Everything Wrong With Every Iron Man Movie EVER (That We've Sinned So Far)
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How did they compress this into less than 20 minutes 😭
Older CinemaSins videos were a lot shorter than newer ones.
And all three of them are older.
I know right!? Especially with Iron Man 2 and 3 in there. Abominations.
@@chriscarpenter1920 who reviewed the first two?
@@MadawaDAWilson What do you mean?
Only a 20 minute video. Iron Man confirmed to be the best movie series of all time.
It could’ve been just over 10, as they didn’t sin #3, their fans did.
Lol
Iron Man 2 and 3 are both straight up garbage. I would need 20 minutes for each of them alone.
But it does have 19+ million sins, so... maybe not?
FACTS 🔥
Sin number 30, yes the coffee is still hot because Stark would never let his coffee get cold. He invented THAT mug, with a heater coil in the bottom. I need one. or 6.
Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man is pure unadulterated awesomeness.
FACTS 🔥
grow up
Total trash.
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@@danishpigeon1079 What? lmao
I miss this style of sinning movies
How has it changed
@@CamdenWaldingnow one movie gets a 20 min video.
@@CamdenWaldingold style used to find “sins” now they try to make jokes and complain for complaining sake
I have a supposed to be
@@MrSidekick00 Wtf are you on about, 90% of THIS video is literally that too. It was always like this.
0:55 Poor Terrace Howard, never got the chance to be War Machine.
Still think he's better than Cheadle. Cheadle's Rhody is dry.
I mean yeah 😂. I like both Don Cheadle and Terrance Howard
3:33 Don Cheadle: "I'm gonna end his whole career."
1:44 “Where did he get that hair gel?”
Exactly what I was wondering yesterday when I rewatched the movie
It's ...sperm...yea...
Exactly 💯
If you're fake-building a missile, your supplies are going to include thermal grease and/or lubricant to guard against friction, either of which can be used as hair gel when the script calls for it. 😅
You forgot to take off a sin for ScarJo, with the “right” shade of red hair, in Iron Man 2. 🥰
Exactly Scarlett Johansson's performance as Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff was DOPE 🔥 😎
10:43 - I think the mullet is an homage to John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. But still, that means "Happy" is 5-years behind the times since Pulp Fiction came out in 1994.
I just hope we get more frequent Cinema Sins X Honest Trailers crossovers
"The Prometheus school of running away"
..that's gold XD
I think clothing made in the marvel universe has some level of protection against absolute bs, say, the wearer growing multiple times their size, their wearer becoming a walking volcano, hell, even a lot of things that would shred clothes apart only give a minor scratch.
Or, and hear me out, IT'S FICTION. Completely divorced from reality by Hollywood screenwriters.
They learned the hard way from hulk movie that ripped apart clothes is hard to deal with all the time in the plot lol. Now clothes are always magic and always fit and stay in good condition
"Why is it only 20min???😂"
*watches*
"Ahh, 'bird'"
CinemaSins: I am inevitable.
Me: And I… am… Iron Timestamps.
0:10 Iron Man
4:08 Iron Man 2
10:38 Iron Man 3
Thank you Jarvis 🙏🏽
Thank you lol
And I...am the comment pointing out they didn't include the Island of Misfit Sins. Ema fearin' meh laser!
2:36 Would of put in a quip about Stark buying up the old McDonalds coffee machines that caused a certain burning incident to occur which would explain how it’s still steaming hot
If Disney had bought Marvel before the first movie got made
They certainly wouldn't hire someone like Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah, it woulda been Tom Cruise. Total shit throwaway movie...
Pepper’s extremis powers from Iron Man 3 are never used or referenced again
Because Tony 'fixed' them, like he said he would at the end of I.M. 3
But surely they would be referenced. And how does he fix her?
He cured her in Iron Man 3
@@cggc9510 You don't have to know everything. You can use your imagination...
The first thing I noticed when I looked at this was that it was only 20min long😂 the length of a normal sin video
Then I remembered what happens in iron man 2
15:05 - That's not a scar.
A cut, wound, lesion...but not a scar.
A sin I've just realised in iron man 3 is when the rocket hits his house from the helicopter. We see it from the TV, but there is no chance there is no delay, whether intentional from the TV network, or just in general. Either way, the rocket would have already hit them before they saw it on TV.
Yeah, rockets like that don't fly at 30 mph, more like 500+...
Exactly 💯
Still a cool scene
@@Ishaninja I never said it wasn't
Took it like a champ referred to being escorted out of his house.
Personally, I love the Iron Man trilogy and they’re some of my favorite films in the MCU. A lot of it is probably chalked up to nostalgia, and they aren’t perfect, but they’re perfect to me.
Same, it's a great trilogy, no idea why people get so butthurt from a freaking superhero movie, asking for realistic sht and stuff...it's a god damn fiction...I feel this world is going to sht and we are the one who gonna pull the flush lever...
Iron Man, the first MCU film is quite impressive considering that it is the one that started it all.
The incredible hulk did actually
@@randyenemyhunter Well yeah, but Marvel wants you to forget about that movie. Bet they regret putting RDJ in as a cameo.
Would have been so easy to remove from the canon otherwise.
@@randyenemyhunter I would also still say that Iron Man was the one that 'started it all'.
The incredible hulk would have been forgotten. Iron Man was the catalyst that created the MCU.
I’ve gotta ask, are you one person or a group? Because finding 19,562,917 movie sins is an insane feat/accomplishment. That’s over 5000 found per day FOR TEN YEARS…
bird
I feel like these old videos are more effective because of the dryness, shorter sins, and fewer extended jokes
Exactly what I was thinking
100 percent. I actually stop watching a lot of the newer ones because it feels too 'try hard' and the singing bits are horrifying
Man I just watched Endgame this morning, the end of Tony. Now sinning the beginning of Tony.
Clears throat: ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEE!
Any chance you could revisit your earlier work where it was only 5 or 7 minutes long ? I bet you'd have a lot more to say now !
The Marvels sin video is just 6 hours of DING-DING-DING...
Kevin Feige was the only one capable to save the first movie from AVI ARAD
Kevin Feige should be a billionaire for what he did with Marvel...
love to see this channel just bundles old videos and reuploads them
18:30 "That torpedo did not self destruct..."
Lmao, I literally JUST watched The Hunt For Red October. This pleases me.
Jon Favreau should've left the MCU after the first movie
He gave everything he had to make it a landmark
So doing it again proved to be too much for him
It wasn't too much for him. He wanted Iron Man 2 to focus on Tony's relationship with his father, but he was forced to make that movie into the mess it ultimately became.
He wasn't given the freedom he had on the first film.
Tony Stark has been featured, mentioned and referenced in so many Marvel films that I legitimately forgot that there were only 3 actual Iron Man films. 🤣🤣🤣
If only Tony was here to see this. He would love it.
In defense of Iron Man 2,
The spin around laser move requires every opponent to be on level ground.
Thanks for sharing your channel and great music
Man, I love this channel, but watching this makes me miss the old Cinemasins even more.
I love you videos cinemasins! I'll keep watching your stuff until y'all can't make em no more!
3:34 (Terrence Howard) next time baby...
And that "yeah not for you" is hillarious😂😂😂
Sin 65: I presume Vanko was only banking on Stark being PRESENT, and he just rolled with it when Stark decided to drive the car. He's highly intelligent, he can improvise. :)
Sin 91: He might have been about to attack when Natasha hit him with the pepper spray. I think I generally assume he just came OUT of that door, closed it behind him, when he was surprised at the hallway carnage and was just assessing the situation when Natasha "blind"-sided him (heh).
Sin 96: Sin 98, that's why, LOL! If you can only use it once, you save it for the most effective time. Until that moment he felt that time hadn't come, and AS YOU POINT OUT, right then, when he was surrounded, was THE best time. He played that exactly right.
Sin 19,562,801 (Yeah, thanks for the huge number, LOL!): YES seriously! Coming to him in parts means it can "mount" as they arrive, and they can get out of their building and into his building smaller. Remember the last movie? You even sinned this, that even auto-putting-itself-on takes TOO LONG, he can't stand around LIKE YOU SAID while it applies itself, coming on in parts and auto-targeted to him means he can do what he needs to hide, dodge, fight, or whatever while he waits. Especially if the gloves arrive first/early, he can use them while he waits for the rest. I've always felt like this whole concept was addressing that concern from Iron Man 2!
Sin 19,562,875: I REALLY feel like somewhere around here should be a sin OFF for Gwyneth's leaping into the air/slamming down to the ground move that led to her breathless shocked line "That was really violent". I just LOVE the cool move and the funny "How dare I" tone of that line. :)
Sin 19,562,881: I'm pretty sure the big brawny armour's name is the Hulk Buster Armour, as I think that's what it was built for in other iterations, to be able to face off against The Hulk in case the need arose (I haven't read any of the comics, really, but that's the name I always hear in relationship to the giant armour).
Sin 19,562,884: Also, as the first movie proved, old versions can still be useful. HOW much power are these things supposed to be able to put out? For how long? As the latest thus far it must be able to power an entire small town just about forever! WHAT A WASTE!
Big suit is the Igor armor, used for heavy construction and support. Comes with reinforced braces to hold stuff on its back, could've been the inspiration for the later hulkbuster armor
This is so funny, I was just thinking the other day that I don't really remember the Iron Man movies, great way to 'rewatch' without having to really rewatch!
"That we've sinned SO FAR"
Is there another one coming out?
With Oscar season just around the corner, I would love to see videos of:
* Braveheart
* The Whale
* Driving Miss Daisy
* Gone With the Wind
* Casablanca
* Room (2015)
* Slumdog Millionaire
* The Wizard of Oz (redone)
Fun fact: The scenes in Iron Man 3 that take place in Rose Hill, Tennessee were actually filmed in Rose Hill, North Carolina. Along with Epic Games' studio in Cary, North Carolina....
Ahh those bonus rounds. Those were amazing and funny.
Before Disney took over
The MCU was following its own rules
There IS a rock em sock em reference in the second movie, they literally get into a boxing ring, just like the classic robot fighter game is set in !
15:42 - Number of Iron Man suits, not amount.
According to the Stan Lee’s memoires, he did in fact tell Ditko and Kirby that they have no idea what they got into.
Thank you! 7:17 I’ve always been irritated by the fact that the plasma ray didn’t cut through the wires ever since I first saw iron man 2
I've come to a point where every movie I watch that had the title in the movie, i say to myself "Roll Credits" 🤣😂
Just got done rewatching the iron man series. Like yesterday! The sins should be off the hook!😅 😅
Woohoo more cinema sins!
istg now i cant watch any movie without cinema sins judging the movie in my head
The tank shell coul've been an APFSDS which does not detonate, you can hear a noise like it struck something, if it was rubble or say, dirt, there's no reason to make a high volume noise
Such a smart way to reuse old contact
14:54 air force one is the designation for whichever plane the president is on. The windows may or may not be bulletproof depending on which plane he's on.
Tony Stark literally going under surgery
Cinema Sins: Sins for no lap dance
Had no clue there were so many. Never saw one of them but the 2nd one, the racetrack, I kind of recall it; but was probably from a trailer or else I noticed the actor and changed channel. Some in the comments say it's the best series or even "pure unadulterated awesomeness" lol. I'm glad they get a kick out of them.
I truly didn't even know the first one existed or what it was about in any way. Watching this is good enough.
Have you been living behind the moon?
2:44 he could have asked for another coffee off-screen.....
Even Iron Man 3 is better than any recent Marvel movie
2:15 put a smile on my face....
Come to think of it, Hammer attempts passing off some other bird first, THEN manages to get the specific one? Did the bird have a sitter?
I'm quite surprised that the combination of 3 videos is less than 20 minutes
I know a Mac guy who uses Dell displays because their display game is on point.
myspace was still in its peak when the iron man came out in 2008
I wish these groups/compilations or whatever you want to call them were remastered instead of just being the original videos spliced together
Robert Downey Jr back as Iron Man and Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts for a Trilogy was awesome 😎.
Burger King ads on this is wild, thanks BK.
can you please review “salt burn” & “where the world ends”
When you say "House Party Protocol features neither Kid nor Play.", I guffawed! Yeah, I said "guffawed".
The Iron Man movies are good, but this is accurate and funny.
hilarious for sure but majority of the sins are justified or explained throughout the movie if youre paying attention
@@suspectshot2199 woosh
@@ElexiRosenschwert damn, fell for it
Back when less was more
Now everything is overblown with CGI and memes
Like this overblown comment. Plenty of movies without abundance cgi and memes
Cool they're doing complications now
Do Richard Scarry's Best Counting Video Ever
Back to the original Cinemasins videos.
I understand the un-subtitled terrorist dialogue also gives away their alliance with Obadiah early on.
Rourke's German dub is a lot funnier, when his mumbled "burd" becomes a clearly pronounced, but heavily Russian accented "Vugel" (foo-gal).
I wonder how long this would be if in their current format they did the entire all 25 James Bond movies
13:01 - They’re on ABC (back then, Disney+ now)😹
18:33 and 1:58 were the best parts of the video
You missed a sin where he is watching the missle live on tv AND THERE IS ZERO DELAY
"most things in here don't react well to bullets"
I forgot about the bonus rounds
Movie Sin Timer 14:49. Says "something like 23,000 miles per hour." Reads; something like 23,300 miles per hour. Ring... That... Bell
Should have had five Sins off for Ben Kingsley as Tony Slattery...what a scene stealer😮😢😅🎉
Tank shells don't explode they are so hot that they weld through other tanks
i miss these! Even the 2nd... I am Iron Man!
Ahh the 2013 sin videos
7:49 @DaithiDeNogla
observatory tower.
Was the whole Burger King burger story of RDJ a real thing and if so wouldn’t him wanting a cheeseburger and they stopped at burger king for one be a small Easter egg
I wish they'd do the same gimmick as Iron Man 3. Maybe for Oppenheimer?
Wish more people saw the link between the Mandarin reveal and Henri DuCard in Batman Begins. Was it original to unveil Ken Watanabe as a figurehead? Yes, unless it turns out the Queen Amidala similarity was more than coincidental.
Was it well-executed storytelling? Yes, but that's just an opinion.
Thing is it was an undisciplined creative choice. Shrinks the universe whenever you merge two existing characters into one.
The Iron Man 3 screenwriters appear to have remembered that and figured it was an okay thing to do again.
I love how Gwyneth Paltrow is a sin on its own 😂
Actually, Shrek made me sit through credits. Iron man just solidified it.
King Jack Kirby reference! *ding*
12:50 - nobody who watches the US airspace for a living has the tools to know what a helicopter (or any other aircraft) is or isn't equipped with. Their job is to keep planes from running into each other or into mountains, and even then they only provide that service to planes which are requesting it. Anyone can fly any aircraft nearly anywhere in US airspace without requesting that service without breaking any laws, much less arousing any suspicion.
00:43 Yep, he's the Joker now.
So it's just a re-upload? Birdman owns this dude these days