Doctor Who Review Ncuti Gatwa RUINS Christmas Special
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- Doctor Who Review of Ncuti Gatwa's first Christmas special after David Tennant regenerated into the new time lord. The BBC now creates Doctor Who alongside Disney+ and it's led to a new version of the series. Very different in tone and style to even the Jodie iteration of Doctor Who. You can see where the focus for the series is, and how little attention is paid to the writing. Even though Russel T Davies has returned to lead it. Is Ncuti Gatwa's Doctor Who worth watching?
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Doctor Who is back with a Christmas special from Russell T Davies and Ncuti Gatwa. But as their ratings drop and the Doctor seems more preoccupied, we’ve somehow ended up worse than Jodie Whittaker. This episode had everything, including multiple songs, dancing and a really bad plot. What more could the audience want 😂 But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Seriously, i was about to comment on your ‘Meep’ video, and ask after the whereabouts of your other Doctor WHO reviews. Dude, keep this up, hilarity has already ensued!
“Oh no, I’ve given birth to the ‘patriarchy’…”
I think so too! I am waiting for the scandal to drop next summer LOL
At least one thing is consistent, or so it seems, they all leave the brakes on when using the Tardis.
God this must have been painful to sit through. Truly died with capaldi.
Shooty Gunfire, originally wanted to be a fudge packer, now he's the first...
Isn’t it interesting that the BBC makes so much noise about the importance of representation, yet refuses to represent stable, competent fathers?
Only their purse puppies.
If people had stable, competent fathers, they wouldn't watch shit like this.
Competent fathers are anathema to the sh** depraved world the BBC pines for. And scumbags like Cutie Patootie and RTD.
or white men
There was Martha Jones father who was decent. Also Rose’s father in the other reality was stable and competent.
They not only killed Doctor Who. Now they dug up the corpse, chopped it to pieces and burned them to ash. This isn't Doctor Who.
They’ll probably piss on the ashes next.
@@nate32396 To late.
You forgot where they put the corpse in black face and let RTRD dry bum it
@@Bungowumperpussomfg 😂😂😂
Savage
What's particularly repellant about Jodie's Doctor being "socially awkward" about her whyte male "fam" being scared of his cancer coming back is the fact that *she could take him to a place and time where **_they'd already cured cancer_* but instead chose to do nothing and walk away.
Holy shit I never thought about that, great point
The Doctor's an alien. Do aliens think like humans?
@@MatthewCYN15 when they've been around humans for a very very long time, yes
@@katarinabrunk8698 maybe Graham is meant to have cancer for a while. It's like saving Charley Pollard when she is supposed to die. (bit like What If's Doctor Strange episode where a death is a fixed point in time)
@@MatthewCYN15 then the writers really should have given some sort of hint to that instead of making The Doctor look like she just doesn't care, that's the other thing, she could have at least cared!
So Ncuti has lived from age 2 in the UK yet still feels affinity to a country where his family nearly died (The Rwandan genocide of 1994).
He has no Scottish accent (like none at all) yet whenever he tries imitating it he does a worse job of it than people who never set foot in Scotland .
God yes I could do a better job by attempting an Aberdeen accent based on quite a few Scottish teachers I’ve had and I’m an Aussie
I'm gay and I was born in Scotland, but the Doctor disco dancing in a kilt is the most horrific scene I've ever watched in a Dr Who episode.
I know right 😮
Good lord, even I feel like I should be apologizing for that kind of cringe.😓
I would imagine it cuts even deeper for you
ncuti is from scotland. you dont get to be the sole arbiter of the kilt.
I don't think they are trying to do that @@Maeve_Rose
Reasonable concerns about misplaced, misuse of "The Message" aside... Does this man in any way give the impression of being a hyper-intelligent alien who has lived many lives, seen very many astonishing things, and learned much over his 1,000+ years of lonely existence?
When Mat Smith was cast as the Doctor I was concerned until I first saw him in the role, then with a sigh of relief thought "You've got it."
Same for Capaldi (ok he was given some bum scripts in the last season), but Deep Breath had me hooked on him.
they gave the guy some good scripts, but they gave him a LOT more trash writing.
"Tell them l came the long way around"@@johnhughes2124
He gives the impression of being a FOC. Fruitcake of Colour.
"You've got it"
Lol
No, he didn't.
@@James_Bee Smith was arguably the best in New Who. Had the best writing in my opinion.
I miss Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper😭
Omg, YES. I found Tennant's Dr. insufferable upon rewatching as an adult.
Couldn't agree more
(To above comment re. Eccleston
This retelling of Labyrinth for 'modern audiences' falling so short of the original just shows how well David Bowie's musical about goblins stealing babies for the goblin king nailed it the first time around :P
Yeah, Labyrinth is a classic, this is an affront.
Interestingly, I read a Labyrinth fanfiction some years back and the plot had some similarities with this who episode. . . except the fanfiction made sense - Sarah had bad luck because the goblins of the Labyrinth were visiting her but were invisible to her and so they kept accidentally tripping her, spilling things on her, knotting her hair and taking her stuff. Just proving that the so called professionals on this show are woefully bad, they should be at least at the level of good fanfiction amateur writers - but they are not.
Remember that scene during Matt Smith's first episode, where he asks the aliens if the Earth is protected, then walks throught the hologram of all the other aliens the Doctor vanquished, and said: "Hello, I'm The Doctor........basically, RUN".
The doubts and fears that many fans had about an actor in his mid twenties playing the Doctor disappeared in an instant.
This episode is pretty much the complete opposite of that.
gatwa would mince through the alien group to the tune of abbas dancing queen then camply announce "Hello, I'm The Doctor........basically, BUM".
That was a great scene. At first I too was worried about Matt Smith as the Doctor but that scene with the giant eyeball and seeing all the incarnations of the Doctor was brilliant. The ever watchful and defiant Doctor in all his dark glory. He could be silly, but when push came to shove you got to see just who you were really dealing with. The millennia of pain and suffering that he carried with him the intractable doctor is one not to be messed with. Tennant was may favorite doctor of the new series, but Matt did the role some real justice. I stopped watching midway through Whittiker's run, I just couldn't stomach it any more.
@@Amaranthine1000 You lasted longer than me. I dipped out after the 3rd episode. It was just not The Doctor and that's who I watched for.
In your unsolicited opinion.
@@JoeDude-ym5ik And who asked for your unsolicited comment?
Right no one.
“Goblins exist and are going to eat your baby”
“Okay yeah, it is christmas”😂😂😂😂
They'd be dingos if it were Australia.
"Jodie Whittaker was a better Doctor" tells me everything I need to know.
Bloody hell...
Hope it told you this guys abusltly braindead
The last time I can remember singing in Doctor Who was The Last Song in The Rings of Akhaten, an incredibly beautiful song during which the doctor gives a powerful and heart-wrenching speech to a parasite sun that feeds on memories about the sheer scope and tragedy of his life, desperately hoping in vain that Akhaten might just take it all from him and allow him some measure of peace from things he'll never be able to forget, before the doctor hangs his head in sorrow as Akhaten begins going back to sleep...
...and now we have the goblin song.
White guys on podcasts ar really jsutscreaming that theyr'e impotent, aren't they?
I used to be so upset when Tennant left, now I realise what a great Doctor Matt was. He's a really good actor, that much was clear to me from the beginning. And the writing on his seasons was so poetic.
@@veronicab15 Matt and Capaldi was both fantastic. Tennant is massively overrated imo.
11th’s speech in The Rings of Akhaten was truly my favourite moment in Doctor Who ever. Matt embodies the vastness of the Doctor’s life and experiences, his contradictions, the old and the young. How did we go from that to this?
It is a far cry from an eccentric old man taking companions off on adventure through space and time.
You used 2 dirty words. The first being “old”. Hollyweird believes anyone over 25 is now useless to society. And “man”. That doesn’t need explaining.
The correct response to finding out aliens are eating babies is to ask how to get them to stop, permanently. The characters seem to be awfully okay with it. I am surprised the doctor didn't ask for a taste.
Cultural relativism is mandatory. Can't hold the aliens to our standards because that would be ist/phobic.
This Doctor doesn't eat babies. Something quite different, in fact.
@@bkatbamnaBabes? 😂
Ass…. He eats ass. Man ass.
That came off really weird to make a comedy bit out of Ruby seeing the baby being taken away. Not a normal response for someone to have at all.
In Huxley's Brave New World, movies and stories have been replaced by "feelies", which exist solely to invoke emotions without any further logic or context. I feel like that's exactly the level of depth Hollywood is aiming for.
It’s as though they’re using Huxley and Orwell as their playbook?
Only emotion it invoked in me was sadness and hatred, if they were going for that then they succeeded.
@@crazyralph6386- The new “Captain America” IS called Brave New World. Just sayin’.
Robin williams films had so much more soul than some of the modern woke movies of today.
I’ve seen so many social media comments in recent years about dramas that only talk about it making them cry. Evoking tears seems to be the criteria for whether a drama was a successful piece of television for so many people. The famous British reserve of sotoicism and a stiff upper lip is definitely extinct 😂
You know, when they said the Doctor was capable of exploring galaxies, time-travel, and even black holes I didn't think Russell would take that last bit so literal...
Just..got it. Now !
Turning the qoute _"Oh my Gawd, you sneeze glitter"_ from Archer into an entire season isn't exactly what I'd call inspired.
Genuine lol
I never say glitter. I usually say “gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.” But then it’s usually me I’m talking about.
It's like seeing a knockoff act like they're better than the original while not understanding what made the original popular
Part one of Tomb of the Cybermen shows what Doctor Who should be.
They actually gave us a Miles Morales version of the Doctor whilst the original is still out there saving the universe!
The Disney way
@@makcity7850 Perfect summation. I hate this damned world and the ghouls running it.
So basically all of modern media.
Ncuti Gatwa is not an actor. He's a mascot for the message and he knows it.
That Houdini remark almost assures us that they will state that various historical figures were in fact gay without a care of erasing someone's personal history
You do realize that history books still exist and Doctor Who doesn't rewrite history. It's a joke buddy, pull those pampers out your ass.
These writers/hackivists are effectively creating their own fan-fiction version of reality.
See Jada Pinkett Smith's version of Cleopatra for another "no-sh*ts-given" rewriting of history. That show managed to annoy an entire country.
Cof Shakespeare cof
It’s Real Person Fanfiction, which I’ve always found disrespectful and creepy. Trying to tell a historical figure’s story as accurately as you can from the available information is great: making stuff up about them is not.
@@Melissa.Garrett Cof Shakespeare Code cof
I remember Dr. Who when it had garbage cans with plungers glued to them for special effects. It was so much better then.
1000%
yeah you see, it was because the show had WRITERS WHO COULD ACTUALLY FRIGGING WRITE and they made those trash cans scary! THIS SHOW IS A SICK PARODY of something that once meant something to a lot of people.
now whole show became garbage.
@@swanvictor887 👍 Indeed. A show could have a billion dollar budget for special effects and still be bad if the writers didn’t write a good story, but with a good story written by competent writers, you could have a special effects budget of zero and still have something that people enjoy - I’m listening to an audiobook of “Fellowship of the Ring” right now with just a single narrator reading the story and doing all the voices, and it’s infinitely better than Disney has put out recently despite them spending hundreds of millions of dollars on special effects and CGI on all their failed shows this year.
@@neillindgren8992And to think, we went through the writers strike, nothings changed, and they're getting paid more and have more of a presence 🙄
As someone who was OBSESSED with Harry Houdini in his younger days, I am most annoyed by their claim that devoted husband & heterosexual Harry Houdini would ever have shacked up with any version of the Doctor... Also, is that gay romp supposed to have taken place before or after the Doctor became a gay black man?
These creeps love to turn straight men gay. Or rather they try to pretend they are gay. Which only makes these fantasies more disgusting
it is a bad retcon that make no sense in any part of the series run, given well everything before the activists run amok with the IP
I dont presume to know if you have watched classic who, specifically the third doctor but he does say that he met houdini and its played as more of them being good friends.
Or before the 3rd Doctors meeting with him? What a pile of shit.
I've only really watched from Eccleston to Smith but has the Doctor ever shown romantic interest in anyone?
The worst part in all of this is that the BBC was ready to cancel the show, even that license money was not enough, but the Mouse had to save it with their deeper pockets.
Can't allow one of their propaganda tools break that easily now, can we?
The power of Blackrock compels them.
Ncuti Gatwa as the Doctor is like Lil Nas X being casted as Luke Skywalker.
Shhhh don't give these hacks more ideas!
YOU FOOL YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL
Thoughts:
1. Discount Rose Tyler is the new companion.
2. Does gen Z even know who Davina McCall is?
3. That nightclub scene would fit well in Netflix's Dahmer.
4. The 'plot' is a poor version of Labyrinth.
5. RTD said he is taking this into a fantasy direction, but he is not clever enough to write good fantasy and instead uses the 'object is magic trope'.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr
1. OP didn’t say she was Rose, but instead a ‘discount Rose Tyler’, ie she is a poor retreading of a similar character.
2. How do you know, do you speak for a whole generation?
3. I don’t know the show Dahmer to comment, but I think you’re over generalising the original statement on purpose to make it seem absurd.
4. Pointing out other episodes which copied shows badly doesn’t make this wrong.Of course this is very similar to the Goblins stealing a baby plot of Labyrinth, I noticed it immediately. Labyrinth made a whole lot more sense than this episode.
5. wow, comparing the intricate, well thought out, arguably too complex system of magic in LOTR to this ‘oh we’re on a hanging ladder, now I just happen to have the exact right thing for this circumstance on my person, never mind how useful this would have been in multiple circumstances where I never brought it out as even an option’.
I'm a millennial and I have never heard of Davina McCall. Is it because I'm not British? I'm from the US.
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr I find LOTR extremely boring. I don't need 5 damn pages describing the scenery or entire movies of people walking.
@@englishatheart Very odd description of LotR. I distinctly remember a lot happening in the movies that isn't just people taking hikes.
@@englishatheart She is most famous for hosting big brother as a presenter.
The silver lining in all this is that calling everyone an istaphobe when they don't like your show obviously no longer works. I bet you they go crawling back to Tennant and beg him back after the next two seasons of this tripe. Y'all need to vote to defund the BBC, let them try and make their money the same as every other TV station.
It will be in 2027. No more mandatory licence fee
@@_Tricky_there's talk it will just be changed into a tax so you'll pay it whether you want to or not. 😢
The 3 Xmas specials with Tennant were also crap
@@_Tricky_ Hopefully sooner if enough people demand it because you can bet the BBC are working to indefinitely delay the end of the license fee
Labour will probably win the next elections. And whatever milquetoast plans the Tories had for dealing with the BBC will probably be thrown into the trash.
Oh God I feel like I know exactly where they’re going to go with the “unknown mother” plot line. She’s going to, through some magical plot contrivance, become pregnant with herself and become her own mother, thus “explaining” why her mother’s DNA never appeared anywhere (despite that not being a surprise given the time period, hell for all they know she drowned in the ocean and nobody ever found the body before this tech became normal).
This lets them not only fix that issue but also make sure that it’s never implied that a man and a woman had “relations” of that nature
"I am my own grandpaaaa"
There's something really werid about this show trying to change the sexuality of historic figures?. Houdini was happily married to his wife and i have never once heard any reference to him being intrested in men in all the bios i read. But
Watching this episode inspired me to watch every single episode of Tom Baker's 4th Doctor to remind me why I love Doctor Who.
I've been doing the same, although I've gone all the way back to Hartnell. Baker is still my favorite, but they can't take away all of the great Who we've already got.
Even the worst classic era episodes are 100 times better than this year's Christmas special 🤣
@@RicStorm616So True. This makes "Underworld", "The Horns of Nimon" and "The Twin Dilemma" look like Shakespeare in comparison.
@@RicStorm616 Modern Who makes episode 2 of The Sensorites look like Casablanca.
Baker was the one who I knew as the Doctor myself. I'm not a hardcore fan, but I know enough to know they are Star Wars/Star Trek/Lord of the RIngs-ing this show. My sympathies are with you.
William Hartnell is Doctor Who.
Ncuti Gatwa is Ncuti Gatwa.
I say that because since the Timeless Child they haven't been doing Doctor Who. We hoped RTD would fix the show, but nope. Even he started the numbering back to 1. This is a spinoff.
@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr
He is not, he’s a disrespectful clown, who has no issue trashing culture that isn’t his.
Morons like you will flip out if someone “misgenders” a dude in a dress, but have zero issue with outright disrespect and cultural appropriation.
The kilt is a Scottish icon, this clown showed it ZERO respect, he’s going out of his way to disrespect Scottish traditional dress
If he was running around in a hijab, do you think it would go over? Same disrespect. The arabs would blow up the studio, they did it for someone drawing a cartoon of allah, they wouldn’t tolerate this, and neither would your woke ass, because it’s any other culture than white.
Tom Baker is Doctor Who 😊
In my mind The Doctor just isnt the type of British person to go clubbing. If he’s at a club, he’s at the bar observing, or out back drinking with aliens
No. The Doctor really needs to go back to being an older British gentleman, the kind who views humans as sort of his adopted children that he looks over, cares for, sometimes plays with, but keeps a certain enigmatic distance from.
Any show writer with even a microscopic shred of sense would at least wonder, "What a minute, if we're upsetting die-hard fans of our show, aren't we doing something wrong? Don't we want to PLEASE die-hard fans?"
HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS WORSE?
SEEMS TO BE THE QUESTION THEY ARE CONSTANTLY ASKING THEMSELVES
BBC: well we've done it, nothing can make Doctor Who any worse
Disney: Hold my budlite
It’s about white hate, and cultural destruction.
It's not about the money...
It's about sending a message.
The message I hear from the BBC is, “don’t watch our shows“! So I am complying by refusing to watch their shows, especially Woke Doctor Who!
@@TheEldritchGod It's Propaganda to undermine Europeans and our Traditions , so they can walk into our areas and totally change ( everything we love and stand for) Without us realizing and standing against this evil.
Ruby should’ve been absolutely rattled by what she just saw after getting out of the goblin ship, but she’s just chill like she shared a cab with the guy or something. The other companions are at least skeptical about The Doctor until it becomes clear that he knows his shit, and even then they’re amazed by what’s happening.
Or amazed and horrified, aka Donna
Yup, she reacted like a real person, which is part of why the audience loves Donna so much. Ruby has no personality.
Why though? Like, at this point in the series the earth’s been transported to a different solar system at least a dozen times, people fell apart and turned into cute little fat guys, everyone got turned into John Simm, the titanic nearly crashed into the palace, the earth was threatened with incineration by the space police and got invaded by sentient potatoes. And that’s just the stuff they remember.
Like be real here, if she existed through the last like, 10 or so years she has to have seen a host of weirder, scarier stuff than some tiny pricks trying to eat a baby. There’s certainly complaints to be made but this feels like a real reach
@@somerelativleyuninterestin4763So, she still tracing with an alien in a bigger on the inside, space traveling time machine, that deserves a reaction . But keep trying your best to defend this crap.
15:10 "I've even been trampled by a moose"
I will be calling bullshit on that one since if a fucking *_moose_* trampled you not only would you not be having that phone call, the morgue would have a hard time figuring out who the pressed mincemeat used to be.
You do not fuck with moose.
You say that but Moose attacks rarely end in fatalities. Most often people get run down and then the Moose sees that it's done its job of showing you who's boss and defending its young/territory.
Most people who get attacked by Moose are run down while jogging, hiking, or biking. Most of them survive with minor injuries. You're talking about approx 400 fatalities to 50,000 injuries for the whole of North America. Most attacks are instigated by Moose with their young.
Your statement was heavily exaggerated. Still. They seriously outnumber Bear fatalities. That just goes to show how much you don't want to fuck with one.
This like saying: "Oh you survived a Shark attack? Bullshit. Tiger Sharks are massive and they can rip you apart in seconds!" but the truth is that most shark attacks end with one single bite and the person survives.
@@Unethical.Dodgson The language being used is pretty important imo. Being "trampled" and being "run down" do imply different levels of threat. Being "run down" by a moose can simply mean that it was intimidating you into leaving it and the calf alone, but being "trampled" implies that the moose actually stepped on you, which would lead to horrific injuries at best.
Same thing with shark "attacks" since if a shark _attacked_ you then it would be highly unlikely for you to live to tell the tale, but as you said most incidents involving sharks end with just one light nibble from the shark because it's checking to see if you're edible. 99.9% of the time that ends with the shark thinking "ew, no" and leaving.
Not gonna lie this was really hard to sit through. I can only imagine how hard it was to sit for the actual episode. Thank you for taking a bullet for us
Easy episode to watch. A lot of fun. If you have certain "hang ups" with certain things...them you might wanna let this show go. Among much of main stream media today.
@thetrib1 I watch or read very little made after 2012... I find myself watching my favorite movies from the 40s and 50s
@@ketami2 there you go. This ain't for you and that's fine
@@thetrib1🤡🚨. Cope harder sweetheart, we know criticism of your cult is terrifying to you. You like crap as long as it pushes the message , we get it. Just stop trying to make us brain-dead as well.
Well it's not meant to be taken very seriously. People on CZcams exaggerate how bad it is. It wasn't great, but it wasn't as bad as he's making it out to be.
Damn…. When you fail so hard you make even Jodie look brilliant.
Ouch!
Now THAT is an achievement.
Can we have a posthumous defamation case on behalf of Harry Houdini? It's in very bad taste to pervert someone's legacy.
I’ve no idea if harry houdini was gay and if he was fine no problem, but if he wasn’t and I’m a member of his family you wouldn’t be happy, it’s like Russel t Davies grandson 😂saying he was straight on a mainstream tv series in 50 years
to be fair they did this to Shakespeare in S3E2 fifteen years ago, at least that was a throwaway comment but if you go back and rewatch new-who Davis has been doing this shit for ages, he could well be the first.
Its more shipping fantasy from RTD.
@bossmantyrrells1596 We should never have put up with the character of captain Jack. He was a pervert and his disgusting behaviour was being celebrated in a family show. And we let it slide.
@bossmantyrrells1596 We should never have put up with the character of captain Jack. He was a pervert and his disgusting behaviour was being celebrated in a family show. And we let it slide.
The person who brought the show back to life was also the one who buried it. Its like poetry, it rhymes.
Made my peace with the fact that this New, New Who isn't aimed at me. The 2005 version totally hit the mark with Chris E, as did David T and Matt S. I started to lose it a bit with Peter C but his excellent acting carried me through. We had our time, we will always have those episodes and i guess as the original series had to face the fact that the modern viewership has moved on, so must we. We done well though but if all this new crazy stuff doesn't work out, don't expect my good will.
You are giving this new doctor way too much credit.
gotta disagree with you there. new new who is terrible and deserves no sympathy
This sums up exactly how I feel! Like, to the dot. This Doctor Who is made for a younger audience, (Gen Z, probably even Generation Alpha by this point) it's moving with the times and as a result it's just a different beast now. The show we loved has come to an end, but it will always be there to rewatch and will live on in us fans, audio adventures, fanfics, books etc. I have peace with how NuWho came to an end with Tennant's Doctor and Donna finding happiness, it was a fitting ending. I don't expect this New, New Doctor Who to be the same as the old stuff, therefore I still enjoyed the episode casually and don't feel the need to rage about how it's not the same anymore. It's just a different show now, and it's ok, times change!
I feel like this more and more with ALL tv these days. Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC… they all do this woke crap. Every character now has multiple different race friends. One’s an Arthur but wants to be a Martha. The others in a wheelchair. Every female character has to be a girl boss. I’ve started watching films from the 90s and early 2000s to avoid this bollocks.
@@D__03 Gen Z are adults. Even the youngest are probably at least teenagers. RTD's newest episodes since the 60th seem like they're aimed at small children. Gen Alpha sounds more appropriate.
The dancing skirt scene was so gay, that even a stereotypical gay guy will tell them to dial it down a notch
they should have just had the dr bumming some dude in the club toilets
It’s not a fooking skirt! It’s a goddamn KILT!
The magic of new who: they made the audience disappear
Unlike a magician, they haven't figure out how to get them back even if the obvious solution is staring them in the face.
You even watch the episode?
Well, the Doctor had that hot summer with Houdini, so...
@@mayotango1317Seen more than enough with the trailers and pictures. Not going to waste more time on them then necessary. If someone serves me shit on a plate. I don’t need to taste it to knows it’s bad. I have eyes and a nose. Also, having the person insult you for not liking the crap they have served me really makes me sure that I don’t want to be served crap. Going to send that back to the kitchen, if only their few brain dead fans could accept criticism.
@@mayotango1317 yeah it sucked, nearly as much as the amount of "sonic screwdrivers" Ncuti's sucked.
That cotton eye Joe quip had my audibly laughing. 😂 RIP The Doctor
Starting over with a clean slate seems to have backfired a bit. The doctor is now apparently an entirely new character, and you don't see much of the other new who actors in him. While that isn't an objectively bad thing, it does make the whole regeneration concept a lot less compelling, since it isn't the same software with a different face - its as new and weird as the sonic screwdriver
Welp...the BBC always wanted to cancel Doctor Who back in the day. What better way to get what they've always wanted then by having the fans wanting the same thing?😑
Back then, the 80's, the BBC saw it as a joke, a relic of the 60's. Now we have the reverse, because the BBC sees this show as crucial in pushing THE MESSAGE, whereas the fans just want it to be cancelled to put it out of its misery.
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623yep
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 what the hell is "THE MESSAGE" and why is it in all caps
@@sola_is_chillingSocial justice politics.
@@NewCanada im just more confused, is it some right wing crap
I don't care what they tell you in school, Doctor Who was black!
- My grandma
Well played!
😂
Davina McColl, the actor you find when you've burst through the bottom of the barrel you've been scraping.
Disparu, I thought your genius had peaked with the disastrous 'Rings of Power', but I see you were only gearing up for the catastrophe that is the new 'Doctor Who' series. This review was a work of absolute genius! Continue, please!
You can tell Ncuti only had one casting session from this. In most of these clips, he's borderline incomprehensible.
Somehow I don't think it was his acting ability they were testing. I would say "He can't get any campier" but I get the feeling that would be considered a challenge.
No doubt in my mind that Ncuti had some private sessions with RTD.
His cheeks have been clapped.
@@metalmugen My thoughts exactly
had "dinner" with the director
I’m convinced ncuti gatwa is giving russel t Davies lethal sloppy toppy to have gotten the role as the doctor the guy can’t act
Seems likely. Ezra muller comes to mind lol
he appears to have trouble speaking, let alone acting.
he resets his "accent?" every couple of minutes.
its very very odd.
At least Ezra Miller was the Mad Goose Wizard. So he had that going for him. @@IstariAzul777
@deadprivacy yeah, his english/Scottish accent seems really forced.
hard disagree, Ncuti was one of the best performances in the episode the guy can definitely act
He finally accomplished the thing that The Master, Davros, The Dalleks and other enemies throughout time and space could not do…kill Doctor Who for good
They literally tried to capitalize on Labyrinth?????
So, literally, the first thing this guy does after regenerating is hit up the gay club?
Got to set the tone early..
Let us not forget the scene where the snowman head nearly crushes Gatwa. Leading to him telling the officer ''I've just been snowmaned'' seems innocent enough right?
only the term ''snowmaned'' also refers to a specific act involving fingers and rectums amongst certain communities.
So in actuality. gay Doctor leaves a gay bar and references a gay act....We see you Russell. He writes this knowing full well kids re-enact what they see and hear.
@@sketch_0193oh that’s gross never heard it called that before
@@Dancestar1981 I wasn't too thrilled after My gay friend explained it to me either lol
@@sketch_0193 Uh, that's not what "snowmanning" is. Could you provide a source for this, cause I don't think that's true at all
How many hours did you have to recover from saying Jodie made a better Doctor?
It's not that big of a stretch - Jodie isn't a bad actress, she was miscast and given terrible scripts, but she can actually act.
@@lostalone9320agreed even a phenomenal actor can't make garbage good
Plus, she was 100% in on THE MESSAGE@@lostalone9320 . Also, she did not care about Doctor Who, not even to watch the classic series. She only copied 10& 11
Side note: I don't remember why the algorithm gave me your channel but thank you. Thank you for your common sense and pushing me to follow my dreams this year. You don't know me but thank you. Bless your family this new year.
I've had chronic depression for years, and your videos make me laugh out loud. This review makes up for Robyn Hood being over! (Seriously, let's get a season 2!)
That being said, I haven't watched any of the new Dr Who specials, and seeing this one even second hand in your hilarious review still caused me physical pain. I used to love the Doctor, but after Capaldi it's gotten SO bad. They've lost me. My condolences to the British people for losing such a beloved historic icon. RIP to Doctor Who.
Cheers from the States!
Disparu has been rather good for me, in this regard. Hopefully, your day gets better. 🙏
I won't watch this shit, Disparu's reviews are fantastic
Wishing you happiness this year xx
I genuinely can’t believe how bad this is. RIP Doctor Who
I was playing on my Nintendo switch while watching this episode and was loke wtf is this queer nonsense..
Funnily enough, I didn't hate it that much when I watched it. But now that I've seen this, I see just how awful it is. LOL
A friend recently made me interested in doctor who (I saw like 2 episodes like 15+ years ago when I was way younger and it made no sense), my first re-introduction episode was the angels episode (where the doctor is reading from the finished transcript of the conversation he's having with the two people through a video recording chat thing), then I see the 'new who', and even I can see that somehow they butchered this series.
Go watch the weeping angels episode (especially with almost no understanding of anything) then jump into this new stuff 😅, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question 'how TF' (and then probly cry again).
Side note: the weeping angels episode can be scary AF to some (but, it's also exceptionally well written imo, unlike this new knock-off thing with the same franchise name).
@@floorruglara agreed. Blink is still the best episode of Dr Who for me
@@floorruglara That's so strange. I thought David Tennant and "Blink" (the episode you're thinking of) were considered the "New Who."
Man do I hate when they do things like retconning real people to fit *the message.* Implying that Houdini cheated on his wife just to explain getting out of a rope is disgusting.
It's a fucking joke in a sci-fi show, y'all take this shit way too seriously
@@KrishanChoudhury-xw7dr jokes and lines are repeated constantly in Doctor Who, this shouldn't be news to anyone
@NightShinerStudio Jodie Whittaker said a similar line, about a ''something something wet summer with Houdini'' can't remember the episode name but it was the one where her and co met King James
@NightShinerStudio
If your ‘joke’ is made with hate, ill-willed, etc, it’s not a ‘joke’, and saying “I was just kidding”, ain’t gonna cut it.
This is blackface, cultural vandalism/appropriation, and it’s done as a “fvck you” to anyone not obsessively far left.
Pretending “it’s just a joke”, is disingenuous at best.
They do it because Houdini was Jewish and the BBC is anti-Semitic.
All her best acting bits are all about validating him to us. I find that telling.
It's strange isn't it? So many lengths to go to. Even down to the "gazingly longingly at the clearly gay guy camping it up on the dancefloor" to being delighted he got it on with Harry Houdini
There was a way to make Old Woman, the past destruction of the goblin ship, and Blonde Clara Oswald make sense in the story:
When the Doctor goes back in time, have the shadowy shape of BCO's mother look back and see the ship's destruction and the Doctor replace BCO back on the doorstep. Then, when the Doctor comes back to the future, have OW remark how she'd seen the box -- and him -- a long time ago. The Doctor's confused for a second until he figures it out: *OW is BCO's mother!* He asks why she hasn't made herself known, but OW says she's always looked out for her, but just wants BCO to have a better life than she could give her, and tells him not to tell BCO. OW looking out for her secret daughter is why she then tells BCO to go into the TARDIS and travel with the Doctor, because she knows he's a time traveler, has already saved her life once, and knows it'll be an amazing adventure for her daughter to have.
I can't be bothered to try and work all that out and whether it makes sense or not. No disrespect too you, I'm sure it works. But now we just have to fix the other three specials and all the JW episodes. Naa, I'm out. LOL
@@PeterCamberwick I've actually had an idea on how to do that for a while: Make it meta.
It's a Special where you bring back Matt Smith, Jenna Coleman, and Peter Capaldi, who all go to Earth to check out a strange broadcast, What's this broadcast? An in-universe _Doctor Who_ television show, created due to all the alien invasions around Xmas time making Earth's enigmatic alien protector known as "The Doctor" become famous. I doubt you'd be able to get Jodie, Chibnall, or "the fam" back, but it'd be funny to squeeze them in (you'll see how soon).
Anyway, the actors on the show mistake the Doctor and Clara as former actors returning for an episode/special, but the whole thing turns out to be a kind of "love letter" from Missy, who Clara only knows as 'the lady from the shop' who gave her the number to the TARDIS. The regenerative power of time travel activates the repurposed Cybermen tech they've been using for costumes, and they go on a killing spree, destroying the sets, killing some actors/writers/showrunner, etc. (people who look suspiciously like the to-be retconned series actors). The Doctor manages to finish them off (perhaps due to Capaldi's Doctor being blasted and having to Regenerate), and Missy escapes, but the damage is done: The show can't go on anymore.
Now, they won't say for sure which episodes/series get retconned out of existence due to being part of this in-universe show, so it's something they can leave up to the fans or announce later. This whole in-universe show though convinces Matt Smith's Doctor that "He's gotten too big," and that he's got to erase all knowledge of his existence, which he does, starting with records of the show.
That, actualy makes this so much better, and actualy makes sense.
Initially when the woman sees the 'box' disappear and has no real reaction to it and then is subsequently just used to it, I just took the thought approach that she was old and must've thought she was seeing things, and was just like 'well yep, things are doing the thing again'.
Your fix to this is far better and fits way better than that the woman is just thinks she's crazy and is aware of it.
Dollar store Katie Perry has high school theater levels of acting talent.
You mean the people who get cast in high school productions. I've been a damn good actress since I first became interested in it at six years old. But I wasn't popular, so I never got cast in high school productions, while those who were popular or seniors but couldn't act always got the leads.
I’m sure Gatwa is only the new “DR WHO” because he’s screwing RTD
hey, 20 quid is 20 quid
In the b.
The 2,974th Doctor
C'est impossiblé! Mr. D is a happily married man! You wouldn't accuse him, a proud man of the gay, for amorous impropriety, would you?
Is RTD gay? Because I was thinking the same thing
It isn’t Christmas without seeing Davina on television either advertising her latest keep fit video or appearing in a television show like this where she still can’t act .
Oh come on, dead set was a good one 👌
“We’re having a baby for Christmas!”
“Aww, I wanted turkey…”
Dr. Woke and the No Good, Awful, Pretty Stupid, Downright Terrible Christmas
Indoctrinator Who.
The Grinch couldn't even come up with something this diabolical to ruin Christmas
@@rogerborgbrilliant 😂
Imagine being this pathetic
@@wolfbane7497😂
I'm not sure how they can top a gay African Doctor, we have may have finally reached peak Diversity.
Oh no, they have 2 or 3 boxes still to tick to reach peak "diversity".
He's not disabled or mentally ill. Failed those two boxes. Edit: A lump hammer can fix many things.
These kind of woke folk only know 2 types of diversity. - race and physical disability. sadly they wont even consider addressing mental health.@@jackochainsaw
The holy grail of “trans”.
I desperately want a DW episode to start with Peter Capaldi going into regeneration, then a new (real) Doctor appears and goes "Whoa, that was weird"
This is the perfect analogy of post 2010 writing.
Take an establish property loved by many and change literally everything that made it great for the sake of completing a diversity checklist
They do this garbage in the name of Identity Politics. Remember, these people are added to a show so the so-called "marginalized" among us can see someone like them portrayed on the screen. Well when you focus on just 5% of the world's population, the other 95% aren't going to find a character that they can identify with. And those are the people who watch, support and merch shows like this. So, since I don't see anything or anyone on the show that I can identify with, I will take my marginalized self and watch something else. Like the classic episodes on Pluto TV or Amazon.
I mean we all knew where it was going, but still it amazes me how much the BBC hates money.
The BBC is funded by TV license taxes whether anyone watches their shows or not.
The BBC doesn't run on profits its public television funded with tax dollars
It doesn't hate money as much as it hates wht men, apparently.
@@robm8809 they ALREADY HAVE everyone's money... ffs it's not like most channels it's basicly PBS it's govt funded god how many times do we have to day that before yall catch on... they dont NEED to turn a profit
@prestigemultimediagroup6436 They don't have everyone's money. We currently have a choice whether to support the BBC, we can choose to cancel our TV licenses and not pay for this sh.. and a great many already have. However, I believe that when the license fee becomes untenable due to enough people cancelling it, the government will fund the BBC from either general taxation, or it will be added to council tax. While the BBC hates the tories, both the BBC and the tories are controlled by the same globalist bosses. While the BBC is pumping out globalist, anti-Wht, anti-British propaganda and messaging, it won't be allowed to collapse.
Why does the doctor smile as wide as he can when he sees a baby on a conveyer belt about to die, saying, "fascinating!" or "This is where they feast". It's like they are aiming for hedonistic psychopath.
It's called a joke? That's the irony.
Harry Houdini was married for 32 years, but hell the Doctor could turn anyone obviously....
I've seen slow moving conveyor belts but that conveyor belt was considerate enough to wait for 2 musical numbers
😂😂😂😂
I liked the conveyor belt. It was the funniest thing in the show.
I wasn't expecting much from Gatwa's performance due to 2 reliable red flags. 1. His short imdb credits list, which for some reason is common in roles like this, i.e. canon or history breaking raceswaps and roles like Reva's in Kenobi. I've wondered if experienced/good actors just know not to to take these roles. 2. The fact he was cast quickly. He reportedly just walked in one time and RTD was like, "You're hired!" Quick casting has become a problem lately, leading to lots of miscastings in key roles the past several years. They used to take a lot more time about it- and they did indeed use the old school way for One Piece, which led to not just well cast actors, but also ones that had chemistry with each other.
How much you want to bet that RTD is running a "Gay Weinstein" casting couch?
@@DickDicksteinGay Weinstein casting couch, ha,ha,ha. You have a great ass Gatwa, you're hired. Ha, ha.
@@craigcarroll3303 Those PR photos of Gatwa "submitting" to RTD with his hand on his face like his little toy probably confirms this. 🤣
Crazy how much casting affects a show or production and as an audience we just don't even think about it generally UNLESS it goes wrong in some way lol
He gave the best sloppy toppy.
For me the Dr. Who series died after Peter Capaldi's Doctor. Haven't watched any Dr Who since. RIP
This episode is an accurate representation of what the elites do to our children today through ideology.
You're talking about this CZcams video, right? Such extremist indoctrination and grooming!
@@DavidHHH99calling everyone you dont like a bigot is why no one likes you
@@DavidHHH99Nah, we're talking about elitist perverts using ideology to groom children.
I love the new Dr Who. He's brought out the absolute BEST in Disparu!
Mate, this video had me crying! Never stop doing what you do 😂😂💪
So funny 😂😂😂😂
Dank, the Doctor's name isn't Doctor Who.
Doctor Who is the title of the show. Doctor Who is more of a question.
The main character is the Doctor. That's the only name we're given.
Agreed. This is one of his funniest!!! 😆 Bravo mate!
our enjoyment of Disparu should not make us cheer on the ruination of beloved iconic IPs
calm yourself jeez
@uknowitstru1 it's deserved, this is NOT Doctor Who..
I forget who I heard say it. But this is not an actor playing The Doctor. This is an Actor Playing themselves in place of The Doctor. This is Gatwa Playing Gatwa.
Every time I think it couldn't possibly get any worse...
Somehow, they always magically manage.
That photo of Russell.T.Davies and his gay doctor tells you everything you need to know about this series he wants gay fan fiction.
You'd see a lot more bumping and grinding...hell...kissing at the very least if that was the case
Honestly, at this point, I've just stopped watching the show. It ended with Capaldi. The rest of this is nothing but a fever dream.
Same.
It ended with Smith for me. Matt Smith was the last Doctor I will ever watch/rewatch. The Eleventh Doctor died of old age on Trenzalore and the universe mourns. The End (for me).
Capaldi was a good Doctor with heinous writing and the worst companions. Whitiker was an insult to tv. Bringing Tennant back was a shameless attempt to bring back the audience. Gatwa will probably be the last attempt.
For me, it ended when Clara left. Capaldi's final season had some pretty odd decisions, trying to make Missy/the Master into the Doctor's BFF. I never liked the companion Bill Pott either. All she did was remind the audience, "I'm black, and I'm gay." (Nevermind that Martha or Cpt. Jack existed years prior). Moffat fumbled the ball by the end, foreshadowing things to come. Still, the final season is at least watchable. I struggled to force myself through the lone episode or two of Jodie Whittaker's era. I still honestly find it hard to believe they seriously cast a female Doctor. It sounds horribly sexist to idiots to say something like that, but it's no more ridiculous than saying a female Batman or a female James Bond is an absurd self-contradiction. If you want a female Batman...then invent Batgirl. If you want a female Doctor, they already did that ages ago, in the characters of Romana or River Song.
@@UnchainedEruption "All she did was remind the audience, "I'm black, and I'm gay."" She mentioned it like three times, dude. Just because someone is gay doesn't mean they're inherently pushing an agenda onto you. This new season, however...
I’m calling it now. They will reveal that Ruby is from Gallifrey. She will be a new Timelord, and they’ll have a new spinoff.
This review really stayed focused and provided a lot of--all be it painful--information, thanks for watching this so I don't have to. Happy New Year, Disparu!
Of course viewership will drop when they find someone who only appeals to the smallest minority of the population... Absolutely horrible casting choice.
Once upon a time. Once upon a Gay Lord.
hahahha
"Check every'ting." couldn't possibly sound more Doctor Who.
I was curious since he didn't show numbers of other Christmas specials especially the new doctor episodes starting with Tennant. The 10th doctors first special 9.8m, 11th doctor 12.1m, 12th 8.2m, 13th 7.1m from Wikipedia. Biggest overall Christmas special was Tennant's third, also the third special altogether "Voyage of the Damned" with 13.3m then followed by the next special which had 13.1m. The closest to this special from this video is the 13th doctors last one at 4.4m. Tennant coming back for the 3 one hour long specials as the 14th doctor averaged 7.1m.
Thank you Disparu for your fabulously funny mauling of the complete train-wreck this programme is.
here here. I never thought a train reck could be so much fun. I'm actually glad this thing that used to be Doctor Who is continuning, so we get to watch more reviews like this. LOL
@@PeterCamberwick Your gonna love the Dr's new sonic fart .
I mean, what child doesn’t want to see a gay Dr Who dancing around with another man in a club? That's the essence of Dr Who, surely🤔
I was just sick and tired of all the female companions thinking they had a chance of bedding the doctor. Well, at least this one doesn't have a chance. Thats why i liked Bill Potts because she was just there for the fun and adventure
I didn't realize the bi generation was actually the doctor expelling all the nastiness out of him. I would have thought Russel would have made a show about the purified doctor though, not the waste product.
Old lady is the new companion watching herself start her journey, isn’t she? I hope not, but if so that means any time she’s in danger we know she won’t die. Great job setting the stakes down to zero.
I was thinking the same thing. The old lady is going to turn out to be the new companion.
@@michaelplowman8674 I’m glad Disparu is here to take the bullet for us to find out if we were right because I’m not going to be watching Dr Who any other way.
Added to the fact that the timeless child made the Doctor immortal, and now, he’s lost his guilt and his conscience. There’s no risk in any decision he makes. He’s got nothing to lose so there’s no stakes, ever. It also means he’s the most dangerous doctor who could watch worlds burn without batting an eyelid. The exact opposite of what the show has embodied.
@@floyd1677 Excellent point. Guess I’ll be missing the Doctor who put this advice to heart(s): Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Hate is always foolish. Love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.”
I dont think she`d tell herself good luck. she`s probably someone else who met the two of them when she was younger.
I quite liked the friend selection in the taxi… one black girl, one Indian girl, and a transsexual. I can’t imagine any taxi cab anywhere in the UK ever consisting of a such a group of individuals - it’s completely unrealistic.
To be fair, my social circle includes black, indian, middle eastern people, among others, but none of them make it a core part of their identity, theyre just my friends lol
BBC broadcasting house, every evening!
no chinese though which was disappointing
They all got to “see themselves”, so that’s important and “literally saves lives”.
@@samblack5313 lol.😁😁👍👍
The problem with the BBC is the TV licence fee, while they continue to be guaranteed their £3.2 billion per year from the public's pockets they don't give two shits whether their content is worth viewing or not.
Look at it this way, if your salary was guaranteed, regardless of whether you worked your butt off or just sat on your arse doing nothing, which would you choose to do?
So long as the licence fee remains the BBC will just continue to pump shite out. If, however, they were forced to go commercial they would HAVE to produce content that appeals to more people because advertisers wouldn't want to waste advertising revenue on a channel that has no viewership.
I can’t believe this was made, but I’m glad you reviewed it
Where did you manage to find all of that strange footage claiming it as the latest Doctor Who? Surely, nobody in their right mind would have conceived of and filmed such a terrible, terrible show...
The other day my sister was watching a CBBC kids (5yr olds range) TV show and for around 30 seconds I genuinely thought it was the new Dr Who
Well this is what you get for bringing Russell T Davies back.
People tried to warn them that he'd make the biggest pigs ear of things he could because he's built for the message era. But everyone just had to listen to an American and an egg.
An egg?
@@MediumRareOpinions Az
@@MediumRareOpinions If I had to guess, they mean the trans slang for egg.
@@rorrim0 Nope, I mean a bald guy who has a head like an egg.
@@UncensoredScion ah.
Something else no-one seems to be commenting about that annoyed me.. They stuck with bloody Mavity. Fgs, as if we needed reminders of that Newton scene.
"Hey our show is doing terribly, and bleeding viewers. I know! Let's intentionally do thing that we know are going to piss off diehard fans, the only ones left, and for some reason we think that will give us the viewers we need!"