Stephen Hate-Tastes Starbucks' Unicorn Frappuccino
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- čas přidán 19. 04. 2017
- In the perfect world, unicorns would exist and Starbucks' unicorn frappuccinos would cease to.
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"You have slain something pure and defenseless to refresh yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the pink touches your lips."
MeganKoumori next up: the Potterchino
The moment pink touches your lips you become gay.
I haven't. I've chewed pink (bubble gum), but I've never eaten or drank it.
Dilton X Lips are pink. Never been kissed?
harry potter reference?
I'm more of a pegasus guy myself. Pass.
good head on your shoulders. unicorns are overrated
Breach RaptorNEW I prefer centaurs myself, with that upper half a strong rippling chest and the big strong wait what sorry, got lost in thought, excuse me.
Breach RaptorNEW I'm gonna pegapass...haha
Try the Hydra. It's practically a bottomless cup.
I'm gonna try the Hydra if I don't drown with this Siren.
"I'm guessing PETA is furious" lmao
I'm concerned that that won't even be a joke to them.
It's no joke, bruh. Unicorns are critically endangered.
gabby When are they not?
Princess Celestia must be mad too.
Yeah...they mad.
Wonder how Scotland feels about Starbucks making drinks from their national animal. Obviously I watch too much Stephen Colbert and John Oliver.
Daene Luna Scotland: a country you think so little about you didn't notice they voted for a unicorn flag. OH YES. and this is blowing up my feed on 4/20, a day I think so little about since my state legalized marijuana and Ive been lit since Nov 9,2016 and it's true, you're not imagining it Greg, trump is the president, they're frapping unicorns, they're watching us through the microwave and today we have paid tribute to the fallen: DISTRICT PAPA BEAR #feminism #lit (only Oliver/Colbert fans will get any of this)
Lol! I got every reference! I need to watch less tv.
You've got to get in early for the mythicals. Both China and Wales have their own dragons.
Daene Luna
You mean their national fictional animal?
Enrique Godinez no, it's their actual national animal
"The color I can only describe of... tumor."
😂😂😂😂😂
I call it a liquified abomination.
I just call it shit people are stupid enough to buy.
Grizzle Bear Gruff
you mean abortions😁😐
EYY_ThaT_GuY - Gold
Do you even know what an abortion is?
Perfect Piplup
chicken eggs that you buy at the grocery store🍳
EYY_ThaT_GuY - Gold
No, it is not. The definition taken directly from the internet is as follows: The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy.
So, if you were trying to be funny, it really isn't.
"Oh..I wish I was dead. Tastes like I French kissed tinker bell"😂😂
I lost myself at french kissing Tinker Bell. XD
oh I wish I was dead XD🤣🤣🤣🤣
We hated making it. Trust me.
Grizzle Bear Gruff I want it. I want it so bad
Grizzle Bear Gruff yeah I have a mother who works at Starbucks. She hates making it too.
Is it technically difficult and/or time-consuming to prepare, or merely an affront to people who genuinely like coffee?
HaloInverse it's difficult to make. Especially irritating if everyone who comes into your store is asking you to make it.
sanguis bumb Meh, I won't bother then. I was curious but not curious enough to make a barista's day suck more...
Who would pony up the cash for this foal drink? Starbucks really needs to rein it in or their customers will bolt.
KingOfMadCows I say nay to your puns good sir! NAaaaaaay!
KingOfMadCows I would never!!!
...I'd just use my bonus stars item voucher instead...
I guess they just have to make a Zeus Zappachino next.
I was about to give a serious response but I realized you're being punny. serious response was females and beta males 14-26 drive Starbucks. anyone with common sense knows you can brew your coffee cheaper and most likely healthier at home Starbucks has brainwashed people into paying $6 for fucking coffee!!!
KingOfMadCows puny puns :)
Voldemort would have loved that drink. RIP Tom Riddle.
Actually, "sugary affront to god" has NOT been used, so marketers, get busy!
(Yeah, I googled it.)
No shit...
Thread Bomb Won't sell good in religious countrys.
You must be fun at parties
Atharva Kshirsagar You used that in the wrong context. There was nothing party-killing about anything said here.
Holy shit, Jon Batiste is a great bandleader, but PLEASE!!! Quit stepping all over Stephen's timing! That is why I hated Paul Schaffer, always interjecting some stupid noise over the jokes. Dial it down about 50%.
"Taste like i french kissed tinkerbell" 😂😂😂
"oh i wish i was dead" ME
I freaking love Colbert 😂😂😂
Why?
mermaid macchiato sounds much more logical
Trumpuccino coming up next! Ingredients Crap and Orange! Good for you stamina!😮
And you can only order it in one size: YUUUUUUUGE!
Lysana McMillan lmao! New size Yuuuge!!!
Ricardo Productions I actually made a Trump inspired Frappachino.
LMAO!!! Hilarious!
Also good for telling lies. Bigly.
Warning: may reduce your IQ
“Oh, I wish I was dead.” -Stephen Colbert 2017
Man, now I actually want a Minotaur Macchiato.
WHY WAS THIS NOT IN MY FEED
Michael Scott Right???
Michael Scott miCHAEL? I can't believe you came.
"yay you got one".......has me dead😂😂😂😂😂
Colbert is King.
Last time I was this early, Trump was sending his aircraft carrier away from North Korea.
"Take this away before I say something else incriminating" I ACC BURST OUT LAUGHING 🤣
I now kind of want the Minotaur Macchiato lol.
If you're talking instagramable coffe: in Japan right now we have the American cherry pie frapp. It comes with an actual pie crust dome that goes over the whipped cream and real cherries inside.
I would personally love to see the Minotaur drink happen.
*Colbert - the best on late night!*
The pianist playing "Everybody wants to be a cat"!
KROQ played a clip of a barista going apeshit about how hard it is to make
Why does the Minotaur look so much lie Terry Crews though...? XD
"Mmmm... oh... I wish I was dead." LOL
friend: what's your favorite color? me: tumour.
Silly Colbert, everyone knows it's Unicorn poop. Unicorns poop ice cream.
"yeah they mad" 😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant Ad. Steve is a genius, as always.
Lol John in the background, "Yeah, yeah they mad."
Me: "Do it for the gram!" Steve: "I ain't gonnna do it!"
Unicorn Frappuccino represents everything that is wrong with Starbucks, which is exactly why it's so popular.
Just trying this now awesome!
It's taken us 50 years but stay tuned for the sequel to The Unicorn song - Coming for Christmas 2017. We don't drink Unicorns.
Ok, Starbucks. Minotaur macchiato. Bring it.
lol 2:10
"only available to April 23rd, so... hurry?"
Someone needs to get a kickstarter to fund that Minotaur machiato. It needs to do exactly what Colbert says it does.
Would be hilarious if they stuck a piece of hollowed out Asparagus in it as the straw.
"Worried you'll get diabetes? We've got your back! Just eat your straw after you finish and you'll be fine!" (not)
"take this away before i say something else incriminating" typical problem of mine loll
"Minotaur Macchiato". damn, beat me to the idea
So unless anybody has any other mythological creatures to suggest, we're going with "The Warthog".
LMAO this is ABSOLUTELY hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought Starbucks only served overprice bitter coffee. I remember Julia Roberts once played Tinkerbell so french kissing Tinkerbell sounds like a dream come true.
I work at Starbucks and we were shocked at how many we made the day it came out 😧😱. Never underestimate the power of just looking pretty 🌈🦄. It takes ok, just be careful with the blue stuff. That will assault your tastes buds, it is SOOOO sour 😖🍭.
I wish could have try it once tho.😅
CZcams is blowing up with this so I can only imagine what instagram looks like
"I'm guessing PETA is furious" 😂😂😂😂LMFAOOO
🦄 Frappuccino? When I first saw this, I literally mumbled: "Unicorn diarrhea smoothie..." 😱🤢
how is this not showing up at my subscription box?
I am patiently awaiting the Minotaur Mochiato.
Google "squamous epithelial cells". Reminds me of the slides in my biology class 😂
I discovered this thing on 4/20 so I'm not sure if this is real tbh
damn "Oh. I wish I was dead." lmAO
that person who says "yeahhh u got one"
Soo.. hurry..?..
lol this reminded me of that dave chapelle grape drink joke😂 sugar, water, purple. those are the ingredients
i spent more time on the add than i did on the actual video🤣🤣 the song was really good
Instagram: We are running out of basic white girl pictures.
Starbucks: Say no more fam.
I personally think they should make one called the "Cappathulu". The special ingredient is seawater. Also the blood of the Great Old Ones.
"Tastes like I french kissed Tinker bell!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Ok im going to drink this starbucks drink." *crowds proceeds to lose their minds wooing*
What is wrong with studio audiences?
Hi, your friendly Starbucks barista here. For those of you actually wondering what it tastes like, it's a little like the cotton candy frappuccino (which.. tastes like cotton candy...) with a slightly more tropical taste and a sprinkling of sour death on top. Seriously, don't eat the sprinkles plain. The roof of my mouth is still raw.
However, at least in my district, we have all run out of the ingredients already. So if you want one... Well, it's become about as rare as a unicorn. Good luck finding it.
I just heard someone order a Unicorn With Big Hooves. They put a shot of espresso in it...
Things like this are what make living rurally so hard. I can't just go out and get one of these - I have to drive two hours tomorrow to get one!
Coming soon...the Elven Espresso! One sip is enough to saturate the bloodstream of a grown man.
Ooh, Spike is gonna be _pissed_...
Minotaur Macchiato.. So thick white and creamy, with a tinge of saltyness to it? :3
*whistles innocently*
2.6 unicorns die for every Unicorn Frappuccino, a.k.a. the "Frappicorn".
Please, think of the unicorns.
1:45 Me returning to roblox after 6 years
Minotaur Macchiato sounds delicious. Get on that right now Starbucks!
Shout out to my Daz3d colleagues who built the Minotaur and the Vrakaros Armor used in the last bit there. :)
Also, for an even more terrible idea for a Starbucks Drink: Nutmeg Nuckleavee. It'll leave your tastebuds with a festering plague of flavor that will contaminate all water in its prescence and can only be removed by the smell of burning seaweed!
Lol
oh, I wish I was dead.
me: *WHEEZE.*
barista's at Starbucks are telling people they are all out of Unicorn Frappuccino's, because they are so complicated to make.
I really want that Minotaur macchiato drink now...
1:47 Don't say that Stephen Colbert your famous! D:
*Oh.... I Wish I was dead...🤣😂*
I miss that kids Pink Panther drink, raspberry fizzy with creme
this is an undercover commercial
The perfect alternative if your tap water isn't safe to drink, from lead of fracking, general decay... etc.
o m g a Minotaur Macchiato... made with espresso and smoked burnt chocolate and topped with whipped cream with added cream cheese to give that extra firmness of the raging Minotaur and finished with a dusting of gold powder. NOW I WANT ONE!!
it will gore your taste buds and leave them at the center of a terrifying labyrinth of flavor lmao
I want that Minotaur Macchiato!
I LIKED IT! Just had my second one today!
Minotaur macchiato, sounds pretty metal.
I would totally drink a minotaur macchiatto tho.
A lot of the people now order unicorn instead of ordering regular frappuccino so When I ordered a regular frappuccino, the staff hugged me and said "thank you for not ordering unicorn frappuccino"
There's also the 'secret drink menu' - try the caramel sasquatcchino!
He made that Minotaur Macchiato sound AWESOME, though. I'll take one of those!
I wish I had Stephen Colbert's band to follow me around and back me
would 100% buy the minotaur macchiato. and the starbucks logo has always been a mermaid, so I will be shocked if they don't do a mermaid Frappuccino
I kind of want a Minotaur Macchiato now.