@@outdoordiaries7841 Depending on what music you’re into, you don’t need to know how fast to play, it could be really simple stuff but if it’s played with feel and emotion, then you could be a great lead guitarist
Yep. All these guys people are beginners, who'll become intermediates with practice, but no amount of insults will make an intermediate into an excellent expert. Also, there's a clip of Richard Benson in there, (2:07), which means this video is literally mocking a man disabled through a type arthritis. A man who probably once was better, and who has done much more in music, than the person who made this video, if they can even play better than he plays now.
Heres the deal, it's not cool to make fun of beginners. But this I'd say is an exception because these people put themselves on the internet knowing full well they're not that good yet. They should practice some more before uploading videos of their playing, nobody wants to really hear sour off-key struggle notes.
And they have no skills to. If they were actually practicing then I would understand. They think you just pick up the guitar and move your hands fast. Laziness is cringy and funny.
It's also the fault of those who tell them they can play and sing. Most are tone deaf so they will never be able to play the guitar with any amount of skill. Most have no sense of timing. And none of them have an ear for what they are trying to play. When I start I learned playing sappy 3 and 4 chord songs my mom liked. I progressed from there.
Jah Gringo I never said you aren't allowed to. But as someone who did, I can say it's probably best to not post anything until you get good. It's fine to post your progress, but don't post shit and pretend to be great.
Yeah. When I first started playing back in like 2004, I was nowhere near good. It was five years later that I actually became quite skilled as a guitarist. But during that time, I posted a lot of garbage online thinking I was great because I could play Come As You Are, but looking back I wish I hadn't.
I needed this today. Seriously though, we've all done this. Everybody starts there. The only thing I don't get is why people thought it was good enough to post online. Practice then post, I'd say.
+The Human Crayon I remember sucking. I didn't know I sucked at the time, I thought I could play. Thank all the fucks there are that CZcams wasn't a thing when I was 17.
I’m actually pretty impressed these kids worked up the courage to film themselves. Even if they didn’t sound great now, it’s an awesome stepping stone for getting better. I remember playing like that second kid when I was 13 ha ha.
@@mr.magicmittens3366but they shouldn't be posting their beginner playing online and expect people to call them Eddie Van Halen. Beginners should not be posting they're playing online because no one wants to hear a crappy version of smoke on the water. A lot of people on the internet are not going to give them a participation trophy, they are going to tell it how it is, so you shouldn't be posting you're playing until you're actually decent at your instrument.
I'm not. I would be impressed if they actually played good. I can get on and post a video of me playing my guitar just as bad as they are without any problems. These beginners shouldn't be posting their music when it sounds this terrible. A lot of people online aren't going to give them a participation trophy and they're going to tell it how it is. Shouldn't be posting you're playing until about 1 to 3 years of playing and you can play through a song without messing it up. Of course they should be encouraged to keep playing but they also shouldn't be told that they're playing is good when it's not, that's how you end up with a lot more Richard Benson's out there.
How do you know? Do they even claim that they are? Most of these kids are beginners who are just attempting to do what they like, hoping for feedbacks and encouragement to improve.
Everyone defending "beginners" Beginners don't get record deals for a reason. Nobody wants to hear you if you're shit, it's okay if you're a beginner but don't put it on the Internet. Don't film your shitty playing, just get better.
+Robert96902 it does guarantee that people will make fun of them, I didn't send a single video of me playing bass to even my closest friends until I saw myself as good enough to show off a little, now I can do some gimmicky shit like the typical "PLAY STAIRWAY!" joke and then play metallica riffs that people know... point is, don't want time filming yourself if you're shit... wait till you're decent
what about filming progression to bein good? people do it all the time, the videos were taken out of context they COULD have been a REFERENCE, you dont have to be stupid and post a comment without thinking.
@thomasthedankengine ' not only did you have to actually edit that comment but please in your infinite wisdom elaborate on how I used the wrong form of you're within my last sentence I'm waiting (:
The second guy with the red guitar and Iron Maiden t-shirt isn't even that bad. I wouldn't have included him in this clip tbh. None of these guys are terrible, just beginners needing to practice.
it's kind of unfair to call this the worst guitarists, the majority of these guys are obviously just learning how to play. we all have to start somewhere. they're proud of their progress because to them, they've come pretty far from when they first started. i dare any instrumentalist to show me their humble beginnings on their instrument and tell me they were any better. for all any of us know, one of these dudes will end up becoming incredibly advanced and even successful musicians one day. the next Satriani or Petrucci could be in this video. i came into this expecting some dudes with over inflated egos playing just the most terrible music, or maybe some funny band fails like dudes trying and failing to spin their guitars. these dudes don't need ridicule, just time and practice. give me a drum kit and i'll sound just as "bad" as these dudes do, just not an instrument i can play. if any of these poor guys reads this comment, please, don't give up. keep going, you can get better if you keep going. no one is just awesome at anything right off the bat, don't let the endless supply of negativity and cynicism on the internet discourage you.
Dude, as a beginner. I praise you as I'm going to keep at it. Literally got my guitar last Saturday and have played at least 3 half hours everyday probably more I dunno. But thanks your comment was small but it does truly mean a lot.
Great way to discourage beginning players from continuing to learn the instrument. Even Jimi sounded like this at some point, didn't make him one of the worst guitar players.
@Michael Cregger I so agree with your statement..Thank you for backing up these beginners...take care and nice to see that someone in this world still cares..its all about "trying and not giving up" which I hope none of these guys did..if people don't give up on them maybe they won't give up on themselves..
Lol, well maybe they shouldn't be posting their crappy guitar-playing until they actually get good at their instruments because people aren't just going to keep giving them participation trophies. You shouldn't post music on the internet unless it actually sounds good because there's people out there that aren't just going to sit there and lie to them telling them they are good. Yes we should encourage them to keep playing but also let them know that they just don't sound good and that they should practice more and longer before posting anything again, nobody wants to hear a crappy version of smoke on the water or smells like teen Spirit.
Christopher Cheeseman yeah, for example I just started playing bass guitar and well as I started I didn’t even know how to touch the strings lol. And I agree with your comment
@@charliel3248 there’s no reason To calm down he’s literally being an ass I’m sure this guy plays guitar as well and he’s probably been in the exact same shit and now he judges others
:D His name is Richard Benson. He is an Italian guitarist of British origin.. A crazy character to whom, during his concerts in clubs of Rome, it was customary to throw vegetables and other things (sometimes a chicken, sometimes yogurt ....) while he was playing :D :D . It is said that he was once a good guitarist but that an illness had made him in these conditions
He’s got crippling arthritis and prevents him playing as good as he used to. He gets thrown shit at him on stage because they don’t know his condition and think he just sucks. And the saddest part is he was constantly made fun of on live television by playing his really good songs that he did in the past while a gigantic crowd of people are cheering in his anger and frustration
These kinds of people were probably told by a professional musicians "dissonance is beautiful" but they took it too far and think that they're geniuses lol.
ShortFingeredShreder I actually tried it with my own technique and sound and it sound pretty cool actually (I'm not narcisitic btw) and made a cool little solo too with some scales I used Edit:*narcissistic
It isnt the fact that they are bad. Its the fact that they can't here that they are bad at that moment and they upload their crap on the internet. Everyone has to learn and suck when they pick up any instrument. It is part of the proces. But why making other people suffer by sharing this proces with them?
Kamil Jurewicz Amen to that. If you've just started playing, don't put any shitty videos of it on youtube. The result will make you wanna stop playing guitar forever.
+Sawyer H. not really the same. I made a spelling mistake (should have double checked no argument there) but I did not write an essey littered with typos so readers were unable to understand what I was trying to say. If those guys would miss one note...I would not complain. instead they are rarely hitting the correct ones :)
I'm sure the first time they picked up a guitar, jimmy page and Kirk hammet sounded like these guys, but it's still funny, looking back, I would always practice guitar while I was in a Skype call with some friends, and I was horrible, they didn't need to hold back on telling me how bad I was, but every night I practiced, and I still do, and now I'm working on finding gigs with my band, made a song, and have gotten better, that doesn't mean that they sound good, but if they stick with it, they will get god eventually.
To be honest I believe the people in this video are the people that only got a guitar to make themselves seem cool, you can tell when someone learns something to sound cool because they'll sound like shit. I have a friend who's been playing for 8 years lacking any dedication and I passed him up tenfold in 7 months of playing because I practice for hours daily and constantly work to perfect my songs. I don't like I've fallen more in love with doing something in my life and I never get tired of playing. I don't know my skill level even though I know it's pretty low, but the difference between 1 and 2 years of experience ends up being astonishing.
It's been five years. I hope whoever's in that video got better. I just started playing guitar during the pandemic about 7 months ago. Still got more to learn and I love the journey so far.
@The Brightside of Pluto Yep, I'm still playing but not as often as I used to because I went to college. I got to play every weekend when I got home. The problem is I'm not making much progress lately. People told me to go to guitar classes and sessions but I couldn't afford it. The free tutorial on CZcams doesn't seem to be in the right order. I think I need more guidance.
@@joebrandon2871depends on where you’re at atm I’d suggest learning a few scales and playing to backing tracks can get you some good improvement skills
+jimmy john With practice yes. We all started off like this. I just think most of us were smart enough not to post a video until we could play. The guy at 2:07 was epic thou...
I clicked on this for a late night laugh but what I watched were a bunch of young people (for maybe the exception of one or two) that were clearly beginners. Even Vai had to learn. I can't fault young people for recording themselves playing a riff or trying to play something so they can watch it back. We guitarists have all done that at some point whether it be by webcam, cellphone, recording software etc.
+Connor Burkhardt Some people are arrogant regardless but some young people don't post things online for critique but to share with others. Many reasons can lead to someone sharing a video ..... not just for applaud.
+Connor Burkhardt I also recorded a few vids of me playing my guitars for the first time. Normally i am more into synths and drum machines but i always wanted to play the guitar and never had the chance in my 36 years of existence untill i traded one of my synths with one. I ordered some pedals for it and recorded a video of me messing around with it so my subscribers know what's up :p It's literally me holding a guitar for the first time!! And it was AWESOME!!! xD But yeah, a few months after that i traded another synth for a sweet 'n' sexy Yamaha RGX 421DM (1994) and already made a looped New Wave styled track with it (basically a test). In my case it was just for fun i recorded my noobstyle guitar vids and for some of my subscribers to let them know what i'm up to and what my future plans are. I also think it's a "proud thing" of having a guitar and showing that you work on it. You know, "yearn to learn". I think all these kids/people in the vid are just "proud" and are willing to learn.
+Pg TrAxX Cool man. I agree too. When I first started learning guitar and realized I could do a little of what famous bands did I was jumping at the opportunity to record haha .... I just take it in stride and try to help anyone that I can that is learning. Shoot, I am still learning all these years later and a Steve Vai I am certainly not. lol
+MrJbinchrist Yeah, it's just fun playing around with it and in the meantime getting used to the fretboard and train those muscles you didn't think existed. like WTF pinky! It's going to be a long road that i can tell. A few weeks ago i traded YET another synth with a T-bird bassguitar (Epi.) and that's a nice pace of change in between and still training those muscles. I would recommend having both if you get the chance. How long exactly do you play (or mess around with) guitar?
Some of the people in this video are kids. And they're all probably beginners. And you made a video making fun of them. Good job, champ, here's your gold star.
+Myth Plays Most of us have nothing against a beginner just playing guitar at whatever level they are currently at.. but when you perform (in this case, upload a video for others to see) YOU WILL BE CRITIQUED, good or bad. That is a reality you have to accept when you put your talent out for others to participate in...
+Ulfric Stormcloak Even if that's true, which you don't know if it is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to be able to do something in order to know if somebody's bad or not.
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We all sucked at one time.
Problem is they filmed themselves sucking
it always happens when you're a begginer, then with the time you reach the point
Except the guy playing come as you are he was good
lmaoooooooo
This is true
+MR.AWESOME not really
The second guy is me trying to come up with riffs
I’ve gotten better but that’s still me too 😂😂
I have riffs down but my solo came is like never there cant get my fingers to solo very fast
@@outdoordiaries7841 Depending on what music you’re into, you don’t need to know how fast to play, it could be really simple stuff but if it’s played with feel and emotion, then you could be a great lead guitarist
@@Paul-gf6kp yep just look at noel gallagher
@@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 true
Sounds like a Saturday afternoon at Guitar Center.
hahahahahahahahhahaha
Anthony .Varone totally what I was thinking 😂😂
ayy i got the like to 420
Finn Murtons I saw you on music is win
Brandon Booze good channel. i like his content
We all start somewhere
But I was not dumb enough to record myself
It's not a bad thing to record yourself, especially if you want to check your progress. Just don't share it with your friends.
The Spherical Earth lmfao
I record for progress comparison
Yes, you can record your progress, but... It's necessary upload that shit to CZcams?
I was dumb enough to do that
A real guitarist doesn't make fun of beginners. We were all beginners at one point. It's cool that they are trying
Texas Lanzilotta it's one thing to try and then there's the ones who record themselves
Texas Lanzilotta 👍🏻👍🏻
Yep. All these guys people are beginners, who'll become intermediates with practice, but no amount of insults will make an intermediate into an excellent expert. Also, there's a clip of Richard Benson in there, (2:07), which means this video is literally mocking a man disabled through a type arthritis. A man who probably once was better, and who has done much more in music, than the person who made this video, if they can even play better than he plays now.
True the only reason i came because i have guitar depression
We all sucked but no one should be dumb enough to record themselves
Not everyone starts out as Eddie Van Halen. Gotta encourage the beginners who are trying.
Bulletmaster Gaming who’s Eddie Van Halen
@@memefactory6130 my dad
You are a beginner
lol you talking to me I have you know I’ve been playing for a year
@@memefactory6130 Have you mastered the Cages System or even Bar chords?
i was going to ask for tabs from that awesome bassist, but I think I figured it out myself….JUST HIT EVERYTHING YOU CAN FUCKIN HIT AT ONCE
Barkeroni RICHARD BENSOOOOON
Barkeroni That bass costs more than 2000$... And it's in his hands :'(
Stop abusing basses.
+JoeTheGuitarist69 richard benson u mean?
+Barkeroni and somehow he has a million guitars behind him... someone's gotta tell him sometime soon...
+Tam Sixx I think those are the guitars he wore out.
Heres the deal, it's not cool to make fun of beginners. But this I'd say is an exception because these people put themselves on the internet knowing full well they're not that good yet. They should practice some more before uploading videos of their playing, nobody wants to really hear sour off-key struggle notes.
No... It's the fact they they are trying to play hard stuff
And they have no skills to. If they were actually practicing then I would understand. They think you just pick up the guitar and move your hands fast. Laziness is cringy and funny.
It's also the fault of those who tell them they can play and sing. Most are tone deaf so they will never be able to play the guitar with any amount of skill. Most have no sense of timing. And none of them have an ear for what they are trying to play.
When I start I learned playing sappy 3 and 4 chord songs my mom liked. I progressed from there.
@@twootters7433 please shut the fuck up
@@dirt420 You must be one of those I'm talking about. SUch a witty response. You must be the cool one in your little group.
They're still better than everyone in the world who doesn't play guitar at all.
Amster Dan what about people who play other stringed instruments but haven't touched a guitar?
Maximum Joy You're too freaking picky lol.
IRISHSTEW 21 ;)
Thats debatable
Some people don't even know what chords are lol
Still better than lil wayne.
agreed
still better then emmure
smoke rain brain drill rapes those djent wiggers in emmure
x'D
Hahahahahahaha! You is right though!
Man, these guys make me look like Jimi Hendrix
ChiliDUDE27 right?😂
ChiliDUDE27 I feel like Steve Vai :'v
ChiliDUDE27 they make me feel like yngwie malmsteen
Call me Buckethead 😂
I feel like John Petrucci
3:20 the classic “guitar noob” tone
Everyone keeps saying that they're just beginners and it's mean to make fun of them. If you're a beginner, don't film yourself and put it online.
Everett_Tech why not?
Because you'll end up getting your virtual shit kicked in when someone puts your video in a compilation like this.
Jah Gringo
I never said you aren't allowed to. But as someone who did, I can say it's probably best to not post anything until you get good. It's fine to post your progress, but don't post shit and pretend to be great.
Everett_Tech agree, you shouldn't pretend to be great but anything else is fine to me.
Yeah. When I first started playing back in like 2004, I was nowhere near good. It was five years later that I actually became quite skilled as a guitarist. But during that time, I posted a lot of garbage online thinking I was great because I could play Come As You Are, but looking back I wish I hadn't.
I needed this today.
Seriously though, we've all done this. Everybody starts there. The only thing I don't get is why people thought it was good enough to post online. Practice then post, I'd say.
agree
buckethead and slash started here
Nick Lindsey Didn't even think of that. Makes sense.
+Nick Lindsey I dunno man. The Internet doesn't do constructive anything.
+The Human Crayon I remember sucking. I didn't know I sucked at the time, I thought I could play. Thank all the fucks there are that CZcams wasn't a thing when I was 17.
Still better than lil wayne and nick jonas tho
true
+Ronoc Nosduh Did you mean "Nick jonASS"?
+Василий Близнецов nick djentnass
or so)
StevieT sent you, right?
I’m actually pretty impressed these kids worked up the courage to film themselves. Even if they didn’t sound great now, it’s an awesome stepping stone for getting better. I remember playing like that second kid when I was 13 ha ha.
Agreed, beginners should be encouraged not made fun of until they're terrified to try.🤘
I'm better then you
@@mr.magicmittens3366but they shouldn't be posting their beginner playing online and expect people to call them Eddie Van Halen. Beginners should not be posting they're playing online because no one wants to hear a crappy version of smoke on the water. A lot of people on the internet are not going to give them a participation trophy, they are going to tell it how it is, so you shouldn't be posting you're playing until you're actually decent at your instrument.
I'm not. I would be impressed if they actually played good. I can get on and post a video of me playing my guitar just as bad as they are without any problems. These beginners shouldn't be posting their music when it sounds this terrible. A lot of people online aren't going to give them a participation trophy and they're going to tell it how it is. Shouldn't be posting you're playing until about 1 to 3 years of playing and you can play through a song without messing it up. Of course they should be encouraged to keep playing but they also shouldn't be told that they're playing is good when it's not, that's how you end up with a lot more Richard Benson's out there.
2:07 This man is a fucking legend.
+THE GREAT HERCULE His name is Richard Benson, he's an italian TV personality. He's truly a legend here in Italy!
+Simone Santoro no he's not
+soft_ ... why?
+Simone Santoro because he's a terrible bassist
lol
The funny part isnt that they are bad at guitar...its that they believe that they are good..
***** Or all of them lol...They all think they are genuinely good at it xD
***** Well I dont know for sure but you can just tell most of them think they are good at it..
+Myth Plays I'd they put themselves on youtube then they probably do think they're a good player, but yeah that bassist was awful.
How do you know? Do they even claim that they are? Most of these kids are beginners who are just attempting to do what they like, hoping for feedbacks and encouragement to improve.
Timliu92 Damnit...Your positivity is hurting me! Stoppit!!!
Everyone defending "beginners"
Beginners don't get record deals for a reason. Nobody wants to hear you if you're shit, it's okay if you're a beginner but don't put it on the Internet. Don't film your shitty playing, just get better.
+Misha Chalyan Okay that's what private messaging and inboxes are for.
Well they have the right to record themselves and post it, but that doesn't guarantee that people will make fun of them lol
+Robert96902 it does guarantee that people will make fun of them, I didn't send a single video of me playing bass to even my closest friends until I saw myself as good enough to show off a little, now I can do some gimmicky shit like the typical "PLAY STAIRWAY!" joke and then play metallica riffs that people know... point is, don't want time filming yourself if you're shit... wait till you're decent
deeingalaplike DURRR SIC BRUN
what about filming progression to bein good? people do it all the time, the videos were taken out of context they COULD have been a REFERENCE, you dont have to be stupid and post a comment without thinking.
1:55 when you’re a bassist but decide you want to be straight again
thomasthedankengine ' you’re subbed to Logan Paul
@thomasthedankengine ' you just lost all merit full stop with that reply
@thomasthedankengine ' you are going to grow up and cringe at that and I will happily wait it out to tell you I told you so
@thomasthedankengine ' generation Z for anyone born from 1997 to 2017 your
A zoomer too you fucken idiot
@thomasthedankengine ' not only did you have to actually edit that comment but please in your infinite wisdom elaborate on how I used the wrong form of you're within my last sentence I'm waiting (:
This made me feel so much better about myself. Thank you!
jajajaja es verdad, me sube el autoestima a mil
Really? Because they make me want to hang my self
NickelPincher same
I agree.
NickelPincher -- These kids make me look like a Pro-Guitarist
We all have to start somewhere though..
But we don't have to post in on THE FUCKING INTERNET
Some people just suck at playing an instrument.
but why would you film it and post it 😂😂😂
Steve Shortridge ??
we never start on youtube
We all started like that..
León - der Profi we don't record ourselves doing it and posting it on internet
1:52 “wrong instrument buddy”
He thought it was a 6 string Bass
SO out of tune
its rocksmith emulated bass
Actually he's Finger Style a fucking nirvana tab 😂
Yes. Even if you're gonna go Geddy Lee on a bass and try to play things that sound like lead guitar parts, he did it exactly the wrong way! lol!
The second guy with the red guitar and Iron Maiden t-shirt isn't even that bad. I wouldn't have included him in this clip tbh.
None of these guys are terrible, just beginners needing to practice.
And tuning.
+Clarissa McPigeon nahh dude it sounded like wet farts
What are you talking it was so bad lmao
+Clarissa McPigeon before you can become good you must already be bad
When you're this bad, you dont need feedback...you need to fucking practice. Lean a whole song, THEN try to upload it.
2:07 when your mom goes in your room and sees a Guitar laying around.
Definitely looks like someone’s mom
That's a bass tho
MY DAD AHAHAHAHA
This guy was actually a guitar god at some point, he had a hand problem and just decided to shitpost after that. No seriously, this guy could shred.
The kid playing a guitar like a bass 😭😭😭
Dylan Smith he is probably a bass player and he's treating it like a six stringed bass
@@taylortripp8598 Or, he's a kid from a poor family, learning to play bass with what he's got, so he's a step ahead whenever he can afford a bass.
@@mr.anonymous5501 One year late to the party, bro.
@@taylortripp8598 It's CZcams, not a Facebook group chat, or something.
Taylor Tripp Then he could at least tune the damn thing.
0:28 I hope slayer use this tone in there next album
Their*
@@bink5242 two years just to correct his grammar youre a fucking douche
@@user-ow4dh4dm2o you’re* remember your punctuation
You forgot the full stop.
I have dyslexia guys stop it’s mean
the guy after the nirvana kid looks like he's trying to do metal with a banjo or something
woah. might check it out :o
BoBo d
...Rob Scallon?
It's been done before but this was crud😂😅
That's not a banjo. That's either a 5 string bass or a Baritone guitar tuned to c standard.
They aren't bad. They're just avant garde.
Some of them are Patrician
If this is avant garde id happily skip next generation
Their guitar playing represents the talent of most modern pop artists
underneonloneliness2 TRUE
underneonloneliness2 ha
Not really cos these people are going to get better while pop will still have beginner level talent
You haven't heard much pop, have you?
underneonloneliness2 fucking roasted
0:43 that's Me when I get bored and run out of things to play
Wait how did you know
Same
No thats me
me too
it's kind of unfair to call this the worst guitarists, the majority of these guys are obviously just learning how to play. we all have to start somewhere. they're proud of their progress because to them, they've come pretty far from when they first started. i dare any instrumentalist to show me their humble beginnings on their instrument and tell me they were any better. for all any of us know, one of these dudes will end up becoming incredibly advanced and even successful musicians one day. the next Satriani or Petrucci could be in this video. i came into this expecting some dudes with over inflated egos playing just the most terrible music, or maybe some funny band fails like dudes trying and failing to spin their guitars. these dudes don't need ridicule, just time and practice. give me a drum kit and i'll sound just as "bad" as these dudes do, just not an instrument i can play. if any of these poor guys reads this comment, please, don't give up. keep going, you can get better if you keep going. no one is just awesome at anything right off the bat, don't let the endless supply of negativity and cynicism on the internet discourage you.
Oh yes, the good old "Worst Guitar Compilations" video where really bad guitarists can stroke their massive egos.
Sean Patrick Abarico I learned the intro to smoke on the water in less than three weeks, I think I have some bragging room bud
Dalton K you better be joking.
Ian was meant to be taken as sarcasm, mocking the ego strokers
Stroke my big fat ego pls
Caleb Wikel psh, I learned the crazy train intro in only 6 hours, and I've only been playing for 23 years, what you got to say to that?
A good guitarist is a bad guitarist that never gave up.
I hope these players have kept at it.
Dude, as a beginner. I praise you as I'm going to keep at it. Literally got my guitar last Saturday and have played at least 3 half hours everyday probably more I dunno. But thanks your comment was small but it does truly mean a lot.
+Loej - Thanks and good luck to you! the guitar is a like a constant companion if you give it the time it deserves.
The second kid is actually just playing a dragon force song at regular speed.
hey guys its my favourite sub genre of music "Beginner Core"
The first guitar player; that's exactly what I sounded like when I was 15.
hey bobby! Fancy seeing you here. Love your lessons by the way!
Thanks for watching Alexandro Holzgang
1:48 when a bass player tries to play guitar.
Crispy Gamer Actually, I'm pretty sure it's darude - sandstorm...
ya XD
That's Lemmy's style of playing a bass.
Julia Morris guitar player*
yea hes doing that bass finger thing
This is what classical guitars see when they watch modern guitarists
Great way to discourage beginning players from continuing to learn the instrument. Even Jimi sounded like this at some point, didn't make him one of the worst guitar players.
@Michael Cregger I so agree with your statement..Thank you for backing up these beginners...take care and nice to see that someone in this world still cares..its all about "trying and not giving up" which I hope none of these guys did..if people don't give up on them maybe they won't give up on themselves..
Lol, well maybe they shouldn't be posting their crappy guitar-playing until they actually get good at their instruments because people aren't just going to keep giving them participation trophies. You shouldn't post music on the internet unless it actually sounds good because there's people out there that aren't just going to sit there and lie to them telling them they are good. Yes we should encourage them to keep playing but also let them know that they just don't sound good and that they should practice more and longer before posting anything again, nobody wants to hear a crappy version of smoke on the water or smells like teen Spirit.
Well... You gotta start somewhere
Yeah, somewhere.
But not on youtube, NEVER on youtube.
Zilhad Lmao, true man
Christopher Cheeseman yeah, for example I just started playing bass guitar and well as I started I didn’t even know how to touch the strings lol. And I agree with your comment
Never buy an electric as your first guitar, NEVER
el estresado de la esquina why
1:58 would've sounded better if he was in tune
True
idk why but pisses me off that he holds it like a bass
+Angel Zavala 02:11 is the real way to play bass :^V lmao
+Angel Zavala There's no precise way to hold a bass nor is there an indefinitely right way to hold a guitar
+Paul Centeno i think it's more of the picking hand with how they picked it? maybe idk
I actually feel bad for these idiots who recorded themselves being rubbish at the guitar
3:27 is that a hi-hat or a guitar?
All of you are fucking assholes everyone starts somewhere and you record yourself to see how much better you’re gotten you dick
@@tylermcdonald9372 geez, calm down
@@charliel3248 there’s no reason To calm down he’s literally being an ass I’m sure this guy plays guitar as well and he’s probably been in the exact same shit and now he judges others
@@tylermcdonald9372 yes, record yourself, BUT DONT POST IT ON FUCKING CZcams ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A BEGINNER!
@@tylermcdonald9372 boom
Everyone has to start somewhere
2:07 thinking he's Cliff Burton lmao
He actually faked his death
:D His name is Richard Benson. He is an Italian guitarist of British origin.. A crazy character to whom, during his concerts in clubs of Rome, it was customary to throw vegetables and other things (sometimes a chicken, sometimes yogurt ....) while he was playing :D :D .
It is said that he was once a good guitarist but that an illness had made him in these conditions
The guy at 2:07 is Richard Benson, an italian meme king
i feel sad when i see richard Benson fuck arthritis
He’s got crippling arthritis and prevents him playing as good as he used to. He gets thrown shit at him on stage because they don’t know his condition and think he just sucks. And the saddest part is he was constantly made fun of on live television by playing his really good songs that he did in the past while a gigantic crowd of people are cheering in his anger and frustration
He used to be good check out his song Adagio In Re it's beautiful
He actually used to shred like a beast
That shouldn't be a fail it's the arthritis in his hands
0:44 This is why you don't record yourself when you are learning...
2:07 just sounds like a frog taking a massive violent shit
Lmfao!!!!
I thought that the guy was fingerless!!!
askreo lol
Sounds like he was raping a song
askreo Oh my god, I can't stop fucking laughing 😂
So that's Modern Art?
Hi, again!
Cobain 92 yeah I guess
Why tf do I keep seeing you lmao
Cobain 92 sadly
no, modern art is pissing in a bottle and calling it feminism
These kinds of people were probably told by a professional musicians "dissonance is beautiful" but they took it too far and think that they're geniuses lol.
0:27 sounds like a crying duck 😂😂😂
Jag Dewit ikr 🤣🤣
The vibrato😹😹😹😹😹
wait how do you know that?
I'm surprised lil Wayne isn't on this list.
0:15 That would've actually been a decent Doom riff with proper technique.
ShortFingeredShreder I actually tried it with my own technique and sound and it sound pretty cool actually (I'm not narcisitic btw) and made a cool little solo too with some scales I used
Edit:*narcissistic
It totally would! Some classic doom like Pagan Altar, early Sabbath or Electric Wizard
ShortFingeredShreder Too bad he didn't have his guitar plugged in. Would've sounded better too.
Bill Day Plus it's clean
Ash Jon Pol wow you did a guitar solo using scales????? Did you use notes too?
3:19 I think you're supposed to plug in an amplifier but you're the expert
It's just quiet his amp
@@alisterashishki1201 Nah, mate. It looks like there's no cable plugged in
@@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785there is it just blends into his pants
you are not a real guitarist real guitarists don’t mock beginners
burn churches mocking someone doesn’t alter your guitar playing, ‘real guitarists’ can mock too
they do but not to their faces only in private and where no one can see or hear them
burn churches I love your name
Get out of here you disgusting Satanist!
r/gatekeeping
0:00 "Yeah, I can play Eruption."
I didn't see Lil' Wayne or Nick Jonas on this so its not complete
ethan barry nick Jonas isn't that bad.
Putting nick jonas on here would be like putting kurt cobain here because nick jonas is just sloppy but that is his style like kurt cobain
Come on 😐😐 we all know Lil Wayne is the best guitar player in speed technique and accuracy, even Steve t tries hard to imitate him. But he cant
Vlady Martinez That just made my day xD
tHE STROKES THO
1:58 not even tuned
1:58
Play with a pick: no
Play in tune: no
Play a guitar like a bass: yes
3:18 when mom says "you aren't allowed to use the amp"
"Laughs in guitar to usb cable"
How to sound good as a beginner: power chords
Eric Francis exactly
It's true... (I use It alot)
I need grunge sounds
ASMR Player
Same
It isnt the fact that they are bad. Its the fact that they can't here that they are bad at that moment and they upload their crap on the internet. Everyone has to learn and suck when they pick up any instrument. It is part of the proces. But why making other people suffer by sharing this proces with them?
Kamil Jurewicz Amen to that. If you've just started playing, don't put any shitty videos of it on youtube. The result will make you wanna stop playing guitar forever.
Except for the guy with the bass. He actually plays like shit
+Kamil Jurewicz
Yeah that's what I thought
+Sawyer H. not really the same. I made a spelling mistake (should have double checked no argument there) but I did not write an essey littered with typos so readers were unable to understand what I was trying to say. If those guys would miss one note...I would not complain. instead they are rarely hitting the correct ones :)
+Sawyer H. haha nice one. considering english is not my native language I'm still doing better with it then these guys with their instruments.
I'm sure the first time they picked up a guitar, jimmy page and Kirk hammet sounded like these guys, but it's still funny, looking back, I would always practice guitar while I was in a Skype call with some friends, and I was horrible, they didn't need to hold back on telling me how bad I was, but every night I practiced, and I still do, and now I'm working on finding gigs with my band, made a song, and have gotten better, that doesn't mean that they sound good, but if they stick with it, they will get god eventually.
Conspiracy_Red I wish I was jimmy Page.
Tan well if that's how Kirk sounds you must sound completely disgraceful.
To be honest I believe the people in this video are the people that only got a guitar to make themselves seem cool, you can tell when someone learns something to sound cool because they'll sound like shit. I have a friend who's been playing for 8 years lacking any dedication and I passed him up tenfold in 7 months of playing because I practice for hours daily and constantly work to perfect my songs. I don't like I've fallen more in love with doing something in my life and I never get tired of playing. I don't know my skill level even though I know it's pretty low, but the difference between 1 and 2 years of experience ends up being astonishing.
Kuro Kanashii You'll sound like shit when it's your first time playing a guitar lmao
Brett-Spangler I too someday hope to get god,
This is why i didn't record myself for a VERY long time😂😂
Some of these guys are just practicing, it looks like some of these should have never left the hard drive of their computers.
you got to start with somethimg right ?
Still better than Lil Wayne.
well a disabled midget with down syndrome, no pulse and no guitar can play better than lil wayne
+Trixx Thefurry shots fired
+Andres Ulloa and nick jonas
XD
HA
Not everyone is born as John Petrucci, Dave Mustaine or Eddie van Halen. But even they had to practise for a long time before they became Guitar Gods.
Practice
@@page970 I was correcting him
@@page970 and it’s mustaine not mustang
Or George Lynch
Most of these were kids screwing around
And at least they trying
What. No they aren't.
Unlike you when you type
I suppose you were a Fucking rockstar when you started playing guitar...
It's been five years. I hope whoever's in that video got better. I just started playing guitar during the pandemic about 7 months ago. Still got more to learn and I love the journey so far.
The yiu suck
That' cool to hear, just refrain from recording yourself in the process, or you'll end up in one of these videos XD
@The Brightside of Pluto Yep, I'm still playing but not as often as I used to because I went to college. I got to play every weekend when I got home. The problem is I'm not making much progress lately. People told me to go to guitar classes and sessions but I couldn't afford it. The free tutorial on CZcams doesn't seem to be in the right order. I think I need more guidance.
@@joebrandon2871depends on where you’re at atm I’d suggest learning a few scales and playing to backing tracks can get you some good improvement skills
Improv *
Making fun of others when you can't even normalize volume in a video...
Joe Smith 😂
Joe Smith yup
🤣😂
Well, looks like I didnt make the list... yet.
the dude playing come as you are had his guitar tuned wrong and he played his notes the wrong way round
Keelan Auker hahaha!!! It sounded awful! I haven't got a musical ear yet so I couldn't tell what was going on. Now I can 😂😂
Keelan Auker oh yah
Keelan Auker yeah, it made me want to aim a shot gun to my mouth
I sometimes record myself playing guitar so I can see my mistakes
Me too! I've been playing a lot of flatpicking, it's a good way to catch mistakes and work on consistency! Good flow...
I'm better then both of you.
well.. this made me feel a lot better about my guitar skills. (beginner)
Ssaiyan GodsS same
I feel like a legend now 😂😂😂
I guess as a beginner I'm not bad. compared to these guys
Brandon LaPrise I thought I sucked
The Frözenfires same XD
Well, I do suck. I stopped practising early this year so that may be the reeason why
Yeah, I’m still learning, and it’s safe to say that I’m better than these guys.
Yeah you suck, you're a beginner.
But you're not dumb like these guys to record themselves.
sounds like me!!
ok, I shouldn't be that mean to myself... lol
alexander sjolund you need to respectate yourself.
HTC pilot Respectate?
2:26 Check out my new signature pedal, i call it “Bees in a Blender.”
can you not hear, it's in a diminished sus4 romanian dominant mode of Eb minor, played in 13/23
If you can't play. Practice until you can. Very simple.
How would someone put a video of a bass player in a compilation of worst guitar players
Well a bass is technically a guitar
It's called a bass guitar for a reason
True
Jon Adrian bass guitar tard
"this is probably what I sound like."
-me.
Admit it. You never thought failing at an acoustic guitar was possible until you saw this.
slash wasnt born a guitarist ya know?
yeah but they problem is that they filmed themselves sucking, lol
Yahya Abulfaraj slash isnt that great of a guitarist tho lol.
slash also didn't film himself playing some horrible trash and put it online
But, he was born with the hat. True story
The Gamer Room this comment cured my depression, thank you
their not the worst, just beginners
stfu emo bitch
Shania Long stfu emo bitch
Gonzalo Funes she got slayer in one of her playlists let it go
2:06 he's my spirit animal
0:58 The Joker gives his first cords at the therapy center!!!
Some of these kids will probably be great some day
perhaps
+jimmy john With practice yes. We all started off like this. I just think most of us were smart enough not to post a video until we could play. The guy at 2:07 was epic thou...
I clicked on this for a late night laugh but what I watched were a bunch of young people (for maybe the exception of one or two) that were clearly beginners. Even Vai had to learn. I can't fault young people for recording themselves playing a riff or trying to play something so they can watch it back. We guitarists have all done that at some point whether it be by webcam, cellphone, recording software etc.
Recording yourself to see how you're playing is one thing, but fooling yourself into thinking it's good enough to post on the Internet is another
+Connor Burkhardt Some people are arrogant regardless but some young people don't post things online for critique but to share with others. Many reasons can lead to someone sharing a video ..... not just for applaud.
+Connor Burkhardt I also recorded a few vids of me playing my guitars for the first time. Normally i am more into synths and drum machines but i always wanted to play the guitar and never had the chance in my 36 years of existence untill i traded one of my synths with one. I ordered some pedals for it and recorded a video of me messing around with it so my subscribers know what's up :p It's literally me holding a guitar for the first time!! And it was AWESOME!!! xD
But yeah, a few months after that i traded another synth for a sweet 'n' sexy Yamaha RGX 421DM (1994) and already made a looped New Wave styled track with it (basically a test).
In my case it was just for fun i recorded my noobstyle guitar vids and for some of my subscribers to let them know what i'm up to and what my future plans are. I also think it's a "proud thing" of having a guitar and showing that you work on it. You know, "yearn to learn". I think all these kids/people in the vid are just "proud" and are willing to learn.
+Pg TrAxX Cool man. I agree too. When I first started learning guitar and realized I could do a little of what famous bands did I was jumping at the opportunity to record haha .... I just take it in stride and try to help anyone that I can that is learning. Shoot, I am still learning all these years later and a Steve Vai I am certainly not. lol
+MrJbinchrist Yeah, it's just fun playing around with it and in the meantime getting used to the fretboard and train those muscles you didn't think existed. like WTF pinky!
It's going to be a long road that i can tell.
A few weeks ago i traded YET another synth with a T-bird bassguitar (Epi.) and that's a nice pace of change in between and still training those muscles. I would recommend having both if you get the chance. How long exactly do you play (or mess around with) guitar?
1:57 Ain't the best but hell, at least it sounded like the actual song.
His guitar wasn't tuned properly,
Nah he's clearly way out of tune
That's what u guys get when you let lill Wayne teaches you/your kid to play guitar
Some of the people in this video are kids. And they're all probably beginners. And you made a video making fun of them. Good job, champ, here's your gold star.
the problem isn't their skill, it's that they decided to post it
+John Moore well, it's their right to or not to upload. but if it's a PROBLEM for you, then you're the one who have a problem LOL
+Myth Plays Most of us have nothing against a beginner just playing guitar at whatever level they are currently at.. but when you perform (in this case, upload a video for others to see) YOU WILL BE CRITIQUED, good or bad. That is a reality you have to accept when you put your talent out for others to participate in...
To where an iron maiden t shirt and somehow be terrible at the guitar is really hard!
+G Cole Shitting on people for being bad at the guitar while simultaneously being shit at grammar is really hard!
0:15 I CANT STAND THE HEAVY NESS OF THIS RIFF
2:00 would be better if he tuned the damn thing
Jack Mackey Hey! :D Don't call a guitar "damn thing"! You must know that even guitars have feelings and must be treated well.
I know man i call my les paul floyd he treats me well
Sure!
Unfortunately, a lot of guitars suffer everyday from... well, the video explains it!
Jack Mackey Anyway, I still can't figure out why the hell is playing that guitar like if it was a bass.
Pancho Valkov the guitar in that song is playing behind the bass
that tap picking tho
I bet the uploader can't play guitar.
+Ulfric Stormcloak Even if that's true, which you don't know if it is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to be able to do something in order to know if somebody's bad or not.
Preston Granger Fair point Sir.
Recording yourself in the really early stages even if it's bad is a good habit.