Englishman Reacts to... The MOST CRAZY Polish Internet Hits! | Pt3
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You're so weird. That 126 going fast is not comparable with some junk with added a fart can or a stupid spoiler. Someone has put a lot of work and money in restoration and upgrading engine. If anything it is done for fun and irony. The original 126 took about 30 sec. To reach 100km/hr.
The other example with 126 driving backwards is not polish idea, so saying "in Poland only" it is being ignorant.
I saw identical trick done on German TV in Thomas Gotschalk show where there they used a VW Beetle. That happened about 35 years ago. Loosen your pants and relaks a bit.
The jew thing was pure anti-semitism from the old guy. Stuff that people would repeat, without checking. Like they do with refugee numbers now. You can even see him puting his tongue out in disgust, inbetween rants.
The first thing he mentions was a quasi pogrom of jews in Poland in 1968, which forced around 20k to leave for Isreal, not 40k.
The 500k are made up.
What made it funny. He rhymed the last part.
Imagine an UK racist complaining about "pakies" and switching into ryme at the end.
About that "Dupa" rant, it's actually poem "Oda do dupy" by Aleksander Fredro, famous polish dramaturgist and poet from the romanticism period. He's mostly known for his obscene, sexual sense of humour. Practically dick jokes but with fancy, poetic language - I totally recommend it :D
i am still waiting for ''krzyk pterdoaktyla '' , spadająca tablica , magia na lekcji polskiego , fantastyczna leckjia biologi i fizyki.
przebiłem ci rękę
Dziękuję za tłumaczenie mam 71 lat lubię oglądać Twój program ✌️ filmiki które pokazałeś wprawily mnie w oslupenie co za debile to nagrywają wstyd mi że są w moim kraju ludzie których to śmieszy Pozdrawiam
@@ulahuminiak2718 a chuj mnie twoja opinia? Krzyk pterodaktyla to jest klasyk i chuj ci do tego
15:25 this scene is a fragment of a small sketch from the TV program "Za chwilę dalszy ciąg programu". The whole dialogue went like this:
"- Take two
- No. Why two? one is enough
- Please, take two
- No, we're not going to drink two
- Well, we won't drink it, but the other one won't be wasted, it won't go bad after all
- And what are we going to do with it?
- And how does one break?
- And why should it quarrel?
- Life is different. Please take two. On my responsibility. Take two.
- On your responsibility?
- Yes
- All right. A case of vodka and two sodas, please.."
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Yes, it's a famous sketch. The buildup was cut off, so it doesn't make sense anymore.
actually it was a sketch from "KOC" (which stands for Komiczny Odcinek Cykliczny) and not "Za chwilę dalszy ciąg programu". The guys playing on that scene took roles in both, but KOC was their own show, airing TV screens some time after ZDCP in which the main characters were played by Wojciech Mann and Krzysztof Materna. And KOC was much funnier than ZDCP, imho. :)
5:00 He asked a question and then said a poem. You didn't noticed it Rob, but everything this man said right after the topic of the poem was set to "ass" rhymed :)
You can simply say the poem about the "ass" was a kind of the Polish cockney.
I saw your slavic face of joy when that wall falls. Deep inside you're one of us :D
haha
"Jem zupę" (I'm eating soup) was one of the best hits here, plus the way he speaks is funny and this "Dź-dźięki" at the end was brilliant. (Normal version of this is "dzięki")
In school times we've started to say "Dź-dźięki" instead of normal prounance 😂
Holy crap this video has 11 years! Yup, 2008-2011 was a great times for these polish internet hits
@@kubiyoshi2744 Sądzę ,że wszyscy to wiemy
nie najarany. jak znaidziesz filmik to jakieś piguły mu do piwa wsypali@@kubiyoshi2744
5:24 What is interesting here: this is a poem by Aleksander Fredro, a Polish Romanticist poet known for writing obscene poems (and the fact that teachers in school never say he wrote something like this)
-Chris, Chris-yy...
-What?
-I'm eating!
-What?
-A soup!
-Good. I'm glad.
-So Th-Thanks...
😂😂😂😂😂
"Jem zupę" was a major hit here. His expresion is priceless. And that stutter at the end: "Dź-dzięki" :V Dź-dzięki for that xD
Yeah, but english people are so brainwashed with wokeness, that they completely lost their sense of humor, he's just waiting for a blatant, politically correct joke, anything else - he doesn't get.
His friends add some drugs to his beer few minutes earlier.
On wystawił później tę miskę na aukcji WOŚP
Kiedyś to było... teraz nudy w polskim internecie ;(
To be correct, that poem about arse was originally wrote by Sir Aleksander Fredro, he was polish writer in Romantic era and an author of many theatre comedies
Oh, come on! The old laughing guy was sweet and harmless. Let him be.
dupa translate as ass but in slang means also women/girl (because they have nice ass)
6:10 He has too much.... Too much wisdom 😆
hey I feel personally offended, have you ever ridden a maluch? this car was registered in international races in the 80/90s. it's not the fastest ok but acceleration especially in lower gears is killer. ps. interesting fact, the maluch in reverse is faster than the Ferrari from that period in first gear
Rob has no idea the little fiat 125 has no more than 650 of the engine capacity and only two pistons 😅
Nie zmienia to faktu, że to zwykły rzęch tzw pierdo-pęd, a ta narracja mówiąca jaka to zajebista fura wynika tylko z nostalgii i tego, że większość społeczeństwa tylko na tego grata mogła sobie pozwolić
I had Bis and I loved my car❤🇵🇱
*126
@@Paolo-gj7ip yes, you are right. My mistake should be 126p
First man was just not harmful, happy man trying to spread positive vibe. There should be many more people like this around the world
He may have been happy. but still creepy!
6:12 It was just a funny 'poem' xD He is a poet and philosopher... just in his own way xDD
11:50 As I remember it was a project of students of a technical school, Fiat 126p Maluch has two steering wheels and two torsion axles
The reason why your commentary is so hilarious is not the fact it is actually funny (even if it sometimes is), but the fact you don't have the foggiest, and for multiple times you're outraged or confused with something that went viral xD
Where is "Andrzeju, nie denerwuj się?" That's a classic!
5:30 This is actually an incomplete poem "Oda do dupy" by Aleksander Fredro (1793-1876) , which YT led me to one night when I reached the end of the internet. czcams.com/video/dngwqt5A290/video.html
10:23 There wasn't a car in poland like "Maluch" (FIAT 126p). 4 gears and 600-700 square milimeters of motor volume, less than 30 (some models had maximum 32) horsepower, but in well cinditions it could achieve even 100 km/h (around 62,1 mph) but this one was made up and could achieve even 120 km/h (around 75 mph), mabe more, idk.
Nope this one Maluch (aka todler) got engine from Hayabusa.
Not square, but cubic; not millimeters, but centimeters 😉
And calling Maluch a piece of crap is just a crime.
@@Szymmon614 was pice of f**g crap
That we have to love so we did.
and you could fix it with one key-tool everywhere. My parents in 80' drove us for holiday in it to Yugoslavia and back - and it was fully packed with things for sale all over soviet Europe. I remember the roof was bending from heavy stuff and still survived. THIS CAR IS A LEGEND in Poland. It is simply piece of our history. Someone that had Fiat 126p was a hero at those times. It is simply that we grew in different reality. I was a kid in 80' but I think I had one of the best childhoods possible because I remember something from that time. Those ques to buy toilet paper... :)
3:20 Wałęsa was not only the one who is symbol of getting rid of communism in Poland, he was also a president for 5 years, and that older man is comparing Gomułka (PRL's president) and Wałęsa presidencies.
6:15 It was just a joke poem bro :D
10:58 Kurwa, narzekasz bardziej niż Polak :DD Pozdro bracie!
Walesa is a symbol of cooperating with communist secret service (SB). DEFINITELY not getting rid of communism.
Lets just say the Wałęsa thing is controversial. Lets Ask Kiszczak. Oh wait
"If you can't spot a crazy person in public transportation, it is you" ;P
15:28 "Weź dwie.
Na twoją odpowiedzialność ?
Tak.
Poproszę skrzynkę wódki i dwie oranżady."(Pomarańczowy napój gazowany) XD
To Skecz z KOC - Komiczny odcinek cykliczny - telewizyjny program satyryczny
Polecam rebusy w ich wykonaniu(zgadnij co autor miał namyśl). Jeśli rozwiążesz choć jeden rebus będziesz mistrz.
I'd rather have a grandfather who says "you're young and beautiful" than one who didn't take his eyes off me the entire bus ride and kept looking at my phone. It's just scary to have a grandpa who doesn't take his eyes off you, and when someone covers you, he momentarily leans over to still see you. It's just terrifying.
That clip about eating soup has become so famous that the bowl the guy had been eating from was later sold for charity for one thousand bucks.
Fun fact, the guy with the messed up face 7:00 - the kind of panda-like tint around the eyes is called a panda(or periorbital) hematoma and is usually indicative of a basal skull fracture, which most frequently appears as a result of severe blunt force being applied to someone's head. So yeah, he may have had a run-in with Mr Tyson and should get to a hospital asap.
Background for the short with soup. This guy didn't eat for a few days back because he was drunk all the time. It was his first meal, since he start party!
Interesting perspective. It seems to me that in Poland this video is treating positively. Some old drunk guy encouraging people to smile and laugh. But commenting on these girls today seems out of place. But it was the 90s after all
Koleś nie obawiaj się pijanego gościa, który się śmieje.
gościa z autobusu tylko Polak zrozumie xDDD
In Poland, younger people can be either drunk or on mushrooms, etc., but if it's an older person, it's alcohol, old guys like that guy don't do any kind of drugs
3:42 it's couldy, no leaves on trees, probably late autumn or snowless winter - day are short, everything seems to be dark, mostly black, grey etc.
Green maluch , which was riding backwards had 2 stering axles,2 stering wheels, 2 drivers and swaped engine.🎉❤
Why hello there. I've loved it when you said "trzy - if you don't speak polish it means 3" so sassy 😎
Btw „Jestem jaki jestem”, the episode with the toilet might be just the funniest thing in the polish history of tv shows, it's so absurd
7:14 What is going on? He didn't SEE any problems😂
3:48 This film is so popular, it's part of our cultural legacy ;-). The scene takes place the day after the party and the main character is probably hangover / still drunk. The gentleman who eats the soup brags about it as if (this food) is no mean feat.
The title of the film translates to "Mielno destroys everyone" (Mielno is a holiday resort by the sea). And it's probably because the party the night before was "so good".
the arse thing is a silly, humorous polish mini poem.
Ill tell you a wall between our jokes: you laugh, when your atom bomb explode, and we laugh, cause we got any, hahaha...
YOOO HE'S NOT A WEIRDOOO!!! older people often like to talk with younger people or even like when a man (already had grandkids) talked with me and my bestie before a concert, he was really nice, he told us we're very pretty and said how his life is going, we also talked about our schools and stuff, he said we're very smart too, he just tried to be nice
7:00. In Poland, people look similar after meeting groups of thugs such as MW (all-Polish youth).
“Dupa” - arse in polish slang is like some fit bird in UK 😅 knowing that all of the speech of the guy from the video is much more funny 😁
its good u said that at the end. It's not normal :D
10:25 :) it is not a crap. It is an icon of Polish motorization. Very small, affordable car. Similar to mini. :) And that guy made a tuning. That car from the factory had never go that fast :)
you have to watch old videos from Polish school it's a hit
Welcome to Poland
All of Poland is like the backstreets from the last clip
These are oooold. 15y old! :D these are classsics from times when they where viral on floppy drives, small mails, pendrives :) there was no a lot of selection.
Most of this is old but still gold hahah
15:39 that's a fragment of tv show, whole scene is arranged by comedy group ;)
This car is polski fiat 126, got 650cc engin with massive 27hp, that's a crap. In this one they swapped engine from a bike
11:15 If I remember correctly, that tiny car had the engine from ferrari mounted into it.
Thank You for saying that this is not the norm in Poland. I enjoy watching this type of situations and laugh at them, and watching You reacting to it was for me fun too. But I live in Poland. My coutnry is important for me and I don't want people to think that it's THAT bad. For me, and for a lot of my friends Poland, our country, is like a little sister. Annoying? Of course. Weird? Absolutely. Can You laugh at it? You have to. But doing it You have to be fair. And accept that it is in fact a lot more. A lot more amazing.
7:17 polish drunkard like a ninja racoon
Public transport these days are completly diffrent than 20 or more years ago
First guy is not a weirdo . He is just happy man trying to spread positive vibe 😁
In POLAND? Yup, definitely a weirdo :D
@@Mordring So your saying that everyone in Poland is a weirdo ? ?
@@KosmatyZiomek a happy man trying to spread positive vibe? In our country? Insane, on drugs, drunk, or a foreigner!
I'm obviously joking BTW, but that's the stereotype ;) And, admittedly, whenever I'm in a good mood in public (I don't even giggle, just smile) everyone looks at me as if I ran away from a psychiatric ward, so there's something behind that stereotype.
Rob, isn't it actually part 3? I remember you did 2nd part some time ago. I remember Gracjan Roztocki on the thumbnail.
Yea I changed the name to part 3 :)
@@RobReacts1The name is changed when I type it into search bar, but for some reason, when I click on it, then there is still "pt2".
Oh dear… that is my homeland, no doubt😅
haha
Much better Clips ❤
5:00 - It's a "poem" :)
12:30 I think It's my home town about 15 years ago xd
11:10 It's Fiat 125p with an engine swap from some motorcycle, so it sounds like that. But they buy crap for 2.500 put another 2.500 in exhaust, body kit, and all, and think they have 5000 car. No... they have 1800 noise-poluting car with a bunch of stickers that can be tracked by rust debris they are leaving riding around.
Dziadek w autobusie 👍,smialem sie razem z nim😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In Poland is not offensive, when older man say young girl is pretty, is problem of rest of Europe who equal sexuality with everything.
Well, he was old, and probably drunk. It is certainly creepy and weird
@RobReacts1 We don't care how long he laughs. If he starts to get aggressive, it will be annoying, but he was in a good mood, so it's okay. This doesn't happen often, our public transport is usually calm, rarely does something like this happen, so people don't whine, but they try enjoy that something is finally happening. The lady standing next to him even smiles a few times
@orlenc8142 speak for yourself and not for the rest of us please. He was creepy, and those girls were probably unnerved by that behaviour.
@@DzidekEx Generational difference, you millennials, you want to be like Western Europe, not understanding what socialism is because you are too young to remember. And then snowflakes get offended because someone laughs on the bus or tells a different truth about how many genders there are. I can see your videos from 8 years ago, i know your age btw.
@@orlenc8142that's one way to self-report lmao
15:08 when he said "cykam " he ment to said , he feeling out clatter sounds ! Cykanie is somthing alike clattering sound bit. That cool ! !
It's not just drunk people. It's just fun. Especially in Construction. One time I can tell you they told us to take tiles off the walls on the floor. We took the the walls off in 6 hours. When the engineer came he just asked WTF?
We didn't touch structure sensitive ones. And to be honest it was actually quicker to just demolish the place :)
They put the separating walls and new tiles in 2 days. It took one day to take out the rubble. Honestly I think it would take longer otherwise.
Simply put it - Fun and profit.
Guy on the bus its a Polish Joker
this poem about ass is not written by this guy, it belongs to great polish poet and writer Aleksander Fredro
7:08 - yes he is happy, you didn't see his 'sparring' partner :D
6:18 i'm pretty sure he quotes a poem about an arse. Don't remember who wrote it but I'm sure someone would point that out.
6:18 In India they have Buddha in Poland we have our żule
In "Mushrooms" he was reciting Aleksander Fredro's poem "Oda do dupy".
I think you should watcb the video with psycho lady singing songs for kids in the bus
10.32 HAHA it looks loke my old Fiat- same colours - just my had Yamaha R1 engine - sound even better 🤣😀🙃🥰😍
2:20 you didn’t seen Joker movie, did you :P
Jak mogłeś nie zrozumieć filmiku
" poproszę skrzynkę wódki i dwie oranżady" 😅
11:48 prodigy - firestarter
Po prostu SUPER. Szkoda, że dowcip "Weź dwie" Manna i Materny został ucięty do samego finału, w początkowej fazie kłócą się oni w kolejce sklepowej czy "wziąć dwie". To popularny i stary jak świat polski dowcip.
dude, you destroyed the old laughing bus guy... and it's one of the funniest things in the polish internet... unacceptable
8:25 Rubber Drill for PCV...
15:33 - that two guys was from old comedy show KOC "Komiczny Odcinek Cykliczny", Sławomir Szczęśniak and Grzegorz Wasowski, I think it was out of context, I don't get what seem to be fun in that.
It's actually the "Za chwilę dalszy ciąg programu". It's joke, that originally was about Himilsbach and Maklakiewicz. The joke is that they take two sodas, not two vodka bottles
Unfortunately, you won't get the full wit of these situations, because it's mostly about how these people speak, what language they use. These are the ways of speaking that Poles find very amusing. It is often a mix of very colloquial with other types, sometimes a peculiarly "puffed up" attitude, or specific intonation, not always grammatical, etc., which adds a lot of extra humor to these situations. But it is not translatable into other languages, mentality, you have to be born and raised in Poland to feel it. I think the British have equivalents of something like that.
Super z Ciebie Anglik :) fajnie że tacy ludzie do nas przyjeżdżają i się osiedlają pokazują naszą kulturę za co dzieku Ci a nie ta chorda na granicy białoruskiej dziękuje za PiS już Ziobro się nimi zajmie
all these movies are over 20y old. good old days
7:13 my friend lives near this area xD
The crappy little car at 10:30 was a more ambitious project, the engine was swapped (from the original 2-cylinder to a much more powerful unit, probably from a big motorbike and then tuned some) to get a sleeper car out of the stereotypical slowest piece of junk on the road - the PF126.
The other PF126 got a swap of the full drivetrain, steering, suspension and wheels from a bigger FWD car. And because originally it is a rear engine car, so the front stayed unchanged. This is why there was steering on both axles and with two drivers it was possible to do some crabbing.
Here, a text with an appearance of being anti-Jewish emerged, but it must be understood on what basis it is grounded, because not on racial grounds.
For instance, Tuwim was POLISHJewish, and many outstanding Poles, including actors, enriched our history; Jews could also become nobles in Poland, where they were accepted, as in Western Europe, Jews were often blamed for calamities, including the Black Death (or simply if someone dreamt about a Jew, such was Europe). At times, Jews could enhance their lives or become prosperous through their cleverness and skills in reading and writing, creatively handling accounting or tricking a nobleman who borrowed money from them.
Regarding Polish-Jewish matters and the criticism by Poles, the blame lies more with modern-day Jews living in our Communist country. Jews associated with the Soviet penal system in Poland, which was part of the USSR, would sentence Poles to death (the brother of the famous editor of Gazeta Wyborcza, A. Michnik, is an example). Now, a film by Agnieszka Holland has appeared (she has nice photos with Bierut -
Bolesław Bierut is considered a key figure of the communist regime operating in Poland after World War II. His rule was characterized by repression, censorship, and the curtailment of civil liberties, including the persecution of political opposition and social activists.), which promotes Lukashenko's (Belarus) and Putin's vision of defending the border against migrants brought in by the Belarusian regime to track troop movements in Ukraine.
The Jewish issue in Poland doesn't solely have a beautiful and artistic dimension. There are many shades, such as patriotism or anti-Semitism. However, in Poland, this aspect never had a significant racial dimension; it was more economic during the Second Polish Republic. Jews would occasionally join the Red Army units due to their local ideals, and in Poland, they often held high positions and were somewhat oppressors of Poles. During the Communist era, the Communist authorities themselves got rid of the so-called "Jewish Communists," in a way, by also putting the spotlight on Jews. Similarly, Communist authorities in Poland were the only ones to carry out a hyacinth campaign against homosexuals.
It's somewhat amusing today that these same individuals in Poland claim we lack democracy because we don't listen to the EU - Donald Tusk, Merkel - and often walk around with LGBT flags, supporting ideas of freedom. Poles perceive these post-Soviet figures in the European Parliament as intellectual elites, but Soviet ones, who willingly changed mentors for money. Since the European Parliament now accommodates Communists like Altiero Spinelli while forgetting about Schuman, de Gaulle, and Churchill, this doesn't sit well with the Polish perspectiv.
In Poland, Gazeta Wyborcza (headed by the Polish-Jewish editor Michnik - Szechter) published content suggesting that Polish insurgents from the Warsaw Uprising were involved in killing Jews rather than fighting the Nazis in Warsaw. This is untrue; in reality, they even assisted each other. Polish insurgents did provide support to Jewish survivors, though often behind the scenes, aiding in tasks such as preparing ammunition and other tasks. Such strange narratives from their side constantly emerge, and this is why Poles frequently argue within the country.
When Poles talk about Jews in a negative or disdainful context, in the majority of cases, it's often related to Jewish associations with the Communist Party. Recently, a video was revealed showing A. Michnik, the editor-in-chief of Gazeta Wyborcza (a newspaper associated with the opposition that was apparently funded by the Communist Party), kissing Wojciech Jaruzelski, the individual responsible for the declaration of martial law on December 13 in Poland. Jaruzelski, a general, was the first President of the Republic of Poland. The Polish people never truly ousted the communists; they made deals with them and allowed them to amass wealth, often using state funds. This is why there are many companies in Poland today, like TVN television, that operate with roots tied to the Communist era.
As a result, politics in Poland is fierce because people often know who was involved. However, the intellectual elite in Poland is somewhat deceitful and has communist roots. Now you know why Poles vote for the right-wing, even for politicians like PiS (Law and Justice), in order to prevent mass emigration to the United Kingdom. The state sold many enterprises to Germans, who either divided them or took them along with the machinery.
Why do they send you movies from 15 -20 years ago? :D
Oglądam któryś już Twój film rozumiem zamysł kontentu i wszystko. Nie mam nic złego do Ciebie ale pewnych rzeczy w Polsce nie zrozumiesz. I nie zrozum mnie źle musiał byś się tu urodzić zeby pewne rzeczy poznać. Ogólnie mi się podoba i nagrywaj dalej takie filmiki. W sumie to mnie bawi jak nie rozumiesz o co czasami chodzi. A czasem perfekcyjnie wiesz o co chodzi.
That's the thing with these videos. There is a mix of stuff I understand and some I don't. But the stuff I don't creates engagement with my brilliant viewers!
By the way I love Monty Python's sketch with the village idiot :)
11:48 he’s on about truth
0:25 Every country has it's own Joker :P
About the ass, that was a kind of poem, lots of rhymes, thats why ppl loved it so
much
7:16 homemade mead
Oh my, those are from early 2000s... I was happy I forgot about them, weird and creepy 😐
10:25 it is one of crapiest cars in Poland but it was bot tuned. Somebody swap an engine to like 5 times more powerfull. It is not so called cheap tuning, somebody did a good work.
11:11 That is not it at all. Someone took a chassis of a fiat 126p that thad 27hp brand new and put a porche 911 engine, transmission and drivetrain in it.
2:52 ❤
Green fiat 126 p with 4 turn wheels is Polish pride, look at full vid.
Great