He's like an allegory or adulthood. Sometimes the stuff you really want to do, you're just not good at. This killer should really look into being a therapist. He heals people more than he hurts them.
I was about to like the comment, but it’s at 666 likes and I didn’t wanna ruin that, so instead I’m letting you know that I completely agree 😂 poor guy
This killer can't even get arrested by the cops. He called the police and admitted to the crimes of kidnapping and 911 pretty much hung up on him because his crimes didn't qualify. Dude, there are other paths.
Plot twist! Diane is manipulating her patients to go out and commit crimes to work out her own issues. Plot Twist! The killer really IS Diane, with a split personality, or a trans alter ego-- hold on that's an offensive stereotype, maybe a horror trope cosplayer? Plot twist! There IS NO DIANE. She is a mass psychosis that people in this wretched town have been using to give themselves permission to enact their perverse subconscious desires. Diane. Not the serial killer we need but the serial killer we deserve. Plot twist! This is actually a DOCUMENTARY. Diane has been recording these scenes with the purpose of throwing the pathology of our modern media culture back in our faces. But actually being unable to admit that she has been co-opted by that same media machine's offer of filthy monetization lucre. Plot twist! There is no plot twist! It's just some guy who's watched too many sadistic movies and has unclear life goals. You should really go see Diane. Plot twist! The killer is motivated by having a tiny penis... They cut it off a wall street day trader and now they are obsessed with finding another one to make a matched set. Plot twist! In a redemption arc, it turns out that all of these heinous acts were necessary to bring about the happy ending. We so misjudged Mr. Darcy! Twat plist! Goddammit, why can't I stop doing that? Plot twist! So it was all just a dream... until you work up for real!
Plot twist! Diane is manipulating her patients to go out and commit crimes to work out her own issues. Plot Twist! The killer really IS Diane, with a split personality, or a trans alter ego-- hold on that's an offensive stereotype, maybe a horror trope cosplayer? Plot twist! There IS NO DIANE. She is a mass psychosis that people in this wretched town have been using to give themselves permission to enact their perverse subconscious desires. Diane. Not the serial killer we need but the serial killer we deserve. Plot twist! This is actually a DOCUMENTARY. Diane has been recording these scenes with the purpose of throwing the pathology of our modern media culture back in our faces. But actually being unable to admit that she has been co-opted by that same media machine's offer of filthy monetization lucre. Plot twist! There is no plot twist! It's just some guy who's watched too many sadistic movies and has unclear life goals. You should really go see Diane. Plot twist! The killer is motivated by having a tiny penis... They cut it off a wall street day trader and now they are obsessed with finding another one to make a matched set. Plot twist! In a redemption arc, it turns out that all of these heinous acts were necessary to bring about the happy ending. We so misjudged Mr. Darcy! Plot Twist! The call is coming from inside your head! Get out of there! Twat plist! Goddammit, why can't I stop doing that? Plot twist! So it was all just a dream... until you work up for real!
I have ADHD and not only did I really identify with the ADHD character but also you had me stuck in this 20-minute-video when I usually can't watch anything longer than 1 minute. You're a genius
You can’t kill anyone properly without someone wanting death, getting kinky, or just ruining the fun in general…. Also the killer looks like he would he would be grabbing people with mental health issues and so he’s just surprise adopting people
these are freaking hilarious. especially the ones where people are just like "nah, peace out life" So damn relatable. Cuz honestly, if I was kidnapped and threated with brutal torture or murder or whatever, i'd genuinely just be like, screw it, i'm good to peace out of life, i'm not gonna do this whole torture thing. And OMG that server thing. "They only gave me 3 days off." That shit is way too real. Did that service industry shit for a decade and it made me hate LITERALLY everyone.
It's so refreshing to hear someone telling it like it is and talking about how hellish life is for Millennials and Gen Z. The scary parts are the parts where the characters are transparent about the awful quality of life we have now.
Each skit is a masterclass in comedic genius! Absolutely side-splitting, timeless and relatable (even for this Gen X-er), and strangely therapeutic. Serial Killer is now my favourite bit. Thanks for the laughs, Stanzi ❤🔪
I kinda want for Killer and his wife to start working things out you know? I think it’d be hilarious and ironic bc he always ends up helping his victims lol
I would say you need a show but we all know corporations just suck the soul out of great talents and turn your vision into a dead husk of what it once was so imma just say keep it up cause these videos are hilarious!
"Feet are 1 out of 2 but my personality is a 10/10."
OMG that's iconic
I think that's my favorite. 😂
@Charity I think same cause of the delivery 😆
That'd actually made a very funny profile description on tinder.
@@knightenchanter7908 "there's a fun little bio for my tinder"
I actually saw this in a bio but it was legs.
At this point the killer is a better therapist than Diane. Bet he’s cheaper too
He's cheaper but still costs an arm an a leg
@@psyduck8025cheaper than any therapist I’ve ever had
He even picks you up for the appointment
I feel so bad for the serial killer they can never get anyone to actually do it lmao
He's like an allegory or adulthood. Sometimes the stuff you really want to do, you're just not good at. This killer should really look into being a therapist. He heals people more than he hurts them.
@@hdjksa52 that’s a good point
@@hdjksa52 He should go see Diane for that.
I was about to like the comment, but it’s at 666 likes and I didn’t wanna ruin that, so instead I’m letting you know that I completely agree 😂 poor guy
@@redloona1085 he does see Diane
This killer can't even get arrested by the cops. He called the police and admitted to the crimes of kidnapping and 911 pretty much hung up on him because his crimes didn't qualify. Dude, there are other paths.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Wish that was included.
That was the Kidnapper
Different character but close enough
@@nhae0 Then it makes sense why it wasn't included. Thanks. 🫠
@@dominicwehrmann8515 Thanks for the information. I get why they weren't included now. 🙃🫠
I love the implication that the serial killer started seeing Diane after his victim "recommended" her.
I think Diane is just like, the ONLY therapist there, and basically everyone knows Diane.
😂
“Go to like a Trader Joe’s they have the will to live” as someone who frequents a Trader Joe’s, they do not, or at least I don’t
Agreed! I also frequent a Trader Joe’s often, no will to live there.
@@Your_Favorite_Rose either this is a shocking coincidence, or many Trader Joe’s people have also given up on life
Oh hey! Same
Then why do you care about what you put in your body? Cause eating better is supposed to help with depression? Hope dies last i guess
Yeah, the will to live is a Whole Foods, not Trader Joe's
Better than the entire saw franchise 👌
No..... but it’s good but not better
I agree!
I know, right?😀👍🔥
I agree except for Saw 1. But this easily is better than all the rest. Lol😅
"A Blockbuster video in my town" That narrows down the killer's location significantly.
The last operating Blockbuster is in the Pacific Northwest, I believe. How appropriate for a serial killer 😆
Specifically Bend, Oregon!
I love how the killer and the New Yorker both went full Will Smith with the "keep my wife's name out your f'n mouth 😂
His wife is my favorite character in this series. "Say it again with your chest" 🤣
I love how he's a serial killer but he still has enough decency to call corporate about workplace problems
He’s not a monster!
Good heavens, Diane is really doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Plot twist! Diane is manipulating her patients to go out and commit crimes to work out her own issues.
Plot Twist! The killer really IS Diane, with a split personality, or a trans alter ego-- hold on that's an offensive stereotype, maybe a horror trope cosplayer?
Plot twist! There IS NO DIANE. She is a mass psychosis that people in this wretched town have been using to give themselves permission to enact their perverse subconscious desires. Diane. Not the serial killer we need but the serial killer we deserve.
Plot twist! This is actually a DOCUMENTARY. Diane has been recording these scenes with the purpose of throwing the pathology of our modern media culture back in our faces. But actually being unable to admit that she has been co-opted by that same media machine's offer of filthy monetization lucre.
Plot twist! There is no plot twist! It's just some guy who's watched too many sadistic movies and has unclear life goals. You should really go see Diane.
Plot twist! The killer is motivated by having a tiny penis... They cut it off a wall street day trader and now they are obsessed with finding another one to make a matched set.
Plot twist! In a redemption arc, it turns out that all of these heinous acts were necessary to bring about the happy ending. We so misjudged Mr. Darcy!
Twat plist! Goddammit, why can't I stop doing that?
Plot twist! So it was all just a dream...
until you work up for real!
Plot twist! Diane is manipulating her patients to go out and commit crimes to work out her own issues.
Plot Twist! The killer really IS Diane, with a split personality, or a trans alter ego-- hold on that's an offensive stereotype, maybe a horror trope cosplayer?
Plot twist! There IS NO DIANE. She is a mass psychosis that people in this wretched town have been using to give themselves permission to enact their perverse subconscious desires. Diane. Not the serial killer we need but the serial killer we deserve.
Plot twist! This is actually a DOCUMENTARY. Diane has been recording these scenes with the purpose of throwing the pathology of our modern media culture back in our faces. But actually being unable to admit that she has been co-opted by that same media machine's offer of filthy monetization lucre.
Plot twist! There is no plot twist! It's just some guy who's watched too many sadistic movies and has unclear life goals. You should really go see Diane.
Plot twist! The killer is motivated by having a tiny penis... They cut it off a wall street day trader and now they are obsessed with finding another one to make a matched set.
Plot twist! In a redemption arc, it turns out that all of these heinous acts were necessary to bring about the happy ending. We so misjudged Mr. Darcy!
Plot Twist! The call is coming from inside your head! Get out of there!
Twat plist! Goddammit, why can't I stop doing that?
Plot twist! So it was all just a dream...
until you work up for real!
Diane out here having a monopoly of all these people. Get that bread Diane!
The comp we needed for so long is finally here 😭
Why can't we have this made into a full Netflix series into the terrible stuff they're putting out now? 😭😩
I love how much of a chokehold the wife has on the serial killer, it’s truly iconic
ahh yes. my favorite true crime documentary
When the person who kidnapped you becames your therapist
*unwilling therapist. Which is on them. You kidnapped me. Now you have to deal with the breakdown
Idk how you can make something so dark so funny, but I love it. Your serial killer series has always been one of my favorites, so keep it up!
"[wails of 1000 indecisive bitches]"
Killed me. Whoever did that caption is awesome. 😂
I have ADHD and not only did I really identify with the ADHD character but also you had me stuck in this 20-minute-video when I usually can't watch anything longer than 1 minute. You're a genius
Look a squirrel!!
Diane is the best. She keeps that town together😂😂
Lmao this is just what I needed, this is my absolute favourite character of yours
"he look over there, it's no eyes nancy stumbling over a traffic cone cuz she's got no eyes, she can't see"
this shit got me dead 💀💀💀
Another comp of a true artist
"The streets of New York were directed by Quentin Tarantino". My God, I loved it!!
You can’t kill anyone properly without someone wanting death, getting kinky, or just ruining the fun in general….
Also the killer looks like he would he would be grabbing people with mental health issues and so he’s just surprise adopting people
these are freaking hilarious. especially the ones where people are just like "nah, peace out life"
So damn relatable. Cuz honestly, if I was kidnapped and threated with brutal torture or murder or whatever, i'd genuinely just be like, screw it, i'm good to peace out of life, i'm not gonna do this whole torture thing.
And OMG that server thing. "They only gave me 3 days off." That shit is way too real. Did that service industry shit for a decade and it made me hate LITERALLY everyone.
Nah, I feel you. Like if there's a way for me to live I might try but if its death or death like whatever's faster
I'm not gonna lie, this killer seems like a cool guy
I fucking love him so much. Just a little sassy sweetheart on the inside.
That poor poor serial killer. He can't ever get a break.
“Anything but the task😑”
My ADHD summed up perfectly!!!!!!🤣👍🏻
I feel bad for the serial killer. Always getting their plans ruined😢
Damn, I love your content. It's so smart and weirdly wholesome. Thank you for your art!
"in this economy?! I'll be damned!" Always cracks me up
All the killer wants to do is make is life meaningful.
The ADHD one was actually relatable
I've been waiting for a collection of these! Thanks, Stanzi!
Ahhhh! I got a heart! Thanks again, Stanzi!
“No one has the will today these days, people are hanging by a thread” 😂😂😂 so true
It's so refreshing to hear someone telling it like it is and talking about how hellish life is for Millennials and Gen Z. The scary parts are the parts where the characters are transparent about the awful quality of life we have now.
This would make a really good series on Netflix
Omg! 😆 😂 I love your skits so much! They make living in this chaotic world a little more bearable. Thank you!
Lol I miss these 😭
I like how the serial killer tries to kidnap people who have the will to live but severely underestimated his victims and didn't do his research 🤣
Would serial killer guy want to try become therapist like Diane instead? Because some advice he give to his victim is actually good lololol
Big fan thank you for sharing this compilation !
Stanzi, you absolutely need to do more with Diane as a character!
The New Yorker bit got me wheezing, what kind of life has you getting slapped on a daily basis?! Being proud of it too goddamn 😂 Love these skits!
"go have some sangria honey~"
"Yes, 'mam"
L + Shitty Serial Killer + No more victims
Each skit is a masterclass in comedic genius! Absolutely side-splitting, timeless and relatable (even for this Gen X-er), and strangely therapeutic. Serial Killer is now my favourite bit. Thanks for the laughs, Stanzi ❤🔪
I kinda want for Killer and his wife to start working things out you know? I think it’d be hilarious and ironic bc he always ends up helping his victims lol
I'd like to see what she can do with that too.
OMG i was searching for this! I love the serial killer series! I alwaya got so excited when she posts a new one! Hope new skits come out soon!!! 💖💖💖
13:40 this whole video rocks but 13:40 ADHD one made me almost roll off my bed laughing 😃 thank you Stanzi
Serial killer is nailing it 💅🏿
This is perfect, just found your channel, girl, that's some talent right there!! Keep it up
six feet under the radar is a banger true crime podcast name
5:22
the killer suddenly becomes a therapist
somehow went from torturing people to helping them
Diane is a very effective therapist.
14:40 I went from laughing to crying bro- this just described my life. In all honesty, you're really good at acting the emotion
"Welcoming the big sleep" kills me everytime
This is pure comedy pure fresh cut
i love this series!
You are fucking brilliant, Stanzi. Great job!
My favorite series by far 😂
All of these re always funny, but that last one just warms my very heart. Serial killer who actually cares
This is the best thing I've seen since llamas with hats
The fact that he started to go to Diana because of one of his victims
I would say you need a show but we all know corporations just suck the soul out of great talents and turn your vision into a dead husk of what it once was so imma just say keep it up cause these videos are hilarious!
Your hairs and outfits are drop-dead gorgeous!! Thank you for the lovely effort you put, and the jokes you crackk!! 🥰🥰
I love these😂Thank you! Everyday thank you; I’ve never smiled more in an entire day than I have watching this 20 min compilation🥰
I want stanzi in stereo saying "ooohh " as my ringtone 😆
The NewYork guy and the emo girl is my FAVORITE!!!!
HELL YEAH!!! SO TRUE BESTIE 💯
I still can't believe this was my intro to Saw and also I didn't realise it until WAY later after I watched several 😭😭😭
Most of these are more wholesome than anything
Friggin live for these! Thanks Stanzi!
I'm definitely animating your videos!
I love these so much ❤
I’m sitting here waiting for my car to be fixed cracking up😂😂. Stanzi is comedy gold 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This is one of my fav series on CZcams! Love ya ♥️
Officially my favorite youtube series of 2022.
His wife is kind of an icon. I love her ❤😂
you know...i miss mtv also
Hey Stanzi,
I really love that short in 17:30
It hits close home for me. It's really nice to hear it.
You've been cracking me up. I love it!!!!
Love love you put these together
I’m making chicken nuggets, anyone want any? Also I’ve been waiting for this vid
I'll take some! :D
ooh, chicken nuggets sound good! save me some please!
@@devynmolina2331 k 🍗🍗🍗(these are chicken nuggets!)
@@dealswithfae4863 kk here ya go!🍗🍗🍗
@@unicornmafia_6953 thank you!! >:D
Just the absolute best. Is it wrong that I love your humor when I’m 61?
Thank you for mapping my day end beautifully
Th cops have known where the warehouse is but they are such a good therapist no one has gone to stop them.
plus, no murders happening
This made my night. Gnite ❤
MXBDJSKDNFHKS STANZIIII THESE ARE AMAZING
I love these! I love all your vids. I shared it on facebook, you are hilarious.
Yay!!! That's the best I can express how great this compilation was.
Recently came across this Channel and being a fan of true crime this is awesome haha xD
This series is probably one of my favorites!
4:35 *clears throat*, then proceeds to unleashed a musical masterpiece
The best of Stanzi's skits right here
I've been waiting for this😍 also how the hell are you so funny?
I love these so much.
I love that first video's writing with all the foot jokes. It's a step above of the usual vids.