Rod Stewart & Jimmy Carr Dwarf joke Interview [ Subtitled ]

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  • @christiansleepvideos
    @christiansleepvideos Před 8 lety +86

    I'd like to see just an interview between Rod and Jimmy. They seem to play off one another surprisingly welll!

  • @evel-keneval8210
    @evel-keneval8210 Před 3 lety +19

    My parents were both circus dwarves, they were very poorly paid. Always struggled to put food on the table.

    • @paulsharp5976
      @paulsharp5976 Před 2 lety +4

      That's gone over a few heads..I got it.

    • @jellynozzle5040
      @jellynozzle5040 Před rokem

      @@paulsharp5976 YA MEAN THE TABLE WASOVER THEIR HEd?

    • @donaldgraham6414
      @donaldgraham6414 Před 11 měsíci +1

      My parents were dwarf zookeepers. They eventually perfected the trick of stealing food from the elephants.

  • @swbbreps8464
    @swbbreps8464 Před 2 lety +12

    when Rod lived in Bel Air, in the 80's, i worked for a carpenter that worked for Rod (when he was with Kelly Emberg; she was pregnant). One morning I got an early call sending me directly to Bel Air. A pipe had burst in the bathroom in the "train room" and flooded it. I spent a few hours that morning in that room clearing out the water and carpet and so on, and was pretty blown away with his hobby. You had to squat down at the door and go under the track, coming up in the middle of the whole shebang, this landscaped train thing he had built, it was wacky. He painted/constructed everything, all the trees, the little people... there was a full populated replica of Victoria Station in one corner, complete with the turntable that sends trains from various gates down whichever track. The whole room was an immersive experience. I was floored...

  • @jamesboldcomedy6914
    @jamesboldcomedy6914 Před 5 lety +41

    I remember Rod Stewart came into a pub I worked in at East Finchley many years ago. He left an envelope behind the bar when he was leaving and said get drinks all round with this when I'm gone. So he drove off in his big white limo. There was a teabag in the envelope. TRUE STORY

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 Před 4 lety

      Quite a joker himself we see😒

    • @queengodiva7776
      @queengodiva7776 Před rokem

      Can you explain

    • @jamesg6319
      @jamesg6319 Před rokem +2

      Tommy Cooper done the same to a cab driver put a tea bag in his pocket and said have a drink on me.
      PG tips!!!

    • @trevorcrook5753
      @trevorcrook5753 Před rokem

      I heard Rod being interviewed during covid . He was retarded

    • @CoherentChimp
      @CoherentChimp Před rokem

      He must have been feeling generous that day.

  • @BariumCobaltNitrog3n
    @BariumCobaltNitrog3n Před 8 lety +32

    Jimmy and Rod have such a nice chemistry.

  • @mr.rainbowlovescoffee
    @mr.rainbowlovescoffee Před 2 lety +20

    I could watch both of them all day.
    So wonderful to see the love for each other.
    It's like to brothers hanging out. Jimmy Carr and Rod Stewart are extremely awesome.
    Both of them seem so down on Earth that you can approach them and talk to them like it's so amazing.
    The way Rod Stewart love's his son is so precious.

  • @paulamccool6679
    @paulamccool6679 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I love that Sir Rod has such a wholesome hobby as his trains. The man could do anything in this world he wanted and he loves trains. I would love to see a documentary that showcased his hobby. I'd bet it's something to behold as (to me) he does not seem the type to do anything half-assed.

  • @Nagnullat
    @Nagnullat Před 4 lety +23

    Rod Stewart's music has never meshed with my tastes, but he seems darling and his major train hobby is very endearing.

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 Před 3 lety +4

      Listen to the Faces, and "Every Picture Tells a Story" (backng band was the Faces). He was great then. His solo career from Atlantic Crossing on is not worth listening to.

  • @mrbillhicks
    @mrbillhicks Před 8 lety +313

    3:52 I read somewhere that the BBC received 3 complaints for that joke, how ironic it would have been if they had received 7 !!!

    • @mrbillhicks
      @mrbillhicks Před 8 lety +86

      I heard that 6 out of seven dwarfs aren't happy

    • @MrMorganfarts
      @MrMorganfarts Před 8 lety +4

      +mrbillhicks **clapping**

    • @hitchiker4242
      @hitchiker4242 Před 8 lety +1

      +mrbillhicks that's not irony

    • @mrbillhicks
      @mrbillhicks Před 8 lety +4

      +hitchiker4242..... a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 Před 7 lety +3

      I was going to like your commenty but its on 77 likes! :o

  • @snugnodge
    @snugnodge Před 4 lety +10

    Bet Jimmy wrote that round off as business expenses 😂

  • @Sarando1
    @Sarando1 Před rokem +12

    One of the greatest concerts that I have ever been to. Rod Stewart.

    • @John-zt6yw
      @John-zt6yw Před rokem +1

      Yeah, I’ll bet it was. Great singer . I was in a restaurant the other day when Stay with Me came on . Best rock n roll song of all time, imo. The Faces were some band.

    • @jennmarie6
      @jennmarie6 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I just seen him the other night and he put on an amazing show. One of the best concerts I’ve been to. He definitely has stage presence and I laughed more than I have at any other concert. So happy to have seen him!

  • @sagarhirani4559
    @sagarhirani4559 Před 8 lety +455

    Suddenly there's a third guy on the sofa

    • @narvul
      @narvul Před 7 lety +26

      And gone.......

    • @sagarhirani4559
      @sagarhirani4559 Před 7 lety +8

      And no one cares

    • @narvul
      @narvul Před 7 lety +4

      Sagar Hirani Only we do.

    • @sagarhirani4559
      @sagarhirani4559 Před 7 lety +1

      Let's not let this get out. It'll be a secret.

    • @jameshill2450
      @jameshill2450 Před 7 lety +12

      Spare organs. At Rod's age he needs constant upgrades to keep his body working at all, so he needs to keep a donor within reach at all times. At this point I'm pretty sure the only original part is his face, the doctors just keep working full time to make sure that he can still stay up and singing.

  • @geowynleda4641
    @geowynleda4641 Před 4 lety +13

    Two very charming and likeable men.

  • @BenjiPrice502
    @BenjiPrice502 Před 7 lety +67

    "If you are a dwarf and are offended by that grow up" hahaha savage

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 Před 3 lety +7

      Billy conolly told a joke about his sister encountering a little person in a bus. She gave him the seat she was sitting on. The little person got offended and started to rant at her. She told him’ i hope when you go home Snow White beats the hell out of yr little bottom’ or something like that. It was hilarious the way he. Told it. After these yrs i can still remember that

  • @MrRdholmes
    @MrRdholmes Před 4 lety +20

    Saw Rod at Twickenham, in the rain, a few years back - bloody brilliant.

  • @BelieveNoGod
    @BelieveNoGod Před 8 lety +41

    2 guys that are so down to earth. Thx Rod, and jimmy. I loved this.

    • @moihawk666
      @moihawk666 Před rokem

      down to earth? LOL its like you didnt watch the video of them being beyond posh? (THIS ONE) with two hotels rooms one for your toys and jimmy has more surgery and his suite cost more than your car.... get off

    • @klondike69none85
      @klondike69none85 Před rokem

      @@moihawk666 someones jealouuus

    • @gallaghermusicvideos
      @gallaghermusicvideos Před rokem

      @@klondike69none85 Jealous of tax dodger?

    • @klondike69none85
      @klondike69none85 Před rokem +1

      @@gallaghermusicvideos cant really tax dodge when you get all your money from a welfare cheque

    • @gallaghermusicvideos
      @gallaghermusicvideos Před rokem

      ​@@klondike69none85 wow what a comeback

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 4 lety +19

    I always called Jimmy Carrs laugh “the Jimmy Carr alarm”. Because in all honesty, if your car started making that noise, you’d run to it in a flash.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Před 2 lety

      i saw a video where a cat was on a car and the alarm went off and the cat was just hopping on it, didn't try to get off, just hopped every time it beeped

  • @TheBountyhunter1959
    @TheBountyhunter1959 Před 5 lety +15

    Rod, i love your old rock songs! Jimmy i love your laugh and your pope jokes, you rock my friend!

  • @Tovek
    @Tovek Před 2 lety +9

    This was a treat to watch. What wonderful chemistry they have together.

  • @CoastConcepts
    @CoastConcepts Před 8 lety +156

    "have you got any kids"
    "oh, no, none"
    "plenty of time"
    Jimmy is thinking "nah no kids, got 3 drawers full of coat hangers though Rod"

  • @kc2823
    @kc2823 Před 4 lety +27

    When you pay 2% tax I guess you can afford to buy your entire audience a drink. haha, I love Jimmy.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 2 lety +2

      Ha ha HAA!

    • @mjcamp01
      @mjcamp01 Před 2 lety +1

      Tax deductible

    • @snakeinthegrak8969
      @snakeinthegrak8969 Před 2 lety

      Appreciate the gesture.

    • @45rpmSINGLES
      @45rpmSINGLES Před 2 lety +1

      @@mjcamp01 The cost of entertaining clients ( food/drink ) is not tax deductible .

    • @elainekerslake6865
      @elainekerslake6865 Před rokem

      Cameron called Jimmy out over tax avoidance. Press turned up at his gated apartment and Jimmy came out with a face like a smacked arse.

  • @andrewgriffiths9214
    @andrewgriffiths9214 Před 7 lety +7

    These two work together surprising well

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 4 lety +9

    These are Two gentlemen I would love to meet in person!

  • @mercedes3585
    @mercedes3585 Před 7 lety +13

    are Jimmy and Rod actually friends?? they seem so comfortable together! I love it!

  • @garymcatear822
    @garymcatear822 Před 7 lety +12

    Dwarf jokes are the height of rudeness, it is not their fault they drew the short straw, but at least they are big enough to take it.

  • @crofs9310
    @crofs9310 Před 8 lety +7

    From a Rangers fan.... Amen Rod for weariing the poppy. Hopefully you have enough influence to convince others to do the same.

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie Před 8 lety +206

    I thought ''grow up'' was funnier than the actual joke lool

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass Před 8 lety +6

      +FeelinErie The seal laugh followed after.

    • @ZakEverett
      @ZakEverett Před 8 lety +38

      +FeelinErie It's part of the joke

    • @bobfuqyumarley3082
      @bobfuqyumarley3082 Před 7 lety +3

      you are a fucking idiot

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 Před 6 lety +11

      Its funnier than the 'actual' joke because it was the joke!

    • @TheAce12570
      @TheAce12570 Před 4 lety +1

      It's basically a double joke, you can often take a joke, look at it from another angle and come up with another punchline for it.

  • @024leoj
    @024leoj Před 7 lety +8

    the ending inspired my joke...
    I wish I had more sock jokes. darn

  • @eddiethompson248
    @eddiethompson248 Před 8 lety +57

    I can just picture these two on Graham Norton.

  • @FatalFriction
    @FatalFriction Před 8 lety +11

    I under estimate for rod Stu, now I think he's really cool for telling about his train set and paints!

  • @8ballsidepocket205
    @8ballsidepocket205 Před 4 lety +8

    Rod "you got kids" Jimmy "NO" Rod "You got time if you can get a 20 year old for the next 20 yrs mate " :) lol

  • @niklfc9384
    @niklfc9384 Před 3 lety +9

    Rod should put his trainset on CZcams 🙏

  • @RossPatzelt
    @RossPatzelt Před 5 lety +10

    jimmy carr is so clever to censor himself when on shows like this

  • @soundhealer6043
    @soundhealer6043 Před 2 lety +2

    "It's a family show, this is family telly", that why you served up the drink? lol

  • @PetterBruland
    @PetterBruland Před 6 lety +15

    Yes! Respect for Rod Stewart! Doing Projects, using his brain being creative :-)

  • @chrissmith9286
    @chrissmith9286 Před 2 lety +4

    Grew up listening to rod. This is the first time I've ever heard his speaking voice. Its not what I expected. Cool dude though.

  • @noname1st139
    @noname1st139 Před 3 lety +4

    Lmao, love Rod,love Jimmy, Great interview lol

  • @jessiejames7492
    @jessiejames7492 Před 7 lety +7

    Rod Stewart is always so down to earth...nice to see such a big star being so down to earth..

  • @Ruisu101
    @Ruisu101 Před 7 lety +31

    I bet Jimmy was biting his tongue a lot.

  • @L3A1N8
    @L3A1N8 Před 8 lety +48

    8 and a half minutes of footage, with he title based on a two-word joke

  • @octopus680
    @octopus680 Před rokem +1

    I totally loved this interview

  • @liamdienemann8937
    @liamdienemann8937 Před 3 lety +5

    Legend has it he's still working on that sock joke to this day

  • @TreasureHuntingNana
    @TreasureHuntingNana Před 3 lety +1

    2 of my favourite celebs xx

  • @sandyjones4393
    @sandyjones4393 Před 2 lety +4

    I love Rod more seeing him as a family man.

  • @steveryal7446
    @steveryal7446 Před 3 lety +8

    Isn't Rod a genuine guy. I love his songs/music.

  • @JackDaniels267
    @JackDaniels267 Před 6 lety +1

    I fucking love Rod. And Jimmy. Different folk, but they care.

  • @nadjamuller5497
    @nadjamuller5497 Před 6 lety +6

    Good old Rodney! You wouldn't think he's one of the most successful and well-known international entertainers. Longterm! You just gotta love that lad!😃😗

  • @supersesqui
    @supersesqui Před 8 lety +6

    Funny enough Rod seems like a great guy to have a beer with in your local.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 Před 8 lety +31

    i'D ALWAYS THOUGHT jIMMY'S LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE CHOOKS NEXT DOOR.

    • @LSATSB
      @LSATSB Před 4 lety +2

      Specialized 29er you’ll have to explain that one to the people who are not familiar with kiwi slang...!!! 🤣😉

  • @colinshomepage1214
    @colinshomepage1214 Před 3 lety +3

    Matt was crapping himself in case he lost control of them both

  • @jamesgallagher1362
    @jamesgallagher1362 Před 3 lety +3

    I'd love to write a joke about a stripey sock. But I don't want to put my foot in it

  • @bigsuey
    @bigsuey Před 8 lety +42

    I love how they say its a family show! have you seen the state of families these days!

    • @joagj1978
      @joagj1978 Před 8 lety +3

      +euan cameron Well. They surely have to make a show, for the one or two families left, don't they.

    • @willkittwk
      @willkittwk Před 7 lety +2

      euan cameron well in America you can see many modern day families on the Jerry Springer and Murray Povitch shows. they're taking DNA tests to find out who the Dad is. I think you guys have Jeremy Kyle doing the same.

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 Před 8 lety +20

    Kudos to Rod for still rocking the same hairdo for the last 40+ years.

  • @evelynovercash1147
    @evelynovercash1147 Před 8 lety +36

    I love the way Jimmy laughs. It sounds like a car trying start and just can't quite make it.

  • @Cliff00936
    @Cliff00936 Před 7 lety +1

    Rod's socks matches the scenery in the background

  • @stevesaltered
    @stevesaltered Před 5 lety

    Perfect! God love em, too funny!

  • @xMsry7
    @xMsry7 Před 5 lety +7

    I can confirm that there's nothing else to do in Blackburn

    • @rosemarydudley9954
      @rosemarydudley9954 Před 4 lety

      Well what do you know? Go and visit my hero, Carl Fogarty........

  • @motokrack
    @motokrack Před 8 lety +298

    theres no need to belittle people

  • @The-Audi-driver
    @The-Audi-driver Před rokem +1

    The best joke I’ve heard, was some said humanity has moved forward. From what I’ve learnt, The only ones that want to keep it moving are wrongens

  • @kevinparker461
    @kevinparker461 Před 3 lety +2

    I get to hear Rods voice every time i swing the rusty 5 bar gate up the farm!

  • @matty101yttam
    @matty101yttam Před 8 lety +68

    Was an article the other day of a dwarf physic wanted by the police...title read : Small medium at large

    • @andrewthomson2628
      @andrewthomson2628 Před 7 lety +14

      Would have been funnier if the dwarf had been psychic.

    • @nicbarrax76
      @nicbarrax76 Před 7 lety +2

      Robin Bobb didn't see that one coming.

    • @otterspocket2826
      @otterspocket2826 Před 5 lety +1

      I had tickets for one of these stage mediums last weekend, but it was canceled due to foreseen circumstances.

    • @RobBanx100
      @RobBanx100 Před 5 lety

      @@andrewthomson2628--Too short sighted to be a medium :P

    • @andrewthomson2628
      @andrewthomson2628 Před 5 lety

      @@RobBanx100 Mocking the afflicted! Hilarious.

  • @dianedizayee2439
    @dianedizayee2439 Před 6 lety +1

    Dude, show some respect to Rod. He may be older than you, but he is very talented and attractive. When I heard him sing "/What a wonderful world"I wished that he had chosen a different genre of music than Rock. His rendition was a powerful and emotional tearjerker.

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 Před 4 lety

      You mean like his 70's porn star or used car salesman jacket....oh😒

  • @1DutchMaggie1
    @1DutchMaggie1 Před 8 lety

    Thanks Antonio. Great...............

  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy4486 Před 2 lety

    Wish there was a date on this , cos Rod looks great.

  • @AMK190768
    @AMK190768 Před 2 lety

    Pual Smith's socks - BRILLIANT!!!

  • @erikcarmel5260
    @erikcarmel5260 Před 6 lety

    ...and I was born in Portugal , a place where he's adored .

  • @jamesgibson1123
    @jamesgibson1123 Před rokem

    This is amazing! The two luckiest men alive and the guy from blue peter!

  • @andrewcomerford7052
    @andrewcomerford7052 Před 8 lety +8

    aint it about time this [show] is put to bed .

  • @Justiceforpets
    @Justiceforpets Před 3 lety +8

    Love Rod, going to his show in my home town & local mission winery next April. Living in Brisbane but go home to NZ whenever I can and hopping across the ditch is nothing these days (corona virus you loose) Don’t like to wish my life away tho I can hardly wait to see Rod again, and a good night out with my Aunties, am having matching sexy new shirts made with Rod’s face on them for us to wear 💛

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 Před 2 lety

      Brisbane. I lived there for 8 years, it was the longest 47 years of my fucking life.

  • @harrypainter7472
    @harrypainter7472 Před 5 lety +2

    No hold on, hold on, I don't take me train set.

  • @janicecarroll7590
    @janicecarroll7590 Před 7 lety

    love Rod Stewart.

  • @RyanUptonInnovator
    @RyanUptonInnovator Před 8 lety +1

    Great Guys!!!!

  • @rodrigezgozalo4780
    @rodrigezgozalo4780 Před 6 lety +3

    Perhaps Jimmy could do a cover of the Beatles "Taxman"with Rod.He could go on the fiddle(has been for years).

  • @erikcarmel5260
    @erikcarmel5260 Před 6 lety +1

    ROD is ROD....well not really , now he's...Sir ROD ! and well deserved and earned too .

  • @motherflange
    @motherflange Před 2 lety +1

    He should have told his gypsy joke 😆

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan Před rokem +2

    Savage Welsh joke 🐑😆

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro6537 Před 3 lety +2

    3:42 Alex laughs like Jimmy 😃

  • @jamiet2262
    @jamiet2262 Před rokem

    "I am Training, model Training,
    at home again, crossing fantasy
    steam engines with coal and water,
    hear me Choo Choo, puff puff merrily"

  • @arrow5599
    @arrow5599 Před 6 lety +10

    when rod asked jimmy to u have any kıds i really thought he was gonna reply not the way i do it.

  • @albee_fuqtifanno8595
    @albee_fuqtifanno8595 Před 7 lety

    Love Rod and his die hard Celtic fan attitude.. Still wearing his Celtic foundation band i see. Hail Hail Rod.

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse Před 6 měsíci

    I actually find the idea of Sir Rod up in his hotel room painting bits of his train set, quite endearing. Interesting to hear Jimmy talk about his laugh, l always assumed it was fake and part of his shtick.

  • @HotShotsPhotoJD
    @HotShotsPhotoJD Před 8 lety

    Rod is dashing. This set for show done right with all the colors and Rod chose a smart suit and coordinated it well with the maroon tie. The table is a bit futuristic, but does represent something original so be it....

  • @salarkhan8067
    @salarkhan8067 Před 7 lety +3

    I wanted to hear the sock joke!

  • @rhumharienbuenaclemente5925

    I Was Only Joking 😂😂😆😆😅😅

  • @allenfernandez8653
    @allenfernandez8653 Před 7 lety +4

    wait wtf that third guy popped up out of nowhere

  • @MrJohndl
    @MrJohndl Před 8 lety +2

    Dwarf shortage...classic.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica Před 6 lety

    Rod Stewart has trains, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard about a singer 😉

    • @TheGemDoctor
      @TheGemDoctor Před 5 lety

      Frank Sinatra had model trains valued at over 1 million$

  • @lonewretch
    @lonewretch Před 2 lety

    I simply adore ms Jones

  • @CrazyInsanelikeafox
    @CrazyInsanelikeafox Před 2 lety

    It's not a train set it's a scale model railroad.😂😂

  • @graemegunn8022
    @graemegunn8022 Před 7 lety

    has to bring it up

  • @vinzo0913
    @vinzo0913 Před rokem +1

    A good sock joke. Big feat.

  • @PhilipZeplinDK
    @PhilipZeplinDK Před 8 lety +46

    That was a low blow... beneath him... belittling...
    OK I'm out of puns.

  • @user-nt9nd7xm5f
    @user-nt9nd7xm5f Před 3 lety

    ‘Going out’ remind me what that is….in 2021

  • @rdwaldsaxe-coburg666
    @rdwaldsaxe-coburg666 Před 2 lety

    Red White & Blue, Roses Big Country - In A Big Country

  • @janetdunkley8654
    @janetdunkley8654 Před 6 lety

    I love Rod Stewart

    • @sirrodstewart2610
      @sirrodstewart2610 Před 5 lety

      Janet Dunkley I love you too Janet since when have you been a fan

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe Před rokem

    When he talks it’s like he’s in slow mo

  • @RachelDex
    @RachelDex Před 7 lety +21

    I wanna know the sock joke 😂

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge Před 6 lety

      Knowing Jimmy, it includes diarrhea & semen. . .

    • @nadjamuller5497
      @nadjamuller5497 Před 6 lety

      Rachel •Farmiga Fan• Create one and send it to the man😊

    • @thegreenknight2658
      @thegreenknight2658 Před 6 lety +12

      My wife keeps complaining that I wear socks when we have sex.
      I suppose a condom would be better.

    • @otterspocket2826
      @otterspocket2826 Před 5 lety

      Why did the semen cross the road?
      Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

    • @iancnnr
      @iancnnr Před 5 lety +1

      @@otterspocket2826 my brother said bro tosh of into your sock ..mum always said you boys are pigs ....

  • @alexmcintyre6353
    @alexmcintyre6353 Před 5 lety +1

    Still looks like a rock star.

  • @aswesail
    @aswesail Před 5 lety

    oh this is so so funny

  • @guyfihi
    @guyfihi Před 8 lety +11

    It occurs to me that Jimmy Carr is a very well spoken self confident person telling infantile jokes.

    • @robertburgess11
      @robertburgess11 Před 5 lety +1

      guyfihi yeah and he’s fucking loaded because of it

    • @sarahann530
      @sarahann530 Před 5 lety +1

      Tell us some intelligent jokes and we will see how funny you are !

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 Před 4 lety +1

      Never judge the man by his trade...