Vegetable Rights Activism
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- čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
- A short video about the plight of vegetables in their struggle for rights
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Vegetable Rights Activism Transcript: There are around 400,000 species of plants that live on this planet, and throughout all of human history many of these species have been destroyed and abused to further our own agendas, in many cases even going so far as to alter the genetic code of those species just so we can maximise their usefulness to us, all the while disregarding the negative effects that it may have on that species. My name is stoic stick, vegetable rights activist, I haven’t eaten a vegetable in my 24 years on this planet, because I believe that there is a genocide happening to plant lives every day that I refuse to take a part in. My poos are, very hard, but that is a small price to pay to have a clean conscience. I was okay with remaining silent on this tragedy until recently with the exponential rise in veganism and vegetarianism which if my calculations are correct will lead to the complete extinction of plant matter within the next 100 years. In this video I’m going to try and prevent this from happening by convincing you that not only are plants conscious like us humans but that there is a giant conspiracy afoot to ensure mass plant extinction, as well as documenting the systematic abuse that some plants face for the gratification of anonymous viewers online.But first we need to talk about plant feelings. For something to be able to feel they need to be conscious of that feeling and logically conscious, and plants actually have been shown to display what some would argue as a consciousness. Claude Bernard a French physiologist conducted experiments on the shameplant, which sidenote is a pretty rude name for a plant, what should they be ashamed of? The fact that he’s a plant? Yea typical vegicism that goes unchecked. Anyway, Claude administered anaesthetic to the shameplant and found that it would no longer fold up like it usually would as a response to physical touch. The plant would however still fold up at night which suggested that the anaesthetic didn’t block the physical ability to move however did inhibit its ability to sense its environment particularly the ability to sense touch. So, it could be argued that the anaesthetic blocked the consciousness in the plant similar to how it also blocks the consciousness in humans. This isn’t the only plant that has demonstrated consciousness, another aspect of consciousness in my opinion is the ability to remember, because if you can’t remember the experiences that you go through did they actually even happen, kind of like the if a tree falls in the forest argument but a little more philosophical. Plants do have memory though, as demonstrated in a study in which researchers encased venus fly traps in a chamber and anaesthetised them. They found that after being in the chamber, when they stimulated the sensory hairs inside the trap it didn’t close. Now you could argue that it was because the anaesthetic blocks the signal, but Rainer Hedrich and expert in plant physiology furthered this experiment by testing whether the impulse signal from the hair actually fired to tell the plant that it was touched and it did actually still fire the signal. So why didn’t the trap close? Well because venus fly traps only close when 2 signals are triggered, this means that the plant has to keep track of how many hairs were triggered. And because the hairs were still firing it must mean that the anaesthetic was disrupting its ability to remember any previous signals. Ergo plants can remember and they remember when you were making daisy chains as a child and trust me, they will get their revenge. He loves me, He loves me not, he loves me, he loves me NOT.If that wasn’t enough to convince you then maybe its time you finally learned the truth, you my dear viewer have committed mass genocides multiple times throughout your life, if you have ever cut your front lawn or trimmed your hedges you’ll know that they release this green leafy smell, well that is actually the grass’s equivalent to an air raid siren, they’re called green leaf volatiles and are warning signals to other plants that there is a predator around. So, under the hum of your lawnmower the screams of millions of tiny blades of grass cry out as you just go around culling their entire bloodlines. You might argue that grass sending out warning signals is dumb because they can’t move and to that I have to say… well okay you might have got me there but the fact that they release the signal shows they clearly care about the wellbeing of their fellow plant, which some would argue is a sign of empathy, some being
This entire time since i saw the original teaser post, i thought it was about cripples
You best have still voted for anti vegetable rights.
Oh christ that poll is much better when you think of it that way
Same lil😂😂😂
I hope to have a vegetable President. - 2024
Stoic Stick
So did I, only a little bit disappointed lol
"Vegetable president of the US"
The joke was just hanging there and you didn't take it.
Low hanging fruit, was too obvious to be funny imo
The best fruit is the kind you are shown still on the vine, ripe to pick on your own.
@@StoicStickWoodrow Wilson had a stroke and was basically a vegetable at the end of his term so you could’ve gone there
@@StoicStick "Low hanging fruit" That's just casual fruit racism. I have to question this whole video now.
@@StoicStick the low hanging fruit is usually the sweetest
Vegetable rights for right vegetables
Fresh Fruits for Rotting Vegetables
that will stick it to the vegans
wait until he learns about baby corn
Yeah, most people don't realize it isn't another type of fully grown corn, but it actually is baby corn.
aborcorn :skull:
i addicted to baby corn
If it wasn't for Tricknology and its consequences, the plant race could've lived in peace
I love tricknology
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair
thats like eating the plate that your food is on stupid it dont make no sense
@@TheTexanReichYou don't like the crunch of the plate?
Depends if it has a battery really, the battery i usually give to my lil brother.
*laugh track*
@@emperorcokelord1021 yeah because i hurt
Brazil saying "yo soy" is some kind of 4d chess joke.
"you are vegan because you love animals, i'm vegan because i hate plants, we are not the same"
Based
Non-vegans actually cause more plant deaths lol
if the veggies are so empathetic how come they don't comfort me when I'm having a bad day?
Ever heard of Weed?
@@akramgimmini8165or a big cucumber?
real
They are terrorists
Because empathetic and compassionate are not mutually inclusive. Empathy just means that they ruin their own day by feeling bad because a guilty self-imposed obligation because your day is ruined and you are feeling bad. Compassion is when they actually do something productive but like that is hard and takes effort expenditure
what about vegetables lefts tho?
My rights left.
When I have kids I'm showing them this video before they're old enough to question it
That is diabolical! But seriously, don't. If they believe it, they will get bullied and they will blame you for it later.
Westerner: "when you cut your lawn and trim your hedges"
Me, an eastern eiropean, living in a concrete cube: "the what and the what now?"
Westerner Here, much of the population is also confused
You guys don't shave over there?
Eastern European with lawn here, we also have plants here.
@@vew3rita120 wowowo, big money is in the same comments as mr concrete.
@@vew3rita120 Do you have an ugly monoculture grass lawn like we usually do? Or is it one of those cool little European lawns with clovers stuff?
I remember experiencing a vegetable rights advocate. She was dead serious, not a hint of insincerity. I heard her inquire to the serving staff at a cafe (I was waiting in line) if the potatoes in the potato salad had been humanely treated. The woman (who I knew) behind the till , was dumfounded at the question, she stuttered for a moment and answered the best she could that it was from a local farm and the potatoes had been treated well (she had know idea). The advocate smiled and said thank you in the most sincere and matter of fact way you can imagine. In that moment my perplexed face met the face of the staff member in utter existential crisis, like this was a normal thing now apparently and we were the weird ones for not considering this. Later we laughed about it , but I always had this feeling that reality was changed that day.
Stoic stick, as a vegetable, I thank you for this
At last, we have arrived at the final solution to the vegetable question.
yes, the old VQ
Oh no
My soy wife and soy boy were very offended by this video's anti soy messaging.
7:40 woke propaganda! The earth is actually shaped like a fiat multipla
Nay, tis shaped like a Womble I swear it!
@@dutchmansmine9053 heretic!
I like your theory. I firmly believe it now.
@@dfnxINC it's not a theory
@@3x3equals10 I'm sorry. I like your undisputable fact.
The mix between irony and actual problems is unmatched
"My poos are hard, but my conscience is clean." - The Goat
🗣🔥🔥🔥
I support vegetable rights. I just want to exclude tomatoes from receiving those rights
same
And potatoes
Screw tomatoes. Making me need an epipen in case I accidentally eat something they're in. No rights for tomatoes!
We need to take away their rights in the United States Supreme Court, which even classify theses flowers having botanical imposters as vegetables.
almost the entire "Veggie" Tales cast is excluded
I am a stick enthusiast and I'd like a Corruptionmaxxing tutorial please
Real
finally someone is talking about this, i’ve been trying to get people to stop eating vegetables for years
Honestly they're already such a drain on our healthcare system that I'm very hesitant to give them any extra rights.
... I mean they already have all the good parking spaces.
5 demons in 31 seconds. Bro must have fallen off.
Your mum fell off! 😉
😂
This cannot not have a mention of the Arrogant Worms classic song 'Carrot Juice Is Murder'... "I hear the screams of the vegetables!"
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if you want to talk about sexual abuse of plants online, look no further than the character Solar Flare from plants vs zombies
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@@beckpoltronetti3158so true i agree
@@beckpoltronetti3158e
Plus most plants are like 1 year old geg.
NAWWWW 😭
"I can only imagine how great it would be to have a vegetable president in the US" bro we already have one hes name is joe
Im gonna be that guy, but let me debunk real quick all of those fun facts about plants
Lets begin with Shameplant - touching leaves and daylight are two different stimulus to the plant, so leaves curling up in the night is a seperate thing than to reaction from touching. Next, the fly trap - they don't remember, they simply react to overloading them, one hair touching is not enough to activate the trap and sometimes touch two hairs is not enough, if we would focus on one hair, its true that after couple of seconds plant "forgets" about the first touch but its not a memory its just a reaction of water tension in the cells, its smart but after a few seconds water tension comes back to original condition. Cutting grass - well, we sense the smell, plants don't. Its like some animals they can smell blood and we not so much. Plants don't react when their neighbours are pruned, they might react if they are the same organism connected via roots or tubers. Corn - mentioned reaction does not happen
and yes I am fun at parties
Where’s the proof that grass can’t sense the chemical signal? Also with the shameplant it’s showing that when anesthetized while it’s normal stimuli don’t operate properly, the day night operations still do which is interesting. The corn thing sounds kinda bogus but idk
@@logert3921Well, how would they react to their the smell of their own sap if they can't smell, they might react to the presence of their own sap but its really not the case even considering poisonous plants. If we really would like to push the smelling argument, the best reference would be that plants can absorb air to continue photosynthesis, but they often don't do it efficiently meaning they have small problems with differentianting carbon dioxide from oxygen (it kinda sounds dumb, like dude you have one job). Going back to cutting grass, even if they could react to the signal that their neighbours are being cut what would they do? in the best response they could wilt and try to store the water in undeground parts more to prepare themselves for losing some of the green parts but as we know they don't wilt and the end of the field does not sem to be more prepared when we end up there during out lawnmowing session. Maybe there is some microscience behind this but certainly its not the smelling argument, if there is a revelation behind this then it should be looked more into
@@4Azr get out of here you plantophobe.
No you're not!
We live in a world that if zombies were to exist, people would create a movement about not killing them
Better hide the carrots before Stoic finds me😅
I hear ya! Vegetables are important in our great nation, but what’s next! Fruits?! I’d be dead before I see a day when fruits can live safe and free in our society!!!
Homosexophobic! :O
Vegetables are not people
I am a activist for stoic stick making a video on fraudmaxxing.
"Would you believe me of I..."
With every cell in my body.
6:31 Replacing meat with soy in human diets actually reduces the need for soy as 80%+ of soy goes into meat and a lot more soy is needed per calorie of final food then eating soy directly
How low as people do we dare to stoop making young broccolis bleed into soup!
Uncan your beans! Uncage your tomatoes! Let potted plants free! Don't mash that potato!
6:52 so it's the Great Plant Replacement Theory?
I'm not vegetarian because i like animals. I'm vegetarian because i hate plants!
I feel like stoic stick is really shinning light on the corruption in our society where vegetables are oppressed on the daily, he really is the best reporter of our generation.😻😻💯💯💸💸
The anthem of this movement should be "Carrot Juice is Murder" by The Arrogant Worms
I am proud to say, as a vegetable, thank you.
but you're a rat
I never knew about this tragedy😢 #stopplantcruelty
“The old European banking family”
“European”
I love how at 7:38 he accurately described the shape the earth. 🤑 This show that stoic stick is in touch with the latest science of the earth being flat, always great to know my fav ytbers AR progressive😁
we had a vegetable for president 2020-2024
And in the previous four years, too. Which makes no difference anyway because you are ruled by the mythical industrial-military complex. Which one will say jump, and your "government" will ask how high? (This is a reference to RATM)
Thank you so much for this video! I can finally give an answer to people when they ask me why I only eat clay and sand!
now you gotta make a video about carnivore maxxing.
I mean, i think we're at the point where nobody is denying the US has a vegetable for a president currently.
This is a masterpiece in how talking to an activist feels like.
Releasing a distress signal helps neighboring plants to know they need to rev up their chemical warfare investment. Won't help against lawn mowers, but does help against some insects and other herbivores.
Vegetable rights and peace!
so brave🙏
This channel is the secret attempt at bringing back the Persian empire
Send this to vegans to annoy them.
chat ima remove your basic (vegetable) rights 😊
Love the call back to your vegan video, this channel is developing a whole lore.
If we want to save plants, weirdly we need to stop eating meat. 80% of soybeans are fed to animals that we eat at a ratio of 12 calories of plant becoming 1 calorie of beef.
You are right the way to save the world is to not eat
@@altivide6913 Not too good at reading are you?
@@benaubrey2410 no I understand what you wrote I was saying that if we stop eating plants couldn't be harmed
Calling the Rothschilds “European” is the same as calling Elon Musk “African”
Except musk and the Rothschilds are both majority genetically europoid.
Than what do we eat?
Sunlight
@@Chemley humans dont have photosynthesis. Also what if sunlight has feelins?
"Getting into heaven only gets harder if you eat something" - Inspirobot
would the plant protect our feelings?
THE VEGAN MAXXING REFERENCE DAAAAAAMN. The lore keeps growing
I know this is satire, but I unironically believe it.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIL MENTIONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YES!!! BRAZIL FIRST JEWS BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIND LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this was amazing and i fully support where do i sign the stoic stick team
Peppers will be free from the rind to the seed!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🫑🫑🌶🌶
0:49 Stoick outing himself and their fan base.
And?
he’s as persian as an italian is roman
What software do you use to animate ty
The best tree is the beech. It rather keeps otherwise dead beech neighbors alive, than having it's place taken by an invasive foreign tree.
Therefore the beech is the most based an German tree there is. The oak is a total wuss in comparison.
the Total Plant Death caught me off guard
Disappointed the thumbnail did not have Bob and Larry
“European” banking family
10:19 We already have one! Unlike whatever silly nation you reside in, here in the USA, we are quite progressive-dare I say-decades ahead!
Green leaf volatiles can trigger a lot of responses in different plants, most of the time leading to an increase in toxins to kill bugs and/or bitter, sour or spicy chemicals to deter larger herbivores from eating their leafs. So yeah, they can't move, but they do what they can.
Here's an interesting thought I had. Because each cell reacts to light individually it could be used to "see". But since places have no nervous system capable of really processing it I don't think they can see. Maybe a few do but that's just a guess.
Well actually most plants live symbiotically with fungi. And fungi act a lot like a giant nervous system even using electrical signals for communication.
If the fungus acts as the brain maybe plants can think and see.
But can they hear?
ah yes the European vegetable men.
Holy SHIT Filthy Frank predicted the future
I can’t imagine the corn restaurant scenario, the idea of eating a single vegetable is so unfathomable that I cannot construct even the passing and evil fantasy of the traumatized corn
First (and first to vote no against plants’ rights)
I click this for joke
I stayed here to actually listen this guy
Profile pic checks out.
the stoic stick cinematic universe never ceases to amaze me
0:19 I seen the negative effects of them making that plant bigger and harder when I was on a call with my friend and he said “yo look at dis sh” I see a man who plays saxophone wears glasses some times and is black “using” the corn
"Enough about vegetable rights let's talk about vegetable wrongs"
At the corn part I realized if plants have intelligence it’s just makes eating them taste even better
Grass does react to the warning signal, by moving nutrients down into its roots.
666 viewers 10 minutes in, is he satanmaxxing or going devil-core?
You forgot to mention that some plants emit an ultrasonic scream when cut.
For like half the video I wasn't sure if he was actually serious or if I was on the wrong side of youtube
Im sorry for the vegetable candidate has dropped out of the race. Big loss of hope for us.
Grade A Under A season 6 is fricken sweet so far.
9:34 Correction the difference between this and the Bee Movie is that a human can legally sue humanity.
Vegetable Rights maxxing
We already have a vegetable president.
As Leslie said on the CN show the amazing world of gumball said, EATMORE MEAT LESS PLANTS, I think idk.
Corn making themselves less sweet after receiving those warning signals makes more sense than the grass thing, but then again maybe it's just a natural ability of plants in general, but only some like corn can actually utilize it in a useful way.
5:40 everyone in my house hearing this blast from my speaker is hilarious
The filthy frank reference goes hard 😂
7:38 Did my man really just slip in a Space Trilogy reference?
“Vegetable rights and peace”
-Neil pye
Its nice to see more people waking up and championing for vegetable rights