The New Worst Content Farm (Fabiosa)
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Thank god now I have a use for all these aluminum sinks I have lying around
goddess
🤣🤣🤣
Chad
I’m glad to know I can turn my grill into a grill! It was just lying around before!
Ikr? No way that can go wrong - using the "in-no-way-designed-to-hold-hot-coals-thing" as a grill!
Look forward to hearing from you again, Chad Chad. Preferably upload more content before you cook using that sink. No particular reason 😕
Sorry just had to say this as a former rat owner. Never feed them cheese. Like maybe a teeny tiny amount is okay, but cheese is actually really bad for a rats stomach, actually dairy in general should be avoided. Stick to hard treats, fruit, or veggies. Cheese isn't found in the wild and even domestic rats are not built to process cheese. Same with chocolate, and very sugary snacks. Don't feed that stuff to a rat please!
I’m just gonna coment to boost this up, dont mind me.
@@Flicker_thefo0x thanks! I loved my rats, and even though they only lived to be 3 at the oldest, I put my heart into each one. Another tip, never buy a single rat. Get two. Because rats are social and become extremely depressed when they don't get the attention they need, (which would be like 7 hours or more from a human) or the company of another rat.
They Can die of loneliness. They'll stop eating, have self destructive behavior, anything to get your attention.
They need a friend to be healthy.
@@shadow_shine3578 even more useful tips! Keep spreading the word.
@@Flicker_thefo0x rats can be trained to do dog tricks! Another tip, don't give them treats by pushing food through the cage bars, because if you try to pet them with your finger they'll assume it's food and bite.
Thank you! i was looking for a rat owner comment! Rats are some of the best pets, so sweet and loving
YOU FOOL! His name isn't actually RATATOUILLE, but RÉMY! And he doesn't cook ITALIAN food but FRENCH food! What an absolutely unforgivable mistake!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
*Ratatouille's monster
Ratatouille enthusiast.
I can't believe Jarvis would do something like that smh 😔
That’s what I was thinking😭😭😭 Ratatouille is a French dish you fool
@@RS-tc2ct this made me cry laughing god help me
Turning a grill into a grill has to be the most impressive thing you can do
Grill inception!
GRILL
Yeah, but have you ever turned a grill into a grill grill?
Have a grill that can't grill, turn your grill into a grill. it's not a problem anymore
Yo dawg. Heard you like grills, so I put a grill in your yard so you can grill while you grill.
I'll see myself out now...
Every fabioso character:I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
lmao
And at night during my heart attacks, my bones heal to restart the cycle by getting squishy
Then, five minutes later, they like:
“Hi! Can you by our chocolate bars? We need an operation!”
It's a shame the mother never got incarcerated. I mean they literally had *concrete* evidence.
Boooooooooo
Woooooooooo
aaaaaaaa
_sigh_
bad puns
FINALLY a use for all those brand new kitchen sinks I have lying around. So glad I’m a trained welder
The fact that the following sentence added to the beauty that is this comment🤣
I read this before watching the video, and it was wonderful... giving me a tiny glimpse of the joy soon to come. Thank you!
I know, I was so annoyed with having a whole room of sinks and not knowing what to do with my skill. This video really helped.
ok i almost fell for it, but you can't be a welder you've got lady brains, and probably 0 rats. nice try!
LMFAO
"On my wedding day, my mother-in-law gave me a concrete bath."
Now we don't have time to unpack *ALL THAT*
my dad and i gave my mom a concrete pond for mother's day once
@@possumguts same
I feel like my ex MIL wishes she could’ve done that to me
@@possumguts aww that's wholesome...
JOHN MULANEY
“I’ve never been married before”
Jarvis’s wife who is farming breast milk for him to take to work and drink: :(
I hope someone doesn't know the context to this because that would be great
Is he married?
i forgot the context and was so disturbed
@@kaldurskipper6821 Hi, that's me
now what's the context xD
I...
“This rat should be living its best life…. but no! They forced this poor guy to do misogyny” -Jarvis 2k22
I thought this actually said monogamy until he said it lmao, i was ready to go like "damn, jarvis with the polyamory"
I like how 2k22 isn’t actually any shorter than just writing 2022
@@Viscidsquare040 it's linked bcuz you have to switch to letters and back to numbers
"They force this poor guy to do misogyny"
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Don't stop commenting
Content farms are always Jarvis’ best content no matter how short or how horrible the content is. It’s always reliable so I’m glad we got another one to add to the mix!
I liked that smarthouse video a lot too
@@ur1c3hu33 I agree, however TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE! Brutalmoose’ is better
Dhar Mann Bingo will always be the best content🙏🏾
I’m also so happy to have one more in the mix!
and now he's off to concrete farms instead, much more lucrative
5:18 these are fish that eat dead skin actually, a red garra specifically. The problem with this "spa treatment" is how unhygienic & full of germs it is, how badly the fish are cared for and also the fact these are often replaced with cheaper fish that eat your actual, healthy skin! imagine showing up to your wedding covered in fish bites because your mom-in-law dunked your head in concrete
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Shut
Those fish actually don't naturally eat dead skin. But they will if they're starving. Which is why these spas starve these fish. They also spread foot fungus, not just germs.
Wasnt that in a victorious episode?
I love when videos have rats in them to show that something's creepy or gross but then they choose the fluffiest, cutest rat actor imaginable to portray the creepy gross rat haha
just look at that chunky lil guy! I love him
For real, I was a little jealous. I want to be terrorized by a cute little rat
I know!! I wanna cuddle him.
The same goes for snakes. They're trying to be scary, but they use pet snakes, including ball pythons, which are some of the most docile, adorable snakes in the world. And they have little puppy faces.
@@mushu_beardie2556 i'm a sucker for banana ball pythons, but i couldn't ever feed them other animals, so rats it is.
MIL entrapped me drunk in a cellar as she painstakingly builds a wall brick by bride sealing me inside forever the night before my wedding. Worst day ever
for the love of god mother-in-law-tresor
The cask of a-mom-tillado
@@jstarstudios7110 thank you for this contribution oh my god
thank god someone else made this joke
Did you atleast get some wine
Im so sick of how these channels are still perpetuating the whole “as a person being oppressed we need to work even harder to be liked and sacrifice more” like we need to be over this already.
You're actually very wrong Jarvis. This inspired me to delete all my social media.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ever considered deleting your channel because no one except someone too young to even use this site would actually fall for your strategy and you're wasting your time? no? ok nvm
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok I won't because I respect your wishes
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE what even are you trying to promote i just ended up seeing a family guy clip
@@ThemanthelegendKenny getting fake engagement by spam clicks, if 1 in 100 people click just like you did, they're still gonna have a truckload of clicks.
engagement eventually equals subscribers for some reason, so once it reaches a decent number in thousands, they'll put the account up for sale.
Then some teenager loaded with parent money will think its an awesome shortcut to buy a pre-loaded channel account to kickstart their roblox streaming career.
@@steel5101 oh damn, that’s kinda smart. Obviously annoying to everyone else but still smart
The most upsetting part about this type of content is that I saw my grandma watching one and reacting emotionally, thinking it was real. Because their generation instinctively perceives videos on the screen as fact.
Oh dang that’s sad. Good point.
Now my soul has escaped my body
I felt the “Lady Brains” thing. If you make one mistake you are fired. 😅
Being a woman in a more male environment if you mess up the guys assume you are inferior rather than i dont know being human. Gotta love casual sexism (also very uncasual sexism) (Like very obvious and outward sexism)
I see this in MMOs too. Not the sexism part, but the "you can't make a mistake, or that means you suck and you're kicked from the squad". Like... Nah, can't be a human that makes mistakes. Nope!
You missed the point. Nobody denies that sexism in the workplace happens, we’re mocking the video for portraying it in such a comically hokey and amateurish way and promoting a solution that actually reinforces sexism. These videos don’t tackle tough topics, they just make a mockery of them and appeal to simpleminded idiots.
As a married woman I can confirm the my 60 year old mother-in-law did in fact drown me in the historic mill where we held our reception
rip
rip, hope you're doing better now
It's really funny that they depict misogyny as active bullying, because my experience in welding was that they were extremely self-conscious about *not* making me feel uncomfortable. But ultimately I left because I didn't want to be constantly surrounded by people who, a millimeter under the surface, do not give a single fuck about human life or safety.
Yeah, I think the portrayal of racism/sexism/your pick of -isms and -phobias as overt bullying-type behavior is really harmful. It just spreads a message that as long as you're not being blatantly discriminatory, you're doing the right thing, and masks the biases and stereotypes that actually do most of the harm.
I used to live with a hoarder. I can’t imagine how many diy projects I must’ve missed out on making. Although me being in the back of the house frantically making grills doesn’t seem like a good solution…
I am very angry they’re holding that poor rat like that, he’s very obviously a pet rat and hopefully they were just holding him like that for a second :(
almost cried, i love my rats and now i wanna save him :( i hope he’s doing okay :(
@@kenz5432somebody held a rat wrong I'm in actual tears guys I'm devastated
The inconsistencies in the bride story were just perfect. It was all matt he used magic obviously.
You mean MATTgic??
@@rgs8970 such MATTness!!
"go have a baby" sounds like something someone would say to me in an attempt to be transphobic but ultimately just confuse me as to their intentions
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE you're pitiful you know that?
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE omg, thanks for the warning, I was just about to read it.
@@hauntedsunsets it's a bot comment, just report it lol
@@tehribbons1192 throwing a bunch of lemons in the air and shouting abracadabra will be more effective than reporting a comment on youtube
@@steel5101 sooo about the same effect as talking to it? lol
I have seen them disappear when comments get mass reported though, so i've always thought it would auto delete the comment if it got reported enough🤷♂️ Could be mega wrong though, idrc
As a french person, I find Jarvis saying Rémi from Ratatouille is cooking Italian food offensive.
But I know his child has appendicitis and is missing a limb so I have sympathy for him and will forgive him !
Don't forget his breast milk addiction! It's hard out here LOL
I’m sorry about your disability
@@polterkitty3639 Don't be, my insurance covers it well and I've grown accustomed to it !
Oh God, I hope Fabiosa doesn’t come out with a Jarvis Breast Milk revenge story.
Holy shit, now I really REALLY hope they do!
if you bully someone at your workplace with a small rodent…….. that’s harratsment.
Solid video btw, you’re still in fine comedic form even if it’s been a minute! Hope you’ve been getting some rest and restoration in the meantime. :)
If the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie…. That’s amore
@@randayno934 but when you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee? That’s a moray.
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees, sycamore
@@RisingSunfish i very specifically hear this in Jarvis' unimpressed voice, thank you 🧠
@@RisingSunfish and the place you will lie, after Grill DIY? That's a morgue, eh ?
I love your videos Jarvis, they really bring me back to that time in 2012 when I didn’t smother my wife with a pillow and scatter parts of her body through the Mississippi River
😕
😼
thank you kanye very cool
🤨📸
classic
I love how life hacks take so much more time and effort than it would take to buy them at a convenience store run by rabid rats in a trench coat.
Bless self check out, eh?
To be fair I think they are intended to take more time & effort but be cheaper. However when you need whole sink, to make a sink, it fails in all areas.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE OK
Jarvis we know who you really are. Stop pretending. You’re Baseball Louie.
Oh my god.... Its all coming together now
THE CYCU (commentary youtube cinematic universe)
Oh my god plot twist, Danny will be shocked
“lady brains” sounds like the name of a bad anime villain
“concrete bath” is one of the best murder plot points in jane the virgin, but that show is literally a tribute to telenovelas, a genre based on *overly dramatic* and *unrealistic* plots. (btw it’s really good show, i recommend it.)
I love those incredibly specific DIYs because there HAS to be one person out there who was really in the mood for grilling and had power tools and a spare sink lying around, but no grill
"these professional mechanics eat pizza twice and fix 0 cars"
Sounds pretty realistic actually
Watching Jarvis while I draw is fun because occasionally I’ll reopen the tab and see a woman curling her hair with watermelon
2:14 Do it *thyself*.
Not thouself
I'm so sorry lol
PREPARE THYSELF
I love how the first story was like super confusing but kind of comprehensible and when Jarvis went to show the longer version, I actually understood less than I did before. What in the world was happening
Gang gang we here
Yup
Real
Here
indeed
Me as well
Petition to make it mandatory for all content farms to say Do It Thouself instead of DIY
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok
This petition is Roulxs Kaard approved
As someone who has been to 5628 weddings and only divorced 15 times, I can confirm we dunk our heads in fish tanks.
Glad that I got my industrial grade welding kit, now I can put a use to all of those spare appliances I have!
"They forced this poor guy to do misogyny!!!" Dead.
I like to believe there is one discord channel that has Jarvis, Chad Chad, Drew, Gabby Bell, Eddie, Danny and Kurtis in it where they say hilarious shit to one another.
"Cellar door" is the most perfect English two word phrase and, "On my wedding day, my mother-in-law gave me a concrete bath," is the most perfect English sentence.
"wait til you see what I turned the grill into..."
I laughed way TOO HARD AT THIS JARVIS
❤️
I hate it when my in-laws try to drown me in concrete! I'm so glad to finally get some representation in this amazing video.
Such a good boy! That rat is so chill, letting them hold him like that. He’s just hanging out, like, ‘oh I’m here now, okay’. How dare they use him for sexism, he would never! I hope they take good care of that sweet boy
They made him do a misogyny!!
Watermelon hair clips are only for summer weddings. In fall you're obligated to smash a pumpkin over your head.
Oh man so glad this video was posted I’m having a rough time dealing with ableism and needed some nonsensical content and witty commentary to feel better
😐
im so sorry you’re going through that, i really hope things get better for you !
hey hope you feel better soon
Get better soon! :)
@@kendricirving why’d you use that emoji-
This video aside, I love that Jarvis is an influencer who understands that he bears some responsibility for the behavior of his audience. He's helped facilitate one of the least toxic comment sections on the platform.
My sister got married a few weeks ago and as her maid of honor I can confirm we had to do at least 80% of those activities in preparation for her special day
How was the wedding? Did you get her out of the concrete in time?
Unreasonably excited for the Jarvis Johnson notif
Tiktok is terrifying on occasion
Tiktok is terrifying a little too often
7:40 this bit about Ratatouille is great and all, but doesn’t the movie take place in France, not Italy?
NGL the fact that they called a rat a mouse in these videos is what set me off the most. Out of everything else we experienced today.
SAME dude it ticked me off an unreasonable amount
The fact that the car story didn’t name the woman despite it being about her is very telling. Or the bride story apparently.
I really hate the text to speech for these. They really make it feel robotic, not to mention the content itself not being much less robotic either.
3:23 - the (woman) mechanic’s name is Kim. It doesn’t come up until pretty late in the story, but that makes sense, since it’s written in the first person.
the idea that "oh it's just a joke" for men to women in the workplace is so stupid. you can joke around and not be super misogynistic. I work in a place with a lot of other men (although I'd say that the gender scale is pretty equal) and they play jokes on me that are actually funny and harmless. scaring me while I'm cleaning the auditorium alone is funny. telling me I need to smile more and asking if I'm on my period isn't. which is the reason why I like the men in my work place, they don't do the stupid misogynistic shit. we all just play harmless pranks.
this started out so intense and i’m here for it
4:16 Bro why is this impression so good-
like fr i must have rewatched this part atleast 6 times
That rat is definitely the pet of someone on set, you don't just find a chunky blazed dumbo rat like that in a feeder bin, so he probably thinks he's just playing a game with his friends tbh, the under-armpit grab us also a rat owner staple to that guy with the hat is probably the owner, the petting and rat behavior on his arm confirms
Rats just having a good time.
I feel like the rat is being abused.
Only Jarvis could make me laugh at a joke so stupid as turning a grill into a grill
That diy bbq was more expensive to make than to buy a cheap one lol
jarvis, i do not have a spare sink! ive used it for my other diy projects😞
No dit. Do it thouself
PLOT TWIST: 'Matt the Stylist' was secretly the one who encased the bride in concrete; it was actually the first makeover hack.
losing my mind that jarvis doesn't know that DIT means do it together
I too arrived at “do it tourself” before thinking of anything that made sense
It does?? I love the idea that the kids watching this all start welding together.
Ugh, no. It obviously means ‘Do It Thouself” 🙄 Get thee to a nunnery or smthn smh
I like their "I just wanna grill for God's sake" outlook on life
12:15 or maybe both are buds now... maybe even best buds.
12:25 i nearly choked on a soother giggling at this sound effect, ty jarvis
your hair looks so good Jarvy, the curls are popping!
8:40 DANG! I knew sexism sucked but i didn't know it was that bad! IS THAT RICE KRISPIES WITH LETTUCE IN THE MIDDLE? DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!
2:53 not the banana in the cactussy
I despise you
I like the way she used those fish for her face…despite the fact that Garra rufa fish are banned in many places (including parts of the US) due to the fact that the basin cannot be sanitised from person to person, the fish may actually be mistaken for another type that can bite, and your toenails can blacken and fall off due to the pressure from the fish. Also there has been one case at least of the skin the fish suck off becoming harder than it was before, so I would never even try that shit on my face.
Also they are severely starved so that they look to the human for sustenance, so that’s fun.
I'm emotionally devastated: 3:00
That poor cactus ;-;
Thanks for the shout-out Jarvis, I try my best as a hairdresser for people encased in concrete
Jarvis always with the most fresh shirts known to mankind
I just love how that rat is supposed to be disgusting and freaky but they got the silliest little guy. Love the little Fabiosa rat, wish it had better work than this
As a regular tiktok user.. certain parts of tiktok still trigger a very strong reaction of fear and discomfort- 😟
All hail king Jarvis for coming back from the dead
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE of course the common rickroll or maybe kriss
Oh family guy
Jarvy back with content, we missed you
Tell my why Jarvis’ “gangster voice” just sounded like Pete Davidson.
Because Jarvis is just secretly Pete Davidson
Oh good god you're right
These content farm videos are always funny until you have the realization that the reason they all have silly plots, overblown stakes and 1 dimensional morals is because they're clickbait aimed at children. Cool job, social media. Living in the future is garbage.
Every time the Vsauce music pops in I legitimately get spooked.
7:43 hes holding that rat like it owes him money
Be alert, that mechanic might turn his hat into a grill.
I'd like to imagine that Matt The stylist guy is a wizard and is making the mother in laws in town do crazy shit so he can get more bussiness with the brides
Man, the slap at 4:53 really got me
It's 5 am where i live right now and I'm cackling like a madman, repeating these slaps
Shoutout to the fly that shows up at 7:40. Love that guy 🥰
i thought that was in real life and almost smacked my laptop
I'm grateful for you finding this hilariously idiotic content on the internet so I don't have to!❤
I see Jarvis has a curly afro know, I like it.
thank goodness i have a use for all the kitchen appliances i have laying around. the sink has been there for years and i had no idea what to use it for until now. and don’t even get me started on all the washing machines!
I’m liking this new editing style Jarvis is experimenting with
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE will do my man
Obviously Bud is the name of the rat, so the passing of the name tag is just transferring the honor of who Bud gets to control
"I can't believe it's not butter" but it's the worst content factory farming project since the last one.
5:10
When you said that, I thought they were gonna turn her into a grill.
Weirdly we actually do have an extra sink lying around.
i think one of my pet peeves is the fact that youtube will leave the ad running after it’s ended to give you more time to fall for the scam
I love doth-it-thyself projects.
I love your long hair! Your commentary is also awesome! The only thing I could think of when they ask "How do you deal with those who define your abilities by gender?" is "find a lawyer who works on a contingency basis and sue their pants off."
Fun Fact: The rats name was Jarvis 🐀