Only One Parent Cares When You Move Out | Daniel Sloss | Sydney Comedy Festival
Vložit
- čas přidán 23. 10. 2016
- Daniel Sloss performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
🤣 SUBSCRIBE for more Comedy Festival videos 🎤
/ @sydneycomedyfestival
Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy. - Komedie
I'll never not laugh at, "then she 'had' my brother, and says she'll never forget the day she was 'diagnosed' with the other one"
Your 500th :)
Fucking hilarious
Sean O'Malley sent me here. Lmao
Ive clicked on 3 of his videos and he has this in all 3 of them. Im bored already
Don't laugh. It's serious. She still has him
"I'm an atheist, because my parents are educated" love this
That seems illogical though...
@@iamanevutable981 woooosh
@@iamanevutable981 why?
@Ryan Z Wow!!! So much stupidity in the same comment!!! I'm not even going to bother argue with you! (I really hope you're trolling or attempting to make a joke! (the last sentence makes me think that))
@Ryan Z I mean if you are genuinely interested in the actual science (not taking sides just like science) the reason your first point is wrong is because DNA didn't just appear, there are many articles about the evolution of DNA from RNA so that information just didn't appear. Also I assume your second point is a typo because 20 year olds exist.
"Of course I drink alcohol otherwise I wouldn't have a personality."
No, otherwise you wouldn't be Scottish!! xD
Same thing, no?
I wanna like this but I also don't wanna mess up the 666
Aye
voss da boss lol my Scottish ex doesn’t drink at all
@@prettyinpinky5937 I used to not drink. Then I started college and my relationship with caffeine and alcohol really took off.
This is true. My mom was in tears and my dad started moving stuff in my room as soon as it was empty.
My mom stores the Christmas tree and ironing board in my old room.
People should sell the house/apartment once the kids are gone. Waste of money and space to stay in place too big for you.
My mom cried for about 3 years after I moved out but 9 years later, my bedroom is her walk-in closet/storage area.
@@LonelyCinderella123 sentiment and convenience mean anything to you?
Why is it always the moms who get emotional???
Not gonna lie. This man is a SNACK
can’t see it.
dalilu her gorg!
Creepy
Major crush
Please stop ur scaring me 😅
“He’s watching Shrek” nearly made me wake up my husband from laughing at 6am 😂😂😂😂
My father had a dog he named That’ll do. It was his way of saying “get down and stop jumping on me”. The dog thought it was her name, and so it became her name
That's hysterical 🤣
@@bellababygirl1356 yes
Sounds like «Daddle doo», so it’s kinda cute
Hahahaha “but we all know how much you hate evidence” killin me I love it
Him: “That’ll do” in Shrek voice
Me: unnecessarily impressed by the subtlety of it and laughing an unhealthy amount
It took them a while to get the blue ray joke
I don't get it
@@IanChau Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray
tuvoksg1 🤭😂👌🏾
That's because it wasn't funny. Maybe after we liked him more, it may have hit better.
@@flowerboogerface
You're just sour because you didn't get it.
I don’t care how often he uses his sibling joke and aunt joke that are gold
Consider paying comics and seeing a live show if you don't wanna see recycled jokes online. Y'all complain about free content so much lol
Exactly- emphasis on the word - 'free content' please!
Hold on, lemme get this straight. So you're saying, if I had been one of the people sitting down in the video, I'd hear different jokes than what I've just watched above?
@@yueshijoorya601 they're saying that he can't upload his new content (or let it be uploaded) every time, he and other comedians do need to get paid - this is probably just to give people a taste and make them consider going to a live show, which will obviously have more jokes and new content. If he uploaded every bit of new material he'd be broke, easy as that.
@@aleahevans9706 So now I ask you this. Would you rather pay for a 1-hour show with fresh goods, or a 2-hour show with repeated lines speckled in there?
Remember, you are paying for this. Your money. And I'd say you don't wanna be broke either.
yueshijoorya I’d pay for the 2 hour show. I’ve rewatched this one clip like 4 times in a row. Good jokes can be repeated and still be good jokes
Ah Daniel Sloss is very good at what he does, I very much enjoy his comedy.
Corey Simpson agreed
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always found, “Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience etc.” to be a bit forced and awkward. This was the best end to a comedy set I’ve seen.
"That'll do"
"....tends to frowned upon,really" lol
My dad still asks if I'm moving back, my mom converted my room into a combination office/laundry room
I loved the "k? k!" It reminded me of Bill Hicks :)
And he had a great sign off XD
Daniel Sloss tells jokes the audience has to connect the punchline together in their own brains, which I respect but is a risky little game because it will make most audience members feel clever (worked on me, anyway...) but some will feel REALLY stupid.
Glenn Davey I want to respond to your opinion but I am comfortably numb at the moment...
@@tadmore254 ?
@@chillaxTF Either it's a Pink Floyd reference, or it's obviously a weed joke.
All the times I called my mother by her first name, just to piss her off, came back to haunt me when I had a teenager of my own. On the plus side, I've since acquired eyes at the back of my head.
I have never seen a better ending. Just "that'll do" and walk off. Brilliant
Most awkward stage exit ever! LOL
"...Tha'll do."
I love that ending "that'll do", it was perfect.
you can hear the same funny jokes just like you can re-read a good book. Stop complaining and go see him live for new jokes.
He is in such a bad mood here, and I'm living for it. 😂
Jesus, he won't stop throwing these punches!
Trying stand up comedy myself, i can tell you confidently, STAND UP IS THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN DO! He repeats his joke, to try them out, and practice it. There isn't exactly a lot you can do to practice a set. Imagine for a moment that you and your band have an idea right? Man these lyrics look amazing and we have a solid idea for the rythem. Now just go out and play in front of a bunch of strangers and hope they cheer. That's stand up.
Everyone is complaining about him repeating jokes. You try being a comedian and getting to his level without repeating jokes.
Plus this guy is really young, give him a break. He obviously was a little off form that night
TommyTom Ok, but think about what he has now that other comedians don't. CZcams. Do you like seeing the same ad forever? He's been saying the same jokes since he started. I get that it might be hard, but actually observe some of the situations life throws at you. Like, one comedian called Michael McKintyre, (I think that's how you spell it) talked about how Americans use more defined words than English people do. Like English has pavement, and we have sidewalk. Haha he was right when he said we need to know what side of the street to be on. Another comedian can capitalize on that, saying why do we even have names for the street?? It's painted dirt that people made paths on. What would we do without roads? Same thing kids do now. Walk. "But oh no!! I have to get Wi-Fi and get my daily latte!! 😹 There is loads of stuff that happens in life. Daniel is funny, but he seems to only come up with new material when he goes on Conan. Think about it, if this weren't really known, everyone wouldn't be bringing it up. There's another new comedian Sebastian Maniscalco. He's also hilarious and some angles, looks like Ben Stiller. But he doesn't over repeat jokes. You mention one ongoing joke, then bust out new material. Since CZcams's been around, comedians are now coming up with new material every time. Including Jeff Dunham. If he really wants to get somewhere, he needs to learn new material. No comedian has repeated this many jokes Every time they go somewhere.
Kk Magoo Lol, you just proved why he shouldn't as well. All those countries have access to CZcams as well. How do you think Saudi Arabia knows about Gabriel Iglesias?? CZcams! 😹
i watch many stand-up comedians, and none of them have repeated jokes as much as him. part of doing stand-up is coming up with new content and being refreshing. if he keeps on going in like this, he is likely to lose popularity.
Dude he made these jokes in 2012! Come on...
2018, he's still doing shows. Your comment is irrelevant.
Auntie Abortion XDD
Problem is, Aussies pronounce auntie, "arn-tee" so it went way over my head.. :|
@@alpacajones and Americans say "ant" but I say it "ont" so it took me a minute as well >.
I just got the joke by reading your comment.
When I moved out of my grandparents house, my grandpa said my grandma was really upset so I said "oh I miss her too" he said "no she misses your dog." That was a great moment.
Hands down my FAVORITE GUY! So funny and so adorable!
i wish i can jokes and project my dark thoughts out like this man 😂
Here's the sod who gave that insightful TED speech. This video also happened. Someone has range.
I like how he is still able to work in some of his being a young comedian jokes. And omg that bit around the middle about gay rights and being an atheist. I spit my water. Twice.
2:30 Great move to full on confront the crowd with how slow they are!
I love his dark humor 😭🤦🏾♂️
this man is a comedic genius and his delivery damn near perfect
“That’ll do” lol wow such a great way to end it
This went from good to GREAT in a matter of seconds 😂
this video, ladies and gentleman, was recommended to me a few weeks ago and since then not only my view of life has changed but also the loneliness that comes when you adapt to this humor and people get *offended*
You gotta admit Pringles are such a joy when you're high 😅
"That'll do ? " no . More of you .😂 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 I can't really remember when I saw someone so refreshing and GOD damn original ... mucho good-o 😂
Even after a few years. Still funny as hell.
'That'll do' 😂😂😂
Wtf was that ending lol..."that'll do" and walks off
Shanelle Goodman yes that ending was amazing. love daniel
That's confidence.
I love this guy!!! 😂😂😂
Greatest outro in history
i love how he just ended by saying "that'll do"
I think I'm in love xD awesome performance
He's brutal! I love it 😂
This guy is really good at crafting smart jokes! 😂
The ending😂😂🙌🏼
I don’t even know who this is but it’s just appeared in my recommended and I love it lmao
Daniel Sloss makes me laugh with snot! Top bloke.x
I LOVE THIS MAN!!!
Def getting some Bo Burnham vibes. In a good way.
Damn!!! He's fucking brutal I love it!!
Flawless victory sloss
Love this guy!😂
Absolutely the best!!!
I moved out 2 weeks ago, and that exactly how it looked like. My mom crying, not dealing well with the situation and my dad being all cool and breezy "Soo... see you when I see you" and waved goodbye xD
Oh that was a good one. Thanks mate
I like how he gets rid of my depression for just a few minutes..
I love him, he is brilliant. He uses language just as well as George Carlin .
Love this guy!
Absolutely brilliant.
Wow. Loved that sign-off.
I loved it!! Very clever!!
Danny has improved muchly!
I live for Daniel Sloss.
OMG LOL. Fucking love him.
Goodness I love him
Best ending ever haha
3:07 and the next 7 seconds = dude, perfect.
I desperately wanna see him live
HE'S AWESOME!!!
Exactly the type of guy I’m looking for 😌
he sounds like he’s always holding in a sneeze LOL
s b accent.
A great, BRILLIANT lad!
Haha my dad is the other parent. I was sort of in a bad place once, came home for a visit as I usually did, talking about my circumstances-my dad tried to sound as loving as possible saying this-: "you know how much I love and support you, you can always come back, but it won't be as nice as it is between you and me when you come for a visit and you know that. It will be miserable."
Never in my 20 years of age was I more motivated to get my shit together.
i love him
I'd rather be a stoner than an alcoholic, I'm just sayin'😊
This comment needs WAY more likes
Louder for the ones in the back that still believe alcohol is not a hard drug!!
Hilarious I love it!
I respect this man
That Steve Irwin joke is the funniest thing I’ve heard since Saturday, and before that, all year
This guy is great
I liked the mix of jokes.....'let me introduce myself and family'.
So many jokes to reference from.
Liked the followup enders too!
"Do we have any Pringles?"
(Yea, overdosing on Pot has its "draw-backs".)
Funny wrap-up too!..."That'll do."
Love the ending
fave way ive seen a set end, "that'll do..."
We was getting even more red as the performance continued 😂
i fucking love this man
😂😂😂Yoo i love him
"That'll do!"
Oh my God that's the best ending ever
I’m watching this high eating Pringle’s Lmao that was meta
legend 😂❤️
That was fucking gold
AH MY GOD...I love him.....
Love him
I would get along with Daniel so well! We're like the same person.
Jordan Humphrey agreed
Should've pointed off stage and said, "Oh there they are!" and walked off with a quick 'thank you' just before going off stage.