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  • čas přidán 28. 11. 2007
  • Just skip at 0:40 and start to listen. Hilarious.
    This is a musical based on H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos, but even if you haven't read his books this is funny.
    Made by H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.
    Lyrics are copied from Stacey Greenstein's comment and I made some additional tweaks.
    A Shoggoth on the roof
    Sounds crazy - no, certifiably insane!
    But here in our little village of Arkham, Massachusetts, you might say every one of us has a Shoggoth on the roof
    And I'm not speaking of metaphorically!
    It's not easy having a... malevolent shapeless monster like that, hanging over your head, but there it is!
    Arkham is the home of many strange things
    A big monster like that on such a pointy roof
    You may ask: How does it stay up there, if it's so difficult?
    That, I can tell you in one word: Tentacles!
    Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
    Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
    Here in Arkham, tentacles get into everything eventually Changeless, legend-haunted Arkham, where the clustering gamble-roofs sway and sag over attics, where witches hid from the king's men in the dark olden days of the province
    Well, the king is gone, but the witches are still here... and the cultists, and the monsters, and regular folks just trying not to notice We try not to think about the scariest one of all; the gigantic half-dragon, half-octopus half humanoid Great Old One himself, Cthulhu, waiting to return from his city beneath the sea!
    Who day and night must slumber in R'lyeh, wave his tentacles having nasty dreams? And who has the might as master of R'lyeh, to drive humanity insane?
    Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!
    Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!
    Who must bow in mirrors(?), scrape and slave all day, to raise R'lyeh, Cthulhu's way?
    Who must live in ignorance until the day, they find they've read too many nasty books?
    The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!
    The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!
    At nine I started growing gills and swimming in the sea
    And soon I'll know the wonder of the sunken city
    The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!
    The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!
    Who's always last to know, who fills the air with cries?
    Whose sanity is blasted, and then who usually dies?
    The victims! The victims! Tentacles!
    The victims! The victims! Tentacles!
    (Chorus)
    We have the shoe factory, and the brick works, and the wonderful insane asylum we're all mighty proud of, but the heart of the town is it's Miskatonik University. It may not be the biggest school in New England, but there's no finer place in the world to study medieval metaphysics.
    It's my honour to be its head librarian. You'll see many folks from the university as you walk through Arkham's streets, and in our small community, we've always had some special types as well...
    For instance, Herbert West, the mad scientist.
    "Those small-minded doctors have needlessly and irrationally delayed my supremely great work! The reanimation of dead tissue is within my grasp!"
    "Herbert, your perverse experiments are the vagary of a demented maniac and cannot be allowed to continue. Your request for the use of human cadavres is completely denied!"
    "I warn you, doctor Halsey, you will regret this decision".
    And Randolph Carter, the writer with the weird dreams, who keeps showing up everywhere.
    "I repeat to you, gentlemen, that your inquisition is fruitless. Question me forever, if you want - I do not know what has become of Harley Warren!"
    "Mr. Carter, there's a telephone call for you".
    And Obed Marsh, the cursed old man from nearby Innsmouth.
    "What are ye lookin' at? What, ye think I'm ugly? Is that it?! I'll be showin' ye ugly!".
    ...
    Then there are others in Arkham. Some of them live here, some of them just visit. The head of a local cult, some kind of horrible monster. I do not even want to know what that is. We normal folk just look the other way and try not to lose our minds. And among ourselves, we get along just fine.
    Well, of course there are some who think that the magical Elder Sign is shaped like a star, and some who think it's shaped more like a tree... but that's all settled now. Now, we just try to-
    "It's shaped like a star with a little flame inside it!"
    "It's shaped like a tree - it's got branches coming off it!"
    "I'm telling you, it's a star!"
    "Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the Old Ones with your bare hands! It's a tree!"
    Star! Tree! Star! Tree! Star! Tree! Star! Tree!
    Tentacles. Like I said, you cannot live in Arkham without coping with the shoggoth on the roof.
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Komentáře • 598

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 Před rokem +61

    "Is there a correct way to worship Nyarlathotep"
    "Yes, may Cthulu keep the Black Pharoah... far away from us"

  • @thenameless2379
    @thenameless2379 Před 3 lety +168

    A shoggoth on the roof is not insane. A fiddler on the roof, now that's insane. Unless he is to be eaten by the shog-oh he just got eaten by the shoggoth. Nevermind, all is well.

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Now we got a Shoggoth on the roof playing the fiddle. Roll for Sanity.

    • @eglewether5523
      @eglewether5523 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I understand Shoggoth that thing has tentacles, but how does fiddler stay up there ?

  • @Gr4mm4rN4zi
    @Gr4mm4rN4zi Před 13 lety +525

    "Tentacles get into everything at some point or another".
    I lol'd.

  • @willrogers3793
    @willrogers3793 Před 6 lety +357

    The pipe organ makes it all sound so majestic, yet the lyrics are some of the silliest madness ever. I LOVE IT.

  • @Maetel22
    @Maetel22 Před 12 lety +108

    The narrator guy's voice is how I imagined all Lovecraft's main characters sound like.

  • @Xamarth1
    @Xamarth1 Před 9 lety +371

    Arkham and Innsmouth could be a good setting for a regular comedy show or horror show.

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 Před 9 lety +29

      Depending upon your sanitys tolerance of foreign animation, impropiate cuteness and debauchery, Japan has is way ahead of you.

    • @Xamarth1
      @Xamarth1 Před 9 lety +10

      Azmodeus87 You mean that "Nyaruko" anime? I saw clips of it on youtube. I wasn't impressed.

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 Před 9 lety +8

      well, i'm not gonna act like it wasn't a series squarely aimed at Otakus/anime-fans who knows the mythos rather than Lovecraft-fans who happens to like anime.
      Hoenstly, the closest thingi can call to mind that fits your description would be Haruhi Suzumiya. Most other examples of Lovecraft are straight examples of Eldritch abominations.

    • @MariusThePaladin
      @MariusThePaladin Před 9 lety +3

      Azmodeus87
      WHAT!!!
      Don't you dare comparing my goddess to the old ones! She's too cute and squishy, when the outer gods would find me literally squishy instead.
      While Nyaruko do insulted the great Nyarlthotep a bit, it's the clostest thing to Lovecraft comedy I can think of.
      Also, there's this video game "Cthulhu Save the World" that's clearly comedy, but it's a pretty hardcore JRPG game also.

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 Před 9 lety +2

      MariusThePaladin You do know she actualy said that her Moe form is not her true form, and that her real visage would make people insane? She's pretty much cosplaying the entire series trough.

  • @albertamalachi3560
    @albertamalachi3560 Před 5 lety +38

    Ten years later, there's still a Shoggoth on the roof.

    • @aabeeceed
      @aabeeceed  Před 5 lety +20

      It still demands more vict....*ahem*....viewers.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před rokem +3

      Only 10 years? Such a short time for a long-lived being.

    • @wolframironside5858
      @wolframironside5858 Před rokem

      @@dubuyajay9964 Shoggoth don't move so why should I . I like it here. Not too far from Potter's field, quiet well behaved Aldrich things, plenty of interesting people? well they have gills but still what's not to love. Oh and Aldabaran is only a 5 minute byakhee ride away.. I strongly recommend moving here.

    • @nicholashudson6009
      @nicholashudson6009 Před 10 měsíci +1

      At least it’s not a dunwich horror on the roof jebadi never saw it coming poor blokes house just went flat

  • @calebwheeler8143
    @calebwheeler8143 Před 4 lety +67

    This song is actually a good- not to mention funny- introduction to the Cthulhu Mythos that doesn't result in going mad from the revelation.

    • @garethspotfur1
      @garethspotfur1 Před 2 lety +6

      or mayhaps, you were already mad..,

    • @michaellemmons870
      @michaellemmons870 Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe it is the RESULT of going mad.

    • @garethspotfur1
      @garethspotfur1 Před 2 lety

      @@michaellemmons870 maybe...

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Před rokem +1

      Another good introduction to the Cthulhu Mythos is the game Carrion, which is probably the only game that lets you play as a Shoggoth that had been experimented on by the Great Race of Yith.
      Not sure if that's what the devs intended, but I saw a theory about it posted in the comments of one of GT's "Science of" videos and it seems plausible to me. And I really dig the theory, as well.

  • @sinfulpuritan3430
    @sinfulpuritan3430 Před 4 lety +204

    Am I the only one who wants the Cthulhu mythos to be made into a musical now? Like, this would be a great song to start off with, or to introduce the townsfolk of Arkham, Massachusetts.

    • @MattieSheldonTheYoutuber
      @MattieSheldonTheYoutuber Před 3 lety +59

      This is, in fact, the opening song to a musical: a Shoggoth on the Roof. Because it’s a parody of an existing musical, it’s very difficult to license but there have been a handful of performances over the years. The whole soundtrack in on CZcams, and you can download the entire script online.

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- Před rokem +2

      ​@@MattieSheldonTheCZcamsrI'm gonna have to look into this at some point. Thank you for letting this other person know. I wouldn't have thought to go looking otherwise.

    • @hoborg98
      @hoborg98 Před rokem +8

      "am I the only one who wants a Cthulhu musical?"
      DUDE YOU'RE LISTENING TO ONE

    • @ivanvalendryng2825
      @ivanvalendryng2825 Před rokem

      @@hoborg98 yaer but what about a second one?

    • @samanthacakebread8196
      @samanthacakebread8196 Před rokem

      @@ivanvalendryng2825 now that parodies are practically legal, would it be easier to get licenced?

  • @NukaLemonade
    @NukaLemonade Před 4 lety +45

    "Just skip at 0:40 and start to listen."
    But if we don't listen to the overture, we won't be able to recognize the themes when they come back later.

  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy531 Před 2 lety +23

    I would go broke watching a full-length musical of this on stage.

  • @The_Crimson_Fucker
    @The_Crimson_Fucker Před 9 lety +181

    It's surprising how popular Fiddler on the Roof is with the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před 4 lety +12

      Cthulhu is ecumenical -he will eat anybody

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před 4 lety +13

      Hey, Fiddler on the Roof has some great songs. To be serious for a second- L’chaim! The intention is not to make fun of Red Sea Pedestrians (quoting Monty Python, Life of Brian!) - but make fun of musicals. Hell, I love Wagner, and speak fluent Austrian German. - so in the words of Mel Brooks (Genius!) - May the Schwartz be with you! Xx

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před 4 lety +1

      There have been three notorious Hellraisers in the history of the Abbey School, Lambach, Upper Austria- Mozart, Adolf, and me! Prost!!

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker Před 4 lety +3

      @David Jones
      No, due to it being an amusing combination.

    • @maxscherzer9521
      @maxscherzer9521 Před 3 lety +6

      @David Jones He was antisemitic, but he also married a Jewish lady.
      I'm not sure which came first.

  • @McNoat
    @McNoat Před 14 lety +50

    "Mr Carter there is a telephone call for you!" xD
    I think we all know what Carter is going to hear when he picks up the receiver ;-)

    • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
      @FrankCastle-tq9bz Před 4 lety +14

      Could it be about the pizza he ordered? Or maybe a telemarketer is trying to sell him a new insurance policy? Or perhaps it’s an undead wizard looking to taunt him?
      I suppose we will never know...

    • @skovner
      @skovner Před rokem +2

      @@FrankCastle-tq9bz Trying to sell him a timeshare in R'lyeh

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před rokem +2

      @@FrankCastle-tq9bz "You fool, the delivery man is *dead!*"

  • @brotheralaric7177
    @brotheralaric7177 Před 5 lety +52

    TENTACLEEEESSS, TENTACLEEESS, TANTACLEEESSS . .. i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

  • @mrperfectjeff
    @mrperfectjeff Před 2 lety +30

    God 14 years and still amaizing

  • @lotusluminance5872
    @lotusluminance5872 Před 4 lety +11

    It's a star! It's a tree! It's *TENTACLES! TENTAAAACLES! TENTACLES!*

  • @davidbuzagloolofsgard2650
    @davidbuzagloolofsgard2650 Před 9 lety +92

    This makes me feel warm and fluffy inside!

  • @calebwheeler8143
    @calebwheeler8143 Před 3 lety +32

    Seriously, I'd recommend this as an introduction to the Cthulhu Mythos to someone who knew little or nothing about it before. It has all the elements except a sense of cosmic dread at the insignificance of humanity: eldritch abominations, hybrid monsters, insanity, cults, tomes of eldritch lore...

  • @EForrest88
    @EForrest88 Před 12 lety +21

    my musical theatre group are practising a Fiddler medley at the moment, I have to stop myself from singing these alternative lyrics

  • @jamesmcrae9360
    @jamesmcrae9360 Před 7 lety +64

    Is it bad that I know every single word of this by heart? I love this so much....

    • @shiraunderwood2294
      @shiraunderwood2294 Před 4 lety +9

      Same. I played this at summer camp to help motivate me to get up in the morning (and kinda traumatized my cabin)

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo Před 3 lety +1

      Hell no
      It's a great thing!

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo Před 3 lety

      @@shiraunderwood2294 Take my like!

    • @VsevolodKhusid
      @VsevolodKhusid Před 3 lety +1

      Not bad at all. You’ve simply elevated yourself above.

    • @nicholashudson6009
      @nicholashudson6009 Před 10 měsíci

      The tentacles have wormed their way in to ye mind already is to late ia ia

  • @kevincrady2831
    @kevincrady2831 Před 4 lety +5

    Young Professor Farnsworth!

  • @Oberon_theFaeKing
    @Oberon_theFaeKing Před 11 lety +24

    He also later stated that it doesn't matter how you pronounce it because it wasn't meant for humans to say. There is no wrong or right way to say that dark name.

  • @jairdabrini
    @jairdabrini Před 9 lety +54

    It takes ten tickles to make Cthulhu laugh.
    + Xavier Filion

    • @Beattyesm
      @Beattyesm Před 9 lety +2

      jairdabrini It took me half a year to get that joke.

    • @jairdabrini
      @jairdabrini Před 9 lety +1

      really?
      it just didn't take you half a year to post the comment?
      funny i can't remember ever posting this comment. well, errh it's been 6 months so i guess i could've forgot...

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 8 lety

      Please explain it to me then, 'cause I don't get it. ;~; Help me, Captain Obvious!

    • @Beattyesm
      @Beattyesm Před 8 lety +5

      Ten Tickles=Tentacles

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 8 lety +1

      Jackson Beatty Ohhh. Haha. Thank you.

  • @mager56723
    @mager56723 Před 14 lety +8

    "and the ordinary people who try not to notice"
    classic line right there

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 Před 8 lety +68

    Die die die die
    Die die die die
    Die die die die
    Die die die die die!

  • @kevinchambers17
    @kevinchambers17 Před 5 lety +81

    Allah wants you to follow his Will. Buddha wants you to achieve Enlightenment. Cthulhu wants to know what you taste like.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Před 4 lety +20

      Cthulhu is a god of simple desires. ^^

    • @Faxanadu_
      @Faxanadu_ Před 4 lety +6

      Nah, he just wants to know if you fear him or not

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Před 4 lety +16

      Honestly, I don't think Cthulhu cares about you, or even knows that you exist. You're too unimportant. He just wants to get off this backwater planet and return to the stars.

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před 4 lety +2

      Suggest he loads up then with cans of Heinz baked beans, now back on the shelf in the supermarket after we’ve got over our Covid hoarding- also, the surplus of bourbon in my local supermarket right now. Enough bourbon and beans to blow HPL himself right out of his grave and straight to Yoggoth!

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Před 4 lety +3

      Anyway, stay safe! Covid 19 is not MY preferred apocalyptic End of the World- lol!

  • @NihiluseiUltoniae
    @NihiluseiUltoniae Před 10 lety +54

    Blasted Great Old Ones, they get everywhere these days, it's preposterous.

    • @gabrieltallent8080
      @gabrieltallent8080 Před 6 lety +8

      Carl Terwedow and do get me started on those damned deep ones, coming into our society, taking our jobs

    • @voodootrash144
      @voodootrash144 Před 5 lety +6

      The Fish people drive me absolutely mad! I do disdain the scent of rotting carcass whenever I leave my home. You would not believe how much Febreeze I go through each month!

    • @andrewzuniga3649
      @andrewzuniga3649 Před 4 lety

      @@voodootrash144 what about the Starspawn of Cthulhu?

    • @voodootrash144
      @voodootrash144 Před 4 lety +2

      @@andrewzuniga3649 Don't even get me started on the Starspawn!

  • @IronMercenary2
    @IronMercenary2 Před 9 lety +104

    Well that's silly. The Elder sign is obviously a star.

    • @xneo329
      @xneo329 Před 9 lety +58

      No, it's clearly a tree.

    • @Keksoe666
      @Keksoe666 Před 9 lety +21

      If you go by Lovecraft it's not, Lovecraft's version is a tree, at least that's how he illustrated it, though he never mentioned it in bis stories but I think Derleth described it as a five pointed star

    • @IronMercenary2
      @IronMercenary2 Před 9 lety +6

      I was making a joke. :/ I just finished Eldritch Tales, funnily enough though.

    • @Keksoe666
      @Keksoe666 Před 9 lety +4

      IronMercenary2 well I did not know that and in no way did I intend to sound rude, I apologize if I did but you have to admit: the lack of intonation makes it hard to spot irony or sarcasm in a written comment :)

    • @Keksoe666
      @Keksoe666 Před 9 lety +1

      IronMercenary2 well I did not know that and in no way did I intend to sound rude, I apologize if I did but you have to admit: the lack of intonation makes it hard to spot irony or sarcasm in a written comment :)

  • @Neville60001
    @Neville60001 Před 2 lety +13

    I was a little black boy growing up in Toronto who fell in love with this musical back in 1979 when I saw the re-release of _Fiddler On The Roof_ in theaters, and now as a big black guy, I *_love_* this satirical _MAD_ magazine-inspired parody of _Fiddler On The Roof_ . I'd love to see this revived on Broadway and the West End, and I'd also love to see a movie version of it, too.

  • @gabrieltallent8080
    @gabrieltallent8080 Před 6 lety +23

    i had an amazing idea, a episode of a horror comedy or a fantasy show, were the characters goes to Arkham and it's become a tourist trap, and this is playing in the entrance attraction, ride has puppets on sticks, with loose flaily arm and googly eyes instead of people, but it's all true

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 Před 3 lety +3

      Personally a cultist run theme park sounds like a perfect pulp Cthulhu campaign

  • @FelixanderKurenai
    @FelixanderKurenai Před 3 lety +4

    87 Investigators are insane about this!!

  • @jokergere8155
    @jokergere8155 Před 9 lety +22

    Gotta love the cultist
    Ia! Cthulhu! Ie!Ia! Dagon! Ia!Mother Hydra!

  • @mitchjohnson4714
    @mitchjohnson4714 Před 4 lety +4

    Improved lyrics. Thanks to Stacey Greenstein for most of these. I've corrected some of her lyrics:
    A Shoggoth on the roof
    Sounds crazy - no, certifiably insane!
    But here in our little village of Arkham, Massachusetts, you might say every one of us has a Shoggoth on the roof
    And I'm not speaking of metaphorically!
    It's not easy having a malevolent shapeless monster like that, hanging over your head, but there it is!
    Arkham is the home of many strange things
    A big monster like that on such a pointy roof
    You may ask: How does it stay up there, if it's so difficult?
    That, I can tell you in one word: Tentacles!
    Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
    Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
    Here in Arkham, tentacles get into everything eventually Changeless, legend-haunted Arkham, where the clustering gamble-roofs sway and sag over attics, where witches hid from the king's men in the dark olden days of the province
    Well, the king is gone, but the witches are still here and the cultists, and the monsters, and regular folks just trying not to notice We try not to think about the scariest one of all; the gigantic half-dragon, half-octopus half humanoid Great Old One himself, Cthulhu, waiting to return from his city beneath the sea!
    Who day and night must slumber in R'lyeh, wave his tentacles having nasty dreams? And who has the might as master of R'lyeh, to drive humanity insane?
    Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!
    Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!
    Who must bow and kneel and scrape and slave all day, to raise R'lyeh, Cthulhu's way?
    Who must live in ignorance until the day, they find they've read too many nasty books?
    The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!
    The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!
    At nine I started growing gills and swimming in the sea
    And soon I'll know the wonder of the sunken city
    The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!
    The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!
    Who's always last to know, who fills the air with cries?
    Whose sanity is blasted, and then who usually dies?
    The victims! The victims! Tentacles!
    The victims! The victims! Tentacles!
    We have the shoe factory, and the brick works, and the wonderful insane asylum we're all mighty proud of, but the heart of the town is its Miskatonik University
    It may not be the biggest school in New England, but there's no finer place in the world to study medieval metaphysics
    It's my honour to be its head librarian.
    You'll see many folks from the university as you walk through Arkham's streets, and in our small community, we've always had some special types as well
    For instance, Herbert West, the mad scientist
    Those small-minded doctors have needlessly and irrationally delayed me in supremely great work! The reanimation of dead tissue is within my grasp!
    Herbert, your perverse experiments are the vagary of a demented maniac and cannot be allowed to continue. Your request for the use of human cadavres is completely denied!
    I warn you, doctor Halsey, you will regret this decision
    And Randolph Carter, the writer with the weird dreams, who keeps showing up everywhere
    I repeat to you, gentlemen, that your inquisition is fruitless. Question me forever, if you want - I do not know what has become of Harley Warren!
    Mr. Carter, there's a telephone call for you
    And Obed Marsh, the cursed old man from nearby Innsmouth
    What are ye lookin' at? What, ye think I'm ugly? Is that it?! I'll be showin' ye ugly!
    Then there are others in Arkham. Some of them live here, some of them just visit. The head of a local cult, some kind of horrible monster. I do not even want to know what that is. We normal folk just look the other way and try not to lose our minds. And among ourselves, we get along just fine
    Well, of course there are some who think that the magical Elder Sign is shaped like a star, and some who think it's shaped more like a tree... but that's all settled now. Now, we just try to-
    It's shaped like a star with a little flame inside it!
    It's shaped like a tree - it's got branches coming off it!
    I'm telling you, it's a star!
    Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the Old Ones with your bare hands! It's a tree!
    Star! Tree! Star! Tree! Star! Tree! Star! Tree!
    Tentacles
    Like I said, you cannot live in Arkham without coping with the Shoggoth on the roof

  • @BizzarreProductions
    @BizzarreProductions Před 4 lety +7

    Oh great. Someone converted Cthulhu to Judaism.

  • @zekeemeri3954
    @zekeemeri3954 Před 4 lety +8

    I've been looking for this song for YEARS. somehow quarantine helped me find it

    • @aabeeceed
      @aabeeceed  Před 4 lety +4

      I'm glad you found it. Now, don't you lose it again! 🙂

    • @TatsuZZmage
      @TatsuZZmage Před 4 lety +2

      Randy Rainbow just added another song Distraction. im listening to both together.

  • @israphel21
    @israphel21 Před 9 lety +8

    the elder sign is shaped like a tree!

  • @jamesmcrae9360
    @jamesmcrae9360 Před 6 lety +9

    This never fails to put a smile on my face.

  • @skovner
    @skovner Před 5 lety +9

    I live in New England with an eldritch forest behind the house. Now, I know it wasn't a turkey banging on the roof - it was a SHOGGOTH!

  • @trojanpony8447
    @trojanpony8447 Před 10 lety +13

    I laugh everytime I listen to this. Very funny
    TENTALCES!!!

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx Před 2 lety +5

    The lyrics are "bow and kneel and scrape all day", nothing about a mirror.

  • @H3llScream
    @H3llScream Před 4 lety +5

    The stupid smile on my face when I recognized Tradition was well worth my seven minutes 🤣. BRAVO!

  • @IaeyanElyuex
    @IaeyanElyuex Před rokem +2

    I love how unhinged and bouncy this song is. The lyrics are hilarious.

  • @TheAshHeritor
    @TheAshHeritor Před 11 lety +19

    Bear hands? Hooray! I always wanted bear hands!
    Using the tree one is the most assured way to be gobbled up by Yog-Sothoth. If you like living, and like relative sanity, use the star one.

    • @wolframironside5858
      @wolframironside5858 Před rokem

      It's a tree "Eldrich unholy war time".

    • @nicholashudson6009
      @nicholashudson6009 Před 10 měsíci

      Maybe our non cyclopin eyes can’t see the whole image maybe we need to lay the two on top of each other ?

    • @wolframironside5858
      @wolframironside5858 Před 10 měsíci

      @@nicholashudson6009 That sounds like a perfectly fair compromise. That I'm never going to agree with.

  • @Brandt761
    @Brandt761 Před 12 lety +2

    "Some think an elder sign is shaped like a star, some think it looks more like a little tree."

  • @khastur6073
    @khastur6073 Před 3 lety +1

    How a movie Disney made to describe December in 2020

  • @cthulhuhipster8537
    @cthulhuhipster8537 Před 11 lety +1

    being an killer mithological creature is to minestream........

  • @MrNomnomnom5
    @MrNomnomnom5 Před 11 lety +6

    Tentacles!!! I laughed so hard at that I need this song on my phone to the converter!

  • @jxnestrings
    @jxnestrings Před 16 lety +8

    I'm an absolute Lovecraft buff and this song is amazing. Im listening to it over and over and it never stops being funny.
    The other ones were really great too XD I wish I were a Deep One! Blub blub Blub Blub!

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018

    The original elder sign was the tree, the star one was invented later. Debate settled, it's shaped like a tree!

  • @redband788
    @redband788 Před 7 lety +8

    Turn on the Captions and read the first minute! "Shove it on the Roof".

  • @_Sheehogue_
    @_Sheehogue_ Před 10 lety +15

    Pretty funny. Good job, H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.

  • @picgmr1575
    @picgmr1575 Před 5 lety +4

    A Shoggoth on the roof
    Sounds crazy - no, certifiably insane!
    But here in our little village of Arkham, Massachutes, you might say every one of us has a Shoggoth on the roof
    And I'm not speaking of metaphorically!
    It's not easy having a... malevolent shapeless monster like that, hanging over your head, but there it is!
    Arkham is the home of many strange things
    A big monster like that on such a pointy roof
    You may ask: How does it stay up there, if it's so difficult?
    That, I can tell you in one word: Tentacles!
    Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
    Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
    Here in Arkham, tentacles get into everything eventually
    Changeless, legend-haunted Arkham, where the clustering gamble-roofs sway and sag over attics, where witches hid from the king's men in the dark olden days of the province
    Well, the king is gone, but the witches are still here... and the cultists, and the monsters, and regular folks just trying not to notice
    We try not to think about the scariest one of all; the gigantic half-dragon, half-octopus half humanoid Great Old One himself, Cthulhu, waiting to return from his city beneath the sea!
    Who day and night must slumber in R'lyeh, wave his tentacles having nasty dreams
    And who has the might as master of R'lyeh, to drive humanity insane?
    Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!
    Cthulhu, Cthulhu! Tentacles!
    Who must have a mirror, scrape and slave all day, to raise R'lyeh, Cthulhu's way
    Who must live in ignorance until the day, they find they've read too many nasty books!
    The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!
    The cultists, the cultists! Tentacles!
    At nine I started growing gills and swimming in the sea
    And soon I'll know the wonder of the sunken city
    The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!
    The Deep Ones, The Deep Ones! Tentacles!
    Who's always last to know, who fills the air with cries?
    Whose sanity is blasted, and then who usually dies?
    The victims! The victims! Tentacles!
    The victims! The victims! Tentacles!
    (Chorus)
    We have the shoe factory, and the brick works, and the wonderful insane asylum we're all mighty proud of, but the heart of the town is its Miskatonik University. It may not be the biggest school in New England, but there's no finer place in the world to study medieval metaphysics.
    It's my honour to be its head librarian. You'll see many folks from the university as you walk through Arkham's streets, and in our small community, we've always had some special types as well...
    For instance, Herbert West, the mad scientist.
    "Those small-minded doctors have needlessly and irrationally delayed my supremely great work! The reanimation of dead tissue is within my grasp!"
    "Ah, but your perverse experiments are the vagary of a demented maniacs and cannot be allowed to continue. Your request for the use of human cadavres is completely denied!"
    "I warn you, doctor Halsey, you will regret this decision".
    And Randolph Carter, the writer with the weird dreams, who keeps showing up everywhere.
    "I repeat to you, gentlemen, that your inquisition is fruitless. Question me forever if you want - I do not know what has become of Harley Warren!"
    "Mr. Carter, there's a telephone call for you".
    And Obed Marsh, the cursed old man from nearby Innsmouth.
    "What are ye lookin' at? What, ye think I'm ugly? I'll be showin' ye ugly!".
    ...
    Then there are others in Arkham. Some of them live here, some of them just visit. The head of a local cult, some kind of horrible monster. I do not even want to know what that is. We normal folk just look the other way and try not to lose our minds. And among ourselves, we get along just fine.
    Well, of course there are some who think that the magical Elder Sign is shaped like a star, and some who think it's shaped more like a tree... but that's all settled now. Now, we just try to-
    "It's shaped like a star with a little flame inside it!"
    "It's shaped like a tree - it's got branches coming off it!"
    "I'm telling you, it's a star!"
    "Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the Old Ones with your bare hands!"

  • @kevinchambers17
    @kevinchambers17 Před 4 měsíci

    ‘People who pass through Innsmouth don’t even know they’ve been here. Somebody should have set a match to this place years ago.’

  • @MariusThePaladin
    @MariusThePaladin Před 9 lety +36

    Japanese approved of this.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 8 lety +11

      Indeed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyaruko:_Crawling_with_Love

    • @Aelvir114
      @Aelvir114 Před 5 lety

      blarg2429 Am I the only one that already knew of this and cringed?

  • @jamesmcrae9360
    @jamesmcrae9360 Před 5 lety +1

    Imagining what the stageplay would look like whilst listening to this song makes it much funnier, trust me.

  • @fred6059
    @fred6059 Před 11 lety +9

    I don't need Cthulhu to kill me cause this song will (death from laughter)!

  • @fabricdragon
    @fabricdragon Před 12 lety +2

    love every song in this show.. love love love

  • @metrozeegle4985
    @metrozeegle4985 Před 3 lety +1

    I got big ¨Welcome to NightVale'' vibes from this song !

  • @nekorur
    @nekorur Před 14 lety +2

    Now am going to be shouting "TENTACLES!" at inappropriate moments.

  • @Svafnir666
    @Svafnir666 Před 16 lety +3

    I`ll soon move to Arkham.
    This song and the whole CD is aweome!
    Hail great Cthulhu!

  • @altosax1st
    @altosax1st Před 12 lety +4

    Tentacles get into everything eventually...sounds like hentai

  • @zerga303
    @zerga303 Před 11 lety +1

    Your a step behind me bro. Been attending them since the beginning of 2012.

  • @thecaptainslog9581
    @thecaptainslog9581 Před 3 lety +1

    Cthulhu:
    50%Human
    50%Octopus
    50%Dragon
    0%Virgin

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 Před 12 lety +3

    @Brandt761 It was a tree in the original H.P. Lovecraft stories, so I'm sticking w/ that one. XP XD

  • @HalfZatoichi
    @HalfZatoichi Před 11 lety +3

    No. You just know Lovecraft's universe good enough

  • @calebhelton725
    @calebhelton725 Před 3 lety +1

    Tocata and fugue in d minor then followed by a key shift into a different song nice

  • @9260468
    @9260468 Před 9 lety +1

    how many tickles does it takes to make chtulhu laugh ?

  • @danielvillar7
    @danielvillar7 Před 11 lety +1

    star with flame inside it, the tree is just ridiculus

  • @TwistingWays
    @TwistingWays Před 15 lety +1

    CTHULHUUUUUUU!! Cthulhu!
    THE DEEP OOOOOONES! The deep ones!

  • @meric2
    @meric2 Před 16 lety

    EPIC WINZ ALL THE WAY! I love this soooo much! You, good sir, have made my February. And March most likely.

  • @Brandt761
    @Brandt761 Před 12 lety +3

    @NodDisciple1 even for an evil linguist, it's hard to make whole sentences when you're gibbering in madness. Besides, it was written in theatre script style.

  • @nettlesandsnakes9138
    @nettlesandsnakes9138 Před měsícem

    Shoggoths are so big that if you actually had one on your roof, I would be concerned that it would cave it in; they should have an elder thing on the roof instead, they’re much smaller, even the formless spawn.

  • @Cissonius
    @Cissonius Před 6 měsíci +1

    FINALLY I FOUND THIS SONG AGAIN!

  • @dragonivy2000
    @dragonivy2000 Před 16 lety +1

    My Fiance' got me into H. P. Lovecraft, I love this song and it really made his day to hear this, I'm going to get him the musical this is awesome, love it love it love it!! more more more

  • @pisiupo
    @pisiupo Před 11 lety +1

    Pffff, that star will protect you only from farts.

  • @ravengray8658
    @ravengray8658 Před 4 lety +2

    Such a perfect parody. It needs more love.

  • @TheKhopesh
    @TheKhopesh Před 12 lety +1

    Tentacles huh? I've seen enough.... Ya know what? No.

  • @RockySamson
    @RockySamson Před 11 lety

    A Christmas Tree has a Star on top and is lit from the inside like a fire. Think about that for a minute.

  • @QuantumBabe
    @QuantumBabe Před 15 lety +3

    O MY GOD! This is genius! I want this one on my mp3 :)
    Respect to our man H.P. Lovecraft!

  • @jeffwolcott7815
    @jeffwolcott7815 Před 3 lety

    I found my next vacation, good ole' Arkham, Massachusetts.

  • @jaskierdraven9191
    @jaskierdraven9191 Před 4 lety +1

    Christmas eve playing dominos and up to cultists on the tentacles bit I'm laughing and my family has no idea why

  • @Yogshugg
    @Yogshugg Před 6 lety +5

    The singers will burn alive for making fun of our master.

    • @gooddealer5797
      @gooddealer5797 Před 3 lety

      He wil get insane before finally setting himself on fire to releve himself from the loss of sanity, then soon after regretting it for he wil not die

    • @Yogshugg
      @Yogshugg Před 3 lety

      @@gooddealer5797 Eternal flame. I LIKE IT

  • @coffeecat2812
    @coffeecat2812 Před rokem +1

    This is insane and beautiful and I wish wish wish I could see it on stage.

  • @newnowmusic
    @newnowmusic Před 12 lety +1

    @NodDisciple1 No stagehand but hearing it every night this was a welcome retreat.

  • @PorgWitch
    @PorgWitch Před rokem +1

    I WASNT READY FOR THIS TO BE A FIDDLER PARODY 🤣

  • @TheAshHeritor
    @TheAshHeritor Před 11 lety +1

    It's definitely a star with a flame inside it.

  • @spacecadet35
    @spacecadet35 Před 11 lety +1

    It is a travesty that this musical has never been performed in its original form.

  • @silvercat18
    @silvercat18 Před 4 měsíci

    A might fine insane asylum that we are all mighty proud of - words to live by.

  • @dasabenteuerlicheherz9190

    I was blusting this nonstop when playing Lovecraft in Hoi4 Kaiserredux

  • @newnowmusic
    @newnowmusic Před 12 lety +1

    Having just finished a run of 'Fiddler' I have to say this is amazing and a welcome relief from a weeks worth of the original score. Excellent.

  • @QueenInYell0w
    @QueenInYell0w Před 11 lety +1

    "What're you lookin' at...?" Just love that part xD

  • @Yami_Industries
    @Yami_Industries Před 3 lety +1

    I play this song whenever I farm as hydroid prime... never gets old... trying to get the bleeding ephemera so I could make it white and complete my build

  • @redforest9269
    @redforest9269 Před 3 lety +1

    *Who must bow and kneel and scrape and slave all day, and to raise R'lyeh, in Cthulhu's way?

  • @skovner
    @skovner Před 4 měsíci

    In Massachusetts, what othas call a sodah we call a tonic. So I think we need a soft drink "Miska Tonic"

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine Před 15 lety

    best Fiddler spoof or even Cthulhu spoof yet.

  • @AmaltheaGrey
    @AmaltheaGrey Před 9 lety +6

    Does anyone know where I can find the lyrics/libretto for this? It's awesome!

  • @Animotion3D
    @Animotion3D Před 3 lety

    saw Fishmen 2 times and youtube got like:
    YOU ARE NOW HP LOVECRAFT

  • @JonMW
    @JonMW Před 14 lety

    That wing needs another joint in it. It doesn't have an elbow.

  • @NurekWasTaken
    @NurekWasTaken Před 4 lety +1

    This ended up being better than expected.

  • @praiseoffolly4235
    @praiseoffolly4235 Před 4 lety +1

    @6:00 It is a swastika. "In some places they was little stones strewed abaout-like charms-with somethin’ on ’em like what ye call a swastika naowadays." Shadows Over Innsmouth I'm glad that Gordian knot was easy enough to cut.

    • @skovner
      @skovner Před 3 lety

      Given Lovecraft's Jew hatred, even though he married a Jew, that is exactly what I think he meant the Elder Sign to be