Bangalore | Stand up Comedy by Rahul Subramanian
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- Rahul Subramanian loves Bangalore. Watch his take on his favourite city - he talks about everything from the airport to traffic to autowaalas to the startup culture in his city
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Damm...You forgot to joke about one thing-
His start-up name was Udaan and look what was written on your T-shirt
I find many startups from these videos.
Smart Comedy....no bullshit
that udaan guy should have said KAL MAIN UDEGA
In Bangalore, mobile vendors would not let you sleep on Sunday in residential area no matter how tired you are.! And no one will help you to get rid off it.
If you have any suggestion to get rid off it please share your ideas.
Thank you
I went to Bangalore and one thing I didn't like is that there is no connecting flight from Bangalore airport to Bangalore
🤣😆🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
@@iswallowcum1097 32 km? It's like a different city 😂
If you didn't like you could have always taken a connecting flight back home 😂
The airport is in Bangalore district itself just a little far from the main city
Maga, my name is Durgesh😂😂😂😝
Maga my surname is Lotlikar
This guy is the first Binod
Wahh macha😂😂
Hey Durgesh, what great about Banglore macha ?
Lotlikar? Are you a saraswath?
French Fries are from Belgium. Those who are curious!!!
You got me covered
Damn thanks 😂 Saved me a google search
Flemish to be more accurate hence, FRENCH FRIES. And while we are at it, Waffles aren't Belgian
Are you from Bangalore?
Where is Belgium and how French fries found them. Anyone curious
Fun fact the startup Udaan just secured a series D funding of $585M from Tencent
Kya baath kar rahe ho 😲
Seriously? Wow.
Yeah just now I surfed it
But bro in google they dont mention any name as "parth" as their founder so maybe that udaan is different udaan or this parth just be joking 😂😂
@@deeppatel4878 Bro, that guy said, he works for a start-up called Udaan, he wasn't the Founding member of the start-up. Cheers!!
That Guy's Start up company name was Udaan...
On his T-Shirt it was "Kal Main Udega"... 😂😂😂😂😂
😂 😂
😂😂😂
It was his stand up special's name.. Kal main udega.. This is just a part of it
Parth Joshi are you the same guy?
😂😂😂😂
The guy who gave the subtitles.. freaking awesome man.. 👏👏
"Typing this gave me math anxiety "😂😛👌
It gave him/her math anxiety 😅😂😂
Wquack lame joke
Thank you
- Durgesh xP
he only wrote all his lines yaar
4:50
"Or 500 whichever is greater!"
_This_ is class...
Aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssshhhhhhhhiiii
@@eyexha Ah I see you're a woman of culture as well
I did not understand this joke
He was talking about startup udaAn and my attention was caught by his T-shirt saying “kal mai udega “
same 🥂
Hahaha same here yrr..
Udaan udd raha hai.
Kedar nath 😂
I wasn't noticing it before i read this comment
M cancer patient but whenever i watch your videos i feel good forget everything.....feels like m absolutely fine, i laugh i enjoy more than normal peoples.
❤️❤️
Devendra kumar I hope u get well soon bro..May God bless you
Get well soon 💪
Get well soon
Get well soon brother 😎🔥
*"Bangalore's traffic is like a mass breakup. No one is moving on.."*
*write this is on a t-shirt and sell it..*
This is an old joke about traffic jams. He’s basically using mainstream old jokes. Nothing new about him
Absolutely antique!!
@@sushmitanaidu1526 Hello teacher,
What else do you think is wrong with him ?!
Because people like you who have migrated to Bangalore, it's become like what it is now.. get out if you don't like it
Chal Startup karte hain.
2:17 Rahul : Hello Bangalore!!!
Also Rahul : Who the hell talks to a city?
Udaan is now seriously the fastest growing start-up 😂😂😂
"Apna" just broke it's record.
❤😂
Jon Snow knows nothing
Durgesh knows everything
Be like Durgesh
Belgium mei phrench phry Bana thaaa
But everyone knows jon snow, and no one knows durgesh 😂
Random Chikibum awesome video👍🏻 When are you releasing the show at Prime Video?? Or Netflix??
Be like me 😂 cuz iam Durgesh
Durgesh🙄
Rahul- Bangalore is the sweetest city
Me- It must be all the jam.
*Pun intended
Epic :D
Oooo noice
It's not that jammed . I am not bragging as it's nothing to brag about but Bangalore jam is a baby compared to ND jams . This was an observation based in 2015 . Don't know about now 🧐🤔
The 'pun intended' ruined it.
A clever joke is fun because idiots can't get it.
@@maanyashukla326 true
Rahul : Keeps roasting Bangalore...
Also Rahul : what a lovely city man!
" Meow..."
" Oh you cat eh? "
I laughed so hard at it!!!
Best thing about Bangalore: No one ever says "Hey it's not Bangalore, it's Bengaluru" 😂😍
But the actual city name is BendaKaalooru/Bengaluru
@Pin Apple Nope we are not we were enslaved by British
Even if someone corrected me with Bengaluru. I'd still say BANGALORE!
@@darkrainboww that what u should b proud of. Disrespecting others culture.
I regret why our Bengaluru became a megacity
@@darkrainboww ki re ba ganchaliyan benglur bol re ghuggu
Traffic in Bangalore: Mass Breakup no one moving on😂😂😂🔥
What are you doing about it apart from cribbing
Is there anything we can do? So we crib, in Da crib
Gagandeep Singh Trueeee🤣
@Araon K Sabka Khoon Shamil hae is mitti mein, kisi k baap ka hindustan thodi hae.
@@gaganbangar Andhbhakt Modi ka india hain aisa bolenge
**But no class**
Lol subtitle writer was having his own stand up 😂
*Udaan wins FILA Outstanding start up of the year*
Parth : Jaake dekh record me...
Now its in lose
Whoever typed the subtitles is a legend 😂
It was me. Thoko Taali :)
@@bijucyborg bruhh...it was mee
Guys please.. It was my great grand father Durgesh!
Subtitles he nahi he bancho
Failed attempt to dance like peacock😂
"The Subtitle Guy Has a Seperate Fan Base" Or Should i Say Class like Bangalore Auto Rickshaw-Walas😂
The way he said “Everyone’s stuck in traffic, everyone” with that innocent smile... Was the most jovial part of the video. Love this guy
I'm from Bangalore and i can relate so well :D And yes we love Bangalore no matter what *_*
😃👍👌
🙏
@@RandomPerson-hj8fq whats wrong with you
No one asked
👍🙏
We Bangaloreans won't be bragging about the awesome weather from now. The climate has changed drastically. It's hot here man!
That's what I was thinking about for the first few minutes.
That's because too much of PGs developing with no room for fresh air. Ohh and not to mention how they are constructing the Metro there. Sad! Good I am back to where I belonged after a lot of torture!
Fact 💯...... slowly dieing
Same with pune
magic is gone now
2km distance to cover!!!
by walk -> 20 min
by cab - > 50 min
Just bangalore things!!!
Time taken for uber to reach you ...another 30 min 😂
You might have settled in bangalore from elsewhere. I dont blame you for that . aaja sama jaa . iss vishaal samunder mein
By BMTC -> 30 min.. yes for me from Marathahalli to Cessna park it takes excalty 30 min.
@@nikhilmurali4795 I have lost 2 phones in bmtc....so I try to avoid it..
True that! 😂😂😂😂
Bangalore traffic..
"It's unmoved by the criticism it gets...! 😂🤣🤣🤣
What a coincidence- Udaan has raised 500 million $.
The way he speaks, kuch bhi bolega to bhi chalega sunne me maza aata hai bhai✨
BTW superb performance
Shaam k weather me kuch b bolega accha lagta 😂 😂
@@nishilbright2007 rofl with a six😁😂
That okay at 06:31 😂😂
@@amitchimurkar384 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂yes
@KRP Mohan he is such a good Comedian that whatever he says, we just love to listen to it ☺️
Bangalore's weather is so awesome that initially when I came to this city (2010), I though I am sick b'coz my sweat-glands were not working.The whole city is a AC. Fast Forwarding to yr 2019, thanks to super fast urbanization sweat-glands have started working... profusely.
div005 i came in 2003 ! it was a hill station back then
They have ruined banglore cut down most trees.
Loved banglore in 2000s it was heaven
same here, 2010. 🙌🏻
i came here in the 90s, tab mammoth ghumte the yaha
@@ashishshrma : Ohh mammoth, I thought 90s must be time when big bang occured 😂
8th main, 5th cross,7 street, 10 th road ...what a humour daa.. kudos 😂
Whenever auto wala ask me, do you know Kannada I'm like " Kannada gothila anna "
And they were like .. You are saying you don't understand Kannada in Kannada 😄
Same thing I do in Chennai with Tamil 😂😂
@@jagadeeshbabu5695 tamil teriati
Say adhu ashte kalkondittu
Open your laptop press start, shutdown😂😂😂
It was nice! But I was expecting him to say something on how they should ask for a salary raise. Going to White field and coming back--going+coming back+extra 20k for work hours spent in traffic from white field to office😂
Hyderabadi biryani was not made in Hyderabad
~ Not Durgesh
😂😂
Manforce stocks falling in 3...2...!!!
but Hyderabad Biryani was made in Hyderabad
When Rahul says Bangalore is the best city to perform. I literally get Goosebumps coz i know that spark that ''óld'' bangaloreans carry, the warmness and openness. It cant to be put to words. A Proud Bangalore from Dubai! Love to all Bangaloreans!
Being a bangalorian I really liked the video, and yeah sometimes even we get that classy dialogues from the auto walas, and yes I love my city, weather is good and most importantly WEATHER IS GOOD.
Hahahaha
Who ever comes will never go from here
@@kashnimago2096 why everyone talks about weather like this???
@@himanshub4506 because Bangalore has a lot of problems regarding traffic and congestion, the airport being far away from the city etc. But they pride on one thing that the weather is good. So whatever cons they speak it ends with but the weather is good. Which is actually true.
@Waseem_ 07dz I am not a Bangalorean, lived in mysore for some time. Not aware about the racism part
At the end i found comedian which not spoke *"gali"*.😅
Mission successful respect+++.
Watch Sumit Anand
Watch Saikiran here czcams.com/video/aTUiGWJinX0/video.html
He doesn't abuse too
@Natty D just compared to other he is looking very good
Why does this have to be criteria again?
How many of you here only because of Bengaluru❤️
PRAJWAL K GOWDA hil
I'm here because of Bangalore, not Bengaluru 😝
Arvindh Mani who cares
N
@@arvindhmani06 Colonial hangover ?
his smile s better than many standups 😂😂😂😂😂
“Mass break up” you nailed it man😂😂😂😂
The real legend of this video is the guy who made the subtitles🤣🤣🤣
neat and clean humorous jokes !! :)
NEET not neat😂😂😂
@@hmmyea1525 are u high...it's neat only
@@sriram-ug2ly bro I know it's neat..but looking into his CZcams channel and the content he posts..I just made fun that it's not neat..it's NEET..( exam ) I hope you get it now..😅
@@hmmyea1525 ohh😂
@@hmmyea1525 lol why does the main comment have only 5 replies
😱 his pearly whites!
Isn't anybody here just for his smile.
I am in love with the perfect combination of intellectuality, creation, humour and Rahul Love Subramanyan ❤
Irony is.... a Mumbai guy trolling Bangalore for traffic jams and small puzzle like streets...
Bombay has great traffic cops that control the traffic very well.
Felt the same !
And the funnier part is that these guys itself are the main reason for traffic 🙄😂 such a CC
@@RandomKannadiga well said
@@dr.reetabiliangady4346 really...
Most important thing I learnt from this video :
*FRENCH FRIES ARE NOT MADE IN FRANCE*
yes they were made in Belgium
Maga
Maga fuck yourself
U mean
*Belgaum* 🤣
@@hikikomori9387 fuck off u loser
Everyone's stuck in the traffic, it's like a mass break-up...no one's moving on 😂😂😂
He has such a great smile 🙈😁😁
Man... That auto rikshaw wala thing is soo relatable!!😂
Never got even a single time rejected by a girl...
But the auto rikshaw wale bhaiyas rejected me for like 18 times that too in one day😂
You must be thinking how is it possible never got rejected by a girl
That's because i never asked.
Aditya Singh 😂
Hahaha
Its okay delhi autowalas are same will only go if they have mood to go there with their own highest price
ha ha
😂
Passenger-Will go Kormangala ?
Rickshaw Wala-Ok,but metre+200+Square+GST+Service Tax
Passenger-Fainted 😂😂
That is true 😂
Seriously, we should use a scientific calc before boarding a rick
@@AneeshaRao100 Yeah😂
Ma area Kormangala...!
The best comedy part is like, outsiders is complaining about banglore traffic 🤣
Also Rahul:“Who in their right mind talks to a city”. Just saying😜
Saw this live !!! Only comedian I can spend money to watch !!!
dude how long is the actual show?
KENNYYYY
@@anjalidilish807 yupp❤❤
Dude!!...Karunesh Talwar..Kunal kamra and Abhishek upmanyu are awesome too
Zakir khan
We have seen countries with multinatioanlity ...but my Bangalore is the only city with multicountry and states...PROUD OF MY CITY..
Yea....dude all major cities r like tat
Bakwas city of India called Bangalore
Arup Baruah you are from assam right? fuck.off
Lmao shit city
@@baruaharup why
rahul is such a cool guy..i wish i had a friend like him
me too
Long back me n my friend went to That Comedy Club. It's bring backs so much memories. I stayed in Bangalore for 5 years. Missing Bangalore 💜
Any here from Bangalore
ನಮ್ಮ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು
😍😍
@@tmas_photography Hu guru gubal nan maga heliddella sullu 😂 Joke madbeku mad'da 😑non-sense
Naan guru🙋
It's me
No clue. Because of floating population its of full traffic. But still i love my bangalore
Rahul Sharma should tell all his fellow cousins and relatives not to move to blore and those living here should relocate back to there village. Then he might find his place only for cracking joke
"it's like a mass break up, no one moving on" LMAO
No matter how many times I watch this video, it still makes me laugh. You are awesome maga
@5:05 it's big now..
"Udaan"
01:54 .. subtile.. *another failed attempt for peacock dance*
04:42... subtile.. *Typing that gave me Maths Anxiety*
Thank you for telling us what we already saw in the video, you're a lifesaver.
@@ujjwalsaraswat8689 😂😂
Thanku maan... i haven't noticed that before.. 😊
😂😂😂
Subtitle* bruh
The origins of the French fry have been traced back to Belgium 🍟🍟🍟🍟
Gyaan
Itna search kar lita😂😂
Your name?
Fun fact. Udaan is the youngest unicorn. Achieved the unicorn status in 18 months.
People from outsiders are so complaining about Bengaluru traffic... but they don't know it's not because of city it's because of them Bengaluru traffic is becoming big...everyone wants to settle here but complain about traffic and they even don't want to learn language....how crazy 😬
Bangalore traffic,Unmoved by criticism
What a great like man 😂😂
I'm from Mumbai and staying in Bangalore since 2 years.. Trust me Bangalore is the most welcoming city...
Be it auto riksha wala or shop keepers talk to us in Hindi cos they want to help us out as that's what we understand... #RespectBangalore
Never noticed that in other cities.. I had a hard time last time I visited chennai cos no one speaks Hindi in Chennai :( EDIT: Guys.. I never thought my comment would trigger such a debate against Chennai.. I apologise.. My intent wasn't to be disrespectful to Chennai.. This video was about Bangalore and my point was in favour Bangalore, that's it... I agree I shouldn't have related it to Chennai but that's what came to my mind honestly and commented it, I should have rather mentioned my home city Mumbai instead of Chennai as situation is the same there (hope it doesn't ignite another argument here from all Mumbaikars now) :-D
Few things to clear.. My native language is Marati and not Hindi, I neither said everybody should learn Hindi nor did I say I will never learn Kannada... But the fact that most localities in Bangalore try to help us out should be respected... Though the stand up comedian in this video wouldn't have really meant everything he said, some people may get offended... no one is acknowledging the good behaviour of most people here, instead making fun of the city? While we all complain about traffic and other things, there are good things to highlight as well.. I just made an attempt to highlight the positive side of the city I live in which gave me a job for survival.. unfortunately focus shifted to other cities.. I'm sorry for that..
@Daya Vasu - Thank you for reminding that we are Indian's first :) It is people like you are keeping us united still..
@aknoob100 BTM
@@priyankaak8807 exactly bangalore hyderabad are very friendly cities
And you made your driving licence through Manjunath driving school in btm🤣
You stayed in Bangalore for 2 years and didn't make an attempt to learn a few words of Kannada to communicate with these shopkeepers and auto riskshaw drivers?...Mmm...
That's where you start learning Kannada and speak back to them. Instead of saying "Kannad Gottilla"
Damn! No matter how many times I see his videos..there is no end to laughter 😂
4:42 LMAO 🤣🤣 whoever typed the captions is just fab 🔥😂
Lemme tell you something about Bhubaneswar airport. It's so close to the city that people actually go there for morning and evening walks. And my college shares boundary with the runway and we can see flights taking off and land from our classroom windows.😂😂
Yeah, so much true..... And it might be the only city where people hangout near the runway and chill
Bhubaneshwar is the most undiscovered city of India. With Puri and other destinations so close it will be the next city to boom.
So is Nagpur Airport
I miss Bhubaneswar and Cuttack so much. Wherever we go, home is home
OUAT student i guess😅
BANGALORE MIGHT BE GREAT......
But I trust only KENT😂😂
Dunno how many people got this
What it is?😃
I trust only Kent 😂😂😂😂
Bro 😂😂😂
Got over my head !!!!
Its been just 6 days I’m in Bangalore for the first time and I completely echo Rahul. So true 😃😃😃
I never open my laptop just sit in canteen with a cup of cofeee and come home😂😂😂
joke should have ended like: "startup...and what name sud we give it (traffic mae fase fase)..."udaan" 😂😂🤣
Callback!
Great punchline. This comment needs Rahul's attention.
I was gonna comment this but I knew someone would've already done it. Search complete. Friend request sent 😂
This guy is nailing it!! That enunciation, that cuteness!!! 😋😋 Props to the subtitles guy as well🤣🤣🤣
But how do Yu know about subtitle human it is guy👀
Shoutout to whoever did the sub-titles. Too good! :D
5:05 It's a $1Billion+ worth company now.
Really?
Still being different in ideas, hope it won't end up like yahoo
What a great start to the day.❤ (Yes my day starts in the afternoon🤷)
It's not afternoon yet! Ur not alone though! 😄🙏
Rangeen billi
when does it end though?
same lol
@@aashishsharma9106 👌👏
Teacher lesson from bangalore traffice.
Unmoved by criticism. That was epic.
7:10 i could see rowan Atkinson there (mr bean) 😂
Wow coincidentally re watching this again on 16th Oct when 'Bangalore Traffic' is actually trending!
10th cross after 7th cross gave me goosebumps 😂
One SUPER DUPER Like for BENGALURU!😘
It's 5000 kms away from Bengaluru 😂
Today I came to Bangalore for the first time ever, and the only thing I have related soooo hard, these Auto Gentlemen I tell you!!!😂😭😂😭😂
Traffic in Bangalore is like a mass breakup...
Nobody is moving on 😂
Loved this one 😁😂😂
And those freaking subtitles 😂😂😂😂
This is the first time ever I'm seeing Rahul full of energy 🤣🤣🤣. Guess he dismissed his "lazy style" of comedy he had till now.
okay so I have already watched this stand up 3 years ago only.. but somehow (I know how.. duh!) this video came back to my recommendations.. I m in class 11th RN and studying under CBSE curriculum.. And I NOW undersatnd the 'Limit meter tends to infinity' joke 🤣🤣
I was expecting a joke when he was talking to that guy from Udaan... relating it somehow to Kal mai udega. :p
Dude... How can U miss the famous dialogue 8/10 say? KannaD gottilla.
ಗಾಂಚಲಿ ಬಿಡಿ ಕನ್ನಡ ಮಾತಾಡಿ😎
Been living in bangalore for 4yrs and that's litey the only thing I know. 🙈
@@TheTwigal Sad to hear that. It's really not that difficult to learn KannaDa. Start interacting with Ur frnds n ppl around U in KannaDa. I am sure they ll help U.
@@Nnirvana no need of learning native language in metro city
@@yashashoysal1763 Aaytu guru. Olledagli.
ha ha
Being from Bangalore I found it pretty Amusing and Relatable AF😂
Beautiful name
@@aashishsharma9106 Those are the names of the two girls in the profile pic I guess..😂😂..
Just kidding 🤘✌... I am also from Karnataka
@@aashishsharma9106 google priyadarshi actor and watch his videos on CZcams
@@Karthik-kt24 hegde kudlana?
@@aashishsharma9106 Kudlana matlab? ...I only understand kannada tulu hindi english and marathi
He trolls the startup name Udaan , Fact now it's the fastest growing unicorn in India. Lol
He didn't troll it. The name udaan means flight. So he correlated. Trolling is when you talk down something.
True!!
Love this performance.... Can totally relate...
You will never find any main and any cross at its place...
And traffic is legendary...
That was the line "Bangalore" is 500 KM away from the Airport.Very true 😂🤣
Syed Sarwar going to airport right now for flight at 4.30 🤣
@@architsharma2877 Year dude 😂😂Better to arrive early rather than missing the flight.I missed last year cause of big snarl up near Hebbal.
He's so cute when he says "everyone stuck in traffic, everyone!" 😂 Man
At 2:04 मोरनी nacho ya... And now after watching Good Newz its like overy nacho ya... 😂😂
That guy working in the startup called Udaan turned out to be a billion dollar unicorn company.
Awesome. Bangalore has numerous places for stand-up comedy. Indiranagar particularly has some amazing places.
You missed this one of auto rickshaw guy " meter mele one and a half sir " arithmetic geniuses 😂
Ya😂😂😂
I watch this video every few months. Just amazing. Thank you, Rahul!