As a Christian, I really appreciate people from all corners of the world can give praise to Jesus. Even in Elden Ring. Now, I'd appreciate it more if he could maybe shown that same love & forgiveness to the other invaders. I didn't believe Jesus to be a ganker.
Playing on Xbox, had a guy invade my friend and I as Jesus. Not long after he invaded us, I kid you not, DarkLord invaded. Jesus set off to take him down on his own. They ended up killing each other, but I will never forget Jesus sacrificing himself to take down Satan. What a chad.
I was invading as Jesus on ps4, I invaded Satan, and another guy called Legion. Our battle was legendary, fought, I aided with lightning from God, and my holy abilities, them with there fire and pitchforks that were huge with bleed, I took them down, then prayed they would be able to have there souls be at peace. Games wacky fun!
And he made for himself a whip from rope and cast all of them out of The Temple, and the sheep, the lambs, and money exchangers, and he poured out their money and overturned their tables. -John 2:15
@@filipecordeiro7109 his reply wasn't that he didn't like it but misunderstood the joke. He thought, and I'm speculating, it was about Jesus being whipped is why he is proficient with them as opposed to him. Using a whip like the brother above explained.
If I will ever stumble across him I will hit him so hard, he will ascend into heaven! One-way express ticket! I will really nailed it 😉 I hate zombies....
But if I will ever stumble across him I will hit him so hard, he will ascend into heaven! One-way express ticket! I will really nailed it 😉 I hate zombies....
Darth Invader v2 has entered the chat. Confessor chest and hood, Dark Souls 3 face guide plus some red eyes and some tattoos. And whatever dark gloves and boots you have.
My father (who is very religious) asking me why am I playing elden ring all day Me: (shows video) Jesus is in elden ring father and he can shoot lightning strikes like zeus
that's kinda exactly what the Bible says the second coming of Jesus is going to be like. like he'll be this badass warrior that's gonna open a can of whop-ass on Satan
As a faithful believer, this is sooo well done, hilarious and deeply meaningful to me! I mean, seeing Him doing all that and how just other players bow is speechless. That's exactly the Jesus that is in my mind. Also, the gospel worship at the background is so at point, LOL.
As the one of the two people getting their head pat by jesus near the end, him invading my friend and i literally inspired his holy damage/incantation jesus playthrough
Jesus was stated as going through multiple realms to save lost souls after the crucifixion, during those three days he was dead, so he could technically go to the lands between
who did this, who did this... its marvelous! I love the creativity, i was so sad cause the freakin crystalian trio punished me hard, then saw this and it made my night
@@Alexander-gv1in Game Journalist that taste the Online experience for the first time and encounter a full gank at sl90 with two over leveleds and a summoner as first invasion, probably, or the same guy but after getting stomped while ganking by a experienced invader.
Jesus finally had enough of everyone cursing in his name, so he decided to descend from the heavens and rain the thunderous voice of god upon the world. Praise him, for he is almighty
D: (after Fia hugs Jesus in Rountable Hall) "It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying That a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind. Yes, I can understand that she amuses, But to let her HUG you, stroke your hair, that's hardly in your line."
This was beautiful, glad to see the gospel is being spread among the humble Tarnished of the Lands Between. If you ever do another video like this may I recommend “The Man Comes Around” by Johnny Cash for the music?
@@hater2764 oh I know the video’s a joke, I guess I should’ve been more clear on that. I just think the lyrics for “The Man Comes Around” would be especially hilarious in the context of Elden Ring pvp
@@hater2764 Nice troll dude, hope you find Jesus, because you clearly need him in your life considering the fact that you waste your life away on the internet being negative
The fact it starts with Jesus emerging from a cave is sacrosanct.
Canon confirmed, new quest, elden testament
@@hadriusreznor3247 the best one hahahaahaha
LORE Friendly...
Sooo.... Jesus was a man cave dweller?
Well.... modern christian incels also live in their man caves....
There you go, I upvoted from 666 to 667
The fact that people are willing to go out of there way to not harm jesus and prey is respectful, sweet and wholesome
@G Money word
As a Christian, I really appreciate people from all corners of the world can give praise to Jesus. Even in Elden Ring. Now, I'd appreciate it more if he could maybe shown that same love & forgiveness to the other invaders. I didn't believe Jesus to be a ganker.
I’m slicing😂😂😂
What do u mean? they didnt prey on jesus. They prayed to him!
I would certainly prey on him
God loved us so much that he sent his only begotten son to smite thee with fucking thunderbolts.
@G Money Oh lord 😭😭
@G Money the best coment everrrr
@G Money cross shaped great hammer when fromsoft?
Hold up a second, that ain't how the verse goes 😂
is there some crossed shape spear or halberd that can fit jesus character??
I summoned Jesus to fight Malenia a few weeks back and I hadn’t laughed that hard in so long. I hope this is that same player.
Did you win though?
Unfortunately no lol if I remember correctly he survived, but I got killed along with another player I summoned.
@@dms0392 should've let Jesus take the wheel
@@godiebeard OMG 😂😂😂😂
@@godiebeard 🤣
"Jesus has died"
Don't worry, he will come back✝✝✝
The thing is he's lagging, it takes him 3 days to respawn, lol.
He always comes back
Amen
el siempre vuelve tiene ese poder de respanw
@@Kain_Highwind_ bueno talves tarde XD
Jesus: *Enters the Lands Between*
Greater Will: *Starts sweating*
LOL
He’s like “so remember that verse about me being like, the alpha and omega? Yeah you’re the beta, move over kid”
Immediate "holy" war killing 100s of thousands 😆
*starts praying.
*black church music gets louder*
I was waiting for the inevitable “Bloody Finger Judas” to invade.
That’s just patches
hello senator
That would be Longinus
😂😂😂
Nano machines son
This game and it's community is so damn wholesome!!
Yes it is. People say it's toxic but they don't see this side
Only a small percentage of the community is really toxic
@@mac1bc there are assholes who block sites of grace with messages but still funny though
@@Louis-gr4cz lol yeah. I also noticed that and it's buggy. You have to rest a few steps away
what fucks up these communities is the gate keeping and the ''git gud'' thingy
Jesus is beyond humble, working with that framerate.
😂
i play on ps4, come again?
@@Manan.711 same, I don’t understand this comment
@@fabianfourspring7128 you both play at shit 30 frames per second
😂😂😂
Playing on Xbox, had a guy invade my friend and I as Jesus. Not long after he invaded us, I kid you not, DarkLord invaded. Jesus set off to take him down on his own. They ended up killing each other, but I will never forget Jesus sacrificing himself to take down Satan. What a chad.
@Warrior Of Mankind hopefully, it was worth the wait
Yeah, he really nailed it!
Not as much as romans, but still....
@@hater2764 Ha. I love puns
I was invading as Jesus on ps4, I invaded Satan, and another guy called Legion. Our battle was legendary, fought, I aided with lightning from God, and my holy abilities, them with there fire and pitchforks that were huge with bleed, I took them down, then prayed they would be able to have there souls be at peace. Games wacky fun!
@@jarrarwinks8470 lmfao
Jesus’s stats:
Vigor: 22
Mind: 34
Endurance: 30
Strength: 9
Dexterity: 15
Int: 21
Faith: 99+
Arcane: 8
Vigor at 33 would have been hilarious.
Accurate
GPU: Geforce 256 with 8MB of memory
Lmfao I get it😂
More arcane for the holy blood dmg
Greater Will: "I am the god of the lands between"
Jesus Christ: "Yeah, about that..."
Jesus Christ : I am gonna put some dirt in your eye
@@shobhitmishra9266 and gonna cry?
@@gtagamerz5353 Sinners : I think I will
😂😂😂
@@shobhitmishra9266 Bully Christ.
1:10 the guy removed his helmet to pay his respect to Jesus; that's wholesome
Indeed
As a Christian, this is the epitome of neuron activation
As a Christian, I agree with this statement
This, and Doom 2016.
*Loads shotgun with penitent intent*
As a Christian, I don't know if I should be offended or be happy
Exactly, as a fellow christian its surreal being able to play as da Lord Jesus in pvp
Hallelujah brother
Jesus canonically is proficient in the use of whips
Too soon
hahahahahaha
And he made for himself a whip from rope and cast all of them out of The Temple, and the sheep, the lambs, and money exchangers, and he poured out their money and overturned their tables.
-John 2:15
@@TB-TheGoldenAgeGamer mate its been 2000 years jesus is am acceptable target for any joke at this point xD
@@filipecordeiro7109 his reply wasn't that he didn't like it but misunderstood the joke. He thought, and I'm speculating, it was about Jesus being whipped is why he is proficient with them as opposed to him. Using a whip like the brother above explained.
I love how the first guy that hits him wasn’t ready for tarnished Jesus to just start throwing hands right back🤣
If I will ever stumble across him
I will hit him so hard, he will ascend
into heaven!
One-way express ticket!
I will really nailed it 😉
I hate zombies....
Jesus did say, turn the other cheek.....because you want to get some rotation in your hips to deliver more power to you hook when swinging.
They forget Jesus made a whip and drove the money-changers out of the temple.
@@Tommy9834 superb hahaha
@@Tommy9834 jesus is awfully efficient on folding some sinful ass doesnt he?
I loved how they go all on their knees.
PRAISE THE LORD !
DESU VULT!
Christians love to go on their knees 😉
But if I will ever stumble across him
I will hit him so hard, he will ascend
into heaven!
One-way express ticket!
I will really nailed it 😉
I hate zombies....
Dude at 1:24 had some… other plans
@@bolson42 stop...
I've seen it all. Sonic, Kratos, Thanos, Gigachad and NOW JESUS! This game is amazing and hilarious 😂
Darth Invader v2 has entered the chat.
Confessor chest and hood,
Dark Souls 3 face guide plus some red eyes and some tattoos.
And whatever dark gloves and boots you have.
Don’t forget Jetstream Sam, Virgil and Senator Armstrong lol.
Welp, you haven't seen my Geralt of Rivia. Welp, mi e is a cheap version of him called Gerald of River
Don't forget Megamind And Handsome Squidward too
Have you seen Will Smith though
Oh my god it’s Jesus J Christ
What is his middle name
@@somerguy3527 Jesus, but in mexican pronunciation
H Christ
It's definitely Harold with an H.
It's Jesus H Christ.. so close but so far.
My father (who is very religious) asking me why am I playing elden ring all day
Me: (shows video) Jesus is in elden ring father and he can shoot lightning strikes like zeus
DUDE SAME. Except my dad likes games
Zesus
Zeus copied Jesus
I play this game, because I finally can wi** the floor with Jesus ^^
@@hater2764 *dab
Jesus actually being OP is amazing
Just like real life, God is overpowered
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Guided by Grace" lol
The fact you made Jesus come out of a cave in the beginning was so perfect ❤️🤣
Considering John 2:13-17, what the build is missing is a whip, likely with quality or holy scaling.
Lolol a whip made from bundles of cords 😂 you can use the barbaric roar to line up with the zeal he had clearing the temple
Yeah book of John Jesus is still pretty broken Ngl
Bloodthornwhip
Or Revelations, where Jesus uses a sword, probably with holy scaling.
And the holy spirit eagle summon
If Jesus ever makes a second coming to Earth and sees what state we're in right now he'll probably start tossing lighting spears as well.
Yes..... 😨⚡⚡⚡⚡
that's kinda exactly what the Bible says the second coming of Jesus is going to be like.
like he'll be this badass warrior that's gonna open a can of whop-ass on Satan
Revelation is precisely what you’ve described. Only with less thunderbolts and more eldritch esoterica.
Guess I need to review Apocalypse of St. John.
brother, have you heard of mercy?
Ofnir the all knowing: “A tarnished cannot be elden lord”
Jesus walks in
Ofnir:”I just lost my title didn’t I”
Jesus Christ : U know everything I wanted you to know, But u don't know everything that I know.
😂😂
I'm not religious in the slightest, but 10/10 would kneel and pray for Elden Jesus
Fun fact: Patches was storing Jesus's clothes for his return in that cave haha
How do you get the robe
Never mess with this guy. He can call upon forces that even demons won't even dare confront.
They though he was dead for three days, nah, he harrowing hell and took the faithful home. Next he's coming for earth.
He may even force you into a herd of pig and drown you. :o
There’s something hilarious about people not harming jesus 😆
Well man you just CANT freaking attack Jesus cmon!🤣
@Marcus B yeah i sure DONT want to piss off his dad. Nope not a chance... 😰
@@merfyn4838 the ultimate "My dad works at Nintendo"
The ones you see in the video didn’t lol
It's so sweet actually
This just shows how great the elden ring community is. Like instead of killing him and being toxic they get in on the act and stuff
The intro is soo gooood AHAHA it's like the moment where he was resurrected.
Funny, but also honorable how players paid respect even during the game.
Now I can justify to my parishioners why I play Elden Ring.
people: "bruh, games makes people violent"
*elden ring players prey and adore jesus in game
Prey?? Holy shit
As a faithful believer, this is sooo well done, hilarious and deeply meaningful to me! I mean, seeing Him doing all that and how just other players bow is speechless. That's exactly the Jesus that is in my mind.
Also, the gospel worship at the background is so at point, LOL.
As an atheist I'm going to tell my family I finally found Jesus.
And then send them this.
Welcome home brother 😇
Eww
U should find the lord seriously
@@kaylenwashington7925 I could say you need to find Allah, Krishna, Wotan or Amaterasu, and our points would be equally moot.
@@kaylenwashington7925 Ramen
Hidden perks about this build: No christian tarnished will attack you.
thats actually pretty funny and wholesome at the same time
I am not Christian and even I won't attack Jesus :D
@@nitinnishant7783 glad to hear that ^^
The meaning of "God bless you" now has raise another level...
You know it’s game over when Jesus shows up.
As the one of the two people getting their head pat by jesus near the end, him invading my friend and i literally inspired his holy damage/incantation jesus playthrough
Damn now i know what it means when they say, "Jesus take the wheel" He is getting all the work
Jesus pulls out ghiza's wheel
Playing Elden Ring in a God fearing way
Cosplaying is so fun and quirky i love it. If i saw jesus in my game imma bow down
I’ve only ran into Jesus twice and it was epic!
"If I had a nickle for every time I've ran into Jesus, I would have two nickle, which isn't a lot but is weird it happened twice"
When even the new era Elden Lords kneel in front of Jesus
Now this is how you accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour
Bruh the music pushed this video over the top for me 🤣😇🤣
All i can hear is our God is an Awesome God while Jesus does the orange justice with johnny joestar
Lol
Watching this clip on Sunday is very wholesome.
Doesn’t even matter if I believe or not, I’m gonna pay respect to the role play 😂
Love it how everyone stops fighting, and pays respect to Jesus, The Son of God.
Wow I fought Jesus Christ in this game a few days ago and he did give me one of those “don’t use my name in vain” whoopings
Why are you fighting our lord and savior 😂
1:24 Jesus was receiving that good blessing 👀
Lol ikr
😂😂😂
Hahahaha i saw that shit!!! 😆 🤣 😂
Please make a part 2 of this, this is just pure gold XD
In the name of the Father, of the Son and the Holy Spirit... Amen!🙏🏻💥🙏🏻💥
I love how Je-Zeus throws lightning bolts
Jesus Elden Christ!!!
As non Christian, I feel blessed when I got invaded by Jesus in Lake of Liurnia even though I failed to use more proper gesture, I just applaused him.
Jesus was stated as going through multiple realms to save lost souls after the crucifixion, during those three days he was dead, so he could technically go to the lands between
The harrowing of hell.
Amen
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
I keep coming back to this video. Happy Easter!
"Prepare to receive some holy spirit."
who did this, who did this... its marvelous! I love the creativity, i was so sad cause the freakin crystalian trio punished me hard, then saw this and it made my night
"The souls games just have the most toxic community out there, am I right?" Spoken by someone who thinks Pinwheel is too hard
Lol
An epic combination of truth and roast.
You are a legend.
Ah, yes, Tryhards being Tryhards and Elite PvPers being Elite PvPers made that sentence a thing. Thank god I'm no longer on that side.
Who said that?
@@Alexander-gv1in Game Journalist that taste the Online experience for the first time and encounter a full gank at sl90 with two over leveleds and a summoner as first invasion, probably, or the same guy but after getting stomped while ganking by a experienced invader.
@@comentaristachileno8080 I see
Satan: OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
This has make my day!
I never expected this! But you cannot imagine how funny I found this video!
My favourite part of the Bible was when Jesus entered the temple and rolled into the tables.
Jesus cosplays are the new rivers of blood/moonveil players
Jesus finally had enough of everyone cursing in his name, so he decided to descend from the heavens and rain the thunderous voice of god upon the world. Praise him, for he is almighty
This made my day! Too good! Bravo.
"Jesus is attempting to invade your world"
I don't know if this makes me happy or Worried
"Do not be dismayed, for these things shall and must come to pass."
How dare they attack Jesus
They know not what they do.
the fact that summons are biblically accurate XD
After all these years... finnaly... a viable miracle build
1 zap from his hand, you're instantly becoming a Christian 😂
now i wanna see "Jesus" team up with "let me solo her" to fight all bosses at once
I think this is the funniest elden ring video ive seen in awhile. If not at least one of the funniest lol
This is the best content I've seen all day
That OHhh mY GawWd in the beginning fitting perfectly in key to the song is everything.
Um dos melhores vídeos de EldenRing, glória a Deus 🙏🙌🤣
Awesomeness video bro . praise Jesus
This is beyond epic, mate! GG
I love how most people are just "oh shit its Jesus" they don't even go for the attack
The son of God has risen to teach us how to git gewd.
Ah yes Jesus's well known lightning bolt spell. Who could forget.
D: (after Fia hugs Jesus in Rountable Hall) "It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying
That a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind.
Yes, I can understand that she amuses,
But to let her HUG you, stroke your hair, that's hardly in your line."
Ahh yes, JC Superstar
If anyone can redeem Fia and give her a second chance, it’s Jesus.
The guy dropping to his kneees kills me every time 😂 0:33
God loves you so much that he sent his only son to die on the cross for you to save you from the edge of eternity.
Eww
@@nanno2990 scarlet rot ahh boi get off ma shi😭😭
@@kaylenwashington7925 Just copied what you said. Following in your steps.
@@nanno2990 buddy go I care 😭😭
@@nanno2990 don't follow me
Bro this is great I love it
"Jesus has died"
The host 3 days later: 👀
One question: where’s the flaming breath? A good replacement for the sword he hides.
This was beautiful, glad to see the gospel is being spread among the humble Tarnished of the Lands Between. If you ever do another video like this may I recommend “The Man Comes Around” by Johnny Cash for the music?
Gospel is used here
for a comedic purpose!
It's basically a joke....
Just like gospel itself....
And christianity.....
@@hater2764 oh I know the video’s a joke, I guess I should’ve been more clear on that. I just think the lyrics for “The Man Comes Around” would be especially hilarious in the context of Elden Ring pvp
@@hater2764 Nice troll dude, hope you find Jesus, because you clearly need him in your life considering the fact that you waste your life away on the internet being negative
“The Lord is upon you!”
“How do you proceed?”
"Being invaded by Bloody Finger Jesus" is something I didnt expect to fear in this game
I'm glad I'm not the only one who cosplayed Jesus when this came out lol
You should do Jesus invasions (never thought I’d say that words together) and then give the host hugs with inescapable fury one shot lmao
Love the video!
My homeboy from Nazareth driving out the Pharisees like:
Jesus casting lightning bolts is biblically accurate