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I'm SICK and TIRED of people SLANDERING Pigeons. They live in big cities BECAUSE WE BROUGHT THEM THERE. They were originally a trend to own pigeons/doves. And just like any trend, they were abandoned.
Look up crowned pigeons, they made them big
People didn't own domesticated pigeons just because it was trendy. Pidgeons were domesticated because they were the best communication tool before the telegraph.
Once the telegraph took over people just dumped them.
I live for the defense for the pigeons. WE did this to them, they had no choice
Pigeons are actually kind of cute. One time I got so dictracted by one walking past me that I just had to make like 10 photos of it.
YES!!! Respect the pigeons
I swear that ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ is just a "free range" area where the test subjects were allowed to roam after creation. No one ever expected humans to find the island.
THE UPSIDE DOWN TEXT I CANT-
This is just _liiiitle_ bit of effort you don't see every day (italic's built into youtube, just "_" around your text)
As a neighbour to that country I can confirm.
˙sǝʞɐʇsᴉɯ s’poפ ɟo llɐ ɹoɟ ǝʇᴉs ƃuᴉʇsǝʇ ɐ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐɔ I 'Australia ɟo ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹ ɐ s∀
_WHAT?!_@@fabiosonhandogrande1697
2:46
History fact: Pidgeons used to be royal symbols.
Apparently a president marked them as living trash.
Their cousins ARE Doves.
As far as I remember, doves are just a different breed of pigeons, so not just cousins but literally the same thing that arbitrarily looks different.
So fun fact for both of you
pidgeons cousins arent doves
pidgeons just are doves
The stereotypical pidgeon's name is the rock dove
Pidgeons where I live are known as mourning doves
Dodos are also doves/pidgeons
@@vaultechwithsoup6569 I see.
I knew the Rock Dove part.
Pigeons are doves! They're two names for the same thing-the feral pigeons in cities are rock doves
This is just what it feels like being an artist doing commissions lol
That is pretty much what the anime mentioned at the end does with the idea, yes. ("Heaven's Design Team" for the curious)
Seriously, if you think water is disgusting, you got shit water.
That was my initial reaction as well, but then I assumed they were talking about sea water
Maybe so. Doesn't fix the problem though.
Water's great.
Normally whenever I get water from a new brand, I like it for a brief time before very quickly going to put the taste on par with tap water: bad. Only type of water from one brand actually lasted longer than a month before it got to that point. Angry water (most fitting example: LaCroix) gets to be ranked worse than that, and I am fine with flavored water. I am also fine with sugar water, broth, and water that clean or frozen blueberries have been plopped into.
@@charleswillhite5375 what kind of dystopia do you live in for water to have brands
2:42 ENOUGH WITH THIS PIGEON HATE
They are PERFECT beans and I will hear NOTHING against them.
Pigeons are nothing like seagulls too, you hear about seagulls being violent and eating dogs and stealing ice cream. Do pigeons do that? Heck no why the comparison, I don’t get it 😔
They are our abandoned pets :(
@@theaveragecomment1014 Probably because they poop everywhere, but what animal doesn't?
Also, they are no more disease-ridden than any other wild bird!
God creates P.M. Seymou:
G: Make a funny man.
G: That's it. Nothing else...
A: Nothing... else?
G: Make him never be able to draw, but he always wants to draw. And when he does draw, it is actually good, really good, so he wants to do it more for dopamine. But he never can because of... uuhhhh... reasons that he doesn't understand!
A: That's torture!
G: It's human!
G: OOH OOh! And make him read other people's conversations for people to listen to!
A: That's weird
G: Trust me, it'll be fun
The people have finally been fed
2:50 G: Oh, and have humans domesticate them and then abandom them.
A: Oh my god.
G: Yes?
2:52
G: Make a bird that can fly up to 90mph, can memorize 500 signals, has excellent eyesight, and is loyal.
A:Ok?
G: Now, make the humans domesticate them, and then throw them away. Call them Rats with Wings, or something.
A:WHY GOD?!
Yep exactly
At least in the UK seagulls will literally rip open trashbags and steal food even if you're holding it
Regarding the Arizona one, I believe that's a peccary or javelina, a pig-like animal that is native to the American southwest and Central America. I lived in west Texas once, and we had those. It's not a true pig, as those originated from Europe, but rather a pig-like animal that is native to the Americas. One of those weird cases of convergent evolution, like how so many animals all across the world keep evolving independently into crabs.
So Foxes can be domesticated. People just haven't bothered to spend the hundred of years required to do so. True Domestication takes a very long time, and has only happened a handful of times.
Mild correction. Foxes can be tamed, i.e., taken from the wild and acclimated to human contact. But until quite recently, foxes could not be domesticated because we couldn't control their breeding habits. We have only begun making breakthroughs within the last 70 years, with the Russian Silver Fox experiment. However, it will take, at minimum, centuries of selective breeding to create a truly domesticated fox species. Therefore, the idea that they're impossible to domesticate is not an unreasonable belief to hold.
It's thought that humans may have tamed foxes to some degree before moving onto wolves, which are more social and therefore easier to work with.
And the only reason we have domesticed cats, which are probably just as antisocial as foxes, is because they domesticated themselves. They looked at us humans, looked at our animals, and went "If I allow this two leg to pet me, I get free food and shelter and healthcare? Goodbye wild, I'm gaining a servant."
@No1AldamonFanGirl basically, though it was probably more a "oh, if I get rid of the running meals in this person's house as opposed to outside, they'll give me shelter. Oh, and pets are nice".
GOD SHALL CREATE MORE THINGS!
1:43
G: Now, also make it forbidden for my chosen people to eat, just like Crabs
Back to the earthworms
G: Oh, I forgot about these two additions I wanted to make to the worms.
A: Here we go again…
G: Give each of them five hearts.
A: Why?
G: Just because. And make it so that if one splits in half, the halves each become a new separate worm.
A: like a starfish?
G: Yes.
G: Also, let’s make the tardigrades immortal.
"And make it so that if one splits in half, the halves each become a new separate worm."
Common misconception. Cutting a worm in half is pretty likely to just kill it. You CAN cut the end off a worm and have it grow back however, provided you didn't cut off the end that has the brain in it. But the more you cut off the more likely you are to kill it instead, depending on how its organs are laid out.
ITS BACK
1:26 ANGEL! GOD SAID IMPOSSIBLE TO DOMESTICATE! WHY HAVE HUMANS DOMESTICATED THEM?!
We like playing God, and we like it even more when we can go up to God and say, "Ya played yourself."
G: Ok, so take that fly.
A: *Dread*
G: Give it yellow stripes.
A: Is that all...?
G: Make it fuzzy, but not too fuzzy.
A: A medium amount of fuzz, got it.
G: Make it make the most sweet siroop.
A: Can the humans eat it?
G: Sure, let the humans eat it.
A: How do you want the siroop to be made?
G: Have it be made of nectar. You know, the stuff you angels eat. The stuff we put in flowers.
A: OK, sure. You know this is quite nice actually.
G: The'll make this siroop in a group. And they tell each other where this nectar is using interprative dance. Let them shake their butts for communication.
A: Bit weird, but cute.
G: And then when they've collected the nectar they make it into this siroop by spitting in eachs others mouth.
A: I bloody knew it was to good to be true.
G: We're not done yet.
A: Oh nyo.
A: I see you made another tiny pepper
G: it’s so hot even my son will need ice cream, you know what? Hey Lucifer!
L: no not this time!
G: Make a butter fly.
A: Ok, sounds good so far.
G: make it fluffy.
A: aww.
G: and have it eat the human's clothing
A: *deep inhale* could be worse... could be so much worse.
G: Now make it a man.
A: What?
G: You heard me.
@@Ryu_D
G: And just for shits and giggles, put it in West Virginia!
A: Well at least it's not Florida again...
G: Oh and also make some of them make human clothing material.
A: Weird, but ok.
G: Only when they wrap themselves up using it and *exclusively* when they're molting and the humans have to boil them alive in their cocoons for it to be usable.
A: WHY!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAMSTERS HAVE BALLS BIGGER THAN THEIR HEADS???
I have missed theese so much!!
I was JUST about to comment that they made an anime about this when you said something! 😂
I love Heaven's Design Team!
And I was just about to make a comment about how I was going to comment about there being an anime, then I saw yours!
Like with Humans Are Space Orcs,
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i must correct one thing. if the orange wolf is a fox. there are domesticated foxes. they are just really hard to keep as pets and they are loud. so barely anyone keeps them. also they do come in black and orange
Unfortunately for pidgeons they are actually from rock cliffs before humans domesticated them for delivery
After some goober called them winged rats they got released into the city because keeping lots of them in your property was no longer a sign of status
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"Impossible to Domesticate"
Humans : "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
"HAHA. Good Lu-
"We did it"
"What"
"We domesticated the foxes"
Thus God nerfed the USSR’s scientific programs by introducing Lysenko, the charismatic quack. And the fox dual domestication/aggro program got put on hold for decades while scientists maintained it out of their own money.
God: I knew I should have nerfed humans...
1:28 Bartleby's got jurisdiction over furries? Well now I *_really_* feel bad for them. Poor guy/angel.
CALLED IT
God making me:
G: shit... That wasn't the draft button...
Glad to see this and Space Orcs are back again, even if it's possibly a limited time.
5:10 Venus is best girl
The fact that humans made up dragons who are way cooler than any actual animal is proof of evolution. If there were "intelligent design", THERE WOULD BE DRAGONS!
I remember these he made God sound drunk😂
We are so back
I missed this glorious series
The ending gag is the best part of it all. Imagine now that PM starts reading the lines in voices like the characters of the show.
Also… Da fuq is Bartlebe doing?
YES ITS BACK
Most spiders don’t have deadly venom to humans, just kind of itchy.
This was a nice treat to have a bit of a throwback, especially since these are the videos that helped me find this channel and sub.
0:57 Litol bouncies
So glad to see a return of these two series. Idk if they'll get more installments after this one, but I really hope they do
The backstories of the first fallen angels, finally told
I love these videos! Wow! I thought we would never get more but this is awesome
I'm liking the trend of these returns ;)
Thank you for the video.
YES!!! IT'S BACK!!!
I've been so excited since I saw this pop up while I was at work.
*Edit* Found the anime, "Tenchi Souzou Design-bu / Heaven's Design Team" for those curious.
I forgot about the "God creates things" anime. Can someone remind me of the name though. I wanna watch it again now.
WOOOOO! I was certain this was never coming back, this is ULTIMATE HYPE!
This was the reason I subscribed
This series is back too? :O PM, you're spoiling us
YES INDEED, WE ARE SO BACK!!
I missed this series so much 🤣🤣🤣
WERE GETTING OLD TREATS
YES YES YES YES
Oh my God, someone acknowledged the existence of Heaven's Design Team!
God drunkenly slurring "take a fish" still lives rent free in my head.
holy crap its back
yeeeeEEEESSSSS I’VE MISSED THESE
Hes bringing back all the good old shite! Woo! Lets goooo!
I love all these series returning
OH HELL YEAH
U G H. THE NOSTALGIA-
YOOOOOOO GOD P.M HAS RETURNED
Honestly I’m disgusted that they called water disgusting. It defiantly can be disgusting, but I drink two water regularly and I’m happy! I mean, I prefer other drinks, BUT I AIN’T DEHYDRATED!
People have different opinions on things, I can’t stand the taste of water personally
It's back!!!
SUPER SEMOUR BROS ULTIMATE
4:30 accurate
This series is actually how I learned of you.
Uh oh. God's on a binder again.
Damn god !
Yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
oh we are SO back
We are so fucking back
That's basically the whole plot of heaven's design team (except with less handholding) (great show btw, go watch it)
2:35
I can't take this pigeon slander
Pigeons are amazing birds that were thrown into the wild after being domesticated all around the world
Meanwhile seagulls will literally rip open trashbags and steal food even if you're holding it
in the pidgeons one they forgot "make it puke milk"
I refuse to accept this pigeon slander.
THROWBACK THURSDAY!! Yay!
As far as biology can tell Snails came before slugs weirdly enough
Sooooo...slugs are what happens when the snail economy crashes and a bunch lose their houses?
I'm upset by whoever said water is disgusting.
You know... you think life is terrifying enough but then you find out there are snails that can creat Gods...
Love how god in these videos lowkey sounds like Kronk
2:17
Water is great TF wrong with you?
Probably referring to the fact the majority of Earth's water is in the oceans, which is nonpotable on its own
The pigeon one missed the best opportunity. PIGEONS ARE LIKE THE ONLY BIRD THAT PRODUCES MILK!
So do flamingos...
Return of the king
2:30 water haters being wrong as per usual
Wow it’s been awhile for these posts
Slay my good sir
Go is giving me himbo vibes 😂
When He said tartigrades live everywhere, He meant everywhere. He meant SPACE. OUTER SPACE. VACUUM.
I think God is on his trolling arc again.
THEY HATH RETURNED
Our lord returnth
So, fun thing about mosquitoes: Their "venom" is actually an anesthetic that's meant to make the process painless for the creature the mosquito feeds of. However, most humans are allergic to it, which is why it itches so much.
didnt expect a javelina reference in this. Can confirm they like bananas and they will tear you apart if you get near them
2:37 but we're not trash or government spies :(
Fun fact about mosquitos: their saliva contains a numbing agent, not a venom. It just so happens most humans are allergic to a mosquito’s numbing agent, causing the itching and swelling
WE'RE SO BACK
HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT
We are back!!