Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

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    Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.
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  • @Jacob-wp7yp
    @Jacob-wp7yp Před 3 lety +2736

    Never knew what Tom's voice sounded like until now.

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh Před 3 lety +14

      solid gag

    • @spartymatt9627
      @spartymatt9627 Před 3 lety +65

      A hhhhundred percent.

    • @audioliciousxxx
      @audioliciousxxx Před 3 lety +15

      Hahah, someone beat me to it. I was going to say "A huuundred percent."
      Isn't that the damn truth though, fo' real. Congrats Tom, you have finally been able to participate in your shared podcast. ;) It's only been.... I dunno, a year? (someone can correct me on that, not "A huuuundred percent" on how long this pod has been going on. loool)

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh Před 3 lety +5

      @@AgendaInMind "Western Medicine is pure fraud"....hahaha yeah how awesome is ebola, lets just let that shit run wild. Its organic. idiot.

    • @Supermonkey1987
      @Supermonkey1987 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

  • @thematturbator2146
    @thematturbator2146 Před 3 lety +1067

    "I hit the floor with my face"
    Tom: struggling to hold back psychotic laughter

    • @MindBlown720
      @MindBlown720 Před 3 lety +3

      The Matturbator so true hahaha

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox Před 3 lety +11

      He definitely would have lost it if LeeAnn also included the sound she made, like "I hit the floor with my face and went 'WUUAAAEAW!!'"

    • @orangeyewglad
      @orangeyewglad Před 3 lety +1

      It's okay we all laughed for him

    • @jturner97601
      @jturner97601 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm so doing Wife of the Part now. I love her so much!

    • @MrHeftyFine
      @MrHeftyFine Před 3 lety +9

      As she's telling that story, she's so southern you can't help but laugh. Then you remember she's talking about her chin needing stitches

  • @Royy164
    @Royy164 Před rokem +532

    LeeAnn splitting her chin open at 6AM & just "rolling with it" for 7 hours until 1PM and going to the doctor only after a friend confronted her has so much Bert energy that I finally understood why they're happily married.

    • @jameshedden2260
      @jameshedden2260 Před rokem +17

      Dude for real😂😂😂 she told the story and I was like "thats the most Bert thing I've ever heard"

    • @matthewstassen7209
      @matthewstassen7209 Před rokem +10

      I would argue the opposite, this isn’t a negative but berts a little complainy

    • @Ipleadthefifth
      @Ipleadthefifth Před rokem +1

      😂😂

    • @WOTVE-CW
      @WOTVE-CW Před rokem +4

      It’s a very southern bred thing to do. I have a lot of family that reminds me of lee Ann. My uncle once stubbed his big toe on a stone step. It broke his toenail and he started bleeding everywhere. he just pulled the nail off and wrapped a convenience store napkin around it.

    • @Valerie-co8th
      @Valerie-co8th Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@WOTVE-CWwhat else are you suppose to do? Go to the ER for a stubbed toe? My dad used to super glue our cuts. I split my head once and a kid glued it. Got second degree burns he rushed me to 711 to hold a slurpee. We were from CA like generations before so idk about it being a south thing. A stubbed toe I feel like everyone would just pull off the toe nail.

  • @sethbaus
    @sethbaus Před 2 lety +84

    As a non religious person, Leanne is the only evidence of angels. What an amazing woman: funny, understanding, caring, smart, motivated, tough as hell, and undoubtedly the ruler of the Kreischer household.

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman Před 11 měsíci

      Nope, she's a massive Karen.

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange Před 11 měsíci +4

      i cant believe hes got such a wonderfull woman to love him,
      thats hope for the rest of us i guess xD

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yeah I wish my wife was like her, would make life so much easier if she was that understanding

    • @pachamammaorganics
      @pachamammaorganics Před 6 měsíci

      Any woman deserves better

  • @mikeo5003
    @mikeo5003 Před 3 lety +2778

    this is great lol its like a parent teacher meeting

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki Před 3 lety +35

      "OK-------------ay, so how have things be----------en at Home??"
      "Well..., there are a few things that have been happening HERE that I'd like to discuss with you...."

    • @nickwoodruff8718
      @nickwoodruff8718 Před 3 lety +28

      LeeAnn "accidentally" cracks a Coors Light

    • @nicksharp8868
      @nicksharp8868 Před 3 lety

      800th like. That shit funny

    • @matthewgonzalez2521
      @matthewgonzalez2521 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣 😂 🤣 😂

  • @Breatheable
    @Breatheable Před 3 lety +445

    Bert's wife is adorable and very tolerant and down to earth. He's lucky.

    • @angusgore5405
      @angusgore5405 Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah Bert's lucky he doesn't have to clean up after himself and Leeann is lucky she doesn't have to make her own couple million dollars a year.

    • @fantabulousdave
      @fantabulousdave Před 3 lety +5

      @@angusgore5405 zing!!!!

    • @scottharvey2852
      @scottharvey2852 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup

    • @scottharvey2852
      @scottharvey2852 Před 3 lety +5

      @@angusgore5405 win win👍🕺

    • @jasminemason1174
      @jasminemason1174 Před 3 lety +4

      @@angusgore5405 it's still cool she made his website and what not though. I'm sure she does a lot of things related to taxes etc. I agree though

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 Před 2 lety +387

    Oh my God, Leanne is such a classic southern lady, “I just patched it up and kept on going” 😂

    • @MichaelHarto
      @MichaelHarto Před rokem +8

      Man i always find southern ladies irressistable.

    • @amyparra1881
      @amyparra1881 Před rokem +6

      Southern ladies are charming.
      Her accent sounds like South Carolina or Georgia

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 Před rokem +1

      ​@amy parra I bet Georgia cuz they named the first daughter..

    • @rockinrobbie1985
      @rockinrobbie1985 Před rokem

      @@amyparra1881 she's from Bowdon, Georgia

  • @KelseyBrand
    @KelseyBrand Před rokem +226

    my laughter increases exponentially when i hear dude in the background laughing. i love it.

  • @MatthewNoPants1atoll
    @MatthewNoPants1atoll Před 3 lety +780

    The most patient woman in all of comedy

  • @skrollox962
    @skrollox962 Před 3 lety +2244

    Tom dragging his best friend through the mud with his best friend's wife is the greatest thing I've ever seen

    • @brandondennis4369
      @brandondennis4369 Před 3 lety +27

      He said one of his best friends 😂

    • @MrDrunkNFunky
      @MrDrunkNFunky Před 3 lety +48

      Don't worry, I'm sure he's in the back room sipping on his bucket of Kool-Aid

    • @trippersigs2248
      @trippersigs2248 Před 3 lety +8

      @@brandondennis4369 hes also called bert his best friend(singular) before. Whats your point?

    • @islandworkout
      @islandworkout Před 3 lety +9

      TRippersigs22 he was trying to make a joke, saying “one” of his best friend’s, insinuating another person is his beat friend. Which it isn’t. But he was just trying to make a joke. Jesus guy

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrDrunkNFunky yea right he wouldn't have been able to stay out of the room knowing they are talking about him

  • @burntheobedient4473
    @burntheobedient4473 Před 3 lety +44

    She has a great laugh. Something very calming and motherly about it. She is a saint for dealing with Bert

  • @mbb8111
    @mbb8111 Před rokem +292

    The background laughter is gold...don't ever let that guy go

    • @BIGSTANK12349
      @BIGSTANK12349 Před rokem +4

      Makes me think of the morning radio as a kid

    • @gunnarmathes2803
      @gunnarmathes2803 Před rokem +7

      Nadav is the man

    • @williamRE
      @williamRE Před rokem +11

      Fake and overdone. The people that hate it stopped listening.

    • @cameronsichmeller6759
      @cameronsichmeller6759 Před rokem

      Nah. Let em go

    • @PLF...
      @PLF... Před rokem

      @@williamRE they are not missed though. It's the same people who say everything Fallon does is fake and overdone, and hedge their bets that something is fake regardless what it is. Plot twist, but then they believe pizza gate and flat earth.

  • @JadedDemocracy
    @JadedDemocracy Před 3 lety +1371

    This show should be called exploring the man behind the child: a documentary

    • @Rick-df7yq
      @Rick-df7yq Před 3 lety +34

      They’re saving that title for the Joe Biden doc?

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 3 lety +9

      'man behind the child' sounds really really wrong dude

    • @nashvillearmwrestling9715
      @nashvillearmwrestling9715 Před 3 lety +6

      The messy cave behind the bear 🐻

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan Před 3 lety +3

      that sounds like the next Michael Jackson doc

    • @merllingreen738
      @merllingreen738 Před 3 lety +1

      Brian correct grammer thank you brian brian. lol

  • @solat90ro
    @solat90ro Před 3 lety +784

    Watching this makes me feel like I'm watching a parent teacher conference lol.
    Teacher tom: your son eats boogers
    LeeAnn: yeah. He's working on it.

  • @PeteTheFrenchie
    @PeteTheFrenchie Před rokem +7

    1:20:20 "I try to enjoy him and not control him."
    Wow that's a very healthy outlook for a relationship

  • @88nmike
    @88nmike Před 2 lety +96

    I’m on a LeeAnn podcast binge and I have never been happier with a CZcams video decision lol.

  • @dirkbowman946
    @dirkbowman946 Před 3 lety +703

    This is the most we've heard Tim talk in an episode

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual Před 3 lety +47

      Bert talks so much you didn't realize his name is Tom, did you

    • @dirkbowman946
      @dirkbowman946 Před 3 lety +4

      @@hettel_visual imagine Bert interviewing RPC

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual Před 3 lety +10

      @@dirkbowman946 imagine Bert interviewing....

    • @Cunch
      @Cunch Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah, different dynamic without that Brett guy. Gonna be some good pods with Warren Sapp

    • @8788superman
      @8788superman Před 3 lety +13

      I think you mean Tony

  • @beegwan1893
    @beegwan1893 Před 3 lety +1496

    This is possibly the most loving and friendly character assassination I’ve ever witnessed.

    • @lenapauline8634
      @lenapauline8634 Před 3 lety +10

      😂😂😂

    • @dougferguson6876
      @dougferguson6876 Před 3 lety +27

      You win the comment section. I don't care what anyone else says

    • @beegwan1893
      @beegwan1893 Před 3 lety +6

      Doug Ferguson thanks mommy!

    • @mattweaver2523
      @mattweaver2523 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah this comment should literally be in the description

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric Před 3 lety +2

      Doug Ferguson I concur with your statement.

  • @jacklempke7779
    @jacklempke7779 Před 3 lety +16

    Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!

  • @bengotagun
    @bengotagun Před rokem +9

    She has such a kind face. Seems like a genuinely sweet person. It’s rare and I love it!

  • @mattwann5796
    @mattwann5796 Před 3 lety +5850

    LeeAnn is such a sweet lady for taking care of that handicapped guy Brent

  • @erikp6844
    @erikp6844 Před 3 lety +2852

    Burnt is getting the last laugh because even when he isn’t there, the entire episode is still all about him 😂

    • @BillyFusco
      @BillyFusco Před 3 lety +43

      Not wrong

    • @Vastillios
      @Vastillios Před 3 lety +56

      Burnt

    • @SirHiggalot
      @SirHiggalot Před 3 lety +56

      I mean 2 bears 1 cave is basically the equivalent of those interviews they do with serial killers before they're executed. It's a rare glimpse into a truly twisted human mind.

    • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
      @alexanderjeromewhite2380 Před 3 lety +13

      Its host wife so of course its gonna be about him. What u wanna hear about Leanne? Hahah

    • @laserguner9706
      @laserguner9706 Před 3 lety +8

      Who brent? Yeah nice guy

  • @allobove7798
    @allobove7798 Před rokem +87

    Very rare for a woman to be that down to earth and understanding. Bert's a lucky man.

  • @6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473
    @6sfullrcbycarlscustoms473 Před 11 měsíci +5

    LeeAnn is an Absolute Angel 😇 and I totally understand why Bert loves her so much ❤ She’s basically a Super Hero 🦸‍♀️

  • @poeticdesigns8893
    @poeticdesigns8893 Před 3 lety +95

    It was so great watching Bert's wives gossip and really connect with each other.

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz Před 3 lety +541

    Great to have an episode where I don't get physically ill.

    • @wbrooks1995
      @wbrooks1995 Před 3 lety +6

      John that’s not what we are here for make me sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gopnik9967
      @gopnik9967 Před 3 lety +6

      You may need to get outta the house more mommy's. Or maybe im just super fucked up

    • @AllanJ1981
      @AllanJ1981 Před 3 lety +2

      Cowboy up, buddy...

    • @alecdt3348
      @alecdt3348 Před 3 lety +4

      I thought you were right until I got to Bert’s booger’s and that almost made me puke

    • @geromelegnome5446
      @geromelegnome5446 Před 3 lety +2

      The sexual tension between them is palpable!!! Brent kucksher should be worried that there will be a new bear in that cave!!!

  • @southpax5496
    @southpax5496 Před 2 lety +23

    When the producers laugh it always make it better 😭😭😭🤣

  • @dimebagjosh2007
    @dimebagjosh2007 Před rokem +10

    “Could you imagine what he’d do without me?” Lmfao that laugh is gold. She’s a 10.

  • @60minutemeditations51
    @60minutemeditations51 Před 3 lety +1151

    He makes her laugh. She really does love him. I love how she laughs harder and harder as his stories get crazier and crazier, even when they're about her.

    • @mordsythe
      @mordsythe Před 3 lety +17

      It’s one of the reasons my wife loves them.
      I love to do the same thing to her.
      Laughter really does make everything better.

    • @rustyshack1707
      @rustyshack1707 Před 2 lety +9

      I know, Tom makes her laugh until her chest hurts. She really does love Tom. I also enjoy how much more she laughs as Tom’s stories get cooler and cooler, even when they’re about her and her fine ass.

    • @aaabbbccc985
      @aaabbbccc985 Před 2 lety +5

      It really is proof that if you make a woman laugh you do just about anything and she'll put up with it.
      My grandad always told me, you can do anything you want to a woman, as long as you don't bore her. That has been true so many times in my life and I've always tried to keep my relationships fun and new.

    • @Jackman66666666
      @Jackman66666666 Před 2 lety +1

      She laughs cause she embarrassed for him.

    • @deadbodybaby1
      @deadbodybaby1 Před 2 lety

      @@aaabbbccc985 well bud idk there’s a few other things you shouldn’t do to women lol

  • @matthewmilantoni3961
    @matthewmilantoni3961 Před 3 lety +330

    “I’ll get to talk this episode” haha I was thinking the same thing!

    • @williamguilfoyle3068
      @williamguilfoyle3068 Před 3 lety +4

      Not stingy at all

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil Před 3 lety +4

      I hope they do more of these. It was nice to shit on Bert. Like a fresh of breath air. He makes me so mad sometimes, I just can't do it. I've never liked his podcasts, and Tom brings the best out. Sometimes he's been too much lately, going through it as a clip show with Lee Anne is a good break.

    • @noyb901
      @noyb901 Před 3 lety

      @@SuperHoneyOil I'm glad you said that. I quit watching "2 Bears" a couple of episodes ago because I was tired of Bert shitting on his wife. This episode brought me back. He needs to watch this 100 times... although I truly believe that he's too self absorbed to change.

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil Před 3 lety +1

      @@noyb901 Yeah I've had to stop a few early. Bert can be too much, I wish they would shut him down a bit more. Or Tom would be a bit more rude to him. Maybe just him have a mic cut button? lol

  • @blurrble5
    @blurrble5 Před rokem +30

    I adore LeeAnn. This was honestly one of my favorite podcasts!

  • @scgtyur
    @scgtyur Před rokem +87

    I love that she knows she’s wayyyyy too good for Bert 😂

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian Před rokem +5

      She never said anything resembling that. She loves that big galoot! 😂♥️🍖

  • @mattduell3
    @mattduell3 Před 3 lety +251

    Bert is so lucky he has LeeAnn. She deserves a holiday 😂

    • @angelique_cs
      @angelique_cs Před 3 lety +6

      I totally agree. She's officially the best.

    • @laurak6685
      @laurak6685 Před 3 lety +6

      Y’all underestimate the amount of wealth that man has to offer lol.
      No way she would’ve stuck around if he were a construction worker or some truck- driver, etc

    • @MirOStov
      @MirOStov Před 3 lety +2

      She needs Sainthood

    • @richardjones1699
      @richardjones1699 Před 3 lety +1

      Agreed.

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 Před 3 lety +3

      She's literally on holiday every time he's on the road! Lol

  • @Timfargo
    @Timfargo Před 3 lety +324

    Leeann just described Bert as:
    "An eat, sleep, drink, f**k kinda guy".
    Perfect tombstone.
    ...and a great merch quote.

  • @nachomansandyravage2346
    @nachomansandyravage2346 Před 3 lety +5

    Her kindness and calmness comes through in her voice even, what a sweet lady

  • @kylescholl1382
    @kylescholl1382 Před rokem +56

    We need another Tom & LeeAnn episode!

  • @johnmikolay9597
    @johnmikolay9597 Před 3 lety +1276

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LeeAnn Kreischer is a national treasure.

  • @nulledpixel
    @nulledpixel Před 3 lety +1794

    LeeAnn should be a reoccurring guest. Tom should have her on after about every 10 episodes. On the 11th episode, Tom shows her clips summarizing the latest antics of Brent Crystals. It's fascinating getting her perspective on Brent. It's like a study in psychology.

    • @nimimerkillinen
      @nimimerkillinen Před 3 lety +20

      Meh every 50 maybe

    • @christopherolivares5096
      @christopherolivares5096 Před 3 lety +1

      Yo

    • @nulledpixel
      @nulledpixel Před 3 lety +23

      @@nimimerkillinen True, 10 was maybe to short to feather.

    • @MIKEHANCHO817
      @MIKEHANCHO817 Před 3 lety +5

      Just to recap all the nonsense bert says lol

    • @aaronalbertson8670
      @aaronalbertson8670 Před 3 lety +10

      I absolutely love this idea. I've only ever heard about her from Crysler and Segura, but hearing her on the actual podcast, shes amazing!

  • @BestWest92
    @BestWest92 Před 3 lety +35

    Its really nice that barts caretaker got the dayoff to do this

  • @theodorewood9784
    @theodorewood9784 Před 3 lety +9

    "Its weird to bring it out, I think."
    Fucking tears.

  • @kjmma2752
    @kjmma2752 Před 3 lety +471

    Notice how she lets Tom speak, and then answers the question. Yet Bert has done hundreds of podcasts and still can’t grasp this concept... 🤣

    • @Sparksterfu
      @Sparksterfu Před 3 lety +12

      Bill and bert podcast is different

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 Před 3 lety +14

      Someone once commented that he's a fat hamster with ADD, and it seemed an apt analysis to me.

    • @nickb9720
      @nickb9720 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Sparksterfu Yea, Bill is the one doing the interrupting lol. It's a vicious circle

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 Před 3 lety +2

      Bert gets too excited that's just him

    • @YoMama9021
      @YoMama9021 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly why he needs her lol 😂

  • @MadVillain23
    @MadVillain23 Před 3 lety +790

    This was a good break from hearing Bert interrupt himself every sentence.

    • @imronburgundy8602
      @imronburgundy8602 Před 3 lety +25

      A huuuundred percent

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 Před 3 lety +8

      I just don't want to hear his stupid fucking laugh for the whole podcast

    • @kollin7185
      @kollin7185 Před 3 lety +4

      It's a nice break from hearing him eat, too.

    • @ryanperkins5463
      @ryanperkins5463 Před 3 lety +9

      Holdonholdonholdon! And telling native to look shit up then soon after changing the subject. He's all over the place. He either needs adderall or needs to stop taking it.

  • @boombapflambop
    @boombapflambop Před 2 lety +41

    How do I find my “LeeAnn”? Bert is so lucky to have someone so understanding and down to Earth.

    • @BBW4MEPLZ
      @BBW4MEPLZ Před rokem +3

      How to find a LeeAnn? Stop looking, it’ll happen when the time’s right. Also, stop finding women in the wrong places.
      Real advise from someone who has their own “LeeAnn” 😂

    • @austinbeachy3873
      @austinbeachy3873 Před rokem +2

      In a southern baptist church lol

    • @boombapflambop
      @boombapflambop Před rokem

      @@austinbeachy3873 if that’s what it takes I’m willing to convert lol

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 Před měsícem

      @@austinbeachy3873warning: 50/50 shot of getting a Leeann or a Marjorie Taylor Greene

    • @austinbeachy3873
      @austinbeachy3873 Před měsícem

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 sounds like a win/win

  • @crackerjackrappr
    @crackerjackrappr Před rokem +20

    When you Bert's impression of LeeAnn is spot on

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 Před 3 lety +408

    Everyone agrees that Burt would fall apart without his wife, a huuundred percent

  • @wtfpwnz0red
    @wtfpwnz0red Před 3 lety +526

    Bart takes a day off, but the podcast is still uh-hundred-purcent about him

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 Před 3 lety +38

      When you’re that heavy, your gravitational pull is just too strong.

    • @MrJ-ro1yr
      @MrJ-ro1yr Před 3 lety +15

      She even dropped a "uhhh hundred percent" in the 1st 15 minutes.

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 Před 3 lety +4

      At first I was a little worried that Bert wandered off, then I worried it was an in memoriam, then I thought maybe he was doing Celebrity Rehab with dr. Drew.

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 Před 3 lety +2

      Mr J That’s a good woman who stays on brand.

    • @skyline4256
      @skyline4256 Před 3 lety +4

      It’s a complete nightmere

  • @TimelesslyModern
    @TimelesslyModern Před rokem +6

    LeeAnn deserves an award.

    • @Ipleadthefifth
      @Ipleadthefifth Před rokem

      Heck she deserves a lot more than that I hope Bert truly knows how good he has it with her

  • @kevinjohnson3715
    @kevinjohnson3715 Před 2 lety +14

    When human cloning becomes a reality she needs to be the first one in line. What a saint.

  • @dtuohy1026
    @dtuohy1026 Před 3 lety +347

    The world's most patient wife of all time... Uhhh hundred percent

    • @BlackPhillip666
      @BlackPhillip666 Před 3 lety +3

      LeeAnn is an alcoholic enabler, and an anti-semite.

    • @DanielDanger420
      @DanielDanger420 Před 3 lety +4

      Living with Bert would be a nightmere.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt Před 3 lety +3

      @@BlackPhillip666 I kinda disagree, but kinda agree. He told a story about how he quit drinking once and she told him "I don't think you have a drinking problem", which is... something.

    • @jamesdougherty8907
      @jamesdougherty8907 Před 3 lety

      she like Louis and Marge in real life

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jamesdougherty8907 PEETAAH

  • @HalinazDziecmi
    @HalinazDziecmi Před 3 lety +904

    Next episode: Christina roasts Bert to his face for two hours

  • @Deellzz
    @Deellzz Před 3 lety +7

    My first ever commenting here, and I know i'm late to the whole 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast but the fact LeeAnn says "a 100%" in the same way Bert does.....now that's true love!

  • @MichaelHarto
    @MichaelHarto Před rokem +25

    LeeAnn is a titan of a woman. She's one in a million

  • @nullzeal
    @nullzeal Před 3 lety +1794

    What we learned is, If Burnt is the "Machine" then LeeAnn is the engine running it lol.

    • @deviljon
      @deviljon Před 3 lety +53

      She's the coolant.

    • @CrossWolftheEnd
      @CrossWolftheEnd Před 3 lety +35

      A hundred percent

    • @Carlosjimenez-tr9ze
      @Carlosjimenez-tr9ze Před 3 lety +30

      She’s the mechanic

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 Před 3 lety +9

      Shes definitely the engine and the engineer 💀💀

    • @bairstoww
      @bairstoww Před 3 lety +13

      So I guess what you're saying is... that she's the machine within?
      🎵 Machines within, Machines within 🎵

  • @DND09
    @DND09 Před 3 lety +1358

    I now understand why Brent cried when LeeAnn dumped him in college. This woman is a saint!

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 Před 3 lety +19

      Whoa, I've never heard that story

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips Před 3 lety +3

      @@kusucks991 whoa, that's amazing, please tell me more.

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 Před 3 lety +15

      @@TrevorParsnips I've been watching Bert and Tom for years and heard all the marriage talk and never have heard reference of Bert and LeAnn breaking up before, so it would be interesting to hear the story sometime

    • @TrevorParsnips
      @TrevorParsnips Před 3 lety +3

      @@kusucks991 whoa, that is so interesting to me, can you go into even more detail than that?

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 Před 3 lety +26

      @@TrevorParsnips why do you insist on making an ass of yourself like this?

  • @MyNamesNotCraig2
    @MyNamesNotCraig2 Před 2 lety +12

    Every comment is a different version of Bert’s name and I’m absolutely UH hundred percent crying laughing over it

  • @gavinbarnes6310
    @gavinbarnes6310 Před rokem +11

    I love how shes a normal person

  • @beep6410
    @beep6410 Před 3 lety +618

    when LeeAnn was talking about Bert's "stance" where he puts his hands on his hips, bert doing that EXACT pose is in frame on the sign behind her

  • @evanlegere4154
    @evanlegere4154 Před 3 lety +164

    Leann Krestanza is the Guest of the Year. This whole show up to this point has been a case study on the life and mind of Brent himself.
    This is the debriefing.

    • @kevint985
      @kevint985 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahaha so true!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakubgadzala7474
    @jakubgadzala7474 Před 3 lety +19

    You even did put an ad in the most embaracing part about sex, just to make LeeAnn's relatives rethink if they want to watch further... I'm crying. 🤣😂 Tom you're a genius. This episode was strategized.

  • @ronpioggia4301
    @ronpioggia4301 Před 2 lety +6

    This has got to be your favorite episode Bert, the teary belly laughs aren't there but you get to see your wife and your best friend gush about you even though they're taking shots at you, It's all out of love and that's gotta feel pretty great Bud. You deserve what you have, keep working bro. You fuckin weirdo.

  • @firefaux64
    @firefaux64 Před 3 lety +189

    Dude the Wife Swap podcast could be a monthly thing. Tom & Leann make a great team. I bet Bert & Push would be great too.

    • @mambalevel1017
      @mambalevel1017 Před 3 lety +11

      Bert and push would be 🔥🔥

    • @TreCayUltimateLife
      @TreCayUltimateLife Před 3 lety +11

      They do NOT get along at all. Christina loathes Bert, they've talked about it on a previous episode. Bert apperantly did something to one of Christina's nieces but they didnt say what happened

    • @gabeshedd
      @gabeshedd Před 3 lety +7

      @@TreCayUltimateLife Which episode of which show? I'm intrigued.

    • @travistaylor7209
      @travistaylor7209 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m interested in the episode too lol so I’ll leave this here

    • @andrewwest1115
      @andrewwest1115 Před 3 lety

      Me too

  • @omgersh
    @omgersh Před 3 lety +96

    Finally! We get to see the CAVE instead of just the 2 BEARS.

  • @kennethbandera3195
    @kennethbandera3195 Před 2 lety +1

    This is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen with 2 ppl talking about someone they mutually have so much love for. I love all of their dynamics so much.

  • @britlilbit
    @britlilbit Před rokem +5

    LeeAnn is such a great role model I love her perspective!

  • @kennethvelasquez3140
    @kennethvelasquez3140 Před 3 lety +225

    Ok I thought I was gonna hate this, BUT I realized that she can confirm AND add onto everything Tommy wants to confirm and then more. I love this now

    • @deepthought1987
      @deepthought1987 Před 3 lety

      If Bert doesn't have an Ooni pizza oven, he needs to get one.

    • @jamestobin2529
      @jamestobin2529 Před 3 lety +8

      She's actually really polished on podcast by now and it's pretty great at filling dead space.

    • @kyleeck6917
      @kyleeck6917 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao at one point she goes I wanna know what I don’t know, Tom smiling oh that’s coming up

    • @reneemcmunn6671
      @reneemcmunn6671 Před 3 lety

      Just spit coffee out of my nose!

    • @reneemcmunn6671
      @reneemcmunn6671 Před 3 lety

      ....”could you give her a copy”...😂😂😂

  • @astonwinter
    @astonwinter Před 3 lety +38

    As Bert's English sidekick I say, that his truly has an amazing wife and God bless her soul ♥️

  • @robtalbot8060
    @robtalbot8060 Před rokem +7

    LeeAnn is a total, total legend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @meaganhughes8961
    @meaganhughes8961 Před 3 lety +5

    I love Bert's wife!! She is the coolest woman ever!!!

  • @bigduke12180ify
    @bigduke12180ify Před 3 lety +294

    Why does LeeAnn's side of the room suddenly seem more spacious when she's sitting there.

    • @yo-sr5uq
      @yo-sr5uq Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂

    • @wzrdfrskn832
      @wzrdfrskn832 Před 3 lety +18

      I feel like that area now somehow smells much better.

    • @Turpintine101
      @Turpintine101 Před 3 lety +8

      L H it doesn’t have a gallon of kool aid taking all the table space

    • @jaredbailey1160
      @jaredbailey1160 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wzrdfrskn832 that mic still has a bernt smell for sure though. I think I can still see icing on the mic from him facing all those donuts

    • @felixculpa9390
      @felixculpa9390 Před 3 lety +4

      Objects that are Bert are fatter than they appear.

  • @chialike138
    @chialike138 Před 3 lety +79

    I love how LeeAnn is mimicking berts pose with a picture of bert doing that same pose in the background. Lol

  • @sskkarz
    @sskkarz Před 2 lety +6

    LeeAnn is the epitome of a southern dime. You're awesome!!!!

  • @killak3359
    @killak3359 Před 2 lety +5

    Tom had receipts and has been planning for this podcast for a long time. Sat silently let Bert talk and then released this banger😂

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr Před 3 lety +95

    Maaaan, I need to find someone that loves me like Leeann tolerates Bert.

    • @olliverq9784
      @olliverq9784 Před 3 lety +4

      Start racking in a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, and it'll happen sooner than you think.

    • @timreagan777
      @timreagan777 Před 3 lety +2

      @@olliverq9784 facts

    • @bgdontlose8081
      @bgdontlose8081 Před 3 lety

      @@olliverq9784 they were married before he was rich

    • @olliverq9784
      @olliverq9784 Před 3 lety

      @@bgdontlose8081 yea, but if he was still broke I doubt she'd put up with his shit lol.

  • @johnperish
    @johnperish Před 3 lety +262

    looks like that " A Hundred Percent" line is the Kreischer family motto lol

    • @nz540im3
      @nz540im3 Před 3 lety +9

      You do pick up sayings from people you are around a lot. I noticed she dropped it a couple of times before they talked about it haha. Would be interesting if it come from her or Bert for a start

    • @hurrell2
      @hurrell2 Před 3 lety +5

      uh hundred

    • @youtime18
      @youtime18 Před 3 lety +5

      Uhhhhhhhundred percent

    • @thisguyhere5837
      @thisguyhere5837 Před 3 lety +4

      Brendan Schaub must be a distant relative

    • @Grant25
      @Grant25 Před 3 lety +3

      Rogan says it as well sometimes. Someone started it first

  • @johnv3225
    @johnv3225 Před rokem +4

    Ommggg this women is a saint for dealing with Bert. I would put him in his place everyday. I could never lmao

  • @KazuYuuu
    @KazuYuuu Před rokem +6

    I love how Tom immediately points out that he'll actually be able to talk this episode because Bart isn't on. It's always great when they have Leeann for a genuinely interesting introspective into Burnt Chrysler!

  • @billypilgrim1
    @billypilgrim1 Před 3 lety +318

    What if this podcast is just Tom's thesis for his masters in psychology

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 Před 3 lety +12

      or the more likely option, a cover up for his mass murder spree.

    • @hhharvey208
      @hhharvey208 Před 3 lety +7

      Ted has already said many times, that abnormal people get his mind boner like a telescope, Burnt is just the OCD, Tik Tok, Teretes, and Man Child of a circus shit show, that keeps him enetertained.

    • @spencerlawrence8318
      @spencerlawrence8318 Před 3 lety

      😮

    • @MrNumaNuma13
      @MrNumaNuma13 Před 3 lety +4

      Dr. segura after dark

    • @littlefrog9553
      @littlefrog9553 Před 3 lety +2

      Professor Emeritus in Bertology.

  • @erikar135
    @erikar135 Před 3 lety +200

    Let's do this every so often. Then Christy and Burt too.

    • @anjaherr1500
      @anjaherr1500 Před 3 lety +8

      I’d love that

    • @421less1
      @421less1 Před 3 lety +28

      "I think tom has aspergers. I think tom is gonna murder someone. Tom makes me scared"
      "A huuuundred percent"

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 Před 3 lety +1

      @Alexis Paquet ya, sorry to the Main Mommy, but you're spot on.

    • @haileygreer93
      @haileygreer93 Před 3 lety

      I don’t think main mommy would ever do a podcast with Bert

    • @juliusschoenfeld8493
      @juliusschoenfeld8493 Před 3 lety +2

      It would still be about Bert

  • @auticade2360
    @auticade2360 Před 2 lety +1

    LeeAnn is the sweetest, can't imagine a better person to take care of Bert

  • @spenserkucera8046
    @spenserkucera8046 Před 3 lety +5

    The glee in Toms face in the thumbnail, is all I need in my life.

  • @onepepperoni
    @onepepperoni Před 3 lety +410

    Burt is a very lucky man. This is my first time hearing anything from LeeAnn, and my god what a lovely person. Confident, capable, and empathetic, she's a straight-up triple threat. Also, Burt seems great too. They seem like a power couple for sure. Nice episode thank you!

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Před 3 lety +65

    Siiiiiick!!!! Now maybe we can hear Tom talk!

  • @kimberlymcgill5558
    @kimberlymcgill5558 Před rokem

    LeeAnn’s smile is unbeatable. My goodness what joy, Bert really did get a catch.

  • @Carl_Georg
    @Carl_Georg Před 2 lety +4

    "It's called lazy. He's not using his words" 😂 I'm dead.

  • @edoge5425
    @edoge5425 Před 3 lety +91

    “Can you imagine what he’d do without me” LeAnn is a certified mommy.

  • @jamesraub3985
    @jamesraub3985 Před 3 lety +486

    She is obviously the coolest woman ever.

    • @U2bUSER
      @U2bUSER Před 2 lety +4

      Her, Christina P & Khalyla 🤗

    • @Semba999
      @Semba999 Před 2 lety +15

      Take the last one out and your set.

    • @yungcobe8354
      @yungcobe8354 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Semba999 fact

    • @VagPoop_
      @VagPoop_ Před 2 lety

      Wierd way to spell , oldest.

    • @sickturret3587
      @sickturret3587 Před rokem

      @@U2bUSER khalayla just dumped bobby lol

  • @nerdgirljean
    @nerdgirljean Před rokem +1

    Behind every great man is a greater woman!! I think LeeAnn & Bert are a great couple & totally compliment each other. We should all be so lucky to have what they have.

  • @sthomasond
    @sthomasond Před 3 lety +174

    It's so obvious that Bert is exceedingly ADHD and amazes me he hasn't been diagnosed.

    • @jaysalomon5298
      @jaysalomon5298 Před rokem +9

      Omg I was literally thinking exactly the same

    • @DingDongDaddyFromDumas
      @DingDongDaddyFromDumas Před rokem +8

      Yeah no to a tee, the most clear cut case ever lol

    • @klbs9630
      @klbs9630 Před rokem +14

      Even more apparent when the episode he did with Dr. Drew came out and he talked about needing treats and having treats in life. Not only was it hilariously articulated but so so so sooooo accurate and spot on in my adhd brain. I’m a 30 year old woman and I have continuously related to so many things about Bert as I’ve watched him over the last 8/10 years 😂

    • @MissNikkiDawson
      @MissNikkiDawson Před rokem

      Also traits of autism. Definitely neurodivergent. 🤓

    • @MP-et1eu
      @MP-et1eu Před rokem +2

      @@DingDongDaddyFromDumasI’m just curious I’m not even trying to be mean or condescending. Why do people say “yeah no” it is the weirdest thing in the world to me. Especially over text

  • @Pouttybabe
    @Pouttybabe Před 3 lety +30

    I love LeeAnn’s confidence about Bert never leaving or cheating on her

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Před 3 lety +555

    Bert is proof there is someone for everyone

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Před rokem +17

      I'm proof that there's not lol. If he was broke she would've left by now

    • @mixadengitti
      @mixadengitti Před rokem +49

      @@jessickalush3305 what? LeeAnn even said she was making all the money a couple of years ago so that’s just bullshit. You just haven’t found someone yet.

    • @Grunk369
      @Grunk369 Před rokem +22

      @@jessickalush3305 “if he was broke” you realize they were dating before Bertram was anything close to rich right

    • @lefrerehill2012
      @lefrerehill2012 Před rokem

      If u got money sure

    • @lefrerehill2012
      @lefrerehill2012 Před rokem +4

      @@mixadengittilet's be real here, Bert grew up in the suburbs, he wasn't really struggling before the fame

  • @brandianderson287
    @brandianderson287 Před rokem

    ❤ love the show. One of the best parts of this show a hundred percent!!! Was when Tom said what kind of comedian Bert was. Touched my heart, made me smile.

  • @Momandmolly
    @Momandmolly Před 3 lety +49

    Early morning joint, coffee and 2 bears. I like that.

    • @tomwallhead6950
      @tomwallhead6950 Před 3 lety

      Were your teams colours and get physical

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 Před 3 lety +3

      Sit on my face you absolutely perfect human being 🤤

    • @newersify
      @newersify Před 3 lety +4

      @@bobbybush1750 omg......

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bobbybush1750 *_SIMP_*

    • @brysonl51
      @brysonl51 Před 3 lety +2

      Had my coffee. Just ripped the bong. Now pooping and watching this. What a morning!

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima Před 3 lety +122

    I NEED to see an episode of “Nothing’s Burning.” Especially if it was Georgia vs Bert making simple meals and Bert can’t not fuck it up.

    • @Kevinopilous
      @Kevinopilous Před 3 lety

      Compile all the times Georgia cuts off Bront's ADHD choices lmao

  • @tejgrewal6861
    @tejgrewal6861 Před 3 lety +13

    MAN I am in love with LeeAnn.I guess she is our wife now!!

  • @aaronschultz4004
    @aaronschultz4004 Před 3 lety

    Really enjoyed this episode. LeeAnn was a great guest and I enjoyed the intimate convos about each other's spouse. I feel like I got to know everyone much better than previous episodes.

  • @FailingForFun
    @FailingForFun Před 3 lety +49

    Started out looking at this clip.. and was instantly like.. nope.. aint gonna work... 10 minutes in.. im hysterically laughing, harder than most episodes... GENIUS combination putting tom and leeann together!

    • @Ramboskates85
      @Ramboskates85 Před 3 lety

      I’ll agree. I was not a fan of the other Leann episode they did earlier on. Which originally turned me off to this episode. But I gave it a chance. And just like you. I am. Deceased. This is a great episode lol

  • @OverParSteve
    @OverParSteve Před 3 lety +483

    Can you imagine if he was married to someone else other than that legend of a woman. Bart would be paying out for probably 7 different divorces 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dongletron69
    @dongletron69 Před 3 lety

    The way Tom and LeAnn are talking about Bert reminds me of how my best friend and I talk about each other, I love it a lot.

  • @MrCpalombo72
    @MrCpalombo72 Před 2 lety +1

    Her confidence and settledness is amazing. Her ego is so managed. I am inspired. She is a massive, bright soul!
    He (Bert) is so authentic. He is him. Totally himself. Unguarded. That is amazing.
    These two are very special. I am wanting to be more authentic, more real, and less ego. What a gift to watch Bert and LeeAnn be.
    And Tom loves Bert, so seeing Tom MC this... very amazing.

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 Před 3 lety +171

    Probably the most excited I've seen Tom. This is a scientist getting a breakthrough after years studying the creature known as muh sheen.
    Leeann sounds like Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman