💀
"Texas, if a gun has a personality"😂
As a native Texan I can confirm this is how we introduce others to Texas
So can I
As a native Texan,I can’t relate at all
Austin is California 😅
God austin is like the cousin everyone hates
I love being a Texan🤣
I not only love being a Texan, I'm PROUD of it!!!
I LOVE this!! He's right about Austin. That's where I live. Too many "foreigners" have moved here. :(
AGREEDDDD I live in Austin too
Make Austin Texas again - Alex Jones
As a native Texan, I LMAO! Hilarious! 👍😆
y’all are city
@@freeoffenisve Nope. I live outside the city limits, of a small town. YOU HAD THAT, COMPLETELY, WRONG! 🙄
@@flynnmalin3036 all of texas is city boys that fake their accent to sound like people from ga or alabama like myself becuase y’all just wanna play dress up and say howdy
@@freeoffenisve I'm a natural born woman. Not a dude, Dude. Next time, check the channel information. Are you always in derp mode? 🤔
@@flynnmalin3036 well i assumed with a name like flynn but i don’t think that makes me stupid for assuming ur gender i think that makes me smart are u always in sensitivity mode
As a Texan pretty true ngl
But not all of us have accents
You do it’s just deep inside
@@Dmx80079born and raised in Houston and when I speak normally I don’t have much of that Texan accent BUT I can easily switch into if I wanted to if I gave it some effort
IM DEAD!!!! Texas native born and raised!! Odessa total of 22 years and Waco 13 years! This is so true y’all!!
Every. Word. Is. True.
Texas handshake! I died.🤣
Was not expecting the ending, lol! Well played!
I am Texan and can confirm.
106 degrees? I'm a Texan and I wear a jacket at that temperature.
Haha me too
106 degrees is the coldest it’ll get in texas during the summer 💀
Austin is Texas lite.
More like California lite.
Allow me to correct your spelling. Austin is Texas LIB.
Austin is indeed not part of Texas
Texas has been summoned 🤠🤠
10 pounds of brisket, all 5 seasons of Friday Night Lights, and 26 guns took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just moved to Texas a year ago and I'm Mexican I can surely agree that this is accurate accurate the hottest we had one 107° to 108° and I'm now use too it...
“Only 26?”
-me a native Texan
New Texan: "Uh can't wait to eat Barbecue"
Old Texan: "The best in the country, hands down!!! And pants down! It''ll run right through ya"
😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody says "Howdy". If anyone says it at all they pronounce it "heidi". Also, any real Texan refuses to recognize any major metropolitan areas as "Texas".
I always hear it like "ha-dee"
As a Texan, We do own 572 guns in our cowboy hats and enjoy the 172 degree weather
yeehaw
As an Austinite, this is spot-on. You forgot to include a personal generator in that starter pack for the “rolling power outages”- and a motorized scooter! 🤣
Not in Texas, no sir
Today on the radio it was announced there was gonna be a cold front we all know what that means. Low 90s!!! Yayyy!!!
As a native Texan this is painfully accurate. But the further south you go, the better the Tex-Mex.
Nobody in Texas likes Friday Night Lights the series. And our bbq doesn’t run right through you.
From iraq i like you guys 😂😂😂
This is great! So funny 😂😂😂!
If you're wondering why Chuck Norris is there at the end, he lives just outside of Navasota. And his bottled water company is bottled right across the street from his house.
Lol😂 this is funny, as a north Texan though we love Austin. They're Texans first like the rest of us
True! I'm from Dallas and everyone I know loves Austin! Keep it weird 😝
Lies! City folk love Austin which shows how downhill cities in Texas have fallen...
I LOVE this 😂😂
#ProudTexan
"Austin is NOT TEXAS" HAH! My sides hurt! But yeah, this is how I explain Texas to my relatives in the Philippines in a nutshell.
As a Texan, im still owed my brisket and 26 guns. 🤷♂️
Austin, is not Texas!😭😂
Austin.... The city where the men shave their legs, and the women don't.
I want a texas starter kit too! 😂
In austin we texans like music alot
Man I wish I could visit to see my mom side of the family ❤
Bro put Walker the Texas ranger at the end 😂
I-35 The road that is perpetually in a state of construction 🚧
Monahans- Love West Texas. Heat aint so bad if your in the shade but the traffic does suck(sometimes) on I20. Seen alot of Cali roll thru and alot rollin out. I can't complain. Hardly anyone from out of state stays in the desert.
As a Texan, (well partially) that was pretty spot on
Almost sh*t my pants because of the starter kit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo born and raised in Austin Texas
😂 pretty accurate. I very rarely say Howdy.
Born and raised Texan.
Just wait till he pulls up to a HS football game only to be met with a College level stadium. Or even hitting up a college game with an NFL level stadium 😂😂
Austin: LOTS OF TRAFFIC, don’t go to 6th street, lots of vandalism, scary homeless people, nice homeless people.
Houston: NASA, traffic, not so vandalism, nice people. Houston Texans, and the Houston Astros
San Antonio: Sea world, sometimes traffic, gate closes at 9AM.
Dallas: Dallas cowboys, traffic, sometimes boring, less vandalism
Fort Worth; I believe no vandalism, less homeless, best food pantries with a nice manager, home of the Drunk people.
South padre: nice 8 hour trip, nice beach, animals, swim in the Gulf of Mexíco. HOTTEST hotel, nice hotel services, drunk people, people like to party at the pool, 5 stars for the pool and hot tub, W for the people that work there. W for the food. W for the bar and bartender.
El Paso:
I’m visiting right now I’ll keep this updated🌹
Never heard anyone say houston is know for nice people. Been in Texas my whole life. Lived in houston for 2 years. I wouldnt say nice people is a strong trait in houston. Most of its population aint true Texans.
You forgot about hurricane block parties 🌀🥳🎉
As a native Texan, this is accurate 😂
Wtf he doesn't even look Texan he looks more like from Boston or New York 😂😂
“And 26 guns”
meanwhile me instantly going to the shooting range if I went to Texas and got 26 guns:
The catch is they are all different calibers, and the gave you no ammo
Can't stop laughing after watched this. I didn't expect the final part. 🤣
The hurricanes do cool things off 🤷
Hurricanes make 3 foot waves into 10 waves!!! And good crabbing too.
Texan loves guns
Y’all, howdy is not pronounced “how-dee” it’s more like “haddy”.
As a native Texan, I can confirm, Austin is NOT Texas.
I was born in texas but my moms from California and my dads from new Jersey guys am i a true texan
He’s right though Austin ain’t Texas 😂
As a born Houstonian, Austin not being Texas is deadly accurate.
I felt that
As an Austinite, “Austin is not Texas” a completely accurate statement coming from everyone who’s not from Austin. 💀💀💀
106 is pretty cool for 9, must be in September
I like how they played the walker theme
Austin is not Texas! Our dear Father Stephen must be turning over in his grave.
Beautiful👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 and realistic I remember when it was 98° in December
I literally cried. So funny.
I live north of Texas and I confirm that barbecue in Texas is the best however Oklahoma's got the best okra also onion burgers are delicious but beside our mutual hatred between each other Oklahoma and Texas are quite similar
“Goddamn liberals” accurate
Original Doctor Pepper , Whataburger, guns, and Smokin Joe BBQ.
I'm born and living here in Texas, when he said Austin, my eyes popped out and I was like WHAT
As a person who was born in Texas I just love that amazing heat that gives me energy and going to the live stoke shows are amazing. Texas Rules !!!🔥🔥
106 wow what a chilly day here in texas
You nailed it
as a certified texan, i do in fact ride them horses to school, have 4 closets full of notin’ but guns, speak in a country acceynt, and eat notin’ but straw hay i feed them horses! YEE HAWW 🤠
As an Austinite native for 32 years all i can say is we definitely have haters especially our home team so its cool 😎
I like it!
I like your editing on this channel, very entertaining 😂
Texas is the best
The breezefrom the tornadoes.. this is so true though 😂🥲
It’s like why does it feel so good outside when there’s a tornado watch 😂
Yeah seems like you nailed us on this one bud 😂
Worth it. Get me outta michigan
Moved to Texas from Grand Rapids some 35 years ago. I'm a "naturalized " Texan now. If anyone asks where I'm from, I proudly tell them " I'm a Texan."
Ok that is 100% a true Texan, every real Texan will tell you Austin Is NOT Texas.
Hilarious and soo funny 😄
My mom is from Texas so I can confirm Austin is not texas
Thats what's wrong with Austin now. Texans have given up on it and let it be taken. Now its getting worse