Daniel Sloss - SWEARING (Largo, LA - March 2020)

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  • čas přidán 10. 12. 2020
  • Just days before the global lockdown, Daniel performed a Work in Progress season of his new live show Daniel Sloss: HUBRiS at Largo in LA.
    Filmed by Troy Edige in March 2020
    With thanks to Flanny and the Largo family
    Daniel Sloss on Tour 2021 - danielsloss.com/tour
    (All dates are listed here, updated regularly, search for your city)
    You are welcome to Playlist this, please do not re-upload (as the bots will take it down)
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  • @jaymiddleton772
    @jaymiddleton772 Před 3 lety +2910

    As an Australian I felt a small swell of pride at being recognised as a nation of competent swearers by a Scotsman

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf Před 3 lety +944

    "because you're happy because you're stupid"
    I love this man

  • @hd-kw2vt
    @hd-kw2vt Před 3 lety +1107

    sometimes i watch him and forget he's trying to be a comedian, he's so effortlessly funny its like watching a high stakes ted talk

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 Před 3 lety +32

      Have you seen Daniel's TED talk? It was brilliant. I'm not joking the man has actually given a TED talk.

    • @SpeciallyShirly
      @SpeciallyShirly Před 3 lety

      @@nickball4071 LINK PLEASE

    • @hd-kw2vt
      @hd-kw2vt Před 3 lety +15

      @@nickball4071 I know, he is quite a genius. He has obviously inherited his parents' intellect but used it to cultivate comedy which it truly needed

    • @ltfrmhvn00
      @ltfrmhvn00 Před 3 lety

      this is it

    • @nickpagano7134
      @nickpagano7134 Před 2 lety +2

      He's boring

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 Před 3 lety +1930

    i missed this. daniel, offending people by stating facts, we love to see it

    • @ManTheComedian
      @ManTheComedian Před 3 lety +10

      Fucking killed it 😂😂

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před 2 lety +2

      How is it offensive tho

    • @dEFT07Itd
      @dEFT07Itd Před rokem

      Tried to discover him, mostly old facts, and also facts that have been taboo for I dunno how long. Hence, but, I'm not laughing

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. Před rokem

      @@dEFT07Itd ok.

    • @laurahall3094
      @laurahall3094 Před rokem +1

      ​@@dEFT07Itd Can you post an English translation?

  • @summerbirds1549
    @summerbirds1549 Před 3 lety +454

    That drumming with swearing part is a masterpiece, thank you, I love you.

  • @abelmorgan3972
    @abelmorgan3972 Před 3 lety +223

    not gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be a compilation of Sloss swearing and I was quite excited, but then it wasn't and I was not disappointed

  • @patrik5123
    @patrik5123 Před 3 lety +451

    "Noooooooooooooooooo!" - me, when the clip ended.

  • @beatz9566
    @beatz9566 Před 3 lety +87

    A scotsman complimenting an englishman is almost unheard of. For the first time I'm proud to be English

  • @sarraf2009
    @sarraf2009 Před 3 lety +321

    “High five..no different hand” 😂😂

  • @katehickey5981
    @katehickey5981 Před 2 lety +47

    "By a coUNTry mile"
    Superb Mr Sloss, surperb.

  • @annalisamancinelli51
    @annalisamancinelli51 Před 3 lety +117

    I’m so glad I can speak English. This is exactly the kind of content I desperately wanted to be able to understand before I started studying it .

  • @shediwarelapis
    @shediwarelapis Před 3 lety +123

    It's always fun when a comedian makes me laugh and hurts my feelings simultaneously.

  • @Annele555
    @Annele555 Před 3 lety +193

    I love that no matter how many videos/specials I watch of him, he barely (if EVER) repeats a joke. That is still so refreshing, and I adore him for it.

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 Před 3 lety

      No one cares

    • @Annele555
      @Annele555 Před 3 lety +8

      @@samhowl1152 You do, apparently :)

    • @samhowl1152
      @samhowl1152 Před 3 lety

      @@Annele555 hey Ann, that was about as clever as the other popular 5th grade joke, " your momma"

    • @Annele555
      @Annele555 Před 3 lety +8

      @@samhowl1152 Aw, you're funny! :)

    • @smockboy
      @smockboy Před 2 lety +5

      I dunno, I've heard the "My mum will always talk about the day she was blessed with me, gifted my sister, had my brother, and was diagnosed with the other one" skit and the "I was born in England, but I consider myself fully Scottish because my mum's an alcoholic and my dad's clinically obese" skit repeated in several different venues. Watch enough of any comedian and you'll hear their jokers repeated at least once. Sloss, as great as he is and as much as he deserves more coverage, just doesn't have as many specials and filmed stand-up gigs circulating the internet for it to be as noticeable as other comedians that spring to mind.

  • @gordonhendry3549
    @gordonhendry3549 Před 3 lety +87

    Jesus this was cathartic to watch as a Scotsman living in the US 😂

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato Před 3 lety +43

    I like that he clarified "twat." I've been confused by Americans saying it weird, with a long A that Americans are usually opposed to, and this was helpful.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone Před 2 lety +38

    "it's like visiting the dodo's" always makes me crack up

    • @ciel1083
      @ciel1083 Před rokem

      Over confident idiots lmao

  • @travissmith7572
    @travissmith7572 Před 3 lety +389

    The audio gets better. Stick with it. Funny.

    • @xiomara5147
      @xiomara5147 Před 3 lety +11

      Even if it didn’t... I would’ve stayed in in till the end!

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 Před 3 lety +20

    Yeah, I’m Irish Australian. But sometimes you just forget that you are even swearing. You’re not trying to swear, you’re not angry, it’s just part of your language. Sometimes there isn’t any better descriptive or emotive word to fit in there. Somebody could say to me stop swearing and I would probably take a while to figure out when i did because it’s basically automatic and subconscious

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 Před 3 lety +65

    So glad I asked for the reminder so CZcams could be like, "Oh, yeah, this happened 4 hours ago" lol

  • @Charlie-xd6vq
    @Charlie-xd6vq Před 3 lety +120

    yes finally a new show i can bug my friends again

    • @rosyk.6317
      @rosyk.6317 Před 3 lety +3

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @vespien2056
    @vespien2056 Před 3 lety +189

    Finally someone teaching Americans how to pronounce 'TWAT' correctly. Don't know why, but hearing them constantly mispronounce 'twat' as 'twot' has always grated on my nerves.

    • @brandylove0299
      @brandylove0299 Před 3 lety +2

      Mate it's so fucken nippy when I hear americans say twat it genuinely gets me raging beyond belief

    • @nickpagano7134
      @nickpagano7134 Před 2 lety

      Its doesnt matter. Everyone in the world pronounces identical words differently

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG Před 2 lety +1

      @@nickpagano7134 I've heard an English person say methane, and I tense up almost as much as someone would tense up hearing twat mispronounced.

    • @notmyname9625
      @notmyname9625 Před 2 lety +2

      Twot sounds better tho. Twat just doesnt sound like a bad word twot on the other hand sounds much more vulgar. Also the word twat regardless of pronunciation is a pretty uncommon insult in usa. Its usually used to actually refer to a pussy opposed to calling someone a twat.

    • @dday9189
      @dday9189 Před 2 lety +5

      @@LokkerG we created the language we are English from England speaking the English language... we prouncounce words as they are meant to be said in this language... the Americans only adopted it because bless the yanks but they couldn't come up with one on their own it's like with wars they've never won a war in their own before

  • @brendanhart517
    @brendanhart517 Před 3 lety +7

    I realised I have watched this A LOT over the past few days when i started quoting it in time...I still laugh and enjoy it every single time

  • @blockchainprofessor.x
    @blockchainprofessor.x Před 2 měsíci

    Sloss has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. This just helps to cement that further

  • @HuckleBearerTheRhymeSlinger

    I love how direct and bold your comedy is. It’s as refreshing as it is hilarious.

  • @Winterborn5
    @Winterborn5 Před 2 lety +2

    As an American… I loved every second of this. Because he’s right.

  • @infamous8131
    @infamous8131 Před 3 lety +26

    How does EVERY joke make me laugh, he never misses once, I might not laugh at a few jokes with other comedians but every joke he makes at least makes me laugh a bit.

  • @micheleheddane3804
    @micheleheddane3804 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Irish woman here, fecking class

  • @buttercup5196
    @buttercup5196 Před 3 lety +21

    You just cured my depression for the night. So bless you.

    • @cejayidc
      @cejayidc Před rokem

      I read that as "you just cursed ny depression " and I got confused 🤣

  • @jsmarty1
    @jsmarty1 Před 3 lety +8

    “Free Serotonin” - Daniel Sloss 2019

  • @cezza180
    @cezza180 Před 3 lety +16

    i saw this yesterday in Melbourne and was in actual tears. the whole show was just amazing.
    The only thing is that I was laughing so hard that I was struggling to breathe and catch my breath properly. in this climate....coughing is possibly the worst thing you can do, but I just opted for chest pain instead.
    thank you for an amazing night

  • @hidyg9437
    @hidyg9437 Před 3 lety +181

    If you watch it with automatically generated subtitles, it adds another layer to the comedy by censoring swear words.

    • @camilabartoli8761
      @camilabartoli8761 Před 3 lety +6

      “ I twatted the [_] in the [_] “ I laughed so hard 😂

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 Před 2 lety +2

      Gets right on my nerves. He clearly says it in the video, no attempt at censorship, then people relying on the subtitles get excluded.

    • @CrazyInWeston
      @CrazyInWeston Před 2 lety +10

      @@georgecaplin9075 Cos CZcams is owned by Google a US company. Remember what daniel said in the video. They're so offended by it even the computer generated subs gets offended.

  • @janetjames4216
    @janetjames4216 Před 3 lety +20

    This made me completely forget what a shitty day I had- and will likely have tomorrow. I’m laughing too hard to care, THANK YOU!

  • @teachmeenglish2201
    @teachmeenglish2201 Před 3 lety +9

    Omg I just died with laughter. I can't wait to see you perform again (in Ghent, hopefully) !!!!!!
    Love from France

  • @thomasgilby4597
    @thomasgilby4597 Před 3 lety +61

    I need that drum kit as a setting on an electric keyboard

  • @paarsekip
    @paarsekip Před 2 lety +2

    I got to see this bit tonight, and many more, at his liveshow in Amsterdam! My god what a brilliant man!

  • @wheezetube607
    @wheezetube607 Před 3 lety +59

    I'm surprised no one got offended about the Syria joke considering how much they rEsPeCt tHiEr tRoOpS but then again these people must be familiar with Sloss' work and knew what to expect

    • @wheezetube607
      @wheezetube607 Před 3 lety

      @@leslys6205 I live for chaos so no thankyou

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 Před 3 lety +1

      it seems like you don’t know americans

    • @asavapowell7480
      @asavapowell7480 Před rokem

      It in L. A. Didnt u realise it was in L. A.? (read: its a country all on their own)

    • @bethanybrokaw2905
      @bethanybrokaw2905 Před 6 měsíci

      You do know that all Americans don't think alike right? You sound just like the people you are making fun of.

  • @richardcoltart6244
    @richardcoltart6244 Před 2 lety +2

    I'd just like to say thank you to Daniel for making my day @ work last Friday Reading your comments on some of the signed pages of your book made my Friday.

  • @Aidan-jj6ob
    @Aidan-jj6ob Před 3 lety +32

    SLOSS SAVES 2020

  • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
    @dunkbuscusgaming7016 Před 3 lety +153

    It's the only offensive word you have, and it's only offensive because your doing it so FUCKING WRONG!
    That line killed me, love you Dan your so freaking funny and awesome love ya stuff!

  • @reemalzubaidy9434
    @reemalzubaidy9434 Před 2 lety +1

    I keep rewatching his videos his humor is so entertaining and educational 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lestat13666
    @lestat13666 Před 3 lety +6

    Thanks for mentioning Aussies. Our code of the C-Bomb is highly regarded as it is a verb, noun, pro-noun, adjective, adverbial, title and can be used in first, second and third tense!

  • @Zdenny89
    @Zdenny89 Před 3 lety +5

    You Daniel, are absolutly amazing! :D

  • @johnbazy
    @johnbazy Před 3 lety +15

    Daniel seems to be strongarming his way into the "awkward chair phase" of standup comedy

  • @eowynsaenkham8495
    @eowynsaenkham8495 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm very happy that we Australians were mentioned in this, swearing is normal here, it's kinda scene as weird if you don't swear.

  • @ArkantosNilsson
    @ArkantosNilsson Před 3 lety +31

    The bit about Syria was hilarious

  • @yrtnook
    @yrtnook Před rokem +1

    Daniel Sloss is brilliant. As a first generation (embarrassed) American, he's spot-on about the USA. But, Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too, as are the French. I highly recommend his book!

    • @moondaughter1004
      @moondaughter1004 Před rokem +1

      Even us swedes are good at swearing and we're usually considered as "polite", "well spoken" and "reserved"

    • @elizabethclairewolfrosenda3391
      @elizabethclairewolfrosenda3391 Před 2 měsíci

      "Eastern Europeans are pretty good at swearing too"
      Hahaha, yes, as a ½ Eastern European 2nd gen American I can confirm it's basically just sentence punctuation at this point 😂

  • @danddne
    @danddne Před rokem +1

    I have seen Daniel's videos I think 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since and it was so surprising how strong his Scottish accent got with time. I could barely notice it in his old videos.

  • @afonsocarvalho2695
    @afonsocarvalho2695 Před 3 lety +4

    WE WANT THE SHOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE!

  • @momostress
    @momostress Před 3 lety +3

    YES. I need this so much

  • @frannieforthoughts9527
    @frannieforthoughts9527 Před 3 lety +19

    Was that eight minutes?! I WANT MOREEEE
    God he's so fucking talented.

  • @pianellrielly9803
    @pianellrielly9803 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant, just brilliant!

  • @thegoatchild3545
    @thegoatchild3545 Před 3 lety +2

    "Twat is like a rejected Teletubby." 😁😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @katymarie5323
    @katymarie5323 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve missed Daniel’s stand up!!

  • @satisfyhelter-skelter4666

    i love this guy!!

  • @charlesdavis7087
    @charlesdavis7087 Před 3 lety +2

    Nice to see you again. Good going!

  • @mehrabnury3976
    @mehrabnury3976 Před 3 lety +5

    WHATTE PLEASNT SURPRISE!

  • @this_is_jmdub
    @this_is_jmdub Před 3 lety +1

    Can’t wait for the new show

  • @kaarnaame_9133
    @kaarnaame_9133 Před 3 lety +1

    AMAZING!

  • @ryanjohnson631
    @ryanjohnson631 Před 3 lety +5

    Yes Sloss!

  • @laxku
    @laxku Před rokem +2

    March 2020: "You've been through tough times." Not wrong, but not flattered by hindsight.

  • @dadaame12
    @dadaame12 Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant!

  • @itismetotori
    @itismetotori Před 3 lety +2

    The NEWS! It gets me every time

  • @jackos225
    @jackos225 Před 3 lety +5

    Thank god for sloss.

  • @stephaniekerry1480
    @stephaniekerry1480 Před 2 lety

    This is fantastic. Yay.

  • @ParadigmShifted
    @ParadigmShifted Před 2 měsíci

    I too have colorful language lol
    I loooove the word fvck.
    It’s just so versatile…
    I can’t understand how I’ve never seen or heard of you until today. Glad I stumbled across you 😄 you’re hilarious 😁

  • @dashlukky
    @dashlukky Před 3 lety +1

    I really enjoyed this.

  • @NakedAvanger
    @NakedAvanger Před 2 lety

    i just found this master of art on netflix and i need mooooooooore
    those netflix specials are 3 years old by now

  • @roybecker492
    @roybecker492 Před rokem

    This is amazing.

  • @dreamsicle3113
    @dreamsicle3113 Před 3 lety +7

    As an American, I love when people from other countries call this country out for what it is.

  • @yuliakiseleva1900
    @yuliakiseleva1900 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant.

  • @perrycarters3113
    @perrycarters3113 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That Syria joke fucking killed me

  • @ispawndemons3977
    @ispawndemons3977 Před 3 lety +77

    I'll start saying twat correctly... I feel like there is a growing group of people who swear and understand it's just language flavoring to keep the conversation lively and not something to be offended by. Or, I've surround myself with the correct people.

    • @finngrant234
      @finngrant234 Před 3 lety +2

      They're just fucking words. I haven't met anyone worth hanging around with that gets offended by words.

    • @anaswana99
      @anaswana99 Před 3 lety +4

      I feel like age and region has to do with it. I’m from New England and maybe this is regional bias, but I feel like we swear more than other Americans? I only know a few people who don’t tolerate swears, all over the age of 50. I don’t know anyone younger who’d be put off by a swear, with the exception of cunt. I know a few people who hate that word, but I think that just makes them cunts.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Před 3 lety +3

      I wonder how many of the people who complain about "political correctness" happen to get upset at swear words.

    • @mejustme9916
      @mejustme9916 Před 3 lety +1

      Funny, I was born in Scotland but grew up in Canada and we were allowed to swear at the dinner table. It was just an adjective to emphasis something. Also, I learned the word cunt from my mom and shite was one of my first words, ha!

  • @codyolivier8806
    @codyolivier8806 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh snap! Let’s do this!

  • @mrscary3105
    @mrscary3105 Před 3 lety +10

    I would add that the NY accent works. I am from NY, our state bird is "The Finger"

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 Před 3 lety +2

      As a Scottish guy who has a few mates from NYC.
      I definitely agree! You've got quick swearing rhythms down to an art.

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel that COVID has led to a slightly softer version so we can escape the rollercoaster, if only for an hour or so. Highly recommended!!!!

  • @bigoz1977
    @bigoz1977 Před 3 lety +1

    Fantastic Dan the actually had me loling 🤣🤣

  • @QueenDthesecond
    @QueenDthesecond Před 3 lety +2

    Glad I found you!

  • @user-ck3uu8rj3x
    @user-ck3uu8rj3x Před 2 měsíci

    Its all the Germanic roots that make all the difference.

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 Před 3 lety +53

    Get slossed sounds like a bad word

  • @dozilla77
    @dozilla77 Před 2 lety

    Never heard of you before, what a friggin genius. I noticed it's only podcasts as of late on the channel. Would love to see more vids and live on day!

    • @rosydwyer7784
      @rosydwyer7784 Před rokem

      Look up his skit about going to the zoo and meeting the penguins. A MUST watch 😁

  • @loubyloulou
    @loubyloulou Před 3 lety +2

    This is incredible 😂

  • @dziuga7571
    @dziuga7571 Před 3 lety +7

    best birthday present ever

  • @pavilion3064
    @pavilion3064 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh how I wish this had subtitles! Loved the specials so much!

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 Před 3 lety

      It does. They aren't always very reliable, though.

    • @pavilion3064
      @pavilion3064 Před 3 lety +1

      @@messinalyle4030 I am aware. I am hard of hearing so I can hear him still talking when the "subtitles" drop off for 10 seconds at a time and at the peak of the jokes. Good times.
      Maybe I should've specified useful subtitles.
      My reply might seem mad, but I'm just disappointed cus I wanted to see it.

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pavilion3064 No worries. I'm sure I would be disappointed as well if I were deaf or hard of hearing. CZcams could really stand to do better in the accessibility department.

    • @pavilion3064
      @pavilion3064 Před 3 lety

      @@messinalyle4030 Thank you for understanding =)

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 Před 3 lety

      @@pavilion3064 You're welcome. :)

  • @EmergencyInductionPort
    @EmergencyInductionPort Před 10 měsíci

    As a Scotswoman I'm crying with laughter 😂😂

  • @TheKrank20
    @TheKrank20 Před 3 lety +10

    You are so fucking good at this, really hope there will be another netflix Special soon!

  • @draxe1943
    @draxe1943 Před 3 lety +4

    Oh I know what m gonna watch in 93 minutes

  • @LunaGrape
    @LunaGrape Před 3 lety +9

    «call me English, see what happens!”

    • @rmac8378
      @rmac8378 Před 3 lety

      Born in England, 2 english parents.. he’s english

  • @taylorwiseman8078
    @taylorwiseman8078 Před 3 lety +1

    And the award for Last Thing I Thought Would Remind of THe King's Speech goes to...

  • @diandas
    @diandas Před 3 lety +1

    Went to see him live in Darwin, never laughed so loud for so long

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Před 3 lety +2

    No point in wondering if this video is demonetised 😂 Thanks for uploading. Great stuff!

  • @JangMember_twobabies
    @JangMember_twobabies Před 3 lety +14

    Smart and very funny. I subscribed Netflix just to occasionally watch his stand ups.

  • @lilblackcat213
    @lilblackcat213 Před 3 lety +1

    It was fucken cool seeing him live and he's fucken nice.

  • @8sztike8
    @8sztike8 Před 3 lety +2

    As a Hungarian, who lives in the UK I am proud to say, that we beat all English speaking nations in swearing, simply because of all the slight variatons of words and the sheer amount of swear words we use in a daily basis. 🤣 It took me a bit of a time after I moved to the UK, to sewer less, because it offended even the English ppl around me. 😳😅🤣 In a normal sentence, every second word can be a swear word in Hungarian lol😅

  • @theydon_bois
    @theydon_bois Před 7 měsíci +1

    He Did this (more or less) routine at Critical Role Live London, 2023. Very funny!

  • @PoArquero
    @PoArquero Před měsícem

    I "major swear word" love you man 😂

  • @whitflores8160
    @whitflores8160 Před 2 lety

    No words only laughs 😂😂😂

  • @slabbadanks5829
    @slabbadanks5829 Před 2 měsíci

    found the rest of the bit. hilarious

  • @annnee6818
    @annnee6818 Před 3 lety +1

    I am crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TianaSmith
    @TianaSmith Před 4 měsíci

    As an American, when another American gets offending at me cursing, it just makes me do it more, lol.

  • @user-wv5gv3dw5u
    @user-wv5gv3dw5u Před 3 lety +1

    Holy shit this guy is good