America's Most Smartest Model Is A Terrible Show
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“it’s not a reality show without some human rights violations”
too real too real too real
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Him saying he has a “rare dog” just sounds like he has a shiny Pokémon
I mean to be fair I'll respect anyone who can manage to get a shiny Growlithe in real life
R/rarepuppers exists
I have a shiny Eevee
Dogs are basically Pokémon
Yes
I love how they body shame Jessie for being 170 lbs at 6' 1" when that's literally almost perfectly ideal body weight for that height.
I'm the same height and about 150 pounds but I'm considered slightly underweight so yeah them shaming him was ridiculous
people like that are just never satisfied with anything
there's not really such a thing as an "ideal body weight", but 170 at 6'1" is far from overweight
@astronomical926 they are probably going by the BMI chart but I agree with you
In Sweden you choose what you want to learn when you go to highschool (you still have regular classes but you have a major in something else). I chose makeup and hairstyling since I wanted to be a makeup artist. A lot of people in my class dropped out very quickly since they thought choosing makeup would mean easy classes, then they realized we had to learn about ingredients in products and different acids and the layers of the skin, and it wasn't so easy anymore. Just because someone likes beauty or fashion doesn't mean they aren't smart and just as hardworking.
that's a really cool system! good luck in your classes!
My parents forced me into cosmetology in high school, since they refused to let me go to college, and I barely passed. Not only could I have not cared less, but it was difficult. (I guess having zero interest in something makes it more difficult.) But it’s still amazing how much stuff your average hair stylist/barber knows.
@@BlackSheepNara So sorry about that. It's basically impossible for people with no intrest for it to succeed. I only got through because I have a passion for cosmetics. I hope you're doing something you love now
my nibling is currently in a cos program, and they're so excited to be able to jump right into their career after high school. it's an intense program, and it's the equivalent of "I took this art class for an easy a".
Jag är nu sjuksköterska, men jag var frisör i tolv år. Hårskolan var lika svår som sjuksköterskeskolan!
my favorite part: “there’s also this clip where it looks like andre puts a piece of shrimp in his pocket and i like that” *little smile* LMFAO
Did you know pockets were originally invented for holding shrimp?
@@cassuttustshirt4949 LMFAO
Dude wtf the timing of opening up comments and reading these word right as Jarvis spoke them..... its incredibly difficult to explain how amazing and "fulfilling?" this was....it was really amazing.
sounds like a little kid lol
my favorite part: learning that Jarvis is actually 13 feet tall
Hosts: Jesse, you look a little too overweight :/
*(Camera cuts to a man who looks like he was sculpted by the gods)*
I remember watching that episode! I found Jesse especially cute with his gorgeous curls! I was like "Dafuq is wrong with you!" I felt so bad for him.
For someone over six foot to weigh less than 200 pounds is at least decent. Imagine calling someone like that overweight.
@@icecranberry2148 and then he started talking
Jesse is ripped, he's fine he's healthy
dude is literally on the lower side of the range that a 6’1” man should weigh too like???
Love how they call Ben Stein “super smart” but he confidently is wrong about umbrella trees and used vestigial wrong as the contestants would be there still but turned into props. The appendix, thumbs on a cat, stuff like that is vestigial. It’s still there but useless
He also denies evolution
@@iexist1300 HUH!? How are you gonna call someone vestigial but then deny evolution? What in the cognitive dissonance
*Ben Stein is vestigial.*
@@Griselda_Puppy Ayo you kinda spittin
his use of the word vestigial just confused me on a whole new level! like, they're eliminated, gone from the show, but they're still a small part of it? whaT??
It’s a shame that Mandy Lynn’s career never took off, she seems like such a nice woman.
They could just call this game "People who can only speak one language insulting people who speak multiple languages and calling them dumb". Which happens ALL the time in real life too.
I used to be impressed with people who speak multiple languages until I went from developing software in English to developing in multiple languages. Once the translations where done (by a professional industry translator because it's medical jargon) and I realized how similar the languages were, I was no longer so impressed. I speak English but I've dev'd in 8 languages.
@@jackiemorrell2298 It depends on the language. Knowing Mandarin, English, and Arabic is more impressive than knowing Spanish, Portuguese, and Italian.
@@actuallyasim I dev'd in Spanish, Italian, French, German, Portuguese, Turkish and my fave, Japanese. I know I'm forgetting a language because there were 8 total languages but it was definitely interesting.
@@omninulla9472 I agree, Japanese was a very difficult language and I actually got comfortable enough with it that I caught a couple of errors on the translators part. Twice I found 2 different words translated the same.
I know that this doesn't have to do with anything, but i feel like i need to share this lol... my family and i are from eastern europe but we have lived now 19 years in italy. between my native language and italian i also speak a lot of english too... and let me tell you! even to this DAY, in 2021! i get made fun of by some italians when i get a few things wrong while talking... with the excuse being "well, you have been here for 19 years :/"... drives me crazy! lol Speaking 3 different languages EVERY DAY and having to switch between them based on who you're talking to is bound to make you mess up every now and then! 🤦♀️
i feel so bad for mandy lin. although she's stereotypically 'plastic', she seems like one of the nicer contestants. there's no reason she should be ashamed of posing nude when she probably made more from playboy than some of the contestants could dream of lmao
While I don’t think that type of career is healthy for oneself and is a reflection on society’s want to highly sexualize women, they have no reason to be shaming her like that. At least she wasn’t being an asshole like the rest of them. She is a person no less than they are.
@@kingmankingboy8743 begone
@@kingmankingboy8743 how tf random link got so many views
becous money is the best mesurement off succses?
@@wulmer8257 no, they’re saying she seems kind and did well for herself so they should back off of her.
18:40 "Mmm yeah, baby, runway walks" *sits down* "I've- I've never had sex". This is way funnier than it has any right to be.
I love how wholesome jarvis' sense of humor is. like "it looks like he put shrimp in his pocket and I like that" and the one frame of him holding that comically large degree make me so happy
Them calling the the 6’1 170lbs in-shape build guy overweight was so comical and awful considering he was in better shape than all of the judges.
Also seems a little suss they go so hard after one of the few black people on the show??
@@carnuatus nah this wasn’t one of those although black people do tend to be called overweight more
@@CEOofAutism ehhh I'm not quite sure about that
isn't the whole stereotype of americans (particularly southern white ones) that they are severely overweight?
@@carnuatus A lot of this video was just about how everyone on the show is super mean to each other. There’s not really anything to suggest racism
If anything he’s underweight lmaooo
“List different types of trees”
Me, a gamer: *oak, birch, jungle, acacia, spruce, and dark oak.*
Palm tree
me thinking about the pokémon professors
*nice*
Please don't call yourself a gamer unironically
Gotta give you love for that one
I’m sure if they did “every day people vs models” there would be…a realistic gradient of intelligence in different areas! *shocked* But the difference would be that some people are models. So they’d never do that because otherwise how can they lord it over the “dumb” models. So they’d pick your every day regular intelligence people like PhDs (like Jarvis!). Someone should have told them that general knowledge on a variety of subjects does not mean someone is smarter than someone with specialised knowledge in one area.
Yeah, intelligence overall is hard to define since people can have strengths in different subjects. Like I'm a dumbass at formulas and mathematics in somewhat more complex terms, and I'm dumb as rocks at American history. Why? Cause it doesn't interest me. But I still knew quantum mechanics in middle school cause I was a science nerd and I liked it. In science terms, I'm at least somewhat intelligent (I don't think I'm all that smart, I just like science, I'm mediocre at best lol) and I can teach myself languages and instruments, which is my expertise, of which is still growing.
I love learning, and I learn a lot from people who are labeled "dumb", because everyone has talents and places of expertise, lol, it's so silly to act like that. Like, I bet you anything the gross older guy in the show knows jack shit about women's reproductive rights or famous feminist activists. Pointing out someone's lack of knowledge in one specific area that you've figured out or whatever is super stupid.
Seriously. I could give an in depth explanation of how Latin grammar rules shaped a lot of English grammar rules, or how Christian holidays stole their traditions from pagan holidays, but if you ask me about algebra I will cry.
I gotta say, I appreciate that Jarvis doesn't let anyone's cruel nonsense slide, but also complicates the conversation by talking explicitly about the manipulative editing and production tactics. Reality shows are so unkind to their contestants anyway, but man, this show really feels like it makes that the point.
And speaking of editing, goddamn is the comedic timing in this video immaculate *chef's kiss*
No brain shame here, but when that guy said ‘metal’ for elements on the periodic table… He was so confident.
It's something I'd absolutely say if I was nervous lol
@@sonneann lol same
Or how the other guy said gas and gases for things that are in the air but clouds were not named. Loved that!
i literally can’t name one element but when i heard that i thought the same thing lol
It's so weird how he got aluminum and then said metal as though that's not metal.
Ben Stein is gross on this show, but he's also a despicable person in real life. Unbelievably racist and anti-semitic comments, a history of being weird and inappropriate with women, opposed to individual liberties. Intelligence without compassion is just cruelty and Ben Stein is even more cruel than his comments here would have you believe.
He's also very much anti-science which is funny considering he's the "smart host".
And he was a speech writer for Nixon.
The guy has some really crazy conspiracy theories about how evolution and science caused the Holocaust and science makes people kill other people. The movie he made “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed” is one of the worst thing I ever watched. It was for a class in college about why it’s dangerous to promote these kinds of crazy conspiracies.
Plus he made rude comments over the death of Michael Brown and is against abortion rights for women. So ya not winning any “Person of the Year” awards anytime soon
@@zerofox641 Yikes! I used to watch that game show "Win Ben Stein's Money" many years ago ( kind of a wanna-be Jeopardy) but I never knew all that icky stuff. He did a good job masking his loathsomeness back then I guess.
Ben Stein is a shitbag, but he’s also Jewish, what kind of anti-Semitic stuff did he say?
omg, what he said about knowing his IQ, a lot of people with learning disabilities DO have their IQ tested. it takes all day with a specialist, it's not a quick little test.
they actually did make friends after the first show... the Russian guy was actually my favorite character, idk, maybe my 10 year old little brain thought i could "fix" him, lol
Yep the first time I got my IQ result was when my parents thought I might have dyslexia (they were right, I do) so the specialist screened for a whole host of potential disabilities. Then when I was having memory issues I saw a psychologist who referred me to testings which took 6 hours & one of the results was an estimated IQ score.
They also need to assess the strengths, as well as weaknesses. "Spikey profiles" are part of many disabilities like dyslexia, dyscalculia, ADHD, autism etc.
That dude did jail time after the show. XD He wasn't faking being a bad person lol.
I pitch an inverse of this show “America’s Most Modelest Smart” where the nations leading academics compete in modeling challenges
3 things I’ve learned about Jarvis today:
1. He’s 6’1
2. He’s ADHD
3. He’s know nearly nothing about catwalking
@@christopherbenoit5585 what?
Adderall which is the most widely prescribed ADHD medication (as far as I know) is vaguely similar to methamphetamines
@@christopherbenoit5585 This was a good comment, sir.
@@keepyourshoesathedoor thanks babyy.
@@RedK5 what part don’t you understand
Teacher here! Trivia will NEVER be a legitimate way of assessing someone's intelligence! The ability to recall random, often arbitrary facts is certainly a talent but is NOT the end all be all. I know it can seem like that, given how schools prioritize tests, but I promise that your ability to do well on tests is not the only representation of intelligence.
thank you! both for this sentiment and all the work you’re doing! i hope you’re doing well and you can enjoy your week :) i can only imagine the challenges and positives that come from teaching but as a student now in college, i’m so grateful
you seem like not only a cool teacher but also cool person, i’m wishing you well in all you do !
As a teacher I support this teacher comment !
They should have reasoning tests or some such.
If only my town worked like that lol
Yeah..but I always feel like I'm not smart enough, because even though I get good grades at school, everyone just tells me that it doesn't matter, do you have any tips about that?
This is a great representation of being degraded and how it effects your day to day skills. Those people are so smart. To name islands, to spell on the spot, and to have degrees w a whole career in motion is beyond. I feel bad for how they were represented.
At 5:23 I literally laughed out loud when Jarvis said “Also I found his only- only fans, oh dear god”
I feel like Jarvis actually did find his only fans. He just doesn’t want to share
So selfish 🥺
How dare he 😳
He should learn that sharing is caring. Shaking my smh. 🙄
P.S. If you haven't already, check out "Medusa with the head of Perseus"
@@girlinred373 y shoud i
@@Lefurmage104 It was actually for the original commenter, because of their username. Guess I should have been more specific.
Jarvis walking while humping the air has to be the funniest thing I've seen in VERY long time
Probably shouldn’t have looked at this before I watched the video
timestamp ? 😭
@@beatricefox937 18:37
same omg
I was coming here to say this 😂😂 and the “I’ve never had sex” is sending me
i have adhd and some fairly minor sensory issues and i hate how in tv of all kind treats Neuro divergent characters and particularly characters with adhd as props for comic relief. it’s so common and it’s so frustrating
Helpful tip: If you don’t feel like listening to the sponsorship segment, mute the video and get yourself some water so you can stay hydrated and Jarvis still gets watch time :)
wish i did this
"Yarrr. You better be knowin your ARGHHH-borculture" isnt being talked about enough as the best joke
I'm really sad he didn't make a follow up "harbor culture" joke (because pirates)
@@Hsel-lc1wt really i think this just means we need a full cosplay J-arrrrrgh-vis Johnson pirate video
Arborculture is a really good pun
I do still find it funny that Andre says he is from the USSR over a decade from its dissolution, but I guess it would be on his birth certificate since he was born in 1982. He might think it is some sort of power move.
Yeah... That dude is the definition of peacocking... To an obnoxious degree.
@@bjorkdoll yeah, my exboyfriend always says he's from the DDR... He was born in March 1989...
It would've been changed to what the place he was born in is called today ( my parents documents got changed and practically my whole family)
I'm Ukrainian, my family's from Eastern Europe and those who were born at the time of the Soviet Union actually say "I was born in the ussr" and it's a normal thing to do. Not a power move, just a basic Slav move
it's just what some people say if they've been born before 1991
@14:46 is the shrimp part incase you love it as much as i do and wanna rewatch it multiple times over and over
We need a solid 5 minutes of Jarvis trying to come up with a phrase to follow his Twitch.
"Hop on the Twitch cart and ride...to my...channel..."
"You don't need to call an Uber, my Twitch is in...walking distance?"
"Next stop, *woo woo* my...Twitch channel."
So correct me if I'm wrong, but a vestigial trait is something that animals have evolved to not NEED but is still present in the body, right? Like your appendix, for example. But if they are removing contestants from the show entirely, then they aren't vestigial. Vestigial traits remain in the body naturally unless surgically removed, generally. So Ben Stein's "smart" comment about the contestants being vestigial is inaccurate. I guess he could be saying that the show has evolved past their necessity, but in the context of the event happening it doesn't really make complete sense.
Stein doesn't think evolution is real, so he probably doesn't know what vestigial means
@@memealine6322 for real? and he's their example of smartest man in the world??
@@phosphenevision yeah, he made a whole movie called Expelled about how there's a big conspiracy to push evolution in academics
defeating ben stein with facts and logic
🧐🧐🤓🤓
“I have a rare dog” is the strangest flex I’ve ever heard lmao.
As someone who works as a pet groomer, you'd be surprised at the people who think the ability to drop a couple thousand on a weirdly specific mutt is something to brag about, and that their shitty untrained dog is infinitely better than any other dog.
19:03 this has the energy of someone who's babysitting but doesn't want to be lmao
Jarvis: Nobody uses these weird words. Who uses nincompoop?
Also Jarvis: Does this tickle your fancy?
After that first joke, I think Jarvis has been spending too much time with Kurtis
Definitely...
Never too much time with Kurtis!
i really shouldn't have laughed as hard as i did over that "welcome back" joke. but thank you for that, jarvis.
There r three link spammers above me tf
@@swathithebagel eh, that's what ya risk when you comment on a video so early🤷
i said "good joke Jarvis" out loud
@@ashtonisvibing4763 ig so
5:35 me when I’m a little stinky old man
The fact they got so picky and mean (particularly) about Jesse, and the fact he is the only black man in the show makes me think a lot...
Ben Stein is such a weird figure to have stayed in the zeitgeist because he was literally part of the Nixon administration and has repeatedly defended him over the years. Like, we have access to the Nixon tapes now?
Spy fox pfp 😌
Ben Stein is the Dunning-Kruger Effect personified. He's legitimately knowledgeable in certain areas, but believes that this makes him an expert in *everything*.
That's not the Dunning-Kruger Effect tho...
@@fluffynator6222 The Dunning Kruger effect is being confidently wrong, it's mentioned in the video several times that there are plenty of instances of him being confidently wrong in the show.
@@thewall1179
The Dunning-Kruger Effect implies a surface level understanding of something that leads to overconfidence in one's own understanding of a subject. Meanwhile Steiner's confidence comes from the things he does know a lot about which makes him think he knows everything somehow.
@@fluffynator6222 Whiiiich manifests as him being really overconfident and thinking he knows everything about a subject he only has a very scant amount of knowledge in.
Dunning-Kruger gets used way too much but I wouldn't really argue against him being a good example of that in this case, lol
@@fluffynator6222 Admittedly, I could have phrased it better. What I'm saying is that he's more susceptible to the Dunning-Kruger Effect than most, due to being an expert in certain areas.
20:35 "...Metal"
21:47
the way he says stars cracks me up and idk why
Love the fact that Jarvis is just letting his friends chill outside of the camera and still talking, I would feel so awkward
I think in one of his earlier videos he mentions he either has some of his friends on call or in person while he records vids. Pretty chill stuff
He said it was filmed separately lol
Jarvis pointing out that he's 6'1" so nonchalantly had me shook. I didn't think he was anything over maybe 5'9". A weird assumption to make, considering he only shows his face in his videos. ☠️☠️
it's the bo burnham effect oh my god
Irrelevant to the video, but Molly you have the world's most beautiful smile.
In his "Why Is This Insane Channel Always On Trending?" video with Jordan, he says he's 6'1" and Jordan is 6'3". (Also the video's really good - you should watch it it if you haven't!)
A co-worker once told my boss "you look taller in your ID picture" (ie just his face) and I will never forget that.
@@mackback319 Tbf it's usually obvious Bo Burnham is tall
As someone who is horribly underweight (114lbs), seeing Jesse at 170 being berated and told to "go use the gym downstairs" pisses me off so much. It's the exact shit that caused me to bully myself into thinking less weight meant better body.
VH1 is MTV backwards had me spinning for like 30 minutes.
I really appreciate the way Jarvis handled this but I would just like to say this program is manipulative.
Gathering young people who likely have quite a precarious career (excuse my ignorance, unlike Jarvis I am not a model) and making them the brunt of the joke to make others feel superior is disgusting. People seem to revel in how ‘shallow’ models are and make jokes about how they don’t eat and have miserable lives to tear them down due to the way they are treated by society’s high regard for conventional attractiveness. Hate the system, don’t hate the real people caught in it. If there’s any point you disagree with please share your opinion; I really would like to educate myself on this topic.
I totally agree. everyone wants the pretty privilege but they also hate those who have it. vicious cycle
@@SM-yz4hi it’s so sad
you definitely hit the nail on head with this!! its a combination of hate and envy and derision and belittlement....it honestly shows each sides' narcissim, their belief in beauty over brain or brain over beauty and the need to prove to others they are the best
absolutely!! of course there are toxic parts of modelling but that doesnt mean everyone who models is automatically scum
"Their words, not mine. Ben Stein."
Dam Jarvis dropping bars fr
XXL 2022 freshman list here we come
This is what is gonna start Jarvis rap career
Truly Genius
Hey bestie
natural born writer
The only reason to shame Mandy-Lynn is because she can't play the mandolin. Like yeah, learning an instrument is hard, but it's just such a missed opportunity!
I remember watching this show when I was younger, and it ROYALLY fucked me over lmao. I agreed with everything they said because I was a naive 11 year old 🥲
Jarvis, I know you’re too pretty to understand this, but you are very smartest. 🙃
agreed
The thing about the "models/weightlifters are dumb" trope is that everyone has specialized knowledge. Models probably have extremely in-depth knowledge of cosmetics and skin care, or fabric dynamics and clothing construction, and weightlifters know a lot about anatomy, nutrition, and health. Everybody has some intelligence, it's just what the focus on that we choose is "valuable" or prestigious or not.
But no. To say a model has that kind of knowledge is very wrong.
Just because they have makeup placed on them doesn't mean they know anything about makeup or skincare! That's an insult to cosmetic chemists and aestheticians.
People go to college for fashion design, you know . You don't just get specialized knowledge in clothing just because you model in it.
You gain knowledge in the field you are in. Yes, some models have advanced STEM degrees. But a lot don't. Their work and time is spent on modeling. On getting fit. Not quantum mechanics or neurosurgery.
And scientists with advanced degrees would beg to differ that notion that "everybody" has advanced knowledge. No. Some people are just stupid.
I mean most do people have different knowledges in different things we just define “advanced knowledge” in different, mostly arbitrary ways. Try talking to a professional bodybuilder and an astrophysicist and 9/10 times that bodybuilder will know more about nutrition and anatomy because that information is directly relevant to their career.
@@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 yes... especially when you work at a corporate job and some of your coworkers display they don't know jack about their supposed field of specialization, indeed. Some people are just especially dumb
Intelligence is a different concept than knowledge. If we compare humans to computers, intelligence is broadly analogous to processing speed, knowledge (which is essentially just long-term memory) is analogous to computer memory. In theory, the difference between a very intelligent human and a less intelligent human is the how quickly they are able to process and create links between newly acquired pieces of information. A fast computer vs. a slow computer.
In practice, however, humans are obviously not computers. There are different dimensions to intelligence (an award-winning playwright might not be great as mathematics, a mathematician might not be great at designing a chair..etc.). Prior experience and memory is also likely to influence how good we are at tasks because of how the brain works, even when there isn't any inherent link e.g. people who are bilingual tend to have an easier time learning new languages, even if the new language is completely unrelated to any others they know.
Personally, whilst I think it is broadly true some humans are more intelligent than others, from what I understand of it, quantifying 'intelligence' (as opposed to ability to do specific things) seems kinda hopeless, except perhaps for identifying people with intellectual disabilities.
I love how Nick was in the background like..wha..? do I come back? What do I do?!?!
19:13
Gaston reminds me of all the strange f*cks that got on Big Brother, these old reality shows literally did nothing for background checks.
In the first 10 seconds we see Jarvis very quickly become a dad with his "welcome back"
Fr but I feel like he's been a dad for a while now
The confidence with which he does it though. No apologies. No comments. Just absolutele confidence in a terrible joke and suddenly it's funny 🔥
Jarvis is one of the most charming and charismatic people on CZcams
I think he may be AI generated actually
Agree
Yeah
Ok
No you are
I love how you show so much empathy for the people and don't just make fun of them! Keep going Jarvis, you're doing a really great job!!!
0:12 Oh johnson you've done it again! THE PUNNAGE!
When Jarvis said PHD sands for "pretty huge degree".. my brain exploded
Wdym it obviously means permanent head damage
Wdym I learned from friends that it means pretty huge di- they didn’t finish but I learned a little );
@@brocoli3485 😂😂😂
7:17 Wait, the "comes from money" model went to Brigham Young University in Utah? The Mormon university most famous for being the only accredited school to actually expel students on the basis of religion? The university that requires every student to sign an "honor code" forbidding anything LGBT, premarital sex, alcohol, drugs, tobacco, coffee, tea, vapes, and even goes as far as banning profanity and beards? The university that interrogates, punishes, and even expels students who are victims of rape while attending? *That* Brigham Young University?
Wait, beards are banned at BYU? That I did not know. All that stuff sucks.
@@theoneandonlybrownies that sounds way different from OPs take on it lmfaooo, beard card- can you get a hair dye card too? 😂
of course its in utah
@@iwakeupandboomimarat it has exactly the history you assume it does lmao. Big yikes all around
Going to BYU was literally the dream of most people I went to high school with it was insane
I've scrolled a lot through the comments about the Nick and Elsie cameo and I aint seen one yet so, I dont know why but i love that bit so much. Second to Jarvis' large af degree
“What country are you from?” “Soviet Union” I - what?? This show is a lot to take in
Spelling fashion brands is an impressively dumb test of intelligence.
I get that models should probably be familiar with the brands they work with, but I’m a neuroscience major and my instinct would be to spell foreign brand names as “guchy” and “versachy”.
(I get that my major doesn’t automatically make me smart, but I do take difficult classes and have to successfully spell words like “amygdaloid” and “hypothalamus” regularly.)
That's because you focused on science. If you focused on languages or maybe history, you would become familiar with the conventions of spelling in other languages, and how ending with a y would be extremely unlikely in most of those places. And if you focused on fashion you would see the brands a lot. In Forensics/Law you might hear about the Versace murder. But not knowing that doesn't mean you're less of a person or unintelligent, of course. Not knowing how to spell Versace doesn't make much difference in your life, it's not a vital skill.
Guchy and Versachy 🤣🤣🤣
@@leahdavis9434 Who are you trying to impress?
@@jacksonlarson6099 uh what?
If you don't know a foreign language, particularly Italian, it makes all the sense in the world
I would like to see a mix of America’s Top Model and Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader? WITH the 5th graders.
or OR… hear me out.. a show that’s just “are you a 5th grader”
@@elliotsmelliot THATS EVEN BETTER
@Celeste Phemister haha this sounds like an excellent spin off
Nice profile OP. At first look I thought it was Jschlatt fan art 🤣
The kids calling out the hosts for being assholes : “hey don’t be mean, if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say anything at all😠” “mary-lyn I LIKED your walk don’t listen to them”
Jarvis dragging pervy old Ben Stein is why he’s the best 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
7:41 so... who is gonna break the news...
Edit: DAMMIT JARVIS MADE THE SAME JOKEAS ME
I can’t believe Gaston forgot to say “boiled quarters” while he was listing things that smell bad.
Why do the judges put so much focus on critiquing and training the models' modeling skills when they're already professionals? It's like a show where Olympic athletes have to make art but also 60% of the show is them being armchair quarterbacked.
22:16 ??? vestigial means it’s still there but it no longer serves a purpose. it doesn’t mean gone.
smartest guy on the show…ok
18:33 Umm, and they walk like virgins or what?
It's stupid to classify, but even more so to actually point it out that way.
Weirdest part is I get were they're coming from, and it's just because she walks loosely 😭✋🏻
I appreciate Jarvis noting that pushing unrealistic beauty standards can hurt men as well as women. I’m glad that’s starting to be discussed more! I’m not a man, but I want everyone to enjoy their individual beauty!
imagine if Jarvis never mentioned Nick being there and Nick would just appear at the doorway randomly throughout the video ominously
an immeasurable amount of joy and comfort fills my being whenever jarvis says always be pluggin
8:57 shit I'm 6'2" and dropped below 180 last winter, and that was bordering on dangerously skinny, telling someone they gotta somehow shed more at that point is just... gross
The fact that Ben Stein looks exactly like Mitch McConnell makes his antics that much more disgusting.
He looks like the evil love-child of Mitch and John Oliver
Holy shit that’s an amazing burn.
the most important part of runway walks when i did my training was just. not being able to bump into each other and making it look like you werent moving around each other when you Were. like, moving your shoulders at the same time so they dont bump into each other but its subtle so no one notices. that being said i think the second most important part is not walking like andre
wait so if i understand this show correctly-they forced some non-native English speakers to do an English spelling bee??? that’s just cruel
"I found his onlyfans." 🤣🤣🤣 I choked on my coffee.
Jarvis livestreaming random awful 2000s realty Tv has been one of the highlights of my summer.
Same, I'm gonna miss watching Moment of Truth with the community
woah got hella triggered around 10:30. my oma died slowly of an eating disorder and hearing someone described as a bag of bones in such a dehumanizing way, knowing that its that same judgement that caused her to hate herself to literal death, it's fuckin getting me
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, as an SA survivor your methods of trigger warnings really make me happy. There’s always a sentence to brace for what’ll come and you never go over the top and I just- thank you
You’re also very funny and kind in your vid’s so jsut 💛 thankie
Your videos on early/mid 2000s crap reality TV are some of your best work. Truly it was a time.
Jarvis using the Courtreezy phone case is the most wholesome thing ever
Yesss
Glad to see that Jarvis was willing to take a small break from his pro-gaming career to make some more content for the non-gold veiwers.
Literally nothing is preventing you from being a GOLD viewer. It's premium and free at the same time.
The opening gag was amazing. I will never feel this awe again but I am blessed to have felt it.
I did a little bit of modelling around the time that this show came out (although I was a teenager, I was very thoroughly trained by my agency), and by what I can see the "problem" they had with her walk is probably that she had a very arched back (I don't know if it is something that she learned from being a lingerie model or if she had some sort of back problem) and she moved her hips a bit too much (most people at the time wanted you hips to move as little as possible, which I always thought was ridiculous and was so glad when that trend went away).
That being said, saying "she walks too sexy/like she's having sex" is
1) not helpful *at all*
and 2) extremely rude and offensive.
11:57 “It seems like these hosts are demons that feed off of breaking the spirit of these young, hopeful models.” So, it’s a modeling reality show, then?
Ben Stein also had a whole documentary about how he thinks creationism should be treated as an equally valid "scientific theory" as evolution so honestly an all around questionable choice for the "brains of the operation"
I don’t get why Creationism and evolution can’t exist together. But creationism is definitely not a science.🤮 Why are some people allowed to make documentaries about anything meanwhile some people can’t.😔
And that garbage "documentary" misrepresents evolution to make it look like some kind of dangerous dogma that only stupid people would believe. It directly blames the theory of evolution for the Nazi eugenics programs and the Holocaust, because apparently learning about natural selection made Hitler want to "improve" his country's people or something? I went to a religious school and had to watch it in science class, it's bad.
I actually bought it at a Christian store and omg the way they characterize the villainous scientific community ostracizing creationists… I think I still have it somewhere…
@@keepyourshoesathedoor Probably because science is a proven fact and religion is a belief
@@keepyourshoesathedoor Creationism can't be taught in public schools because of the separation of church and state.
"Welcome back" was the BEST THING my eyes have EVER WITNESSED
My absolute favorite thing about your channel is the random people you always seem to have in your house sometimes 😂😂❤️❤️
People TODAY still portray ADHD that way, even on Tiktok and stuff but idk if ppl are ready for that convo.
I dont think people care
As someone with ADHD, finding out that someone I admire also has ADHD makes me feel so great!! Thanks for being cool, Jarvis!! :)
he’s rad!
Same!
I love that feeling. Learning that Ryan Higa had ADHD and that PhantomStrider had OCD were both cool moments for me. I’m happy for you!
We need a vid on this
I love finding out when youtubers have adhd. In hindsight it's always so clear. I find it much easier to follow someone who has adhd tbh, I get bored very easily (for obvious reasons).
ive been having a rough couple of weeks but this is the hardest i’ve laughed in a long time. thank you jarvis
"metal"
ah yes, my favorite periodic element.
Man, Andre went from a jock we tolerated to someone they had to allow "I hate the Russian" in Twitch chat for. That is quite a character arc. I'm halfway terrified of the rest of this show, halfway really need Jarvis to keep streaming it because I'm hooked now
Andre isn't a himbo he's just a jock
Himbo = Strong, dumb and kind
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i you’re right i goofed on that one. All I could picture was him putting the food in his pocket haha I was distracted when classifying
He wasn't gonna win, though, as he wasn't exactly a shampoo campaign candidate.
I used to watch this show all the time when it was on hulu maybe 6-7 years ago. I think I discovered it while trying to watch america's next top model and binged it the whole way through. Sometimes I try to bring this goofy show up in conversation and nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about. Thank you for affirming this show wasn't a weird fever dream
Same! For some reason I watched this with my family as a kid!
I watched it live when it aired and loved how awful it was, but also hated the challenges and hated who won. I did think it was interesting that the winner won based on being socially intelligent.
I like that you changed your shirt during the ad so it’s obvious where the ad starts and ends. I appreciate the transparency
Its weird to see a show that is objectifying the men as much as the women. It does show that objectification can go both ways.
Also, I have ADHD, too 🤘🏻