A fun fact about human memory is that we remember events based on how they end, so you forget the part where you pissed yourself a little, because at the end you got a medal.
Don’t forget that when you order your next coffee and they ask you for a name you have to tell them “SAM RAN A MARATHON” so when they call out your order the rest of the cafe know that you did indeed run a marathon. I mean nobody runs a marathon to keep it quiet unless they are some sort of psychopath!!!
It's like that with every Crossfitter. They never shut up about doing Crossfit. So you shouldn't be new to this.😂 If they are vegan too, it's a pure nightmare. Because they fill the breathing pauses while talking with vegan topics. Very 2 dimensional people.
A fun fact about human memory is that we remember events based on how they end, so you forget the part where you pissed yourself a little, because at the end you got a medal.
good ol' peak/end bias
*or sharted yourself for the first half marathon
@@SamCornforth Fr😂😂
Or you have ADHD and no success memory - fck this shit! 😂
Wasn't prepared for the helicopter with the medal 😭😂
Neither were my neighbours
@@SamCornforth 😂😂 "there goes that weirdo in no. 24 again 🙄" hahaha worth scaring the neighbours for the hilarious content mate, keep it up 🤙
My man, I am so sorry that the algorithm is holding out on you. Your videos are hilarious. Top tier content. Keep up the good work, champ.
Appreciate you being here brother 🙏 Thats all that matters!
My 10 year old marathon shirt is still going strong for the kudos! 😂
After the marathon: 🎶i am Never gonna Walk again. Hurting knees, got no support. I am never gonna walk again, ankles hurt like hell 🎶😢😂
*immediately signs up for the following year*
😂😂 thanks for the giggle
Tsh, Marathon? I just did the Mallorca Iron Man.
I bloody hope you got a calf tattoo, otherwise; WHAT IS THE POINT
Its a cure for my insanity within the insanity… but I am considering a MCU Iron Man tattoo 😆 .. This is my 11th Iron Man, and I will keep on going.
@@SamCornforthI had to look up the tattoo and was disappointed there wasn’t a baby cow involved.
Dang now i needa run one
May you run in peace 🪦
The last scene caught me off guard 😂 that was genius. Im taking my medal to Tesco’s 😂🤣
Don’t forget that when you order your next coffee and they ask you for a name you have to tell them “SAM RAN A MARATHON” so when they call out your order the rest of the cafe know that you did indeed run a marathon. I mean nobody runs a marathon to keep it quiet unless they are some sort of psychopath!!!
Get someone who likes you as much as a marathon runner likes telling you they run marathons 😩
That's sweet man
I hope I find someone like this one day 😭
Everything for the kudos!
Facts 🤝
Hey that's how I felt after a HALF marathon...🤣🤣🤣
As you should. Marathon is just literally longer montage and has you in existential crisis around 36K 🤷
Peter needs to face justice! ⚖️
My dad randomly infront of the neighbour 😅😅
My friend lost his nipples to marathon. RIP
Nah using it as a remote is insane 😂😂😂
Looks like i accidentally wore my mara medal instead of my office lanyard, just gonna have to spend the day ducking the glare off this badboy, soz 😎
Brilliantly just brilliant 😂😂
She is so goddamn adorable that I would run a marathon if she was at the end of it❤
THAT’S SO TRUE JUST THINK OF THE KUDOS 🤩🤩🤩
lmao.. spot on.
Brilliant
Nice one😂
Genius
Why does the paying machine voice sounds like Rishi Sunak?
I will never understand runners
It's like that with every Crossfitter. They never shut up about doing Crossfit. So you shouldn't be new to this.😂
If they are vegan too, it's a pure nightmare. Because they fill the breathing pauses while talking with vegan topics.
Very 2 dimensional people.
😂
TCS does marathon in UK too? Absolute worst company of all time 😅
People running are funny, why dont they drive a big diesel jeep.
Bro that mustache does not work
Oh you sad sad person
🥱🥱 just mad that he’s up and you broke 🥱🥱
You never fail to make me laugh.
❤ From Wales