IMAGINES (pt. 2)
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Imagine: Noel leans in. You can feel him breathing on your neck. Then he whispers something in your ear. It's his full ethnic heritage
Lisa P IM SCREAMING
Complete with mtDNA sequences for emphasis.
m o a n
you get butterflies in your belly that travel down to your privates
STOP ahaAHAHAHAY
Imagine: You have the Corona, you’re still alive but you’re barely breathing. All of a sudden Cody Ko and Noel Miller come up to you and say “Nooo, don’t have Covid-19 you’re so sexy.” You’re cured. The whole worlds cured. Tiny Meat Gang did it. Yes.
LMAOOO
That’s not even an imagine anymore, that’s real life.
Yes.
Spooky Filmz Ent. no, i don’t think i will
And everyone clapped
add a british accent to harry please, it makes the imagines more real.
and slow talking
savannah the way I CACKLED
asking for a friend
@@savannahmanuell "umm so i think, that um like yeah" needs to be added too
@@savannahmanuell lmaoo yes
Imagine: Cody releases Noel‘s censored jokes.
@@ibleedmercurytherealone possibly hell.
What r they
Yeah 🤣
Deacon Crosby Noel did some jokes in some of their “That’s cringe” videos, but Cody censored them. To this day we still don’t know what he said.
Gloriousness S If only...
“Welcome to another Ko Vid.... and I’m not talking 19”
Cody this joke was your peak. Congrats.
Aubryella Otero I was thinking the same thing sis
It would never get better than that ever
When he does a collab with Noel, Welcome to another Co-video
Would've been perfect if he threw a old joke in there about him not being 19 anymore or something
wasnt it noel’s from the podcast
Imagine: Noel whispers, “I have the results...” you rush over to see what he means. He opens up his laptop and goes onto ancestry.com. “Babe I’m 38%,” “what is it?” You ask. “It’s a mystery to everyone else...”
Worshiper of the Yeet Gods noooooooooooooo
Worshiper of the Yeet Gods bruh
Fair enough
Well that was a mess.
Imagine: A girl leans in. She suddenly whispers in you ear, " I was buying celery, and you were buying Rosé."
Benny Buenaflor 😂😂😂
Benny Buenaflor fair enuf
My boxers just got warm and sticky.
And then moans aggressively
imagine: niall horan is in your ear. you tell him to get out, but he doesn’t.
iconic
I don’t get it but it made me laugh
Nigel Charlson you gotta check our kurtis connor's video on imagines
*but he is in thete
LMAOOO
It's offensive how hard his joke songs slap. like wtf.
I was really boppin to this one honestly
yeah it's almost as if he's good enough to make his own songs with noel
It does but don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
yo fr i caught myself boping my head mid song like what
they are't jokes
nothing will ever beat the imagine where niall is crawling inside your ear and you tell him to stop but he’s in there
Two of my personal favourites are the ones where y/n kills Louis by throwing a grape at him and the one where harry is riding the jet ski 😂
#lmagine you come out of a teeth transplant. " harry i'm out alive! “ you scream. "who do you fink gave you the teef?" he says, smiling
Nathalie W HAHAHAHAH
nothing, nothing on this Earth will make that not funny.
ThiS IS SO SPOOKY THAT VIDEO IS IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS EXACTLY NEXT TO YOUR COMMENT
Imagine: you hang out at the hype house for a month making tiktok's in the bathroom. You wait for Chase to pop the question, but he never does. Instead he tells you "you're not the right fit".
christina 💀💀💀💀
and he calls you the n word 🥰✌️
@@jeonginmio :O wait but did this actually happen
@@christina8866 yep
💀💀💀 omg
Imagine: Tom Holland gives you covid 19 the feeling is frictionless but you run away coughing because you know he’s a mr struggle
This made me choke lol
you do a literal u turn away from him
But he's already in your ear
LMAOOO THIS IS TOO FUNNY
This comment is wildly underrated.
ok but imagine meeting your soulmate at whole foods. you're buying celery, he's buying rosé. shoutout whole foods.
Throwback
😂 the greatest video
@Justin S THAT'S CRINGE: you.
Nice reference
Oml
imagine: cody is taking u to prom. u wear a rainbow dress. he looks at you and rubbs his fingers on ur face and says _"SUGAR GAY"_
I just burst across the room, thanks for that
“Let’s talk about Saxxxx” 😂😂
@@joeljohnson896 Burst what-
Mahek 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
this video just confirms that cody is a directioner
yep yep
Imagine: Cody and Noel actually finish their Love Island series. Who am I kidding, that’ll never happen.
The best imagine😢
"welcome back to another ko vid" was such a bar
B A R S
Bars?
Bars.
And I AINT talking 19
Bars bars bats boats-
I'm trying 666 likes, LEGEND
Imagine: Cody leans close to your face and rips a fat juul. Then tiny Noel worm pops out of his ear and screams: "the nic level is over 9000" with a british accent.
Tereza you tell noel to leave but he calls you a ballsack and crawls farther
Maggie Jon I SNORTED I CAN’T
"Fanks fo' choosin' me ovah dat geeeeezerrrrrr"
YOOO I WAS THERE
How high were you
why do i feel like cody is harry styles stan
He def has a Harry Stan account
He definitely wrote one of the imagines, and is trying to promote his fan account.
he definitely has a one direction stan account
Sam Murgia fr tho
he's definitely a Larry
the tapeworm imagine was ironic, but the fact that either cody didn't realize or i didn't even notice it until i remembered that tumblr was really obsessed with tapeworm jokes in late 2019 is so funny to me.
I remember everyone talking abt tapeworms a couple years ago. It was so funny and confusing.
Imagine: riding a roller coaster but all the other passengers are Matty Smokes clones ripping fatty ghosts as you hit the biggest drop
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Chauncey Raps I appreciate this effort
💀💀💀
Damn, that's the funiest thing I've read in a while
If they can hit a ghost while moving down at such a fast velocity I would become a Matty Smokes clone too
Imagine: Cody and Noel are stuck in quarantine together and give the people endless that’s cringe videos to entertain you during these trying times :’)
**instant nut**
That gave me butterflies that travelled down to my privates.
That's cringe is literally one of the highest quality content from entertainment standpoint, put up on CZcams.
and then the times become not so trying :')
Doni D. I wishhhhhh
Adding the scary music to the Sherran twins was actually terrifying
Louise Nordoff when
imagine: a world without bad shit
that'd be savage
that’d be magic
Then you wouldn't be here
This was a joke I think
Imagine: Cody and Noel actually play and finish the love island game
Arin Tamimi dang i totally forgot about that 😔✊
I’ve been waiting for a new episode for so long
Spooky Filmz Ent. No I don’t think I will
got em
Imagine
imagine: Cody is kissing you and he leans in to your ear. He whispers “sugar gay” as he plunges a serrated blade deep into you abdomen.
Caesar?
Unanswerable Questions 😂😂😂OMFG
A girl can only dream.
I’m done💀
Nigga...
I am obsessed with the "Louis for 1D part". I replayed it like 20 times
about the one where harry is in like with lou, we are definitely into it.
"Imagine if Louis from 1D, got down on one knee." BARS
and said it would mean the world to me, if I gave you covid 19. BARSSS
This was actually fire tho , I hate myself.
Jasmine zade owns that song periodt
I would immediately die. BARS
@@thecompasspointstohome1895 Yesss
imagine: Cody and Noel actually made a consistent Love Island series
We wish 😔
impossible
too unrealistic
Your giving me butterflies
Bro I just got butterflies
I love how actual directioners are here its literally worlds colliding for me
Same 💀
ikr lmao
I know😭😩
The One Direction imagines are funny
Imagine: you were buying rosé at Whole Foods and she was buying celery
yOu WeRe BuYiNg RoSÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
Spooky Filmz Ent. why?
shoutout whole foods
Kayla Matz this is it. This is the best comment
Imagine: You were scrolling through the comments and she was referencing one of your favorite Cody Ko videos 👉👈
The imagine that was like “Harry likes 13 year olds” was 100% written by one
Lib w I love imagining Harry styles as a pedophile..
@@mayonnaiseaddict4676 ew
CANNOLIS TASTE GOOD favorite passing time tbh
It’s not like he is drake 😂😂😂 jk
Or a comedian on BBC
"Imagine sending Jacob a dirty text and he turns around and looks at you like this..."
"Ugh, nah, no I'm not down for that."
I got a FULL One Direction ad with them flexing on going to the moon on the NASA headquarters and later Cody said: and that's how One Direction came to be.... Omg
Imagine : knowing what those censored jokes that Noel tell are
I wish
Cody should do that when he hits five million
i want to know SO bad. especially the girl defined one
Isha Dhandha IKKK
ugh, one can only dream
Imagine: You absolutely bust down as you have just learnt how to “throw it back”, and suddenly someone with a bubbly personality slaps your asscheeks and desperately groans, “what are you? Twelve?”.
Bruh what
Da hype house boy on the talk show
imagine: cody is a dark larry
I got it to 69 :)
aren't we all
As he should
well he is
He should be
Imagine: Cody, Noel, Drew, Kurtis and Danny made a that’s cringe together
"welcome to another ko vid, and i'm not talking 19" is iconic that better end up in a TMG song or something
It better be lol
bars
Pls! That’s just the most and we need it in our lives!!!
Imagine: Bethany whispers in your ear "I'm kinda into you, Mr. Struggle"
nik tah underrated comment
oh my god can we please start making imagines for them
GROSS STOP STOP AHHH I FELT IT AHH GROSS
LacklusterKid pLEASE their reactions would be everything ahahah
How sCaNdAlOuS
Am I the only one who thinks that Cody’s voice is just the most satisfying voice ever
The thirst is real
imagine: how tired we are of it
Imagine: a new episode of That’s Cringe
Jorgan Freeman with Noel
Y/N moans
@@puddle666 *pulls out meat sceptre*
man your profile picture really caught me off guard
a new episode of love island
Imagine: Drew Gonzalez crawls up into ur ear curls up and takes a nap. He doesnt say anything. He just lays there and snores right down ur ear canal (:
FJKALHSF WHAT
Danny phantom?, ok buddy.
@@carleysorensen you know wtf is going on?
Danny Gooden?
You posted the video why are your so insistent.
imagine: cody puts this song on spotify
im still sobbing from the one direction 'they're our brothers' imagine. physically im fine. emotionally..... im bruised. *cries in a very UNCOOL way* im really upset :(
Why aren’t we talking about the “Ko-vid” joke. He singlehandedly cured corona with that
He talked about that joke in the most recent podcast
He made that joke in the last video that’s why lol.
Meme Dealer who is “off kid” and why do I have to fuck them?
@@RealWunderBanana Was that joke good? No, not really. Did I smile anyway? Absolutely.
@@khadijahmuhammad4771 It was really good, it only fits in this very specific scenario
“Welcome back to another co-vid and I’m not talking 19” - the ultimate joke🙆🏻♀️
Yeah but don't let that joke distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
EDBEduard Yeah but what is the cat from Garfield name?
BARZ
@@CDpets he eat food , yes ?
That Harry train joke is something he would actually say
the ending song is honestly a bop
Imagine:
You’re in the vegetable aisle at Whole Foods buying celery, you look up and see Cody walking towards you...holding rosé
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fair enough
and you were holding celery. He comes up to you and whispers "and now we just play" to your ear
this is so funny
If ykyk
imagine: have you ever had a dream where you um, you had, you- could that you, could- um you- could- do any- you want them to do so much you could do anything
John Proulx yes imagine that
John Proulx yes imagine that
John Proulx yes imagine that
Throwback 💯
Gold
Cody: what did u imagine
Me: a jungle made of sexy flying toasters
Cody: maybe a dragon?
Me: dragon
Thank you for writing this amazing comment
Eri np
_"furry styles."_
*BARS.*
Imagine: being obsessed with a guy so much that when you see his car you make a literal u-turn
A literal u-turn!?
A LITERAL u-turn!?
A LITERAL u-turn!?
A LITERAL u-turn!?
A LITERAL u-turn!?
Imagine: Noel and Cody actually finish love island
Tristynn Ramos fr
Tristynn Ramos you’d think they’d have time with the virus
yes!!
Been waiting deadass
Facts
I'm still speechless of how good that sponsorship transition was.
"Ko vid"
Smooth SMOOTH
Imagine: You’re pissing at a urinal and look to your left. Barack Obama looks back at you, frowning.
na i'm always gonna be to the left of obama
This actually got a very vivid picture in my head; I don't like it.
I'm gonna say the n-word
That'd be the worst and then most disappointing day
genaral apple boy😂😂😂
"so you would date a 13yr old"
"why not"
Imagine the FBI busting down Harrys door because he's dating you and your underage
Me and my underage.
My underage what?
@kingcerati omg really? has to be true honestly lmfao harry would never say something like this
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believe it or not this was every 13 year old directioner's wet dream
"it would mean the world to me if I could give you covid 19" lives rent free in my head
"furry styles"
My guy really just passed up the opportunity to say "hairy styles"
LMAO
imagine: cody making another that’s cringe
now thats an imagine i can get behind
He still hasn't got over the trauma of the last time he had to face the cringy person while having his hair done.
that's the content what i'm waiting for THAT'S CRINGE EPISDOE W/ NOEL
*unzips pants*
What does your username mean?
Imagine: Girl Defined pulls a literal U-Turn for you
a litERAL u-turn
OH nO NoT a liTERal U-tuRn!!
I cackled so hard reading your comment 😂
smoothest transition into a promo by far
The "hahahaha" during the Harry imagines caught me off guard yet I totally expected it
Imagine: you go on a date with Zayn. He treats you like a princess and is nice. But then you found out he’s still coming to terms with the loss of his mother who passed away last October. You run away and leave him because you know you can’t date a Mr. Struggle🥵🤧
Nooooo not Mr struggle yove killed me😭😭
I’m wheezing 💀💀
😂😂
ok but why is his song such a bop tho
im playing that shit at my wedding
Imagine you just came out...
Your parents: NO STOP 🛑 NOT THE GAY!!!
Imagine: Cody leans in close to you and whispers,
“Sugar Gay.”
this is the best one by far
Bars
Cody’s gaydar is the best gaydar
Then you imagine him kissing you with his nice soft lips.
thanks for 2k chodesters ♥️
Imagine:
Noel leans in really close to you and whispers softly in your ear...
...
*his ethnicity*
This.
this is the funniest shit I've ever read
OMG
butterfly in my privates!
Oh yes
the fact that he mentioned harry louis AND liam but not niall, the inspiration for the iconic "but he is in there" imagine... tragic
I kind of feel like he’s secretly a Harry Styles and One Direction stan and he ships Larry
Yes same
IF CODY SHIPPED LARRY I WOULD PASS AWAY INSTANTANEOUSLY AHAHAHA
Fiona Sturgeon SAME
I hope so
he definitely has a secret one direction stan account
Imagine: seeing Cody at Wholefoods buying celery and rose
And Noel buying celery and rose. And you just walk away slowly and watch them from the kombucha aisle.
Then GT Dave shows up out of nowhere
Then girl defined walks past you. You heard them say "Ugh. Just a couple of Mr. Struggles "
You walk up to them and say "No they are tmg. "
And whole store starts clapping and crying and cheering and cumming
@@MoonchildDontCry while sugar ray's fly echos through the aisles of wholefoods
KidOmega that in the biz is what we like to call a call back
imagine : noel tells you his 23 and me results
oh baby
finneus smith ooooh yeahhhhh
Now this is what I’d like to see
finneus smith dude don’t tease me like that
I just coomed
When he read 10:29 as ‘and it’s you!’ lmao
i’m a larry and cody mentioning larry makes my life complete. i can die after a 1d reunion
Imagine:
Cody writes the outro song as a joke,
but it’s actually flames.
Are you implying its bad?
it's actually really good
Koopa Troopa King No! I’m now learning that “flames” is not as popular a word as I thought. I love the song!
Koopa Troopa King dude he meant it’s a bop; it’s lit, it’s fire, it effing hits
on spotify when
Can I get more of these? But with cody and noel imagines? With noel?
The way he sang "Shawn Mendes" was justttt *chefs kiss*.
Harry: “Never mind the age of a girl,,”
Louis: “So you’d date a 13 year old?”
Harry: “wHy nOT”👉👈
Marissa Detherage that one was definitely written by a 13 year old lmao
FBI OPEN UP
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Chris Hansen: I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don’t you take a seat?
@@wrongorange sherlock please teach me your ways
My therapist: don’t worry, the Sheeran twins aren’t real and they can’t hurt you
The Sheeran twins:
The Sheeran bit took me out bruh I cried of laughter
Evyn Anderson
And my therapist: don’t worry there is no fapping Tom in your bathroom it can’t hurt you
Fapping Tom: it’s not what it looks like
It’s late too when the time comes HAHAHA I-
aayeee i got the 1.1K comment 🤪
I watched it at night with earbuds in it’s so scarh
that one where a 13-year-old pretended one direction would date her made me laugh, because i've been watching old "to catch a predator" episodes lately and a lot of the time the decoy says they're 13. imagine: harry styles comes backstage at the end of a concert and chris hansen is like "hi there. great show! why don't you go ahead and have a seat."
why does the imagine song low key sound like no judgement by niall horan
I was also thinking the same thing!!
LMAO PLS
“what if louis from 1d, got on one knee, and said it would mean the world to me, if i gave you COVID-19” *BARS*
amyisaway I was gonna mention on how much that made me laugh
say it with me..
Best part right there
CHAIR 🪑 MAKE IT ELECTRIC ⚡️
poetry
I think Cody genuinely laughed at the “It goes chew chew” joke. What a dad.
Imagine if he was your daddy
*grandad
Flipper Whale granddaddy*
666 likes
*Gramps
The song is between a fine line of cute and disturbing. So I'm so unsure if I can make it my favorite
Cody could high key be making hits
Imagine: you’re getting a pedicure at one of those places that have the fish that eat your dead foot skin. You’re sitting in the chair, feet in the water and you look down, its not fish, but it’s Shawn Mendes. You say, “Shawn what are you doing??” He responds, “PBBBBBLT GURGLE GURGLE” you laugh at the bubbles tickling your feet
I died laughing!
WhAt tHe FucK LMAOOOOO
And then you have to amputate a leg because those spas are potentially harmful.
Ohhh my goddd 😂😂😂😂
lmaoo
imagine: noel reveals his ethnicity
😣
butterflies are traveling to my privates just thinking about it
hes half white half asian (japanese)
j escoto no he’s half Canadian half Mexican
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
cody honestly is one of the only people who could literally MOAN into his microphone and have his fan base cover their ears. like nobody wanted to hear that hear and i feel like usually there is some people who do lmao
That transition to the promo was smooth asf.
That Ko-vid joke was clearly a joke Cody’s been thinking about for a while
On the pod they mentioned it, and I bet he recorded this a week ago. So it probably wasn't too long he sat on it.
The louis part kills me
"I'm in like with you"
Omg so romantic 😍😍
“Welcome back to a Co-Vid..... and I’m not talking about 19” 😂😂😂
*ko-vid
How long do you reckon it took him to come up with that?
Goliath wow
Starting the vid off with a banger lol
Thanks for repeating the first 10 seconds of the video, I almost missed it!!! 🙌
imagine: noel revealing his ethnicity
Lol u beat me to it
daisy he already revealed it👀
You get a like! And you get a like!!
@@Ladiesman-ff9hw he didn't lol
@@Ladiesman-ff9hw what is it?
I laughed so hard - great commentary. Thank you for this.