The Techno Union
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2015
- Count Dooku probably regrets including the Techno Union in his plans. Meanwhile Obiwan escapes with minimal hearing damage.
The 10 minute edition: • The Techno Union (10 m...
Video used:
- Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Song used:
- It's Hard to Say Goodbye: Techno Remix
- • Techno Union Meme Song... - Komedie
This is Canon for me now.
This is why they failed so miserably, none of them could hear eachother when they were making battle plans
me too.
Still makes more sense than the new trilogy.
@@ano_nym lol
This will forever change Star Wars History
"I may have gone too far in a few places." - George Lucas
*not far enough
Disney: *hold my mouse ears*
uh... yeah
I find your lack of rhythm disturbing.
The Techno Union is the key to all of this.
I love how they all react like this is not the first time, but still let him do his thing because the Techno Union is too important as an ally
The Techno Union is the most powerful ally in the galaxy
No one can beat there music it’s too good
@@randomgreek5682 I think Jango Fett would contest your claim... (Look up BASS WARS Jango vs Obi Wan)
now its canon for me
pARLEZ VOUS FRNACAIS?
Padme: "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous *T E C H N O* "
Now THIS is aggressive negotiations!
The death of democracy is worth it if there’s some sweet mechanical beats
I'll try spinning a vinyl, that's a good trick!
The Cad Bane Version,
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*Plays Episode 1 Anakin firing Proton Torpedos at Droid Command Ship's Main Reactor. Music kicks up*
*Ep. 1 Anakin:* "Oops...."
"Is it possible to learn such a beat?"
"Not from the Jedi"
Obi Wan:"That´s no moon! That´s a...
..giant DISCO BALL!"
So underrated
lol
"Only through me will you have the power to dropkick the beat harder than I will drop democracy"
That beat! I'm done!
I've learned a terrible truth
I think chancellor palpatine is a synth lord
that's brillant! HAHAHAHA
I had to take a long sip of Mtn. Dew just so I could choke and spit it out after reading this.
Choked on my beer. That was great!
o_O...A synth LORD?
Randy Peppercorn yes, the one we’ve been looking for.
>Walks into galactic meeting
>play Techno full volume to show dominance
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Techno Chad.
No words were needed. They got the message.
@@thechosenone729 Chad Tambor
Shu Mei: "I can't hear a damn thing"
Wat Tambor: *Turns up volume*
10/10 would join the Separatists again.
And that is why we don’t invite the techno union to separatist meetings anymore
What a great comment 😂
@@Shadowfett88 Thank.
@DragonBat362 Cat Minn is Shu Mai’s aide.
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte Because I enjoy the lore of Star Wars and the Clone Wars.
I can't get over how he turns it back up after he's done talking
You don’t interrupt someone in the middle of a sick beat
yeah that's the best :D hahah
LOL underrated comment!
He is an audacious lad
This made me laugh for real.
The moment when Anakin truly became Darth Vader was when he murdered the greatest DJ of the galaxy.
proud to be the 400th like
Anikan hears music huh haha you can’t kill me I’m a spirit
That's basically canon
F
I guess that explains why he isn't uploading anything.
Republic locker room: quiet, normal
CIS locker room:
10/10 would join the CIS again.
@@saulesalejos4483 rodger rodger
Composition of Instrumental Synthetics
And then there’s the 501st. . .
@@lukedelameter7961 LOL!
I guess we know where Jango got those sonic detonators from.
Underrated Comment!
Damn, I now want a song with a beat drop made with those seismic charges!
@@andmicbro1 that would be a nice Concert!
you must be refering to these:
czcams.com/video/gI8aSJBC9u0/video.html at 10:20
@@lukasr1166 damn thanks man
The beat dropped harder than the population on Alderaan circa 0 BBY.
More like the beat dropped harder than the bodies of younglings.
@@darthraven9534 let the bodies hit the floor... i will see myself out
too soon
Not funny, didn't laugh. >:(
oof
“THE BANKING CLAN WILL SIGN YOUR TREATY”
“WHAT?”
The Techno Union guy is a dancing union guy... Danced so long he lost his legs.. Did he have insurance? Ahhhp.. Covered by the Union!
I can't hear a damn thing!
Are You deaf?
Ah yes
KumaPaws376 LISTEN LETS JUST SIGN THE AGREEMENT AND BE ON OUR GALAXY CONTROLING WAY
The portrayal of the CIS council as being completely done with Tambors shit and being pissed that they cant hear anything over the bass is something I accept as canon wholeheartadly
E
what's the point of a techno union if you don't have that bass
Ah yes the cis council. Everyone here is either he or she. No other pronoun needed and non given.
@@ashsteele7361 the legendarily evil CIS lords
@@ashsteele7361Cope
Fun fact: Tambor means Drum in spanish
Wat?
@@CyberController- it's true
fact
There's a drum-like instrument called a tambourine to English peakers. Makes sense.
In portuguese too.
Star Wars: The last DJedi
Yeet
LOL, good one.
The hero we need.
I was laughing so hard i was physically struggling when pressing thumbs up.
@@SigmarSich 3:am and this is now a part of my "wake up" routine.
Formidability:
Techno Union > First Order
As the first order March is up on the techno union base, Wat tambor himself comes on and drop some beats so sick it causes each storm trooper to lose their hearing
Pathetic "First order" is no match for Techno Terror.
Jar Jar > First order
Darth Darth Binks’ Empire >>>>> Techno Union >>> First Order
Because with a job as boring as a Stormtrooper, surely they’d want to dance to the sick beats instead of destroying its source.
The way he turns the volume up to full and just starts dancing without a care in the world, after offering his army to count dooku at 0:27 is just perfection!
He offers the techno union lol.
He know they can't do shit because they need him so badly
My job here is done. Now, time for *party*
so THAT'S what he says
Reasons to side with the Republic: Relative peace, strong Jedi defense force, the Senate.
Reasons to join the CIS:
I Convinced I will join The CIS
jedi defense force? they are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 The Sith (species), Kaleesh, CIS, and Jango would disagree.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 czcams.com/video/YiHb3QtCpnY/video.html
No sence of hearing?
Or you love rock and role?
And the occasional roof claspe.
The hick hikers ride to the galaxy prequel to the daster area concert!
That One Guy: "Star Wars is so fake, because in space, you wouldn't be able to hear any of the combat."
Techno Union: "Speak up son, I can't hear you!"
I have a theory. The starfighters have a system that simulaties noises coming from different angles so you know where all that blasterfire is coming from
@@HeleentheArcane Mass Effect has something similar.
"What's that sonny?"
no everything in space is louder because theres like no air to get in the way
shinget was this ironic? It’s hard to say this by a twxt
So this is why obi wan was yelling his transmission to anakin. "I HAVE TRACKED THE BOUNTY HUNTER JANGO FETT TO A PLANET CALLED GEONOSIS"
"Fresh!"
@@germanvisitor2 That beat! I'm done!
Anakin: Are you kidding me master? I can clearly hear that you are on this Wat tamboa gig whitout even asking me to join you you're hurting me more than master windu ever could
@@seb2750 I have no regrets with cloning my arch-nemesis! You guys are the best!
WHAT?
Wow I finally learned that Deaf Star was just a one huge wireless speaker.
I see watt you did there 😂
"Now witness the bass of this fully armed and operational DJ station!"
Lando: How can they be jamming if they don't know we're coming?
Wat Tambor: The Techno Union never stops jamming.
Is there any moment from the Star Wars prequels that is not a meme?
Qui Gon Jinn laughs:
"Not Likely"
Possibly.
If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist.
@@kategrant2728 golden comment. Good god XD
A Mefta hahahaha
I love how he randomly turns it down to pretend he is paying attention.
"Yeah whatever We are at your disposal!"
And then he just zones out again. XD
Best part is the sudden bass boost though!
@@markkoetsier6475
I couldn't hold my laughter any longer after the ceiling started to crack. 😂
I think he made it even louder than before
@@SharkyMcSnarkface Yeah, always viewed it like that. He's giving zero fucks about what the others say, turns it down so they can hear him and then immediately turns it even louder to blast off real good lol
That's literally me during a University Lecture. Yeah its a problem.
I imagine the Dark Troopers were made in "cooperation" with the Techno Union.
Haha Dark trooper bass growl go RAWR
Obiwan isn't leaving because the roof is falling, he's going down to party with them.
Hey so I know I’m like your guys’s enemy and all but like, this is a jam
Turn down for Wat (Tambor)
Haha please get this comment 1000 likes you made a clever joke!
Absolutely brilliant
Came digging for jokes and found gold. Great comment
@@rhysnichols8608Did you do it?
I made a video for it czcams.com/video/blEWV5g9jzQ/video.html
“He controls the beats and the rhythm! He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”
The DJ will decide your fate
Techno union: I AM the DJ!
@@htko89 **sith scream remix**
:D:D:DD thats the synth lord.... he did the ultimate strobo-bass in the rise of skywalker
I need his beats
The amount of times I've watched this is alarming.
Same
I just love this
Anakin: "I hate techno. It's coarse and rough, and the synth chords go everywhere. Not like drum & bass."
"I MURDERED THEM! And not just the beats... but the lyrics... AND THE RHYTHM TOO!!! The crowd was like animals! So they partied, like animals!"
"I HATE THEM!"
I now want to establish a rave club named The Techno Union and have the DJ dress up as Wot Tombor.
I'd go
EliteMasterLordofAll Hell yeah! :D Btw have you ever thought of doing a collab with Auralnauts? you're both very good at what you do! Do like a series and take turns posting the videos maybe.
That would be pretty cool, but Auralnaughts is kind of out of my league. They do some really professional work, whereas im just making videos as a way to learn the editing software. It's a big compliment to be compared to them though, I'm a big Auralnaughts fan myself :D
DO IT
It's Wat Tambor...
"Obiwan escapes with minimal hearing damage." HAHAHAHAHA XD
I feel bad for the guys in the room with him then.
"Minimal"
and a new love for tech and massive amps.
Jake Randolph What pun?
@@bobwilson679 I forgot what a pun is but we can call this a satiricle parody.
with beats like that, how could you *NOT* be a a Separatist
And how Palpatine could have not been a Synth lord.
@@Endru85x Well played😆
The idea of his knobs controlling the volume and the filters on the EQ are amazing editing.
Obi-Wan: HELLO THERE!!!
Grievous: Why are you... yelling...
Obi-Wan: WHAT!!!
Grievous: *gestures as if turning a dial on his chest like Wat Tambor*
Obi-Wan: YEAH, I SNUCK INTO ABOUT A DOZEN MEETINGS HE WAS PRESENT AT!!!
Grievous: You poor soul... killing you would be a mercy.
Obi-Wan: WHAT!!!
lol
Grievous: No... Wat!
*YEAH WAT!!!*
*NO WHAT??!! WAT!!!*
*WAT*
*GETS ETCH-A-SKETCH TO COMMUNICATE*
*WRITES WAT*
:WHAT THE DEATH STAR REALLY WAS SUPPOSED TO DO: *WAT CANNON*
Underated comment :D
WHAT!!!
I think the techno Union has just become my favorite army faction within the Star Wars Universe.
+Memestreamer Inc. They clearly have the best taste in music.
I thought the same thing when I've seen the movie.
they go into battle led by flag bearers that raise glowstick covered flags and their techno music serves as a powerful morale booster.
I keep doing it , The Cad Bane Version,
czcams.com/video/5lgQp3OTiNw/video.html
The Imperium of Man: attempting to function
The Adeptus Mechanicus:
By the omnissiah
Praise the Onnissiah
The emperor protects
Wonder if a B-1 walked into the room wether they'd consider it an abomination of an A.I or if they'd worship it as a representative from the omnissiah lol
*"The Bass side is the pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... Unnatural."*
He's driven by his basser tendencies...
I can imagine the droids from the Techno Union arriving at the battle raving and destroying clone ships with their soundwaves.
+TyrStark96 Hmmm... That gives me an idea!
EliteMasterLordofAll omg you made it
With Techno Viking leading them.
TyrStark But sound can't travel through space.
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLANEESH,THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
Has anyone realized that the last name “Tambor” means drum in spanish lmao
Lmao
Jajajajaja desde siempre lo supe :v
@DarnellOB98 técnicamente
Yo me parto los huevos con eso
lol they knew what they were doing
I am such a fan of this. I'm so happy this exists
Obi Wan: "That's no moon...that's a BASS STATION!"
No wonder the separatists lost, they couldn't hear anything from their nonexistent ear drums. Thanks a lot Wat Tambor.
Yup, he did the cheeki breeki on the Seperatists
Your comment is even more hilarious when if you know Tambor means drum in spanish
Wat Tombor's response: 'ey, that's Wat ImFor.
@@JetMC254 so his name is Wat Drum?
@@Manglet762 yes
That moment when Obi Wan realized that having the high ground wasn't enough.
Epic bass travels well through high ground
High volume > high ground >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> high republic.
Ahhh, returning to this after a long dry streak thanks to the new ep of Mando. The techno union will never die.
Yeah I just saw it and was hyped!
Looks like it's time for someone to make 'The Techno Union 5'...
i stumbled across an instagram clip with the base piano Version, and was like, where do i know this from? i knew it was in a star wars Video. An hour later i finally remembered :D
Techno Union is leeve and techno union will never dieeee
True.
Now we know why dubstep plays every time the Dark Troopers are activated.
This getting out of hands, now it's in 2021's recommendations!
Battle Droid 2020
Battle Droid 2020 and then I found the song next
Shoot it, or something!
Also featuring in Clone Wars
The Techno Union lives on
HAHA! But little did they know he kept Obi Wan from hearing vital information
very true
But he also kept Dooku from saying vital information.
They should have learned to use semaphore with glowsticks. Done quickly, to the beat, it just looks like dancing.
Well, whatever that vital information was. The Techno Union army is at his disposal.
They only made my ears bleed man!!!!
I don't know how many times this has appeared in my recommendations, but I've clicked every time.
0:38 "For f***'s sake..."
😂
They call it the Techno Union for a reason.
Ender Never seen so many thumbs up for someone simply stating the joke behind the video. Haha.
Ender Honestly I really like it.
name of original song?
I can't hear a goddamn thing
[@William Lim] It's hard to say goodbye (Techno Remix) czcams.com/video/lvJuyzmCBkc/video.html
The Techno Union is great and all, but what about the Droid attack on the Wookies?
The Wookies are deaf now thanks to the Noise Droids.
*disc scratch*
Mace Windu: I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing
They rejected the Techno. Brought it on themselves!
*Wookiees
What about the Wookiee attack on the droids?
Wat Tambor should've been spared and nominated The Empire's DJ.
I like to imagine Count Dooku is just sitting there with his eyes closed
And his head is BARELY nodding to the beat
"Meanwhile Obiwan escapes with minimal hearing damage" XD
Kerzenmacher this is way too underrated
He had the high ground, and the looow down
No, it looks minimal on the outside, but the tinnitus he’ll be suffering from in the coming years is gonna be a real bitch
This doesn't have nearly the amount of views it deserves.
+j snot So true.
Many seem to hate the prequels so much, they don't even know what the Techno Union is.
Over a half of a million people have seen this, think about what that means in physical terms for a second...
+Ravie Yeah that comment your replying to is over two years old man. I doubt it had this much views back then. 500k is still pretty low for CZcams anyway.
MrLethalShots didn't't see the year earmark thanks. I know for CZcams 500K isn't much but it still is a massive amount of people.
As both fan a Star Wars fan and appreciator of quality techno, I can honestly say this video had me burst out in uncontrollable, cramps-in-my-abs laughter.
Lucasfilm just called. They said this was canon.
"The Techno Union is at your disposal count" *Turns that shit up to 11*
"For fucks sake..."
I keep doing it , The Cad Bane Version,
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Count Dooku: "Well at least this is a tad bit better than last week's meeting with the Gangster Rap Union."
The Despacito Bandito's?
Gangsta Rap Union - formerly known as Rodian Secession League, the organization underwent some creative rebranding to get more youth appeal.
TECHNO UNION SHOULD COME BACK! - Doc Brown, probably
Reduces volume only when he speaks,and then brings it back up even harder for everyone else.
-Wat Tambor 😂😂😂
"I thought it was an earthquake, and I went outside and looked and I realized it was *THE T E C H N O U N I O N ARMY."*
They where preparing the bass cannon
Star Wars episode IX: The rise of Skywalker:
As Rey is defeated by Emperor Palpatine and horribly scared by his force lightning Kylo Ren tries to redeem himself by confronting the Emperor but also fails. Everything is lost. The resistance fleet was evaporated by the third death star and the Final order fleet. Platinum stormtroopers take control over all the planets across the galaxy. The emperor has finally triumphed.... BUT, in the distance, something strange is happening. A weird noise from the darkness of outer space catches the Emperor's ear. It's a strange beat. He cannot believe what he's listening to and asks his guards if his ears deceive him but they confirm his most feared thought. The techno-beat gets louder and louder and it's obvious for everyone what's happening. Wat Tambor's army of separtist forces (now known as the CTS, confederacy of techno systems) have come for revenge after almost 54 years since Palpatine ordered their execution by the hand of Darth Vader. As the mothership lands in front of Palpatine, DJ Tambor steps out and walks slowly towards him. Palpatines force lightning bends around Tambor, as he is protected by an ancient force known as the bass. Palpatine realizes all hope is lost as he sees Tambor (Master Techno Knight Tambor) twist the knob on his suit, which controls the volume and also bass of the whole Techno fleet, 1080 degrees. Palpatine, the third death star and the Final Order disintegrates and gets reduced to ash in a matter of milliseconds. DJ Master Techno Knight Tambor becomes the emeperor of the galaxy and makes Coruscant capital once again, and establishes the Techo Order, complimented by the bass temple, built upon the remains of the Jedi Temple. These bass knights become the ravekeepers of the new galaxy, with the resurrected Bass Windu as their leader. End of the saga.
Wouldve preferred this over the actual movie. But I would change it a bit
"As Palpatine is defeated by Techno Grandmaster Tambor, his Fleet surrenders soon after to the Techno Union Army. Tambor rebuilds the Techno Order and reforms the Final Order together with the remaining systems into the Techno Requblic, aswell as forming a new Grand Army of the Techqublic, and building a Bass Temple and trains a new generation of Tech knights. The Techqublic and the Techo Order once again rule the Galaxy for another peaceful millenia."
"Bass Windu" is simply hilarious hahahah :,D
episode 9: the rise of the techno union
truly brilliant!
Better than anything Disney could ever come up with!
We need a version of this where it cuts to the scene of an obviously deafened Obi Wan yelling into his coms about making contact with the seperatist leaders
If they ever had a poll for best video on CZcams, this could easily make top 10.
I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times.
We want more right?
You did it for the techno union
Would have liked this comment but it's at 66 likes and I didn't want to disrupt such perfection
@@Appleboy78165 :(
@@aurorauplinks obviously!
0:32 I love how this scene made San Hill's look of arrogance transform into one of bored amusement.
More like he was making an eyeroll of epic proportions.
@@aRandomFox00 Yeah, that's what I saw.
I got more if an annoyance look out of it
Haha, I got an "oh not again" feel from it!
i thought he was wincing in pain from the sudden volume increase
That is what was playing in Echos cryogenic pod when the Republic found him.
If Christopher Lloyd would of pressed that button he probably would of played this in his victory.
Looks like it's time for someone to make 'The Techno Union 5'...
The Techno Union borrowed some of that Geonosian sonic weaponry, apparently.
You mean the Geonosians got it from the techno union
*WHY ISNT THIS PINNED*
Actually they borrowed them from Slaaneshi Noise Marines.
I keep doing it , The Cad Bane Version,
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Wat Tambor gets more screen time here than in all the movies combined xD
Revenge of the Sith if this did not exist
lol, all he does in that movie is stand up
and get cut down.
Τhat's why The Clone Wars exists! Making the prequels more awesome since 2008
I sense a disturbance in the force, as if thousands of voices cried out in excitement and didn't stop!
"Separatist is a pejorative term. I support democracy. Count Dooku was a visionary."
*Watt Tambor in the house motherfuckers!!!!*
+Demonflesh spawn Damn straight!
They were very troublesome but they do build some good Droids
Love your work, Count!
MrOmegaBeams Thank you
GENERAL KEN-, oh wait, wrong character
Dragon Cry *Time to abandon ship*
Oh it’s you!
The way he turn down the volume a bit, realises it's too much and turns a bit back up again is favourite thing in this masterpiece
I was hoping, as he left, Obi Wan would say "so uncivilized".
lmao wtf he turns it down to speak then turns it back up you got my like :^)
Wat Tambor is a considerate leader.
well she couldn't hear anything, he had to crank it up.
What really? Tambor actually means Drum in Portuguese. Drums are an important part of Techno music. Coincidence? I think not.
EliteMasterLordofAll Watt Tamborine***
Some Channel in description bro
Oh, it’s beautiful.
0:33 when darth plagues hears that sickly beat
I cant hear a damn thing!
The DJ was great. He bring the roof down. Literally
First time watching this vid: “I guess this is ok”
Fifth time: *TECHNO UNION INTENSIFIES*
Same!
I lost count how many times I keep coming back to this.
I relate to this strongly
I keep doing it , The Cad Bane Version,
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I was just trying too learn about the Techno Union after watching the newest Clone Wars episodes. Then I came across this legendary discovery.
This all you need to know about them in a nutshell.
They are the most feared DJs in the Galaxy.
one of those times a human has a stoke of genius, and an immortal legacy is born, I hope they still listen to this in 4725
When an introvert has to add to a conversation 0:20
This is a meme now.
Dildo heads bitch
Samuel Bedsole *I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING*
it still nothing compared to the rock band from the hitchhickers series :D
@@tomast9034 Disaster Area (the band.)
This is an incredibly hilarious and well made video. Amazing that someone turned a small insignificant aspect of this movie and edited it into comedy gold.
>insignificant
Good one m8
James B. Russell i think he meant that wat tambor turned the dial located at his chest
Captain Kaba its joke
And this is why we love the prequels.
insignificant? this is the first time the CIS leaders are shown on screen
The execution scene at the arena was just an opening act they threw together last minute for Wat Tambor. Hundreds of Geonosians/Separatist leaders were looking forward to the sick Techno Union rave later that night
For some reason I keep coming back to this video every couple days.
Same
Just imagine that planet.... like one giant rave.....
0:44
Obi-wan: *briefly looks at the camera like he’s in The Office*
Lol. He's like:
"you getting this camera guy?"
He "Jim the camera"
Even Obi-Wan has that look as though he's processing that thought. "Are we the baddies?"
‘The Techno Union army is at your disposal, Count’
We can all imagine how that works out.
The new Clone Wars episodes have this species appearing a lot. I can't help but just hear sub-par EDM every time they're on screen. It makes me happy
This is why the Techno Union army is the best in the galaxy. Even Palpatine feared their strength.
Nah he feared that messy bass drop! czcams.com/video/OH4SWrtDPPU/video.html
Trade Federation: Battle droids.
Techno Union: Bass drops.
I keep doing it , The Cad Bane Version,
czcams.com/video/5lgQp3OTiNw/video.html
The dark side is a pathway to many sick beats, some of which considered... unnatural.