The Stairs - JACK & DEAN

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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2011
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  • @djquinn4825
    @djquinn4825 Před 9 lety +1970

    The one time Dean makes more sense than Jack. Lol

  • @juliaa365
    @juliaa365 Před 9 lety +1823

    'I'm superstitious'
    'Yeah, and I'm lactose intolerant'
    I laughed a lot harder at that than I should've

    • @ItsCaptainPry
      @ItsCaptainPry Před 9 lety +11

      I'm lactose. That made me laugh. 😂

    • @ghostpills8609
      @ghostpills8609 Před 8 lety +16

      +Prynces Jordan so dean doesn't tolerate you?

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 Před 4 lety

      it ties into the feta cheese later on

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz Před 4 lety

      I'm terrified of bad luck!!

    • @nxlly1787
      @nxlly1787 Před 4 lety

      I don’t understand the joke oof

  • @SixtySecondYoga
    @SixtySecondYoga Před 9 lety +1670

    YOU ARE KNITTING ME A BAD LUCK SWEATER WITH STITCHES MADE OF CONSEQUENCES
    Omg I'm dying I can't breathe!!

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga Před 9 lety +1

      They were selling Only With Your Consent teeshirts at SITC ❤

    • @christianlesurfmusic
      @christianlesurfmusic Před 8 lety +10

      +SixtySecond Yoga You don't have to wear it if you don't want to.

    • @KhanggiTanka
      @KhanggiTanka Před 8 lety

      +SushiRoll Speaks film it

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga Před 8 lety

      ***** What?

    • @josiahvil
      @josiahvil Před 6 lety +3

      SushiRoll Speaks this is the only sketch I've seen where jack is the idiot and dean is competent

  • @ColoradoLJones
    @ColoradoLJones Před 8 lety +870

    "Don't break the fourth wall, never speak to your audience!"
    "Is that bad luck?"

  • @TheLifeinRO
    @TheLifeinRO Před 11 lety +211

    "I've become impotent."
    "I've just shat myself."

    • @RubberyDucc
      @RubberyDucc Před 3 lety +5

      ded comment

    • @dch0614
      @dch0614 Před 3 lety +4

      @@RubberyDucc ded reply

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity Před 3 lety +3

      @@dch0614 dead site

    • @dch0614
      @dch0614 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ImADeity dead planet

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity Před 3 lety +3

      @@dch0614 Dead solar system

  • @Avbitten
    @Avbitten Před 8 lety +938

    These titles are the opposite of click bait and i love it

    • @peta5254
      @peta5254 Před 7 lety +9

      Avbitten for some reason i read that as 'tittles'
      idek by this point. Ive been watching vids all night

    • @gundersen1978
      @gundersen1978 Před 7 lety

      Hoshi Hime

    • @tapasmirc2842
      @tapasmirc2842 Před 7 lety

      lol

    • @tapasmirc2842
      @tapasmirc2842 Před 7 lety +18

      DEATH BY PIANO?? CHEESE UNBOXING GONE WRONG

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore Před 4 lety

      Hey I got it to 666 likes ooh boy

  • @PickelPinApple
    @PickelPinApple Před 10 lety +565

    A scientist cuts off the legs of a frog, then the scientist instructs the frog to jump... The frog doesn't move.
    Therefore, if you cut off the legs of a frog, the frog goes deaf.

    • @Silver19897
      @Silver19897 Před 10 lety +32

      ERROR CODE 406: METHODS NOT ACCEPTED.

    • @GodOfTheeGames
      @GodOfTheeGames Před 9 lety +10

      A... What the......
      OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! That's what the... Okay, I get it now.
      Can't believe it took me 2 minutes to see the joke in that...

    • @hettyfeather
      @hettyfeather Před 9 lety +3

      i dont gettit

    • @PickelPinApple
      @PickelPinApple Před 9 lety +6

      hetty feather yes you do

    • @hettyfeather
      @hettyfeather Před 9 lety +3

      no i dont

  • @badrat4448
    @badrat4448 Před 8 lety +553

    "You know what you're doing?"
    "I'm having a good time."
    BRILLIANT

  • @jenniferbrat
    @jenniferbrat Před 9 lety +497

    1:52 - 2:25 I'm so dead.
    "I made you this."
    "Is that what I think it is?"
    "What do you think it is?"
    "It's a good luck sweater."
    "If that's what it is, then yeah."

  • @MacDoesIt
    @MacDoesIt Před 8 lety +1978

    Fetus Jack & Dean

  • @HollyLaing
    @HollyLaing Před 9 lety +456

    "AND IM ON THE STAIRS"

  • @Laurmins
    @Laurmins Před 8 lety +504

    BABY JACK WITH BRACES !!!

    • @nxellee
      @nxellee Před 4 lety +2

      Lauren Elizabeth WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme Před 4 lety +1

      BABY COMMENT 4 YEARS AGO !!!

  • @sammisanalien7066
    @sammisanalien7066 Před 8 lety +148

    "DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!"
    *mouths to the camera* "Sorry."

  • @jaykay5922
    @jaykay5922 Před 8 lety +667

    "I've become impotent""I've just shat myself"XD

  • @beckhaynes4448
    @beckhaynes4448 Před 7 lety +132

    "you are knitting me a bad luck sweater with stitches made of consequences"

    • @deadlined825
      @deadlined825 Před 7 lety +19

      "...you don't have to wear it if you don't want to."

  • @KazLordOfLightWarriors
    @KazLordOfLightWarriors Před 7 lety +241

    Is it me, or have they switched personalities over the years?

    • @ShadowBobaFett
      @ShadowBobaFett Před 7 lety +1

      You noticed too ?

    • @GigiChoko
      @GigiChoko Před 7 lety +1

      Kaz LordOfLightWarriors What do you mean?

    • @limoholikerin8945
      @limoholikerin8945 Před 7 lety +44

      GigiChoko well, in this video, Jack is the one with the weird belief and Dean is the dry, realistic one. In their newer videos, Jack is the realistic one and Dean has the crazy beliefs (Messiahs Complex, freaky mouth pizza..).

    • @GigiChoko
      @GigiChoko Před 7 lety

      Limoholikerin True!! Thanks budddy

    • @ameliaw2622
      @ameliaw2622 Před 6 lety +2

      jack made a video about this at some point, i’m pretty sure. can’t remember what it was called though, sorry.

  • @imcrazysosueme
    @imcrazysosueme Před 8 lety +166

    "That's nice, I'm glad we had this talk"
    Brb, dying xD

  • @snaker52
    @snaker52 Před 9 lety +93

    "I just shat myself" I was so NOT expecting that.

  • @JaneAsPerUsual
    @JaneAsPerUsual Před 8 lety +305

    can i just say that jack and dean are such good actors. these old videos are all so good!

  • @niccinonicci
    @niccinonicci Před 8 lety +69

    Dean's hair looks so fluffy and Jack looks so adorable ssksks

  • @lovisaspur4400
    @lovisaspur4400 Před 9 lety +91

    love it. just love it. no fucking wonder they're as successful as they are today looking back at these profoundly brilliant videos

  • @theboyconnor
    @theboyconnor Před 10 lety +84

    They warned you about the stairs, bro.

  • @CuteYuffie
    @CuteYuffie Před 10 lety +77

    I just realized this. How does Jack instantly know that he became impotent? :D The only explanation I have is that he has a crush on Dean.

    • @sophiewhite4185
      @sophiewhite4185 Před 6 lety +1

      What’s impotent?

    • @freyamaudsley8320
      @freyamaudsley8320 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sophiewhite4185 two years too late, you mightve learnt. But it's when you cant get it up

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA Před 4 lety +1

      Sophie White basically ya can’t make babies cause ya peepee don’t work

  • @amysadler8853
    @amysadler8853 Před 8 lety +38

    'well that's nice, I'm glad we had this talk' 😂😂😂

  • @Amy-uh7nh
    @Amy-uh7nh Před 9 lety +38

    This just reminds me of...The Science Show! PIANO!!!

  • @cocosam96
    @cocosam96 Před 9 lety +56

    "And I'm lactose intolerant"
    amazing, simply amazing

  • @Shadowclaw-ku3bk
    @Shadowclaw-ku3bk Před 10 lety +43

    these guys are fuckin geniuses nuff said

  • @jam_l99
    @jam_l99 Před 10 lety +53

    Jack: I'm superstitious.
    Dean: And I'm lactose intolerant.
    Lol

  • @amypond4420
    @amypond4420 Před 10 lety +75

    I just shat myself

  • @F0ober
    @F0ober Před 4 lety +3

    No one:
    Subtitles on jack and Dean video: "crying and eating sweaters"

  • @TheFortyFiveFix
    @TheFortyFiveFix Před 9 lety +8

    1:03
    An angry Dean is an attractive Dean.

  • @syndellio9372
    @syndellio9372 Před 10 lety +18

    Awww his braces!

  • @SuperBlablablaxxx
    @SuperBlablablaxxx Před 8 lety +43

    This is literally the best channel in the world

  • @katieallman2228
    @katieallman2228 Před 10 lety +7

    Nice drama reference of breaking the fourth wall!

  • @guitarxxheroxxgirlz
    @guitarxxheroxxgirlz Před 12 lety +4

    "I've become impotent!"
    "I've just shat myself"
    Dead.

  • @horrorvictim
    @horrorvictim Před 7 lety +9

    Wait... if they both knitted sweaters for each other, then why does each one have retail labels?! *Le GASP*

  • @safisamad7479
    @safisamad7479 Před 10 lety +4

    didn't realise until now, the 15th time i've watched this video in three years, that Jack's whistling superstition in the first 2 seconds! love it!

  • @WithATwist19
    @WithATwist19 Před 9 lety +4

    These two have the BEST back and forth's ever!

  • @michaxl.
    @michaxl. Před 5 lety +2

    "What are you doing?"
    "Going up the stairs. What are you doing?"
    "Going *down* the stairs."
    "Well, I'm glad we had this talk-"
    Damn it, I love them XDD

  • @JessieDotCoDotUk
    @JessieDotCoDotUk Před 3 lety +1

    This is still one of my favourite videos of you guys. I remember watching it 9 years ago and it still makes me smile.

  • @boltersnake99ify
    @boltersnake99ify Před 8 lety +11

    if breaking the 4th wall is bad luck then how much bad luck does Deadpool have?

    • @MasterOphSky
      @MasterOphSky Před 8 lety +7

      Have you seen his face? That's how bad it is.

    • @toniluke1994
      @toniluke1994 Před 8 lety

      That's what I was thinking lmao (spoilers)

  • @chloeellis1246
    @chloeellis1246 Před 8 lety +15

    This sketch as so many good one liners in it!

  • @abbykessler6518
    @abbykessler6518 Před 9 lety +6

    The sweater part. More emotional than titanic

  • @rivkashuman7504
    @rivkashuman7504 Před 7 lety +9

    OMG THE BRACES

  • @brandonjohnson3036
    @brandonjohnson3036 Před 9 lety +8

    this is what true friendship is about, two friends giving each other two knitted sweaters

  • @iamrhea98
    @iamrhea98 Před 10 lety +14

    #bracesjack

  • @Super94babe
    @Super94babe Před 8 lety +1

    I miss the old videos of theirs, they're so funny ^^ please never stop making these kind of videos!

  • @Bullitain
    @Bullitain Před 8 lety +2

    Congratulations on a million views. This was always one of my favourites :)

  • @JaeRiottt
    @JaeRiottt Před 9 lety +7

    I have the same haircut as Dean. And I'm a girl. And people say I look like a boy. Conclusion: Dean, our hair is unisex. High five!

  • @opalfuzion6559
    @opalfuzion6559 Před 8 lety +5

    "I just shat myself" lmao 😂😂😂

  • @WTFitsJen
    @WTFitsJen Před 11 lety

    this has to be one of my favorite videos from you guys!

  • @persiancyclops
    @persiancyclops Před 11 lety

    first jack and dean video ive ever watched
    i love guys, you're hilarious

  • @joshuafreeman1784
    @joshuafreeman1784 Před 8 lety +8

    I was expect them to cross and be holding hands.

  • @wheremybike
    @wheremybike Před 10 lety +5

    Sweaters solve all

  • @charliesheargold7522
    @charliesheargold7522 Před 9 lety +1

    By far my favourite Jack and Dean video

  • @ells1263
    @ells1263 Před 4 lety

    wow I've loved jack and dean for 8 years thats crazy still here 8 years later

  • @vidishajha4737
    @vidishajha4737 Před 9 lety +5

    I DIDN'T KNOW JACK USED TO HAVE BRACES WHAT

  • @Peterrific4
    @Peterrific4 Před 10 lety +22

    still a better love story than Twiglight

  • @genevieve3467
    @genevieve3467 Před 7 lety

    I never get tired of old Jack and Dean videos

  • @andrewlitchfield2811
    @andrewlitchfield2811 Před 5 lety +2

    2:40
    Jack: I've become impotent
    Dean: I'VE JUST SHAT MESELF
    Also Dean: Is that a piano?
    I'm fucking dead😂😂

  • @Fluffyaardvark
    @Fluffyaardvark Před 10 lety +26

    Jack: Is that what I think it is?
    Dean: What do you think it is?
    Jack:A good looking sweater
    Dean: It is that yeah
    haha

  • @andread9807
    @andread9807 Před 7 lety +6

    Dean looks like a really young brendon urie

  • @mjread692
    @mjread692 Před 8 lety

    I really love this video!! I've watched it so many times, and still laugh at it!! I'd really love to know how they came up with the idea of making this video! XD

  • @aligallaton3978
    @aligallaton3978 Před 2 lety +2

    10 years on, still very good

  • @llight6252
    @llight6252 Před 8 lety +18

    i can feel the same way as dean because im also lactose intolerante

    • @emilyk1926
      @emilyk1926 Před 8 lety +1

      +Lizzy Gafner
      I can feel the same way as you because your profile picture is Alex Gaskarth.

    • @llight6252
      @llight6252 Před 8 lety +1

      yes all time low is life all time low is love lol

    • @emilyk1926
      @emilyk1926 Před 8 lety

      Lizzy Gafner
      All Time Low is...STANDING BEHIND YOU :ooo
      I don't even know XDDD
      All I know is that I'm seeing ATL live in Februaryyyy :DDD

    • @llight6252
      @llight6252 Před 8 lety

      lol i love this

    • @amazingbellaisnotonfire9706
      @amazingbellaisnotonfire9706 Před 8 lety +4

      I am too lactose intolerant do is Phil

  • @alexankd
    @alexankd Před 9 lety +3

    As a lactose intolerant man, I have to say that it takes some balls to eat cheese and then spend all of that time on the stairs. Incredible!

  • @elizabethconnors3136
    @elizabethconnors3136 Před 9 lety

    I love this guys videos

  • @gabbiesmith8877
    @gabbiesmith8877 Před 9 lety +1

    this is my favorite jack and dean video

  • @jenniferbrat
    @jenniferbrat Před 9 lety +10

    I like how Dean hasn't thrown Jack off the stairs because he's lactose intolerant and he's quite literally ready to shit himself.

  • @addisonbaskind6801
    @addisonbaskind6801 Před 10 lety +3

    THIS SHIP SAILS ITSELF

  • @CallMeNIBS
    @CallMeNIBS Před 11 lety

    Wow, the sweater part was so emotional, I almost cried. Cool video, guys! :D

  • @nicholasruble3262
    @nicholasruble3262 Před 3 lety

    I’ve watched this a dozen times in the past 8 years, and this is the first time I heard them say “good LUCK sweater.” I always thought he said “good LOOKING sweater,” and was just moved to tears by its beauty.

  • @fruityeel
    @fruityeel Před 8 lety +7

    "I've shat myself!" 😂 I CAN'T BREATHE THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • @cherryblossom1289
    @cherryblossom1289 Před 9 lety +3

    haha anyone else think of amazingphil? dan always mentions his frustration on phil's stairs superstition!

  • @Spyr0lYT
    @Spyr0lYT Před 3 lety

    i can't stop binge watching this

  • @hotbagel6332
    @hotbagel6332 Před 4 lety

    I just adore the captions

  • @astridbloom9155
    @astridbloom9155 Před 8 lety +3

    braces!Jack and angry!Dean

  • @tarsun
    @tarsun Před 9 lety +3

    I SHIP IT SO DAMN HARD YOU GUYS WON'T EVER UNDERSTAND ! SIGH

  • @linole3525
    @linole3525 Před 6 lety +2

    "I've become impotent"
    "I just shat myself....is that a piano"
    i laughed way too hard dammmnnn

  • @xansayshi
    @xansayshi Před 11 lety

    This is just amazing.

  • @snorlaxlife5600
    @snorlaxlife5600 Před 9 lety +8

    Dean looks like Jeremy from vampire diaries lol

  • @rhx_ary
    @rhx_ary Před 4 lety +3

    At 0:31 the subtitles literally say (Jack honey get some help) 😂

  • @amandarb1998
    @amandarb1998 Před 11 lety

    These two are brilliant

  • @ashenayee
    @ashenayee Před 11 lety

    honestly a favourite from you two. i lose it when jack begins spinning on the spot

  • @ajaxbird2348
    @ajaxbird2348 Před 8 lety +3

    Aww! They are so adorable and small in this!!!! How old were they?

  • @closiewoo5658
    @closiewoo5658 Před 10 lety +5

    The north and south going Zax ;) no gets the reference that's cool don't even worry about ett

    • @closiewoo5658
      @closiewoo5658 Před 10 lety

      OH MY GOSH YESS XD wow seriously you had an awesome childhood then XD You are very cool :3

    • @tomallen3036
      @tomallen3036 Před 10 lety

      Chloe Lewitt OH MY GOSH I WAS THINKING OF THAT STORY THROUGH THE WHOLE VIDEO!!! ;D

    • @closiewoo5658
      @closiewoo5658 Před 10 lety

      Georgina Allen YAAAY YOU'RE AWESOME TOO XD

    • @tomallen3036
      @tomallen3036 Před 10 lety +1

      it was my favourite of his books! :)

    • @Silver19897
      @Silver19897 Před 10 lety +1

      I GET IT THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OMG

  • @Umaleu
    @Umaleu Před 11 lety

    The writing of these things are bloomin great

  • @dancerbuds99
    @dancerbuds99 Před 11 lety

    this is actually my favorite video ever

  • @geckgod
    @geckgod Před 10 lety +4

    I just shat myself XD

  • @inkstainedkid3153
    @inkstainedkid3153 Před 7 lety +10

    isn't the duck sweater Bing's?

    • @spootot
      @spootot Před 7 lety

      It was in the sand video, yeh

    • @Baopand
      @Baopand Před 7 lety +1

      Do we still talk of Bing?! :o

    • @spootot
      @spootot Před 7 lety

      Do you not still follow his channel(s)? :o

    • @Baopand
      @Baopand Před 7 lety

      Not after...well..You know.

    • @spootot
      @spootot Před 7 lety

      Is there a chance I missed something other than him putting a hold on the YT channel?

  • @PikeletTheThird
    @PikeletTheThird Před 9 lety

    The umbrella duck sweater has been worn by like, all of their friends. Bing wears it in Jack vs. The Sand, Daniel J Layton wore it at some point, I can't remember when, and it just keeps on popping up everywhere.

  • @MaisieWalsh
    @MaisieWalsh Před 8 lety

    Congrats on 1 million views!

  • @joshuagrahm3607
    @joshuagrahm3607 Před 7 lety +3

    This still makes me almost die laughing even years later.

  • @wolfymilk
    @wolfymilk Před 10 lety +1

    You two are seriously geniuses. Why don't you have more subscribers?!

  • @BlitznFlits
    @BlitznFlits Před 12 lety

    This is freaking awesome. U all deserve millions of views to be honest

  • @ItsLogic
    @ItsLogic Před 4 lety +1

    The captions are gold.

  • @chreemaable
    @chreemaable Před 11 lety

    I just don't understand why you haven't got millions of views on each video?? You guys would really deserve it!

  • @nicohyejoru9143
    @nicohyejoru9143 Před 8 lety

    CONGRATS ON A MILLION VIEWS

  • @fayebeabey640
    @fayebeabey640 Před 10 lety

    this is such a good sketch you two should have your own show !

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 Před 10 lety

    Love this sketch dude awesome